/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.29131272]

My ex wants my bitcoins after she saw it went up. She's a psycho with borderline. She always made fun of me for being into crypto now has pulled a 180. What do I do from here?

[Anonymous No.29131342]

>>29131272
>bit coins

[Anonymous No.29131414]

fuck her, she get's nothing, women who betray are meant to be killed.

[Anonymous No.29131434]

Lol at telling women what you have. Serves you right

[Anonymous No.29131454]

>>29131272
you're a loser for sure even to respond

[Anonymous No.29131481]

>>29131272
>What do from here
Say you lost them all to a scam its that easy

[Anonymous No.29131491]

>>29131272
make her drown herself in debt over attorney fees and then hide your wallet and say you lost your bitcoins

[Anonymous No.29131529]

>>29131272
Do it like the hedgies. Breaking the law is a lot cheaper than losing gains.

[Anonymous No.29131536]

>>29131272
are you fucking dumb? block that dumb bitch. "ill think about it" dude are you fucking serious? if you have any manhood left stop replying

[Anonymous No.29131537]

>>29131481
cuck
just ignore
get a restraining order if she shows up

[Anonymous No.29131545]

>>29131272
you lost your bitcoins in a terrible boating accident

[Anonymous No.29131561]

>>29131272
>crypto is totally legitimate and not used for illegal purposes
>crypto is a way to avoid legal obligations and shield assets
pick one

[Anonymous No.29131565]

>>29131272
>don't you have any honor as a person
>wants half my shit

[Anonymous No.29131567]

>>29131272
Were you married

[Anonymous No.29131568]

>>29131272

[Anonymous No.29131569]

>>29131272
Fake and gay, but here's your (you)

[Anonymous No.29131570]

>>29131491
this

[Anonymous No.29131588]

>>29131272
tell her to ask tyrone for some

[Anonymous No.29131616]

>>29131272
The answer is easy. Yolo all of it. If you win you can make back what you would have had to give her. You lose, bitch gets nothing.

[Anonymous No.29131629]

cringe and betapilled

[Anonymous No.29131630]

How exactly will they collect if you don't pay? Just claim to have lost them

[Anonymous No.29131631]

>>29131272
>legally entitled
>entitled

there you go
tell her to suck a dick and block her u dumb faggot op

[Anonymous No.29131645]

>>29131545
>you lost your bitcoins in a terrible boating accident
BTFO by public ledger

[Anonymous No.29131649]

>>29131272
Hire a good lawyer.

[Anonymous No.29131661]

>>29131272
wait
is it ex wife?? i tought it was ex-gf
if it's wife yeah, you're fucked, say you lost them or something

[Anonymous No.29131692]

>>29131272
cuck

[Anonymous No.29131699]

>>29131491
definitely this

[Anonymous No.29131704]

>>29131272
ex gf or ex wife?

[Anonymous No.29131726]

>>29131661
Keep her in court until the crash and deliver the actual btc when the price is in the toilet

[Anonymous No.29131739]

>sorry I lost all of my bitcoins betting on virtual horse races

[Anonymous No.29131742]

>>29131272
You're a dumb cuck who will probably give her the Bitcoin regardless of what /biz/ tells you to do.
But if not, ghost her ass. Block her number, move elsewhere, call the police and file a restraining order, etc. There are so many options for you here rather than bending over like a little bitch but I want to punch you in the face because I know you're weak and will hand it over.

[Anonymous No.29131751]

>>29131491
absolutely based

[Anonymous No.29131765]

>>29131272
>talking to your ex instead of BTFOing her

NGMI

[Anonymous No.29131771]

>>29131272
wow

[Anonymous No.29131772]

>>29131491
Based

[Anonymous No.29131776]

>>29131545
based and hexenhammer pilled

[Anonymous No.29131814]

>>29131272

what coin?

[Anonymous No.29131825]

>>29131272
Send it to another wallet and then convert it to XMR and claim you got scammed.

[Anonymous No.29131837]

>>29131272
They were lost in a boating accident anon.

[Anonymous No.29131848]

>>29131272
>i lost my ledger and my seed phrase and theres nothing you can do to prove otherwise
Why are you fags so horrible at counter-intel?

[Anonymous No.29131868]

>>29131342
send her bsv kek XD
tell her you invested in the "real bit coin"
you will never hear from her again

[Anonymous No.29131883]

Assuming this isn't a larp, there's no way she'd ask for "only" $100,000 if she thought she could get $250,000.

[Anonymous No.29131906]

>>29131272
Why the fuck would you admit in a text conversation that you have bitcoin?

[Anonymous No.29131940]

>>29131272
convert to XMR
then do this: >>29131491

[Anonymous No.29131966]

>>29131272
just tell her that you lost the keys and they are lost forever in a boat accident

[Anonymous No.29131971]

>>29131491
I'd add one thing to the lost story
tell her about the guy that lost his in a landfill and say you lost yours in a landfill too
roastie will be digging in the trash for a long time

[Anonymous No.29131972]

Reminder women are not worth it unless you are uber chad.

