Rich larpers

[Anonymous No.30042369]

The crypto millionaire is the most annoying type of rich person.
There are two types of you fags:

1. The basement dweller. You live in your mom's basement, all your clothes are shit, your furniture is shit, you eat at McDonald's etc. It's because you're so addicted to crypto gains that you never sell, you only hold and hold.

2. The newly rich zoomer. You cash out your crypto gains regularly but you don't have refined taste because you're literally just an IQ 100 normie who happened to stumble upon some money that didn't require skill or smarts to aquire (no matter how much you like to think crypto investing is big brain stuff). You drive the most tasteless car, live in a tasteless New York apartment and buy ugly contemporary art you don't even understand.

[Anonymous No.30042457]

>>30042369
>t. seething nocoiner

[Anonymous No.30042583]

>>30042457
>nocoiner

Crypto is the lowest level of investing. There is absolutely no shame in being a "nocoiner".

[Anonymous No.30042688]

>>30042369

>bedsheets at 100% humidity

[Anonymous No.30042689]

>>30042369
facts about me
zommie
but not retarded
up 20000%
never bought a food coin or shit that gets shilled here
>i am the exception.

[Anonymous No.30042792]

>>30042583
Yeah well enjoy your lack or financial growth retard

[Anonymous No.30042879]

>>30042369
>you don't have refined
>being "a proper millionaire" automatically means having a "refined taste"

LMAO

[Anonymous No.30042942]

>>30042369
>The Teslashill millionaire is the most annoying type of rich person.
>There are two types of you fags:
>
>1. The basement dweller. You live in your mom's basement, all your clothes are shit, your furniture is shit, you eat at McDonald's etc. It's because you're so addicted to Tesla gains that you never sell, you only hold and hold.
>
>2. The newly rich zoomer. You cash out your Tesla gains regularly but you don't have refined taste because you're literally just an IQ 100 normie who happened to stumble upon some money that didn't require skill or smarts to aquire (no matter how much you like to think crypto investing is big brain stuff). You drive the most tasteless car, the Model 2, live in a tasteless New York apartment and always retweet Elon's dumbass tweets you don't even understand.

[Anonymous No.30042970]

>>30042369
Sleeping in that bed must be humid af, imagine the chlorine smell

[Anonymous No.30042998]

>>30042792
I invest in Pokemon cards, retard. Enjoy not getting Charizard gains, retard.
Retard.
Retard.

[Anonymous No.30043003]

>>30042583
In investment the only metric is the money you make. You believing you're part of some 'aristocracy' because you keep your money to the stock market and don't invest in crypto is just you being deluded.
Keep coping.

[Anonymous No.30043048]

>>30043003
My only argument was that crypto is kiddie stocks and this argument still holds even if you made a trillion billion dollars with the said kiddie stocks.

[Anonymous No.30043067]

>>30042583
>I would rather stay poor so I can wage for Mr Goldstein
Show nose

[Anonymous No.30043085]

>>30042369
You sound like a coping faggot
>n-noooooo that's not you handle money!!

[Anonymous No.30043224]

>>30043048
I'm confused, do you invest to say that you're a grown up investor, or do you invest to make money?

[Anonymous No.30043228]

>>30043048
What does this even mean? The only thing that matters is making money. You sound like an insufferable 16 y/o.

[Anonymous No.30043263]

>>30042583
COPE

[Anonymous No.30043361]

>>30042583
imagine thinking it’s somehow better to be poor

[Anonymous No.30043393]

>>30042583
He’s actually a no-coiner

[linkpool drama thread No.30043443]

>>30042970
it's just for fucking obvs but yeah it looks pretty uncomfterble

[Anonymous No.30043463]

>>30043048
dude you literally invest in fucking pokemon cards fuck off

[Anonymous No.30043477]

>>30042369
>you put your wallet on your sidetable but accidentally knock it into the pool
>soggy wallet

[Anonymous No.30043482]

>>30042369
>be alpha chad
>does not care what old money thinks

[Anonymous No.30043490]

>>30043443
ffs fuck this autofill name bullshit

[Anonymous No.30043553]

>>30042369
>1. The basement dweller. You live in your mom's basement, all your clothes are shit, your furniture is shit, you eat at McDonald's etc. It's because you're so addicted to crypto gains that you never sell, you only hold and hold.

this is actually the most based type of rich. all the money in the world, choosing to rot away in a basement. rejecting normie status and jewish vices.

[Anonymous No.30043574]

What about CLF millionaires

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/american-manufacturing-roar-back-morning-brief-110228696.html

https://www.reddit.com/r/Vitards/comments/lv03mh/what_happened_whats_going_to_happen_the_10year/

[Anonymous No.30043597]

>>30043574
tranny, you've lost a million dollars.

