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>> No.30307477

Is it better to
>invest in dividend stocks/ETFs, live off dividend only

>invest in blend of growth stocks/bonds, live off of selling off pieces here and there

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>> No.30307514
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Howd you do today anon?
I'm up 5% day here

>> No.30307522
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Enjoy the GREEN and the weekend break, bros

>> No.30307526
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SOXL is the answer
to the US economy
And the cure for cancer
Like the other day Lum came to my house
And gave me a blow job
She licked my dick up and down
Like it was corn on the cob

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Going to chick-fil-a what y’all want. Only applies to people who finished the week green.

>> No.30307542

Expect lots of bears to run their stupid mouths this weekend because they sold the bottom or held shitty stocks this week.

>> No.30307554

blending turd with my banana shake

>> No.30307560

The latter is better if you take care of your portfolio but the former is better if you just want to invest your money and forget about it.

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>> No.30307566
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There's no way we've recovered right? Especially this steeply.

>> No.30307581
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Dip Buyers report in racistly

>> No.30307590
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Eurofag here, no clue what exactly they have just get me a chicken burger or some shit with OIL please.

>> No.30307595
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even though Jahy is still only in manga, posting anime to trigger homosexual men.

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she did no such thing

>> No.30307601
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EYES $14 on open $642 EOY

>> No.30307604
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Mommy Cathie will save us, repent ye sinners.
Also Lum out.

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post portfolios

>> No.30307610

I’m kind of retarded so that probably answers my question, but should I look into selling a covered put for SOXL?

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>> No.30307619
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All in cash hoping the dip isnt over

>> No.30307621
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I bought and sold 250 shares of NOK on robinhood and I recently learned about ADR fees but would like some clarification, if I don't still hold ADRs can I still be fee'd for the prior transaction? If my account balance is 0 and the fee eventually comes through can that trigger an overdraft fee?

I haven't found an answer to this anywhere, i want to withdraw the 20 dollars in my account but dont want to be fee'd for overdraft if some ADR fee eventually rolls in.

>> No.30307623
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Don't be upset honey what we had was special. I'll be back for that ass next week

>> No.30307647

I'll live off dividends once i'm 60+ years of age.

>> No.30307677

3 day bear market, now for a 10 year bull run

>> No.30307682

>Avatar or signature use

>> No.30307683

Don't these biomemes generally pump on good news (approval, cancer cure) and then fall the fuck off?

>> No.30307686

What a sad world we live in where the best anime girl (Jahy) isn't in anime but there's a L*m anime.

>> No.30307697
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>market all green
>except for PLTR and CRBP
pajeets and trannies btfo

>> No.30307705
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Lum vindicated

>> No.30307710
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>mfw all dip did was have me sell some ktos to fund diversification into SU and reinforce more SOXL
In it to win it, Bobo, thanks for all my cheapies

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>> No.30307744

>filtering anime trannys
Wow this board gets a lot better

>> No.30307751

Lol rekt

>> No.30307763
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>US Department of Defence adds Xiaomi to a list of "Communist Chinese military companies" to be blacklisted by a Trump executive order
>On January 14th, when there were just 6 days left in his term
>blacklisting prevents amerifats from owning Xiaomi shares. stock has tanked 25% since then
>Xiaomi open a lawsuit at end of January, to refute this
>big development in case today
>US Department of Defence's reason for adding Xiaomi to the list, was their CEO got a meaningless ceremonial award from the Chinese Ministry of Industry and Information Technology in 2019
>CEOs of Weibo and NetEase got the same award and nothing happened
>they were just scared of "Big chinese tech company" and rushed them onto the blacklist for no reason
>Xiaomi are gonna win the lawsuit and go to the fucking moon

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>> No.30307771

>John McAfee charged with running crypto pump and dumps including on Doge

>> No.30307775
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I'm already numb

>> No.30307776
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hopefully one day she will get one, but leave Lum alone!

>> No.30307785
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nice op that isnt the same two fucking anime characters ive never heard of again and again

>> No.30307801

Yep, it all a lottery. Biomeds are filled with insiders.

>> No.30307813
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Try me, I'll make you famous

>> No.30307841

Normally I would but I enjoy telling them to kill themselves lately.

