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JUST IN: Keli Callighan, head of marketing at Algorand, today confirmed she will allow anyone with more than 1k ALGO as of March 15 to sniff her feet for 2 full minutes at the Boston Marathon (Oct 11, 2021). Get your bag now bros

>> No.30292901

She must be shitty marketing head because at least this coin of theirs does nothing besides correlating with Bitcoin movements.

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>>30292901
don't worry anon, even with only 100 coins you can get yourself a nice comfy bag, I know the shills here have rotted your brain as to what the term "marketing" actually entails

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>>30292620
What d-do I get for owning 300k Algos

>> No.30293662

>>30293550
check your inbox

>> No.30293835

>>30292620
How much algos to creampie her

>> No.30293962

>>30293550

600 minutes of feet sniffing

>> No.30294070

>>30292620
only if she runs the marathon first

>> No.30294322

>>30292620
I have 152K algo. May I inseminate her?

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>>30294322
don't be crude anon

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>>30292620
Even ALGO is coming out with dank memes

>> No.30295275

>>30293962
top kek

>> No.30295496

>>30292620
bros i would legit lick her butthole clean

>> No.30296464

>>30295266
mmm..mmmmm. This is dank

>> No.30296525

>>30292620
I declare her the official mommy of /biz/

>> No.30296767

>>30295496
Excuse me, I would appreciate if you would not talk about my mommy like that

>> No.30298235

>>30296767
she's my mummy. her milk is MINE

>> No.30298355

>>30296525
good thing you're a retarded nigger baby and nobody gives a shit what you have to say

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>>30292620
I don't care about her feet... Does she have those ALGO milkers? Can someone investigate?