[Anonymous No.30043600]

>>30043553
Exactly

[Anonymous No.30043628]

>>30042369
>There are two types of you fags:
You're both.

[Anonymous No.30043696]

You.

[Anonymous No.30043732]

>>30042369
>It's because you're so addicted to crypto gains that you never sell, you only hold and hold.

this but unironically

[Anonymous No.30043765]

>>30042688
i felt this

[Anonymous No.30043835]

>>30042369
>all your clothes are shit, your furniture is shit, you eat at McDonald's etc. It's because you're so addicted to crypto gains that you never sell, you only hold and hold.
it me lol
but not in mom's basement
ain't gettin me corns nigger

[Anonymous No.30043863]

>>30042583
max copium

[Anonymous No.30043919]

>>30042369
Agree completely. I hate the second type of person in particular. That new york times article "everyone is getting hilariously rich except you" from January 2018 illustrates the type. These worthless human beings contribute nothing of value to the world. They are languid, aloof, spoilt modern-day fucks. As they move into their thirties living that lifestyle they become pathetic man-children, despite the glorification of neetdom on here. The same type of person would have been hugely into internet poker about ten years - they feel entitled to have a rich, plush lifestyle with a minimalist apartment and partying without having to do the kind of hard work others do.

[Anonymous No.30043947]

>>30043696

[Anonymous No.30044078]

>>30042369
I’m the first type, I’ve made it already last bullrun and I’m still here.

[Anonymous No.30044111]

>>30042369
That’s a terrible place for a bed. Too humid

[Anonymous No.30044124]

>>30043919
>they feel entitled to have a rich, plush lifestyle with a minimalist apartment and partying without having to do the kind of hard work others do.

>>30043919
There's three ways to win in this world: be first, be smarter, or cheat.
Don't feel entitled to the gains of other people's due diligence.

[Anonymous No.30044132]

C >>30042369 C
O >>30042583 O
P >>30042998 P
E >>30043048 E

[Anonymous No.30044134]

>>30043696
Imagining coping this much out of something that's only good for you. Fuck normies are so cringe.

[Anonymous No.30044147]

Why would you want to sleep over chlorine fumes?

[Anonymous No.30044192]

>>30043048
>crypto is kiddie stocks
>literally invests in pokemon cards.

[Anonymous No.30044236]

>>30043919
Now that's some cope.
Couldn't you say the same about slaves and patricians in ancient romes? I'd rather be a patrician.

[Anonymous No.30044346]

>>30043947
This picture disgust me

[Anonymous No.30044411]

>>30042583
HAHAHAHA cope

[Anonymous No.30044563]

you guys realize that he's baiting right?

[Anonymous No.30044637]

>>30042369
Imagine the humidity.

[Anonymous No.30045304]

>>30043696
>>30043947
yeah this cartoonist is a fucking faggot, you know they’re shit when they have to draw themselves in the explain their point.

[Anonymous No.30045472]

>>30042583
FUCKING KEK

NOCOINERS BTFO

[Anonymous No.30045570]

>>30042583
>Crypto is the lowest level of investing.

[Anonymous No.30046324]

>>30043947
>mfw CZ Shadow 2
That fat piece of shit has no right to be in possession of glorious Czechnology such as that...

[Anonymous No.30046417]

>>30042583
Just because you don't feel it doesn't mean it isn't shameful.

[Anonymous No.30046672]

>>30046324
>CZ Shadow
It's just a piece of metal that if you use without government approval they'll just take it off you what's the big deal?

[Anonymous No.30048201]

>>30042369
>POSTING FROM MY MANSION

[Anonymous No.30048675]

>think I got lucky investing in crapto
>every person who started at the same time is doing worse than me

[Anonymous No.30048915]

>>30043696
none of that shit is true
if you are decently swole
females usually eyeball fuuck you its genetics and biology
then you get to coom inside their vaginas without a condom

[Anonymous No.30049001]

This is the same person that got totally buttmad that anon made a thread saying they hope BLM and mental illness rights doesnt come to the crypto space. They dont have any investments they just think shitting up the board is sticking it to the patriarchy or some nonsense. My financial advice: $ROPE

[Anonymous No.30049189]

>>30042369
This is one of those images that look kinda cool at first but if you spend more than 5 seconds thinking about it you realize just how fucking stupid the idea is. Imagine trying to fall asleep in a place with 60% humidity and chlorine vapors.

[Anonymous No.30049348]

>>30048201
looks generic, soul-less and uncomfy desu

[Anonymous No.30049484]

>>30042583
Typical nocoiner cope. Buy signal