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>You have missed out on teenage love
>You'll never be 15 and in love
>Lying in the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chattin
>Not worrying about rent, bills student loans
>Only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
>You'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
>You'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just fuck like rabbits
>You fell for the good boy meme
>You didn't learn how to deal with emotions
>You're in your 20s now
>Gotta get a job
>Gotta be a serious man now
>All the good ones are taken
>Maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
>They have already felt those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
>They have already had tonnes of partners
>mfw you've missed out on teenage love
>mfw you've missed out on the most beautiful thing in this life
How do you cope?

>> No.29936961

>>29936915
By being part of the schizoid masterrace.

>> No.29936968

stop watch hollywood movies faggot

>> No.29936980

with my money

>> No.29937006

>>29936915
Idk but it's currently my greatest problem moving forward. I came so close bros...

>> No.29937038

>How do you cope?
I don't. I know it's over

>> No.29937036

>>29936915
i literally did all of these things lmao

>> No.29937051

>>29936915
I did all of that.
This was back in 2003.
We still used cordless phone.
She had an unusually hairy ass.
She was cool though.
We didn't give a fuck about anything.
She works for google now.
Im divorced and layed off

>> No.29937067

>>29936915
By having a 58 year old boyfriend

>> No.29937113

>>29936915
I had this and I don't particularly think back on it fondly, it was fun but not like my future depended on it.
The stupid bitch just ended up breaking up with me on the day my family dog died anyway.

>> No.29937116

>>29936915
I didn't miss out actually. I had probably like 8 different gf's in high school, and I'm going to marry my on/off high school gf who I got with again in college. We've been together 5 years now. We went through hard times together, and we share the same wavelengths. Life is good, but I can't make money for shit.

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>>29937051
>She had an unusually hairy ass.
Anon I don't think that's how it's supposed to work. Did she look anything like this?

>> No.29937156

>>29936915
>You have missed out on teenage love

I did not. Cope tranny

>> No.29937158

>You have missed out on teenage love
Who cares you movie and anime-obsessed faggot?

>You'll never be 15 and in love
Who cares you movie and anime-obsessed faggot?

>Lying in the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chattin
No age-limit you movie and anime-obsessed faggot

>Not worrying about rent, bills student loans
>Only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
>You'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
>You'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just fuck like rabbits
>You fell for the good boy meme
>You didn't learn how to deal with emotions
All of this falls under the same "Who cares you movie and anime-obsessed faggot?"

>You're in your 20s now
>Gotta get a job
>Gotta be a serious man now
>All the good ones are taken
>Maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
>They have already felt those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
>They have already had tonnes of partners
>mfw you've missed out on teenage love
>mfw you've missed out on the most beautiful thing in this life

Holy shit I'm gonna say the reddit word you absolute SIMP faggot. Jack off and find hobbies to dedicate yourself to instead of tying your happiness to that of another person's.

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>>29936915
I had a handful of gfs when I was in highschool.
I really do feel bad for everyone who missed out.
There's nothing like having a young, easily impressed, girl genuinely think you're cool, and suck your dick in a park. Even if you are a loser it doesn't matter. You're teenagers.

>> No.29937187

>>29936915
holy fuck this is cringe. this is what anime does to your brain

>> No.29937193

>>29936915
>mfw you've missed out on the most beautiful thing in this life
Been on both sides and I actually prefer love at an older age. That's just me though. Weird OP.

>> No.29937198

>>29937038
this

>> No.29937216

>you’re in your 20s now

fuck you faggot I’m 34, and yes I did miss out on everything you say

>> No.29937218

>>29937051
see that anons
fall in love and you will get laid off

>> No.29937245

>>29936915
I had all those things. Maybe stop projecting and get your shit together loser

>> No.29937262

>>29936915
fucking faggot I could have stacked sats instead wasting money on parentless fuckplug.

SAGE

>> No.29937323

>>29936915
I didn't. Kill yourself nigger and sage all fields

>> No.29937330

I got a blowjob from my boyfriend while playing Tales of Symphonia sophomore year so I dunno what you're talking about.

