am i the last neet on this fucking board?

[Anonymous No.29688845]

like truly the last one? i was just in a thread where anons were discussing their employment and EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM had a fucking job? like what the fuck? what happened bros, when were we doing that? i am an ACTUAL basement dweller who was kicked from school shortly before i finished my degree so i have no education and by extension no career prospects. i’m not fucking working at domino’s fuck that i’d rather die.

NEETs of biz show yourselves

[Anonymous No.29688966]

>>29688845
We got jobs to get money for link

[Anonymous No.29689085]

FUCK WAGIES

[Anonymous No.29689102]

neet reporting in
never had a job and at this point its too late for me to try to enter the market
id rather live in a tent than work some cuck job anyway

[Anonymous No.29689149]

nah fren you aint alone, i'm a neet too
fuck the wagies, we are gonna make it with shitcoins without ever working a single day

[Anonymous No.29689181]

>>29688845
Fellow NEET here.
If only you knew how comfy things really were.

[Anonymous No.29689206]

>>29688845
we're here, but the shame keeps us quiet

[Anonymous No.29689208]

Hello fren

[Anonymous No.29689240]

>>29688845
work as a night auditor in a hotel, you'll deal with the occasional crackhead but you'll be able to shitpost on 4chan all night and get paid for it

[Anonymous No.29689316]

>>29688845
I have no education either so I work as a web developer working from home doing nothing all day.
Not great, not horrible.

[Anonymous No.29689361]

NEET here, worked 1 year in a factory, worst thing in my life ever

Got some good cash tho. I wish I'd knew about investing earlier, could have made so much more money

[Anonymous No.29689447]

>>29688966
i caved in in 2019 and got a job for the bear market. it wasn’t bad, i was a kitchen manager for a sushi restaurant and kind of enjoyed it. i fucking ran that shit and after a year of putting up with so much of the owner’s shit, he tried me for the last time and so i told him he needs to stop making business decisions based on his emotions because it creates more work for me and the FOH managers. guess what he did then? fired me a week later because i was “drinking a beer”. i will NEVER return to this piece of shit workforce and be cucked ever again

[Anonymous No.29689458]

>>29688845
Dropped out at 13, never had a job, never had a gf, stopped leaving the house about 5 year ago. I'm with you anon, only i'm in the attic.

[Anonymous No.29689719]

reporting in. i have watched rms eat toejam and i know what touhou is. /pol/ boomers and redditors destroyed our last refuge.

[Anonymous No.29689721]

>>29688845
Had a job, got laid off, fell into the comfy NEET life again, think I'll stay this time and bank on day trading

[Anonymous No.29689729]

>>29689085
>>29689102
>>29689149
>>29689181
>>29689206
>>29689208
>>29689240
>>29689316
>>29689361
>>29689458
frens.

[Anonymous No.29689850]

>>29688845
Can you be a NEET if you have two degrees, but haven't worked in a year, and have been living off small yet consistent crypto gains you got from throwing less than 5K into the market over the past 3 years while just swing trading to pay rent?

[Anonymous No.29689898]

>>29689316
do people really hire some random faggot with no degree to do their website?

[Anonymous No.29689971]

>>29688845
No

At the end of the year i wanna go the nomad life tho. Plan to set up an LLC and get some tourist visas in Asia, wanna come?

[Anonymous No.29690008]

>>29689850
NEET's a contextual label, if you're Not Employed, being Educated or Trained, you're welcome to come join us for tendies fren

[Anonymous No.29690075]

>>29689898
It is so fucking easy, trust me

[Anonymous No.29690217]

We should put you all in labour camps cycling to mine crypto.

[Anonymous No.29690232]

Unironically like in a basement, but I also have the privilege to pay 1,000 for it

if I didn't buy chainlink at $1 I'd be pretty much homeless

[Anonymous No.29690254]

I gave up neetdom to have decent starting investment money, will probably go back after a solid year or two, should make 20-40k.

