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post em if you got em

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make sure you're quick! and don't forget to back the bananas carefully... we wouldn't want to damage them :^)

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pee pee poo poo

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based. fuck these inbred retard cope lords

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friendly reminder that IF you leave a tip (generally speaking, you never should), be sure to make the wagie on duty work for it!

>> No.29545141

nothing will ever top this webm

>> No.29545195

Absolutely based even though I've seen this a million times. I have a friend who would do this all the fucking time.

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dance wagie, dance! i might even leave you a 2 dollar tip.

>> No.29545282

lol, it's a good idea in theory; auto sanitize the seat. but in practice there's trolls IRL xD

>> No.29545283

If you think being a wagie is bad, wait until you hear about this...
Jannies literally and unironically work for free. You heard that right. Zero monetary compensation.

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if you're lucky, you can be promoted to DEATHBED WAGIE! keep working hard and scanning all of those products!

>> No.29545339

i still do this every time i use a public bathroom lol.

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do the wagie!

>> No.29545362

Do you people think everyone who earns a living works at Mcdonalds? grow up

>> No.29545432

most based wagie job is security. you get to fuck with the wagies at your jobsite, and fuck with karens, and beat niggers. it's win-win-win. job is also 90% browsing /biz/.

>> No.29545441

I always piss in the sink. It's the perfect height what do they expect me to do lol

>> No.29545466

Most burgers work in the fast food industries you clueless incel neet

>> No.29545503

This will never not be be the funniest thing posted in these threads.

>> No.29545539

If the wagie would be even low triple digit IQ would take the dollars without doing a mess.
But I highly double they're capable.

>> No.29545563

I like the wojak and pepe edit kek

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>> No.29545751

You have to check the 2nd if you check the third.
The third implies the 2nd.

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uh oh... wagie? are you there?

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This sentence made me lose a double digit amount of IQ.

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>> No.29545864

if your boss is making you clean up the poop, remember, it's because you're the weakest pussy at the site. i laughed the first time i was asked to clean up shit lol. laughed. hahahahahahaha. lmao no bro sorry. U R NEW LOW TOTEM POLE U CLEAN. nah bro, no, no dice lol. remember, dont threaten to quit, dont walk out, just say no. if they fire you, so what? these jobs are low wage for a reason, get another one.

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>> No.29545886

use the toilet like a functional human being you disgusting neet

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seethe wagie, clean the pee up lmao.

>> No.29545949

Absolutely soul crushing
Who the fuck would think this would be a good idea

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>> No.29546003

My thoughts exactly. You beat me to it.

>> No.29546004

Unironically the most depressing thing I have seen all week

>> No.29546046

nametag clearly says Gertrude
absolutely ghoulish

>> No.29546063
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>Missed my promotion interview today because my sleep deprived retarded ass misread "Tue" to mean Thursday

I am the king of retards.

>> No.29546105

There is no justice in this world

>> No.29546138

post it

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wud u wike fwies wif dat

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>Spend hours applying to jobs
>Never pick up my phone if anyone calls

Why am I like this?

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>> No.29546206


I was literally doing this today, calling applicants. I called 15 and 2 actually answered.

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>> No.29546246

Eh it's not so bad when they're this old honestly. Keeps them active, gives them social interaction, structure, and so on, it's not about the money.

A lot of people just sit at home in their designated old people facility watching TV alone waiting to die. I think that's sadder.

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Send an email instead you fat fuck. I don't wanna talk to you

>> No.29546313

Do you have any idea how bad the spam caller problem has become?
I literally block all incoming calls from non-whitelisted numbers. Leave voice-mail, send an email.

>> No.29546341

hey, at least he's trying. he's unironically putting more effort in the the majority of NEETs on this board

>> No.29546354

too many spam calls bro. i get at-least 10 per day and blocking them does nothing.

>> No.29546415

don't feel bad about it, they would have promoted a non-binary person of color instead of you anyway lol.

>> No.29546444

s2g any time i even accidentally get one fucking drip of piss on the seat or floor, there's always someone in the next stall or waiting outside who will call me out on it.

>> No.29546465

Oh look an actual retard doing better than 95% of the faggots on this board

>> No.29546511

What happens to these people when their family dies?
They can hold a job at McDonald's but I don't get the feeling that they're capable of being wholly independent.

