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Can one of you (the ones without stinky brown skin) take a few fucking minutes and just tell me what the fuck I should do? I want to make it so badly, I've learned about stocks, options, and I'm now dabbling in crypto. I'm watching youtube videos, and everything that doesnt go to bills goes into ETH or GRT right now. I dont want to diversify too much, I only have $2000 in play.

What the fuck can I do to make it? Is it feasible if I can only put $100 a week that one day I'll be able to buy a yacht and fill it with strippers? I'm so goddamn tired of being a peasant.

>> No.29354542

$2000 long BTC 100x margin

>> No.29354577
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>>29354486
Seek help or ngmi
https://youtu.be/iHC3tziHE-E
https://youtu.be/cXGjN4XOehE
https://youtu.be/6yHae6zA4ZM
https://youtu.be/lyjJ99ipXqw

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>>29354486
All in on RBC. Thank me later

>> No.29354599

>>29354542

Can I do long calls on bitcoin on coinbase?

>> No.29354630

Sure man, buy Luigi.Finance.

>> No.29354695

>>29354486
get a job and improve your skills

>> No.29354717

>>29354486
Seek help coomer

>> No.29354741

>>29354630
Hehe

>> No.29354830
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unironically, mcdonalds pokemon cards.

>> No.29354854

>>29354486
the more you put in the more you make, gainz are limited without risk (hence why shorts and longs are the easiest way to make gainz)

take your 2k, put it in IOTA and do not sell till it is $35, you'll be tempted to sell before, you'll be tempted to hodl after. Buy it now, sell it at $35. The longer you wait the more money you will lose long term.

>> No.29354943
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Dont fall for it. Dont fall for the lies of making it. There's blood in the water, and the sharks are circling. These stupid coins arent going to make you rich. You're too late and too poor. You're joining the pyramid scheme at the tail end, and when everyone else is desperate to join in too. Your $2000 will just disappear in the hands of someone who can put it in a large pile and make some actual money with it. By the time you see a return, it'll be about the same as saving it in a damn CD, which does the same thing. Take the $2000, rent a yacht, and buy some hookers. Thats as close as you'll get to not being a peasant. Sorry. Trying to save you.

>> No.29355180

I'm so fucking tired of this world. I'm 30, and I fucking threw it all away. I'm going to fucking die with a fat mediocre woman, with a couple hundred bucks hidden in my sock drawer and a mountain of debt. I just want to experience life before I'm dead. This world is fucked /biz/ I should have done something more. Unironically I'm going to kill myself soon, I just cant handle the thought of turning old, poor, and cynical. Fuck this world, I didn't ask for this.

>> No.29355396

>>29354486
first of all OP, even if you have money, you will ALWAYS be a peasant. Sorry faggot, you're going to get some mansion and have white walls like every other tasteless wageslave on the planet. And a yacht? Real classy anon, wow! Im impressed with your aspirations. If this is what you are after I can tell you are actually retarded and will lose your 2k if you are not careful following shitcoins you see here.

GRT is probably a fine hold. ETH would be fine too, long term. If you want something safe I would say just stick to the top 200 coins, research them and make a decision. IOST did a 50% today, FTM did what, 40%? REN did 40% yesterday. PROS did an 80% 2 days ago. What I'm saying is there are coins popping off all over the place. Just dont chase pumps and stick to things that don't smell like curry and you'll probably be fine. Just sticking to ETH, BTC, and probably BNB would be your safest bet if you're just going to be some sad weirdo.
>>29355180
you don't need strippers you unironically need Jesus

>> No.29355440

>>29355180
bruh go spend $30 at Mcdonalds and make $200+ the same day.

>> No.29355570

>>29355180
Please stop with this crybaby attitude, you will never make it with this melodramatic bullshit, it is cancer and just digs you in deeper, even if short term it feels better (coping)

>> No.29355789

Time the market buy when dip

>> No.29355920

>>29355180
FTM bro, its not too late. hold it together a few more years and youll see. wagmi.

>> No.29356292

>>29354486
>I want to make it so badly
Ngmi

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>>29354486
Ok anon, just buy and hold for 10-20 years. That's literally it.

https://www.blockchaincenter.net/bitcoin-rainbow-chart/

>> No.29356499

>>29354486
good smell light dark brown skin here, u should sell the market is about to crash soon.

>> No.29358164

I just wanna eat a girls pussy out while she braps in my face. Why is life so cruel!

>> No.29358246 [DELETED] 

>>29355180
The happiest people in the world I know are the poorest people I know. Take my coworker Jorge. 70 years old, grew up fucking dirt poor. Family gets killed by death squads in El Salvador. He flees to Mexico and enters the US. Gets a job making decent money as a welder. Has a family, kids. Wife goes crazy over money, leaves him. His grown up kids don't talk to him. Eventually finds another woman with a kid who he falls in love with. Good times, until mid 00s where he buys a house upon the insistence of his wife, probably a bullshit subprime mortgage. 07 hits, he loses his house, bank fucks him, wife goes crazy and leaves him. He goes homeless, until my boss at work gave him a job and saved him from homelessness.
Now he lives in a 1 bedroom apartment with his adopted son from his second wife who went crazy. 70 year old guy with low income, no money, no equity, shitty car. And he's happy just working for his son.