[Anonymous No.29690255]

>>29689447
don't let one shitty boss bring you down, like with anything there are cool people and there are dicks

[Anonymous No.29690289]

>>29689898
Sysadmin and programmer here
Yes, webwork is piss easy and anyone asking for a degree for a webdev has no clue what they're looking for
You don't higher an engineer to put together wheelbarrows, you don't higher a computer scientist to build websites

[Anonymous No.29690322]

>>29689898
Look at the websites for businesses in your local area. Most of them will just be default wordpress templates that are set up by some agency outsourcing the work through fiverr. The others are made by people who are referred to as "being good with computers".

[Anonymous No.29690367]

>>29688845
wheelieboi neet poorfag checking in

[Anonymous No.29690387]

>>29690008
Sweet! Feeling proud now.

[Anonymous No.29690398]

>>29690075
How much do you make?
I have a information systems/CS bsc from uni
Wanna do that too while traveling a few years

[Anonymous No.29690405]

>>29688845
Just get a security job where you just man a booth, lots of downtime to trade while you work. It will pay your bills and some and you can keep your trading profits on your account.

[Anonymous No.29690638]

>>29688845
NEET here, made tons off RBC and Biden is still paying me 1grand every two weeks for FREE even though the last time I had a job was years ago.
Thanks wagies! someone has to pay after all!

[Anonymous No.29690857]

>>29689971
Let me join you fellow chad, I plan to bug out of this USA shithole once Tourist visa's return too

[Anonymous No.29690922]

>>29689971
i absolutely want to come. i have nobody here who loves or cares about me anymore. i’m too much of a burden and shame to my family and my friends all think i’ve grown into a wildly lazy nobody who is too depressed to be around. which is true, but it means they don’t want anything to do with me anymore.
>>29690232
congrats on the buy. i bought link at 20c and sold at 60c to all in REQ. which is why i’m still here
>>29690255
you’re right. i think i’m just too retarded and lazy with dead self esteem due to where i am in life and comparing me now to me a few years ago where i was killing it

[Anonymous No.29691034]

>>29688845
i'm getting my master's and i run a volunteer organization but i have been unemployed for almost a year because of coronavirus. hoping this stimulus act gets passed so i can keep my streak going.

getting fired was the best thing i've ever done, i made some good crypto investments and turned my coronabux from about 20k into like 110k-120k depending on the day

[Anonymous No.29691050]

Im 27 and worked for 3 months in my whole life as an electrician. Absolutely hated every second of it. Im not planning to work for an employer ever again i'd rather die or rob a bank and get jailed

[Anonymous No.29691177]

>>29690922
and by extension my social anxiety has gotten so bad that i can’t even interact with an employee in a drive thru. i just get pasta to last 2 weeks and not show up to the grocery store or anywhere else again in that time. even if i wanted to get a job i just couldn’t.

[Anonymous No.29692183]

>>29690922
read the wisdom of life by schopenhauer my dude, there are unironically more important things that money

[Anonymous No.29692248]

>>29688845
based NEETS. NEETS are still here and always will be.

[Anonymous No.29692325]

>>29688845
I've been a neet for a year again... Gonna go job-hunting soon, I promise.

[Anonymous No.29692527]

>>29692183
thanks anon. i’ll check it out

[Anonymous No.29692612]

I’ve worked most of my life doing physical labor (landscaping, eventually into roofing) and I also worked at Target for like 2 years. Gf died in a car accident Christmas Day 2019 and I’ve been sitting on unemployment checks since thanks to COVID. I will never work for anyone again, only myself.

[Anonymous No.29692685]

>>29688845
NEET here, feels like a waste of life though.

[Anonymous No.29692778]

>>29691177
You can get out of that feedback loop man. I learned this from movies when you hear Italians say "act like a man." You just act like a man, not necessarily an Italian man but a man who meets his suffering with eye contact and a wifebeater and baseball bat.

[Anonymous No.29692781]

it's comfy not working
maybe I become a monk

[Anonymous No.29692970]

>>29689102
So who’s fronting all the money for your lifestyle?

[Anonymous No.29693364]

>>29692778
And then in What About Bob with Bill Murray and Richard Dreyfus, it just takes baby steps. Maybe it's Reddit but it works.

