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How are you securing your seed phrase? Do you just write that down on a piece of paper?

>> No.29827679

>>29827571
On a piece of paper secure and it is also stored across several steam accounts all linked to different email addresses with all different passwords

>> No.29827706
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29827706

Not even gonna bother typing that in, I refuse to believe people are this stupid.

>> No.29827757

every 4chan thread is archived in a mossad database underneath dimona.
get FUCKED op

>> No.29827759

>>29827706
>longing stupidity
a bold choice anon

>> No.29827770

>>29827706
this scam has been around since 2017, they play dumb and post seed, you open it and find 1000$ worth of some token, you send eth manually to then extract the token, the scammer has a bot that extracts the eth before you could extract the token, etc...

>> No.29827795

>>29827571
I wonder how many people will try this one

>> No.29827800

1. Sneed
2. Seed
3. Feed
4. Formerly
5. Chuck
6. Suck
7. Fuck
8. We
9. Get
10. It
11. Hahaha
12. Because

>> No.29827822

>>29827571
i just got a hardware wallet. my plan is to put the seed phrase in its own code on paper and then rip it in two. give half to my mom. other half keep at my place. my bigger worry is that my pw is not that strong.

>> No.29827852

>>29827770
And what’s the point of the scam?

>> No.29827853

>>29827770
good looking out anon

>> No.29827867

>>29827770
What if you also have a bot that tries to extract the eth

>> No.29827879

>>29827571
I took a polaroid picture of it

>> No.29827888

>>29827822
Your mum is going to think it's some dungeons and dragons cheat code and throw it out anon

>> No.29827914

>>29827822
>give half to my mom.
oh dear, you just lost half your seed phrase

>> No.29827958

>>29827879
why do you need to take the picture? you've written that down

>> No.29828105

>>29827822
Find your seed in https://libraryofbabel.info/
Then just write down the numbers needed to find it, no one in their right mind would think those numbers are really for the library of babel

>> No.29828193

I prefer beggars over scammers, least they are upfront you aint getting anything out of it.

>> No.29828217

>>29827571
You write in all caps. Are you a veteran or in the military?

>> No.29828232
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29828232

>>29827852
because the scammers get the eth the victim sends in to get the shitty token.

Am I making myself clear or do I need to explain like your goddam 2.

>> No.29828234

>>29827958
Maybe I'll have a stoke and won't be able to read my bad handwriting, also I can check with 100% certainty that I haven't misspelled anything.

>> No.29828563

>>29827770
Lol there was one with fucking minereum in it I had the address somewhere from 2017.

I wish I could make one myself it's the most based scamming method there is.

>> No.29829113

>>29828232
why does the victim have to send eth?

>> No.29829143

>see alts got red
>prepare to buy low
>add extra money
>buy stupid trashtoken
>weep everywhere that he is stupid lmao

I can't see this anymore, lil boi look at ENQ, stop following this shitmodel. See nodes, mining other features. get income with no risk

>> No.29829155
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29829155

>>29827867

You might be on to something....

>> No.29829233

>>29827571
in my mother's safe, next to the gun

>> No.29829243

>>29827770
This is clever. But couldn’t you just write a smart contract that says “deposit ETH and use it to withdraw the coin in a single transaction”?

>> No.29829256

>>29829113
Go back.

>> No.29829261

>>29827571
i just have btc in robinhood

>> No.29829600

>>29827571
I have my seed phrase on a piece of laminated paper that is rolled up and placed into a metal 'tablet' that unscrews to reveal said laminated paper with seed phrase. I swallow the metal tablet every morning with breakfast and I carry on with my daily life and go to sleep with it in my stomach so that no one can ever steal it and it's with me at all times. Then in the morning when I need to shit I will shit into a bucket, find the metal tablet, clean it thoroughly and then swallow it again with the next day's breakfast. So the only time my seed phrase is potentially compromised is when it's covered in shit and in a bucket but I like to think that it being covered in shit is enough of a deterrent for any thief scumbag.

>> No.29829724

>>29829600
genius

>> No.29829729

>>29829600
you can swallow my seed too if you like anon

>> No.29829756

>>29829113
Go back to plebbit

>> No.29829799

>>29829600
The ultimate paranoia

>> No.29829864

>>29829256
>>29829756
I also want to know. Is it to pay for the gas fee or something?

>> No.29829874
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29829874

>>29827571
Put it in a safe. Take a picture of it too and put that pic in the safe
Also, if someone ip finds you, they know your seed phrase now. Change it

>> No.29830004

>>29829874
Wait a sec, I barely realized something. I've never used a cold wallet (Ik, shutup). Does that mean anyone can literally type in any random phrase on their own ledger and end up getting lucky enough to get random access? I thought you needed the physical ledger? Pretty sire there are email confirmations too along with google authenticator?

