[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance

View post   
File: 13 KB, 474x296, succubus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29542043 No.29542043 [Reply] [Original]

>start donating plasma
>make 500-700$ a month for sitting in a chair for an hour 2 times a week
>fling it all into crypto
Anyone here give your life essence to fund your suicide stacks

>> No.29542119

>>29542043
No, I faint when I get pricked

>> No.29542129

Bruh thats alright, it's only volunteer in Australia....

>> No.29542174

>>29542043
What's it like giving plasma?

>> No.29542177

>>29542129
only downside is most of the people at the donation center are disgusting homeless gremlins

>> No.29542204

>>29542043
>Get a shit job
>Get fired from it or quit because 'health code is not being enforced'
>Make $400-600 a week during covid.
>Can still donate plasma
You're doing it wrong OP.

>> No.29542205

>>29542174
Like salty milk and coins

>> No.29542214

>>29542177
doesnt this make you super lethargic tho OP?

>> No.29542223

>>29542043
youre a disgrace

>> No.29542259

do not do this. plasma retention is the only way to prevent aging

>> No.29542272

>>29542119
Same, so embarrassing. I had to give blood once and looked over for the first time, started fainting and the cute nurse called all the other cute nurses over and they started laughing while telling me to breathe like a pregnant woman (which I did because I was very faint and thought I'd help). Never gone back.

>> No.29542300

>>29542214
yes but it will all be worth it when I make it

>>29542223
>>29542259
schizos

>> No.29542307

>>29542174
bags of sand

>> No.29542312

>>29542259
is this true?

>> No.29542334

>>29542043
>donating
>make 500-700$
that's selling

>> No.29542335

>>29542043
Imagine giving your plasma to the plasma Jew, LMAO. NGMI.

>> No.29542354

>>29542272
this is actually kinda my fetish, having cute girls drain my life energy and sweet talk me. but not enough to get my blood drawn regularly kek

>> No.29542358

>>29542272
Forgot to mention, after they gave me a juice box and sent me on my way. I'm a fully grown man, also have serious social issues tho

>> No.29542365

Used to in college. Didn't know it'd leave a gross scar. Now I look like a junkie.

>> No.29542388

>>29542272
Aw that's cute anon

>> No.29542403

>giving away your fucking blood to vampiric parasites

LITERALLY SELLING YOURSELF AKA NGMI

>> No.29542424

>>29542388
Not really, I'm ugly af so it comes off as ridiculous lol

>> No.29542453

>>29542043
Pretty sure you can only donate here.

>> No.29542500

>>29542365
chicks think heroin scars are hot tho

>> No.29542529

>>29542204
You literally can't you retard. Donating plasma is taxable and you're going to get hit hard as fuck and have all of your unemployment demanded back if you donated for more than 600 and did any of it during your time unemployed
God you people shouldn't be talking business

>> No.29542567

>>29542365
Surely not??? Your nurse(s) must have been brutish with your arm

>> No.29542575

>>29542403
yeah wtf. you think your plasma is used to help the sick? no you just funded the next chinkflu research lab.
>>29542354
ngmi unless you read https://easypeasymethod.org/the-easy-method.html

>> No.29542577

>>29542529
Well I'm not a poorfag the fuck I know?
You should still be on unemployment right now making those Trump and soon to be Biden bucks.

>> No.29542613

>>29542529
they put it on a prepaid visa debit card, no direct deposit, no payslip, no records. You think these street urchins donating blood are filing 1099g's for their plasmabux

>> No.29542645

>>29542577
If you weren't a poorfag you wouldn't be pulling asinine petty tax evasion, you'd just know how taxes work because that's how you avoid being a poorfag like your suggestions would accomplish

>> No.29542682

>>29542575
sorry anon, cooming fuels my creativity and has made me hundreds of thousands of dollars from focus, I’ll keep doing what works

>> No.29542693

>>29542613
Yes? You 100% get a 1099 if you made more than 600 from selling plasma and they 100% report to the IRS. The prepaid Visa is just another way to jew you out of money since it costs like a dollar per transaction

>> No.29542704

>>29542645
I didn't know it was tax evasion. I know how taxes work for me, not for crackheads.

>> No.29542732
File: 89 KB, 410x598, 1613778478117.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29542732

>>29542043
imagine giving your life force away voluntarily

>> No.29542798

Dude are you guys retarded? Donating blood is healthy. WTF losing life force and shit. You make more blood dumb ass. Its like cummign out your veins, it cleans out the system. Holy fuck stick to /biz clearly not /bio faggots.

>> No.29542811

>>29542043
Can’t. They don’t allow gays owo

>> No.29542814

>>29542272
just like my japanese animes

>> No.29542844

>>29542811
Lie

>> No.29542854

>>29542798
yes good goy kek

I never give blood to extreme sport retards who cut themselves open and I look 20 years younger than my actual age

>> No.29542994

>>29542798
>*dreidel spins in the distance*

>> No.29543030

>>29542854
nigger wtf. apparently high pressure oxygen chambers cuasing increased redblood cell growth is what makes people anti -age google it. This need to create oxygen literally causes anti aging. This is why, fucking burmese mother fuckers are so powerful climibing mountains and shit. Fuck you biz faggots.

>> No.29543141

>>29543030
Trusting jewish medical doctors and their (((science))) ever

>> No.29543146

>>29542272
I had a mandatory blood test for my work. I went to some random labs, they drew my blood, I was all fine and dandy, went to the restroom and fucking passed out while peeing. Fell square on the toilet water tank and broke it, there was water everywhere and that brought me back. I got up, tried to dry myself with a shit-ton of toilet paper and went to the reception to inform then that they "had a tiny leak" in the restroom.
Fucking embarassing

>> No.29543182
File: 55 KB, 400x267, arf arf arf arf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29543182

>>29543030
>he doesnt know about menos
NGMI

>> No.29543209

>>29542043
How come you burgers get so much?
Here (Germoney) plasma donors get like 25€ per donation. You can do this twice per week. So max. 8 times per month which comes out to 200€.

>> No.29543208

>>29542798
Look at this medieval motherfucker guys, look at him and laugh!

>> No.29543280

>>29542854
>>29542994
what is up with the anti semitism here??

>> No.29543338

>>29543209
Because we have a lot more crackheads.

>> No.29543339

>>29543209
here its 25$ for each appointment and they add 5 for each consecutive appointment in a month.

>> No.29543374

>>29542798
I have to give blood. Gear makes me over produce red blood cells.

>> No.29543376

>>29542272
You're not going to like this anon, but the only way to get over that is by buying a bunch of needles and syringes and just stab yourself with them in the side of the ass. Do it every day it gets you really used to it. Getting blood work done is necessary as an adult. I unironically did this to stop fainting.

>> No.29543445

>>29542312
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hBA0AH-LSbo

>> No.29543450

>>29542272
I'll never forget showing up to MEPS and being the first guy to not pass out giving blood. Sad to see a bunch of future Marines passing out because of a needle.

>> No.29543601

>>29543450
You're a fucking dumbass for joining the US military and the marines of all branches. Probably didn't make the cut in the Air Force when you took the practice ASVAB and did terribly on it, huh?

>> No.29543782

>>29543280
You should know krautbro they literally set you up so they could use anti semitism as a catch all barrier towards persecution

>> No.29543849

>>29543601
Every branch goes to the same MEPS. I wasn't a Marine.

>> No.29544029

>>29542043
The bible says the life is in the blood. Do you know how hard it is for your body to produce blood? I wouldn't risk it personally for a bit of money.

>> No.29544105

>>29543182
Explain now faggot I’ll screenshot this and be your ally after the collapse