>> No.29546516

Tbh, car salesmen arent wage pay. Nor do they even technically work for the company. They're contacted employees.

>> No.29546538

What the fuck is this jews problem. I’ve seen him say multiple times to work for free KEK

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i wish i would have taken video when i got all of these last week.

>> No.29546609

Based recruiter friend? I deal with this on the daily. People apply and never pick up the phone or respond to emails. Sometimes I get 50 applicants and less than 50% respond

>> No.29546619

Eat some veggies you disgusting fat fuck

>> No.29546631

The solution is to clean the ketchup then get a tray and put on edge of table then slide cup onto tray, then move tray with cup to sink to dump water in.

>> No.29546633

The only people that are propping up this ghost economy are unironically retards and boomers.

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Pic related is not as funny as the hand sanitizer wagie, but it's funny nonetheless.

>> No.29546721

What’s even more depressing is that 90 year old probably got the job because she was bored sitting at home, meaning that she has nothing to live for except wage slave. It’s like when prisoners leave the prison and want to go back because that’s all they know

>> No.29546745

A lot of old people should be working like this. As long as they aren't strained they get to actually interact with people. Being alone and isolated when you're old is what leads to dementia or depression.

>> No.29546749

Explain how the water isn't going everywhere when you try to transfer the cup to the tray.
Trays have lips meaning even if you flip it upside down there's a bevel you have to deal with not to mention the non water tight seal between the table and the tray.
The solution is how it was done. A coaster or similar material slid between the table and glass

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>> No.29546760

And they recently changed the logo too.

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All I want is a nice house and family, why has that become too much to fucking ask for

>> No.29546812

Only if you're a wage slave retard whos kids hate you, my grandma just gardens all day by herself and gives me fresh veggies

>> No.29546843

We know Raj.

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you think i bought those for the food?

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Than do realistic things to achieve that goal, wage slaving for shekelburg isn't a solution

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>> No.29546949

There are homes for these people that are paid for by the government.
Used to work at one.

>> No.29546954

Please post . I love the wojak-pepe torment polarity

>> No.29547117

Because "we" gave women the right to vote

>> No.29547129

As a grocery store produce manager this image makes me very happy
What doesn’t make me happy is that they KEEP SENDING ME GREEN BANANAS THAT TURN GREY

>> No.29547131

Everyone is obese. Is America really??

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>tfw you might have to work at one of these stores soon
Please don't let it come to this oh fuck oh god no

>> No.29547145

What's with calling people associates?

>> No.29547189

The average wagie

>> No.29547191

You could do all these things, feel all that dread and have even less in a nice communist society at your gouverment mandated job you dumb fuck. If you hate a job go find a new one

>> No.29547193

It's supposed so make "wagecuck" sound more dignified.

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wouldnt that much mcdonalds give you the whistlin' doodies

>> No.29547212

There's gotta be a no-mans land though where you're not quite retarded enough to qualify for government wranglers but too retarded to really make it on your own though right?
Is this where homeless come from?

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Only if you hold all the way down.

>> No.29547256

He’s a fake guru who offers little advice. Literally paid to act wealthy. It’s pathetic people actually reference him and take him seriously. Go to his videos, don’t watch them. Read the comments and laugh at the retards talking like they’re successful or know what they’re talking about

>> No.29547278

I love these threads

>> No.29547323

I like picking up and scheduling an interview and never coming.

>> No.29547333

Yeah, because he holds LINK.

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>> No.29547394

Yeah. I live in the fittest state in America and nearly everyone is still obese. It's sad.
8 out of 10 women from 18 to 35 are unfuckably fat. Being in decent shape automatically qualifies them for an endless supply of chad dicks and they become unobtainable for everyone else.
It's a kind of nightmare you can't imagine

>> No.29547442

American Standard skirted toilet...
>very nice

>> No.29547456

Id work at walmart if they didnt humilate by making me do their dance or cleanong up the bathroom

t. Unemployed and cant get a good job

>> No.29547511


Can confirm, i literally sit around all day and trade shitcoins

>> No.29547590

>t. Out of touch boomer
1.5 million people are homeless and wages have been stagnant since the 70s
And student loan debt is at 1.6 trillion... but sure pops, I’ll go give Jeff bezos my best handshake and I’m sure he’ll give me a job

>> No.29547591

Tax expense bullshit. There's literally no real or legitimate reason for any company of any size to need this.