[Anonymous No.29131995]

Whelp, your infosec is totally fucked. Professional full time (literally 26/8) schizo here, let me tell you what you need to do:
>get a lawyer
>explain what's going on
>show him all the texts
>find a way to print them out too
>get confirmation that she's not entitled to shit and get the legal reasoning from him in writing
>have him file a restraining order, no contact or communications
>move (ask lawyer if it's better to a different state or to stay in the same state, either way move a good distance away from her, at least to a different metropolitan area)
>consider a legal name change
>get a new phone number, maybe several so you can identify who's leaking your new number to her
>transfer all crypto to new wallets, use mixers if possible, or convert everything to monero (this may be a taxable event, but a mixer wouldn't be)
>change your hair: dye it or shave it off
>always wear a facemask and sun glasses, even indoors. Say the glasses are covid protection for your eyes and get away with it
>pay cash for everything
>pay attention while driving to see if you're being followed. Vary your driving routes
>get rid of any distinctive old clothes and get new clothes
>don't go to any of your old haunts

[Anonymous No.29132010]

>>29131645
>BTFO by public ledger
she has to know the wallet address

expert mode: convert XBT to XMR

[Anonymous No.29132020]

>honor
>i am entitled to half your shit because I have a vagina

lol, USA

[Anonymous No.29132036]

>>29131906
it was a bad move but
he can still play this >>29131868

[Anonymous No.29132045]

Say you gambled everything away

[Anonymous No.29132060]

>>29131272

If they were assets you gained when married, she's entitled to half unless you have evidence she turned them down.

If she does get half, you should be able to argue half of the value when you divorced, not their current value.

[Anonymous No.29132080]

>>29131272
>I lost my trezor/ledger
There you go, saved you at least $100k

[Anonymous No.29132082]

>>29131434

this

[Anonymous No.29132085]

>>29131272

What bitcoin, I lost my private key.

[Anonymous No.29132093]

>>29131272
go zero contact. hang up if she calls you. get a new number.

if she actually has a case in our gynarchist court system them move countries and disappear.

study cluster b personality disorders and never get close to such a person ever again. there are many such people on this website, and on social media in general.

[Anonymous No.29132124]

>>29131272
do not text to her anymore she will use it against you in court.

[Anonymous No.29132128]

>>29131272
If you bought the bitcoin with her money, give her the bitcoin. If not hide them in a different wallet and show her your empty wallet and tell her you got scammed.

[Anonymous No.29132151]

>>29131272
Assuming this isn't a larp, surely you coukd ask her to spell out exactly how many bitcoins she is demanding, then send her that amount of bsv or bch?

[Anonymous No.29132165]

>>29131272
tumble them and claim you copied the wrong address

[Anonymous No.29132271]

>>29131272
Ex-wife or just ex-girlfriend. If its the latter I shouldnt have to tell you, you owe her nothing. If it's the former just pretend you lost them in a scam.

[Anonymous No.29132282]

>>29131272
You lost your Trezor and your keys in a boat accident. We aren't joking. Find something.
You "lost" them all.

[Anonymous No.29132294]

>>29131742
This.
OP reeks of beta energy.
Look at that response to these wild unhinged texts lmao.
If it's not a larp this thread can safely be closed, OP is ngmi.

[Anonymous No.29132315]

>>29131272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT2_EqSPTFo&ab_channel=SopranosFan57
Give her the ol' Tony Soprano

[Anonymous No.29132316]

>>29132020
it's like this in every western country

feminism = female supremacism

[Anonymous No.29132323]

>>29131272
tell her for every time she lets you fuck her you will tip her 10 sats, anal even brings her 20. bitch should work for her bitcorns

[Anonymous No.29132340]

>>29131272
Ignore. Block. Get an order of protection ASAP.

[Anonymous No.29132355]

after reading op i asked my gf if she feels entitled to half my coins
she said "only if you don't want to give me all xoxo"
such horrible creatures... i think she was joking but now i'm not sure.

[Anonymous No.29132365]

>>29131272
Just give her the bitcoins. They will be worthless once based CZ flips the cryptomarket and establishes his Chad dominance with bnb and bsc.

[Anonymous No.29132374]

>>29131868
LMAO DO THIS HAHAHAHAHAHAA

[Anonymous No.29132442]

>>29131272
>sorry honey, I just lost them all in an unfortunate boating accident last weekend.

[Anonymous No.29132494]

>>29132355
You fucked up, son. Hope you haven't lived together long enough for common law marriage to apply. Youll be pissed when you realize the law treats a gf as a wife if you live together long enough.

[Anonymous No.29132501]

>>29131272
you make fun of her

[Anonymous No.29132558]

Were you actually married? If so I'd probably just monero them, otherwise who cares

[Anonymous No.29132568]

>>29131272
Tell her that she misheard you. You only have bitbean.

[Anonymous No.29132588]

>>29131868
This but with DOGE.

[Anonymous No.29132613]

>>29131272
>i'll think about it
Nice one opening the possibility of admitting liability, dickhead.

[Anonymous No.29132629]

>>29132494
nah there is no common law marriage here.

[Anonymous No.29132653]

Imagine If a 20/30% correction happens. You can offer her half the bitcoins then.

[Anonymous No.29132665]

imagine actually getting married in this day and age

my friend got a house out of some dude and is going to do it again

[Anonymous No.29132666]

>1 post by this id
Imagine replying to this thread unironically.

[Anonymous No.29132687]

>>29131272
Tell her to get fucked, the attorney is either a larp or will contact you directly

[Anonymous No.29132724]

>>29131272
fake and GAY

[Anonymous No.29132743]

>>29131491
yeah what this guy says, lead her on so she thinks she actually has a chance, then pull the rug and watch her get fucked on the attorney fees. then when she's at the actual bottom propose to her that she prostitutes herself to make money to pay for her denbts. as you take care of the business and luring in costumers you obivously should get a fair share of 90%. don't be stupid bro, this is /biz/, success is about finding ways to turn bad situations into profitable ones.

[Anonymous No.29132744]

>>29131272
Talk to a lawyer, you might get away without giving her anything

[Anonymous No.29132746]

>>29132010
>she has to know the wallet address
sure, if OP has never used the address in any way that ties it to them and never uses that wallet address again in the future then he's safe. My guess is that isn't the case.

[Anonymous No.29132747]

>>29132588
how the fuck do you sell "i bought doge when i said bitcoin?" at least with bsv you have hundreds of sperging schizos that are literally raving about it being the "real bit coin" with conviction.

