how the fuck is it legal for internships to discriminate on race?

[Anonymous No.30357419]

what the fuck bros? im trying to find internships for next summer (im in undergrad)

under some positions, it literally says "To be eligible for the Start Internship, students must self-identify as a member of either traditionally underrepresented racial and ethnic minority groups within the professional services industry (Black or African-American, Hispanic or Latino, American Indian or Alaska Native, Native Hawaiian or Other Pacific Islander, or two or more races), a Protected Veteran, and/or an individual with a disability."

why the fuck is this allowed? fucking retardation

[Anonymous No.30357771]

>>30357419
Just lie and say you`re half black or something. I once met this guy who was the palest motherfucker i`ve ever seen say he was a POC because he was half black. Corporations wont question you out of fear of being called racists

[Anonymous No.30357781]

RACISM is POWER plus PRIVILEGE
Suck it up sweatie

[Anonymous No.30357852]

>>30357771
This. Just say you're half black.

[Anonymous No.30357862]

>>30357419
>or an individual with a disability.
if you're complaining that you're not in the minority then you're wrong OP

[Anonymous No.30357869]

>>30357419
just pull the tranny card, they literally can't reject you

[Anonymous No.30357891]

>>30357419
The supreme court's been pretty clear that it's not legal, but challenging it in this instance would cost a lot of time and money that people in your situation don't have.

Being white in the 2020s will be like being muslim in the 2010s. Besides being so good they can't ignore you I don't know what would work.

[Anonymous No.30357924]

Post job listing.

[Anonymous No.30357943]

>>30357891
the crazy thing is, this is an application for a huge accounting firm, not some little local place.
i dont know how they are allowed to do this.

[Anonymous No.30357952]

OP confirmed to be 30 yr old hobo in the future, enjoy.

[Anonymous No.30357989]

Just say you're slavic. If they try to make it out as if you're just white remind them that the slavic people were literally under an extermination threat less than 80 years ago and that you have suffered way more than niggers.

[Anonymous No.30357990]

>>30357419
>self-identify
this is the key phrase here anon, don't let them dispute your self-identified minority status regardless of the color of your skin

[Anonymous No.30358005]

Anon must check about Mochimo

> Fast
> Scalable
> Quantum secure

[Anonymous No.30358029]

>>30357952
What black magic is this?

[Anonymous No.30358083]

>>30357419
it shouldn't be at least
it's the weirdest fucking thing, and why i'm on this board trying to make cash so i can run the fuck out of my country and contribute a big fat ZERO

[Anonymous No.30358101]

>>30357419
>must identify as...
must they spell it out for you.

[Anonymous No.30358118]

>>30357990
This. They even left you this giant glowing loophole

[Anonymous No.30358133]

Just apply and make up what race you are lmao its not that hard. Just say whatever you could possibly be closest to.

[Anonymous No.30358134]

>>30357419
It says self identify.
So identify as a poc or a foreigner. Are you 0,5% comanche or Italian? Maybe you have some slightly tanned relative? Jews on your moms side? Latino influences? Identify with any of these and your golden. Or say you're a bicurious muslim, that always works.

[Anonymous No.30358156]

>>30357419

Assuming you're not trolling:

>and/or an individual with a disability

Literally just say you have autism. I've practically carved a niche in the company for helping out with Autism initiatives - no, they never asked for proof even though I literally am a diagnosed case. No way in hell they'll ask for confirmation - if they do, raise a stink about how you can't believe anyone would question le lived experience.

[Anonymous No.30358163]

>>30357419
>(Black or African-American, Hispanic or Latino, American Indian or Alaska Native, Native Hawaiian or Other Pacific Islander, or two or more races)
Hahahahaha get fucked Asians

[Anonymous No.30358194]

You can also probbaly say you have a disability and that its adhd. i get 2k per year from my university for being disabled and all i have is (((adhd))) but it technically makes me disabled (and i dont even take meds for it kek)

[Anonymous No.30358240]

>>30357419
Just say the truth that you're autistic

[Anonymous No.30358354]

One more addition. 'Hispanic' is not a race - but an ethnic group, referring to people from the Spanish speaking world. So Spanish people are Hispanic while Brazilians aren't. The term isn't a race though a lot of people think it is. So Charlie Sheen is Hispanic despite obviously looking White af. So just say you have a Colombian Grandad or something and you're golden.

[Anonymous No.30358362]

>>30357952

Oh SHIT that id

OP CONFIRMED FOR HOBO

PUT ME IN THE REDDIT SCREENCAP

[Anonymous No.30358380]

>>30358134
Blond hair, say you are Jewish need details say german ashkanazi.
Brown hair, say armenian, dont look armenian say half.
I mean you can do this forever. Just look some shit up and go with that story. Just dont change the story, stick with one story.