>> No.29830210

>>29829864
no it's the tip you leave in exchange for the erc20

>> No.29830281
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29830281

>>29827571
I also laminate the paper

>> No.29830292

>>29829874
2048^24, do the math

>> No.29830609

>>29827822
>hold on dear I know I have it somewhere
>I don't remember you giving me a phrase
>oh that paper with words I didnt think it was that important, can't you just make another one
>I just cleaned the whole house and I didnt see it anywhere. You must have taken it back

>> No.29830874
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>>29830609
This is exactly what will happen

>> No.29831110

>>29830004
multiply 2048 by itself 12 times. that's how many seed phrases there are.

>> No.29831246

>>29829233
>gun
>only has one. And your mom owns it.
>ngmi

>> No.29831297

>>29829233
You must be 18 to post here

>> No.29831329

>>29827571
Yeah mine are literally just written down in a notebook that's sitting on my desk right now. I also keep a lot of my crypto on exchanges because it's convenient for me.

>> No.29831559

>>29831329
What the hell did i blackout and type this comment?

>> No.29831748

>>29827571
I use two RFID chips to encrypt my phrases on so that both are needed to decrypt and then had one chip surgically implanted into my butthole and the other surgically implanted into the penis of man who lives far far away from me.

>> No.29832036

>>29829155
That's a man

>> No.29832124

>>29829113
Because it's out of eth you fucking hobbit. You need eth to get the coin out

>> No.29832160
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29832160

I'm growing a little concerned here. Is there a particular reason not one anon here has mentioned that they've MEMORIZED the passphrase to their fucking life savings?

>> No.29832177

>>29829243
The sophisticated versions of this already have a smart contract in the wallet that reroutes the eth to another wallet before it ever lands in the wallet

>> No.29832224

>>29827571
I sent it to myself on messenger lol. Hiding in plain sight. Even if i get hacked chanses are noobe is gonna scroll through hunderesds of chats, and even if they do, they woldnt recognize it as a seed.

>> No.29832225

>>29832160
Concussion

>> No.29832260

>>29829729
Kek

>> No.29832309

>>29830004
It would take hundreds of thousands of years to get one apparently.

But yeah it could actually happen

>> No.29832315

>>29832224
the hack could involve a sophisticated search for 24 words

>> No.29832383

>>29827770
hang on, wouldn't the bot end up just spending the scammed eth on gas when it withdrew it? zero sum game?

>> No.29832432

>>29832315
Maybe. But i figure the biggest risk is losing the seed. I know three people that have lost the key to their bitcoin, zero people that has gotten hacked

>> No.29832463

>>29832432
you could lose access to messenger

>> No.29832469

>>29832160
Why would anyone waste time memorizing a seed phrase? Are you guys really sending all your profits to just one cold wallet?

>> No.29832636

>>29832463
Already did once actually. Got the account back after i sent them a picture of me and my passport. I also have a piece of paper with the seed on though. But that is gone if my house burns down

>> No.29832764

>>29827571
You people are all idiots. Uneducated dregs. Fucking peasants.
Your seed should be your favourite passage from your favourite book.
> oh wow anon, gee thanks, I never thought of that.
God knows I really hate you all.
I refuse to believe that any of you have or ever will made it.
Sneed and feed? Dove and bricks? jfc anon, go unironically kill yourself.

>> No.29832788

>>29827571
You memorise it every day. After a month you burn the page. And keep memorising it every day.

>> No.29833004

>>29832160
>susceptible to torture and interrogation
Whats to stop the mafia from putting splints under you fingers for the code?
If you dont know it, the glowies cant extract it.

>> No.29833010
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29833010

I have mine stored in a Minecraft map where you have to travel 37 000 blocks in a certain direction where you will find torches placed in binary code which is the the seed phrase for my linkies. I have this map hosted everywhere. It has a parkour zone in the spawn so if anyone will download my map they will just fall for the parkour distraction.

>> No.29833094

>>29833004
They can torture you for the location then. If you've gotten to that level then you're fucked no matter what you do.

>> No.29833150

>>29832788
I wouldn't recommend burning the page, a hard copy is still valid in case you fuck up. You definitely do need to memorize it though.

>> No.29833175

I just put them into a Veracrypt vault inside an encrypted 7z file.

>> No.29833264

>>29828232
>your goddam 2
My goddam 2 what, anon? Don't leave me hanging like that bro... Finish the damn sentence already!

>> No.29833813

To any of you that don’t realize just how many private keys/ seed phrases there are, there’s literally more of them than there are atoms in the universe. The website that holds them has 904625697166532776746648320380374280100293470930272690489102837043110636675 pages with 128 per page. You would essentially be looking at every atom in the universe one by one until you find one that has an active wallet.

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>>29833813

>> No.29834005

My real plan for when I finally have fuck you money is to just have houses built and then stamp my seeds onto steel plates and bury them in the foundations. Would be super easy to do on the sly, nearly 100% disaster proof, and 0 chance of anyone finding out about them.

Only problem is if I wanted to cash out I'd have to bulldoze my house and then dig through the rubble with a metal detector.

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>>29827571

>> No.29834205

>>29833967
Very nice.