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Four days, no official update. Time to throw in the towel? Actually starting to lose hope here

>> No.30087069

>>30086978
Towels, in Mumbai? Shirley you jest.

>> No.30087135

>>30087069
What do you think I've been using to protect my nutsack from leering pakistani whores?

>> No.30087264

Damn Mat *really* broke something

>> No.30087794

>>30087264
I hear he was blackmailing Johnny with pictures of him rimming horses in order to rim his wife.

>> No.30088078

>>30087794
I heard the horse rimmed Jonny’s horsewife while Mat filmed and rimmed the first horse, all while chanting “NO NIGGERS NO KIKES, GIVE ME ALL YOUR FACEBOOK LIKES! NO NIGGERS NO KIKES, GIVE ME ALL YOUR FACEBOOK LIKES!”
This video was uploaded and shared on the ChainLink team client email list so Sergey had to lie and pretend that his blood sugar was low and the local McDonald’s were all out of Big Macs to explain why he was so ornery.

>> No.30088332

do they even make horse sized towels?

>> No.30088494

C'mon Jonny, take the reins and steer this back on track. Show the neighsayers that you ain't horsing around.

>> No.30088657

>>30088494
He giddied on out of here last weekend. You'll find him in some Argentinian ranch tending to the horses.

>> No.30088678

pool's closed

>> No.30088965

What's this about horses? I'm an outsider, I just saw some threads about their DEX being broken and one of the founders exiting and dumping the orderbook empty.

>> No.30089101

>>30088965
The CEO (Jonny Huxstable) has a particularly equine taste if you catch my tongue.

>> No.30089126

>>30086978
Insider here. We're all escaping to Jonny's secret hideaway before exit scamming you fucks. Later biz

>> No.30089161

>>30087135
A handful of dirt and three yellow raisins.