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Futures down (or up) thousands, edition.

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Links for Lum
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

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>>30424186

>> No.30428131

WHAT THE FUCK WILL THAT BE

>> No.30428141

Futures are blood pink

>> No.30428147
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30428147

THINK FAST

>> No.30428164

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.30428170
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30428170

FUTURES BLOOD GREEN
>FUTURES BLOOD GREEN
FUTURES BLOOD GREEN
>FUTURES BLOOD GREEN
FUTURES BLOOD GREEN
>FUTURES BLOOD GREEN
FUTURES BLOOD GREEN
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FUTURES BLOOD GREEN
>FUTURES BLOOD GREEN
FUTURES BLOOD GREEN
>FUTURES BLOOD GREEN
FUTURES BLOOD GREEN
>FUTURES BLOOD GREEN
FUTURES BLOOD GREEN
>FUTURES BLOOD GREEN

>> No.30428177

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.30428186

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.30428188
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30428188

LET'S GO FUTURES! WHAT WILL YOU BE! VINDICATE ME!

>> No.30428193

LET'S SCORE SOME FACKIN GAINSSSSSSSSS

>> No.30428197
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30428197

GAP UP

>> No.30428202

WHEN ARE FUTURES RELEASED? I have no idea on Sunday.

>> No.30428223
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30428223

>>30428170
WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT!

>> No.30428226
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30428226

reposting since only 2 ppl replied last thread. im just looking for some feedback:

https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=SKT

literally the second most shorted stock on the market. low float, only 91 million total shares. vanguard and blackrock own a combined 30 million shares so actual float is pretty much the same as GME, around 60 million. SKT gained on thursday when rest of market took a shit. when the market faceplanted and REALLY ate shit friday morning it only dipped like 70 cents then bounced up 50 and held above its strong price floor of $16. when you look at the orderbook the sell walls are weak as fuck, only like 100 thousand dollars worth of stock to bust through before getting up to the $20s again. technicals like SMA50, 20 and 100 show uptrend. ridiculously massive volume the last week. like 70 million and 90 million in one day, when avg volume is less than 5 million. oh yeah the stock pays divvies and has actual fundamental support at its current price, it owns assets like premium real estate and generates rental revenue which will come back as corona recovers (proof from 2020 Q3 earnings). even if businesses go bankrupt SKT will still get rent because creditors will pay as the businesses who lease restructure or sell assets and if not they will get replaced by something else. literally is anyone else seeing SKT as a good swing this week or possibly a GME style memetic short squeeze explosion? relatively low risk and seems like a good upside and coronarecovery play anyway. the fact it seems to be a fairly safe long term hold plus dividends plus the possibility of short term massive price surge from short squeeze viral buy ins kind of make it attractive desu. well thats my DD on this, just wondering if anyone else noticed it. what you guys think?


https://seekingalpha.com/article/4407011-tanger-factory-outlet-centers-skt-ceo-stephen-yalof-on-q4-2020-results-earnings-call?utm_source=wallstreethorizon.com&utm_medium=referral

>> No.30428234

Fuck and fuck cum and suck and eat ass and fuck ass with cocks

>> No.30428246
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30428246

GREEN

>> No.30428247

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>> No.30428250
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30428250

>>30428170
BAD OMEN L*M
>BAD OMEN L*M
BAD OMEN L*M
>BAD OMEN L*M
BAD OMEN L*M
>BAD OMEN L*M
BAD OMEN L*M
>BAD OMEN L*M

>> No.30428253
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30428253

>>30428197
AND THEN GAP DOWN!

>> No.30428254

Get FUCKED bears!

>> No.30428259

$67.50 WTI WTF
>$67.50 WTI WTF
$67.50 WTI WTF
>$67.50 WTI WTF
$67.50 WTI WTF
>$67.50 WTI WTF
$67.50 WTI WTF
>$67.50 WTI WTF
$67.50 WTI WTF
>$67.50 WTI WTF

>> No.30428268

Green gap up, sorry bobos :)

>> No.30428270
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30428270

O I L AT $ 67 A BARREL
I
L

>> No.30428273

When the fuck does WTI open?

>> No.30428277
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30428277

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I EXPECTED TO BE VINDICATED WHEN SAYING CRASH WAS OVER LAST WEEK, BUT NOT SO BOLDLY!

IT'S ALL OVER BOBO, ROPE YOURSELF, I TOLD YOU ALL TO BUY YOU ALL BETTER OF FUCKING BOUGHT!!!!

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30428281

>>30428147
WAIT TAKE MINE TOO

>> No.30428283
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30428283

i like the coins because when I see investing people answering it wrong, it makes me feel better about my odds of making it against them

>> No.30428296
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30428296

the markets are swinging
and that makes me cagey
so maybe i'll always
be stuck as a wagie

>> No.30428301
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30428301

>>30428082
4K EOW
>4K EOW
4K EOW
>4K EOW
4K EOW
>4K EOW
4K EOW
>4K EOW

>> No.30428315

Looks good to me

>> No.30428317

Is GUSH a good buy? seen some oil barons shill it, can someone break it down for me?

