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>> No.30441119

>once up 35% from my investment one month ago
>these meme fucking crash has me up 4%

Bros wtf

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>> No.30441264

>>30441046
>>30441031

>> No.30441298

>>30441046
I can't read futures for shit but the s&p doesn't look good bros... Someone tell me it'll be ok

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>>30441119
I was up around 25% and went to -2%, then back up to 2.5% in the green now.

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>>30441264
guess ill wait until it gets recycled...

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>>30441126

>> No.30441384

>>30441328
You announced, this is the real thread. Splitters deserve death

>> No.30441444

>>30441046
GRST goys where are you

>> No.30441471
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>>30441328
Blame the L*m tranny. That faggot needs the pic in every fucking thread clearly

>> No.30441483

>>30441119
Im down 30%, erased like half of my gains since SEP.

I have a normie friend who is down 150k on his once 600k, retirement 401k in the past 30 days, it was at 300k over the summer

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>>30441328

>> No.30441691
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Lol I did a quick 10x flipping SPY puts this week. Green futures means I’m doing it again boys. No positions yet but rest assured, I’ll be shorting the shit out of this joke of a market right at the top again

>> No.30441808

>>30441119
Anyone else annoyed by how quick portfolio value dumps compared to pumps?

>6 months to pump 100%
>2 weeks to dump 125%

Overexaggerated but yall should get the idea.

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>>30441545

>> No.30441915

>>30441808
It's all in greed

>> No.30441926

>>30441808
im just here trying to find out why i lost all my gains after a -50% even though i was +100% the earlier month

>> No.30442119

>>30441808
Everyone’s a genius in a bull market. Bear markets separate the men from the boys.

>> No.30442368
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red id and scarlet mommy punishes us all week

>> No.30442409

tell me why my portfolio shouldn't be 100% AAPL ?

>> No.30442414
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>he thought they were done genociding the nasdaq
Just buy BTC if you want that sort of exposure you stupid faggot. Nasdaq takes one step forward btc takes two, nasdaq takes two back BTC takes one. Anyway, today should be a nice day for oil and bank chads. Don't say we didn't warn you when you bottom out due to SOXL.

>> No.30442508

>>30442368
roll
t. spy puts

>> No.30442588
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I'm 100% cash until the big one.

>> No.30442630
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>>30441046
I'm so fucking tired of seeing you here.

>> No.30442640

>>30442409
Because you'd do better with 100% AAPL LEAPS.

>> No.30442692

Name 5 stocks which aren't Jackie Chan

You literally can't

>> No.30442781

>>30442692
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>> No.30442787

>>30442692
Ford
Boeing
Tesla
Jackie Chan
Visa

>> No.30442827

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

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>>30442630

>> No.30443002
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>>30442827
What a thoughtless and low effort post. Give reference or fundamental ideas for recommending these OTC stocks that you cannot buy in any true respectable trading account. I will never download a chinese or Cyprus trading software to only be screwed by high volume traders, then when my penny investment miraculously goes up 10%, to only have it locked due to high volume activity. There is an exit bag in your future before the end of 2021.

>> No.30443122

>>30442787
See, it's literally impossible

>> No.30443165

>>30443002
Its a bot

>> No.30443179

>>30442692
Cackie Jhan is my favorite stock

>> No.30443186
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>>30442630
same to you

>> No.30443189

Who thinks XOM can actually make it to 100? I got a feeling it can but wanna see what other people think with the current situation of the world.

>> No.30443238
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Only those who know how to form the ten finger stock market familiar will make it.

>> No.30443239

You retards, the stimulus passed. It will be green tomorrow. I am putting 1400 in at open. You should too.

>> No.30443267
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Its all one in the same, the market shall know pain

>> No.30443328
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>>30443239
I'll remember this post tomorrow

>> No.30443360

>>30441926
It's fucking bull shit how math works like that right?

>> No.30443380

>>30443239
Of course, banks and oil are going to continue to pump. You're not thinking of buying tech, are you?

>> No.30443391

bond yields spiking. tomorrow will be the next black monday. we will hit circuit breakers. sell everything at open.

>> No.30443444

>>30443380
I wanted to buy a AAPL leap.

>> No.30443451

>>30443238
Hellz yeah
WAGMI

>>30443239
>>30443328
>BoBo_Snaps_Pic.jpeg

>> No.30443483

I'm holding AAPL, MSFT, LMT, AMZN, GOOG, V, MA, & FB.
Anyone suggest a couple more stocks I can add. I generally hold equal parts of each but buy more on dips. Time horizon is 5 years.

