/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.29993626]

calling my female broker about the SOXL split

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>I love Lum
https://4anime.to/anime/urusei-yatsura

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

>>29990709

[Anonymous No.29993715]

I have 700 left. What should I buy that I can sell at open tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.29993842]

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

[Anonymous No.29994042]

Rat season has been terrible since the lockdowns have cut off their usual restaurant food supply. They're just about to start breeding too. What are some good pest control stocks?

I'm already in on ROL but I would appreciate any suggestions.

[Anonymous No.29994186]

WKHS has only ever built 7 vans, DeLorean on the other hand produced over 9,000 vehicles. You’d do better to find a WKHS van and buy it as an investment than you would investing in that Trump Scam of a stock. 30 year from now a WKHS Van will be a priceless collectors item and WKHS stock with have $0 value.

[Anonymous No.29994346]

>>29994186

[Anonymous No.29994880]

>>29993842
>ZOM
>SNDL
this nigga...

[Anonymous No.29994916]

>>29993626
SHIT CORN

[Anonymous No.29995433]

>>29994916
>>29994186

I did t realize this was a WKHS thread!

[Anonymous No.29995656]

>3% dip
>everyone freaks out and sells
>goes back up
>repeat 100 times/year

Why?

[Anonymous No.29995937]

LETS GOOOO

[Anonymous No.29996044]

>>29993715
bidu calls

[Anonymous No.29996062]

>>29993626
So what is the endgame for GRST?

[Anonymous No.29996099]

>>29994186
S-SHUT UP!!! Workhorse could still get that contract! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.29996100]

Are we feeling bullish or bearish on Bloomberg's website UI?

[Anonymous No.29996109]

>>29994186
>comparing a new EV company to Delorean

room temperature IQ bobo is upset he didn't get WKHS cheapies

[Anonymous No.29996127]

BILI pumping again. Who ever shilled this to me last week is a good person.

[Anonymous No.29996128]

buy and hold these in the long run sirs, you will be rich money man on yacht

CRBP

[Anonymous No.29996133]

>all the big players scurried away from PLTR like rats getting out of a sinking ship
>COO Sankar Shyam sold $21,469,332.94 of shares
>co-founder Stephen Cohen dumped 3.8 million shares
>Matthew Long disclosed the sale of another 291,500 shares, raising $8.5 million. That follows his previously disclosed sale of $12.6 million of stock.
>Ryan Taylor, chief legal and business affairs officer, sold an additional 162,500 shares for $4.5 million. Earlier this week, he had disclosed $5.5 million of stock sales.
>Chief Financial Officer David Glazer sold 203,190 shares, generating proceeds of $5.5 million.
>all that's left is people like this https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/kwk0qs/can_we_get_the_energy_up_for_alex_karp_long_pltr/
PLTRannies longing ROPE soon

[Anonymous No.29996141]

does anyone here besides the tranny own clf?

[Anonymous No.29996142]

>>29993842

Buy and hold this in the long run

BHS

You'll thank me later.

t. Boomer

[Anonymous No.29996150]

some gay faggot nigger bought a 1 of 1 hermes mclaren speedtail. is this bullish?

[Anonymous No.29996164]

PRESS S

[Anonymous No.29996174]

I hope you made money today, anon

[Anonymous No.29996183]

Look at X go Jesus

[Anonymous No.29996184]

>>29995656
Losses feel more real than wins

[Anonymous No.29996205]

ASTI autists how long we riding this out.

[Anonymous No.29996220]

[Anonymous No.29996238]

BUY EVERYTHING YOU CAN GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS ON

[Anonymous No.29996242]

>>29996174
>thinking unrealized wins are making money

[Anonymous No.29996245]

I need to turn 25k into 50k by the end of the month. How do I do it? CLWD? CWSFF? A SPAC?

[Anonymous No.29996246]

>>29996127
You're welcome. Also, buy WIMI

[Anonymous No.29996262]

>mfw don't even know what covered calls are and i'm still 86% of my total poorfolio in SOXL because it seemed like a good hold stock

[Anonymous No.29996285]

SOXL Chads, are your anuses ready?

[Anonymous No.29996297]

>>29996245
BIDU calls, wish I could but everything i have is tied up in SOXL

[Anonymous No.29996301]

>>29996205
you should sell now sir, the dump will come tomorrow

[Anonymous No.29996310]

>up 6% today

[Anonymous No.29996335]

>>29996245
You could have done that today if you bought SPY calls friday or this morning

[Anonymous No.29996358]

>>29996245
cut the money in half and mail it to the treasury to get it replaced

[Anonymous No.29996359]

>>29996245
be well prepared to lose that money if you wanna double in a month

[Anonymous No.29996360]

Bad news pennybros...
I just came back from researching our Crown Jewels. It doesn’t look good.
>GRST
pic related is the listed address
>DGTW
CEO was arrested at his palm beach mansion
>MJNE
The company doesn’t exist
>WOGI
Being investigated for tax fraud
>EGYF
Filed for bankruptcy on Friday

[Anonymous No.29996361]

>lost money last week
>lost money today

I think this isn't for me lads

[Anonymous No.29996373]

Where my AMRS gigachads?