By the way thanks for the money lum posting faggot my SOXS calls P R I N T E D this week

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>> No.30307864
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Trying to ease back in to avoid any jew bull traps

>> No.30307886

He did nothing wrong

>> No.30307896

will you guys stop fucking up at every fucking turn? 4 fucking /smg/ threads floating around at a time, none of retards linking them. What the fuck?

>> No.30307902

there was only one lum OP today anon
>P R I N T E D
nice i'm sure they'd love to hear all about it where you came from, WSB

>> No.30307903

Biomemes are only good for day/swing trading, if you get the timing right. AMRS is probably the only good long term hold.

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Thanks for the dd

>> No.30307925

Sorry, bulls! I'm cash gang for life. I will never buy your bags. :)

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>> No.30307928

Kek, all those who will follogo for your trash are committing a digital death. thanks GodJesus i bought my PHR that will soon bring me access to graphene with 100k transactions per second. that’s the legit reason to call all of you fuckers

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>lands without issue

>> No.30307969

>P R I N T E D

>> No.30307971

Baby need his baba?

>> No.30307978

now let me get to the elephant in the room

is there anyone here with a 7 figure portfolio or are we all sell signals

>> No.30307979
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Thanks for the money friend :')
Pucker up buttercup

>> No.30307981

He was supposed to eat his own dick on Jan 1

>> No.30307991

I just woke up, wtf everything is green now, did Powell soothe the markets or something?

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last time this happened the stock price went up lol

>> No.30308002

I was there I can confirm Lum licked his dick.

>> No.30308017

Speaking of BABA I should have fucking bought some today

>> No.30308042

I've got an 8 figure portfolio, ama.

>> No.30308055

nope, dead cat bounce. Monday is gonna be a slaughter.

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>> No.30308099

can i borrow 20 bucks

>> No.30308103


6 fig portfolio cashgang here

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>> No.30308144

U mad lol
No :) it wasn't that much, I didn't want to buy too big on the weeklies in case the Fed meeting was bullish. Up 6% on the week and 50% on the month. I had SQQQ calls at 14.00 that were up hundreds of percent last week.

Weeklies are so nice in big volatility bear markets

>> No.30308152

Bank of America declared that Yield Curve Control is coming

>> No.30308155

and he didnt and now he will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law

>> No.30308176

buy the dip - but when is the dip gonna stop?

>> No.30308195

>Bank of America declared that Yield Curve Control is coming
Mannarino is not source.

>> No.30308199

>3 >>>
>no screenshot
>literal faggot red performer
ok homo

>> No.30308208

buy signal, this isn't related to the issues it was having before and happens to all planes

>> No.30308214

>won't post screencaps of his trades
LARPing faggot get out

>> No.30308217
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down another 6% today
waiting for the earnings calls
i might just sell if they're bad
at a 60% total loss this year
it hurts

>> No.30308219

>according to anonymous sources on an anime image board

>> No.30308235

how is boeing still in business and allowed to make aircrafts?

>> No.30308256

easy to tell whos poor when they say things like "Im up 10% today" "Im up 100% this week"

>> No.30308264
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What is the most boomer stock there is? Home Depot?

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>> No.30308293

If it’s a Boeing I’m not going.

>> No.30308310
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#1 with pepper jack cheese and a coke

>> No.30308315

Sent ;)

>> No.30308334

at this point I'd almost rather be poor than have lost tens of thousands of dollars this year

>> No.30308356

It's alive
IPO will be at $5 a share, capped at 100 shares so no one anon will have a controlling interest

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>> No.30308406

Why shit up the thread like this? You don't believe me just don't respond to me, you're coping hard.

Anybody else pick up some puts on big tech today? I grabbed some. Specific companies now, not just SQQQ calls. I think the rout is far from over but people will become more rational about their choices to sell, meaning not *all* tech companies will crater. I can't see AMZN going off another 10% for example. But there are still plenty of short opportunities.

>> No.30308407

GE or AT&T

>> No.30308425

> oil still not $70
Hah, point and laugh at those sore losers. Oil barons my ass, can't even get oil to decent price kekekek

>> No.30308427
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>Buy SOXS calls
>They're blood green before I go to bed
>Go to bed
>Now they're at -40%
You're welcome, SOXLbros...