[Anonymous No.30358680]

>>30357419
just lie say you are 10% black. they are not going to dna test you just look at your VP

[Anonymous No.30358816]

>>30357419

I would furthermore recommend handing this over anonymously to Breitbart or Daily Wire - they'll report on it, embarass the company and they'll probably have to retract if it's illegal.

And yes, since the early 70s, this sort of 'X only' employment has literally become illegal.

[Anonymous No.30358917]

thank god I'm a slav so not even jews can say shit

holocaust? bitch we had holocaust on steroids

[Anonymous No.30359059]

>>30357419
>Black or African-American, Hispanic or Latino, American Indian or Alaska Native, Native Hawaiian or Other Pacific Islander, or two or more races), a Protected Veteran, and/or an individual with a disability

Love how they decided to not include Asians

[Anonymous No.30359083]

>>30358163
>Be asian in America
>Be actively discriminated against while also attacked for causing covid
>Still side with other minorities over whites
Fuck them tbqh

[Anonymous No.30359186]

>>30357419
lmao i literally got a biteback for an unpaid FULL TIME 'crypto/blockchain R&D intern' position and it's for some not-for-profit 'empowering minorities' startup

i asked them if it was okay that i'm white and they haven't replied

[Anonymous No.30359192]

>>30357419
because american businesses don't want to employ a competent workforce but rather host a daycare for bipoc retards

[Anonymous No.30359227]

>>30357419
Pick one and identify as that. You can identify as a turtle now if you want to. It's 2021.

[Anonymous No.30359336]

>>30357419
> whites invent a system that discriminated against black people for most of american history
> now the system discriminates against whites.
where is the problem

[Anonymous No.30359572]

>>30357419
Is every white in america an idiot this is the easiest way to get hired just say you have native Indian ancestor or whatever.

>What tribe were they from anon?
I guess you won't know the name of bones you built your office on huh?

>why wasn't this listed on your public information (idk what Americans call it)
I guess you never worried about being lynched before if you can ask such naive question huh?

I mean what's the worst that can happen to you if they find out?

[Anonymous No.30359582]

>>30359336
I'm wondering if the system has already been taken over by women and minorities and they're pushing this oppression message

[Anonymous No.30359591]

>>30359336
So then we weren't wrong to invent that system?

[Anonymous No.30359698]

>>30359227
>>30357419

OP, this. See the system for what it is and exploit it. Self-identify as a disabled tranny latino and get all the gibs. if you get asked about it say you took a DNA test

[Anonymous No.30359743]

>>30357419
Just tell them you’re disabled

[Anonymous No.30359790]

>>30357419
Because having black slaves is bad for optics

[Anonymous No.30359791]

>>30357419
>self-identify
Just tell them you're a troon or a quad-nigger or some such. It's just a formality, only retards care about that shit.

[Anonymous No.30359807]

>>30357419
>identify

Uh, I see an easy way to exploit this.

[Anonymous No.30359824]

>>30357419
say you have autism
disability

[Anonymous No.30359859]

>>30357419
>two or more races
Just select this one Mutt

[Anonymous No.30359897]

>>30359336
>imagine believing this
Take your meds schizo.

[Anonymous No.30359922]

>>30359336
The problem is no one disadvantaged by the system has any incentive to perpetuate that system, in abandoning meritocracy you have given people smart enough to fix and break your world the desire to waste everything. No one likes the final solution to the problem but whites I am radicalizing are starting to come around to the idea.

[Anonymous No.30359959]

>>30357419

In a few years it isn’t going to be legal to be a white male

[Anonymous No.30359962]

>>30358362
30 in ID
Holy fuck

[Anonymous No.30360044]

>>30359336
Whites are not inferior and don't deserve to be discriminated

[Anonymous No.30360099]

>>30357419
>self-identify
Theres the trick, say you identify as an Abbo, even with 100% white DNA its a matter of 'self identifying'

[Anonymous No.30360105]

>>30357952
>that ID

Holy shit

[Anonymous No.30360149]

fuck did i scare off OP with my ID?

[Anonymous No.30360152]

>>30357952
Incredible.

[Anonymous No.30360230]

>>30360149
lmao no im still here
kek worthy thread, still mad i got rejected for the internship though

[Anonymous No.30361194]

>>30357419
>how the fuck is it legal to discriminate on race?
Are you fucking retarded? Where have you been?
Affirmative Action is literally state-mandated racism.

[Anonymous No.30361265]

>>30357771
Half native American is better expeically if you can do the single tear stoic on command

[Anonymous No.30361275]

>>30357943
Allowed to? Bro, they're not allowed to *not* do it.

[Anonymous No.30361427]

>>30357952
He did it