>> No.30428337

>>30428273
Whenever you crack open the barrel. Also >>30428259

>> No.30428341

0.44% is pretty weak given the stimulus hype. Something is badly wrong and I sense a rug pull tomorrow or Tuesday.

>> No.30428377

>>30428281
>>30428147
I don't get it.

>> No.30428378

How am i supposed to find a job in
>Finance
>Oil
or >FAGMAN ?

>> No.30428411

>>30428341
nah

>> No.30428415

>>30428377
go back

>> No.30428423
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30428423

>>30428082
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.30428430

>>30428341
A futures gap of half a % is significantly bullish and this is YCC not stimmy

>> No.30428438
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30428438

>futures are green so tomorrow will be green

>> No.30428440

Should I sell my WTI and get in after the morning dump or is this doing another 5% today

>> No.30428443
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30428443

Sorry, but you aren't going to recover this time.

>> No.30428448

>>30428273
Will it go higher? Some fairly strong rejection.

>> No.30428463

>>30428378
Be born to the tribes

>> No.30428465

>>30428438
Do you see what the OP pic says?

>> No.30428469
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30428469

Let's see some GREEN

>> No.30428481

>>30428341
Loving every dip.
Buying every dip.

>> No.30428497
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30428497

>>30428438
>I m-must fud!

>> No.30428502
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30428502

>>30428283
Yeah, the idiots always complain about the woring of the coin one.
I think the two poles question brings even more seething about being misled.
And this one is my all time favorite. Although it's easier to wrap your head around it than the Monty Hall problem.

>> No.30428509

aussie bros...

>> No.30428521
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30428521

>>30428497
I had a dream like this once.

>> No.30428529
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30428529

>>30428283
Answer is 1/3. Possible outcomes given the condition are:

>HH
>HT
>TH

And are equal weighted hence the 1/3.

>> No.30428545
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30428545

Here we go.

3rd article in 4 days.

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4412086-cleveland-cliffs-stock-remarkable-transformation

>> No.30428553

>ASX up 1.12% already
have the bears been banished or are they just hiding for now?

>> No.30428561

>>30428430
Won't YCC result in the killing of half of the market and the nuking of mutual funds given inflation? Inflation well above 5% EOSpring.

>> No.30428576
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30428576

>>30428502
25%, four sides, three of them are blue
no?

>> No.30428585

>copper futures
OOOOOOO
>oil
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.30428586

>>30428502
2/3
Now get the fuck out of this thread

>> No.30428590
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30428590

>apology for poor english
>when were you when bobo dies
>i was sat at home drinking brain fluid when fred ring
>'bobo is die'
>'no'
>and you?????????

>> No.30428598
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30428598

FUTURES UP HUNDREDS

>> No.30428601

>>30428415
I can't

>> No.30428615

>>30428576
actually no, wouldn't it be 66%?
fuck you for making me think

>> No.30428631
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30428631

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.30428632

>>30428585
>>oil
>AAAAAAAAAAAA
no wait my graph was bugged, OOOOOOOO

>> No.30428638
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30428638

>>30428377
And? Run your shit, pussy.

>> No.30428641

>>30428529
This is the first thread I see where the first answer is not wrong.

>>30428576
No.

>> No.30428644

>>30428561
Inflation is the most bullish thing possible for equities, unironically. Our market is fake and gay, embrace it while it lasts.

>> No.30428652
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30428652

>futures are actually doing good

>> No.30428658

>>30428341
Maybe if it was over 1.5%

>> No.30428687
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30428687

>futures
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT BROS

>> No.30428704

>>30428638
Who are you?

>> No.30428714

Thank you based Biden

>> No.30428716

>>30428615
Ah, I already clicked post, but yea, it's 66.6%

>> No.30428722
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30428722

>>30428545

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30428728

>>30428641
yea it's 2/3, I fixed it anon sorry
>>30428576

>> No.30428730
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30428730

>dumb fucking bobo thought futures would actually open red
delusional bears lmao

>> No.30428733

What is everyone buying before tomorrow's pump?

>> No.30428740

gangrape all jews to death

also, buy oil and ford.

>> No.30428754

>>30428716
Futures up 0.666%
WTF SATAN?

>> No.30428755
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30428755

You should be able to solve this.

>> No.30428765
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30428765

>>30428704
Just call me Derrick. Oil Derrick.

>> No.30428780
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30428780

>VIX down almost 2%

>> No.30428783
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30428783

someone answer me please

>>30428226
>SKT

>> No.30428784

>>30428733
If you didn't buy Friday morning you're too late lmao

>> No.30428818
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30428818

I WANT MY STIMMY CHECK!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.30428822

>>30428733
SOXL. Buying at start of day, selling EOD.

>> No.30428826

>>30428733
Nothing. I'm holding on to my current bags.

>> No.30428831
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30428831

>>30428641
I took probability in college. And almost failed it. But still, I did take it.

>> No.30428838

>>30428784
Don't worry it'll reverse by morning

>> No.30428839
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30428839

>>30428341
Hopefully it keeps dipping on Wednesday because I have unsettled cash I have to wait for from swinging the bounce..

>> No.30428857

>>30428755
Start floor 50, then +-(0.5*50).