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>>29936915
U described the situation of 99.5% of the entire earth's population. Your blackpilled words cant harm my whitepilled brain, you're weak, OP

>> No.29937372

>>29937124
No she was asian white mixed, dressed goth

>> No.29937391

>>29936915
i had that and im not an incel and i dont work i just live minimalist off crypto. i dont want a family or kids

>> No.29937401

>>29936915
teenage girls are so FUCKING annoying

when i look at them now all i can do is cringe

>> No.29937454

>>29936915
imagine thinking any of those are real problems. get some life goals anon.

>> No.29937474

>>29936961

dangerously based

>> No.29937487

>>29936915
Spics are gross

>> No.29937533

>>29936915
I'm ace

>> No.29937572

>>29936915
except I didn't, faggot
I fucked my highschool girlfriend in every room of her parents' house

>> No.29937573

>>29936915
it wasnt that good anyway faggot imagine living in anything but the present

>> No.29937596

Had all this and more, dont even think about it 99% of the time because getting with women as an adult is 500% more fulfilling than being a dumbfuck teenager getting with other dumbfuck teenagers.

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I accidently raped my teenage love

>> No.29937633

imagine being OP and reading all these replies

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29937635

>>29936961
21ST CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN

>> No.29937636

>>29937401
they are annoying forever. I wanna choke the shit out of some 40yo hags i know

>> No.29937656

This is why I date teenagers ;)

>> No.29937673
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29937673

These are problems for people who never grew past high school...

>> No.29937692

>>29936915
by developing a set of skills and beliefs that will enable you to meet people who haven't yet become jaded and bitter via a mediocre life.
if it's any consolation, it's hard to cope even having had those experiences. particularly because the genuineness comes into question with increased hindsight. teenage love is, predictably, immature. you can and will do better.

>> No.29937693

>bad handjobs
>toothy blowjobs
>"ow.. OW... stop stop stop i'm bleeding"
>both drunk
>she's crying
>you feel awkward

yeah i'm thinking not based

>> No.29937739

Tried it and it fucking sucked.

>> No.29937801

>>29936915
Gf maded me coom in my pants many times. Was 13-14 at the time. Good times. I wonder if she knew at the time... She must've realised that by now tho.

>> No.29937810

>>29936915
I'm engaged to my high school sweetheart. Been together since 16. Keep coping cause I'm sure you didn't experience it.

>> No.29937824

>>29936915
Well, bro, I had it. I don't care that there is no teenage love anymore. I'm pretty glad with my gf and probably we will have children if I will make it.
I lost a lot of money on crypto, my gains are too small to fill the loss, however she was every loss with me and we were having fun of losing money literally for your bags. That's the best gf that I ever had, I have no luck in crypto like you do but I probably was lucky to met her.

Don't lose your time on whores or gold diggers from tinder or another poop app. Find your love like you were teen

>> No.29937866

I had it but it wasn't that special, I left her when I started with /pol/itics (apparently it was embarassing for her normie friends).
Love is overrated anyway, only the struggle is real; you've never really lived if you never saw the sun reflected on the machinegun.

>> No.29937870

>>29936915
by having young 20s love. but now im burned out after a recent break up and im not gonna be in a relationship til im 30 something and ready to have kids. there are many girls who are far behind to. im 24 and my last gf was 20. were both 15 mentally.

>> No.29937889

you watch too much movies and netflix. reality isnt like that for anyone.

>> No.29937989
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29937989

There's nothing more insufferable than a HS girl. They think their pussies are gold, don't know what their doing in the bedroom, and unfortunately have leverage in the dating market because of their youth. Dating is much better for men as they get older because fortunately a man is in control of his destiny and can work to obtain skills and assets and confidence...

>> No.29938001

>>29937636
based

>> No.29938060

>>29937038

this unironically

i missed out. those days are gone. i'm getting older everyday. the only thing i look forward to now are the moon missions.

it is what it is anon, just appreciate what you can i guess....

