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Let's have some fun /biz/ without getting bogged down in the details of our potential journey.

Like the subject states, you made it. Here is the format, we want your made it net worth, region/country for curiosity and potential context, how you plan to use your disposable/investment money in the first year and tfw image (optional).

You can provide as much or as little detail as you want, try to stick to the rules.

Net worth:
Region:
The plan:

Potential trophy wife to get you started, have fun.

>> No.29876263

>>29876226
Anon... that’s a man...

>> No.29876277

>>29876226
that's a man

>> No.29876300

>>29876226
A man, that is.

>> No.29876328

>>29876277
>>29876300
digits confirm
also those tattoos are disgusting.

>> No.29876332
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29876332

>>29876263
>>29876277
Trophy husband*

>> No.29876362

>>29876226
Net worth: $2 Million
Region: Montana/Wyoming
The plan: live close to the national parks and enjoy nature while hoping that fucking yellowstone volcano goes off and takes me and my money with it

>> No.29876425

>>29876332
What is wrong with his eyes...

>> No.29876491

>>29876277
>>29876300
>>29876332
>>29876425
>>29876263
You're a Jew.

>> No.29876525

I want a warship, with caoons

>> No.29876573

>>29876491
No need to whip out your phone and samefag.

>> No.29876585

>>29876362
You are me

>> No.29876605
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29876605

>>29876226
You did not make it yet. Seek help or ngmi
https://youtu.be/SZjBtNTHcV8
https://youtu.be/_vr2HMH9M3A
https://youtu.be/1th4wLlbVY4

>> No.29876616

>>29876226
Name ASAP sauce idc If peeper or vee

>> No.29876720

>>29876362
i like this dude

>> No.29876770
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29876770

>>29876616
Sure, Diana Deets aka Coconutkitty143. I think she used to or still does play with her vee.

This thread's devolved in to hormonal responses and incel chanting. Nobody wants to pine over what they're going to do when they make it? Just one brave anon.

>> No.29876844

>>29876226
>>29876332
>Coomer making it

>> No.29877381

Net worth: 1 million euro
Region: Western Europe
Plan: Buy and rent 3 houses, retire at the age of 30 at sunny beaches all year round until I die.

>> No.29877642

>>29876332
She really wants you to look at her tits

>> No.29877666

>>29877642
she and I have a lot in common

>> No.29877709
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29877709

>>29876770

Scroll to the first posts of her face on Instagram. She's probably pushing 40. She filters her face to look 16. You're being fed a lie if you think she's hot. It's fine if you do, I do too. At the very least though, understand it's a farce.

>> No.29877852

>>29876226
>Net worth:
$1M USD
>Region:
Latin America
>The plan:
Buy an apartment with a seaside view and invest the rest in real state development (I'm an architect).

>> No.29877941

>>29877709
>At the very least though, understand it's a farce.
That's true of everything anyone has ever jerked off to.

>> No.29877954

>>29877709
>bookmarks of plebbit, Kamala Harris
we're all thinking you might need to go back immediately

>> No.29878234

>>29877642
>her

>> No.29879009

>>29877954
It’s the Babylon bee retard

>> No.29879054

>>29876616
who gives about that ugly bitch
>>29876332
What's her name?

>> No.29879163
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29879163

>>29879054
The same anon...

>> No.29879247

>>29876585
Literally me too. This is very weird.

>> No.29879360

>>29876226
that bitch is disgusting

>> No.29879381

2m
PNW innawoods
Have a sick van and travel the country dirtbiking I want to fully document every ORV area in the lower 48 and do adventure rides.

>> No.29880144

Enough to influence politics
Leaf land because I was born here although it's shit.
Influence politics to finally back against the jew and their hordes of subhumans. Also to develop and build this country. Restore some humanity and beauty.
That or build a cabin and fuck off.

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>>29880144
>>29879381
>>29877852
>>29877381
I see a lot of retirement and planning around how you'll spend the wealth and some of it is really great, reminds me of a happily ever after.

Nobody's mentioned anything about maintaining the wealth or creating an intergenerational foundation for it to be spread, although not a lot of anons have participated realistically.

Maybe tits are distracting everybody, pic not related.

