/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.29154011]

Have you told your significant other how much your crypto is worth?

[Anonymous No.29154108]

Never ever say it to anyone, at least not before the actual FIAT reaches your bank account.

[Anonymous No.29154176]

fuck no
nobody should be that retarded

[Anonymous No.29154186]

>>29154011
Yes, my right hand helps me with buying and selling crypto

[Anonymous No.29154195]

No, it is insane to tell what you hold even to your parents.

[Anonymous No.29154634]

>>29154011
Yes. Her reaction was:"Nice, I am happy for you. What do you want to eat this evening?"

She does not give a fuck about money and never wants something materialistic. And therefore I gift her a 4-day city trip for her birthday tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.29154667]

>>29154011
why would I have "others" in my life?
have you guys never seen Lost?

[Anonymous No.29154722]

>>29154195
Yeah I made this mistake last cycle, made mention about how I might be able to retire to my parents because crypto and immediately my mom started telling me how I could give that money to my sister for her mortgage (I don't even have a house yet).
What is it with women and wanting to spend other people's money?

[Anonymous No.29154747]

>>29154011
Yes and she said I should pick up some ftm too.

[Anonymous No.29154761]

>>29154108
I understand completely

>>29154176
It's tough sometimes though, she thinks I'm a bum with $300 at most in the bank. And we live together, and have a kid

It's not so much the secretive behavior that is the issue I have, it's that she thinks we are stuck for the rest of our lives scraping by on low income, while I 'know' we are 6 months or a year or two years away from me being able never have to worry or stress about a mortgage or being stuck in a job I don't like. I don't have a massive portfolio, I'm not talking retiring at 35 and having a mansion and lambo, I mean an average house either paid off completely or enough money that a 15 year mortgage is no longer a concern or worry to me

[Anonymous No.29154783]

>>29154634
based

[Anonymous No.29154810]

>>29154011
she knows my money is “somewhere” but not crypto. i can’t not talk about it sometimes because it’s literally the only thing i do. i’ve never said crypto though, i just say “projects”, “company”, “technology”, or “investment option”.

[Anonymous No.29154907]

>>29154667
lmao

[Anonymous No.29154978]

>>29154761
relatable. godspeed, anon, i hope it works out for you and your family. wagmi

[Anonymous No.29155063]

fuck no

[Anonymous No.29155193]

Of course I tell my wife. Her response today though:
>That's nice honey, but we need more money in our REITs to hedge against prices going up while we are house shopping
We only share 25% of our incomes each though.

[Anonymous No.29155346]

>>29154634
played like the simp that you are

[Anonymous No.29155715]

If people know you have crypto, the best thing is probably to downplay what you've got. Just tell you've got $10k in some crabbing shitcoin. You'll fly under the radar.

[Anonymous No.29155751]

>>29154011
Mine has never asked
And I talked to her about crypto for the last 4 years lel

[Anonymous No.29155796]

>>29154011
>significant other
Are you from reddit? Most people I see talking like that are usually redditors, liberals, and homos

[Anonymous No.29155804]

>>29154011
Yes

[Anonymous No.29155862]

>>29155346
its not simping if she keeps your belly full, your balls empty, and your laundry clean

[Anonymous No.29155881]

>>29154761
if you have a kid together then she should probably know, doofus. don't listen to these neet incels tell you otherwise

[Anonymous No.29155945]

>>29154810
She knows there is something, she jokes about my secret bank account, since when something happens (washing machine broke last week) and somehow magically I have the money to buy a new one, even though a couple days earlier I only had $100

>>29154978
Thanks

I'm thinking of breaking the news gradually, if I just told her how much money I have then it would cause mayhem. An idea i have is to lie to her and pretend it's some sort of stocks and shares type of bank account that has restrictions on how much you can take out, at least then I could break the news and give her a little bit of money to enjoy. To keep her happy in the mean time

[Anonymous No.29155963]

>>29154810
Holy shit, I listen to LemonLeafASMR and those types of videos...

[Anonymous No.29156140]

>>29154011
Never, my crypto is a hedge against her insanity.