>> No.30308432
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reposting in case you missed it, as it's a BIG fucking deal
Bank of America issued a report today saying they believe the Fed will issue yield curve control
It is why we saw the insane turn around rally - institutions buying everything in mass
Mannarino talked about it in his post-market update today
If you're still bearish.. stop. When the Fed actually enacts YCC you will get your face ripped off, today was just a taste

>> No.30308434
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>mfw SOXL gaps down so hard, the bagholders lose 5 years of gains basically overnight

Lmao at morons that thought they could get rich off of SEMICONDUCTORS of all things.

>> No.30308451

OMG this is life changing thank you so much!! :) :) :)

>> No.30308452

What oil stocks should I be buying?

>> No.30308460

>Flight 2555 from Miami landed safely, American Airlines Co said. The airline said "an engine oil pressure or volume indicator" was the issue. It was an unrelated issue to the MCAS system linked to two fatal 737 MAX crashes that grounded the jets for nearly two years.

>> No.30308469
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REI has been treating me very well for a while now. Maybe we should trade based off of what tickers share names with our favorite 2D women. Call it the WAIFU index.
I see SABR and CHIE as tickers to add to WAIFU. Other suggestions are welcome.

>> No.30308483
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Is there an easy way to check what currency a symbol + exchange pair uses? I can make an educated guess that TSLA | TESLA INC (EBS) is in CHF and TSLAUSD | TESLA INC (EBS) is in USD but is there a site to use for this?

>> No.30308500
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3200 SOON

>> No.30308511

is this bait or you are retarded?

>> No.30308515

>in mass
post discarded
into the trash you go little boy

>> No.30308518

lets see that report greg

>> No.30308520
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Mannarino has no source for this idiocy. For all it's worth, nothing's changed and this was a dead cat bounce.

>> No.30308540

What's alive? Are you starting a company?

>> No.30308573

it's not Abacadabra anymore
it's Open Biden!

>> No.30308578 [DELETED] 

Im 12 and what is this

>> No.30308588
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how will we ever recover from this i'll be bagholding for decades

>> No.30308603

Unironically retarded

>> No.30308648
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post your gains/losses /smg/
between ARK ETFs, SOXL, TQQQ and SCHD, I came out about even.

>> No.30308649

don't say we didn't warn you..

>> No.30308658

fucking cheap idiots should have coughed up the dough for FULLCONDUCTORS

>> No.30308664
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I trust this mans leathery sketal face like you wouldnt believe.

>> No.30308676

And right after I post this I find that IBKR has a search page this stuff.. https://www.interactivebrokers.com/en/index.php?f=1562&p=europe

If anyone knows how to do it within TWS I would appreciate it though

>> No.30308678

Semiconductors are the Defense Industry of tomorrow. You are retarded not to be looking to build a long term position in semis.

SOXL long hold is dead though. It was a good year for those of you who did but that is clearly not going to work anymore. I think part of the reason is because SOXL is not just silicon foundries it's the customers of those silicon foundries meaning half of SOXL loses money in a shortage.

I am looking to long term hold QCOM and TSM. I will buy way more TSM when they diversify their physical locations for producing bleeding edge nodes away from China's backyard. I believe china eyes TSM as one of the major reasons to invade and control Taiwan.

>> No.30308679

I want to believe bros, but the Nasdaq is still so overpriced. Is this just the blow off top before the rug pull? How do I stop being a perma bear and convince myself to buy into this market right now at this price? Doomposting Burry has me scared...

