ASKO or Go Fuck Yourself

[Anonymous No.29942202]

Biz doesn’t dig for information like they used to. They look at a chart. Might skim the website. Most of biz just fomo’s into the flavor of the week or already made it and just sit comfortably on blue chips. They don’t know about the 40 listings by may. They don’t know about the DAO. They don’t know about the reserve. They don’t know about QUAI. They don’t understand token supply. They don’t understand that there is a threshold for initial liquidity that must and will be passed before people will borrow. They don’t even know what a multi-tiered lend platform is. They don’t know about xdai. They don’t know about filmo’s return. They don’t know about the marketing campaign. They couldn’t understand the smart contracts governing lend if they spend 4 years getting an undergrad in blockchain technologies. They don’t know. Biz thinks front end development can kill a project as ambitious as asko. Biz will fomo. Biz will not buy this token anymore. Not yet.

[Anonymous No.29942840]

Shh let me accumulate.. currently at 360K.. I need to get to 500K before this takes off

[Anonymous No.29943312]

>>29942840
You better hurry buying then

[Anonymous No.29943318]

>>29942840
This.. I hate when people post about coins I'm trying to get cheap. Let me start by saying don't buy its a shit coin rug pull!!!

[Anonymous No.29943530]

why is this stupid coin pumping all of a sudden

[Anonymous No.29943594]

>>29943318

[Anonymous No.29943650]

>>29943530
Whales are setting up an exit price
Lmao

[Anonymous No.29943658]

>>29943530
Probably cause if you ignore the fud and research yourself you will see the coinburn dividend system is genius and early buyers will be sitting pretty in a few months. It's a tiny marker cap coin with a built platform that has had multiple audits to make sure it's legit and another one coming. It's like buying aave back in 2017 cheaply.

[Anonymous No.29944539]

>>29943658
how much for a sui stack
it seems like a pnd

[Anonymous No.29944574]

>>29943658
Based

[Anonymous No.29944612]

[Anonymous No.29944662]

[Anonymous No.29944670]

>>29942202
I did do my research and this looked like the worst project shilled here of them all.

[Anonymous No.29944714]

Amazing investment opportunity.

[Anonymous No.29944719]

>>29943658

BASED and kikepilled

[Anonymous No.29944766]

[Anonymous No.29944823]

>>29944539
I would think 50k asko. I personally bought way more. The dividends roll in when you got a nice big thick stack. There's a dude with a red I'd in here that comes into every asko thread literally 24/7 like a bot and fuds he had me convinced not to buy at 3 cents and it's doubled since then and more updates are coming so fuck him for costing me money. Biz loves to buy coins that are already at huge market caps and have little upside this is the opposite for a change.

[Anonymous No.29944840]

HERE IS A SHORT SUMMARY OF ASKO AKA ASSKOCONNECT ONE OF THE BIGGEST SCAM RUGPULLS OF THIS MONTH:


Facts:
1)ASKO threads came out of nowhere and there were 10-15 threads simultaneously on /biz/ on the night of the 12th Feb.
2)Their CEO was giving AMA on /biz/ for 3 hours straight that night, someone even made a compilation of his answers
3)They promised to launch a new cool website next night at "dinner time"
4)When devs were asked on telegram about potential listing on Binance, they were giving shady answers that were being shilled here on /biz/ and reddit as "rumors about being listed on Binance guys!!!!!!"
5)They still list dOrg as their partners and keep saying that they are still active partners but look at pic related.

Then less than 24 hours later the following facts occur :

1)The website isn't released by 12 AM EST or 12 AM PST, it was released way later, around 6-7 AM EST.
2) Their website looked like this >>29944766. This is how it looked on ALL 1440p monitors and wasn't working on mobile phones at all.
3) The founders are Raff, Patz, and Joe. The picture of their main CEO is a picture of a fucking laughing dog. I'd be laughing my ass off as well if I got rich as fuck scamming so many people.
4) ANY questions or concerns on telegram have been met with instant bans. I posted some examples above.
5) It took the dev team more than 48 hours to make the website work on 1440p monitors and it still doesn't work properly on mobile phones practically a month later. The devs were claiming that 3 members of the dev team had been working on the website all that time nonstop(took 3 devs and 48+ hours to fix the scaling issues)
6) ANY price discussion on their telegram are also met with instant ban
7) Their "CEO" Alec Curry moved on to another crypto pump&dump rugpull as you can see on his linkedin but he is a co-founder there now. EVEN THEIR FUCKING CEO MOVED ON LMAO. YET PAJEETS IN THIS THREAD CANT WAIT TO DROP THEIR BAGS ON YOU

[Anonymous No.29944890]

Pic related is what ASSKOCONNECT's co-owner was saying before the pump when asked about binance. His reply is still shady as fuck considering that after the price dump they came clear and now they are saying that they applied for Binance listing but won't pay for it aka they'll never be listed there. I guess everyone understands why they chose to not disclose that information and gave this shady answer instead.