[Anonymous No.29996384]

>>29996242
I HOPE UR INVESTMENTS INCREASED IN VALUE TODAY ANON
there, are you happy fuckface?

[Anonymous No.29996386]

stocks to buy and hold for long?

[Anonymous No.29996390]

>>29994186
Stick to your containment thread.

[Anonymous No.29996395]

>>29996361

How the fuck do you lose money today

Shit even CLF is green

[Anonymous No.29996402]

>>29996062
never selling up 34% today

[Anonymous No.29996412]

>>29996361
>lost money today
Literally how?

[Anonymous No.29996422]

>630 resistance on SOXL
jesus christ bros we have rubber banned at that number since the post-lunch jump..

[Anonymous No.29996433]

>>29996141
own bhp instead
clf tranny saved me, was thinking about buying clf except for his faggotry

[Anonymous No.29996434]

>>29996245
DGLY calls for the Derek Chauvin aquittal chimpoout moon

[Anonymous No.29996437]

>>29996310
>Only up 4.2%
Should I just end it?

[Anonymous No.29996438]

>>29996386
AQB, CRBP, CLF, BHS, PLTR and WKHS, of course

[Anonymous No.29996439]

>>29996245

[Anonymous No.29996464]

>>29996384
they did.
2 percent even

[Anonymous No.29996467]

How are you going to spend the evening, /smg/?

[Anonymous No.29996470]

>>29996386
BOTY

[Anonymous No.29996475]

>>29996422
>TA on a 3x ETF
stop it

[Anonymous No.29996476]

>finished loading up strangles on AMRS
Always hopeful that company will pull through despite John Melo but the odds have never been good before.

[Anonymous No.29996481]

>RKT call looking promising

[Anonymous No.29996490]

>>29995433
that's not gigantic by any means

[Anonymous No.29996493]

EHang bro here. I see my shill from the weekend Aemetis is mooning....... Where is the anon who said for me to kill myself for shilling it and it was a scam?

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/aemetis-unveils-five-plan-targeting-133000405.html

[Anonymous No.29996496]

What does this mean?

[Anonymous No.29996497]

WHERE ARE MY CRYPTO MINER CHADS AT?

[Anonymous No.29996505]

>>29996127
I really thank that guy who shilled it with Xenoblade girls that got me to buy it back at $70

[Anonymous No.29996508]

>>29996361
>lost money today
I kneel to you, it takes a truly next level retard to be red today

[Anonymous No.29996519]

any drainer traders here?

[Anonymous No.29996530]

>>29996395
I’m red cause I bought PLTR at 35 and too retarded to cut my losses

[Anonymous No.29996540]

I'm demoralized and I don't have any money to drown my sorrows in either. Fuck my life.

[Anonymous No.29996548]

>>29996245
Doordash puts, then rotate all the money you make from the price tanking on the stock unlock directly into the RBLX direct listing the day after.
Easiest money you will make all month.

[Anonymous No.29996561]

>>29996386
CRBP
join the CRBPajeet army

[Anonymous No.29996565]

>>29995937
Love high heels

[Anonymous No.29996578]

>>29996476
This guy has been the sole reason AMRS has been dumping for decades.
He's basically Gil Amelio

[Anonymous No.29996587]

CRBP back to 3.5$ this week

Let's fucking goooooo

[Anonymous No.29996589]

Is the SOXL split at exactly 4pm? If I bought today will I get 15 shares or will my share go to 1/15 the price?

[Anonymous No.29996611]

>>29996373
Checking in. We pumping tomorrow after earnings or nose diving off a building?

[Anonymous No.29996624]

>>29996496
Algos will fight to keep their long tickers out of penny stock (and thus delisting) status. This is generally why penny trash is better to buy on the way up until $1 and then to start taking profits above that unless there are real catalysts.

[Anonymous No.29996626]

>>29996062
rugpull

[Anonymous No.29996631]

>>29996386
alesk srt3 ctas pool

[Anonymous No.29996632]

7.64%+

[Anonymous No.29996646]

>>29996245
Fat calls on crbp

[Anonymous No.29996647]

I bought SOXL today. Did I fuck up?
> Inb4 muh split record date meme

[Anonymous No.29996655]

>>29996587
sir surely you mean $5 this week
needful

[Anonymous No.29996673]

>>29996589
sell your shares today, split only applies to people who owned by close on friday

[Anonymous No.29996679]

I closed my 10% position today

maybe if it dips I will buy tommorow

[Anonymous No.29996690]

>>29996519
the pride of sweden

[Anonymous No.29996692]

>>29996589
You have less than 5 minutes before this is you

[Anonymous No.29996695]

>>29996589
"All share splits will apply to shareholders of record as of the close of NYSE Arca, Inc. (the “NYSE Arca”) on February 26, 2021 (the “Record Date”), payable after the close of the NYSE Arca on the Payable Date, March 1, 2021."
Thanks for the free money chump!