>> No.29880592

>>29876226
Net worth: 60millon
Region: Switzerland or Estonia
The plan: Be a venture capitalist or angel investor on small companies, it could be crypto startups; I think Estonia and Switzerland and a great potential to become big hubs.

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>>29876226
Net worth:
500k
Region:
Somewhere low population density, mountainous, and forested.

The plan:

I will make everything myself and live entirely off of my land.
I plan on using about 300k to buy my land, and keep the rest invested.
my home will be a simple log cabin made from resources on my land.
I'll ideally have a short, kind, simple, family oriented, pale wife who will bear me multiple children and homeschool them.
I will never again visit a city that has more than 100k people.

>> No.29880732

>>29880424
I spent the last 2 years learning how to create and maintain inter-generational wealth.
But I am a wizard...
Do you know this feel?
Why am I creating a fortune that will accomplish nothing after my death?

I could even retire with my current 5 millions, but don't want to do anything until I see this current bull run to the end.
I can do everything I want, but the only thing I am currently becoming is a /jp/ obsessed NEET...

>> No.29880740
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29880740

Net worth: $200k
Region: Venice, Florida and Cincinnati, Ohio
The plan: Buy a mobile home in Venice, Florida which I live in during the winter, and keep a pleasant apartment in Cincinnati I rent for the summer. Both locations are close to family, very cheap, and quite lovely.

>> No.29880854

>>29880424
I want my kids to be free. That's the wealth I want to give them. As long as we have our own little sanctuary away from everyone else, I think that could happen.

>> No.29880908

>>29876362
The supervolcano won't erupt until it's formed a cone. The worst we'll see from it until then is potentially a localized eruption. Nothing world-ending, unfortunately.

>> No.29880956

>>29880732
Figure out an enduring project you can dedicate your time to, your resources give you the opportunity to leave the kind of legacy that the vast majority of people don't have no matter how many kids they shit out. It's not perfect or normal but it's not something you should waste.

>> No.29881045

>>29876226
Net Worth: 2.5 mil
Region: SEA
The plan: Fuck lots of brown asian women. Have 10+ half chink kids with multiple women. Move on to the next SEA asian country and start the process over again

>> No.29881153

Net Worth: $1 Million
Location: Underground Bunker in North Dakota

Trophy Wife: Average-Looking Mid-20s Brunette Christian Girl with a Sense of Humor and Common Sense.

I'd buy the land, construct my bunker, and produce everything I need for myself and my family, keeping the remaining money to pay taxes and for the odd expense here and there. I don't need anything fancy, just something to survive the coming apocalypse in relative comfort.

>> No.29881224

>>29876226
>we
kys
>>29876263
how do you tell?

>> No.29881259

>>29876332
That man has a nice chest. He must workout a lot.

>> No.29881376

>>29881224
the hands

>> No.29881812

>>29880956
That's a good idea, but it will take a lot of time.
I would like to contact the ancient astronauts and be allowed to learn of their history and culture.
But even money doesn't seem to make this easy to accomplish.

If money reveals our true nature, then it means what I am currently becoming was my real wish.

>> No.29882107

>>29881812
> Ancient astronauts
Dude you gotta lay off the drugs holy shit lmao

>> No.29882145

>>29882107
Yeah i agree. Space is not real. It makes no sense that there were ancient astronauts when space is a modern day psyop.

>> No.29882427

>>29882107
Spoken like a true NPC.
It's time to break out of the matrix.

>> No.29882467

>>29876226

$18MM in stable coin value
USA
Swap for $140k in BCH and buy Antigua citizenship. Renounce US citizenship. Then begin spending money. Ocean front house in Antigua, ocean front house in Uruguay with a long term living strat in Uruguay setting up a business in their tax free corporate zone running my fund from there. Keep coming to /biz/ to look for new bluechips early and get in them bc at this point im still addicted to the gain train. Never get married bc its a 100% method to lose half my networth. Sex tourism in Argentina. Money goes extremely far in Argentina so I'd spend a good deal of time fucking off there. Love the ppl and culture.