>> No.29547607

Kek ok now I need details
What was in the pikaboxes?

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wouldn't know, i threw the food away.

>> No.29547686

FUCKING THIS. Holy goddamn fuck. I'm super wary of ever answering my phone anymore ever since I started getting fucking SPAMMED with those stupid piece of shit fucker car insurance robocalls. Literally, I received like 7 or 8 of them in a row yesterday and today. What in the goddamn hell is going on?

Just send me an email. I'm not picking up my phone for shit anymore unless I actually know you.

>> No.29547690

Enjoy unemployment Anon

>> No.29547874

What is he trying to block?

>> No.29547946

Why did you buy the Happy Meals? Stop making us work for it anon.


>> No.29547967

he wants the pokemon cards to sell of play with because hes autistic manchild.

>> No.29548010

Ahh I see. We don't have these in Australia.

Hold for 20 years anon. Might be worrh something.

>> No.29548045

I don’t need employment. I already made it with my first business I ever started.

>> No.29548060

Stopped caring when I found BOND, now waiting for a reason that I buyed

>> No.29548070

People at work have been talking about this. I haven't gone to a McDonald's in over a decade. What is happening?
They make it sound like Pokémon is making a comeback and there's money to be made.
Is this benie babies again?

>> No.29548092

It's dogshit money, you'd make more off of Yu-Gi-Oh

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i'll hold onto an unopened case but i'd rather have the $5k/week right now.

>> No.29548162

Ove dome this more and more often as i rarely get called for anything good and when i do get called it ends up being a place that treats you worse than a slave.

What kinda job. Minimum wage wouldnt be surprising. Also this >>29546313

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>> No.29548201

Also this.

>> No.29548271

lmao are you my cosuin cus he just resells mint condition pokemon cards to the right people and makes thousands and he recently told me of the mcdonalds craze. looks exactly like his fridge too

>> No.29548275

Explain how i never get called even with experience if this is true. Including minimum wage work. Probably why my staffing agency recruiter keeps calling. Has me lined up for yet another shitty company.

>> No.29548380
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>Missed a promotion interview today because I misread "Tue" as Thursday
>Trying to drink to make myself feel better
>I don't even like drinking
>Know that I can't even drink that much or I might miss work tomarrow
>My pathetic stacks have been getting hammered for days, even if they go up my stacks are too small to ever make it
>Tomarrow I have to go in and think of some excuse as to why I didn't show up for my interview and watch someone else get the promotion

I feel like crying bros.

>> No.29548390

It1s more than 1/3 of the day when you include time spent driving to and from work as well as prep time and time spent on work lunch as most of that time is designated to be doing something for your job or loosely tied to your job being the reason why you're there.

>> No.29548426

anyone got the image of a dude spinning the prize wheel at best buy and winning the prize of not working on christmas eve?

>> No.29548452

This answers absolutely nothing. Good work.

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>> No.29548479

fuck, gets me every time. thanks anon.

>> No.29548509

How do i get such a job. Ive wanted to be a grocery store manager.

I might work for walmart but idk as i dont feel like being humilated via the dance

>> No.29548526

Oh just a sociopath I see. Neat

>> No.29548564

go back to r3ddit if you want spoonfed

>> No.29548577

Maybe to some degree.

t. Normal and weird. Not normal enough for most normies and not weird enough for most weirdos. Unsurprisingly most normies and weirdos annoy me.

>> No.29548591

How’s your resume fren? You got a fleshed our LinkedIn as well? It’s annoying as fuck but sadly most hiring managers care more about this than having a conversation with an applicant. My approach is to talk to people and learn about them but most of my boomer clients like pretty resumes and LinkedIns

>> No.29548650

Define manager.
There's the floor manager, store manager, produce manager, dairy, grocery, HR manager. Meat dept, etc...
The managers Karen speaks to are just promoted cashiers. So step 1 get a job at a grocery store, step 2 don't be retarded, and you'll get there.

>> No.29548669

How do i get it at a safish place? What if im a weakling and look non threatening and threatening at the same time (hard to explain)

>> No.29548707

You posted a picture of a graph with zero context you fucking mongoloid. It doesn't even say what's its graphing.

>> No.29548712

You can't type 2 sentences without dramatic grammar errors that make it almost unreadable, and you want to mention someone's IQ?

