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>why yes, I work in management and have 20 meetings a week (all over coffee or lunch btw). What gave it away?

>> No.49315077
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>>49315039
>muscular woman
secretly gay or bad hormone profile

>> No.49315082
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>tfw doing "tech QA" consulting soon
What am I in for?

I love these do nothing jobs that pay so much.

>> No.49315085

>>49315077
>overweight in their 20s
Good luck with that

>> No.49315090
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49315090

You know the drill.
Show tits or GTFO.

>> No.49315096

>>49315039
>meetings
"so we're going forward with the star transition for this slide"

>> No.49315107

>>49315085
those girls are overweight?
Fatless woman who doesnt get periods anymore so resorts to getting muscular to compensate is not an attractive woman to any man with a healthy hormone profile.

>> No.49315115
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>Working from home? Not for me. An open office space really gets your productivity going. The microwave talks, playing the social game with your co-workers, now we're talking.

>> No.49315114

>>49315082
>consulting
>dosent know what he’s in for

How?

>> No.49315133

>>49315039
>>49315082
I'm glad your useless jobs will be the first on the chopping block when the recession hits later this year.

>> No.49315142

>>49315115
KEK

>> No.49315186
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>I'm spending too much compared to normal people? More like normal husbands aren't making enough money.

>> No.49315221

>>49315082
Right, but what did she do inbetween those meetings?

>> No.49315241

>>49315077
>not wanting chad sons

>> No.49315288

>>49315241
She wont have chad sons because shes completely infertile at that body fat percentage you retard

>> No.49315295

>>49315077
I love Enji Night

>> No.49315298

>>49315107
>Hasn't seen hot muscular women
>Doesn't go to gym
>cheeto fingers peck out h.o.r.m.o.n.e.b.a.l.a.n.c.e

>> No.49315322

>>49315298
Muscular women arent hot to me because im not a closet faggot.
I do go to the gym, you're just a sad insecure faggot and I hit a nerve with the fact that you find women with manly bodies hot due to a latent homosexual desire. Not my fault you are bisexual at bare minimum.

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>I am a content creator and sex worker on onlyfans.

>> No.49315393

>>49315322

>calls others insecure
>call other anons gay for liking fit women

Retarded. You probably aren't even fit yourself

>> No.49315412

>>49315039
Stop trying to make women a thing. It will never be a thing.

>> No.49315418

>>49315133
Nice try chud doesn't happen

>> No.49315450

>>49315393
There's a difference between a fit woman and a woman that shreds her body like a man and loses her period. Its incredibly unnatural.
Its also funny how insecure closet fags bring out the line of me not being fit because i dont find ripped women hot. Completely retarded I work out 3x a week and have done since I was 16. I still don't find these women attractive because im not gay its as simple as that.

>> No.49315490

>>49315298
Based athletic women enjoyer.
>>49315322
Theres nothing "muscular" or "bodybuilder" about her.
Thats how normal top tier genetics humans look, sorry you dont understand the attractions between lords like athletic women enjoyers and plebes like weak post-industrial fattiers enjoyers like you.

>> No.49315508

>>49315450

Still calling others insecure and yet still so much seething from you. Fit women are women, getting into a hissy fit because some anons like that shows who the real insecure person is. Willing to bet you're a skinnyfat fag too.

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>>49315490
>Thats how normal top tier genetics humans look
No it isnt. That is what some starving body dysphoria, riddled mentally ill woman looks like. She literally cannot have children at such a low body fat. Women have fertility issues at less than 20% body fat, she is like 15% tops judging from her body (women distribute fat differently and so 20% isnt as large as it would be on a man).
Patricians always valued women who were curvy (not fat 'curvy' but genuinely curvy) due to child bearing. Ironically, the plebes would fuck these skinny or muscular women as prostitutes because they wouldnt get pregnant. You have the whole thing backwards dude

>> No.49315601

fit women 10/10
muscle women 0/10 absolutely disgusting and he is right, you're probably secretly faggots

>> No.49315612

>>49315542
Ok that one is great, but the earlier two are too much fat.
I think you are confusing wide birthing hips with my comparison to fatties though.
Top tier humans are supposed to have lower body fat and higher muscle percentage, its the way.
Can she move you around to clean and bandage and heal your wounds while you lay in bed from after a battle?
No?
Then she needs to have some form of athletic or muscle.
Fat will just not do.

>> No.49315615

>>49315490
This anon gets it. Every other faggot itt needs to be roped pronto

>> No.49315618

>>49315542

Wow nigger you like standard "curvy" roasties and wanna pretend you are the patrician? Also the argument was about if liking muscular women was gay, not about optimal fertility. What's with your obsession of fertility anyways? Not like you will have any children if were being honest here.

>> No.49315625

>>49315542
>women with slender hips can't birth children
Cunt. Have you heard of China?

>> No.49315631

>>49315107
Fuck off antivaxxer, it's safe and effective.

>> No.49315640

>>49315082
I went through the hell of med school and residency dealing with insane hours, stress and the scum of the earth when I could just have been a computer wagie in a comfy corporate building...

>> No.49315642

>>49315601
I'd do anything but trans or masculinized face
ps you're a faggot

>> No.49315657

>>49315612
Those are the same women but they are sitting down lmao
Top tier men are supposed to have low body fat not women. The 20% body fat I spoke about with women is not some blob with rolls whilst standing up. That is what happens to an untrained man as we distribute fat differently. You are comparing apples to oranges.
That woman I posted is not fat at all, she is genuinely curvy which is genetics. The women that were posted here as "hot" had the hips of a high E man, not enough to birth a child.
>>49315625
Asians have wide hips in proportion to their bodies actually. Africans have the narrowest hips (actual africans, not african americans). Europeans are somewhere in the middle.