[Anonymous No.29996697]

>up 6% today
>Down .5% this month
>Down 10% from my high this
Depending on how you zoom out I'm either doing great or getting cucked

[Anonymous No.29996703]

>>29996497
Simple, conservative portfolio up about 50%.

[Anonymous No.29996706]

>>29996624
I sold at opening 1.06 but I really wanted to keep CTRM though.

[Anonymous No.29996718]

>wogi
what's going on friends

[Anonymous No.29996725]

>>29996245
CRBP

[Anonymous No.29996742]

AMTX is going to finish above the bitcoin miners. Nice.

[Anonymous No.29996747]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.29996749]

>>29996530
Then you aren't red today you fucking idiot your are just in the hole

[Anonymous No.29996772]

not really sure how but im up 11% today which is how much i was down after lasts weeks hell.

[Anonymous No.29996778]

YOU PUSH IT SOXL

[Anonymous No.29996783]

>>29996467
Drinking excessively to celebrate the renewed bull run. I already started.

[Anonymous No.29996797]

>>29996673
>>29996692
>>29996695
Okay thanks bros. Gonna sell now. I can always count on my /biz/ frens to keep me straight

[Anonymous No.29996802]

>>29996245
Buy puts on CRaBPot. They're about to fail their trial

[Anonymous No.29996818]

>>29996589
4:01pm if you dont see the split animation on the screen then call your broker

[Anonymous No.29996822]

>mfw anons are going to lose 14/15 of their SOXL because they're retards

[Anonymous No.29996825]

5 MINUTES TO THE SPLITTENING

[Anonymous No.29996837]

What time are NIO's earnings?

[Anonymous No.29996842]

Not so bad, I guess. Better than the fucking 8% drop I had on Friday. I might recover in the long term

[Anonymous No.29996847]

Feels good to be back, boys.

[Anonymous No.29996853]

>>29996718
NOT THE WILD CARD!

[Anonymous No.29996881]

SOXL $50 TOMORROW
SELL NOW, SELL NOW

[Anonymous No.29996884]

>>29996825
What's splitting?

[Anonymous No.29996911]

>>29996386
There is this little know ETF know as SOXL, pretty bullish at the moment.

[Anonymous No.29996915]

>>29996587
Just bought 8k shares, how high do ya think we’re going?

[Anonymous No.29996916]

>>29996837
4:05pm

[Anonymous No.29996917]

alpp dropping below the $6 institutional offering price because of a seekinglpha blogger post is maximum retard market in action

[Anonymous No.29996921]

>>29996647
ur fucked.

[Anonymous No.29996923]

>>29996825
PREPARE THE ANTI-DUCT-TAPE!!!

[Anonymous No.29996936]

>>29996818
>call your broker
I use Robinhood

[Anonymous No.29996951]

>>29996496
>SNDL from +7% to basically draw.

It’s the Jews anon.

[Anonymous No.29996956]

MAJOR SOXL news coming out AH, will dump tomorrow... (you) heard it here first

[Anonymous No.29996957]

up 6% today
up 12% since last monday
up 13% this month

barely beating inflation

[Anonymous No.29996961]

>>29996127
Someone shilled me DNLI and its down 10 percent. Fuck whoever did that.

[Anonymous No.29996964]

my bili call I bought this morning just hit $500 profit

gonna sell asap at open since I can't today with my daytrade jew limit

[Anonymous No.29996966]

I should have bought on Friday. You guys told me Monday would be another red day.

[Anonymous No.29996975]

>>29996911
kinda ugly feet

[Anonymous No.29996982]

If CRBP moons I will be able to replace all my lost money sirs
do the needful and buy

[Anonymous No.29996985]

THANK YOU MY GREATEST ALLY

[Anonymous No.29996991]

>Broker's software freezing and preventing me from trading during power hour
Literal nightmare fuel. Thankfully the phone app seems to be working fine.

[Anonymous No.29996997]

STOP GOING DOWN

[Anonymous No.29997005]

>>29996497
Wrong kind of miners, anon.

[Anonymous No.29997028]

>>29996647
Sell dude you're about to lose money

[Anonymous No.29997031]

>>29996589
>he bought today

[Anonymous No.29997036]

>>29996956
Give it to me straight... what did the CEO do this time?
Another horse porn scandal?

[Anonymous No.29997044]

THE SOXL CEO HAS MADE A PUBLIC APPEARANCE AGAIN
DENIES ALL CHARGES

[Anonymous No.29997045]

HERE
WE
GO

[Anonymous No.29997051]

Do I buy GEVO?

[Anonymous No.29997050]

>>29996975
sir, that is a a man

[Anonymous No.29997069]

>>29996964
Extremely based. Anyone in their right mind would have seen that BILI was extremely undervalued last week, it got dumped hard. Glad your call paid out.

[Anonymous No.29997074]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.29997082]

>>29996911
So fucking sexy

[Anonymous No.29997096]

Today's probably been the least volatile day I've seen in a long time.

[Anonymous No.29997098]

>>29996467
Doing school work and contemplating suicide.