[Anonymous No.29944901]

>>29944714
That's one expensive lesson anon

[Anonymous No.29944950]

>>29944890
Fuck, that's the wrong wrong pic. That pic is what they are saying now. Pic related is what their co-founder was saying BEFORE the pump&dump.

[Anonymous No.29945003]

JUST A REMINDER TO EVERYONE HERE TO LOOK AT LINKEDIN PROFILES' OF ASSKONNECT'S TEAM.

Their team consists of :

1)Their CEO Alec CURRY is an SQL-jockeys with barely any coding/business experience or any job experience at all besides job-hopping every 5-7 months and being a literal NEET for more than a year. But now he made it thanks to all degenerates who bought into his scam

2)Their CFO is a 2021 Accounting degree graduate from a shittier-bumfuck-nowhere college with no work experience at all.

3)Their 3 main founders are Raff, Patz, and Joe. Of course, all 3 of them are anons. The avatar of their co-founder was a fucking laughing dog. On their official website asko.finance. Yes.

PIC RELATED IS THE ALL-TIME CHART OF ASSKO. LITERALLY LOST 90% OF ITS VALUE WITHIN A DAY AFTER THE LAUNCH. WHAT AN AMAZING INVESTING OPPORTUNITY.

[Anonymous No.29945028]

The new website is still absolute garbage, it looks like it was designed by a high schooler in a comp sci class. They can't even get dynamic staking stats on the front page, everything is hardcoded.

[Anonymous No.29945040]

PASTA-WARNING FROM ANOTHER ANON


no you didnt. you are from the same telegram group that's been shitting up these fucking boards for a month.
the shilling has been effective enough to warrant a glance into this project.
my findings are below
(im here to protect /biz/ and newbros and wagies especially)

1.
Extra capital was promised to lending, but it hasn't materialized, the devs have no faith in their own project. instead of investing what is essentially a 20x for them in the last month still into liquidity, they don't.
2.
their biggest promotion to date has been an AMA on 'crypto mansion' telegram (PAJEET) group. no bullshit, alec the project lead slept in and didn't attend. Felippe the child molester answered questions in broken english.
when asked how he could alleviate the pajeets concerns about it being a scam or devs moving funds around, he spaced out for like 10 minutes and said he had big faith in askobar project going forward.
3.
they announced an announcement about marketing (this is also now pushed back to next quarter) and invoked the name of andreas fucking antonopoulos like he was going to bat for fucking askobar network. who the FUCK is brazen enough and has the kind of balls to do this since MCDC coin using the fucking mcdonalds logos?
4.
the big 'staking stats' are almost entirely dev wallets. what is more likely - that big brain whales held this to the fucking ground and are so optimistic after the complete king clusterfuck that is asko finance that they haven't pulled out? or is the whole house of cards being held up by these child molesting devs?

[Anonymous No.29945062]

>>29944950
>>29944890
>>29944840
>>29944766
>>29944714
>>29944662
>>29944612
320k ASKO have been removed from CEX's since you started typing these out. i would tell you to hurry up and grab your bags before we explode. but i already know you have a solid stack. thanks for the thread bumps sperg-anon

[Anonymous No.29945091]

5.
They spent 30 grand in gas fees implementing a broken contract for askolend (the asko pair, of all things - of course...) but a day late. sometimes a little drug use is good to meet a deadline, but these methheads have rotted out their brain cortex.
6. cont from 5, now the dev funds are empty, check old pinned messages. bagholders are *bullish* on them making such mistakes because they rolled out some faceless dev to admit this elementary mistake. This also accounts for why everything is delayed (marketing,fixes, "v2" of askolend til next quarter/cycle (whatever the fuck that means - ambiguous as possible at all times)
7. hundreds of accusations the devs were dumping on /biz/ during the big crash. this coincided with the missed deadline. during this time the pothead boy molester alec couldn't be bothered to log in, and calm the community down - quite the opposite, he logged in, then back out, probably hitting nitrous and laughing his fucking dick off at all the people they conned into this dumpster fire.
8. this isn't even the devs main project. look at their partners page, and then look at their partners. EVERY team member is a project leader or developer on some fucking project 2 degrees away from askobar finance.
after the most epic disaster of 2020 and 2021, you have faith in these stuttering potheads to prioritize 5-6 different projects in addition to this gem?
9. everytime we get an updated photo of the dev team, or the dog mask comes off, we see what looks like a history channel rerun of America's Deadliest Killers. They should have stuck with the dog.
10.
these are people holding bags that are heavier than the fucking titanic right now spending every waking minute trying to dump on you. they've formed self-help groups after the ass-raping they've taken since the saint valentines day massacre.