>> No.29938071

>>29936915
>/r9k/ thinks teen love is the height of life

LOL imagine being this delusional. All I do is cringe when I think about my high school relationships

>> No.29938078

>>29936915
>You have missed out on teenage love
Anon, a 4'10 Japanese woman dressed as an underage school girl literally ate my naked asshole for like 5 minutes straight. Teenage romance does not compare to an adult's life. Grow up you fucking coward.

>> No.29938100

>>29936915
Teenage love is a meme, you aren't missing anything.

>> No.29938109

I have lost my 20s-25s to
>t. 30years old kisslessvirgin
>how do you cope?
Chasing money, trying to make number go up
>...again, how do you cope?
Ok I don't

>> No.29938112

>>29936915
I didn’t miss out on that. In fact, as I learned growing up, I may have unwittingly raped my ex. I’m haunted by my past actions and refuse to get a girlfriend.

>> No.29938116

>>29936915
I did all of this. You can enjoy life not worrying about student loans/rent if you are not poor. Im glad I enjoyed teenage love. Its not an end all be all sort of thing. At 24 I have done it all. Long-term relationship, hooking up, HOT milf gf, and a 3some. I can honestly tell you that women just aint worth it bro. I have stayed away from women for over a year and just focused on myself, my business, and investments and have never been wealthier and happier. At some point I will probably want to start dating again, but it is just so unappealing nowadays. Its not that all women are bad or anything, but having too much comfort in life can be bad depending on who you are. If I have a girlfriend I immediately get cozy and become 60% less productive. I want to be a multimillionare by the time I am 30 and Millionare by the time I am 27. The only thing I got time for now is me and God.

>> No.29938146

>>29937158
You're speaking truth. These people are just autistic losers. Too much TV and movies

>> No.29938156

>>29937635
schizo honestly seems opposite of autism.

>> No.29938180

I've had both and marriage is better.

>> No.29938193

>>29937631
I accidentally my gf too

>> No.29938225

>>29938116
bullish

>> No.29938248

>>29936915
Business & Finance

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>>29937635
Uh oh

>> No.29938344

>>29937635
If you're not schizo, how can you make it?

>> No.29938403

>had teenage love
>have sexy future lawyer virgin wife
I just gotta make it at this point

>> No.29938516

I did and had all of that. But you know when I really started enjoying life? When I stopped looking back. In my mid-thirties I realized that constantly thinking back on this or that is so useless. Look forward anon.

>> No.29938638

>>29936915
But I did have that. We took each others virginity. Kept those blood stained for a while, washed of course. It was magical.

>> No.29938647

>>29937051
>>She had an unusually hairy ass.
>SHE
sure anon tell that to yourself if it helps

>> No.29938703

>>29936915
I did when i was in HS and i'm dating a 19 year old now fucker stop projecting your own failure.

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I don't cope.
I had multiple gfs (still kinda do) as a teen. And am a prolific adulterer.
Turns out if you don't get married legally or agree to any common law stuff then she has no claim to any of your finances and you can get laid AND still make money.
>Tfw have 75k in crypto and 85k in stonks with 120k in the bank
>Still a wagie.
>Still chase pussy
Virginity is not a long term asset, bois.
Pussy isn't worth poverty but it's all there is and all there ever was.

>> No.29938786

>>29936915
Oh and I've been with the same girl since she was 17 and I was 22. 3 kids together now, I'm 37.
How difd you guys not have comitted relationships and now families?
I'm a fuck up too desu

>> No.29938857

>>29936915
>you've missed out on X
so what nobody gets everything in life
those born rich never feel the rush of success when making it. those born poor will never know how it felt to never worry about money. those without kids will regret having none. those having kide regret having them.

>> No.29938883

>>29937631
story time anon

>> No.29939075

>>29938146
My highschool gf was fun. But her pussy stank and she cried about literally everything. Love is cool the first time and part of you always wants to feel that first high again, but you either kill yourself like a heroin addict or learn to appreciate life for what it is

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>>29936915