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3354106 No.3354106 [Reply] [Original]

>be you
>be from land of the free
>see promising new ico backed by vitalik
>grab tissue and wipe ketchup from mouth and hands
>quickly try to register and buy
>see that you and chinks are not allowed to buy cash cows at the bottom
>pay me 10x the ico price when it hits an exchange
mfw

How much does it suck to be an American in 2017?

>> No.3354119

wow that's so rude man, why are you that mean with us?

>> No.3354132
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3354132

Meanwhile here in Slovenia there are arent even any taxes on crypto gains.

>> No.3354142

VPN. How much does it suck being this retarded?

>> No.3354161

>>3354132
You also dont have a functioning civil society apart from the one the EU gives you

>> No.3354172

>check box that says I'm not American
>Buy ICO
>Hold for a couple months then dump it at exchange for 1.5x value or a slight loss cause the ICO game has been dead since bancor

>> No.3354173

>>3354132
we're so fortunate to live in this shithole of a country :^)

>> No.3354177

>>3354142
how new are you dipshit? VPN? What does that have to do with anything? They ask for your national ID or PP copy and you have to take a picture with you holding the documents.

How the fuck will a VPN help you, do you think these guys are idiots? Now cause of China all icos will be strict and not allow burgers and chinks to participate.

>> No.3354178

>>3354106
Just drop 250k+ on it and you qualify under securities exemption, kek. Fucking poorfags

>> No.3354196

>>3354132
completey forgot about that, americans get double peneration from the government, get fucked at the beginning and when you want to cash out your minimal gains they fuck you again.

>> No.3354202

OP what is the next ICO backed by money skeleton?

>> No.3354203

>>3354161
>Have made profits equalling a 100yrs of wageslaving here
>who gives a fuck

>> No.3354224

>>3354173

In this aspect, yes we are.

>> No.3354235

>>3354106
>ignore ICO ruling
>invest in an ICO
>they send me my coins

wow guize that was hard!!

>> No.3354262

>>3354178
monetha?

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3354268

>>3354142
>>3354172
>>3354235
point and laugh at the newfag retard boys

>> No.3354276

>>3354106
It sucks. I'm eligible for the kyber whitelist and I can't do shit. Should have used a throwaway email for slack so I could at least sell my spot.

>> No.3354288
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3354288

>>3354142
>>3354172
>>3354235
>move coins to exchange to sell
>account locked
>coins blocktraced to ICO which was illegal for your counry
>lose access to exchange account
>under investigation for SEC violations

>> No.3354295

>>3354268
mate I already got my coins
I'm a small fish and all I have to say is that as a small time investor I was unaware of federal regulations
IRS won't give a shit and the SEC couldn't care less about my gains since I'm so small

>> No.3354298

>>3354288
>raped in ass in prison

>> No.3354307

>>3354106
>not understanding the concept of utility versus security

>not understanding the SEC was gentle as fuck with ICOs in their newest statements

>> No.3354384

>>3354307
>not understanding the SEC was gentle as fuck with ICOs in their newest statements

explain this sentence, if they ban you from taking part in a majority of the icos, how are they being "gentle".

>> No.3354392

>>3354106
Check out these guys, might be able to help you out with ur problem.
Http://icobroker.trade

>> No.3354401

>>3354106
>following unenforceable laws

stay beta

t.burgerboy in 6 different ICOs right now

>> No.3354433
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3354433

What is the upcoming ICO backed by mony skelly OP? I want to invest my sheckles

>> No.3354451

>>3354433
It's Kyber you fucking faggot where have you even been?

>> No.3354471

>>3354433
it is kyber, it is going to be 50x ico price once it hits exchanges so the normies can get in and pay for my new house.

>> No.3354490
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3354490

I heard that americans always put a pinch of salt in their shoe before sitting down to a meal.

>> No.3354493

>>3354401
>unenforceable laws
says you, >>3354288 has done the explaining for me, that is the future whether you like it or not

>> No.3354534

>>3354493
i live in a major us city where marijuana is illegal
i walk down the street on a daily basis and kids around me are smoking pot, jaywalking, bums are begging on the curb.

america does not have the resources to track down every lawbreaker. you are delusional.

they will continue going after hard drug dealers, rapists, murderers, CP, etc.
they aren't going to arrest pot smokers, jaywalkers, bums, drunks, investors. they just don't have the manpower buddy.

>> No.3354691

>>3354471
passed the KYC today.
with 4 accounts.
I CANT FUCKING WAIT

>> No.3354730

>>3354691
lucky bastard, at the time wasn't smart enough to make more than one account, anyway it is better than nothin

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3354784

>>3354451
On vacation in a sunny paradise on a Greek Island, drinking, eating and fucking.

Any way to get in on the ICO if I didn't make the whitelist? I'm not a chink or a burger. I live in the EU.

>> No.3354862

>>3354132
>>3354173
how's life in slovenia bros

>> No.3354880

>>3354298
LAND OF THE FREE

>> No.3354906

>>3354534
pot smokers, jaywalkers, drunks and bums don't owe the state money
>>have money
>>get fucked in the ass by big gov

>> No.3354989

>be you
>be from europe
>see a promising new refugee
>grab tissue and wipe the last immigrants semen from mouth and hands
>quickly try to unzip Mohammeds new pants he paid for with his reparations
>CCTV sees I wasn't holding my tv license while welcoming the new immigrants
>bobbies show up and confiscate my shoes and send me away for possession of a deadly weapon
>Mohammed blows up a concert full of kids for not finishing him off
>everyone celebrates how tolerant we are and people cheer as I am sent to a re education camp to learn about the Quran and adapt to our overlords way of life

How can amerifats even compete?

>> No.3355172

Is there anyway at all to get in on the Kyber ICO or am i totally screwed? KMS for missing out on this.