>> No.30443489

Biden child credit is 3k to 3.5k for each child bigger then trumps

>> No.30443539

>>30443444
ok one of the few techs you should be buying atm good on you

>> No.30443605

>>30443539
im doing LEAPS because I are smart.

>> No.30443607

>>30443239
retard

>> No.30443625
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How do I buy puts on FRED?

>> No.30443630
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>futures
aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.30443638
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>>30442508
sqqq calls. I'm betting that this stim was already priced in, and that was a fucking dead cat bounce on Friday. That recovery made 0 fucking sense.

>> No.30443642

>>30442692
USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SOXL
You'll thank me later.
t. Jackie Chan

>> No.30443669

So i have never shorted a stock before, how do i choose which one i want to put?

>> No.30443711

>>30443489
shiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeet

>> No.30443727
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>>30443239
SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

>> No.30443731
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>>30441079

>> No.30443741
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What does it mean?

>> No.30443746

I’m going to short RKT wish me luck bros

>> No.30443757
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He’s pretty handsome

>> No.30443761
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>>30443239
Yes goyim, buy the dip!!! That recovery was completely natural!

>> No.30443765
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>WHO IS EXCITED FOR THE BORLOX TRAIN???

>> No.30443766

>>30443238
Haha I used to watch naruto too

>> No.30443816
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>>30443489
Of course. Biden loves children.

>> No.30443819

I'm thinking about buying the deepest OTM farthest out naked leap calls possible as an inflation hedge. Anyone want to explain why this is a retarded idea I'm all ears.

>> No.30443826

>>30442588
based hitler dubs. consider parking some in commodities or PMs as inflation is going to get rough.

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>>30442588
>not being 100% SQQQ

>> No.30443865

>>30441046

Idk who needs to hear this, lots of you probably.

If the market drops into a technical bear market SOXL is going to zero before the Nasdump even hits -30% from ATHs. All the ARK funds will go to zero if we even approach a technical bear market as people dump that trash en mass. Have you seen the absolute garbage they hold? They’ve already been hit with a staggering amount of redemptions.

I’m old enough to remember when TVIX blew up and went from a huge fund to zero in minutes. That was only a 2x fund mind you. ALL of these meme ARK funds are going to zero, SOXL is going to zero, TQQQ is going to zero. It’s simply a matter of time and that time may very well be upon us though I kinda doubt it.

>> No.30443881

>>30443819
Specifically on the spx or spy or some other highly liquid index.

>> No.30443892

>>30443727
based schlopposter

>> No.30443898
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>×÷×&%*

>> No.30443900
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>WEDNESDAY

>> No.30443901
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Everyone right now, who not in some form of commodities.

We warned you.

>> No.30443907

>>30443865
>If the market drops into a technical bear market SOXL is going to zero before the Nasdump even hits -30% from ATHs
not taking advice from someone who doesn't understand how 3x ETFs work lol

>> No.30443920
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>>30443865
>SOXL is going to zero

>> No.30443938
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Why didn't you tell me to buy oil earlier, instead of now when it's peaking? I don't want to buy the fucking top.

>> No.30443943

>>30443239
stimulus has been priced in for months you daft cunt

>> No.30443952
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LOOKS LIKE WAR’S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>> No.30443958
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>>30443865

>investing into an ETF run by a literal tranny who sold AAPL and TSLA for WKHS

YOU FAGGOTS GET WHAT YOU DESERVE

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>>30443901
My cash isn't done settling alright?! I'll buy commodities on Tuesday!

>> No.30443964

>>30443865
Not possible

>> No.30443979

>>30441298
It will absolutely not be OK if you are long. We are definitely going much lower. We are a long way from the speculative froth being shaken out. A long long way.

>> No.30443997

>>30443900
Gonna be a hoot

>> No.30443998

>>30443865
Tell me about TVIX. I’ve been here for almost a year soon and have seen people mention it, but have no idea what it is

>> No.30444002

>>30443938
Oilers in every thread you just overlook them, if you don't want to buy the top, don't buy in the summer

>> No.30444016

>>30443765
When can i buy?

>> No.30444031
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>>30441471
FATE HAS BEEN LOCKED

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>>30443952
The irony in this, is that leftists are forced to buy $5+ gasoline wether they want to or not LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

>> No.30444035

>>30443952
What war stocks do I buy?

>> No.30444056
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>RBLX
>B
>L
>X

>> No.30444059
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>The NASDAQ is entering correction
Good, a lot of stocks there are obscenely overvalued and clearly needed to drop in price a bit
>Stocks that I hold that haven't recovered from the pandemic hit and still aren't even trading at book value are being hit too

>> No.30444066

>>30444035
>What war stocks do I buy?
PLTR

>> No.30444073

>>30443002
t. doomer

>>30443165
Some of those picks are legit so I doubt it's a bot.