>> No.30428863
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30428863

>>30428469
Thanks for reminding me this garbage show exists

>> No.30428865
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30428865

The futures shall know pain

>> No.30428872
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30428872

Well niggers, looks like SOXL wins again

>> No.30428902

>>30428839
holy shit elon was a bond villain

>> No.30428912

Are warrants free 10 baggers? I feel like they haven't been memed because Robinzoomers can't buy them.

>> No.30428914

>>30428755
I once had to give a formula for this with n eggs and m stories.

>> No.30428923

>>30428818
Did you do your taxes?

>> No.30428929
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>>30428722

>> No.30428939

You guys own $MNS right? Don't tell me you don't own the largest future lithium battery conglomerate??.. Anon..

>> No.30428948
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30428948

>>30428822
>not buying SOXL on Friday

>> No.30428954
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30428954

Nasdaq 14,000 EOW?

>> No.30428969

>>30428912
warrant arbitrage is the easiest money you can make right now. Tons of listed warrants for smaller corps trade way off black scholes

>> No.30428978
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30428978

>>30428939
>$

>> No.30428983

>>30428857
You only have 2 eggs you dumbass

>>30428755
Drop from 1. If breaks, done. If not...
Drop from 3. If breaks, drop from 2. If not...
Drop from 5. If breaks, drop from 4. If not...
etc.

>> No.30428987

What buy Besides oil and steel

>> No.30428997

>>30428863
What show?

>> No.30429013
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30429013

Reminder that its a fucking bull trap since yield is still rising.

>> No.30429029

is WTI going to correct soon or can I just buy in and get some shut eye

>> No.30429053

>>30428755
I had coders as roommates in college and heard this problem like 6 different times. Its a binary search and the answer is 14.

>> No.30429054
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30429054

About to start recording a very racist episode of WTFWT in a few minutes.

>> No.30429056

>>30428978
hook, line and sinker.
also
>avatarfag calling people cringe

>> No.30429061
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30429061

>>30428822
Nice. I bought the Thursday dip and sold the Friday rip. Cheers and good luck!
>>30428948
I don't have the balls to hold SOXL over the weekend in this market

>> No.30429074

>>30429013
bond auction WILL get rigged by a combination of GSIG banks, ecb, ppt, or snb

>> No.30429078

>>30428983
>You only have 2 eggs you dumbass
Then start from floor 25. Going 1, 3, 5 will take forever.

>> No.30429079

>>30429029
How do you think the Houthis are invested?

>> No.30429091
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30429091

>>30429013
As long as it's not rising too much, it's okay, r-right?

>> No.30429095
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30429095

SOON

>> No.30429100

>>30428948
I sold SOXL EOD Friday after buying the bottom of the dip. Sure, I may have missed out on a few% but given last Monday's pump, it kept rising throughout the day.

>> No.30429115
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30429115

>>30428755
Correct answer
>pic related

>> No.30429132

should I buy at open?

>> No.30429149

>>30428865
Shall not*

>> No.30429151

I'm currently all in on PUBM. Average is $46.15. Am I going to make it? Or should I sell this for AMRS?

>> No.30429157
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30429157

>>30429056
>posting reaction pics is now avatarfagging

>> No.30429177

>>30429053
>Its a binary search
It's not.
>the answer is 14
Not quite.
>>30429115
Based

>> No.30429179
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30429179

>>30429132
How could you? You invested every available dollar buying this dip already.

Didn't you?

>> No.30429198
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30429198

APOLOGIZE

>> No.30429201

>>30429056
>avatarfag
jfc leave

>> No.30429210

>>30428714
Yeah this little nigger had to fight Republicans to get this actually done so even as a Trump guy gotta admit he done somefin

>> No.30429215

reminder that dividends are your friend

>> No.30429226

reminder that $ was printed into nothingness and nobody will buy bonds of a worthless, inflating currency, thus the selloff will continue for a month

>> No.30429230

>>30428987
ford

to flatten jews

>> No.30429233

>>30429074
They'll need to start paying people to hold bonds soon

>> No.30429247

>>30428755
An egg breaks when you drop it from as little as 1 foot, a single story is at least 10 feet, dumbass. This is a trick question.

>> No.30429253
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WE'RE STILL IN THIS AQB BOYS

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>>30429198
No give me back my money

>> No.30429285

>>30429061
>I don't have the balls to hold SOXL over the weekend in this market
Agreed. Once the Fed implements Yield Curve Control, it could lose control of the situation at any moment. That is the last card the Fed has to play.
I don't think main street is recovering as fast as investors think or want it to be either so I'll wait and see.

>> No.30429286

>>30428755
This is just a binary search.

>> No.30429289

>>30428755
You don't drop egg, you eat egg for a happy and healthy body while trading.

>> No.30429290
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>>30429198
You will go down sooner or later, Cathie. You can't keep getting away with this.

>> No.30429293

>VIX spot vs. VIX futures roll yield is positive
>VIX term structure is in contango
>he isn't all in SOXL
Explain yourselves. Why do you hate free money?