[Anonymous No.29693407]

Never too late to get a job. Literally just make it all up, when the number/email for your reference doesn't work (nobody ever checks but just in case) just tell them that's the last one you had for them and look puzzled.

[Anonymous No.29693538]

>>29688845
I am technically no longer a NEET, I used to be /r9k/ tier.
I got a comfy disabled gf and became her caregiver (basically get paid by the state to take care of her.)

[Anonymous No.29693630]

>>29692612
>Gf died in a car accident Christmas Day 2019
holy shit dude, that must really really suck

[Anonymous No.29693836]

>>29689149
Ever since covid made it a lot easier to get a WFH job, there's not much benefit to NEET. I get paid $80k to basically answer a couple of emails a day and do like 2 hours of actual work a week in my pajamas. I spend most of the day here while having more money to invest in shitcoins too.

[Anonymous No.29693920]

>>29693407
yeah, i think the reason neets stay neet is because they don't know what to say when asked about their lack of work experience
if it's some entry level job just make up some basic shit, nobody cares, the only thing they're worried about is if you're on drugs or are actually gonna show up and not fuck them

[Anonymous No.29693930]

>>29689361
You invested in what fellow anon

[Anonymous No.29694140]

>>29688845
being a NEET is retarded. You can either A. Spend all day at home, buy shit coins with your measly stipend from the government, get tricked by paneers 24/7 because you have no social skills and cannot determine if someone is scamming you or not or B. WFH (do maybe about 10 hours worth of work from home), make 6 figs, invest even more money into coins and make it even faster, as well as be able to avoid scams because you have real life social experience.

Tough choice..

[Anonymous No.29694224]

I spend all time at home but I'm sick so i got an excuse lol

[Anonymous No.29694229]

>>29688845
Nah I haven't worked in years.

[Anonymous No.29694292]

>>29688845
lol no, I'm a student

[Anonymous No.29694388]

Fren neets, what do you do to keep yourself happy? Even if I was a millionaire, I already have the things I want (pc and car). Luxury doesnt appeal to me at all. As a kid I always dreamt about having to do nothing at all and being my own boss, now I can litterally do everything I want whenever I want but I dont want to do anything. I go to sleep at 6-8am and sleep untill 4-6 pm just to wake up, smoke weed and scroll between my +300 game library. My house is dump because cleaning feels like a waste of time even though i have nothing to do

[Anonymous No.29694569]

i got a job but i still feel like a NEET. it's just to get money for crypto and stocks. keep being awesome NEET frens. when i make it you're all invited

[Anonymous No.29694576]

The other neets bought chainlink and stopped posting here because they made it and left you behind.

[Anonymous No.29694610]

>>29691177
you need to gradually increase exposure anon

[Anonymous No.29694615]

Been neet since March 2020 and on that COVID-UI. All I do is lift, play vidya, fuck, and stare at crypto charts. I don't think I can re-integrate back into society at this point. Benefits might run out soon, but I've got about 4k USD left to live off until the next benefit year (April 2021). Fuck waging

[Anonymous No.29695016]

>>29693630
It’s been a disaster for a while now. Proposal, wedding, left afterwards all planned in my head and surely headed that way, all stopped by an old drunk woman who gets released after 9 months. Far from a good time, learning a lot from it though and in the end that’s all you get. Poor af, cut all ties with most friends and family, spending all my money making her marker look nice. Nothing else feels right, but it makes her friends and family happy seeing healthy foliage and keeps the image of that place a little bit nicer so people will visit it more often since it’s in the middle of fucking nowhere. So it goes. Learn from everything.

[Anonymous No.29695186]

>>29688845
I was an edgy NEET after HS.
Now I work warehouse part time besides school.
I look at my pathetic self and my beliefs this board instilled in me. The other coworkers are obviously distant because I was a sheltered idiot. But still I make progress here and there. I do not even give a fuck about the money. I lost my coworkers yearly salary in the crypto crash couple days ago.
Also working is not that bad. I am thankful for the perspective. I also learned to get rid of the black and white thinking. I got perspective and not everything is that bad as portrayed here. Obviously I wont work there forever but my main goal is to actually hold a conversation with strangers, able to relate make connections etc. All you guys that already gave up on live and plan to live a sheltered isolated life, never breaking the this devils circle, I would advise to get your head out of your ass. I am serious.