>> No.30444075
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>>30441926
Are you retarded? After you gain 100% losing 50% puts you exactly where you started from. That’s why cutting losses is so important. Refer to this chart.

>> No.30444079

>>30444035
Raytheon & Lockheed.

>> No.30444080

any Rare Earth chads?
what stocks should i invest in in that industry?

>> No.30444081

>>30444035
just buy a knife. i would say buy a gun but they will probably come take it from you "for your safety"

>> No.30444096

>>30443998
It's UVXY with 2x leverage.

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holy shit those futures

>> No.30444130

>>30443952
I can't believe the U.S. is going to pass up their chance to walk out of that quagmire. Well, hopefully it will make me wealthier.

>> No.30444141
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>ROBUX=WOMAN
do the sneedful

>> No.30444160

Who’s buying roblox?

>> No.30444178

>>30444130
Do the Taliban really exist? Seems like a 1984 scenerio

>> No.30444179
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red futures = green days. a tale as old as time

>> No.30444183

>>30444130
how else do we prop up the dollar?

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lmao I remember the retards telling me to sell my oil bought back then in March, during the election period, because muh Biden will make oil worthless

>> No.30444200

>>30444035
L3harris is a gem, they make the advanced optics that basically all high quality drones use.
Also night vision, communications equipment, antennas and avionics.

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>>30444075
100 - 50 = 50% but you say I'm back to the start
then who is stealing my 50%??

>> No.30444210

>>30443860
When will be the time to short it? I was thinking tomorrow

>> No.30444212

>>30444108
The market is going to pop at open. The only reason it's down right now is no futures activity.

>> No.30444221

>>30444178
Yes, we were friends with them during the Russian occupation of Afghanistan.

>> No.30444229

>>30443938
Yeah I'm not sure what to do. Silver or oil I guess

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>>30444160
I am getting at least 10 shares
>sweet memes are made of these
>who am I to disagree

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>>30444200
>>30444035

>> No.30444263

>>30444212
I meant options, hopefully that was obvious

>> No.30444267

>>30444179
No the bad luck open spammed "GREEN FUTURES". We instantly dumped.

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>>30444075
I made a 67% gain? nice

>> No.30444319

>>30444096

you shouldn't have told me about this

>> No.30444320

>>30444179
from what I've seen it means a smol green bounce at open followed by a long red day

>> No.30444328

>>30444035
PIPP that guy Blinken was on the board of directors. Along with Biden’s SOD

>> No.30444329

>>30443238
oh fuck its a yellow swan

>> No.30444330

>>30443938
This isn't the TOP you fucking retard, this isn't tech or one of those fucking meme stocks. It a gonna be a gradual climb that won't click on normies until they see $4 and $5 gasoline.

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>>30444201
you lost 50% and you need 50% to get back to 100 = 100%

>> No.30444335

>>30444201
this post can't be real

>> No.30444349
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>>30444212
FUTURES DON'T MEAN ANYTHING.
They're just confirmation bias to your feelings on the market.

>> No.30444365

>>30444201
1-+(100%)=2
2-(50%)=1

>> No.30444373

>>30444179
This but it will be unexpected just to rug pull the bears. Also a tale as old as time.

>> No.30444381
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DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY, YOU WILL PUMP MY OIL BAGS.

HAHAHAHA

>> No.30444409
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30444409

>holding LMT

>> No.30444410
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30444410

going to bed, take care friends!

>> No.30444414

>>30444201
I buy a stock worth 10 dollars. It goes up to 20 dollars giving me a gain of 100%. The next day the stock drops from 20 to 10 dollars losing 50% of its value.

>> No.30444416

>>30443907
Read the prospectus. Total loss of funds is in there, it’s a real risk. They can actually go negative. I remember when they sent bills out to holders of the last fund cause they lost more money than the shares were worth.

>anon we know you bought the shares for 30$ but they are now worth -10$ so we are gonna need you to send us a check for the other 10$ per share plz.

I’m pretty sure everyone told the, to go eat a bag of dicks. Idk how the court case turned out.

>> No.30444421

>>30443998
TVIX is taken off the market in June 2020. No longer a valid ticker.

>> No.30444432

>>30443238
I did this, then immediately recalled this is from I Am Hero

t. Weeb

>> No.30444439

>>30444410
'night!

>> No.30444441
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it can't keep going down forever

>> No.30444448

>>30443962
>missed the oil pump after OPEC news
>missed the 2% oil pump after arab starting to fight each other
>is going to miss two days of gainz
I pity you

>> No.30444463
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>>30444421
oh yeah? then why do I still hold 3 in my account????