>> No.30429295
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30429295

threadly reminder Roblox somehow managed to lose money in a year when everyone was stuck at home
this is the new Palantir-style exist scam where they are going public to dump their bags on your heads. You can probably make some money swinging it but don't hold on too long - their financials are disastrous.

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>>30429054
gonna have to skip it unfortunately.
my hatred of the jew has been interfering with my sleep lately and i gotta really protect this cycle i've achieved

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>>30428502
1/3?

>>30428641
>one of the coins is heads
one of the coins has been flipped and is showing heads, the other coin is either heads or tails, what am I getting wrong here? It's 50:50 but I know that's "wrong"

>>30428529
it just feels wrong. One coin has been flipped and we see that it is heads. Therefore, the only possibilities are HT and HH.

If you said "one of the coins is GOING to land on heads because this is a universe where, whenever two coins are flipped it's impossible for them both to land tails up" then that would be different

But this is an event that has occured. One of the coins is heads up.

>>30428755
n-no you
>>30429115
What FoodChad companies are there for eggs?

>> No.30429307

>>30429198
YOU WERE RIGHT
MY CATHIE
MY HOPE
MY QUEEN

WHY DID WE EVER THINK STONKS COULD GO DOWN, OH THEY WILL BUT NOT BADLY. NOT FOR LONG. AT THE END OF ALL THINGS.

>> No.30429310

>>30429179
Kinda, I dropped about 2.5k last week.

>> No.30429343

>>30429157
yes
>im not avatarfagging, i just post epic reaction images

>> No.30429354

>>30429233
I don't think they will. What maters is rate vol more than rates. Rate vol moves at the auctions, so if you rig the auctions you cap a large portion of rate vol
Insiders then have a lot more time to get out

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>>30429198
fuck off cathie, i can't wait until TSLA and PLTR drag you down with them

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Is beta decay/Volatility drag a meme?

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>>30429247
I should have included that but I though when people see the word math they check out.

>> No.30429382
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30429382

WHAT THE FUCK BBC?

WHY EGGS? WHY THE EGGS?

>> No.30429395
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30429395

>>30429079
They're invested into the almighty light of Allah
Inshallah

>> No.30429403

>>30429360
Tesla 1k eom screen cap this

>> No.30429406

>>30429198
>invest in companies most vulnerable to rising yields

>> No.30429407

>>30428755
Look eggs break so easily the real world answer is floor 0 and to drop 0 eggs. Only a retard would try to do something else.

>> No.30429408

>>30428755
Take the bowl, slap the guy who gave you this "test" across the head with it when he turns around. tie his arms and legs with his shirt and pants, and shove one egg up his ass, the throw him off the 100th floor.
Eat the other egg to recoup the calories burned exterminating the shitbag.

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>>30429289

>> No.30429413

>>30428755
I hate questions like this. I guess the answer is going 10th, 20th, 30th until the first breaks, but if you use your mind you can guess that the probability distribution isn't uniform and since they're fucking eggs you can guess that it most likely will break from the first floor if not the ground floor.

>> No.30429417
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>>30429307
>MY CATHIE
>MY HOPE
>MY QUEEN

>> No.30429420

>>30429363
Yes and no

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30429426

please buy the bonds jerome

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>>30429056
>reaction images are avatarfagging.

>> No.30429438 [DELETED] 

>>30428277
Anyone else get annoyed by these posters?

If they're so confident why haven't they went all in many months ago? Why didn't they go all in on calls? If it's over for anyone who didn't buy the dip does that not mean they are stating that the stock will now crab at this new price thereby making it better to sell or sell covered calls? After all if they're theory is itll keep going up you can still jump in.

I own a shit ton of calls, just annoyed by anons like this. Just in case any of you think im a bobo

>> No.30429448

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

>> No.30429450

when futures are initially green tomorrow will be blood red

>> No.30429462

>>30429305
you're assuming that the coins are flipped in order and you know the result of the first flip before the second.
in reality, the question is equivalent to flipping two coins without looking at the results, having your friend tell you "there is at least one head in this flip" and you giving the chance that there are two heads.

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>>30429095
Yes brother, these fools shall know pain.

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>>30429403
>screen cap this
gladly

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>>30429253
*ahem*

>> No.30429493

>>30429305
The coin one does not say which one is heads. They are fliiped simultaneously.

The card one is not 1/3 either, sorry.

>> No.30429502

>>30429395
Correct. I would also accept any of these funds: https://etfdb.com/esg-investing/social-issues/sharia-compliant-investing/

>>30429406
If she owns 100% of the shares, she can dictate the price.

>> No.30429509

How many CRBP shares do I need to support a desi wife?

>> No.30429511

Anyone else get annoyed by these types of posters >>30428277?

If they're so confident why haven't they went all in many months ago? Why didn't they go all in on calls? If it's over for anyone who didn't buy the dip does that not mean they are stating that the stock will now crab at this new price thereby making it better to sell or sell covered calls? After all if they're theory is itll keep going up you can still jump in.

I own a shit ton of calls, just annoyed by anons like this. Just in case any of you think im a bobo

>> No.30429530

>>30428755
Let n = 1
Drop egg from Floor 2n
If it breaks, drop from Floor 2n-1
If it does not break, increase n and repeat

Worst case is floor 99, which is 51 drops.