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>how will we ever recover from this
look fucker, you quit posting LOOM, it's that fucking simple....the day you listen is the day we go green

now go get some kaiji images because we are fucked

>> No.30308692

Enjoy your 6 year ban

>> No.30308726

Let me give you a little tip so you don't look like such a fucking mouthbreathing white trash retarded piece of shit in the future. It's "en masse"

>> No.30308728

Yes, I'm starting Forchan Incorporated, which will be a crowdfunded company, using laws written in 2012 you are legally allowed to crowdsource an offering round of equity and sell to non-accredited investors, meaning we can sell shares of Forchan Inc to every anon on this website and create a corporate behemoth

>> No.30308729
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Yes, these are great prices 1% of all time highs and the richest valuations of all time great time to go all in

>> No.30308761
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isn't that guy the mascot of of the GME general?
not gonna happen
also SOXL is up 10% today

>> No.30308763
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another comfy day scalping.
i can't even begin to stress how much lowering my goal of double digit returns to single digits daily has helped my risk management and overall well being

>> No.30308790

I got 37,000 in the fourth quarter of last year from interest and dividends. Didn’t have to do shit or sell anything so you tell me. How does 37,000$ In three months for doing nothing at all sound to you?

>> No.30308798

>french version
>american version


>> No.30308799

Happy with the performance. Oil going strong. I'm trying to be more intelligent with options plays and actually taking profit instead bagholding.

I had a few options plays this week that I closed out at 100% gain. Had I held for a few days longer, I could have closed with 300%. On the one hand, I left money on the table. On the other, last month I went from being up $5000 to up $400 from holding too long. Trying to finesse the exits.

>> No.30308834

made about 3 grand today, or about 1.1%. XOM and OXY doing heavy lifting, but most of my stuff was green to be honest.

>> No.30308836

i tried scalping today. I was up 7k by lunch and so i opened new positions. I ended the day 5k down overall

>> No.30308857

Post an example instead of stroking your cock.

>> No.30308860
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The bottom is priced in.

>> No.30308868
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Sure thing, sweaty.
I hope you bought all the dips in todays totally not dead cat bounce.

>> No.30308891

it's still en masse
>t.not retarded amerimutt

>> No.30308896

Microsoft was barely phased. Super comfy

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>> No.30308900

Don't ever ever FOMO yourself into bagholding options. You did the right thing selling at 100% and should be proud you did so well.

>> No.30308906

>dime a dozen
>diamond of dozens
keep backpedaling

>> No.30308914
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Shame that you have all that money yet need to resort to a shithole like 4chan to seek validation

>> No.30308942

Just blame them anyways it's their game

>> No.30308953
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kaiji has been here long before GME guy, you should know this

>> No.30308956
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There is very limited information about them, I've been following the breadcrumbs. Can anyone help anon?

>> No.30308968

that's not the question, its will qqq be higher in 2030

>> No.30308989

what are you doing here loser

>> No.30308996

Care to share your portfolio?

>> No.30308999
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Man, im so fucking happy that everything worked out for us who believed in Oil. All we gotta do now is just kick back and collect cash. The OPEC meeting went as best as it possibly could and there no more worries for the next few months.

>> No.30309007

>I was up 7k by lunch
stop when your green.
go for no red days no matter how small the green is.
it's important to note that your mistake wasn't scalping, it was not knowing when to stop.

>> No.30309008

you can find the phrase all throughout US literature / media
it's an Americanism on the French phrase.
no need to get your panties in a bunch

>> No.30309012

He's bragging he has a lot of money not even that he's a skilled trader. A trust fund faggot getting paid truly passive income. Don't even respond to people like that they just want to dick wave. Investing is about % return.

>> No.30309029

Half of my face just went all numb and tingly I think I'm having a stroke

>> No.30309054

Nasdaq is going to 8000 after that who knows, probably way lower

>> No.30309055

Did you buy the shiny metal element?


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>> No.30309073

zoom out

>> No.30309075

Keep screeching mutt, you will never be taken seriously by anyone with a net worth of 7 figures or higher.

>> No.30309089
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here's a screen cap from yesterday, actually leaving a bunch of money on the table but that's what i'm working on right now (holding through green).
but yeah in and out in 1 minute.
10% profit.

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The market always takes a fair offer seriously, high horse anon. Kill yourself.

>> No.30309164

I don't like AREC's graph. I'm not buying that til it goes lower.

>> No.30309189

this is the third time i've been up bigly on a short trade and instead of cashing out I doubled down for more and lost it all. Hopefully I've learned my lesson. I did successfully scalp about 1k profit yesterday.

I watch candles in sectors that I think will have movement in one direction or the other that day and buy slightly otm calls or puts and sell when they go in the money

>> No.30309194

pro-tip: I don't give a shit what you think.