[Anonymous No.29997123]

IT'S EXACTLY 4PM WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SHARES

[Anonymous No.29997128]

SOXL NOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.29997130]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

needed this bump for my own mental health, although I do like buying at lower prices. still think AAPL PG LMT O and SHW are undervalued. still don't have too much dry powder to invest as I blew most of it on this last dip

[Anonymous No.29997132]

>>29996911
Is there barrel distortion indicative of a image crop, or is it just my imagination?

[Anonymous No.29997140]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.29997145]

HOW FAR OTM FOR MY SOXL COVERED CALLS TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.29997147]

>>29997050
I dont think that matters here

[Anonymous No.29997157]

the time has come, my fellow /biz/lets.
I am finally a mid six figurefag.
everything I wanted to buy this week is already going up and I feel I've missed my opportunity to buy low sell high for the week.
what do.

[Anonymous No.29997159]

>>29996966
This place was a death zone, the most bearish place I've ever seen over the weekend. It's fucking hilarious that everything is green today. It's almost as if we don't know shit.

[Anonymous No.29997173]

>>29996915
Scratch that, bought another 3k Shares right before market close so now I’ve got 11k shares

[Anonymous No.29997185]

SOXL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.29997193]

>>29996099
Two more weeks!

[Anonymous No.29997197]

Why yes I do only own SOXL how could you tell

[Anonymous No.29997198]

Just went all in on SOXL bros bought 60k worth 1 min before close

[Anonymous No.29997215]

SOXL

[Anonymous No.29997219]

LMAO SOXL SHILLS

[Anonymous No.29997233]

SHARES ARE UPLOADING NOW
O-OH SHIT

[Anonymous No.29997236]

>>29997147
incorrect sir
you have the big gay
do the needful, suicide sir

[Anonymous No.29997259]

>>29996956
Sigh... he got fucking two trannies this time, didn't he?

[Anonymous No.29997277]

>UUUU
>Literally 0,00% today
Lmao what

[Anonymous No.29997291]

GTE is doing ass atm lol
Hopefully it shoots up

[Anonymous No.29997292]

>>29997219
We are LEGION

[Anonymous No.29997294]

OH SOXS SHILL RETARD
WHERE ARE YOU?
DID YOU ENJOY THAT -10% DRAWDOWN
LUM FUD FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.29997295]

should have exited the positions today bro

[Anonymous No.29997316]

>>29997236
fuck off and die

[Anonymous No.29997323]

>>29997159
It's bulls larping as bears to get a better entry. Everyone was expecting a correction.

[Anonymous No.29997340]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.29997341]

Does anyone have the dividend calendar?
I post more butt/booba if so

[Anonymous No.29997350]

>>29996916
EST?

[Anonymous No.29997357]

Fuck yeah!!!!!!! Massive day! AMTX up 51.8% Do you have any comment anon who said for me to kill my self for shilling it and it was a scam?

[Anonymous No.29997372]

I heard the SOXL CEO has an onlyfans page

[Anonymous No.29997373]

so I should be buying some SOXL leaps tomorrow after the split right?

[Anonymous No.29997378]

>+$83,987.58 (+10.72%)
>nearly lost to daily SOXL inflation
Phew, that was a close one.

[Anonymous No.29997394]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.71%, v nice nice. Green across the board except for gold n oil as yields close p much exactly where they were on Friday. VIX squished hardcore as institutional shorts on it reach really, really high levols, indices up. Reassuring (but unsurprising) start 2 the week, glad I added to equities on Friday :3

[Anonymous No.29997397]

>>29997316
heedful of the needful suicide big reddit gay

[Anonymous No.29997412]

>>29997031
I didnt realize that fake grass came with artificial brown spots on it, what a fucking disgusting yard, have some pride of ownership. 0/10.

[Anonymous No.29997437]

>>29997130
I have several k's in cash in case something bad happens this year and I am aiming at KO, 3M, VZ and all the other boomer shit.
I am not buying anything if it's green.
Just recently I successfully bought the bottom of Nestle (for now at least?), which is close to 3% divs for this year

[Anonymous No.29997440]

BILI outperformed SOXL today

[Anonymous No.29997473]

>>29996982
I smell a disgusting Pajeet.

[Anonymous No.29997490]

>emergency regarding a deposit
>have to call TDA
>Estimated wait time 120 minutes

Ah so this is the power of boomer brokerages

[Anonymous No.29997495]

WAKE ME UP
BEFORE YOU GO GO

[Anonymous No.29997507]

>>29997394
9.30%. BILI carried my entire portfolio.

[Anonymous No.29997519]

Those who know, know. This shit will fucking moon

[Anonymous No.29997527]

>>29997394
One of my calls on a random Chinese company spiked up 50% and then back down. Missed the selling window because I was driving.
Other than that good day, up 6%.

[Anonymous No.29997528]

CRBP SHILL WHERE ARE YOU LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK

[Anonymous No.29997541]

>>29997277
Checks the options. Last week a OTM call was worth .50c a share.

[Anonymous No.29997544]

5.81% today not bad but need 3 more of these days to even make up for the last few weeks of losses

[Anonymous No.29997545]

>>29997490
Your mistake was calling at the end of the business day.