>> No.30429533

>>30429407
This. Imagine being the retard carrying out some algorithmic pattern of dropping eggs on to the street below when you could just make an egg sandwich.
>>30429289
Based and correct

>> No.30429560
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>>30429343
I have a single image of this character used exclusively for cringe faggots like you. I don't even know which show it is.

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>>30429293
I'm only all-in on SOXL on a 1 or 2-day basis. It's simply too crazy to hold for longer with the level of absurd manipulation and selloffs going on this past month and a half or so...
I just buy a dip and sell off 10%. Once we're more clearly in bull mode I might get more mid-term and try to farm 20% but right now the market is too zany..

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TESLA 800$ AT OPEN

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>>30428147
>>30428281
Thanks!

>> No.30429601

>>30429533
Really the time spent doing the different egg drops and figuring it out *costs* you more than what you save in having to buy an extra couple dozen eggs (plus cleanup of the street, however much janitors cost)

>> No.30429622

>thread quality deteriorating
See you guys next weekend

>> No.30429624

>>30428270
LET'S FUCKING GOOOO

>> No.30429626

>>30429560
damn thats epic bro, cool as heck.

>> No.30429639
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30429639

Same shit happened a week ago.
The real pain is yet to come.

>> No.30429649

>>30429157
>Posting anime pics titled "cringe.jpg" is not avatarfagging or cringe

>> No.30429655
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30429655

UH OH LOOKS LIKE LUM POSTER JINX'D FUTURES AGAIN. DOWN WE GOOOOOOO

>> No.30429656

>>30429622
Thanks for leaving

>> No.30429663

This isn't egg drop general this is stock market general get your shit together ffs

>> No.30429664

Really though, everything is green including the DXY. Doesn't that indicate a FUCKTON of bond selling?

>> No.30429666

So is WTI actually legit going to moon, or is it just another /smg/ pnd?
I want to buy oil but don't wanna get stuck with bags

>> No.30429669

>>30429601
Now correct me if I'm wrong but I've heard some janitors work for free

>> No.30429671

>>30429363
>>30429420
Wtf volatility drag even is?

>> No.30429676
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TSLA below 500 and mass suicides in India soon

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>>30429382
>"first they came for the eggs and I said nothing, because I do not like eggs... "

>> No.30429684

>>30429576
Why? What fundamentals?

>> No.30429692
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30429692

>>30429382
Eat egg

>> No.30429728

>>30429382
Eggs are white supremacist

>> No.30429742

>>30429198
Tesla got bogged very hard this month

>> No.30429753
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are my ACEV 3/19 12.5c kill?

>> No.30429757

>>30429639
No pain for oil chads and copper bros, even less pain for banking lords since we benefit from higher yields and rotation out of tech

>> No.30429772
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30429772

If GUSH and the like are up like 5% premarket tomorrow, is there any point in buying in? It feels like if I bought oil now it'll just gap down hard one night and fuck me

>> No.30429780

>>30429649
I forgot giving easy to search names to my reaction pics is deemed uncool.

>> No.30429809
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30429809

Should I buy a ton of BILI pre-market? I don’t really think it can go much lower than it already is.

>> No.30429834

>>30429753
My girlfriend was looking over my shoulder last time I saw this webm so I couldn't click on it. Thanks for posting it again. it delivers

>> No.30429839

>>30429753
I want to smack her and tell her to put modest clothes on

>> No.30429842
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>>30429655
Kill all L*m posters

>> No.30429846

>>30429395
By Allah you're right.

>> No.30429854

FUTURES RIPPING

>> No.30429856
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>>30429664
>Futures green
>Full euphoria on /smg/
>Yields still rising fast
I think I've seen this before.

>>30429676
>I felt a disturbance in the stock market
>As if an entire continent was margin called at once, then silence.

>> No.30429858

>>30429151

I'm in both. Read the AMRS annual report. They are making money but they have a large amount of debt. Auditors called it a "significant concern". I will be staying in AMRS as long as they can both grow and reduce their debt at the same time each quarter. Does anyone know how rising bonds affect corporate debt btw?

AMRS is literally profiting off women. The beauty / fagmakeup industry is huge but they are more of a behind the scenes player from what I've read. They supply the molecules to the nulotions.

>> No.30429875
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30429875

Any /smg/ anons ever have to deal with their family's dumb investing decisions? My brother is nearly 30 and only just found out that IRAs don't auto-invest, he's been keeping it in cash for years.

>> No.30429876
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>>30429809
Buy BILI!

>> No.30429885

>>30429834
what does it deliver it's just some chick?

>> No.30429898

>>30429382
They havent passed it? Msm made it sound like it already did. Well no 1.4k guaranteed just yet, was expecting that so I can withdraw it together with the other stimulus bux i got.

>> No.30429900

>>30429692
>>30429382
I only eat boiled eggs nonstop, saving cash
Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner
Im all in on oil

>> No.30429905

>>30429013
>bull trap
for growth stocks. not for industrials and memes

>> No.30429907
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30429907

howdy folks, is cielo green tomorrow?

>> No.30429912
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30429912

Are futures looking good? Green monday?