>> No.30309208

Is women who work in fast food taking pictures of their ass a fetish?

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>> No.30309217

Historically speaking, the answer is “Probably” (see: Japan). But if you have a huge pile of cash like me because you want to buy a house in the next 1-3 years, but also need to protect your money against central bank fuckery, this is a dangerous time for a portfolio.

>> No.30309231

>people loaded up on SOXL and TQQQ and other Nastrash
>Bond yields still increasing
>oil still increasing
>inflation (both expected and real) soaring
>Fed poised to raise rates as soon as it goes over 2%
>Stimulus getting smaller by the day
Yep, this place is going to be kino next week.

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imagine bag holding for 20 years holy fuck

>> No.30309261

Interdasting... What is your success rate?

>> No.30309283

Inflation isnt real show your shorts if youre so confident faggot

>> No.30309284

yeah i've been playing reversals on SPY (a fucking crabshoot with all this volatility) and have been using strikes that are just otm so i can get that sweet boost as they approach and cross.
definitely takes finesse, but hey it's been working and i'm honestly hardly risking anything my positions are so small

>> No.30309299

i'm gonna apply to my local dominos for the ass photographer position

>> No.30309312

you sound like a faggot

>> No.30309314

Keep on smoking crack nigger
Keep on pretending fatty.

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>> No.30309338

>just hold for 100 years to get 10x your money

Wtf i hate stocks now

>> No.30309383

>he thinks I care what some high horse faggot on 4chan thinks
kill yourself faggot
Get this through your head: nobody gives a fuck what you think
You are not special. Kill yourself.

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6 for 7 this last week since starting and committing to it.
in fact that one red day was the last of my experimental non-scalping positions dying (fuck you PEP you whore).
so the only things that i lost money on were positions i held overnight.
but yeah we'll see, i won't be really comfortable recommending it just to the general public until i have at least three months of data

>> No.30309410

why QCOM?

>> No.30309420
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Those days are over too. We zero point now. Faster and faster toward the center, constantly rotating in 365 degree increments.

>> No.30309433

CRBP Bros.

>> No.30309434

>closed the last of my TSLA puts today
Felt wild to make money on something so many others have lost money on. But the 10 yr is basically the TSLA inverse fund.
I fully expect dumb hedgefunds to try one last great rally in TSLA next week though.

>> No.30309439

Dividend is considered income tax, where selling off shares of growth stocks will be taxed as capital gains. That's the big issue here.

>> No.30309442

Theres a chart showing if you bought at close and sold at open showing it beats any alternative

>> No.30309452

your '29-55 deposits would be up, brainlet

>> No.30309459

epic meme brah. epic. meme.

>> No.30309481

Bridger Capital

>> No.30309486

is everyone trolling or did people actually buy into this scam?

>> No.30309488

well you do that then, i'm doing this.
i'm 6 for 7 green.

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>> No.30309503

You’re selling naked calls or puts or both?

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>except for CRBP
what now nigger

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>> No.30309541

I bought when it was down and sold for a couple hundred bucks as it went up. 100% pajeet scam though. Stay far away.

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>Cathie podcast
>literally dude trust me
Ummm how long until her pyramid scheme go tits up?

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how can you possibly scalp all week long when your balance is under day trade restrictions
is it a cash account?

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soon, brother...the fire rises

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>> No.30309611
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how "interest rates" work?
Does the fed just decide to increase them?

did the fed increase them in the last week?

>> No.30309626

Dont tell him

>> No.30309627

buying and selling SPY options playing mean reversion on the 15min interval.
i 100% trade SPY, the longest i stay in a position is an hour, and the most i buy at one time is 10% of the account, averaging down and then exiting on the inevitable bounce or selloff

>> No.30309634
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>Reddit preparing for IPO

>> No.30309635

>women and onion bros


>> No.30309657

I'm not holding anything over the weekend. Monday could very well be blood green, but I'm near certain of a red finish to the week. None of the fundamentals that caused this "correction" have changed. Best case scenario you Bulls get a crab week because of a lackluster priced in stimulus passing.

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It’s this.

Idk what I own specifically. It is in a private fund and they manage it. I just trade a small 40k portfolio for lulz. Still up over 3k on that YTD which is not bad in my mind.

