>Just get a job in sales bro, only results matter

[Anonymous No.29792052]

Here's a glimpse into the absolute state of software

[Anonymous No.29792180]

>>29792052
do you guys role play at work?

[Anonymous No.29792228]

>>29792052
Salesniggers aren't human.

[Anonymous No.29792384]

>>29792052
>only results matter

In sales they do. If you were the top sales chad you'd hit 'Reply All' and tell him to go fuck himself.

[Anonymous No.29792455]

>>29792180
Basically pretend situations where you have to work a deal

[Anonymous No.29792473]

>>29792052
Why not just kill your soul by enthusiastically repeating mindless, meaningless jargon that ensures total conformity?

[Anonymous No.29792490]

>>29792052
is there a more of a rat race job than sales?

[Anonymous No.29792547]

>>29792473
Anon, that sounds like alt-right propaganda.

[Anonymous No.29792623]

>>29792384
Better yet it's a woman as the manager and the director is also a woman. Other manager was a guy, the one who's meeting I blew off

>>29792490
It can be extra cozy as long as you arent micromanaged like this yes

[Anonymous No.29792690]

>>29792052
role play is how you get better dumb ass. or would you rather look like a retard in front of a client? Lame, can't even wagie right. Just do everyone a favor and quit. You're on their radar now.

[Anonymous No.29792837]

>>29792623
>it's a woman

Don't open it, don't send the read receipt (I know they set one), just ignore it and the woman.
If you're a sales chad, you can do what you want. The Board of Directors would back up their top sales guy over some faggot manager risking their golden goose about some fucking training excercise.
Keep in mind, your name has to be number one on the board to do this.

[Anonymous No.29792838]

>>29792384
Pretty much this. Had a friend who was top of sales in our company get away with smoking meth at work with nothing but a slap on the wrist

[Anonymous No.29793199]

>>29792052
HAHAHA god your manager is a cunt, please post more

[Anonymous No.29793219]

>>29792690
Job is too easy and cozy to quit just yet, new management so this trash is to be expected from people trying to validate their useless jobs

>>29792837
This is correct and I bring them in more money than what they could find if I left, but it's a publicly traded tech company they let go of top performers all the time to virtue signal their culture

>>29792838
Based

[Anonymous No.29793308]

>>29792052
sounds so fucking gay

[Anonymous No.29793380]

>>29792490
No.

[Anonymous No.29793386]

>>29792623
I would never let a woman talk to me this way. When contradictions arise between nature and society, it's important to side with nature.

[Anonymous No.29793527]

>>29792052
I would actually quit instantly.

[Anonymous No.29793676]

Enthusiasm in sales is such bullshit. Management wants everyone upbeat and gung-ho to make deals or make field visits, but the people with a brain who approach prospecting or account management analytically are chided for being too “unenthusiastic” or “too flat.” The airhead cheerleader types who have completely inauthentic “chipper” personalities rise to the top, while the people who actually research their accounts and industry and approach things like a calm adult are reprimanded for not having their excitement at a 10 all the time.

[Anonymous No.29793704]

The only people who send emails where they have to CC director and other managers is someone who:
A.) Does not take you seriously
B.) Is terrible at their job and this is their way of proving they are good at 'working'

Very common from women 'managers' so can't say I'm surprised at that one.

[Anonymous No.29793714]

>>29792052
>Best
my ex used to end emails with this shit. fucking dumb NPC cunt. BEST WHAT?

[Anonymous No.29794043]

Idk lads I'm mid 20s and actualize over 6 fig a year and generally enjoy the clients I work with and helping their business. plus I only really work 10hrs a week and shitpost here and hit the gym the rest. Comfy wfh gig I will stick around with for maybe another year

Thought I'd share cause I know other anons prob go through it too, I used to think it was all memes but here we are

[Anonymous No.29794244]

>>29794043
what field?

[Anonymous No.29794438]

>>29793676
holy shit dude sound more like a fat ugly retard with glasses who drinks craft beer you literal simpsons comic book guy sounding faggot

[Anonymous No.29794914]

>>29793676
You have no fucking clue what you're talking about
If you meet and suprass your quota you're fine no matter your enthusiasm in trainings.
Utter retard

[Anonymous No.29795293]

>>29794043
you must have a good manager, most DSMs RSMs are idiots and force clock-punching

[Anonymous No.29795667]

Sales is a pretty cool job if you're ethical and have a good product. Most of the time though it seems like people just trying to scam someone to get a paycheck.

There's a reason that someone like Bob Tasca who focused much more on customer satisfaction than pure sales numbers became the top salesman at Ford and built numerous extremely lucrative dealerships based on that foundation of satisfaction.

[Anonymous No.29796074]

>>29792052
Last sales gig I had we had a ton of retarded meetings and would actually get yelled at for helping clients during the meetings.