[Anonymous No.29997549]

>>29997440
Good thing I own both. My portfolio is conservatively spread across SOXL, BILI and NTDOY.

[Anonymous No.29997553]

Heard SOXL CEO got caught having a gay threesome with Graeme O'Neill and Alex Karp, sell sell sell everything now

[Anonymous No.29997562]

/smg/ is pretty euphoric right now

[Anonymous No.29997567]

>>29997394
probably up about 2%, depending on how my mutual funds pan out.

[Anonymous No.29997575]

HOLY SHIT TURN ON THE NEWS
SOMEONE HIJACKED THE NEW SOXL SHARES HUGE FUCKING POLICE CHASE OUTSIDE THE STOCK EXCHANGE

[Anonymous No.29997579]

WHERE ARE MY SOXL SHARES SOXL CEO? STOP GETTING BLOWIES FROM HOOKERS IN THE PARKING GARAGE REEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.29997578]

>>29997440
Who cares I bought 100 shares right before close today and I will sell 15 covered calls on my shares tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.29997593]

>>29997394
Up nearly 7% today which puts me back where I was before I took out 15k to buy crypto. Still down about 10% from my ath though.

[Anonymous No.29997598]

>>29993842
>No UTOLF
Shit list tbqh famalama

[Anonymous No.29997607]

BSC ecosystem is growing extremely fast
So there is no reason to wait
Join really fantastic Swirge and make money with joy
>I hold SWG, token price got great liquidity this year

[Anonymous No.29997609]

>>29997291
I’m predicting 3.00 EOY. I sold right befor earnings I’m gonna try to get back in at .8 to feel extra comfy for 100k shares

[Anonymous No.29997610]

>>29997473
I am a CRBPajeet sir
>>29997528
i am glad you did the needful

[Anonymous No.29997619]

>>29997394
Extremely /comfy/ +4.05% today. Feels very relieving to have a green day again. Sold some covered calls, bought back in to SU, spent some loose change on Cielo for gambling funsies. Hopefully we have a pretty good week now.

[Anonymous No.29997620]

>>29997394
+ 1%, if they do raise the interest rates next year that means food stock bear market, thats why I loaded up on Amazon and Pool to counter attack. I call it the little war

[Anonymous No.29997624]

w-where are my SOXL shares.

[Anonymous No.29997636]

>>29997519
that's my boy ANVS and it will make us rich

[Anonymous No.29997643]

>After-Hours NOK
It's just gonna battle it out to see if its a little above or under $4 forever, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.29997647]

>>29997394
I'M A WAGIE WOJAK
SHORT AND STOUT
HERE IS MY HANDLE
LIFE IS JUST ENDLESS PAIN

VIX fucked me hard. Everyone shorting when a drawback and VIX to 50 would be actually really bullish for more up

[Anonymous No.29997650]

>everyone posting gains
>I'm still bagholding crypto stocks
heh...

[Anonymous No.29997657]

>>29997394
+2.44% ($859). Feels good not getting shaken out on Friday. POOMP EET.

[Anonymous No.29997662]

FUCK FUCK FUCK BROS

APPARENTLY SOXL IS GOING TO DUMP UNDER 70 TOMMOROW, THE CEO JUST SAID SO FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.29997672]

>>29997437
Nestle is kinda risky. They get hate for child slave labour for some reason and for using fake nurses to tell mothers not to breast feed and buy Nestle formulas instead, which lead to children death in poor countries.
I'm not sure what's people's problem, but I think you should take this into consideration.

[Anonymous No.29997687]

REFRESH YOUR TRADING APP
SOXL CEO JUST PUT SHARES IN MY INBOX

[Anonymous No.29997693]

>>29997519
What’s this?

[Anonymous No.29997694]

>>29997553
Hot

[Anonymous No.29997696]

>>29997394
bros am I doing this right?

[Anonymous No.29997697]

>>29993715
Rycey

[Anonymous No.29997715]

>didn't buy shit during the dips but this is still nice for today

[Anonymous No.29997723]

>>29997553
Good networking, that's actually bullish.

[Anonymous No.29997724]

>>29997650

[Anonymous No.29997725]

HOLY SHIT A PLANE JUST FLEW INTO SOXL

[Anonymous No.29997739]

You DID buy BILI when you were told to last week, right?

[Anonymous No.29997741]

>>29997519
Wat stonk

[Anonymous No.29997749]

>>29993626
Burry keeps spamming hyperinflation posts on twitter, yet he recently made C hist top holding, why?, shouldn't banks shit the bed first during a crisis?, this retard gets into things very early, maybe he knows something is going to happen in the next months or years, but what could it be?

[Anonymous No.29997762]

WHY ISNT MY NIO ORDER GOING THROUGH? I JUST WANT 270 SHARES

PLS EXPLAIN ITS BEEN 7 MINS @ MARKET

ILL SUCK COCK

[Anonymous No.29997763]

BIG NEWS GUYS
soxl ceo gave someone a blowjob at dragoncon and stole the guy's wallet, this will be all over the news tomorrow SELL SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.29997774]

>>29997490
You're going to be waiting a while, behind all the people calling about why their SOXL buys lost 95% of its value today

[Anonymous No.29997793]

>>29997687
WTF are you a time traveler?