>> No.30309672

>cash account
ya, options settle NEXT DAY
which means you can scalp up to the amount in the account in the day and then do it again the next day.

>> No.30309688

The "woke" are mentally ill.

>> No.30309690

Ayyy all greens in my portfolio, get me something with more greens in mine

>> No.30309694

thought so, thanks

>> No.30309716

governance is the coolest feature for defi. a week ago was offered to make DSD as colaterad and today its done! many tnxx 4 mantra.

>> No.30309726

This is parody right?

>> No.30309733

Institutional buying picked up starting wednesday
Even if BOA made such an announcement it probably didnt cause the rally today

>> No.30309742

>i dont have conviction to back up my words with money

Got it blow it out your ass faggot if you cause a single person not to buy the dip youre worse than the most exploitative semite

>> No.30309746

>13% down
that's nothing you moron, the average smg poster is at least 30% down this month, be glad you picked resilient stocks and get out of robinhood asap

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Behead those who ruin SOXL

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Tesla insider here, suck my nigger dick lol.
Also Elon Musk is buying ARK ETFs to create a neverending looping supply of money. This will probably cause a Ron Paul-esque economic collapse and the end of civilization as we know it but Elon thinks it allow him and Grimes to get to Mars to start a new society of insane ugly unibrow females with extra hairy quims.

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fuck this gay earth

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ARKK's strategy of doubling down on dips will continue to work until it doesn't.
See pic related.
Picking up pennies from in front of a steamroller.

>> No.30309853

I'm pretty sure it is

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Just wanted to stop in and say


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> ended the day up 2% in my divvie funds
> got my 6k tax refund
> felt semi-productive at work
> have some /co/ downloaded to my kindle ready to binge tonight
Today was a good day.

>> No.30309899

Why didnt you sell half on the spike lmao

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> the average smg poster is at least 30% down this month
Lol imagine not owning TSLA puts

>> No.30309953

If I put /smg/ as my account beneficiary would they honor it?

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>> No.30309971

Why do TikTok zoomers jack off to Chamath? It’s blatantly obvious that he’s a snake oil salesman.

>> No.30309974

We will see what happens. I've made a killing of shorts this week. Broke even today though.
Me not buying the dip is an act of conviction in itself though, isn't it?

>> No.30310002

100% hyper volatile ultra growth memes + sell covered calls to pay the bills.

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That AH SOXL action

>> No.30310019

in which case, if we're talking long term cap gains, which currently caps out at 20%, it's clearly better to live off selling stock since income tax is progressive

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I’m 26 year old, 600k NW, i’ve never been in a relationship... how do I not get divorced rape/taken advantage of when I make it?

>> No.30310058

put all your assets in a trust

>> No.30310087

>still well below 34 USD

>> No.30310088

Lol you don't. Divest from 3dpd. Invest in holowaifus.

>> No.30310106

In communist Europe options are haram. All I can do is buy stonks and hope for the best.

>> No.30310132

what's their cut? 1%?

>> No.30310143

Not worth it.

>> No.30310153

DIS just flew over my house

>> No.30310155

Fuggggg I panic sold at 35

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Good thing my cost basis is 31

>> No.30310164

If anything the past two weeks have shown me that crypto is unironically safer than the stock market. And by crypto I mean just BTC.

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I'm from eastern europe and the screenshot is from IBKR.
You do have to apply for Options, fill out the little exam and uncheck
>[ ] Conservation of capital
as investment goals

>> No.30310193

Umm... sauce?

>> No.30310208

That's also 3d but with even more jewish tricks.

>> No.30310217

Manaria Friends Ep 2

>> No.30310221

marry up or across financially
review prenup laws in your state, sometimes it doesn't matter you will still get raped
don't marry a lib

>> No.30310228

it would be 0% if you withdraw <40k
but short term capital gains would also be taxed low if you withdraw just what you need to spend

>> No.30310234

Good you listened

I hope it works out for you anon. I'll be a bull bro again soon, especially on SOXL.

>> No.30310266

Good thing I bought at 29, haha.

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Wtf is this shit even. Fuck off and die.