>> No.29358405

>>29354486
This is not happiness fren.
Have you heard women talk to each other?
Only imagining what these girls are talking about gives me a headache.
Find someone that laughs at your stupid jokes and have kids. Go hunting, fishing and building and you will be happy, it is that simple.
Btw, this does not mean you cannot gamble on shitcoins, just dont put your heart in it. It is all just a game after all

>> No.29358472

Just wage slave for 50 years

>> No.29358498

>>29354486
>I only have $2000
How old are you? If under 20, work harder so you'll have more to invest. If 20-30 you're ngmi, you're too stupid to understand money in vs money out in a basic bank account, there's no way you can understand investment and trading. Work harder towards or get educated for a better job.

>> No.29358572

>>29358472
>tfw cop
>tfw 25 year comfy retirement
>tfw 3 day weekends every week and shit tons of vacation time
>tfw nearly unlimited badge bunnies

I don't even need to make it, just need to not die.

>> No.29358586

>>29354486
imagine just peeing all over them that would be so weird haha

>> No.29358647

>>29358246
unironically the power of Jesus Christ

>> No.29358691

>>29354486
>Is it feasible if I can only put $100 a week that one day I'll be able to buy a yacht and fill it with strippers?
Yes, be patient. Sounds like you are doing everything correct, keep going.

>> No.29358692

>>29355180
Christ is the answer. Follow him

>> No.29358722

>>29354486
Buy 2k worth of silver. Sell when it hits $200

>> No.29358823

>>29358572
>gets shot by Traydonovus Floyd Jr.
>>29358586
wtf is wrong with you?

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>>29358246
why would janny delete this?

>> No.29358901

>>29355180
MCDC. Thank me later

>> No.29359691

>>29354486
You are an tryhard with the wrong mindset, people like you are funny to watch but stupid with their investments. It's always possible to make it, but you need patience for it. Your try hard attitude also gives you diminished returns, just stop caring and follow the chills here. Join early, get a 2x or 3x and return it with the next shitcoin. That's it, take risks like this or wait 10 years for your big coins to moon again. The fast fish eats the slow fish nowadays.

>> No.29360154

Just buy BNT rn and hodl. Duh

>> No.29361627

>>29358846
man must be a reincarnated saint or he absolved all his bad karma in one life

>> No.29361705

>>29361627
it's a joke retard it's supposed to mean that life is completely garbage without money how stupid can you be

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Ignore all the retarded advice in this thread and just do this:

Buy Bitcoin. Every paycheck.
Do not sell.
You will be rich in 4 years.

>> No.29361823

>>29354486
2,1,3,5,4 /thread

>> No.29361965

>>29355180
Buy bucc

>> No.29362059

>>29354486
bet your pathetic stacks on "the next big fucking thing", you can hope that thing happens to be some eth killer or media hyped animal coin, maybe it will be the google of blockchain or hell, maybe Link will prove its worth and skyrocket. you know what it for certain though? dirty brown hands will fondle your money and there is nothing you can do about it

>> No.29362454

>>29354943
Kys Pajeet. We get it you lost your $50 investment into niggercoin when they rugpulled you now you hate life.
>Faggot

>> No.29362527

>>29354486
Buy HOGE

>> No.29362558

>>29362454
Go on, tell us how much you made off DOGE and MCDC lol

>> No.29362610

Get a job

>> No.29362796

>>29362558
>Invested in VET @ 0.025
>Riding currently @ 0.05
I’m pretty comfy because I can actually make smart investments and not fall into pajeet gas station rugpulls

>> No.29363174

>>29354486
I think you should adjust your expectations, first of all. Despite what it looks like on /biz/, most people do not become millionaires, and quite some people even end up losing money. But you can have magnificent returns (at least in a bullrun) that dwarf anything other investments can offer (maybe with the exception of a very lucky stock pick). So forget about the yacht and giving up your job and just start making some additional money. Else you might end up unhappy and chasing the moon.

>> No.29363730

>>29354577
I would cum deep inside megan rose

>> No.29363833

>>29362796
Get a load of smart investor here. You're blindly betting on penny coins, waiting for a pump. Wow. So wise. Tell us more.

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>>29354598
This. Do it as soon as you can

>> No.29365050

>>29354486
>dream
More like a nightmare. I only want to fuck women, not waste time with them.

>> No.29365181

>>29363174
>and quite some people even end up losing money
lmao how is that even possible

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>>29354486
It is simple but it is not easy:

1) work
2) study
3) diversify in investments with value
4) take care of yourself
5) take care of your family

All it takes is one computer science breakthrough and all these bitcoins will be worth nothing. Do not bet your life in this.

>> No.29365444

>>29354486
Made me laugh op.

>> No.29365449

>>29358572
>tfw can beat blacks with no mercy and get a paid vacation to jack off and buy shitcoins

>> No.29365560

>>29354486
Buy rubic, sir

>> No.29365618

Max leverage BTC short to $30k

>> No.29365821

>>29365376
>All it takes is one computer science breakthrough and all these bitcoins will be worth nothing
lol

>> No.29366014

I was going to help you but I have brown skin, so fuck you and just kys nigger!!!

>> No.29366018

>>29354486
all in Rubic for financial freedom

>> No.29366068

>>29358572
Is it true you can shoot minorities to retire early?

>> No.29366290

>>29354854
This
Iota is the future, if they deliver this year watch all biz retards fomo and pump it to 60$+

>> No.29366552

>>29358572
>just need to not die
You have one of the safest jobs in the country. Only things you have to fear are heart attack from eating too many donuts and suicide.

>> No.29367077

>>29363833

You're actually the stupidest piece of shit going.

It's incredibly easy to make at least a x2 if you don't have paper hands, invest early and DYOR. There's been about 90 different coins pump this year and it's Feb. Youve probably only been here since that gay GME shit and probably bought the top and got left holding the bag, you have to go back