>> No.30429919

>>30429198
i never doubted mommy to begin with

>> No.30429922

>>30429115
lmao
quality reference, well done

>> No.30429927

>>30429858
*Growing concern

Sorry typo

>> No.30429928

>>30429856
Just watch
Foreign subscription to this weeks auctions will be the best since the pandemic started

>> No.30429933
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30429933

So up or down monday? If this was the correction, it was the lamest.

>> No.30429935
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30429935

>>30429655
DARLING TIME FOR YOUR DAILY -10%!

>> No.30429943

>>30429907
>cielo green
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU&ab_channel=CeeLoGreen

>> No.30429956

>>30429772
Fuck dude I'm almost leaning that direction, I was so hyped to buy 100 shares of SU but if its something gay like 5% at open UGHHHHH.

>> No.30429961

>>30429875
my boomer father is in complete denial that anyone can reliably beat mutual funds

>> No.30429974

>>30429885
>what does it deliver
the desire to fuck the chick in the webm

>> No.30429980

>>30429912
i dont know but that man sure looks good

>> No.30429984

My little efferiumz doin sum

>> No.30429988

>>30429622
Look what you guys did. We all need to DRAMATICALLY STEP UP OUR QUALITY POSTING here. You scared the one guy that matters to smg away, you all need to be ashamed of yourselves.

>> No.30429993

>>30429858
As long as they don't have to go more in debt (i.e. they are currently profitable), they won't be affected by rising yields.

>> No.30430006

I can't wait for a nice bullish Monday lads remember to stay strong and never fall for the market tricks and fuds
also invest in HCMC

>> No.30430029

>>30429875
I dunno if dumb or not
my family and neighbors joined some ponzi 2x money in 3 months, luckily there has been 2 payouts already.
So I told them to not go all in for the next and just collect 20% winnings and 80% go back in and gamble.

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>>30429876
This guy gets it!

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>>30429753
Give her instagram, I need a dopamine BOOOOOOOST

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>>30429753
>unironic funko pop collection
Simps payed for it no doubt.

>>30429839
Based.

>> No.30430055

>>30429907
It'll take a BIG FAT SHIT

>> No.30430079
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30430079

Yo. What the fuck is happening with futures? You guys said the market was gonna crash!!!!! UVXY is 80% of my portfolio and at the rate futures are going I'm gonna be broke by morning.

>> No.30430116

>>30430079
Just keep DCAing into UVXY my man, trust the plan.

>> No.30430138

>>30429875
Family bought Canadian diamond mine penny stock, wouldn't sell when I begged them too down -15% just let it ride for -40K. I have very bad DNA, I work at Target at age 42.

Thinking is actually honestly difficult, I only follow other peoples memes and I have been doing well enough to help get some nice things, I bought a PS5 for my fiance and we play together.

>> No.30430146

>>30430079
2 weeks

>> No.30430158
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>>30429772
Oil is becoming a hedge for inflation and going super saiyan commodity.

Feels good to have bought GUSH @ $39 last year back when everyone thought we all would be driving teslas by 2021 despite the inevitable financial cliff.

Feels real good.

>> No.30430171

>>30428755
you only need one egg for this O_O just drop it from first floor and if it no break run down stairs and pick it up then try from floor 2, ect

>> No.30430183
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30430183

>>30429493
>The card one is not 1/3 either, sorry.
i looked at the picture and misread the question
is that intentional or just dyslexia?

>>30429493
>The coin one does not say which one is heads. They are fliiped simultaneously.
then I do take issue with the wording, unless that's actually something wrong with my brain that the question is designed to weed out

>>30429858
>Does anyone know how rising bonds affect corporate debt btw?
uhhhhhhhh makes them less appealing I would guess, I would guess corporate debt yields rise when the market sells off?

>>30429876
anti-feminist propaganda

>>30429875
>My brother is nearly 30 and only just found out that IRAs don't auto-invest, he's been keeping it in cash for years.
so basically he doesn't know how to invest and is starting at 30?
sounds like a decent start?

>>30429935
forgot about that meme
nice oc

>> No.30430186

SPY will hit 400 by end of this week. All stimulus is going into the market. Calls are free money. Just looking at the movement of BTC which is a predictor of stock market performance. Go long Monday or stay poor forever.

>> No.30430212

>>30429753
Imagine anal sex with this whore

>> No.30430225

>>30429875
>parkland shooting occurs
>mother calls broker, tells them to pull all gun investments for moral reasons
>broker liquidates all the gun positions
>gun stocks shoot up massively this year
only thing dumb to me about it was investing based on conscience, not based on pursuing large returns

>> No.30430232

>>30430171
SOUTH.

TEXAS.

TRANNY.

>> No.30430252

>>30430046
Farmers walks with 100+lbs in one hand? Mirin

>> No.30430267

>>30430158
>GUSH
>-99.14% performance over last 5 years

Great investment, mate. Oil is DOA. Electric is the future.

>> No.30430284

>>30428755
Drop one at 50, then if it doesn't break, 75, then if it still doesn't break, 88, then 94, 97, 99 and 100. Still not broken? Done.
If it breaks at any level, start at (lowest unchecked level + 1) and drop one every floor. Once it breaks, you're done.
Best case = 7, worst case = 50.

