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[ERROR] No.30187877 [Reply] [Original]

>No pumpin'
>We're dumpin'
>Once you're broke, you won't be humpin'
>Cuz girls don't like broke dudes and won't give them a blumpkin'
>And you'll always be broke cuz the market is slumpin'
>Uh uh
>Yeah
>Uh Uh
>Cuz the market is slumpin'
>You aint gettin' no blumpkin
That's my song. I wrote it. A blumpkin is when a girl gives a guy a blowjob when he's taking a shit on the toilet and only rich dudes get them because girls will only do it to rich men.

>> No.30188061

>>30187877
You bear faggots always come out of every crevice to try and get retards to sell. Newsflash retard, you arent a bear, youre too broke to be a bear, youre too much of a coward to be a bear. You were created in a test tube in a pig fetus, smothered in chicken shit. Thats why youre ugly, will always be ugly, and your mother will not mourn your death because she will finally be relieved of having birthed and put up with such an embarrassment of a human being.

The most obvious choice in life for you, is to drink a bottle of sleeping pills and down it with gasoline.

You were never loved
You will never be loved
You hate yourself as much as everyone hates you
You will die alone.

>> No.30188083

>>30187877
You bear faggots always come out of every crevice to try and get retards to sell. Newsflash retard, you arent a bear, youre too broke to be a bear, youre too much of a coward to be a bear. You were created in a test tube in a pig fetus, smothered in chicken shit. Thats why youre ugly, will always be ugly, and your mother will not mourn your death because she will finally be relieved of having birthed and put up with such an embarrassment of a human being.

The most obvious choice in life for you, is to drink a bottle of sleeping pills and down it with gasoline.

You were never loved
You will never be loved
You hate yourself as much as everyone hates you
You will die alone.

>> No.30188158

>>30188061
>>30188083
Nice bot. A bot like you will never become rich enough to get a blumpkin from a hot babe.

>> No.30188176

>>30187877
My friend's tradwife (who loves Jesus and wouldn't let their kids watch Disney movies because magic is from the devil) gave him a surprise blumpkin. They lived in a trailer. Your theory is flawed.

>> No.30188276

>>30188176
>Loves Jesus
>Redpilled on (((Disney)))
>Gives blumpkins to her trailerman
That woman sounds like a truly good woman. But her husband must be rich because they only give the blumpkins to the rich men.