[Anonymous No.29945138]

>>29944950

Lmaooooo you are so bad at this man. I love seeing you here. Btw there was like 6 asko threads you missed today. Everyone was screaming, where is the "fud faggot pink ranger". Nice to see you here back today, though. 5/12 ain't bad, kid.

[Anonymous No.29945193]

>>29945138
unironically the hero biz does not deserve

[Anonymous No.29945229]

>>29945138
he only fud's in the threads i make. its almost like i switch IP addresses to fud in my own threads because i know that shitty fud is the best way to shill

[Anonymous No.29945238]

I've come to the conclusion that asko op and fudder are the same person. It's the same copy pasted stuff everytime.

[Anonymous No.29945283]

>>29945229
So I was right huh

[Anonymous No.29945303]

>>29945238
holy shit

[Anonymous No.29945370]

>>29945138

Unless you created 6 threads in 5 hours(when I was asleep), I haven't missed that many. I also sometimes don't post in semi-dead threads, although all of your threads are either completely dead or just filled with telegram trannies from pic related.

>>29945229
Your OP-pic fucking sucks, Rajeesh. If you wanted to attract Evangelion fans, you picked the worst possible OP-pic. And we both know that the vast majority of people who even considered "investing" in this shitcoin won't do it after all the screens&pastas I've posted.

[Anonymous No.29945386]

>>29945238
lol this.. one dude is fudding in every thread to accumulate the other post a shill thread with the same stuff. To be fair I fudded this coin hard as fuck till i got my stack up

[Anonymous No.29945441]

>>29945370
Of course sir

[Anonymous No.29945490]

>>29945238

Maybe, but who has this much fucking time lol. The pink ranger faggot did genuinely miss a lot of asko threads so I think he is just a clumsy, slow fudder. he thinks pasting a giant essay is going to make people not want to buy when it's pumping right in front in front of biz's eyes.

[Anonymous No.29945523]

>>29945303
Asuka is STINK!

[Anonymous No.29945558]

>>29945523
*sniff*

[Anonymous No.29945655]

>>29945091
>>29945040
kek, perfect fud

nice work anon, this thing isn't a scam, it's just incompetent.

in a clown market, it could still moon. UNN is a much better bet though.

[Anonymous No.29945688]

>>29944840
>1)ASKO threads came out of nowhere and there were 10-15 threads simultaneously on /biz/ on the night of the 12th Feb.
this
i remember this happening. very blatant and forced

[Anonymous No.29945697]

>>29945490

And now you and your telegram friends are creating dozens of threads daily to shill it. The funny thing is that you degenerates really believe you'll be able to pull the same pump&dump scam twice in 1 month.

>>29945386

> it's pumping right in front in front of biz's eyes.

>pic related

[Anonymous No.29945744]

>>29945688
They are doing the same thing again nowadays. And all of these threads will disappear once again when they drop their bags.

[Anonymous No.29945750]

>>29945370

I didn't but several people did. And all those people ended up buying lmao. Must be infuriating when your fud becomes a buy signal?

See you tomorrow, I have a life. You keep giving asko free press though, kid.

[Anonymous No.29945828]

>>29945697

>Pic related

[Anonymous No.29945968]

I need the source on this asuke riggt now

[Anonymous No.29946012]

>>29945697
here. i took a screenshot that isnt 2 weeks old. you're welcome

[Anonymous No.29946015]

>>29945750
>>29945828


>WOOOW WE ARE FUCKING PUMPING!!!!!

>meanwhile here is the chart of their "pump"

[Anonymous No.29946055]

>>29946015
yep. looks turbo-bullish to me.......

[Anonymous No.29946070]

>>29946012
What the fuck are you even trying to say with that you brown shit-eating degenerate? You are literally proving my point. This chart is a chart of a pump&dump rugpull. ANY "PUMP" that delusional bagholders in this thread are screeching about is nonexistent on both mine and your charts.

[Anonymous No.29946074]

>>29945968
you want to get fucked by robo cock faggot

[Anonymous No.29946194]

>>29945968
its on uniswap but dont buy im trying to get it cheaper listen to the dude who spams all asko threads with like 30 messages about asko being shit. I was doing it earlier this week myself but he took over duties

[Anonymous No.29946240]

>>29946194
cringe

[Anonymous No.29946517]

By all means feel free to get it back up to here please

[Anonymous No.29946566]

But why u heff to be so mad it's only asko. Buy up asko or gtfo of my face.

[Anonymous No.29946616]

>>29946494
new thread

[Anonymous No.29946766]

>>29945968
Seconding this

[Anonymous No.29946926]

>>29946766
just google asuka hentai you horny bastard. its 2021. you can watch anything get fucked.