[Anonymous No.29997795]

>>29997739
I will put $25k into BILI right now if you can justify it while posting fat anime tits.

[Anonymous No.29997796]

>>29997545
When's the best time to call?

[Anonymous No.29997801]

>>29997739
I bought at $140 and sold at $120

[Anonymous No.29997805]

>>29996141
I do, and it's a wild ride

[Anonymous No.29997820]

I bought WKHS cheapies today for $16.50! DIAMOND HANDS NEVER GONNA SELL! ROCKETSHIP TO THE MOON! TIME TO SQUEEZE!

Just look at that MAJESTIC HORSE!

[Anonymous No.29997822]

>>29997394
+5.86%, biggest gainers Momentus, RocketLab and Maxar

[Anonymous No.29997854]

>>29997763
sounds kinda bullish since he profited from the event

[Anonymous No.29997866]

>>29997796
At least for Schwab, if I call before noon I can usually get someone within 5 mins.

[Anonymous No.29997887]

SOXLbros... im feeling pretty fucking good right now

[Anonymous No.29997917]

i wanted to put my 2000 euro's in a safe stock, which ones do you reccomend that will rise up in 3 or 5 months ?

[Anonymous No.29997921]

>>29997394
+1.08%

I'm happy, just gotta keep this up now so I can get out of my NNDM bags

[Anonymous No.29997925]

>>29997887
Do I buy?

[Anonymous No.29997924]

Didn't beat inflation.
>>29997749
I really didn't understand that either when I saw that. Burry must know something very specific about C which doesn't apply to other banks. Maybe it's just undervalued.

[Anonymous No.29997935]

>soxl up .04% after hours
holy shit we will never stop pushing will we?

[Anonymous No.29997955]

>>29997696
Nice anon.

[Anonymous No.29997954]

>>29997650
When you say crypto stocks, you mean MARA and BFARF right?

[Anonymous No.29997973]

>>29994186
does that mean like, they have only ever built 7 vehicles or they only have 7 vehicles?
if its the former wtf.

[Anonymous No.29997980]

>>29997954
BFARF and ARBKF

[Anonymous No.29997988]

>>29993626
should i sell mara?

[Anonymous No.29997999]

>>29997822
Based and ARKXpilled

[Anonymous No.29998004]

>>29997924
maybe they will manage the official talmudic shitcoin or something like that?, I haven't found any relevant info about citigroup

[Anonymous No.29998020]

>>29996611
Not sure, was hoping someone could tell me lol. If it's a long term hold (as it is for me) I wouldn't worry. Historically earnings sucks but historically over the longer term it's evened out.

[Anonymous No.29998024]

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FUCKING SOXL SHARES RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.29998044]

>>29997643
it's a finnish boomer stock

[Anonymous No.29998048]

>>29997739
Yes!

[Anonymous No.29998053]

>>29997917
HD

[Anonymous No.29998058]

>Buy RKT just for the upcoming special dividend
>Keeps going up all day
>Keeps going up after hours
>Will use dividend to buy more SOXL

[Anonymous No.29998084]

>>29997350
yeah but looks like they're a little later than expected

[Anonymous No.29998093]

>>29997562
Last week, /smg/ thought it's gonna be March 2020 all over again.

[Anonymous No.29998102]

does anyone know the time of NIO Q4 earnings?

[Anonymous No.29998107]

>>29997051
green aviation fuel... probably big deal soon
cofounder being on biden's team will probably help that
plus we're bottoming out after a pretty heavy market dump

i dunno, no, sounds terrible to me

[Anonymous No.29998128]

Fuck GTE. Gonna have to hold onto this for months just to make a profit.

[Anonymous No.29998132]

Bros, hope you bought the GTECH dip. BIG youtubers are buying.. daniel stronk, meet kevin, FE. Shits gonna blow, someone posted daniel stronks private group DD on stocktwits

[Anonymous No.29998133]

>>29997619
Naisunaisu
>>29997620
Ratty have u heard the rumors they will have to (briefly) raise rates in MARCH to prevent short-term real rates from going negative as they use all the money in the treasury general account :o
Even tho they pricing in 3 rate hikes or whatever I litorally don't believe they'll be able to kekkies

[Anonymous No.29998144]

>>29996128
Still doing the needful and holding CRBP here, sirs. Moon mission is a GO. My moon mission music starting at 2:30: https://youtu.be/TIEv71zVv78?t=149

[Anonymous No.29998159]

POST
DAILY
GAINS
RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[Anonymous No.29998184]

>>29998107
I've got 89k in cash waiting to be invested... I'm boutta finna put it all in GEVO

[BCRX Shill !Ly7MRw0CGU No.29998196]

>>29997394
I beat inflation.

