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>apply to a job in 2021

>> No.29072646

looks like a application for a pilot

>> No.29073136
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>this requirement does not apply to the applicants to the astronaut with physical disabilities vacancy

>> No.29073405
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>get first real interview in almost a year a few days ago
>interview goes incredibly well
>get call today
>Yeah, your interview was basically perfect and you gave us a few good ideas that we're actually going to put to use. Unfortunately, we have to reject your application because we're already hired internally.
ENOUGH.

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>>29073136
cant climb out and escape then, can they

>> No.29073732

Applying for a job is soul crushing. You're basically begging people to suck their dick.

>> No.29073777

>>29073405
How is this shit legal but crypto is somehow frowned upon?

>> No.29073789

>>29073405
And now you can’t even capitalize on your ideas kek

>> No.29073884

>>29073405
lol, you basically improved their company for free and got yourself cut

>> No.29073885

>>29073405
heh, nothing personnel kid

>> No.29073899

>>29072261
literally illegal in the united states

>> No.29074553

Asking for a friend, genuinely curious to know. I have pondered for a long time, on the matter, of hot to get a good job in this economy, and the only thing i keep returning to to blackmail some exec somewhere into giving you a job. I see no other way. Even if you possess the meme education, and the experience. Are there any down sides to this? Is this not a life hack?

>> No.29074680

>>29074553
first you have to know an exec

>> No.29074743

>>29074553
You're more likely to get sued. How will you even blackmail an executive?

>> No.29074812

>>29072261
That's a pretty fucking low bar. How about
>The applicant must know how to do basic addition and subtraction.

>> No.29074980

> This requirement does not apply to the applications to the astronaut with physical disabilities vacancy
wat. Is this for NASA?

>> No.29075004

>>29072261
>live in small town
>dont want to work at burger king
>look for a data entry job so i can just sit at a desk and work around on a computer
>must have a masters degree and 10 years experience

welp. never need a job anyways because i made 10k last month but fuck off

>> No.29075167

>>29074743
It's simple. I will anonymously report your company and every senior management staff all the way to the CEO as being involved in tax evasion every month for the rest of my life if you don't give me a salaried position with the wage of at least $5000.00 a month. Thank you kind sirs.

>> No.29075320

>>29073136
absolute clown world

>> No.29076453

>>29074553
>he only thing i keep returning to to blackmail some exec somewhere into giving you a job. I see no other way.
>>29075167
>I will anonymously report your company and every senior management staff all the way to the CEO as being involved in tax evasion every month for the rest of my life if you don't give me a salaried position with the wage of at least $5000.00 a month.
I watched Fight Club too. Cool idea, they did it in American Beauty also.

>> No.29076751

>>29074980
European Space Agency

>> No.29076876

>>29072261
>don't have some weird illness
>don't be an addict
>don't be physically disabled; unless you're an astronaut because that's fuckin' rad
>be able to see well
>don't be crazy
>don't be retarded or autistic

"GUYS WHY ARE JOBS SO DEMANDING???"

>> No.29077074

>>29072261
For what fucking job are those requeriments for?

>> No.29077087

>>29074553
Kill yourself and be reborn with a vagina, then get any service job you want or just sell pics of your butthole.

>> No.29077156

>>29077087
Service as in servicing cocks?

>> No.29077160

>>29072261
> astronauts with disabilities
Jesus fucking christ

>> No.29077192

>>29077156
sure, that pays exceptionally well

>> No.29077242

>>29076876
I’m assisted to weed alcohol tobacco cola junk food, masturbation and 4chan.

>> No.29077244

Saw a Corp presentation today where the VPs bonuses are at risk if they don't hit diversity targets. Doesn't matter if they are best for the job or not. It's the most blatantly racist company policy I've ever seen.

>> No.29077243

>>29077192
I would unironically do it if I was a female I think

>> No.29077337

>>29072261
4 interviews later and still cant find normie part time job. Fuck this

>> No.29077401

>>29077243
Same but only with big dick Chads

>> No.29077403

>>29077160
Well dont need legs in space do you?

>> No.29077414

>>29077244
This is going to be standard at all large corps soon. Can’t wait to lose my job so some nigger can take it.

>> No.29078005

>>29076876
I know, in my field entry positions demand 8 years of experience and mastery of several technologies. Good thing I have plenty of experience however I can see how people get fucked by inane HR buzzword salad regularly

>> No.29078127

I got a job that pays pretty well for entry-level in my field. Wasn’t overly demanding either.literally just spam out LinkedIn easy apply applications.

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>>29077414
teach me dat compootah code nigga I ain'tz got all day