>> No.30444490

>>30444096
And it doesn’t exist anymore cause it blew up and went below zero.

>> No.30444504

Boys... i need another down day.. cheapies... delicious cheapies...

>> No.30444505

>>30444441
ah, so close
>>30444416
it is re-balanced daily and there are tier 3 circuit breakers on major indexes to prevent anything over a 20% drawdown

>> No.30444517

>>30444441
you're right anon it has to stop at 0!

>> No.30444518

Oil is going to 100, then 120, just so you know. It's not too late.

>> No.30444525
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>>30444441
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>you'll wake em'

>> No.30444531

>>30444096
UVXY is 2x leverage you fucking imbecile

>> No.30444532

VIX futures broke 2%

>> No.30444535

>>30444075
Whenever I try to "cut losses" I just end up selling the dip.

>> No.30444540
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>>30444448
A-am I gonna miss the commodities supercycle or is it still picking up steam?

>> No.30444547
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>>30444504
NOOO!!!!!!!!

>> No.30444548

>>30444444

>> No.30444550

>>30444441
I own naked otm spy calls on the weekly and feel less jittery with futures down than I did with the gap up earlier. This feels more natural. If we don't get a green Monday we'll get a huge rally Tuesday or Wednesday. Most likely though Monday will be green by cob but red in the morning. Feels like one of those days, similar to Friday.

>> No.30444563
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>>30444448
>tfw didn’t sell on June 8th opec news

>> No.30444572

>>30444490
it does exist and it isn't 0.
>>30444463
I have 3 but it only trades OTC

>> No.30444623
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>>30443444
Checked faggot

>> No.30444629

>>30444178
More like a 2001 scenario.

>Fuck the Yankees.

>> No.30444634
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Elon is the hero we needed!

>> No.30444648
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>>30444517
wow, think of all the stock i can buy at a price of zero!

>> No.30444682

>>30441079
Need a quick rundown on this Black Swan

>> No.30444685

>think it gonna green tomorrow
Look like all red and dip, if you didnt sell on friday get ready for a bloodbath

>> No.30444697

>>30444634
I hate this faggot so much

>> No.30444713

>>30444531
UVXY is ultra short term... basically the same as leveraging the VIXY though

>> No.30444726

>>30443865
Agreed. This is why I rode SOXL and ARKK up until it seemed bearish (about a month ago now) and then sold. Anyone buying these tickers right now seriously better hope that they're lucky, because you're gambling.
>just buy oil and banks dum dum

>> No.30444730

>>30444685
I need soxl to hit $20, so I can laugh at these faggots.

>> No.30444738
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I'm buying 20k shares of UPI at open. I got 110% out of his last shill. Taking profits and rolling the dice again. Wish me luck.

>> No.30444742
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>>30444697
Jealous much

>> No.30444753

>>30444648
>And since a L*m poster bought a stock at 0 it goes negative

>> No.30444762
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>>30444682
I'M NOT TELLING
HYAHYAHYAHYAAAAAA~~~

>> No.30444792

>>30444540
Oil seems to be to rise, but it it likes to swing by 0.7% one way or another, so you will need to bear going red.

>> No.30444804
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>>30444697
He is a visionary!!!

>> No.30444808

>>30444634
how do I invest in Elon's waistline?

>> No.30444812

When will Biden sign the stimulus?

>> No.30444817

>>30444713
I would just wait for VIX to dip and then eventually cost average.
It shoots up like crazy when shit happens.

>> No.30444828

>>30442827
>t. nigger dick

>> No.30444839

>>30444812
You might want to wait a year or so.

>> No.30444846
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Did anyone else just have Cloudflare take a big SSL fard and shid?

>> No.30444849
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>4CHAN WENT DOWN FOR A SPLIT SECOND
>STOCK MARKET CRASHING TOMORROW
>BEWARE YE ALL WHO ENTER

>> No.30444852

i went from 19 to 42 dollars recently, i know its not enough for stocks but what is the closest thing to invest?

>> No.30444858

When can I go outside?
Is covid over yet?

>> No.30444864

>>30444738
>UPI

UPIN? and who is the shill you're talking about?

>> No.30444866
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>> No.30444869

>>30444846
yep

>> No.30444870

>>30444540
You won't, it just started, you're totally fine. Oil is gonna be hot for a while for a variety of factors, might sky rocket if there is a war. Other commodities will rise, not time for PMs in my opinion yet, but I could see Gold doing well later this year

>> No.30444874

>>30444808
$MCD $YUM

>> No.30444914
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>>30444849
Cool
Fuck this place, fuck the stock market, fuck niggers

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Shit looks fine, what the fuck are you guys talking about?