[Anonymous No.29998203]

>>29998159

[Anonymous No.29998264]

>>29998159
It’s not much but it’s mine

[BCRX Shill !Ly7MRw0CGU No.29998278]

>>29998196

[Anonymous No.29998306]

>>29997672
that happened like 6 years ago.
I don't understand people. Just last year they hit an ATH.
/smg/ is literally the only place on the Internet that remembers this..and I was in Switzerland myself.

[Anonymous No.29998329]

WTF people are saying SOXL is going to lose 90% overnight and I can't trade afterhours WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.29998342]

WHERE THE FUCK ARE ME SHARES BIDEN I KNOW YOU ARE GIVING SOXL CEO HEAD RN WHERE ARE THEY REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.29998347]

>>29997795
I'll be honest here, I can't justify such a big position right now at this price. I could justify a big 25K position in one go (or in a few buys) when we were still at like $60 or something, but as of now it's a tad too much. Maybe in a long term DCA, but it would be better to buy dips, much like last week, as BILI likes to do +12% -8% days and so on. You may want to listen to other anons that have a 200$ price target, they likely did their research better than me, my own target was 120$, and it shows no signs of stopping, so I was wrong already. Though I'm glad I was wrong, for once.

[Anonymous No.29998353]

>>29997394
I bought more AQB cheapies at 7.1

[Anonymous No.29998363]

WHY THE FUCK DID SOXL JUST DROP $600 A SHARE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED???????

[Anonymous No.29998379]

>>29998159
I am still down 33% from gamestop because I didnt take a 10% profit after robinhood locked.

[Anonymous No.29998380]

BBC BREAKING NEWS: SOXL SHARES HAVE BEEN SEIZED BY IRANIAN MILITIAS IN SYRIA

[Anonymous No.29998409]

>>29997394
Up 3.57%
Lumber, oil, semiconductors, and CXW took me up
Miners dragged me down.

[Anonymous No.29998415]

>>29998159
Check these trips

[Anonymous No.29998416]

>>29998363
holy FUCK

[Anonymous No.29998435]

>>29998306
Dont they buy small towns water sources, bottle it and sell it back to them? Nestle are assholes supreme.

[Anonymous No.29998444]

>futures

[Anonymous No.29998451]

>>29998363
Nigger, it's 638$

[Anonymous No.29998461]

>>29998329
my wife gave me a big smooch soI will be nice to you: the share is splitting, the value goes down but you get more shares. You won’t lose money

[Anonymous No.29998463]

>>29998329
you fucked bro, why'd you buy today lmao

[Anonymous No.29998480]

>>29996481
I'm surprised I'm not seeing more about RKT
WSB seems pretty high on it and it's making some gains recently
Plus it's giving out a $1.10 dividend on the 9th

[Anonymous No.29998481]

SOXL RUGPULL HOLY FUCK

[Anonymous No.29998503]

>>29998159

[Anonymous No.29998504]

>>29998159
>>29997394

Was a good day

[Anonymous No.29998508]

>>29997394
Up 2.7%
First day in quite some time the cubes beat me.

[Anonymous No.29998511]

>>29998415
>>29998159
Forgot to heckin attach the image

[Anonymous No.29998512]

Just bought 8500 shares of GEVO

[Anonymous No.29998520]

>there are "people" who sold during this correction instead of buying the dip

[Anonymous No.29998529]

>>29998380
What... that doesnt make any sense..

[Anonymous No.29998531]

>THEY BOUGHT SOXL BEFORE THE SPLIT

RETARDED REDDITORS KEK

[Anonymous No.29998539]

>>29998264
Are you shorting KIM?

[Anonymous No.29998552]

>>29998512
Congrats it'll be $50 EOY from what I hear

[Anonymous No.29998557]

WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SOXLIEGO

[Anonymous No.29998592]

>>29998520

[Anonymous No.29998598]

>>29998531
what are we going to DO?!

[Anonymous No.29998607]

>>29998435
And? Name one big company that isn't shit.
VW, GM, Nike, Apple...name one that is high in moral.

[Anonymous No.29998618]

DUE TO ELECTRONIC INFETTERENCE SOXL SHARES WILL BE DELIVERED BY MAIL
SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.29998633]

Explain this to me SOXLosers.

[Anonymous No.29998640]

>>29998380
A-atleast my ktos will break even then

[Anonymous No.29998649]

>>29998480
wall street doesnt trust mortgage companies because its still brand new to the markets

[Anonymous No.29998661]

What's wrong with buying soxl before the split? don't you just get more shares after? All my money is tied up in GTE anyway.

[Anonymous No.29998674]

A SOXL split just flew over my house!

[Anonymous No.29998680]

>>29998632
>>29998632
>>29998632
>>29998632
Baked when needed
>>29998632
>>29998632
>>29998632
>>29998632

[Anonymous No.29998684]

>>29998159

[Anonymous No.29998685]

Reminder to eat egg for a happy and healthy body while trading.

[Anonymous No.29998687]

NEWSWIRE UPDATE FROM EUROPEAN SERVICE : SOXL HAS INVADED POLAND

[Anonymous No.29998697]

>>29998633
Forgot image

[Anonymous No.29998701]

I'm down 15% today, what brand of rope do you boys recommend?