>> No.29548728

... true

>> No.29548744

I wonder if these robocalls are partially why ive had increased interviewing....but still get rejected and only offered crummy jobs.

>> No.29548780
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>get nearly 6k “online compliments”
>spin the wheel, hoping to be with kids for New Years

>> No.29548817

So how much are you spending vs how much are you making? Basically what is your profit per mcdonalds box

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>> No.29548839

You do know if you weren't so autistic and asked the employees most would sell the packs individually.

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>> No.29548898

Americans do this and then say they want to move to a different country because USA is a shithole. Its a shithole BECAUSE you do this shit, retards.

>> No.29548899

For shit tier Pokémon cards that literally EVERYONE has right now? Go ahead and sit on em for another 25 years, maybe one of the cards might hit $5 appraisal. Fucking retard

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>> No.29548920

I'm pretty sure being homeless in USA is more dignified than being a wagie at this point unironically. At least you can't be fired from being homeless when someone offers you $5 to do a wagie dance and you tell them to fuck off.

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>> No.29548936

Nigger behaviour

>> No.29548945

i also can't tell, maybe to stop them from getting free pictures?

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>> No.29548968

Just go in tomorrow and tell them you were confused and tell them you are ready for the interview

Confidence even in mistakes bro

>> No.29548971

I would get a jar and put it next to the table in such a way that you can slide the cup over to it and the water will fall into the jar. The ketchup is already a mess and doesn't need to be cleaned up first - a bit of streaking will make no difference.

>> No.29548999

pushing his limits, respect

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>> No.29549029

Nigger tier.

>> No.29549031


If they try to dog you on the promotion just fucking leave, fuck them if they can’t look passed a silly mistake everyone makes

>> No.29549053

I'm sorry America but you need to be nuked (in minecraft). Everything about you needs to be glassed top to bottom (in minecraft) and we should just start again before you end up poisoning the whole world, if you haven't already.

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>used the white thumbs up

>> No.29549159

Resume is good. I used to think it sucked until I saw the women whod outcompete me (eg they get interviews and i dont). Their resumes were literal essays for each job. No linkedins either or at best a no pic linkedin listing only 1 job with no details. Whereas my resume looked good and no linkedin either. At this point im certain women are just handed these jobs even when they have less experience than me.

Im on the verge of just giving up and accepting that I may just be poor or homeless if my investments/project doesnt kick off

Any really. I wanted to be the manager of a grocery store when i was younger. I know not the most prestigious job but it looks easy to me (compared to ofice politics and dealing with coworkers gossiping lies in a way that is difficult to do in a grocery store). Produce, dairy, grocery, heck even hr id be interested in.

>> No.29549171

Why does he piss like a machinegun instead of a nice beautiful stream like my peepee manages?

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>> No.29549245

not that anon but seriously, google it up
it involves real assets

quit being a bitch. put the drink down, sober up, go to bed. get dressed to the nines for tomorrow and get ready to impress. just be honest and tell your boss/interviewers you got the dates confused, but you're ready to interview now, or reschedule. project confidence. if you miss that interview, oh well, lesson learned, don't be a fucking mong. hopefully you're learning from this experience in that those who make it are those who are prepared for when opportunity happens. no one lucks into anything good. opportunity comes to everyone, but just because you have the opportunity doesn't mean it's going to be good for you or not. you got to work on it to make sure you don't miss your chance when opportunity comes

>> No.29549271

Because it's a gag video and he's actually using a super soaker; as the pressure started to run low, he began pumping, creating those separated squirts.

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I've been to every mcdonalds in my state. due to how popular the promotion is, 90%+ stores refuse to sell without the food.

ballpark calculating net profit upwards of 5x, been too busy to crunch the exact numbers though.

who said i'm sitting on them?

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>> No.29549347

He's pinching his dick off like a hose, you never did that?

>> No.29549352

Many old people working are there out of choice, not for money. It helps them feel productive and have interactions instead of just rotting away alone or in a home.

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>> No.29549402

Less than the cost of a single minimum wage employee's annual salary but lasts years and works 2 to 3 times as many hours a day. If it prevents a single slip and fall lawsuit it has payed for itself 3 times over. Probably lowers insurance rates to boot. An AI system integrated into the stores cameras would probably be better though.

