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I work as a Canadian Plumber. Today i made more money than any of you cucks will ever make day trading cryptocurrency. Want to know something amazing though? I can hold it in my fucking hand, thats right i can count my dollars right in front of my face. I'm not playing around with pretend coins that don't have any impact on this world.

I started work at 5:00 AM today. I was able to install 3 boilers each giving me ~3000$ per. I unclogged 3 toilets each giving me ~600$ each for 30 minutes of work. I find problems that dont exist in every single customers house that i enter into. Even if its an old fucking boomer in their 70s who ruined our economy i dont care i take advantage of their stupidity

The only way to get ahead in life is to fucking push your way around. So that's right today i made $12,585 canadian dollars. Meanwhile you fucking cucks are investing in digital garbage like "BNB (bullshit 'n bullshit), Chaincuck, GRT (gay retard token), and RBC" Spamming your fucking cuck memes and losing money with your pink wojaks..

Why don't you use your brain for a minute and realise that the latest SEC news is going to crash all of your crypto world around you in the next few months. Bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme that only profits for the original founders. You will never make as much money as me in the trades because you're too busy failing realizing the only way to get ahead in life is through hard work and ripping people off.

>> No.29139170

>>29139049
i am not a plumber but i strongly recommend to turn off the water first before opening that siphon in your pic

>> No.29139254

Why did you post a picture of a white plumber?

>> No.29139259

Nice pasta faggot. Enjoy your worthless Canadian cuck bucks.

>> No.29140191

"So that's right today i made $12,585 canadian dollars" Maybe you meant bolivars. Not even you belive those numbers.

>> No.29140814

The fud is strong on you bommer.

>> No.29141098

>>29139049
>So that's right today i made $12,585 canadian dollars
wow congrats anon that should last you at least 3 trips to the Canadian grocery store

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>>29139049
>Today i made more money than any of you cucks will ever make day trading cryptocurrency
BNB says otherwise

>> No.29141158

>>29139049
Kek

>> No.29141202

Old pasta

>> No.29141252

>>29139049
How do I unclog my shower drain?

>> No.29141952

>>29139049
Sorry I don't speak wagie, I hold Rubic.

>> No.29142523

>>29141952

if you're still holding RBC, it means you missed the top and you're bad at swinging.

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>>29139049

>> No.29142972

Imagine exchaning real world labor and working for printed pieces of paper the banks and powerful print out of thin air when they need it...but make you labor for it.

You are a slave, not a plumber

>> No.29143984

>>29139049
lol your English writing and maturity level is that of an Elementary Schooler's.

Seriously, "gay retard token" what are you? Like 5?

But I'm calling bs on your numbers. I got a boiler replaced for our office a few weeks ago and it cost less than $1k, INCLUDING the cost of the boiler itself.
The plumber probably made just a few hundred for his work.

Don't get me wrong, it's still very good pay, but not $3,000 profit for him.

Working hard is great, but working smart is better. If you're sick, you don't make any money unless you get a kid to do the work for you.

You have to consider means of expanding your income beyond using your own to hands. If you aren't making money when you're asleep, you're not doing it right.

>> No.29143999

>>29139049
>I find problems that dont exist in every single customers house that i enter into.
people know that you do this which is why everybody hates your entire profession. good job turning what could have been an honorable, respected profession into a scam everybody hates.

>> No.29144648

Guess you really are a plumber cuz this post is shit.

>> No.29144761

>>29139049
Based toilet cleaner

>> No.29145040

>>29143984
Lol some one has some gay retard tokens .

>> No.29145090

>>29139049
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE MONEY LIKE THAT! YOU NEED TO WAGE SLAVE! YOUR ONLY ALLOWED TO MAKE MONEY LIKE THAt IF YOU YOU WENT TO A TOP UNIVERSITY AND ARE FROM A PRESTIGIOUS FAMILY! NONONONONOOOOO THOSE ARE THE ONLY BOOTS I AM OK WITH LICKING.
I know this is a larp, but fuck the system. There are more than just one way to make money faggot.

>> No.29146125

My portfolio made over $20,000 today, but go off

>> No.29146477

>>29139254
>I find problems that dont exist in every single customers house that i enter into.
Jew hands look white enough, I guess.

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of course its a leaf.

>> No.29146908

>>29139049
I love this pasta because I am an american plumber and I use all the money from wage slaving to buy silver and crypto.

>> No.29146958

>>29139049
newfags falling for pasta....zzzz

>> No.29147016

>>29139049
What the fuck are bootstraps

>> No.29147027

>>29139049
You posted this last week. Why do you do this?

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>>29139049
I doubled my net worth while masturbating to shemale porn in my bed

>> No.29147358

>>29147027
>You posted this last week. Why do you do this?
Anon, is obviously a bait thread, he is just bored while waiting for his shitcoins to moon, like the rest of us

>> No.29147492

>>29139049
bad bait just flew over my house

>> No.29147522

>>29139049
Taxes cut that in half so you only made $5k today. I made $24k in crypto.

>> No.29147607

>>29147051
Ew.

>> No.29147779

>>29139049
>Plumber
Stopped reading right there. Nothing you say have any value.

>> No.29147859

>>29147051
money can't cure faggotry.

>> No.29148084

>>29139049
>I unclogged three toilets

LMAO, wagie wagie get in your cagie

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>>29139049
Where you from? I live in peterborough, ontario and took a fat shit and plugged my solid gold toilet this morning. maybe if you clear the plug with your hands I'll tip you 0.25 eth. wageslave.

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>>29139049
anon soon those canadian dollars are going to be worth less than toilet paper, if you really want something you can touch go all in on silver and gold, and don't cry when the economy crashes.
>inb4 larp.

>> No.29148461

>>29147522
Until you get audited by the IRS for all this money you are getting while living in your parents basement. Its value is purely driven by want. At least investing in tangible objects they have to come physically take it from you. What's your crypto gonna get you if your power is out like texas? What good are 1s and 0s gonna do in any kind of emergency?

>> No.29148608

hows that Canadian inflation treating you?

>> No.29148770

>>29148261
Exactly. Texas is showing us RN real quick how much use that crypto is really going to get. What happens when inflation rates start ramping up? Do these retards really think that when the dollar fails crypto will hold up? Whats likely to happen just like in 29 people will dump dump dump causing the price to drop massively also adding an insane amount of currency back in to the market pushing the inflation even harder. Looking at it from certian angles you could say crypto keeping this inflated fiat off the market tied up in 1s and 0s that when it crashes the rest will come tumbling down hard.

>> No.29148908

>>29148084
lol that's roughly 130$ almost pure profit for maybe 3 total hrs of real work. Isn't it about time for your mom to feed you hot pockets?

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>>29139049
>1PBTI.
was this a larp?

>> No.29149270

>>29139049
>started work at 5am
Stopped reading there...

>> No.29149411

>>29149270
So how much longer are you planning on living with your parents?

>> No.29150320

>>29139049
sweet, new pasta