>> No.30444918
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30444918

>was planning to put a stop loss on TSLA at $550
>at this rate it's going to open at 400
>I'm just going to panic sell at open like a pussy

>> No.30444924

>>30444849
See
>>30444762
>>30444648
>>30444441
>>30444031
>>30443898
>>30443630

It's unironically over.

>> No.30444937

>>30444812
House votes Tuesday, it's expected to pass, then Biden can sign it whenever he has the energy for the photo op. So maybe within the month.

>> No.30444938

>>30444738
Anyone know when OTC app is approved for UPI? I can’t buy any in America get

>> No.30444990

>>30444852
a job

>> No.30444993

>>30444917
It's the spx down a few points. That's what they're looking at.

>> No.30445007
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Any other SQQQ weekend holding Chads here?

>> No.30445012

>>30444490
>>30444421
It exists as TVIXF. It still trades. I believe the ETN won't see its final day until several years from now, closer towards 2030.

>>30444531
UVXY is 1.5x.

>> No.30445040

>>30444918
panic sell? that'd be a wise move anon.
hopefully my 500p will get ITM this week :)

>> No.30445050

>>30444917
We are on the downturn of a 5 year peak after printing 40%+ of the available US currency. Crash is imminent.

>> No.30445051

>>30445007
>holding a short position over the weekend
BALLS OF STEEL

>> No.30445053
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You guys are idiots. You dont sell, you buy more

>> No.30445067

>>30442119
>Buy put leaps after VIX dips below 20
WOaH IM sO iNTELLigENT

>> No.30445083
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>>30444917
did you grab this last night?? hit refresh

>> No.30445087

>>30444993
SPX is up 2% right now. I'm honestly confused.

>> No.30445090

>>30441046
Uhhhhh I thought the dip was over guys

>> No.30445095
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He isn't fat! He's muscular!!!!!

>> No.30445100
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>>30444682
you will understand quite soon

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>>30444917

this is from an hour or so ago, you're looking at the one from friday

>> No.30445107

>>30445050
>too much liquidity
>therefore equities have to crash
Grug brain take

>> No.30445121

>>30445087
YOU'RE LOOKING AT FRIDAY CLOSE

>> No.30445124

>>30445090
See
>>30444924

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>>30445051

>> No.30445132

>>30445053
>not waiting till it stops dipping
come the fuck on

>> No.30445140

>>30445007
Sorta. I have some weekly puts on a couple of the TQQQ holdings. Good luck

>> No.30445150
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30445150

We need 3 months of red. Wipe out weak hands, and retarded zoomies.

>> No.30445152
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30445152

Short Banks
Long Energy
BTFD on crypto
Fuck Big Tech
Eat clean
Make eye contact during intercourse
Learn something new everyday
Listen to your body
Treat others well until they lie
Promote a charitable spirit
Smile more

>> No.30445156

Maybe I set soxl limit order for 25? Is that good before I go to work?

>> No.30445162
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>futures
uhhhh... bros? What happened? I thought we were opening green???

>> No.30445163

>>30445105
how did your screen blue filter come through? It was pretty spooky

>> No.30445173

it's crashing tomorrow, isn't it?

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POST YFW when zoomer come back tomorrow to see all their tech bleed out again, while Oil remains green.

>> No.30445181

>>30445087
No that was Friday. It's currently down on futures, you just posted the screenshot.

>> No.30445193

>>30445124
See
>>0
Deez Nutz

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>>30444792
Don't worry I swing the SOXLcoaster so I think I can handle GUSH.
>>30444870
Thanks for the advice! Do you have any opinions on BNKU, NAIL, DUSL, RETL, and other leveraged ETFs in the 'recovery' sector?

>> No.30445197

>>30445107
Market confidence is more important than liquidity. Shit tier tech bubble. Keep buying the dip

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>>30445053
Once the clown show ends returns will be flat for years. You will be bagholding all your 'buy the dip' 5000 P/E trash till 2030 just to break even.

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Is it wrong of me to want multiple circuit breaker days again like last year, buying puts on literally everything and AAAAAAA posting was super fun

>> No.30445217
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>4CHAN WENT DOWN AGAIN
>ALL HOPE IS LOST
>PREPARE FOR THE KAFFIRS TO BREACH THE GATE

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>>30445140

>> No.30445244

>>30445197
K have fun betting against the Fed enjoy living in a cardboard box

>> No.30445247

>>30445203
Just wait another 10 years for that "once in a lifetime" catastrophe.