>> No.29549406

how are you selling them? ebay? individually?

whole lot?

i see you're opening them up so you're chasing a specific one or a few specific ones. i'm not 100% familiar but i do collect so i'm familiar enough with what the fuck is happening to the hobby.

the opportunity is good definitely but holy fuck i don't want to spend my very few days off driving around the state and then trying to flip that stuff immediately while the trend is still hot. i make enough money where i can afford to be lazy lol.

>> No.29549408

I love this place im laughing so hard at this shit.

>> No.29549409

How many anons carry a marker around so you can tag toilet stalls? Theres nothing more enjoyable than going into toilets a few days after youve hit it up and seeing it all clean.. Only to tag it all up again roflmao.
The poor wagie has a name associated to his painful efforts. I love it.

>> No.29549424
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For... Free?

>> No.29549430

Who eats a whole watermelon like a grape?

>> No.29549450
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no wagie thread without the fridge guy

>> No.29549459

LMFAO hahahah wtf is going on

>> No.29549461

Wow that's pretty good. Does this include all the ones who likely try to defraud you by refunding without returning?

Wish i could do something like this or even this but most of my money is tied up and come tax time im gonna owe the government money due to my capital gains last year alongside a penalty

>> No.29549503

do they put it on their resume?

>> No.29549506

What is this meme and why is this guy posted so often here?

>> No.29549519
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My ambition is to actually bounce from these sort of jobs from one to the next pissing off as many managers and customers i can once I've made it, just for shits and giggles

>> No.29549530

>he doesn’t know
Lol based ted

>> No.29549552

Very true. My grandma misses work so bad since she retired.

>> No.29549565
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<wagie thread without soupguy

>> No.29549566

Sergey Nazarov, CEO of Dogecoin

>> No.29549571

You can’t be serious

>> No.29549575

After working at Walmart during my early years of college, Based Adam is probably one of the top earners in that store... They wouldn't have a shitter do this kind of advertising.

>> No.29549611

Yes, it's very depressing that people get into this slave mindset where if they don't wage, they die.

>> No.29549628

5903 is the store number

>> No.29549669

did you just post this the second time?

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>> No.29549705

Oh shit you weren’t joking anon I’m sorry...

>> No.29549711

the fuck is this anon doing? stealing shit from work to resell?

>> No.29549738

there's no way somebody smart couldn't build one of those for under a hundred dollars

>> No.29549752

Unironically tell them you must have ate something wrong because as you left the house you shat yourself and had to spend the afternoon on the toilet

>> No.29549759

This must have been why the stock went up so much!

>> No.29549760

Oh yes I know I worked at Walmart too before I got self employed. Based job unloading trucks. We’d joke around all day it was a blast. Managers made over 100k if I remember correctly. Nearing 200k. But fuck waging.

>> No.29549771

>The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

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dont have any other obligations, quit corporate IT four years ago to sell on ebay FT. dont mind road trips, its the only time i get to smoke in winter.
selling literally everything. individuals, sets, boxes, the toy packs full of stickers and shit, etc.

>> No.29549805

Wow its already BRAP day. I want Adam to give me some with that BRAPPER

>> No.29549810

the solution is to hunt them down and kill them

>> No.29549842

I rather die.

>> No.29549864

nice, that sounds fun.

i'm actually looking into it now, and, well, prices are tanking HARD for singles, aside from holofoils of the notables, like the starters and that pikachu obviously.

i think your best bet from now on is to keep the packs unopened and sell those.

enjoy man, sounds fun. road trips are great. smoke a great stogie for me this upcoming weekend and jam out to some rocking tunes.

>> No.29549885

5904 is the store number, not number of "online compliments"

>> No.29549889

kek /they/ thought the robots would work for /them/

>> No.29549910

Because grandma might get the food anon and you wouldn’t want that now would you? Just sacrifice your youth and opportunities so boomer can keep their mansions and lifestyles.

Think of other people asshole.

>> No.29549950

Most of them don't have children, hence why they need interaction. And it'll be far more common in the coming years.

>> No.29549954

no one's tried to scam me yet. only had two damage claims out of ~400 sales and they were insured.
happy meals are like 3 bucks dude, just grab whatever you can afford.

>> No.29549956

Wow this "job" seems pretty cool. How exactly do you make sure to make a sustainable income?

