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>Trying to invest wisely & save for the future
>Spend $600 a month on hookers so I don't become a born again virgin

>> No.29610656

>>29610575
Have you tried not being a ugly fat ass? I can go to the mall any day of the week and pull hoes

>> No.29611432

>>29610575
I could never resort to prostitutes to end the virginity curse. It would destroy my soul and make me feel even more worthless.

>> No.29611866

>>29610575
how much play do you get for 600?
do you use a condom?

>> No.29611907

>>29611432
>I could never resort to prostitutes to end the virginity curse. It

Your first time is different vs any other time. I lost mind on prom night. You should wait for a GF, any other time is good for a hooker

>> No.29612102

>>29611907
How long should I wait though? The older I get the less emphasis I put on physicality as opposed to companionship. It's fucking depressing being alone.

>> No.29612291

>>29610656
If you'd been to a mall in the last 10 years you would know they are dead as fuck now

>> No.29612557

>>29611907
I don't know anymore. I'd like to wait but I feel really autistic and incapable of finding a girlfriend. I'm already 20, next thing I know I'll be just like some of the 40 year olds here who still havent met a girl.

>> No.29612745

>>29610575
Cheaper than a girlfriend, good financial sense IMO.

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>>29610575
keep your eyes on ChainGuardians for beautiful bitches. this unique anime NFT shit will make ma every fren a richy chad

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TON is one of the top 10 trending cryptos rn.. Tokamak Network will be the best L2 solution with its freaking tech. Buy some and hodl tight for nice hookers

>> No.29613796

>>29612102
>How long should I wait though? The older I get the less emphasis I put on physicality as opposed to companionship. It's fucking depressing being alone.

How old are you? You never dated in your teens? 20s?

>>29612557
>I'd like to wait but I feel really autistic and incapable of finding a girlfriend.

I guess that's different but still, You should try