[Anonymous No.29695218]

>>29689898
Nigger, the concept of a website is less than a generation old. This shit is magic to most people, and every business needs a court wizard to help them navigate the strange new world. Much like ancient court wizards, we just light some shit on fire and wave our arms around to look busy, then jerk it in the Quebec's chamberpot the rest of the year.

[Anonymous No.29695485]

>>29694615
How are you managing to fuck during this covid situation? I had to move of my city, rents skyrocketed.

[Anonymous No.29695534]

>>29688845
im here fren

[Anonymous No.29695644]

>>29694388
you have to get into literature and philosophy and history and idea artistic type stuff and go outside more and have a good gf and learn to have fun irl, focus on your health and learn to cook and exercise, video games and weed and staying inside are never gonna bring much happiness in the long run

[Anonymous No.29695839]

>>29688845
How am I supposed to buy shitcoins? I need to work so I retire by 30.

[Anonymous No.29696941]

>>29695016
wish the best for you and i hope you don't fall for the spook of feeling ashamed to be happy again, when it comes on its own it's pure and you should not question it, there is no correlation between your happiness and your love for her, you know it's what she would want and what you would want for her if the situation was reversed

[Anonymous No.29696995]

im neet

[Anonymous No.29697132]

>>29695016
also fuck atheistfags who say there's nothing to the concept of an afterlife, everything is weird as fuck and even weirder than we think we know, nobody knows anything

[Anonymous No.29697223]

You were in the same thread I just left. Fuck that. I graduated with my bachelors in political science two Mays ago, worked in a deli for four years, and left because of coronavirus and stagnation in June. Been getting that government funny money ever since, and it pays more than my job ever did in almost half a decade.

I do want to get into online content creation though. Writing, podcasting, that sort of thing.

Half the jobs the people in that other thread claimed to have sound boring, miserable, or both.

[Anonymous No.29697285]

>>29689898
i unironically work like 1 hour a day in a fulltime job in IT. they don't notice

[Anonymous No.29697347]

>>29693836
What kind of job is it? What qualifications. If I had to do banal meaningless work I’d prefer something like this.

I just don’t want to be a slave.

[Anonymous No.29697378]

>>29695839
Mine them while you work

[Anonymous No.29697547]

>>29689102
Same, need for 20 years now and not even living with the rents. Was homeless at 17 and never invested in the system.
t. 37

[Anonymous No.29697554]

>>29688845
31 y/o neet since 16 y/o, living comfy

[Anonymous No.29697609]

>>29697223
it seems like the best jobs are the ones where you can daydream a little

[Anonymous No.29697648]

>>29695485
Pretty easy, just tinder. I live in a small white college town in northern USA. My rent is only 215/mo

[Anonymous No.29697719]

>>29697132
Based.

[Anonymous No.29697830]

>>29697609
Now imagine how good it would be to daydream for a living...

[Anonymous No.29697933]

>>29688845
NEET since 1 month here. Gonna go to the wage cage again in a few months probably unless my "investments" moon. Fuck the wagecage though. Especially now that the goverment steals my money by minting so many new tokens.

[Anonymous No.29697942]

>>29696941
>>29697132
really appreciate that, bro. It’s funny you mention the feeling shameful for feeling happy thing cuz it’s hard not to when the day isn’t particularly bad and you feel alright, then the flood of thoughts come in. It really hasn’t gotten a lot better, but in time I guess it will, every day so far has just been a different version of the same battle and that’s all any of this really is I guess but still. Hoping for a better future, maybe one somewhere else where we can meet again.

[Anonymous No.29698050]

>>29697933
Taxes are used only for evil purposes nowadays. I have no problem stealing from banks, credit unions, government, or corporations. I'm ready to absolutely fuck the system in any way possible to continue living life by my own terms.