>> No.29549966

then hes og

>> No.29549970

what the fuck, replaced by diversity hire?

>> No.29549997

The absolute state. I remember being young and naive, buying into work experience, unpaid internships and the like. If there were any justice in this world people who say they'll pay you in exposure would be lined up against a wall. Not saying that this picture is precisely that, just reminded me. Don't let anyone steal your time bros.

>> No.29550015

This thread made me throw my entire emergencyfund into crypto

>> No.29550034

Wow we’re the same, there’s literally at least two of us.

>> No.29550051

Maybe Gart is her last name.
Mrs Gertrude Gart.

>> No.29550065

Would seem like a good idea but I'm literally heavily invested right now to the point Im likely going to have to sell off some investments a bit before the time i do taxes so i can pay tax man the taxes on last years gains.

>> No.29550069

i sure hope so

>> No.29550093

i enjoy making life more miserable for others. i wasnt always this way, but a lifetime of negative experiences with other people has caused me to want them to enter a bathroom stall to find my piss and shit everywhere.

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>> No.29550113

Probably start by working produce department

T. Worked vons produce department for 6 months, extremely chill job, chopped fruits and veggies for fresh cut, made fresh guacamole, ate it

>> No.29550117

fuk man. i see the few hype dudes on my IG story posting stacks of their cards and i know i should have hopped on at least a little but i cringed myself out of it. do you just follow hypebeasts and nerd collectors on social or what?

>> No.29550124

Can confirm

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>> No.29550163

You guys are right. Thank you frens. I'll get it next time and if they don't want me after an honest mistake, their loss because I'm usually damn good at what I do.

>> No.29550220

I know the feeling anon. Just start applying as a gay/ trans or whatever bullshit they have in the online application. ((they)) set this game up, so we will play it. Yet to work but I’m going to keep applying as one. Give it a try.

But yes you’re right women get wayyyyy more ahead than most women in low-mid tier jobs. It’s because the top usually men are afraid you will take there job. That’s literally it.

>> No.29550272

Requesting wojak template pl0x

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spend too much time on the internet and be aware of trends. i made six figures selling hot sauce when hot ones blew up on YT.

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Pic related

Might give it a shot although im losing most hope at getting a job at this point. Does sound relaxed though.

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>> No.29550325

same "job" as you have right now dingus. you're investing in magical internet coins. that anon is investing in real assets. collectables and shit

>> No.29550344

>ITcuck goes from being a corporate drone to buying mcdonalds to resell children cards
you really cannot make this shit up. peak burgerica

>> No.29550365

i woke up hungover and looked at my phone. saw a hundred normie single moms on facebook talking about it and immediately went to mickys.

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>But I highly double
Yes you are high.

>> No.29550398

This would be especially painful if there was no music playing, only nervous laughter and the squeaking of shoes on waxed Walmart floor.

>> No.29550509

Thanks for the info but im not quite attuned with that stuff. I seem to be better at catching a trending stock before it does. Except i almost always get impatient before it moons and sell. At this point im playing the patient game and just trying to figure something out as its getting pretty bleak for me.

>> No.29550526

Depends on the country. In Ausfagland old folks who would be otherwise destitute get given a small house by the government. A department called the Housing Trust acts as landlord. There's no rent as such because these people are on the government pension anyway. Then they get more and more assistance as required.

>> No.29550626

it's collectibles stuff. comic books, baseball cards. categorically speaking, this is an investible class as well, real assets. the same thing as one would find things like fine art, statues, paintings, etc. currently card games like magic and pokemon are on the up and up in terms of popularity and value as a long term investing vehicle. look at vintage magic cards for example; 20-25 years ago you could buy a black lotus magic card for like, 300 bucks. today you can't find one for under 10,000 online.

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>> No.29550822

>this year’s event includes a rather unnerving TikTok challenge: make the best dance video, and your store can win the privilege of letting employees work for extra hours during Black Friday.

>> No.29550879

ah fuk this one got me kek

>> No.29550889

Yeah im familiar with them mainly pokemon as i really liked the card game when i was younger. Still want the base edition cards desu

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I can't believe the tax payer has to pay just to keep actual subhumans alive just to shit their pants and get their gross snot covered hands everywhere from cradle to grave. Actually a clown world.

>> No.29550939

Just slide the whole mess into a bucket and fish out the dollars.

