/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.30429850]

>Can’t even eat half a sandwich without feeling full
>Haven’t had a poo in two weeks
Am I dying?

[Anonymous No.30430166]

>>30429850
You're constipated you fat fuck.

[Anonymous No.30430185]

>>30429850
Are you a smoker?

[Anonymous No.30430209]

>>30429850
i had a massive shit earlier today and it was amazing
just take fiber pills by the handful and take the biggest shits of your life

[Anonymous No.30430230]

>>30429850
>business and finance

[Anonymous No.30430238]

>>30429850
Unironically smoke pot

[Anonymous No.30430246]

>>30429850
buy some stool softener and see if that can't fix your problem

[Anonymous No.30430251]

yes, but you can avoid that by going to a pharmacist and asking them to get you something to shit

[Anonymous No.30430307]

>>30429850
time for your enema, big boy

[Anonymous No.30430396]

>>30429850
No, you’re stressed because of your job.

[Anonymous No.30430504]

>>30429850
any other symptoms? stomach pain? in what area? urine differences?

[Anonymous No.30430532]

>>30430209
careful of anal fissures anons

[Anonymous No.30430556]

Go for a run you fat fuck

[Anonymous No.30430558]

Get some exercise

[Anonymous No.30430646]

>>30429850
You're already dead

[Anonymous No.30430682]

>>30429850
i feel exactly the same way
i also lost about 35lbs over the past year and my right side feels swollen
stopped smoking weed (after about 10 years of daily smoking) a week ago, cant poop

[Anonymous No.30430683]

>>30430504
>symptoms
Just a general feeling of bloating and heaviness. I’m not fat, I weigh 144lbs and I’m 6ft. I don’t know how to make myself poo

[Anonymous No.30430686]

>>30429850
eat some veggies ffs your skin is probably grey from malnutrition

[Anonymous No.30430738]

Its ok a bowel obstructions not that bad I hear

[Anonymous No.30431065]

>>30430682
GI problems are pretty common in people who smoke weed regularly, they are the worst right when you stop smoking. Drink coffee and have a salad

[Anonymous No.30431198]

>>30431065
im quitting coffee/caffeine at the same time
it has been a hard week but ive made some nice cash

[Anonymous No.30431985]

>>30430238
so I'm not the only one then. certain strains are like an instant laxative for me, it's crazy

[Anonymous No.30432028]

>>30429850
Pancrea, get it checked immediately.

[Anonymous No.30432086]

>>30431985
Indicas relax the anus and bowel.

[Anonymous No.30432229]

>>30429850
you are constipated you autist. eat vegetables, oatmeal, and fruit.
>>30430683
avoid anything like bread, meat and other constipating foods. I feel like shit whenever I overeat that and undereat fiber.
Also try metamucil

[Anonymous No.30432300]

>>30430230
Threads like this is what makes this board great

[Anonymous No.30432929]

This is a massive flag that a huge dump is coming monday

[Anonymous No.30433106]

>>30430230
>No fun allowed

Way to kill board culture

[Anonymous No.30433187]

>>30430682
May I ask why you stopped?
I recently quit too

[Anonymous No.30433270]

>>30432929
I often take a huge dump on mondays because I get nervous poops from waking up early for wagecucking.

[Anonymous No.30433327]

>>30429850
Work out, dead srs.

Lunges
Squats
Static horse stance
Sit-ups
Leg raises

Enjoy your poo.

[Anonymous No.30433365]

>>30429850
you’re just absorbing all the nutrients, don’t fall for the toilet jew

[Anonymous No.30433473]

>>30429850
Try taking some magnesium supplements :^)

[Anonymous No.30433476]

>>30430396
Fuck, iktf. Not the constipation as much as the killed appetite. I gotta get off of this wagie hell

[Anonymous No.30433487]

>>30429850
Lay off the opiates

Also, enema nao

[Anonymous No.30433512]

I was constipated for like 3 days after surgery. Friend told me to buy prune juice and microwave it and drink it hot. Holy shit the relief I felt afterwards. Works right away. Metamucil also works too

[Anonymous No.30433569]

>>30430683
6 ft tall and only 144 lbs?
You have AIDs or ass cancer

[Anonymous No.30433606]

>>30433365
This comment is gold. Stealing this for future use, just you wait, we'll make the toilet jew the 2021 equivalent of the 2018 wristwatch threads

[Anonymous No.30433645]

Try miralax OP, that helped me, takes a few. Days to start working though

[Anonymous No.30433663]

> Haven’t had a poo in two weeks
Assuming this isn't exaggeration, go see a doctor ASAP. A few days is fine, a few weeks is not.

[Anonymous No.30433896]

>>30430683
make some strong black coffee, not instant, make the real brewed coffee and have a few cigarettes with it

[Anonymous No.30433917]

>>30429850

Slow metabolism

[Anonymous No.30433940]

>Business and finance

[Anonymous No.30433978]

>>30433187
because i want to improve my life and cannabis has kept me in the same place for a long time. not that i am resolving myself of blame, but i can be better.

[Anonymous No.30434011]

>>30429850
Yeah

[Anonymous No.30434528]

>>30430396
I hate wagecucking, I feel like this may be part of the constipation problem

[Anonymous No.30434638]

>>30433606
/nopoo/ was already a thing