>anon why are you on your laptop right now? we're in the middle of praising some guy with no numbers for making 200 "calls" a day, and I'm going to call a floor meeting in a bit to talk to everyone about white privilege
>im trying to get orders for this big client built so we can execute, they said if we execute these we'll get another 500 shipments from them next month
>close your laptop, if you can't handle this in non meeting time, you need to organize your time better, you only make 20 calls a day

the nigger was calling his kid's daycare an average of 125 times a day and sitting on hold to make it look like he was working and i was getting pulled aside because i skipped meetings to make more money. took a job in construction sales and havent missed that shit show since

[Anonymous No.29796326]

>>29794438
Kek at that response but it's fairly accurate, well you both are

You just have to be likeable and not a cuck and people will want to do business with you. Ultimately it's the bottom line of whether or not, it either saves them or makes them money

[Anonymous No.29796463]

>>29792052
Sounds like your results are ass if they can talk to you like that, try actually getting results bud

[Anonymous No.29796482]

>>29792052
>ever having a more than moderate expectations job
Take the frugalpill

[Anonymous No.29796770]

>>29796074
Yea this anon gets it, ironically it is construction sales as well so the clients are based but the corpo structure is pozzed

[Anonymous No.29797239]

>>29796770
no the pozzed job was freight sales, construction job is based. no calls tracking, small client list who give us as many medium sized jobs we can handle that require nothing but cookie cutter pricing from me, only "sales" i really do is schmoozing big contractors for giant jobs that give me a 20k-50k bonus payout once it finishes. it's construction so half of my clients are /pol/ tier politically

[Anonymous No.29797444]

>>29793676
You’ve rustled some jimmies anon

[Anonymous No.29797502]

>>29793219
Imagine being this delusional

[Anonymous No.29797542]

>>29792228
This

[Anonymous No.29797817]

>>29792052
You break my heart, you fucking slave. Have some dignity, for fuck's sake. Are you a man or are you a mule? How can you tolerate someone talking down to you like that? I don't know what evil brought you down to welcome such submission to tyranny as acceptable, but it is not. Any kind of job where you could express your God given autonomy, independence and creativity would be better than being their puppet, no matter the salary. You look lost in a machine that hates you. Why do you do this to yourself? Why do you let them treat you like a dog? Even a fucking NEET is more alive than you are. I love you, but I pity you.

[Anonymous No.29798395]

[Anonymous No.29798645]

>>29792228
But we do get paid so fuck you STEM fag

[Anonymous No.29798810]

I've worked sales all my life and pretty much have always exceeded my targets. I've had similar situations where I just threatened to walk. Only one time did they call my bluff, got work for their competitors 2 weeks later.

[Anonymous No.29799117]

>>29792455
>Basically pretend situations where you have to work a deal
Like fake IT tasks? What kind of company has time to have their employers pretend they're doing their jobs?

[Anonymous No.29799197]

>>29792052
what IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK is this clown world shit?

I pray this is some b8

[Anonymous No.29799419]

>>29797817
>>29792052

It wouldn’t be that difficult to simply write a response that puts this bitch in her place without putting yourself in a position to be fired. Grow some balls

[Anonymous No.29799539]

>>29792052
>literal LARPing
kek

[Anonymous No.29799632]

>>29795667
it's almost like happy customers are more likely to buy and recommend your stuff

[Anonymous No.29799681]

>>29792180
Everyday waging is bdsm role play when you’re master is a kike and you’re the obedient slave

[Anonymous No.29799897]

how the actual fuck do I get a sales job I've been looking for one for a few months now

zero experience btw

[Anonymous No.29799977]

>>29799419

The old "Sorry that you feel that way," never fails.

[Anonymous No.29800114]

It's great being in a role where I can tell my manager "No, I'm not going to do that".

[Anonymous No.29800237]

To all those, wondering no it is not a larp. I can cope with this situation and you can call me out, but honestly I was hoping for someone to make it a meme so I live forever on biz

[Anonymous No.29800309]

>>29800237
>this was a mandatory event that required enthusiastic participation

Was they key driver, sharing for the bros. WAGMI

[Anonymous No.29800329]

>>29799117
>Like fake tasks?
>pretend they're doing their jobs
kinda sus!

[Anonymous No.29800701]

>>29800237
wow dude you're pretty gay. I can see why that female took no issue with asserting dominance over you

[Anonymous No.29800803]

>>29792052
Can you even imagine putting up with this bullshit. I'd rather be Marty's bitch than deal with this on the daily.

[Anonymous No.29800809]

The Chad real estate agent
>Listens to nobody except his broker
>Broker just cares about getting his cut, as long as you make money he doesn't give a fuck
>Unlimited earnings potential
>Can decrease taxes by LLC fuckery once you become a broker
The Virgin sales agent
>Works for a company
>Clocked in
>Cage for wage
>Kill me