>> No.29550957

that's uncle ted

>> No.29550986

Unironically and undeniably this.

>> No.29551034

The Neolithic Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for mankind.

>> No.29551084

Try communism and you’ll be dreaming of even the crony version of capitalism. Or read a book about life in commie states

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Americans need to learn to pee in loo

>> No.29551149

Gween tea

>> No.29551170

Kleros assures a wage-free life. The only waging will be sucking up all dat EEF.

>> No.29551258

Jesus. Women were a mistake.

>> No.29551322

It is. Disgraceful.

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My sides

>> No.29551350

Solution is they just dump it in the bin that they throw all the dirty dishes in when they clean the table

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>> No.29551356
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Exactly. Anyone who would do this and genuinely find it funny has internal incongruencies. I know the type well

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This is inhumane.
fucking hell

>> No.29551448

lane of the free

>> No.29551508

What are you? A nigger?

>> No.29551527

yes he's trying to block them from videoing the photograph you can buy at the end of a roller coaster

>> No.29551531

Probably gonna do butt stuff with it

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What do retarded people spend their paycheck on? What shit are retarded people buying?

>> No.29551591

You think it's still profitable if I were to pickup like 20 happy meals tomorrow?

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a variation of this: was a class clown in high school, kids would give me money to eat. i'd bring it back in after shitting it out a few days later and spend it in the cafeteria. my whole class knew about it and never told the lunch lady or other faculty.

>> No.29551604

Same stuff as you and me

>> No.29551622

>nooooooo you’ve gotta pay my jewish overlords $30 for a printout

>> No.29551643

Yeah ok, I can do that while hodling BNB and shitposting on 4chan, really.

>> No.29551694

I used to work at a Home Depot and it’s just corporate speak to make you feel valued. The cult like behaviour from some of the workers there was disgusting. Corporate loyalty is so so cringe.

>> No.29551716

A shitcoin trader ahead of his time, right here.

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>> No.29551736

Do usd bills stay undigested when pooped out?

>> No.29551760

What’s this about

>> No.29551765

Nice fart chambers

>> No.29551820

They're made of cotton blend so yeah

>> No.29551833


>> No.29551896

maybe. my pricing hasn't changed since i started. my shit sells for 2x-3x most other sellers because i'm a top rated store with 100% positive history, professional looking listings and know how to optimize keywords/promotions/etc.

>> No.29551917

Receiving was lowkey fun as fuck and an easy money maker since the hours would fly by and you'd get a good amount more than the cashiers or sales associates. Managers used to kill it at Walmart and a lot of them that I knew had very solid work life balances too. Though anyone below like you said fucking sucks after a while and everything gets old fast.

>> No.29552035

goes very well with metal actually

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>> No.29552099

The Crypto Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for mankind.

>> No.29552113

>that wagie on the far left not dancing

>'hey goyim, can you come up to my office? We need to discuss your attitude during the team daily stand up'

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yep, just discolored. the coins actually looked pretty cool after soaking in stomach acid. looked like they had been adonized or something.

legitimately kek'd amazing insight there

>> No.29552183

no but i am a pisser and shitter of bathrooms. i am the shit and piss that lurks when you're waging at the cash register. i am the call on the intercom that instructs you to report for dootie duty. i am the night.

>> No.29552339

If you don't have children... there really is no point in living when you're that old

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No fucking way is this real. Someone actually engineered the holder equipment for this lmfao

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saw this the other day
genuinely can't think of a worse job in the western world

>> No.29552459

one day you will be caught in the act by a customer, and you will be arrested for public indecency and hordes of other misdemeanors.

>> No.29552504

i assumed he was giving it a bit of spinning action.

>> No.29552512

>wageslaving is horrible and being a NEET/making it is far superior
>wageslavery should not exist, wasting a third of your life to pay rent is fucked
>I'm going to piss all over this bathroom and never tip anyone
?????? The dude cleaning that up could be going home to browse biz and buy more linkies. Hating wageslavery and acting like a child in public and mutually exclusive

>> No.29552537

I actually have 2 wagie jobs as a hobby literally dont care about money, just hanging out with friends. On 2nd job i didnt collected my money in like a year lmao.

>> No.29552585

how long have you been doing this? do you think it's a good idea to be getting in on it right now?