[Anonymous No.29156340]

>>29154011
No I haven't told her about the $400

[Anonymous No.29156348]

yes and she keeps telling me to withdraw it we could use it, but im making money so ill just buy a new one

[Anonymous No.29156769]

>>29154761

Fucking based anon. I genuinely believe youre gonna make it. I hope to have this level headed and humble attitude if I ever reach 6 figures.

[Anonymous No.29157033]

>>29154011
I just tell her "how does it feel knowing you are dating a millionare?" and she goes "haha stop it anon!" and obviously doesnt belive me wich is a win win situation for me.

[Anonymous No.29157097]

>>29155963
What the fuck is ASMR?
>>29154011
No, but I'm building a mine instead of investing. Still building with 70% of proceeds. She has started to "joke" about paying off the mortgage; saying things like "I don't mind, as long as (x)".
I pretty much leave monitor on (y) to BTC rate until we hit it. So long as the light bill is paid, she won't notice.

[Anonymous No.29157348]

My wife knows but I'm in sole control of our finances anyways so it doesn't really matter

[Anonymous No.29157716]

>>29155796
I might have learnt it from reddit, I said it because it sounds more important than girlfriend, and because I suspect about 12 people on 4chan are married

If I asked the question "should you tell your gf about your crypto" then I suspect the answer across the board would be a simple no, significant other imo implies either wife or someone you have a kid with

[Anonymous No.29157898]

>>29154761
DO NOT tell her how much you have until you are married and have spared no expenses covering your ass before doing so.
But since you're in deep already there's nothing wrong with letting her know that you're doing alright. Maybe the next time money comes up, just say there's nothing to worry about and drop the convo.
If you never plan to get married, never tell her how much you have. Simple as. Anyone calling you an incel or whatever for covering every possible base will someday get divorce raped 100%.

[Anonymous No.29158051]

>>29154761
Never tell a woman how much money you have or make.

[Anonymous No.29158124]

>>29156769
Cheers bro, it's easy for me, I think it just depends on the person. For me it's easy to sacrifice now for a better future, the issue is my girlfriend is on the exact opposite end of the scale. I'm not exaggerating when I say she would happily spend every last penny in a whirl wind of a year or two, fast forward 2 years and she's complaining saying she wants a nice house and whatever else

[Anonymous No.29158185]

>>29154634
>I gift her a 4-day city trip for her birthday tomorrow.
Is her bull coming along too?

[Anonymous No.29158343]

>>29154011
>Nobody calling out OP for having FAG in his ID
Okay fags

[Anonymous No.29159234]

>>29157898
That's the approach that is winning, just dropping hints that things are ok and are going to be ok, but only when it naturally comes up in convo.

>>29158051
I get that, I guess I would always downplay it

Also my fear would be that I tell her "I have $150k and in 6 months or a year it could even be double" only for us to instsntly end up in a miserable 2 year bear market that is worse than people expected

[Anonymous No.29159497]

>>29154011

Couple grand. Have around 900k usd.

[Anonymous No.29159851]

>>29158343

[Anonymous No.29159914]

>>29154761

I have 15 million. Unless your wife comes from money and is well educated, never say the full amount. People do outrageous things for 6 figures. It is not your job to provide your financial plan to the risk averse mother of your child. Your job is to provide for them. Once that’s legal you’re good to go.

Also you whipping out 50-100k for a house is impressive to her. You whipping out over 500k plus is money to spent

[Anonymous No.29159974]

>>29154011
yes, my 4chan bros know

[Anonymous No.29160509]

>>29158124
Well that's a big fucking red flag.

Are you married OP?

[Anonymous No.29160532]

>>29155881
I agree, but until you're in my position it's hard to comprehend. I'm telling someone who has literally never had more than $3k in her bank, partly from her only having a low income job and partly from her inability to save or make responsible decisions, that all of a sudden (instantly, from her perspective) we are no longer poor

It's probably the equivalent of telling a trailer park resident they have won the lottery, they can start spending the money within minutes, BUT I'm not going to let you, if we wait a few more months it could be worth a lot more. I'm guessing there are no words I could use to convince her to see it from my perspective, that's why it seems like lying to her is the best option. "We have 10k but we can only take out a grand or two or right now or I'll get hit with a big fee"

[Anonymous No.29161264]

>>29160509
Not married, but she's the mother of my only child. She has zero knowledge of the world of finance, she doesn't know what crypto is, and if she even knows what bitcoin is its because some celebrity on Instagram posted about it. I can easily lie to her, I guess the rough plan would be to tell her that I can take out a large amount for a house but after that I am restricted to a few k per year/I cant just take out however much I want whenever I want

[Anonymous No.29161489]

>FAG in ID
she's cucking you anyway because she thinks you have jackshit in the bank, so whatever.

