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>21 year old
>just reached 7 figs
>still masturbate 15 times a day
;_;

>> No.29245410
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Not gonna lie, that's a lot of pee pee touching anon. What even comes out after 10 times ?

>> No.29245446
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>>29245410
I don't know.. air?

>> No.29245606

>>29245351
>21 years old
>roughly $600k in net worth while losers like OP are already in 7 figures
Can't fucking believe it. LINK keeps cucking me. What do you hold and when did you buy?

>> No.29245792

>>29245351
unfathomably based

>> No.29245886

>>29245606
I held LINK but glad I wasn't retarded enough to stay all in. I diversified into FTM/AAVE in December.

>> No.29245972
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>>29245351
>30yo
>multimillionaire
>still KHV and live in parents basement because too scared to move out

>> No.29246050
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>>29245972
I think we've conversed before. You hold a lot of NANO in your portfolio don't you?

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>>29245351
How is that even possible, my dick is sandpaper after 3 times, is it because I’m circumcised. Is there a way I can get my foreskin back?

>> No.29246357

>>29245886
God fucking damn it that could've been me. I've been seething this whole fucking bullrun.

>> No.29246411

>>29246357
Let me guess, you're that anon that started out with $4000 in 2017?

>> No.29246772

>>29245351
Anon once you get a girlfriend you’re gonna have to think about porn to keep it up, even at 20 something. You’re an addict and you are crippling your future sex life, which will come. It will take you 45 mins of aggressive hand jobs to get off without porn. Ask me how I know.

>> No.29246864

>>29246411
I might be that anon yes. How much did you start out with?

>> No.29246940

>>29245351
your pic related is what I picture every coomer here looks like

>> No.29246978

>>29245410
TBQH anon orgasms where you don't ejaculate are probably the most pleasure you can experience as a male.

>> No.29246989

bruh im telling you right now if you keep this up your dick will not work the same before you hit 30

it will be awful

stop now, give your benis a rest

>> No.29247017

Brag fags get the rope

>> No.29247068

Be careful anon you reduce your T levels when you masturbate.

>> No.29247098

>>29246772
I quit porn a few weeks ago and I still fucking wank it twice a goddamn day like a fucking addict. When I had a GF though it was p nice because we would have sex three or four times a day, but unironically when the pussy starts getting beat up and is all red and swollen
it's not fun anymore

>> No.29247140

>>29245351
larp

>> No.29247206

>>29245351
losers like you helps me to cope with the fact that I'm a poorfag
keep up the good work!

>> No.29247231

>>29245351
... Fifteen? Dude.

Get a hobby, with seven figures you could easily start a decent garden or something. Go fishing. I don't know.

>> No.29247428

>>29246989
>15 times a day

Even if this is double his reality, it's already fucked up and will need serious repairs to ever get hard for a woman

>> No.29247513

take a psychedelic now

>> No.29247799

>>29246864
$20k in 2019. LINK has been performing piss poor this run. I had a feeling it wasn't time for link to blow up yet hence why I sold my stack for other bluechips.

>>29246772
>>29247231
>>29247068
>>29246989
Yeah it's a really unhealthy addiction I've been having a hard time kicking. It's gotten so much worse since the bull run started. Everything's shut down with corona and it feels impossible to keep my hands out of my pants. I've never seen a coomer more extreme than myself and I take no pride in saying that.

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>>29247799
I mean this sincerely, get a time-consuming hobby. The more time you put into something, especially something with visible results, the less time you got your hand down your pants. Plus the sense of satisfaction you'll get from getting results from your hobby, be it gardening or woodworking or really anything, the more fulfilled you'll feel.

>> No.29248294

>>29245606
>>29245886
>>29246357
then there's me, smarter than both of you so never bought into either aave meme or link meme
fucking hell. performance in crypto is truly, directly correlated to how stupid you are. there's some mongoloid out there who joined in 2020, went all in food coins then bnb and mogs us all with 8 figures

>> No.29248314

>>29246772
Lmao stop fucking ugly bitches and you won’t have this problem

>> No.29248350

>>29248294
How much money do you have and how old are you?

>> No.29248356

>>29247799
start taking vacations, I just turned 20 but was in 7 fig hell and cooming like you.

I took a trip to Japan and hit the soaplands every day. Shit was the best experience of my life

I just recently hit 8fig this last monday but can’t go fucking anywhere cause of covid so I’m back to my coomer mode.