[Anonymous No.29132781]

>>29131491
Do this

[Anonymous No.29132796]

>>29131272
dont fucking admit or respond anything and lawyer the fuck up

[Anonymous No.29132823]

>>29132747
Elon tweeted about it and he went all in because it was the next big thing. Makes perfect sense to normalfags.

[Anonymous No.29132828]

> it doesn't say "sent 14:08"
> Pointy part of the speech bubble is blurry
Fake. OP IS A FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.29132855]

When did you divorce? She’s only entitled to half of what they were worth at the time you split. Any subsequent gains are yours.

Also, you’re an idiot for telling her they exist.

[Anonymous No.29132858]

Move to Russia

[Anonymous No.29132882]

I would be tempted to head to Gibraltar. Tax haven and for $2 million invested in property there you can a residency with no habitation requirements i.e. spend as much of the year elsewhere gorging on champagne and pussy. Of course first seek legal advice and see if she is entitled to anything.

[Anonymous No.29133040]

>>29131995
>change your entire life and run away
Why would he let her win? That seems like way more effort than having a trusted friend grief her Minecraft server

[Anonymous No.29133085]

>>29131272
>marrying a woman like this
NGMI. just give her your entire wallet

[Anonymous No.29133086]

He can tell her that he'll sell his coins and spend the money on a lawyer

[Anonymous No.29133192]

>>29132828
This

OP is a larping faggot. (A good larp though, got a lot of You's)

[Anonymous No.29133209]

>>29131272
they literally CANNOT take them without your password

[Anonymous No.29133262]

>>29131272
I would move to a country where the USA can’t bother me in call of duty Cold War. Pretty sure the Soviets are cooler in that game.

[Anonymous No.29133286]

>>29131491
>>29131630
>>29131848
>>29131966
All of these are the most simple and plausible answer. Explain SLOWLY to the boomer judge who’s overseeing the proceedings how a hardware wallet and seed phrases works and claim that you not only have lost the wallet but also lost the seed phrases.

[Anonymous No.29133313]

>>29132743
This is why i love /biz/

[Anonymous No.29133318]

>>29131272
You sue her for psychological harassment and abuse. She won't get a fucking single Satoshi.

[Anonymous No.29133370]

>>29131561
It can be used illegaly and should be, especially when you can hurt women or minorities. Laws are unjust and fuck ex'es.

[Anonymous No.29133411]

>>29133040
>let her win
most of you need to follow the back half of that advice anyway, sad incels. get some new clothes and go out in sunglasses. christ

[Anonymous No.29133473]

>>29131272
>ill think about it
why even respond you fucking bitch?

[Anonymous No.29133485]

>>29131272
Nice larp

[Anonymous No.29133489]

>>29131272
several solutions:

1) Monero all your crypto, memorise a 12 or 24 word seed phrase perfectly and hope you don't get amnesia/alzheimers (also bury somewhere extremely safe in secret if you are bothered).

Let her try and get you, say you must have got hacked from keylogger or lost access to them, whichever is best.

2) spend it all on hookers and send pics of fiat bills on pussys with your dick in them

ask her if she wants the same

3) kys for being a cuck


Seriously its so easy to stop women stealing your net worth with crypto, its almost like it was designed for this purpose, being unseizable. Nakamoto probs got divorce raped when he was younger and decided to help other men avoid the same fate.

If she never married you she cant do shit, especially if that is all your money, Its hard for her to get anything even if some of it was money she gave you in kind at the time.

If she gave it you to specifically invest for her, and you decided to keep it like a nigger (though based) you should give it back.

[Anonymous No.29133554]

>>29131272
give me a bitcoin and i will bring you her face on a platter

[Anonymous No.29133569]

>>29132020
There are far worse countries than the US for this shit. In France paternity tests are illegal. In Canada you're considered (((common law married))) if you're with a gf for a long enough time, even if you never actually propose to her and get legally married.

[Anonymous No.29133590]

>>29131272
>Letting your wife know you have bitcoin
U dun goofed.

[Anonymous No.29133617]

>>29131491
Or you can do this:
>oh no babe someone hacked my wallet, converted everything to monero, which is untraceable, and now I have nothing!

The plot twist is that you are the hacker. Just make sure that you do this in a VPN in case they try to investigate.

[Anonymous No.29133672]

>>29133286
for a simple analogy tell him it is like digital gold, or physical cash if you drop it somewhere and cant find it its gone forever. But even worse because it really is gone forever.

[Anonymous No.29133673]

>>29131272
>1 post by this id
>fake text

[Anonymous No.29133675]

>>29131272
Did she buy any? If not she deserves nothing.

[Anonymous No.29133681]

>>29131272
1. Give her nothing
2. If you have no choice, take a loan backed by BTC now and it won't cost anything. Roastie just wants USD.

[Anonymous No.29133704]

Firstly: you shouldn't have told a woman that you have any crypto.

Secondly: >>29131491

[Anonymous No.29133708]

>>29131491
this

[Anonymous No.29133720]

>>29131491
do this, fuck that bitch

[Anonymous No.29133742]

>>29131565

hate to use redditified terms but it's textbook gaslighting, my BPD ex would do the same shit routinely.

[Anonymous No.29133760]

>>29133040
these crazy bitches with wreck themselves and all they have over trying to even scratch you for their own pleasure. the further you run, the better it can be proven on court. if you dont run away enough, the lies and narrative she build can still get you somehow. you got it wrong. running is the only way of winning. picking a side is already losing.

[Anonymous No.29133771]

>>29131272
Anon you might not want to do this because I am a stranger on the Internet, but FUCK women - I will gladly hold your BTC for you and make it literally impossible for this cunt to get any of it, then hand it back as soon as she's off your case.