>> No.30430291

>>30430212
That is a sin because it cannot get her pregnant.

>> No.30430299

>>30429753
disgusting whore
this is a bad one too
i don't wank to attention whoring slags
have some standards

>> No.30430312

NO NO NO FUTURES WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING MY FUNDS HAVENT SETTLED YET YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE RED THE ENTIRE WEEK FUCK YOU

>> No.30430315
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>>30430079
>UVXY is 80% of my portfolio

>> No.30430317
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>>30428755
Answer is you should be eating those eggs before trading.

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30430336

>10y yield

>> No.30430341

>>30430116
kek
>>30430079

>> No.30430343

>>30430186
I'm already up 3k on the long call I held over the weekend just from this premarket pump. I'm not sure if I should white knuckle it or sell to close tomorrow. Looking like I might be up 20k on a naked call by noon. I guess bobos hate money.

>> No.30430357

>>30429875
I don't think my parents are mega-retards but they pretty much just HODL hot stocks. Often this works well but sometimes they just sit on meme stocks like PLTR. Basically they're not geniuses but not idiot gamblers either, so they do fine just off the market rising. They just buy the dip and hold, and keep like 20%-30% cash on hand. Very boomer. They also do responsible stuff like help me refinance my mortgage, so they are above average overall..

>> No.30430364

>>30430284
Now solve it for minimal worst case. Or minimal average case, really, because your solution isn't that good in that regard either.

>> No.30430373

>>30429671
underlying crabs:
>(1-x)*(1+ (1/(x-1)-1) )
That's equal to 1. Underlying drops x/100 %, then goes back up by 1/(x-1)-1. => Ergo it crabs.
Meanwhile with a k leveraged etf:
>(1-k*x)*(1+ k*(1/(x-1)-1))
For leverage k > 1 this is smaller than 1 for all valid x which means that the etf went down in price even though the underlying only crabbed.
It's equal to 1 if k = 1 and it's greater than 1 for 0<k<1. This effect grows with the magnitude of x. It's very acceptable in a low volatility environment but it can also wreck you in a higher volatility environment.

>> No.30430379

>>30430312
It's on the slide downwards. Red by open. SOXS chads win again!

>> No.30430393

>>30430284
Eggs are way more fragile than question makers.
Eat the eggs, throw the question maker on the ground on the first floor. If he doesn't break, move to the second.

>> No.30430398

Im tired of being broke should i do spy weeklies , or NVDA/ Tesla

>> No.30430418

>>30430336
Buy TMV LEAPS, check back in six months. Simple as.

>> No.30430419

>>30428644
>what are the 70s

>> No.30430441

>>30430079
UVXY decays at a rate of 9% a month, I believe. You should be fine holding it. Me, however... I have calls on it. 80% of my portfolio in calls. I am unable to feel anymore.

>> No.30430442
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30430442

>Futures

>> No.30430445

is tsla ded forever

>> No.30430447

>>30430267
I'm investing in coal for the power plants that run your little beta-mobiles. Buying real estate in Arizona, which will be beachfront property when we finally melt the gay icebergs. Stay poor, idiot.

>> No.30430448
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>>30429753
Imaging pulling her hips against yours while you thrust using your max length. Her legs locking up behind you and pressing her body against yours, she only holds herself by grabbing your forearms while you squeeze her tits and she bites her lips like in the video and looks straight into your eyes

>> No.30430460

>>30430373
That's beta decay. Or are they the same thing?

>> No.30430478
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>>30430079
Just hold, Monday is always a pump day, tuesday is the true determinate of how it will all play out.

>> No.30430509

>>30429753
imagine strangling her to death with piano wire

>> No.30430520

>>30430460
beta decay is simping for thots like this >>30429753

>> No.30430526

>>30429933
my gevo is down over 50% in 3 weeks
i think it's been corrected enough, thank you

>> No.30430537

holy shit oil
why didn't i go with more leverage? I'm only 60% LEAPS and they're all ITM too lol

>> No.30430539

>>30430364
It is probably optimal in average case (which is what the question asks) and worst case. Inb4 inbred didn't see the 2 eggs limit.
>>30430393
What if the question maker is less or more fragile than an egg?

>> No.30430549

>>30430336
where do you see them? Both marketwatch and investing.com show me values from friday

>> No.30430566

>>30430441
Hopefully this helps you learn a little about risk management.

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30430576

Time to buy $GOLD?

>> No.30430578

>>30429858
Don't forget that they bought 2 brand names this year at an undisclosed amount. Hope it wasn't too much.

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>>30430509
RKG gets it

>> No.30430591

>>30430373
>(1/(x-1)-1)
This should be 1/(1-x) - 1
>>30430460
>Beta decay in finance refers to the tendency for a company with a high beta coefficient to have its beta coefficient normalize to the market beta.
Not to my knowledge but people seem to use the term that way.

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30430625

>10y yield +2.80%
See you tomorrow.

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>>30430445

>> No.30430649

>>30430576
very convincing magical lines anon

>> No.30430666

>>30430549
https://www.investing.com/rates-bonds/financial-futures

I think only MarketWatch bothers to calculate them into actual yield % though.