TLDR just fucking pay for a hooker or something

>> No.29248362

stop masturbating it decreases the quality of your sperm

>> No.29248402

>>29248294
you're a midwit

>> No.29248429

>>29246066
Use sex lube for jerking off. You’ll never go back

>> No.29248566

>28
>-68k net worth
>Just came inside my finance after 1.5 mins of sex

Life is good

>> No.29248575
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>>29245351
>27 years old
>tried to buy some qtips that i thought cost 33 cents
>cashier rings them up, i give him the last 40 cents i had
>he tells me they cost 69 cents
>mfw i had to leave them there

>> No.29248746

>>29245351
bro you are operating on complete post nut clarity it's amazing

>> No.29249033

>>29245351
i feel like a coomer doing it once a day jesus christ anon l

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>>29248575
think of it this way: the lower you start, the higher your bragging rights when you (absolutely inevitably and without a shred of doubt) Make It.

>> No.29249369

>>29248356
>20
>8 fig
fucking bullshit

>> No.29249406

>>29246050
no I never bought nano at all

>> No.29249412

>>29248566
>finance

>> No.29249509

>>29248575
Do you need a donation anon?

>> No.29249634
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>25
>made 10k off of meme stocks
>realized I will never make 100k

>> No.29249789

>>29249634
You got 10k, you can make a pretty penny on crypto.

>> No.29249845

>>29249369
ok

>> No.29249948

>>29249845
prove it

>> No.29250035

>>29249509
not really. i'm just going to spend it on trash food anyways. i still have some rice and flour at home, so i'm not going to starve

>> No.29250046

>>29245351
well shit this sucks to hear

i guess im fucked at least im still far away from the million mark so i have time to chase that goal.

>> No.29250575

>>29249948
why should I go out of my way to prove something to someone who I know already is wrong

Not wasting my time and don’t care if you believe me or not

>> No.29250881

>>29250575
>larps as an 20y zoomer with 8 figs
>gives coomer advice
>dude just trust me
Yeah kys newfag

>> No.29251515

>>29250881
yes im larping very hard right now

>cope

>> No.29251594

>>29250575
you didn't even bother telling a story of how you supposedly made 8 figures at 20 years old
really shit larp anon

>> No.29251781

>>29245351
Bro stop being a faggot and enjoy your money fuck I am in five figures and I am porn free.

>> No.29251847

>>29250575
This is just pathetic. Imagine trying this hard to look cool on an anonymous board

>> No.29251928

>>29248356

Describe your soapland adventures

>> No.29251994

>>29250575
>Not wasting my time
Look where you are

>> No.29252026

>>29251594

2014 - 2016 was a good accumulation zone for btc, 2016 was when I accumulated most of my eth.

2014-2016 I was making $45 a day under the table working at a local chinese food restaurant

I literally put 85% of my income every week into buying coins and 15% for my wow monthly sub and buying games

That’s literally it.

2017 and I farmed shit coins and dumped into tether before the big crash cause some Christmas FUD got to me on here

After the crash I all inned on chain until $22 and then dumped into UNI

The rest is history

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>>29245446
i kekd

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>>29250035
good character anon, but do not be afraid to turn down help when it is offered.

>> No.29252373

>>29246978
those are sissygasms

>> No.29252488

>>29245351
Yeah I'd be beating my dick like crazy too if I had stacks like that

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>>29252314
don't worry, friend. i've already gotten plenty more help than i deserve irl. i appreciate the kind words

>> No.29253012

>>29251515

Yeah cause youre so busy to give shred of proof youre millionare. But i have 27cm dick so your money is worthless next to me

>> No.29253134

>>29252026
so you started to accumulate crypto when you were fucking 13-14 years old?
congrats if true but I still don't believe you

>> No.29253269

>>29252026
>2017 and I farmed shit coins and dumped into tether before the big crash cause some Christmas FUD got to me on here
you are forgetting that
>there was no "farming" in 2017
>the FUD at that time was tether FUD so nobody wanted to be in that

>> No.29253583

>>29245351
>18
>4 figures
how did you guys make it, moon shots? I've got 50% btc 30% eth and 20% that I hop between different shilled coins, i've made 1k so far but I can't see myself ever hitting 6k

>> No.29253668

>>29253583
Fuck, I meant six figures

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>>29246978

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>>29245351
dude wtf, even two times a day can feel like a pain

you're a gigacoomer

>> No.29255128

>>29248314
>Lmao stop fucking ugly bitches and you won’t have this problem
out of my scope anon

>> No.29255167

>>29245351
>Almost 20
>poorfag that just started out
>only have around 150$ on BAO that I can't move cause of the gas fee issues that will supposedly get fixed on March 1st when the migration to xDAI happens
Teach me coomer-senpai, how can I be like you, except the whole masturbation addiction, thankfully I don't have that

>> No.29256003

>>29246066
Look up foreskin restoration and actually stick with it