[Anonymous No.29133813]

how to hide your seed:
write down synonyms of the words. what think?

[Anonymous No.29133818]

dude thats a disgusting snake bitch who looked for any way she could to make a quick buck off you. Fuck that

[Anonymous No.29133828]

wat. the. fuck. this is bait but if she's your ex gf, just block her or something

[Anonymous No.29133869]

>>29131272
Just say you lost/lied about them. Or you could say you gambled them all away. Does she have your address? Also call her a stupid cunt and be done with her lmao.

[Anonymous No.29133882]

>>29131272
You were asking people on 4chan "how to transfer the bitcoins over to her bank account" and you got scammed and lost them

[Anonymous No.29133951]

1 post by this id

sage and move on dipshits

[Anonymous No.29134045]

>>29133951
How fucking new are you?

[Anonymous No.29134091]

>>29131272
>Letting your woman know about ALL your assets, ESPECIALLY those which could be hidden in legal discovery
OP is a retard.

[Anonymous No.29134147]

>>29131726
kek this

[Anonymous No.29134153]

>>29131272
>I’ll think about it
Your ex seems like an entitled piece of shit but you’ll get no sympathy from me seeing as you’re only enabling her. What claim does she have over half?

[Anonymous No.29134156]

Can she or anyone for that matter prove you have them? If not fuck her. Prove it first.

[Anonymous No.29134159]

>>29133569
Can confirm. You are considered common law after 1 year. After this point woman lose all interest and some will pursue compensation. If you don’t plan on marrying her after 9months to a year then you need to gtfo and move on.

[Anonymous No.29134343]

>>29131272
Under no circumstances, i repeat, under no CIRCUMSTANCES should you give that bitch a single penny of what you rightfully earned. Just pretend you sold for a shitcoin that crashed.
If, for whatever you reason, i find out you gave that thing a single satoshi i will personally find you, torture you and get dogs to rape you.
You have no excuse. just invent something, hide ur btc, do whatever. I'm literally seething seeing these txt messages

[Anonymous No.29134425]

>>29131272
bitcoins gets lost so easily these days

[Anonymous No.29134469]

>>29134159
it varies state-to-state, some its 1 year, some its as many as 7, and some there's no limit before CLM.

[Anonymous No.29134496]

Those coins will be worth millions in the near future.
If you're a bitch and capitulate which you probably will judging by your response you should at least take out a loan as to not cause a taxable event and you can hold your corn. The most based thing to do would be to ignore her

[Anonymous No.29134511]

post her tits, OP

[Anonymous No.29134562]

>>29131272
Sell the bitcoin and buy McDonalds coin with the money. Send her the McDonalds coin.

[Anonymous No.29134677]

>>29131995
At that you better buy a gun and do what you have to

[Anonymous No.29134743]

If you lose your money to her you deserve to get assraped. Figure something out anon

[Anonymous No.29134766]

>>29131272
Ex wife or ex GF? If she's an ex-GF she's entitled to nothing.

Tell her you'll see her in court.

[Anonymous No.29134822]

>>29134343
>>29133869
>>29133489
>>29132151
>>29132045
>>29131868
>>29131940
>>29131825
>>29131616
Court-ordered IRS audit will kill him for this. Don't lie about your assets in court. They will find out the truth.

[Anonymous No.29134883]

>>29131272
You better have a monero-boat-accident soon

[Anonymous No.29134907]

>>29131272
Pre-empt with a restraining order, put it all in physical wallet then hide it in your anus.

[Anonymous No.29134931]

>>29131272
>1 post by this ID
lol too bad this wasn't real, you deserve losing it all for being a faggot

[Anonymous No.29135079]

Tell her to fucking die in a fire you absolute faggot. What a fucking gay retard you are.
PIC RELATED IS THE ONLY RESPONSE.

[Anonymous No.29135118]

I just don't get. How can there be her legal part of your bitcoins if she didn't even lend you money to buy it?

[Anonymous No.29135124]

>honor
>financially supporting a whore

[Anonymous No.29135166]

>>29131272
Tell her not to contact you again, only her attorney can correspond with you. Then don't answer another message.

[Anonymous No.29135197]

>>29134822
i mean it's a speculative asset on an anonymous network. Unless he sold and cashed out nothing is proven.

[Anonymous No.29135259]

I'd unironically rather go to prison for a few months for contempt of court over giving entitled idiots my crypto

[Anonymous No.29135275]

>>29131272
Should have told her you sold at $4k.
Just to be on the safe side.

[Anonymous No.29135327]

>>29135197
This.
Dont pay mind to stupidass boomers who love sucking off the kike judges.

[Anonymous No.29135349]

If it’s on an exchange he’s fucked. If it’s in a private wallet, then he should say she threw out his seed phrase while she was cleaning one time and he never worried about it because she had him convinced that they were worthless after all.

[Anonymous No.29135378]

Tell her you traded them all for ASKO.

[Anonymous No.29135381]

>>29131272
Are... are you faggots actually falling for this

[Anonymous No.29135403]

>>29131434
/thread

[Anonymous No.29135436]

>>29131272
you call her psycho but youre a huge retard for telling her in the first place

[Anonymous No.29135444]

>>29131272
OP the obvious answer is to start hitting her and don't stop

[Anonymous No.29135454]

>>29131272
> She's a psycho with borderline

You know you cant be with a borderline, right? Especially not trust one? Are you INSANE?! I had 2 Borderlines in my life. They are crazy

[Anonymous No.29135488]

Why the fuck do people still talk with their exs? I cut off all of mine the instant they become exs.

[Anonymous No.29135490]

>>29135381
even if it's a larp i want to get emotionally involved

[Anonymous No.29135549]

>>29131272
tell her to go fuck herself and block her lmao

[Anonymous No.29135573]

If you have a hostile relationship with an ex DON'T SAY A GODDAMN THING over text, email, social media.