>> No.29882570

>>29877709
I'm tired of your kind thinking this is WSB and posting in both places. Go back and stay there NIGGER

>> No.29882572

>>29882107
>>29882145
This is your brain on materialism

>> No.29882703

>>29882107
Gotta love people who insist aliens are real despite the lack of evidence who also claim that God doesn't exist for literally the same reason.

"Me right cuz science" -Alien Conspiracy Nutjobs

Anyway, back to the weird shit, everyone.

>> No.29882718

(Realistic)

Net worth: $2 million
Region: First China, then Singapore/Taiwan
The Plan: Make it this year by 2Xing 10 times, then go live the English teacher meme while I travel across China on a motorbike and bang Asian qt3.14s. China doesn’t allow passports though so I’ll move to a capitalist haven like Singapore or Taiwan and start a business in my passion

(Alternate Reality)

Net Worth: $10 Trillion
Region: Titan
The Plan: Use profits from this year to start building a company to mine asteroids. Use those profits to build big spaceship go to Titan. Start society with a capitalist monarchical republic with AI council (I’m the monarch) and live in splendor

>> No.29883210

>>29881224
Your mum's your dad.
>We know, faggot.

>>29882718
Not bad, you imprinting your psyche to AI to carry on when your mortal shell deteriorates? I wonder if there will be pajeet mining companies in space you have to compete with.

>> No.29883299

>>29876425
irl she looks so different, like mid 30s bolted on tits bimbo
she looks uncanny bc of the amount of makeup and filters she uses to look young

>> No.29883583

>>29879009
Even worse. That site is for literal 12 iq migatards

>> No.29883816

>Net Worth
$100k
>Region
Canada
>The plan
Get out of this rotting hellhole, secure a career in my industry abroad, get my side projects funded, find a cute Latin/Med girl (or any white girl with olive skin and brown hair) and turn her into a baby factory lol.

>> No.29883960

>>29876226
>Net worth
1 mil
>Maine/New England
>Plan: Buy a reasonably sized house with a lot of land and become a hermit
I'll just plant a lot of sunflowers and live alone until I start getting dementia or some other horrible disease, and then I'll just kill myself. It sounds depressing, but it's actually my dream.

>> No.29884007 [DELETED] 

so funny to see their BUYBUY spam
idiots want to fuck you with all this shit scam on biz

don’t trust if you don’t wanna lose your purse
I see bonuses every day with YVS staking, 1.330 $YVS just for staking

>> No.29884199

>>29884007
kys pajeet

>> No.29884976
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29884976

Net worth: $10m
Region: Move from Burgerland to a place in Yurop that has a culture and beautiful architecture.
The Plan: Diversify into other passive income streams beyond crypto/stonks such as restaurant franchises and real estate such that if any of my holdings go to 0 I would never have to go back to the wage cage. Work towards a passion job of voice work. Wagie hours will be replaced with self improvement hours (working out/reading/developing a skill) on a rotating schedule. Find a modest young euro girl who isn't pozzed and share a life together (hoping to find love like what I used to have with my high school sweetheart), don't reveal wealth until the knot is already tied, and even then hide most of it just in case. Possibly have a big "Meet The Robinsons" family down the line, never kick my kids out of the house but make sure to instill strong aspirations in them and allow them to have struggles growing up so they can grow as people. Travel the world freely. Continue investing. Live a life of leisure tempered with purpose.

>> No.29885035

>>29882572
?
What are you talking about
Materialism? I just don't believe in your kike outer space

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29885174

>>29885035
You gotta approach softer so people will take it anon.

>>29884976
>Never kick my kids out of the house

U wot m8? When would you plan to let a clingy one loose to experience life?

>> No.29885258

>>29876226
Isn't she 15?

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29885265

>>29876226
>Net worth: 500,000
>Region: United States
>The plan: Go to Thailand

>> No.29885459

>>29885174
Not bait redditcel.
Space is a religious , not evidence based idea.
The idea of a supposed infinite, empty "vacuum" beyond our world that no one has ever seen or experienced save for a few ((("astronauts"))) is really quite silly and has no basis in reality. I want you to answer me earnestly: why do you believe that there is a three dimensional vacuum as opposed to a firmament above the world that simply shows images?
Do it with real reasoning and not "because NASA said so!"