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>> No.30310343

32 reporting in

>> No.30310366
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Don't gamble something you aren't willing to risk, in the case of women; everything you own and ever will own.

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>you can live in downtown Constantinople next to the hagia sophia for 500$ A month

Was islambro correct?

>> No.30310387

Still pretty crappy. A month ago I was 31k up and now barely 10k. I was happy about being only down 2% today. I hope next week isn't another bloodbath

>> No.30310391

>There's no way I'll flip heads 10 times in a row. R-Right?

>> No.30310424

>NKLA is still worth 6B
>dogecoin is still worth 6B
We haven't had the real correction yet.

>> No.30310439

Yeah but how many muzzies do you have to deal with?

>> No.30310442

So, the plane has even more issues than MCAS?

>> No.30310453

You've all got perfect buy in points despite the SOXL shills telling you to buy the Tuesday dip at 37. Shame it's going to 25 next week though. Better sell on Monday first thing.

>> No.30310472

Im not jewish or a faggot, why do i care? Ive been to istanbul plenty and never had a problem

>6’2 strong white guy btw

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You clearly think I and anybody reading this are stupid, and you should therefore promptly hang yourself.

>> No.30310511

you can do stuff like that all over the developing world for a few months, then once people know you the fuckery begins. You don't want to have anything valuable there for too long either, and forget having a long term gf unless you have some real cultural awareness and finesse.

>> No.30310515

i'll buy that dip too

>> No.30310532

Judging by your defensiveness it seems like you do care lol

>> No.30310553

>NKLA is still worth 6B
Oh wow, they aren't sued out of existence?

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sounds like a great buy thanks anon

>> No.30310562

Pretty sure that's the heart of the old city

>> No.30310563

This varies with your state taxes too, and also I imagine the first levels of your federal and state income tax will be less than your federal plus state capital gains, so having at least some divis makes sense if you're living off your investments exclusively.

>> No.30310599

>another sale

>> No.30310621

>TSLA is still worth 574B

>> No.30310647

LTCM strategy was NOT picking up pennies in front of a steamroller. They were dealing in arbitrage in illiquid bond markets. It was actually fucking genius and just needed to be fine tuned a bit.

Wood is a dumb bitch who vacuums up growth tech recklessly don't compare that to LTCM.

>> No.30310649

>sell at open while its still up
>buy dip later
looks good to me

>> No.30310660

Yeah, you're right, I do think you are a moron. However, the one to truly 41% herself is going to be you when you get wiped out due to low IQ.

>> No.30310667

Monday is gonna be blood red.

>> No.30310672

Living next to the Hagia Sophia and watching shitskins crawl all over it sounds like hell. When the fuck are the Russians going to get their shit together and purge the brown bastards back across the Bosporus.

>> No.30310684

>then once people know you the fuckery begins

I guy I knew spent a lot of time in Indonesia, which was so cheap and the girls thought he was the great white hero, but he never stopped in any village for more than two weeks. Or he would go back to the village a year later. Otherwise he says gangs and cunning locals will start to steal your kit (watch, wallet, phone, bike) or mug you late night after boozing

>> No.30310686

Enjoy living among turkroaches

>> No.30310694

When they send people to Mars are they still overvalued?

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well lads after being up almost 90% from buying meme stocks like ARKK, PLTR, NIO, and clean energy I'm now only 30% positive and have sold off most of my memes and just bought tech blue chips and ETFs like a good goy...

>> No.30310740

IMO both are unproven methods that work great until you get that one unlucky combination of events. And that's when the evolutionary nature of the market shows up.

>> No.30310750

Lost$300B this YTD according to ZeroHedge

But who started buying this afternoon?

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I hope you guys don't really believe that the correction is over? This is just the beginning. There's no logical justification for the SPX to be above 3800 right now.

>> No.30310769

Well at least you only lost the 3% inflation for the day, not horrible.

>> No.30310809

Daily movers club where we at

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>There's no logical justification for the SPX to be above 3800 right now.

>> No.30310822

Oh boy, DIS is gonna break $200 AH

>> No.30310828

Indexes bounced off of major support like that other time SPX rallied 2% in a day. Monday will unironically either make or break the market.