[Anonymous No.29135588]

>>29131645
>thinking she has any idea what his address is

[Anonymous No.29135617]

>>29131272
What a cunt. Ghost her ass

[Anonymous No.29135628]

>>29131649
Why? There's no case. She cant prove ownership.

[Anonymous No.29135661]

It's time for a boat accident.

[Anonymous No.29135736]

Singapore

[Anonymous No.29135799]

>>29131561
Crypto has nothing to do with "legal" or "illegal"
Crypto is above the law. That's the reason it's so valuable.
No attorney, no government and no agency in the world can touch your assets without your permission.

[Anonymous No.29135869]

>>29131272
You fucking pathetic faggot. Bitchslap this girl please.

[Anonymous No.29135940]

>>29131272
Its getting to the point im beyond sympathy for idiots who sign their souls over to holes.

Shut the fuck up and pay your pussy bill.

[Anonymous No.29135968]

>>29131272
Set up a second wallet. Ask her for her btc address. Accidentally send it to your other wallet and tell her you made a mistake and sent it to a stranger.

[Anonymous No.29135998]

>>29131272
By saying you will think about it you already fucked up. That is essentially proof you could if you wanted to and that is how her lawyer and the judge would see it. If you already went through divorce and the coins were not included in assets split I could be said you intentionally hid them. Which could fuck you.

[Anonymous No.29136017]

>>29131434
This.

[Anonymous No.29136028]

>>29131272
How are this many people bothering to respond to this obvious bait larp??

[Anonymous No.29136035]

>>29131272
what a fucking whore bitch
there will always be people demanding gibs
demanding something that's not theirs

[Anonymous No.29136103]

>>29131272
Put your portfolio on a cold wallet and hide it so she wont get one sat from you

[Anonymous No.29136117]

>>29131536
Yea. Congrats you just admitted to having them and this is admissible in court. Pay your pussy bill idiot. Serves you right for being a fucking cuck.

[Anonymous No.29136148]

>>29131272
Send some ERC20 token named "Bitcoin" to her
You can also send BSV, BTG or some shit like this

[Anonymous No.29136191]

>>29131272
block her, remove all contact, literally remove her from your fucking life

[Anonymous No.29136207]

>>29131272
Tell her you traded them for MCDC and lost everything

[Anonymous No.29136268]

>>29131272
my gf got away with 0.6 of my bitcoins.
I would be in the 6 figs already with it. Im stuck in 5 figs hell.

gl mate. As some smartass has said it before: bitcoin mooning is often a wife changing event.

[Anonymous No.29136293]

>>29131272
If you kept them in an account that you owned before marrying her and didn’t deposit additional coins during the marriage she is actually entitled to fuck all.

[Anonymous No.29136376]

>>29131272
>i'll think about it.
with that statement you confirmed that you own $500k worth of bitcoin. you dumb fuck.

[Anonymous No.29136402]

Transfer it to another wallet and say you gave it to a close friend on discord to start a business but then he scammed you and now you guys don't talk anymore

[Anonymous No.29136404]

>>29131272
Why the duck would you think about it you dumbass

[Anonymous No.29136413]

>>29131272
Why would you say "Ill think about it?" Thats just incriminating yourself. Just block her number and never answer her calls or texts. Especially since she is BPD.

[Anonymous No.29136430]

>>29131561
>the law
the only law is God’s Law and God said not to permit a woman to exercise authority over a man

[Anonymous No.29136459]

>>29135490
What 4chen 5hundred is for, i guess

[Anonymous No.29136505]

>>29131272
>MY SHARES
JUST SAY THE BITCOIN COMPANY BOUGHT BACK THEIR SHARES KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.29136524]

>sticking your dick in crazy
I feel nothing but contempt.

[Anonymous No.29136543]

>>29136430
Unironically

[Anonymous No.29136598]

>>29131272
>1 post by this ID

[Anonymous No.29136609]

>>29131272
>1 post ID
/pol/ at it again.....
This story is not real, /biz/raelis would never tell other person about his coins and wallets. He would hide them even from taxman eyes.

[Anonymous No.29136682]

>>29136505
rolling quads for this

[Anonymous No.29136752]

>>29131491
Do it.

[Anonymous No.29136767]

>>29131272
You must be an autist to even ask. Just hide the wallet dumbfuck.

[Anonymous No.29136849]

>>29131434

Lmao, this. I have bank accounts in 4 countries, a stock portfolio in the US, crypto, and dossiers on her/her family's tax and immigration fraud to dump on the feds at a moment's notice back in the US, but my wife only knows about about our joint account in the UK where we live right now. Don't ever tell women what you have beyond your paycheck.

[Anonymous No.29136881]

Fake and gay

[Anonymous No.29136969]

>>29131565
You'd be amazed at the crazy shit BPD girls come up with
-t. sort of dated a BPD girl for a while when I was 19 who wouldn't even fuck

[Anonymous No.29136997]

>>29131272
>talking to people threatening legal action
ngmi

[Anonymous No.29137077]

>>29136849
why are you married

[Anonymous No.29137108]

>>29131995
based

[Anonymous No.29137156]

>>29132665
you need new friends, you think she won’t do that shit to you?

[Anonymous No.29137172]

>>29131272
Should have used Monero

[Anonymous No.29137182]

>>29131272
>i'll think about it
Cringe.

[Anonymous No.29137236]

>>29131272
DONT YOU GET TIRED OF FUCKING POSTING THESE FAKE SCREENCAPS YOU FAGGOT?

[Anonymous No.29137319]

>>29131272
YOINK MINE NOW TriHard 7

Women can be niggers.