[Anonymous No.29161818]

>>29154011
yeah told her before I managed to 8x it when i got involved in this closed pump group.
>she still thinks I'm on 5 figure hell
kek

invites just opened on this one if you're interested. obvs not for everyone
discord gg/XXtjSHftnx
managed a 45% on last pump - see the vid from a member who recorded last pump

[Anonymous No.29162579]

>>29158185
Yes I am

[Anonymous No.29162701]

>>29161264
Bro, never disclose how much you actually have. Ever.

Never posture that you have a lot.

Absolutely don't be a mong and provide for your family/kid. Your kid deserves it. But don't ever hint that you 'have more' or any of that shit to your wife because she will become expectant that you can just create cash and capital that way.

It's already going to be super suspicious that you're able to put down serious cash into a down payment of a house / buy a house outright

[Anonymous No.29162978]

>>29154195
I got my dad into Link, he has a small stack. But after it took off, he had a dream it went to $33K so he has complete faith in me so I have zero pressure to cash out even though I'm a millionaire now.

When you have a good and supportive family, you just win.

[Anonymous No.29163336]

>>29154722
I hate women so much. I just want to beat and/or rape them

[Anonymous No.29163347]

>>29154011
I let her know when the dollar value of my crypto assets reached 6 digits and she called me her financial genius that will solve all of our problems with my smart investments, didn't volunteer any advice or recommendation. Some days later I lied that what I was holding crashed hard, to see how she'd react.
She was unperturbed and comforted me, explaining that she doesn't care about money as long as she has me and if I made big money trading once, I'll do so again, but it doesn't even matter if I do since that's not what's important.
We've been together for 10 years.
Crypto networth is actually around $600k now and I've been hiding from her that I've been daydreaming about killing myself ten times an hour for the last few years.

[Anonymous No.29163359]

>>29161818
I just joined. Can I use Metamask to buy? I'm a burger fren who can't use Binance.com.

[Anonymous No.29163378]

>>29162701
I know, I dream about the day I can tell her the good news, but the other week she semi-jokingly told me she wanted breast implants and told me how much it costs, and my reaction without thinking was "oh wow, that's pretty cheap" - and she responded by saying something to the effect of "you better not have £4k!" - literally, she said it herself, she would be angry if she found out I had all this money. Her reaction will be something along the lines of how dare you keep all this money to yourself while we scrape by

But anyway, I guess like having to pay taxes on your crypto gains, at the end of the day it's a nice problem to have

[Anonymous No.29163448]

>>29162978
I love reading about dream predictions on any type of investments.
t.make it stack (the true 100k).

[Anonymous No.29163522]

>>29163359
Has to be Binance.com apparently
You can use ProtonVPN (its free), and sign up to Binance.com
then deposit into your Binance.com account and you're set to go.
You only need verification if buying BTC from bank cards

[Anonymous No.29163600]

>>29163347
That sounds great, but I get the impression that your life is comfy. Our life is not comfy, but it's easy for me to live like this because I know there is light at the end of the tunnel, my gf does not know that

[Anonymous No.29163838]

>>29163600
Well

Hang in there man

And I hope you've got some BTC, haha.

Seriously though your woman is a huge fucking X-factor. Make it comfortable enough for the kid but DO NOT INDULGE IN YOUR WOMAN'S FUCKING OUTRAGEOUS SPENDING ATROCITIES.

She is a LEECH and will drain your funds.

ALSO NEVER GET MARRIED. MARRIAGE IS THE FUCKING WORST LEVERAGE AGAINST YOU.

[Anonymous No.29164010]

>>29160532
Yeah, you definitely can't tell her anything else she'll ruin everything you've worked for.