[Anonymous No.29998724]

>>29993626
GL9.IR Glanbia plc 10.76 4:32PM GMT +0.01 +0.09% 452,446 478,872 3.141B
HBAR-USD HederaHashgraph USD 0.1235 9:21PM GMT +0.0104 +9.1632% 96.939M 77.913M 921.339M
UDVD.L SPDR S&P US Dividend Aristocrats UCITS ETF Dis 62.50 4:35PM GMT +1.03 +1.68% 53,862 22,658 -
SPYW.F SPDR S&P Euro Dividend Aristocrats UCITS ETF 21.20 4:01PM CET +0.09 +0.40% 36 190 -
SPYG.F SPDR S&P UK Dividend Aristocrats UCITS ETF 11.82 4:01PM CET +0.01 +0.08% 900 210 -
XOM Exxon Mobil Corporation 56.41 4:00PM EST +2.04 +3.75% 32.995M 29.039M 241.062B
RDSA.AS Royal Dutch Shell plc 17.23 5:39PM CET +0.33 +1.94% 15.922M 14.768M 129.96B
KRZ.IR Kerry Group plc 102.50 4:30PM GMT +2.55 +2.55% 277,487 254,883 18.112B
IL0A.IR Permanent TSB Group Holdings plc 1.1150 4:19PM GMT +0.0150 +1.36% 21,585 196,345 506.985M
A5G.IR AIB Group plc 1.9080 4:36PM GMT +0.0450 +2.42% 3.233M 4.561M 5.179B
BIRG.IR Bank of Ireland Group plc 3.5160 4:30PM GMT +0.1360 +4.02% 3.764M 2.69M 3.793B
WFC Wells Fargo & Company 37.08 4:00PM EST +0.91 +2.52% 25.440M 36.519M 152.619B
GBS.L Gold Bullion Securities ETC 161.98 5:02PM GMT +1.24 +0.77% 8,578 7,522 -
LINK-USD Chainlink USD 26.68 9:20PM GMT +2.31 +9.46% 2.209B 4.472B 10.938B

[Anonymous No.29998728]

Holy fuck why is the thread so filled with newfags who think a split is a newsworthy event

[Anonymous No.29998755]

>>29998520
>correction
Weak hands deserve to stay poor

[Anonymous No.29998782]

>>29998661
only if you bought by close on Friday are you entitled to the split

If you bought today I have some bad news

[Anonymous No.29998805]

tomorrow is red

[Anonymous No.29998806]

I'm financial ruined, my soxl STONKS just tanked 93%!!

[Anonymous No.29998815]

>>29998363
I SHOULD HAVE NEVER BOUGHT. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE LISTENED TO /BIZ/. I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED.

[Anonymous No.29998828]

HOW IS THIS ALLOWED MY PORTFOLIO IS DOWN 50% BECAUSE OF THE SOXL SPLIT WTF

[Anonymous No.29998829]

>>29998607
Im not saying they aren't, im just saying nestle is a particular shade of shitty.. i mean, the whole foxcon, suicide nets thing is wild dont get me wrong. But monopolizing peoples drinking water?

[Anonymous No.29998904]

>>29996245
SPAC, duh. If Niggerspac2 becomes available soon you could unironically do it. 35k is more realistic though.

[Anonymous No.29998907]

>>29998782
What's the point of fudding this when the anons will know you're lying by time markets are back open?

[Anonymous No.29998949]

>>29998728
>he took the bait

[Anonymous No.29998954]

>>29998728
sperging over splits is normal. Remember the Tesla and Apple split?

[Anonymous No.29999007]

>>29998133
idk, I just punched a hole in the wall and now Im bleeding

[Anonymous No.29999064]

>>29998907
>He doesn't know

[Anonymous No.29999100]

>>29998949
Why the fuck are you wasting your time by shitposting if you know it's a meaningless event?

[Anonymous No.29999180]

>>29999100
phaggot

[Anonymous No.29999193]

>>29999100
What else is there to do outside of market hours?

[Anonymous No.29999234]

I need someone to direct me to someplace where they shill canadian small caps, i barely have any american ones available as eurofag

[Anonymous No.29999350]

>>29997795
I'm too tired now to write an essay.
Remember me tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.29999388]

>>29998907
Oh boy...

[Anonymous No.29999438]

>>29999100
Check'd n kek'd. sad as it may sound, i do for the lulz

[Anonymous No.29999470]

you need precious metals to build the semiconductors that will mine the crypto, why cant we all play along

[Anonymous No.29999518]

if one of you gets 30M I'll buy whatever you shill

[Anonymous No.29999521]

How do oil chads feel about UCO?

[Anonymous No.29999629]

WHERE ARE MY SOXL SHARES FIDELITY

[Anonymous No.29999645]

>>29999470
>he hasn't heard
Scientists today have discovered that semiconductors can be made purely out of SOXL shares, and recent developments point out that SOXL will be more affordable than ever in the very near future. Buy buy buy!

[Anonymous No.29999784]

>>29999234
Gtech, weed, 70% profit margin