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I've been sitting here in the Parsiq-IQ1 rocket cockpit with Captain Anatoly since December. The longest pre-launch checklist in history has nearly met completion and we are almost a go for our parabolic journey to planet Parsnip of the WAGMI galaxy.

Anatoly has been playing sweet symphonies and drawing many Parsiq roadmap doodles while I have been losing my fucking mind while watching my portfolio crab.

I know it will all pay off in the end as we finally embark on this wonderous journey. Bag-holding PRQ these past few months while every shit-coin in existence moons will finally pay off before months end.

..and remember PRQ frens.. SWINGIES GET THE FUCKING ROPE.

“The probability of mooning is difficult to estimate; but if we never bag-hold the chance of mooning is zero.” - Anatoly Ressin

>> No.30440266
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>> No.30440875

fuck kikes parsiq is a coin of white supremacy

parsieg heil

>> No.30442290

>>30440055
$100 EOY

heil persiq

>> No.30442789

>>30440055
been swinging since jan and tripled my stack, looks like the bagholders are close to roping themself though kek.

>> No.30443192

Bloody Parsiq took me welsh sheep and fucked them to death in a cave. I oughtta bring them to kleros court and demand those link oracles pay me sheep rape compensation.

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>>30440055
>>30440266
checked

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proud crab reporting in

>> No.30443841
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>>30443211
Checking your check

Suicide stacklet reporting in.

>> No.30444172

>>30442789
Post the wallet and transactions or kys Marco

>> No.30444199

>>30442789
Lol all that risk for a mere x3? Pathetic. Get on my level, I've been swinging since jan and x30 my stack. I wipe my ass with your x3.

>> No.30444389

>>30442789
Great job anon! But just wait until you swing out right as the boosters engage.

You will get the rope. It’s inevitable.

>> No.30444424

>>30444172
so ppl can frontrun me? gtfo fag
>>30444199
you 30x your 100 stack? grats real proud of you x3

>> No.30444624

>>30444389
its all priced in except for the surprise news. chances are this is going to blow up harder than spacex rocket.

>> No.30445264

>>30444624
if we don't hit $5 EOM I rope