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that will not happen fren, for as the shit ninja, i know how to avoid such scenarios. simply put; i do all my damage within the stall, safe from prying eyes. you may continue seething now, and i will continue shitting and pissing and making a horrid mess in all public restrooms that i encounter xD

>> No.29552598

Ted Kacznyski aka the Unabomber. His entire manifesto can be boiled down to >>29549771 and he had a very great dream. If Communism is Pepsi, Ted would be Coke with the cocaine

>> No.29552641

but pissing and shitting everywhere and not tipping is the best way to wake wagies up to the injustice of this world. they are the gears that let this clown society continue existing in the first place.

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>pee poo and pepe

>> No.29552673

this is like that weird bdsm furniture fetish where one acts as a table or something I have no idea what's it called, but I bet the guy who came up with the idea has it

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I see Marty is donning his comfy blanket. Impressive.

>> No.29552781

Set up a brokerage account and wait for a crash. Invest in indexes for diverse portfolio.

>> No.29552872

And before someone starts bullshitting, mt coworker invested in some stock in our native market and he is at 4x the initial investment.
I'm jelly as fuck because I started on the top and now norhing ia certain.

>> No.29552894

Imagine sitting there and hearing people laughing and having fun through that pipe.

>> No.29552962

Its about opening wagies eyes so they too can escape eventually

>> No.29552979

this wagie died at work and was found 10 years after that behind the fridge

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rent, bills, food.

>> No.29553004

You can buy vegetables in burgerland ?

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i seethe not, i am simply disgusted and disturbed. I'm a formie wagie, but even as a regular customer sometimes a man needs to take a shit in public. I long for a world where I don't need to wipe down toilets and sit on top of toilet paper to avoid the unpleasanties animals like you unleash onto this cruel world. damn you shit ninja, damn you. damn and your entire ilk. I hope one day you slip in your piss and it all comes spraying in your face.

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hey i took that pic. amazon was a fuckin shit hole. glad i quit in december

>> No.29553155

abt two weeks, getting another 1800 cards coming tomorrow so it better hold up for a few more days. even if they're totally worthless tomorrow, I'll still have made nearly 3x.
like i said, my prices haven't changed since i started and im not really seeing meaningful changes to my sales over time, but that's prob because of my top rated status.
there's been plenty of people pay $20 for a card only to message me after it's shipped, upset that they found one for $5 the next day. i don't offer refunds and everything is insured if they know how to do forced return scams.
honestly, i wouldn't recommend unless you have an account in good standing and know how to optimize shipping/fees/promotions and have a lot of free time/space to sort through and package everything. yeah, im clearing $500+ profit daily but i'm spending 10+ hours packaging and managing sales.

>> No.29553299

plus booze, cigs and maybe drugs

then car and fines

>> No.29553311

I don't even let my employer take pictures of me.

>> No.29553314

I fucking hate this retard.

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good on you for getting outta there. my mom keeps telling me i should work at the local fullfilment center since i have an IT background. she doesn't get it.

>> No.29553412

These guys unironically needs to be sterilized

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>> No.29553659

Have you taken the S.W.E.A.T. Pledge /biz/?

>> No.29553772

fuk that. literally any position there is fucking shit. more so now with all the gay covid restrictions, literally every aspect of it sucks, youd make more money doing uber. but youre good with reselling man, parents just dont understand how something like that could be profitable. your mom probably equates your earnings to a garage sale because thats how its seen from a generational standpoint

>> No.29554031

idk theres something comfy about being completely clean inside that suit while everything around you is disgusting and dirty

>> No.29554060

she thinks every job at amazon = IT.
>equates your earnings to a garage sale
totally, i've been flipping shit for decades making more than most family members, but she still thinks im broke cause my credit card is always maxed. i pay it off every month and fucking debt leverage. she has an MBA, not sure how she doesn't understand what im doing.

>> No.29554206

>its only 4 for $1
it should be $1 for 4, fucking americans

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I don't know why this makes me laugh so much

>> No.29554425

Is marty dare I say it ((ourguy))

>> No.29554473

the progression to the wagie cage, this one has wheels, the next one won’t

>> No.29554547

i am the reason you had to clean toilets. i am the shit and piss you have nightmares about.

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no, you unironically need to get back to work, break time is over and another public toilet needs to be cleaned because i shidded and peed and all over it lol.

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