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GUYS GUYS,

IVE FOUND A HUGEEEEEE BUG/HACK ON NFTs !!!!!!!!!

IF YOU RIGHTCLICK AND CHOOSE "SAVE IMAGE AS" YOU GET THE NFT FOR FREE!!!!

GET ALL OF THEM BEFORE THEY NOTICE

>> No.30359410

I actually did this but said it was the second of two copies and someone bought it lol

>> No.30359437

>>30359381
>GET ALL OF THEM BEFORE THEY NOTICE
What are the implications of this: google.com/imghp

>> No.30359548

>>30359381
holy shit

>> No.30359565

how did they leave this minting exploit in the contract...

>> No.30359612

>>30359410
unabashedly based. I'm pretty sure that stuff is happening a lot on the market though

>> No.30359613

im finna to be rich

>> No.30359726

Clown world.

>> No.30360052
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>>30359381
>BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IF I GO TO THE LOUVRE AND PHOTOGRAPH THE MONA LISA WITH MY IPHONE I GOT THE ORIGINAL FOR FREE HAHAHA NOW WATCH ME GO SELL IT OH WAIT WHATS THAT YOU WONT GIVE ME ANYTHING FOR THIS COPY?!! WHAT I NEED TO SOMEHOW SHOW THAT THIS IS THE ORIGINAL??? WHAAAAT?! IF ONLY THERE WAS A DIGITAL LEDGER TO COOOOOOOOONFIRM THESE THINGS !! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

>> No.30360276

>>30360052
yeah but honestly, NFTs only work if they have a usecase, such as a cardgame.

>> No.30360461

that would be like taking a picture of the mona lisa and then printing it out and saying hey look its the original painting.

>> No.30360480

>>30359381
NFTs partnered with all major operating systems and will be fixing this bug. Copy image will be removed from all OS

>> No.30360533

>>30359381
Fuck it's probably too late to try this

>> No.30360665
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>>30359381
You'll end up in jail anon

>> No.30360719

>>30360276
Or CryptoKitties
...or insurance contracts
Basically anything with metadata

>> No.30360802

>>30360480
>printscreen

>> No.30360804

>>30360052
Imagine having a brain so smooth you think this is the same thing

>> No.30360972
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HOLY SHIT IT WORKS!!!!!!!

>> No.30360975

>>30360480
>Needing a partnership for a few lines of code
The absolute state of """defi"""

>> No.30360991

>>30360276
Not sure, I've got a few NFTs. My use case is opening up my wallet, looking at them, then closing my wallet. It's an addiction, I try to limit myself to ten or twelve times a day

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30361067

here you go u can have this one

>> No.30361234

>>30359381
HOLY SHIT I JUST SAVED ONE AND IT DELETED MY DESKTOP

>> No.30361836

>>30360972
You don’t own the original though -_(•_•)_-

>> No.30362123

>>30361836
it works even if you do own the original, it's like minting free money!
>>30359381
OP better delete this post before alphabets show up

>> No.30362219

>>30359381
but how do you sell them? they wont list it on the NFT marketplace unless you mint it

>> No.30362349

>>30360461
no thats like literally owning a perfect copy of the mona lisa
while there is some autist saying "but i own a token on a blockchain so this one is the real one reeee"

>> No.30362470

>>30362349
It’s literally cuck mentality.

>Hurr durr my wife may be getting gangbanged by five black dudes, but she’s still MY wife.

>> No.30362584

>>30362470
You americans NEED to stop thinking about black dicks

>> No.30362633

>>30359381
WTF IS THIS REAL?????

>> No.30362710

>>30362584
You missed the point. It’s called hyperbole.

>> No.30362895

>>30362710
>the first hyperbole that comes to your mind involves BBC
this is a mental illness

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>>30362895

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>>30362470

>> No.30363013

>>30362895
their entire culture revolves around niggers, they've been trained to think about niggers every day of their lives

>> No.30363053

>>30362895
Uh oh. Found the NFT owner. Didn’t know I hit a string that badly.

>> No.30363127

Will everyone please stop talking about black dicks. About big black dicks plunging in and out of a white woman's vagene. Just stop it anons

>> No.30363237

>>30363053
Dude, you didn't need to mention that the dick was black. You could have just mentioned 5 dudes. You're obsessed with BBC and don't want to admit it.

>> No.30363340

>>30363127
It seems like a bunch of NFT fags fell for the bait...

>> No.30363374

>>30363237
See >>30363127 we don't need to hear about a gang of big black men ejaculating on a white woman's face thanks

>> No.30363464
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>>30363237
Well, when it elicits this kind of response, why wouldn’t I? It’s hilarious.

>> No.30363967

>>30359381

Precisely.

So what if you 'own' an NFT? It's not like owning the Mona Lisa in that people will come and see it, creating revenue. I'd be surprised if you can manipulate tax with it. You certainly can't use it to make your house look classier.

It's totally pointless! I have 3351 images of nude women on my computer which I downloaded for free. If I'd paid those women for them, I'd be a simp - and a retard because the internet is awash with women. NFTcucks are the simps of the art world.