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>>29885174
If I've done my job right they can go out and experience life as they want while knowing that I'll never abandon them the way that American boomers do by kicking their children out on their ass at 18 into a world that's hardly possible to survive in. There's no shame in living with your family until you marry and leave to start your own, it only became normal to move out at 18 during the American post-war boom when you could buy a house on a minimum wage job. I envy other cultures that actually value family.
You're right that there are pitfalls to this, but my ideal is to support children without turning them into pieces of shit from having everything handed to them. Might fail but I would rather risk that than sending my kids into this hell world without a fallback.

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>>29885459
>Live entirely off the land.
>Simple log cabin.
>Family oriented pale wife.
>Muiltiple home schooled children.
>Space is a jew conspiracy.

The pieces are starting to come together.

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29885717

>>29885529
Now this a measured approach I can get behind, disregard my apprehension earlier. It's hard to abide by coddling children and not allowing some character to seep in with lifes regular adversity and challenges.

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>>29876226
>~$700k would be nice, $500k is minimum, $1.3MM is overkill
>NE USA
>first year would be buying land and putting a house on it. Parcels already identified and drawings created. ~400 ft^2 all solar and onsite well. Onsite septic. Geothermal and maybe a wood stove. Propane backup. Hothouse on the land and preparing to have crop rotations. Pretty much entire year is construction.
Mfw.

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When I can afford to splurge on this I'll know I made it

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>>29885717
I would absolutely want them to experience adversity and challenges throughout their lives, just not "I don't know if I'm going to be able to survive" type of existential dread that our generation has to deal with.
That said, I 100% intend to absolutely coddle my wife and spoil the fuck out of her

>> No.29886576

Once I make it I'll buy some land off grid become a farmer and donate the rest of my gains to charity I don't need millions, save a few to live off passive income...

>> No.29887269

>>29876226

NW: "fuck you" money, ~25 million
Region: property, 50+ acres in Utah & upstate NY (Saratoga) and 200+ acres in north-central FL.
The Plan: self-sufficient farms, grow berries, potatoes, about 30 head of cattle. All 3 totally off the grid, with geothermal and solar and 200ft wells and natural streams on the property. Shipping containers underground and small homes above them, built by myself since I have the time, money, land, and skill. Have as many kids as possible with the trophy wife I already have, and homeschool them all. Own 50+ firearms and too much ammo to count. Maybe a tank for fun. Also run a dog rescue.

I have a modified version of this plan already in the works but on a ~1mil budget, so no tank unfortunately, or as many guns as I'd like.

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29887669

>>29887269
Literally thought of all this doomer prep for my 'made it' house but never thought to add geothermal in the mix simply because it's too tricky to find a source to government will simply let you hook up to... Based if you can pull it off though, you're better off mixing wind and hydro when it becomes more efficient/sustainable anon, rules might be different in burger land though.

>Source: Over a decade working in the Oz energy industry.
>Cooming reading this.
>Might watch some prepper videos again.

>> No.29888311

>>29876362
>while hoping that fucking yellowstone volcano goes off and takes me and my money with it
nice

>> No.29889761

>>29880740
Venice is nice to visit but an absolute hell to live in

>> No.29889980

>>29881812
>I would like to contact the ancient astronauts
never mind, forget everything I said

>> No.29890440

>>29882718
>(Realistic)
>I only have to double my $2k 10 consecutive times
>This year

Haha yeah dude

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>>29876226
>Net Worth: 10 million
>Region: US
>The Plan: RETIRE, live off interest income. Buy a small home and cheap car. Buy a van and retrofit it like an RV and travel the country. Volunteer at local shelters. Focus on current and new hobbies, like blacksmithing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4i4wRtzAj0

>> No.29891121

>>29876226
fuck off irs! if you can't tell how much i made i won't tell you shit.

>> No.29891379

>>29876332
What is the name of this one

>> No.29891494

>>29876770
in a thread with lo fi 56k quality boobs, you ask why you don't get real responses... get fucked

>> No.29891553

>>29876226
>>29876332
>>29879054
>>29891379
https://www.instagram.com/coconutkitty143/