[Anonymous No.29137375]

>>29137236
why do you need to suck a massive cock?

[Anonymous No.29137380]

>>29131272
>i'll think about it

Why the fuck would you say that retard? You should have said you lost them or got hacked. RETARD

[Anonymous No.29137512]

>want to get on the same page with your woman, have similar financial goals
>this requires telling her that you want to save a lot and make it to a life of ease
>this means she knows you save a lot
>so in the process of trying to get a girl with a similar financial mindset to yours, you always open yourself up to potential problems

How to solve this simple contradiction, fellas

[Anonymous No.29137522]

>>29137077

Because I knocked up a 9/10 who had a lot of money to begin with while I was an unemployed university student. When we got married she was the employed one and maintaining my standard of living, so in the state we married (and any we would probably divorce in if it happens) in I'm entitled to the alimony based on what's on our marriage certificate. She's actually a wonderful wife until I bring up that her mother is a grifting, cheating whore who leeches money off her and her stepdad she constantly cucks.

Ngmi if you don't play the game better than women anon

[Anonymous No.29137542]

>>29131491
XMR and this, hope she loses her mind.
godspeed

[Anonymous No.29137631]

>>29136268
>your gf

How in the fuck?

[Anonymous No.29137636]

>>29131868
underrated lmao

[Anonymous No.29137648]

>>29133760
The only way you can run away from courts for good is if you leave the country or go completely off the grid. I’m not changing my whole life to get away from some vagina. You give her nothing because she can’t get to your crypto without you or you get rid of the problem (her) entirely. This guy isn’t acting like he has millions where leaving and living like a king is doable.

[Anonymous No.29137686]

>>29131272
you can think about it and when your muttbrain is done thinking you can say that no
atleast you tought about it wich you promised to do, unlike her who broke her promise assuming it was marriage

[Anonymous No.29137737]

>>29134822
Divorce court isn’t telling the IRS to do anything

[Anonymous No.29137781]

>>29131272
Are prenupts a thing for poor people? It's still half your shit, no matter how little shit that is.

[Anonymous No.29137798]

>>29131272
BTC --> wBTC -->Tornado --> BTC
And then say that you lost it all

[Anonymous No.29137803]

>>29137512
Insert the words "begin to" or "start to" before "save a lot". Simple as that. As far as she's concerned you were a financial retard up until that very moment.

[Anonymous No.29138054]

>>29131742
This, OP with "il think about it". He sucks cock on a regular basis. He will 100% give her the money.

[Anonymous No.29138065]

>>29131272
Tell her that youll give her the money if she records herself eating dogshit

[Anonymous No.29138095]

Lawyer here. Everything you say is being screenshotted and will be used against you. Stop admitting to having them. You could transfer them all to another address and from there somehow swap into Montero anonymously & claim you got hacked.

[Anonymous No.29138171]

>>29136543
>posting accurate pictures of angels as described in the bible
based

[Anonymous No.29138238]

>>29138095
This.

Imagine actually implying you have them on a text directly to her. I hope this is bait.

[Anonymous No.29138279]

>>29134822
get a load of this guy

[Anonymous No.29138322]

Fake and gay text messages

No one has their messenger app set up to get rid of auto capitalisation.

[Anonymous No.29138394]

>>29134822
>.25 cents has been deposited into your account

[Anonymous No.29138488]

>>29136268
Wtf. How? Stand up for yourself queer

[Anonymous No.29138495]

>>29131491
extremely based

[Anonymous No.29138549]

>>29131272
What to do? Well, by talking about your assets you got yourself into a huge problem.
1. They will track your purchases via bank transfer history to get your exchange/wallet details. Because, obviously, you did not buy ALL crypto with physical purchases.
2. Then, they will get a history of your transfers/purchases with that wallet/exchange data to determine the value of your assets. Because it's all trackable and open.
3. Then, they will legally fuck you deep in the ass, and will take actual half of assets by the divorce time. Also, you will pay penalty for covering those assets during divorce process. So pray the gods you still maintain that value in your balance.
4. If you try to cash-out right now or lose all funds or do some cheesy shit like swapping to monero or withdrawing to phys wallet - you are fucked.
5. Forgetting a password or pass-phrase or loosing your physical wallet or cheesy shit like that - none of that is going to help you. If you are unable to pay with bitcoins - you will pay with cash and property. Nobody gives a shit about your crypto wallet. If the judge says that you have to compensate x amount of cash to your ex - they will take it from you by any means.

It all depends on various factors, but if your ex got herself some non-retarded lawyer, you are fucked.

And a big lesson for you - stop fucking talking about your property with anyone.

[Anonymous No.29138624]

>>29131272
>1 post by this ID

[Anonymous No.29138630]

>>29131272
If she’s ex-gf don’t worry at all. If she’s ex-wife and you’re already divorced, don’t worry at all unless your final decree states that your assets were supposed to be split.

If you’re not divorced yet, and you’ve only been together a few years, hire a half decent lawyer and you won’t have to pay shit.

[Anonymous No.29138689]

>>29138095
I am not a lawyer, just an informed citizen. I agree, anything you say to her will be used against you. Do not talk to her, hire a good lawyer, get a restraining order.

[Anonymous No.29138727]

>>29131272
Send it to private wallet
Lose the paper with the phrase in a bar
BTC starts moving "oh shit, somebody must have found the paper and stole the coins"

[Anonymous No.29138783]

>>29131272
>don't you have any honor as a person
well OP, do you?

[Anonymous No.29138816]

>>29131272
>1 post by this ID
>223 replies
Like fishing a barrel

[Anonymous No.29138831]

>>29131868
This

[Anonymous No.29138874]

>>29132743
severly underrated

[Anonymous No.29138926]

>>29131561
it should be legal for a woman to literally steal half your assets after she has stolen half your soul already

>t.bezos wife

[Anonymous No.29138933]

>>29132355
>Joking
Anon she's not joking, it'll start out as a little joke but eventually she'll show her true colors. No common law in based Pennsylvania.