[Anonymous No.29698061]

>>29688845
No I'm a NEET too. Never getting a job, working is losing. NEET life is the only life for me

[Anonymous No.29698240]

>>29688845
Is 43k a good living wage? Guys pls answer

[Anonymous No.29698306]

>>29688845
there's no point for NEETs to stay on /biz/. everything we do relies on having disposable income.

why are you here? what are you doing here that's actually /biz/ related?

[Anonymous No.29698428]

>>29698240
in the USA, no it's nearly poverty. in eastern europe it probably slaps

[Anonymous No.29698438]

>>29688845
I'm a proud neet. Feels good knowing I'm now superior to most of this board. /biz/ used to be full of fellow NEETchads

[Anonymous No.29698536]

>>29698428
:(
Fucking Midwest

[Anonymous No.29698595]

>>29698306
yeah i bet 90% of neets here who go all in with the little bit of money they have get fucked in the end, 90% of the remaining 10% that got lucky and made money off of chainlink or something are probably going to get fucked too unless they've already cashed out

[Anonymous No.29698703]

>>29698428
I only just graduated, and it took me 2 years to land a relevant entry level job. Another year of two where I’m at, and I’ll be eligible for a better role

[Anonymous No.29698718]

>>29698240
depends on where you live but yeah probably if you're not retarded enough to try to live the boomer lifestyle, if you have the basic essentials and have enough money to save for the future then most of the things that actually matter are free

[Anonymous No.29698832]

>>29698240
>>29698718
besides traveling, that can be somewhat expensive but just stay in motel 6 (they're fine) and don't buy a bunch of bullshit

[Anonymous No.29698999]

>>29689447
>fired me a week later because i was “drinking a beer

So were you drinking on the job or not?

[Anonymous No.29699144]

what happens when mom dies

[Anonymous No.29699218]

King NEET reporting in. at 25 years old yesterday, i've been fired from every single job ive ever had, ive failed over 10 college courses, i started an LLC which failed, I lost 60% in the stock market this year, im incel and I still have 60k. I cut my losses on PLTR today it will probably rocket tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.29699253]

>>29699144
moms never die

[Anonymous No.29699278]

>>29688845
Would u do a fake wedding for $50,000? Marry a viet girl and divorce her after a year?

[Anonymous No.29699479]

>>29699253
My mom died when I was 12

[Anonymous No.29699533]

am a neet and a loser

[Anonymous No.29699534]

>>29699218
Oh, and my LLC filing status triggered something on my unemployment from last summer, so now I have to pay it all back and I'm not allowed to get any more.

[Anonymous No.29699639]

>>29688845
All NEETS should invest in APU coins immidiately.
https://www.apucoinrocket.com/apucoin/

[Anonymous No.29699762]

NEET here, I got less than a year to make it on stocks or I'm done

[Anonymous No.29700050]

lol fuck working

[Anonymous No.29700089]

>>29698999
>bUt WeRe YoU dRiNkInG oN tHe JoB oR nOt?
yea, i was. everyone in my kitchen did but guess what? i and my staff did our fucking job and it ran like butter back there. i built that entire fucking restaurant’s human capital. did the interviewing. he was aware that i drank and that they drank as well, but again i never let it affect the quality of my work nor theirs. it’s a kitchen faggot. my point is i hurt his feelings by telling him he consolidates business and emotion and he fired me because his feelings got hurt. clearly you’ve never been in that industry much less a position of leadership

[Anonymous No.29700451]

>>29692527
yw
https://www.gutenberg.org/files/10741/10741-h/10741-h.htm

[Anonymous No.29700642]

>>29700089
my buddy worked in a kitchen where half the staff were on speed, seems intoxication isn't strange there

[Anonymous No.29700796]

>>29700089
>yea, i was
based

[Anonymous No.29701479]

>>29689898
"web developer" is a really broad term. It can mean you just put up some shitty WordPress site for a small business, or it can be working on massive stuff like YouTube or Facebook. The people on the latter usually have CS degrees and call themselves "software engineers" instead but you consider any work on webapps "web development", just depends how much you want to suck yourself off