>> No.30310863

my only wish for today way to end in green. Was up 400, then was down 600, but ended the day with +20 bucks.

>> No.30310868

G-d is great, beer is good, and people are crazy

>> No.30310883

I'm not hating on TSLA just pointing out it's still extremely overvalued so it may keep going down even if I'm bullish about the market at large. Also TSLA isn't going to send anyone on Mars, that would be SpaceX and it's not public

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going to buy more gold miners on monday

>> No.30310932

Rate my retirement plan.
>PSTH announces Stripe
>Cathie pumps it with ARKK
>No one sells because they want those warrants and PSTH II at NAV
>Stripe uses proceeds to buy Plaid
>Price goes to 200
>Rotate gains into PSTH II
>They announce Starlink
>Cathie pumps it with ARKW
>Everyone gets to virtue signal about bringing internet to Africa
>Meme magic takes it to 200
>By this time GME has reached a stable price of 1500 and pays dividends of Gamer Girl Bathwater and Bitcoin
>I find a qt3.14gf, have 3 kids, and name them Bill, Cathie, and Ryan

>> No.30310962

You could sell me on the NASDAQ being over inflated but fuck off on anything else

>> No.30310968

Shut the fuck up nerd

>> No.30310985

In the broadest possible sense maybe but you can't compare a developing markets bond arbitrage strategy developed by Nobel prize winning economists to some stupid twat's YOLO play on emerging tech. It's retarded. LTCM's only problem was that they did not take into account the fact that they were essentially like one of two players in those markets meaning counterparty risk was massive and when the other player cashed out it completely tanked the small bond markets they were in. They also did not hedge properly. But the strategy itself was absolutely genius. It was developed by the people who discovered Black-Scholes...

>> No.30310999

This afternoon's buying frenzy was clowish af. TSLA still ended up -3.78% on a green day for almost everything else. Draw your own conclusions.

>> No.30311002

>wanting to live there instead of Izmir
>he actually thinks metropolitan Turks care about religion
The Turkish economy is pretty shit right now too. Also
>two things which don't exist
They've been there since well before the dissolution of the ERE. Sorry sweetie

>> No.30311012

space travel is a meme
it will never be a thing

>> No.30311027

Bridger Capital

>> No.30311052
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You forgot your training, thats why

>> No.30311053

Are those bags starting to get heavy?

>> No.30311057

The most unlikely thing about all this is that Cathie is still somehow solvent months from now

>> No.30311058

it absolutely will be a thing
just not for a long while

>> No.30311059

yes I should add don't live in commiefornia

>> No.30311063

Man on moon y no man on mar?

>> No.30311075

When crbp hits 0 I get my money back right?

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Very nice, anon

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It will definitely be a thing someday...
Sucks I won't be around for cool space travel.

>> No.30311147

Space stocks in general. There are literally hundreds of space startups. Most will fail. Also the timelines for these things are agonizingly slow. Years to make significant progress. Zoomies buying in do not have the patience for this.
They are the next DUDE WEED stocks

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>it absolutely will be a thing

>> No.30311174

Mashallah, brother!

>> No.30311177

Free rupees for you, yes

>> No.30311187


>> No.30311222

>Falling for jewish FUD
When we get rid of niggers and kikes, we can go to space tomorrow.

>> No.30311332

Enjoy your bags. Today was a text book bull trap. Yields didn't even fall below 1.5 yet you idiots think Monday is gonna be green.

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Tfw I buy 100 shares of GE at 11 and now my $14 cc for June is about to get called away. Boomer stocks kinda feel comfy might even keep and add to it w DRIP

>> No.30311432

I mean LTCMs problem was that they affected the market too much with their own algos, causing them to fail. Or maybe I misunderstood their failure mode.
ARK* will fail when the outflows cause them to sell their less liquid memestocks, where they are a major holder, tanking the price, tanking ARKs price, leading to more outflow.
Because to be honest, ARKs memestock choices usually makes sense in this clown market, but their risk management is not exactly stellar.

>> No.30311446

Oops meant ARKF.

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top was dotcom bubble, now if gold is being manipulated is other thing, just don't forget inflation

>> No.30312222

Buy and hold these in the long run


Buy the dips! You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

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