>> No.30430691

>>30429666
>smg can pump and dump the price of crude oil

please kill yourself

>> No.30430700

>>30430576
Retarded TA

>> No.30430707

>>30430539
Caveat Emptor.

>> No.30430754

>>30430707
I don't invest in French stocks.

>> No.30430762
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30430762

so I should probably just buy some soxl whenever it dips hard and then just sell on pump days right? I've made like 700 bucks last week from buying the dips

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>>30430576
>Imagine buying precious metals when Treasury rates are rapidly rising
Are PMG faggots really this dense?

I won't even mention the use of TA.

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30430802

AAAAAAAAAAAAA JEROME PLEASE BUY THE FUCKING BONDS

>> No.30430805 [DELETED] 

>>30430576
What charting site is this?

>> No.30430807

>>30430625
unironically market will view it as bullish, as it will force the Fed to enact YCC/OT (which is the current rumor floating)
similar to how bad economic reports in previous months were (surprisingly) bullish, as it would push the Fed to continue the easy money

>> No.30430814

>>30430509
Imagine knocking the wind out of her with a punch to the stomach followed by knocking her to the floor with a kick to the face and then grabbing her by the ankle out to your driveway to shackle her to your tailgate and taking her for a drive to a nature preserve to feed her to the bears.

>> No.30430816

>>30430526
Same. Fuck that stock. I attended the fireside chat with the CEO and lead scientist and they seemed extremely motivated and annoyed by shareholders. I got the impression that, as long as they live comfortably, they don't really care about creating shareholder value.

The lead scientist explained how hard of a sell GEVO was. He said people have to sign an agreement to buy the fuel in the future at an agreed upon price point and sign on the dotted line before fuel production even begins. He literally said that he's called up companies and they respond with, "You're asking me to do WHAT?"

Then the CEO got all nervous and said he doesn't get enough credit and people are always on his case despite signing SAS (Swedish Airlines). Of course the Swedes would buy the sustainable fuel...

>> No.30430829

>>30430769
Presumably Fed fucking over TIPS market means the rate rise is all inflation rather than anything real? Dunno, just steelmanning.

>> No.30430841

when will the nasdump bottom out?

>> No.30430864

>>30430816
*Unmotivated and annoyed

Typo

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>>30428147
goddamn rats trying to shit up my portfolio

>> No.30430912

>>30430769
This is the time to buy it though, no? Before YCC is implemented? Perhaps at 2.5% or 3%?

>> No.30430916
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30430916

PLEASE RELEASE MY PORTFOLIO FROM THIS SEA OF RED

>> No.30430941

>>30430807
I agree, although I expect pain until they actually confirm it next week. Sort of a self-fulfilling prophecy.

>> No.30431003

baking

>> No.30431011

uhm nasdaq..

>> No.30431033

>>30430816
They did sign another very large take-or-pay agreement, so the CEO is actually doing something good.
I'm in it for the potential Govt project or subsidy, which they will no doubt get. But only with gambling money now.

>> No.30431037

>>30428755
I would go to shop and buy more eggs. Then ask all the wagies that I hire to start throwing eggs from different floors.

>> No.30431040

>>30430984
>>30430984
>>30430984
new

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30431042

>>30430441
> I have calls on it.
>80% of my portfolio in calls
Fuck, brother. And here I thought I had it rough.

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30431056

>>30429842

>> No.30431114

>>30430912
Once yields are not rising faster than inflation expectations. The difference between the two are usually what affects gold prices most.

>> No.30431118

>>30430762
Yeah SOXL is good to hold 1-5 days for a 10-20% pomp.

>> No.30431148
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30431148

I, for one, think it’s cute that (YOU) think you have any idea what is going on.
Let alone what’s going to happen.
It’s so much easier (and less douche) to just pick cute named securities, buy when +10% down, sell when +20% up, and actually live your life.
Be well anon

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30431176

>gap up
>crab down
>dump
>repeat

It's all so tiresome

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30431220

>>30431176
I went 10x on two SPY put trades last week and you bet your ass I'm gonna do it again this week once we hit the top

>> No.30431242

>>30429655
What? Oil futures are going up. You scared me for a moment.

>> No.30431330

>Nasdump already back to the red.

people who panic bought last Friday are into the close gonna be pretty mad tomorrow when we go limit down.

>> No.30431351

>>30428502
Given that you picked a card with blue that leaves 2 events in the sample space. One event you picked the card with both blue sides. The other event you picked the card with one red and one blue. The probability that the other side is blue is .5

>> No.30431472

>>30430171
Fuck, that's based

>> No.30431481

>>30431351
Nope. Hint: The double blue card has two sides.

>> No.30431807
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30431807

Houthis are lobbing missiles at Saudi Arabia-what are the best oil stocks to buy?

>> No.30431818

>>30428502
50% faggots

>> No.30432000

>>30431481
Unless I’m misunderstanding the wording, given that one side has already shown to be blue leaves one of two events. You picked the double blue card or you picked the card with red and blue. This means there is a 50% chance that the other side is blue.

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