>> No.30445249

>>30445202
Western economy wasn't designed to be stagnant, that's not how it works.

If things stop consistently going up then holding gold or cash wasn't the right investment, guns and ammo would have been since we'll be in a real life Mad Max movie.

>> No.30445258

>>30445132
You can't time this shit.

You really think we are going to have a March like crash? Its just a small correction. Watch we'll probably be green tomorrow.

>> No.30445260
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>>30444753
>Have to pay $100 to sell each SOXL share

>> No.30445280

Should i purchase gab stock

>> No.30445291

>>30445196
I don't like etfs, because they are for extremely transexual faggots, hance the acronym. You should honestly chekc out the financials on the the companies contained within etfs that interest you and just go with the ones that have the best cash flow. PS EBITDA is bullshit earnings, free cash flow is an excellent measure. Good luck.

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>>30445258
>we'll probably be green tomorrow
you don't sound very confident in that statement senpai

>> No.30445309

>>30445217
IT'S OVER

>> No.30445330
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Oh fuck you too, doordash "R. Bakthakumar"

Now I gotta call them up for a refund and actually go to a drive thru or something

>> No.30445335
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>>30445291
>this fren knows accounting
>accounting is the only way to truly measure the rate of success of a company
>I bet you ow CTRM

>> No.30445338
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I’m in the hospital waiting room waiting to check on my dad. He’s old and got drunk and fell. Pray for him lads

>> No.30445358

Obvious -4% tomorrow

>> No.30445368

>>30445330
You couldn’t find it?

>> No.30445381
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30445381

But biden was suppose to ban fracking and go green energy... why the fuck is my tesla down but oil up???

>> No.30445387

>>30445301
Well I kind of don't care...my rlftf is in a vacuum from the rest of the market. My 9 average nio already got fucked so I'm sure as well not selling now.

If the market continues to drop I will be able to buy even more soxl, a lot more. And I will continue to accumulate while we are in this dip

>> No.30445393

>>30445338
Hope everything goes okay

>> No.30445395

>>30445330
this is what a $50b market cap gets you?
anyone else read that they're lifting the IPO lockup period and letting insiders dump 110m shares this week?

>> No.30445408

>>30445338
prayers up anon, hope he's alright

>> No.30445416

>>30443901
That would include UUUU right?

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NASDAQ is correcting to 10k, you heard it here first

>> No.30445423

>>30445338
I'll pray but he needs to stop drinking at that age anon. I hope this is a wake up call

>> No.30445437
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>>30445301
It's March madness

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>>30445249
Really can't wait for clown market to end so all you fucking retarded min wage robinhood redditniggers fuck off.

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>>30445291
Y-you mean I should do actual research instead of YOLOing into 3x direxion ETFs? Aww man.... But you're the commodities expert. Thanks for the EBITDA tip, I'll look into that....

>> No.30445470

>>30445338

You’re fine just suck his dick

>> No.30445477

>>30445335
I actually haven't heard of it, but I am now going to look over the image you posted and will do some DD on my own. Thank you anon.

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>>30445338
Ouch that sucks. My dad got drunk and ran his motorcycle into a curb last year before covid. Had to move back into their house to help take care of him. Best of luck, anon.
>pic related

>> No.30445480

>>30445338
buying BUD now

>> No.30445484

>>30445330
kek but did you check in the bushes for you food?

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Burry said last week were going to at least 360 this month

>> No.30445517

>>30444441
Every time you post L*m the recovery is delayed another day

>> No.30445532

>>30445330
Did he hide it in the plants or something

>>30445338
Hope he's okay, fren. My dads balance is fucking atrocious from ministrokes but thankfully he's down to half an IPA every other day or so with dinner.

>> No.30445565

>>30445446
All of that was before Brrr

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>>30445477
>International distribution for fry goods/oil
>Owns a fleet
>Tugs is meme worthy show
>Top Hat is the Connoisseur

>> No.30445573

>>30445280
How do you do that? I want in on that shit.

>> No.30445581

>>30444738
I almost bought the bottom on Friday, but sadly only got filled for 500 shares @ 0.38

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>>30445532
>>30445484
>>30445368
Arr, shiver me timbers! The salty sea dog Arrrr. Bakthakumar BURIED it!

>> No.30445609

Futures are gonna go green overnight, I've seen this play out many times.

>> No.30445630
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30445630

I only have 6k invested in Oil. Is this enough to make it?

>> No.30445633

Was watching old Buffet vids. He was saying you should be feel comfortable not looking at your stocks for three days if you went on vacation.

Do you feel comfortable with that?