[Anonymous No.29138948]

>>29131561
Shut the fuck up faggot

[Anonymous No.29138985]

>>29131272
>1pbtid
/biz/ gets baited, patrick Baitman style

[Anonymous No.29138990]

>>29131491
DANGEROUSLY based

[Anonymous No.29139066]

I gave my ex half my value in cash because that’s what she wanted, it was like $500 overall, now it’s like $25k, nothing personnel kid

And yes the agreement was in writing...

[Anonymous No.29139096]

>>29131434
this. you fucked up OP, show off your wealth more why don't you?

[Anonymous No.29139146]

>>29131272
Log off and pray, Shawn.

[Anonymous No.29139162]

>>29137077
You get married to have white babies

[Anonymous No.29139255]

>>29136430
Based

[Anonymous No.29139364]

>>29133569
>In France paternity tests are illegal
that could be good, if you accidently impregnated some roastie and didn't want to pay child support

[Anonymous No.29139555]

>>29139364
It doesn’t work like that anon, paternity tests were banned because men were realizing how many women were forcing them to raise their literal wife’s son. A system designed to protect female deceit is not going to step up and help out a guy. They will make sure they throw Jacque in prison for not supporting his kid.

[Anonymous No.29139603]

>>29139364
>that could be good, if you accidently impregnated some roastie and didn't want to pay child support
In that case they are legal. They are only illegal if you as a father want to test wherever your wife's baby is yours and you don't have a court order. You also pay several thousand in fines if you test regardless.

[Anonymous No.29139663]

>>29131272
>wasting time on a hole
ngmi

[Anonymous No.29139797]

>>29131272
OP is a lying faggot, but also I would like to say that getting married is one of the most cucked things a man can do.

[Anonymous No.29139853]

>>29136849
you are a disfunctional and lying partner and yet you'll cry when she'll leave you

[Anonymous No.29140051]

>>29131491
Not lost. You won't get to use them. Move them from your wallet to a new one, then claim they were stolen. Then it won't be suspicious when they move again.

[Anonymous No.29140094]

>>29137522
Unironically based. Gj anon.

[Anonymous No.29140140]

>>29131272
don't give her shit

[Anonymous No.29140232]

No idea why a “gf” would be entitled to anything...

Anyway my ex wife filed for divorce in 2017 and I figured I’d get into crypto since I wanted to but she was always against it cause the risk. Reasonable and I respected that. I threw some play money at it and of course everything crashed. Wasn’t supposed to as we were going through divorce but fuck it. Anyway I provide all the details of my trading as I’m supposed to for discovery and it’s a lot of shitcoin trades with stupid names which ended in a loss of maybe a grand or so. Divorce finalizes, and I feel more comfy than ever looking at the crypto landscape and I see that one coin, chainlink, is not dipping below ico, and shooting up in rank on cmc. I start paying attention to the larps, insiders, and breadcrumbs and I make my move. Sold my house (separate property in the divorce) moved in with mommy and went all in. I was fucking broke as shit when she left and now I’m a multi millionaire. FUCK YOU BITCH HAHA.

[Anonymous No.29140351]

>>29131868
Kek

[Anonymous No.29140356]

>1 post by this ID

[Anonymous No.29140382]

>>29140232
No way things went so right for you? If so become a Christian

[Anonymous No.29140404]

>>29134822
Waste of dubs. Cuck

[Anonymous No.29140427]

>>29140382
I’m Catholic

[Anonymous No.29140472]

I hate that manipulative appeal to emotion shit that women do, liberal politicians do the same shit

>where is your honor as a man?

Fuck off, OP you better say you lost the key

[Anonymous No.29140485]

>>29134822
>Court-ordered IRS audit will kill him for this.
it will never go to court once she learns he is a bsv cuck she will be disgusted and fuck off.

[Anonymous No.29140542]

this is why you don't get married kek

[Anonymous No.29140607]

>>29131883
>thinking shes going to stop there
one firstly establishes the principle of directional transfer, Him to Her, anon.
then, turns the fucking screw, until it bleeds
this is all Basic Blackmail #101
you'll never make it as a woman.

[Anonymous No.29140701]

>>29131491
Pls do this. PLS for the brotherhood.

[Anonymous No.29140753]

>>29131272
for 10% you can come live with me in germany

[Anonymous No.29140774]

>>29131272
dont cuck. stay strong brother. if you cuck and fold i wont support you

[Anonymous No.29140776]

>>29133040
You're not gonna beat a schizo with normie strategies sadly.

[Anonymous No.29140812]

>>29131272
say you gambled it all on bad bets literally no way to prove your lying

[Anonymous No.29140813]

this is why i only date anime girls

[Anonymous No.29140823]

>>29131491
Based.

[Anonymous No.29140841]

>>29140232
Extremely based

[Anonymous No.29140897]

>>29135118
In us court any wealth obtained during the marriage is considered fair game for a 50/50 split upon divorce

[Anonymous No.29140912]

>>29131434
this x10, you get what you fucking deserve

[Anonymous No.29140921]

>>29131272
Tell her you made some bad trades and you only have 1 left. Make sure she signs a waiver once she gets 20% of that one.

[Anonymous No.29140936]

>>29140813
Probably costs the same amount if not more if you're a gacha paypig.

[Anonymous No.29140940]

>>29140472
Yup. My mom used to do that shit all the time before I moved out, I instantly wouldn't help with whatever if she did it even if I was going to help before

[Anonymous No.29141002]

Leld.