God that sounds like suffering.

[Anonymous No.29164556]

>>29154011
>your significant other

[Anonymous No.29164591]

No and I never will.

[Anonymous No.29164795]

>>29163838
I'm pretty patient and boring, I do have moments where I think how exciting it would be to splurge and spoil myself and my girl, but I also know long term i would regret it, and a couple hours later I come to my senses anyway

Funnily enough I never owned much bitcoin, my 'plan' or hope was to make a fuck load of money on alts and then put that money into boring bitcoin, that plan never really worked out great. Over time my perspective changed anyway, I started thinking long term, I kept my alt holdings and began my boring and measly DCA into bitcoin and eth each week, which has worked out great so far, still wish I had more btc though

[Anonymous No.29165063]

>>29154011
You tell them it is WoW gold.

[Anonymous No.29165326]

>>29154747
based

[Anonymous No.29165558]

Tried to teach my wife how to use a Trezor in case I drop dead or an hero.

[Anonymous No.29165617]

>>29154195
I told my dad yesterday because I couldn't bear his wageslaving anymore. I brought up the subject that I could make him retire early. He told me nah, fuck that shit, I am okay and instead told me that he would think about giving me some money to invest during this bullrun and that he only expects his money back at the end of the year. Of course I could give him a 3x no problem.

I love my parents so much.

[Anonymous No.29165622]

>>29154011
>FAGKxVR0

[Anonymous No.29165822]

>>29165617
>buying the top
>buying the top with other people's money

[Anonymous No.29165895]

>>29163838
>ALSO NEVER GET MARRIED. MARRIAGE IS THE FUCKING WORST LEVERAGE AGAINST YOU
Maybe in burgerland.
In my country the goverment trows fucking 150k at you if you get married and promise to have a few kid.
You will also be tax free.

[Anonymous No.29166065]

No. one day if I actually make it I'll probably need to explain though

[Anonymous No.29166107]

>>29154634
Congrats, mate.

[Anonymous No.29166108]

>>29154011
I just to my mum lol
I expected her to freak out and say like this is bullshit and what the fuck are you doing with money
but it went well she is actually supported my decision and help with taxes stuff

[Anonymous No.29166132]

>>29165822
Not the top, but maybe you're right. I should bring the subject again during the next halving.

[Anonymous No.29166319]

No. My wife would divorce me instantly if she knew I have been hiding $12 million from her. She still hasn’t paid off her student loans and we are in debt for a home loan

[Anonymous No.29166432]

>>29165558
My gf gave me £200 to save, I put 100 into dot, and 100 into link, rlc and ewt. I remember thinking how cool it would be to create her a wallet that was her own, and explain to her what it was, then I thought it was too much hard work and used my own wallet, created a new portfolio to keep track of 'her' investment, currently it's worth like £900, if I had gone that extra step and made her a wallet then it would have been entitled to the uni air drop, and be worth 10x what it currently is

I blame her

[Anonymous No.29166456]

>>29155862
Women do that for free.

Why would you marry a woman so she can do what other women do FOR FREE

[Anonymous No.29166665]

>>29166132
it doesnt matter, this uprise is fucking retarded

i told my dad i bought bitcoin because i didnt want to explain that i make content and make money with adsense.

i just dont want to say i make money adsense because i dont want to show my content and people spying on my socialblade

crypto is fucking retarded just create something more sustainable that gives you cash every month while not having commute

[Anonymous No.29166738]

>>29166319
I am jelly

All I did was rack up paypal credit debt so I could keep buying as much eth and btc as I could each week, the more things I could buy with credit the more cash I had to buy crypto

Bankers hate him

[Anonymous No.29167029]

>>29155346
>>29166456
there's no simping here
best not to seethe so hard when you want to try to pretend you have experience
painfully obvious to the rest of us

[Anonymous No.29167038]

>>29157097
ASMR is meant to give you "tingles" by listening to sounds and voices. Personally, I just find it relaxing and sometimes comforting after a stressful day, having it in the background while doing something else.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o48FqCK8LAU

[Anonymous No.29167090]

>>29166665
You sound like a seething nocoiner but you might be onto something. Spoonfeed me on AdSense. What kind of content do you create and where?