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>>30445609

>> No.30445652

Who the fuck goes

>BOND YIELDS ARE UP .015% FUCKING SELL IT ALL TSLA APPL WALMART ITS ALL FUCKING DOG SHIT GOING TOCBE WORTH NOTHING

>> No.30445654

>>30445565
>only response is memes
>>>/gme/
>>>/reddit/

>> No.30445671

>>30445510
That wasn't Burry and the Fed will never allow our wisp of a hollow President who half the county already believes is a fraud to endure a crash before getting his signature legislation through Congress. He already has next to zero political capital. I know most of you retards think politics and capital markets are divorced and separate but they're actually joined at the hip.

>> No.30445673

>>30445381
>ban fracking
>bad for oil price
anon..

>> No.30445684

>>30445573
Not sure but their stock is10 dollars, its obvious it will skyrocket when trump decides to move in

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>>30445609

>> No.30445691

>>30445652
TSLA is like a $100 stock dude, if that.

>> No.30445715

>>30445633
>Do you feel comfortable with that?
No, I'm a daytrader

>> No.30445728
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>>30445609
Yes, futures are gonna go green overnight, then tank to red at the last minute and dip harder on open. I've seen it many a time.

>> No.30445733

>>30445671
>le political capital meme

THE DEM VOTER BLOC DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET. Stop being a fucking retard.

>> No.30445746

>>30445633
No, and that's perfectly fine. Neither would buffett in this kind of market. I'm trying to make quick and brutal gains on a market that is actively going to hell. I've made over 50% since Feb 1. Problem, boomer?

>> No.30445762

>>30445630
In what sense? GUSH? XOM? SU? BTE? (Which I refuse to stop shilling)

Realistically, no. Quite the dump truck on 'er tho

>> No.30445775

>>30445630
No. You need $6,001

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>>30445652
boomer mutual funds, and it's probably based on volatility too making it a self-fulfilling prophecy

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>>30445746
IVE ONLY MADE 15% IM FUCKING PATHETIC

>> No.30445794

I have an incredibly stupid idea but it sounds good in my head so I want the geniuses here to explain the downside.

So I wanted to trade DUST and NUGT, or similar inverse ETFs that have weekly options.
So my idea was to run the wheel on both at the same time. Since they are both trade against each other, I figure its like forcing a sideways situation. Obviously one will more likely hit the assignment than usual since it its gonna go down, whether or not it hits the strike is still a thing but I figure it works like this.

Obviously gold is a trending commodity, so whatever direction its trending, I eventually get assigned either way. Then I get to sell calls the following week into that trend on the assigned stock. This effectively lowers the cost average of the one I'm holding by both the premiums of the puts on the one still trending upwards, and the premiums of the one trending downwards. Effectively profiting while any direction besides sideways occurs, and profiting even more if it trades sideways.

I understand theres natural decay on leveraged etfs but I'm still researching which contradicting ETFs I can do this with.

Whats the downside here? I feel like its pretty minimal risk for consistent cash flow

>> No.30445795

>>30445691
TSLA is inflated to hell and back. I wouldn’t buy it now if you paid me

>> No.30445799
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>>30445654
>SAVE US DADDY JEROME

>> No.30445807

>>30445733
Oh yes they do. Not every lib is an unemployed antifa gig for hire. Welcome to reality. The Fed will prop everything up until next year at a minimum.

>> No.30445822

>>30445652
It's not retail, you have to understand the major institutional investors invest in bonds. Pension Funds, Hendge Funds, Mutual Funds, foreign governments, shit, even ETFs. Retail is a small part of the market, 4channers a miniscule portion of that.

>> No.30445827
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Why didn't you buy oil anon, don't you wanna spoil your imouto?

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>>30445762
What if I put $30,000 in GUSH and sell covered calls on the way up?

>> No.30445835

>>30445419
Shut the frick up

>> No.30445848

>>30445652
because they're all leveraged to the tits and even the hint of an interest rate increase is a huge problem. I don't think this is a crash, just unwinding positions to match the increase in the 10yr. Once we stabilize things will go back to normal

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>>30445671
I can agree with that line of thinking as well though, and it's why I was pissed as fuck when jannies were banning people during the debates last year because politics obviously have a sway on market conditions. You have to admit everything just feels propped up and fake right now though

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>>30445762
NRGU

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>>30445835
Pic related: it's you getting destroyed by the tech correction and algo frenzies

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UUUU

>> No.30445912
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30445912

>muh futures
remember when they were green and we dumped in the morning? remember when they were red and we pumped in the morning? they rarely matter and are there so midwits sell/buy everything PM thinking they're "one step ahead" just to have the opposite happen 50% of the time

>> No.30445919

>>30445794

I'm low IQ but tl;dr switch between writing cash-covered puts and share-covered calls and don't give a fuck about the actual ROI? It's just about collecting the premiums?