[Anonymous No.29141021]

>>29132743
based

[Anonymous No.29141042]

>>29140812
Until court asks you for proof of your gambling. They won't accept this without asking for your entire bitmex or whatever trading history.

You can't just say you "lost" your car or gold bricks in a court case either. It's not up to them to prove it, it's up to you to provide proof of the loss.

[Anonymous No.29141105]

>>29131645
Just say you lost the hard drive and the seed phrase. Let her think there’s tons of money sitting there that she believes she is entitled to that is simply untouchable.

[Anonymous No.29141149]

>>29131776
If he got a haircut and got a better suited, probably slim fit, suit he'd probably look okay. But he just looks like Shaggy with glasses in a shitty disguise

[Anonymous No.29141194]

>>29135197
If you keep it all in cold storage (is a trezor wallet a good option here?) does it even exist to her?

[Anonymous No.29141285]

>>29135381
it is still a valid exercise in caution and preparedness.

[Anonymous No.29141300]

>>29131272
If this is real, holy shit I'm at a loss for words. Even looking at the reply count on this thread says enough.

[Anonymous No.29141343]

>>29131272
let this be a lesson lads. Never under any circumstances tell a woman you’re seeing about your stack. Once you make it, leave her and get a better woman with a sheisty prenup

[Anonymous No.29141366]

Listen, be smart here. Accept her offer of 20% and make her put it in righting, witnessed by a public notary. Don't get greedy or she can get her full half. Take her offer of desperation and move on with your 80%.

[Anonymous No.29141420]

>>29141366
are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.29141453]

>>29131272
Inform her that bitcoin is not a security, there are no shares, she owns nothing.

>not your keys, not your wallet

Court cant do nothing, boating accident MF. Also unironically you could pay some crackhead 5k to make her go away permanently instead, people are so stupid, threatening people openly, demanding 100k. Id fucking get rid of her.

[Anonymous No.29141456]

>>29131434
Based and redpilled. Bitcoin is the ultimate hidding asset, telling your holes that you own them is akin to financial suicide.

[Anonymous No.29141467]

>>29131971
kek

[Anonymous No.29141507]

>>29131434
/thread
>telling a women and not getting a prenup
It's almost as if op wants to be fucked up the ass.

[Anonymous No.29141541]

>>29131272

[Anonymous No.29141542]

>>29131272
Not just responding "lol" after every message

[Anonymous No.29141548]

>>29131272
Tell her to fuck off

[Anonymous No.29141608]

>>29134822
He either will have to handle money based on current price of the decision, or former price at the time of the separation.
He has time to move and appear financially ruined in case it's current price of the decision.
Or still may have to handle less, if it's a former price. And can settle for a spreading of the pay out.
If can only win from moving right now.

But then OP is a larping faggot.

[Anonymous No.29141639]

>>29131272
lmao all you onions boys being afraid of ex's. if you weren't married you don't owe anyone shit.

[Anonymous No.29141662]

>>29131272
>1 post by this ID
He is texting himself from another phone or it is a friend.

[Anonymous No.29141674]

>>29138095
ok LARPer. post proof or you work at mcdonalds.

[Anonymous No.29141688]

I hate women, how is it possible they are legally able to claim their ex's money? Can some law fags explain this to me? I'm retarded in that field, but this seems so fucking unfair, way to go for gender equality and feminism kek

[Anonymous No.29141740]

>>29131491
This say you lost them on a fishing trip.

[Anonymous No.29141741]

>>29131491
You brilliant bastard

[Anonymous No.29141844]

>>29131272
Ex wife or girlfriend? If ex girlfriend tell her to fuck off and block her. If ex wife talk to your attorney, don’t talk to retards on 4chan

[Anonymous No.29141879]

>>29131645
You literally just send it to another address. Yeah the ledger is public, but they have no idea if you own the keys to the wallet. You just say you got scammed out of them

[Anonymous No.29141958]

>>29131491
based

[Anonymous No.29142030]

>>29131491
do this. Tell them you lost your bitcoin shares

[Anonymous No.29142137]

>>29131995
Redpilled post

[Anonymous No.29142165]

>>29137522

[Anonymous No.29142246]

>>29131272
Send all your coins to your friend, later show her your empty wallet with like 0.2 BTC

[Anonymous No.29142436]

>>29141688
Here in Australia its called "spousal maintenance". It's when your ex spouse or ex de facto partner:
>missed earning opportunity based on taking care of the kids
>cant meet their own needs and they should be paid by other
Then on top of that you have child support.
Usually the man earns more so ot hits him harder, but it cuts both ways

[Anonymous No.29142518]

>>29142246
Why would he need to send to a friend and not just a different wallet?

[Anonymous No.29142580]

>>29142518
Attorney takes all of his wallets.

[Anonymous No.29142632]

>>29142580
Sooo create a wallet that they dont know about?

[Anonymous No.29142730]

Just tell her she gets half of how much it was worth when she broke up with you lol then say you lost your bitcoin in a terrible boating accident

[Anonymous No.29142799]

>>29142580
How will they know about a single paper wallet you have sent your BTC to?
Generate, laminate, wrap in lots of bags, waterproof box, bury somewhere off your property.

[Anonymous No.29142809]

>>29131272
not your keys, not your crypto.
I also lost my keys in a boating accident.

[Anonymous No.29142933]

>>29131491
Put it in "unknown amount" of monero ,
And claim it was hacked

[Anonymous No.29143094]

>>29131272
if real, tumble it, cash out into monero and just say you lost your wallet whoopsie haha
it's that fucking easy to trick low IQ wmn and boomers

[Anonymous No.29143157]

>>29142809
>Say this!
This is one of the major benefits of crypto. Your keys, your coins.

[Anonymous No.29143294]

>>29142799
this. the ultimate defense is untouchable