[Anonymous No.29167133]

>>29157097
>What the fuck is ASMR?
autism spectrum mental regression

[Anonymous No.29167234]

>>29154634
>yeah my wifey and me play wow and league all the time, she's super cool and will love me forever, money isn't an issue we're so close- she goes to a different school tho you wouldn't know her haha

[Anonymous No.29167271]

>>29155193
that’s not a bad idea if you’re committing to buying a house. basically the whole point of futures contracts.

[Anonymous No.29167383]

>>29154011
Yes but I fake transfer 0.1 BTC a time off blockfolio and tell her our investments are going down. Now she thinks we have only 1.5 BTC

[Anonymous No.29167395]

>>29167090
Like most dropshippers, ecommerce people, and "content creators" dont expect anything beyond vague gesticulations of "product" and "content" when you ask "What do you sell?"

[Anonymous No.29167533]

>>29154011
>significant other

[Anonymous No.29167642]

>>29154011
>significant other
This is cuckspeak.

[Anonymous No.29167831]

>>29167395
Yep. Somethimes it can be pretty easy to spot who to listen to and who to ignore in this board.

[Anonymous No.29168205]

>>29167533
You should be happy, if I was single and still living at home my stack would be at least double, easily

[Anonymous No.29168377]

>>29167038
Fucking disgusting.
Go outside and chop wood until you tire. How hard is this?

[Anonymous No.29169361]

>>29167383
I'll take 'What it's like being ahead of the Bell Curve for $500, Alex.'

[Anonymous No.29169406]

>>29154011
No, the only person I'm related to who knows what my portfolio is worth is my brother.

[Anonymous No.29169576]

>>29154011
No, because she is a self made millionaire and I don't want her to leave me when she finds out I'm poor.

[Anonymous No.29169596]

>>29154761
Depends on how much you have. Probably should inform the mother of your children.

[Anonymous No.29169760]

>>29159914
teach me

[Anonymous No.29169826]

Currently sitting on a pretty sizable stack. I haven’t told my fiancé mostly because I’ve imagined the conversation we’re going to have when our kids are born and I can explain to her why we can be full time parents and won’t have to work. Not there yet but I can see the light at the end of the tunnel.

[Anonymous No.29169922]

>>29154011
Yeah but she's a trust fund kid, drives an AMG and her dad is worth millions so I really don't feel threatened

[Anonymous No.29169927]

>>29154011
My dog knows everything, I hope that the little fucker don't betrays me.

[Anonymous No.29170576]

>>29165895
What country?

[Anonymous No.29170671]

>>29168205
Grass is always greener

[Anonymous No.29170765]

>>29154011
Yeah but she doesn't care because itXs nowhere near enough to even change our lives. I'm just growing my portfolio as much as i can.

[Anonymous No.29170923]

I tell her every day but she doesn’t care because I’m a baller and my wageslavery is more impressive than my crypto gains

[Anonymous No.29171157]

Is this you David?

[Anonymous No.29171203]

>>29154011
No I still haven't found a way to communicate with 2D entities

[Anonymous No.29171319]

Yeah, she knows that if I didnt gamble crypto on UFC fights we'd probably have 10x what we have now

[Anonymous No.29171454]

>>29154011
Of course. As long as you set the precedent that nothing she says can change your financial strategy and her silly little thoughts won’t get you to sell, then it’s fine, anon.

[Anonymous No.29171646]

>>29154011
No, but my wife knows I hold crypto. She doesn't care how much it's worth. I'll buy her a nicer car than what she's got soon and keep hers as a daily driver since my 2 cars are too impractical.

[Anonymous No.29171689]

>>29157898
>get divorce raped
Can't get what I don't give. There's no way for them to seize your crypto if you do it right. They might throw you in prison or something, but w/e. That crypto will die with you.

[Anonymous No.29171740]

>>29171157
No. I'm David. Now, listen here you stupid fucking twat. I'm tired of your mother sabotaging our relationship. You tell that big nosed bitch to mind her fucking business or we're through!
Ya got that Janet?
Ya sanctimonious cunt.
You don't ever tell me what I am doing with my money!
Do I tell you how to cook a turkey dinner?
No.
You focus on cooking and cleaning and I will focus on making money.
You belong in the kitchen and not in my wallet. Keep that in mind or I will replace you with a newer model.
This is just the way it works. As God intended.