>> No.30364349

>>30363967
>I'd be a simp
You'd be a retarded faggot, not a simp, but you are correct about everything else

>> No.30364668

Thank god tf2 isn't on nifties yet. I just walk up to people in game and demand their hats. They have to give them to me because they can't prove ownership via an immutable ledger or Gabe locks their accounts.

>> No.30364698

Anon check on Mochimo and tell your views

>> No.30364780

>>30359565
kek good one

>> No.30365370

>>30360804
it literally is smoothbrain

>> No.30365641

>>30359410
I sold "stolen" artwork on opensea and they deleted it all from the buyer, opensea my ass kek

>> No.30365867

>>30360052
Fucking retard. Digital art doesnt exist

>> No.30366218
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>>30365867
>digital art doesnt exist

>> No.30366274

>>30362349
you can see its the real mona lisa by who minted it faggot

>> No.30366521

>>30359381
>>30363967
You guys are really fucking dense. NFTs are money laundering for the masses. We can finally do what the elite have been doing with artwork for generations. You're going to miss out on mad gains and tax savings because you're too midwitted to see past the facade of this new market.

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30366955

>digital art exists

>> No.30367030

>>30366521
Can you explain how money laundering is done using NFTs?

>> No.30367430

A good use for NFTs is what the Metawhale system is doing. Their Pria NFTs basically give you passive income, how much per NFT was determined from a snapshot of balances.
Metawhale Gold is issuing the next one when the token is backed by 100 Pax Gold, should be pretty soon I think its about 95 now. Hasn't been said exactly what the NFT will do but it will have a use

>> No.30367437

>>30366218
Took a photo of your house bro, now I have it. Yes that's your argument

>> No.30367467

>>30367030
>buy NFTs
>relist them with marked up prices
>buy them using another wallet containing your dirty money (ideally pre-washed through tornado cash)
Wallah. Clean income.

>> No.30367572

>>30360972
Why the hell are they so expensive? I might understand if they were fractions of a cent but they are hundreds or thousands of dollars. It's ridiculous.

>> No.30367576

>>30367030
I'll give an example. Say you sell 100k worth of drugs to a dealer. Well how do you launder that money now? You can create an NFT of your dick and have that dealer pay you 100k in ETH and now that money is legit. You got 100m for the drugs but tell the government that the 100k was actually for an NFT of your BWC

>> No.30367897

>>30367467
>>30367576
Got it, thanks

>> No.30368729

>>30359381
holy fuck no way

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>>30359381
Can't save and wear my NFTs.
I'm on another dimension.

>> No.30369054

>>30359381
source?

>> No.30369122

Just downloaded something someone paid 1 million for, is the police going to come from me? Am I a thief? Guys I'm gonna piss my panties

>> No.30369293

>>30369122
Where is the marketplace?

>> No.30369369

>>30367572
probably rich people laundering or something shady

>> No.30369532

>>30360052
>iphone photo of a 400 year old world famous painting is the same as an exact digital copy of a jpeg of some homosexual's tweet
you didn't make it already

>> No.30369614

Explain to me like im retarded.
What is an nft and why would anyone pay for 1?

>> No.30369742

>>30369614
To turn the monero in their heroin trafficking wallet into money they can buy a house in Malibu with.

>> No.30369791

>>30369614
Sorry forgot the what is it part...
It's a jpeg of whatever that's stored on a blockchain.

>> No.30369949

>you wouldn't download a pixelated car, would you?

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30369998

Buy this tree fiddy?

>> No.30370010

>>30369791
>>30369791
So you "sell" the jpg (actually something illicit) and cash out claiming you sold art?

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30370121

So you can make a copy of an artwork, but it's worthless.

I don't see the relevance.

>> No.30370205

Owning Jacks first Tweet

Or...


Going in trip to maldives
Hmmmmmmmmmm

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>>30363013
It's fucking sad but true.

>> No.30370368

>>30370010
You make a ton of unusable money selling ak's to isis, then you tumble the money and buy a jpeg off yourself for a few million usable dollars.

>> No.30370642

>>30370368
seriously, who the fuck is buying this retarded nonsense. zoomies cant be this fucking stupid, this is dumber than buying gamestop at its peak

>> No.30370842

>>30370642
Its the great reset. We got everything for free due to internet..movies,images,music,porn. Now they pay for porn due to onlyfans and now pay for art... Whats next?

>> No.30370906

>>30367576
Why do you need an NFT to do this? Why can't you just do it with, say, actual art / a drawing of your dick you doodled while brushing your teeth?

>> No.30371141

>>30359381
LOL i used to do this bug on rare pepes back in the day

>> No.30371172

>>30370906
Because there's no plausible deniability when you "sell" a crayon drawing of your dick to a counterparty for a large amount of money. Such a transaction is much more believable in a "market" where many similar but unrelated transactions are occurring like among wealthy art collectors or decentralized NFT marketplaces.

>> No.30371300

>>30370906
Money launderers, drug traffickers, and international terrorists have a right to fag around on web3 just like the rest of us. It's a new paradigm, bro.

>> No.30371561

>>30359381
You wouldn't steal a jpg.