Also too low IQ to see a flaw in the plan but I'm sure there has to be one. Maybe the premium income is just too modest to make it worthwhile.

>> No.30445921
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>>30445889

>> No.30445923

>>30445684
>>30445684
How do you know it's $10 but don't know how to buy it?

>> No.30445936
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>>30445794
This is called offsetting ETFs. Many anons here do that as the cash/bond/dividend portion of their portfolio. For example, guys talking about SOXL often mean their portfolio is like 60% SOXL, then the remaining 40% is SOXL/SOXS offsets.

>> No.30445975

>>30445728
desu yeah this is what I've seen happen over and over again

>> No.30445982

>>30445609
FU BOBO! Everyone knows futures do the opposite, tech is going green, oil going red.

>>30445829
Just look at the 52 week high captain obvious, that is how much you are making you can make a triple from here. :) Still love you though.

>> No.30446002

>>30445921
By the end of March the Lumposters, bankrupted by their SOXL calls, will be hunting down innocent anons to sacrifice to their dark goddess. You heard it here first.

>> No.30446026

>>30445691
You

>> No.30446062
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>>30445982
Thanks for the tip!
>Still love you though.
pfft... gay.

>> No.30446065

>>30445795
Well, if the payment was above the cost of the TSLA stocks I'd still buy them myself

>> No.30446073

>>30445829
You could make some serious cash on that, however oil can swing kinda hard, so those calls might get used before you expect it. It's a risky strategy but the profitability is there for sure. IS 30K your entire portfolio or just a chunk of it?

>> No.30446111

>>30445150
dont forget the zombie companies, SPACs and every single over-leveraged hedge fund/bank/retail trader

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>>30445152
>Short banks
Banks have been the only thing in my portfolio gaining. So while your other advice seems sound and beneficial, Ill have to disregard it entirely and do do the contrary.

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>> No.30446127

>>30444409
>tfw only bought 2 shares a month ago and was planning on seriously accumulating this week

This attack was horribly timed for me

>> No.30446131
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all in tsla c1000 leaps

>> No.30446133
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All this talk about shit tier growth tech stocks. Nigga you stupid? We're launching Tomahawks on Saudi oil as I speak. Buy Fucken oil.

Hahah it's that simple. Imagine getting assblasted all week by bonds and interest rates.

IMAGINE...

>> No.30446145

>>30445865
I hate etfs, they are dumb. Pick the companies out of it that you like the most. If you want leverage just buy calls instead of buying the actual stock.

The ass is obviously fake but I just don't care. I am gonna drill so many whores when I make it.

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>>30441046

>> No.30446180

>>30446133
Hospitality, travel and leisure still have plenty of update. Not knocking oil but there are sectors still worth buying.

>> No.30446184

>>30445912
Agreed, futures are too thinly traded. I think if you look at futures, asian markets, euro markets and pre market you have a decent idea of what will happen in the morning. Not a guarantee though

Her torso is too long, 3/10, would not bang

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>>30446184

>> No.30446204

>>30446073
$30k is 10% of my portfolio. I'm also thinking of diversifying into other sectors if you have any tips. I prefer leveraged ETFs since they can't tank on the news of the CEO sucking dick in a parking garage or something, so they're easier to hold for weeks or months...

>> No.30446206

Does the spike in oil mean GTE goes pop?

>> No.30446214

>>30445105
> down 25 ten thousandths
Oh no we’re all gonna die

>> No.30446241

NEW

>>30446210
>>30446210
>>30446210

>> No.30446276

>>30446206
It would if it weren’t for the debt. They will still benefit though

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>>30445848
> "Once we stabilize things go back to normal"
> return to normal
UHHH ANON I'M NOT SURE I LIKE WHERE YOU'RE TAKING THIS....

>> No.30446332

>>30443819
This is just a FD with more principal.

>> No.30446407

>>30446204
I envy you, I cannot wait to enter 6 figure hell. I would go for it if I was you. As for other sectors, I would look into various commodities. I can't really give you anymore advice than that, as I'm all in on oil. Good luck.

>> No.30446426

>>30445746
what you short bro?

>> No.30446468
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>>30446133

I FUCKEN love you copy pasta poster

>> No.30446695

>>30445338
Hope he dies, alcoholics deserve the rope

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>>30446002
>

>> No.30446940

>>30445338
Good luck fren. It's easy to judge our fathers, but we don't know what they've truly been through in their lives

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>>30446241

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