[Anonymous No.29171772]

Told my significant other, plan on marrying the girl. Right now I’m closing in on 50k. Her reaction was primarily surprise, she’s never known anyone with any significant sum of money. I explained to her that I plan on holding and it could go to 10k or 100k but in the long term it should appreciate in value. Told her it would help us get our own house one day. She understood and felt guilty about not contributing enough to the relationship. I told her not to worry, that it’s for us to make a good life together. Feels comfy being honest and providing

[Anonymous No.29171810]

>>29171319
based dirtbag light beer behaviour

[Anonymous No.29171907]

I don't discuss money with women

[Anonymous No.29171909]

I made the mistake of telling her, now she keeps asking how much it is so I told her it crashed hard and is pretty much nothing
Don't tell anyone until you have actual "fuck you" money anons

[Anonymous No.29171920]

I am 26 years old and I never even kissed a girl

[Anonymous No.29171924]

>>29171772
>I told her not to worry
Anon...I...

[Anonymous No.29172457]

When the inevitable divorce comes does your waifu get half of your crypto? If so, how can anons protect themselves from this reality?

[Anonymous No.29172742]

>>29162978
i unironically had a dream a week ago that sergey was talking to me in the back seat of a car and he said "the fleet is rolling out tomorrow morning"

next morning we pumped to 35

[Anonymous No.29173278]

>>29172457
>If so, how can anons protect themselves from this reality?
Easy. Men need to kill their wives if they try to divorce their husbands. If men did this, no woman would be brave enough to take her husband to divorce court. Why won't men do this? They value comfort over honor.

[Anonymous No.29173339]

>>29154011
>telling anyone about your crypto assets before you unironically and undoubtfully have made it to fuck you money
ngmi
also: "FAG" ID, kek

[Anonymous No.29173461]

Wait, you guys are actually making money? And you getting gfs? what the fuck am I doing wrong

[Anonymous No.29173524]

>>29173461
Not making money.

[Anonymous No.29173623]

no and she doesn't care
she' against me putting money in crypto but accepts a difference in our opinions
also she has rich parents

[Anonymous No.29173662]

>>29173461
Don't worry anon, it's not all fun and games

[Anonymous No.29173751]

>>29154011
HELL NO.
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW AND IF THEY START TO FIGURE IT OUT IM JUST GOING TO SAY I GAMBLED IT ALL ON GME.
NEVER TELLIN NEVER SELLIN.

[Anonymous No.29173950]

>>29172457
blender and a cold wallet anon. she only gets half of what they can prove you have

[Anonymous No.29174360]

>>29173524
>>29173662
tell me the how please sirs

[Anonymous No.29174387]

>>29173751
>>29173751
you're never gonna tell your wife or children?

[Anonymous No.29174509]

>>29174360
Starting small with a long view is more profitable than starting big with a short view, anon. It always will be.

[Anonymous No.29174850]

>>29154011
If I had to tell someone i’d tell them I have significantly less than I actually do just so they don’t suddenly become a lot more friendly with me.

[Anonymous No.29175650]

>>29168377
Where I live, there are no woods, only prostitutes. I tried chopping them until I tire, but it really messes up the bathroom and I feel bad the next morning.

[Anonymous No.29175873]

>>29167383
Probably better this way, just in case things ever get ugly.

[Anonymous No.29175961]

>>29154011
>having a significant other
Sorry I'm not financially retarded

[Anonymous No.29176077]

>>29175873
Just give her $500 bucks if she can prove she is dating a black guy. $500 is a price worth paying if the return is seeing people get what they deserve.

[Anonymous No.29176183]

>>29161264
>FAG in ID
Based

[Anonymous No.29176943]

>>29173950
Thanks, this is the closest thing to marriage insurance and protection from (((divorce lawyers)))

[Anonymous No.29177244]

>>29173461
Buy and hold faggot, its easy as this. No paperhands.

[Anonymous No.29177551]

>>29154176
The can't imagine that all those stories about ex wives wanting half of crypto are all larps

[Anonymous No.29177610]

>>29160532
Nah, don't do that. Also, when you buy your house, make sure you do it as a company and not as a person. I've seen enough sad stories about men getting divorce raped losing what took them years to build.

[Anonymous No.29177795]

>>29154634
Lucky bastard
cherish her like your life depends on it
KEEPER

[Anonymous No.29178300]

>>29154011
>"anon, how is that crypto doing? Are we rich yet?"
>"haha, that's not how it works sweetie"
>we are rich

[Anonymous No.29179223]

>>29154011
Yes and I feel much better.

We are getting married and having a kid and been together 6 years in our 30s

So yea. There are children here who say never tell anyone but they are not old enough to worry about dying and your family not being able to get inheritance

[Anonymous No.29179395]

>>29165822
Those people are right

[Anonymous No.29179436]

>>29154011
That ID. lol

Women don't need to know anything about where the money comes from. Just give her a weekly allowance to keep her happy.

[Anonymous No.29179657]

>>29158051
THIS! Women will divorce you and take half of it at very least. NEVER TELL ANYBODY not even your best friend. Women should be kept insecure throughout their lifetime or else they cheat on you.

[Anonymous No.29179827]

>>29161264
don't boast to women about your money. Women see an opporunity and guys only see success. Women want to spend it. Guys want to invest it. Go figure either the hard way or not at all. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

Btw I have zero crypto, just a lurker with a steady passive income

[Anonymous No.29179936]

>>29163448
I unironically had a dream two weeks ago that I bought something in a store using rubic

[Anonymous No.29179961]

>>29163378
you dream about it because you are needy beta blue pill bitch, that's why. NEVER TELL ANYBODY. Joke around but never be for real. Because if they believe you they will use you. Been there done that! JUST DON'T

[Anonymous No.29180042]

>>29154011
>your significant other
hello reddlt

[Anonymous No.29180175]

>>29154011
Absolutely nigga. How else am I gonna get laid?

[Anonymous No.29180495]

>>29175873
what a bitch. thats a case of blender + trezor and I wouldnt feel bad one bit.

[Anonymous No.29180679]

>>29154011
I made the mistake of telling my dad. I had around 150k and he called me insane and that I should sell. A week later I told him he was correct and I lost 50%, he started laughing and boasting how he was correct. It actually doubled in value and I haven’t said anything. Do not want to make mistake again.

[Anonymous No.29180902]

>>29154634
How long have you know each other?
Women change. As soon as she covers her loose ends, she will break you and leech you. Mark my words.

[Anonymous No.29181312]

>>29180902
this

[Anonymous No.29181505]

she holds BTC and ETH. doesn't fuss too much about it but she likes the gains
actually proud of her

[Anonymous No.29181514]

>>29175873
Id hire a hitman using the BTC profits to take this leech out
This is satire all jokes, not advice

[Anonymous No.29181670]

I dont have one. But I tell my mom. This is how the last 3 times I told her went

>Mom, Ive made 20k off of it
>"You need to sell"
*awhile later*
>Mom, I've made 40k off of it
>"You need to sell"
*awhile later*
>Mom, I've made 65k off of it
>"you need to sell"

I decided to just stop telling her until I decide to retire.

[Anonymous No.29181701]

Told my dad that my portfolio was at 800k. He giggled and pulled out his computer to show me his 5.98mil folio

Told my gf I got all the way up to 850k. Now she wants to marry me and asks me every day

[Anonymous No.29181756]

>>29154011
no. money doesn't change you, it changes the people around you

[Anonymous No.29181901]

>>29163336
Human Filth.

[Anonymous No.29181922]

>>29179436
>That ID. lol

[Anonymous No.29181952]

>>29181701
this is why you don't tell. now you don't know if your gf actual loves you or not

[Anonymous No.29182138]

GET IN HERE:
>>29176703

GET IN HERE:
>>29176703

GET IN HERE:
>>29176703

[Anonymous No.29182399]

>>29181701
Like father like son I guess. Kind of cute that he was able to share in the moment instead of just seethe like some of the larps you see posted here.