>> No.49315666

>>49315642
>never touched a woman in his life
I would fuck anything if I was you as well (desperate)

>> No.49315679

>>49315657
You have a mathematical mode of thinking about attraction. It's clear to me it comes from deep brooding and pain not a variety of options.

>> No.49315682

>>49315618
Who is the defensive one here again?

>> No.49315693

>>49315679
>picky man is actually desperate
Admiring your logic there lol

>> No.49315716

>>49315288
this is a lie
the statistical research that supports this has 9 anorexia patients and 1 muscle girl and then concludes with 90% certainty that low body fat causes infertility
the main problem is that anorexia patients don't have the fatty precursors for the various sex hormones, the muscle girl that eats a balanced diet and exercises doesn't have this problem
for if she would have a hormone shortage she couldn't develop those muscles in the first place
don't fall for cheap vogue tier articles anon

>> No.49315723

>>49315666
projection
you are talking about what kind of picture girls you like to do tuggies

>> No.49315724

>>49315682

Probably the guy who knows hip width sizes of all the races off the top of his head. Yeah probably that guy

>> No.49315726

>be me
>just had baby
>still fat
>watching men argue
>inb4 you know the rules

>> No.49315745

>>49315657
The sheila in OP has good enough hips for birthing children you absolute faggot. Why are you coping so hard? Is your gf a thick boned land whale or are you just autistic?

>> No.49315751

>>49315657
Huh true, she does have a very nice physique but Id say shed be much sexier if she lost like 10-15lbs.
I am a athletic woman enjoyer, I like my women to be around 110-130lbs, 5'4-5'7 (im 6'0).
I have a rule that I must be able to see over the top of my womans head and be able to yeet her to the floor instantly so I can engage hostiles 360 degress if the need arises.

>> No.49315757

>>49315723
>b-but, p-projection
go the the gym loser

>> No.49315767

>>49315693
perhaps you could spend the next decade deconstructing what you like and don't like about my logic
you can come on here and say you're a lawyer and debate coach with sooo many options

we can't imagine the throngs of world class beauties you cast aside on the daily

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>>49315726
>inb4 you know the rules
Get them out!

>> No.49315771

>>49315666
satanic trips of truth

>> No.49315782

>>49315724
It's info I've picked up over the years. Am I not supposed to have run across that? Weak af roast man you're negging me because I knew something you didn't? I dont understand this lmao
>>49315716
As I said before, it all comes down to what the fit womans body fat percentage is. The women I posted look very fit but they are not as low body fat as the ones posted by others. Body fat and cholesterol regulate fertility and hormone production especially in women. You can be a muscular woman and also be high body fat too its not mutually exclusive. Most women in the past were like this because they would do physical work in the garden or whatever the fuck.
>>49315745
My wife has the body type of the woman I posted She had 2 contractions each with my 3 sons and that was it. No need for any other intervention other than gas and air to chill out afterwards.

>> No.49315795

>>49315757
I typed the word projection
and I am more fit than you weird insult "go to the gym" go get lunch

>> No.49315812

Modern women are genuinely the most unlikeable creature in earth history

>> No.49315813

>>49315039
I've been working in a compliance office for a bank for like 2 months and have probably done 3 hours of effective work in total. My deadlines are all for eoy or next year and I have like 3 excel sheets that i have to update which takes like 20min in total and that's it. I literally just walk into the office, grab a coffee and talk to colleagues for an hour, sit down, shitpost, get another coffee, then lunch is around the corner, go into the city, walk around in my suit, eat, listen to a podcast, come back, another coffee, maybe an online conference that i have barely anything to do with and don't really need the info but it kills another 2 hours, and after 4pm no one's doing anything and just talking and chilling until the first ones leave. It's so fucking comfy, and I bought a new laptop to learn some web3 coding shit and be a little productive for myself. Btw i make 60k which is nice as fuck for doing nothing.

>> No.49315831

>>49315782

Wrong usage of the word negging, also post your fat wife

>> No.49315846

>>49315726
I want to see the milk factory in full operation

>> No.49315854

>>49315831
No that is the correct usage, shows how much of a newfag you are.
Post my wife on internet forum? Sounds like a great idea, how about you post the tissue you just came in you sad lonely loser lmao

>> No.49315868

>>49315854
post your fat wife that makes you like a secretly gay pastor about muscle women

>> No.49315899

>>49315726
God, women are grotesque. I hope this is bait.

>> No.49315912

>>49315854

You sound ashamed of your fat pig of a wife, i bet the little mutant spawn of yours are even more disgusting. Also you did use the word wrong, it takes two seconds to google the definition, mr reddit

>> No.49315923

>>49315782
reading comprehension zero, its a plague in todays world
protip anon your liver alone can handle your bodies entire need for sex hormone precursors, adipose tissue is completely not needed for this to work
again balanced diet compensated by with exercise means you have all the nutrients necessary while maintaining a fit body
body fat does not regulate hormone production in either gender it fucks up the regulation

modern day anti dietary cholesterol movements and chemical cholesterol inhibitors prescribed as candies are far worse than any bodyfat influence

>> No.49315949

>>49315868
You're one getting butthurt over me calling it gay. If you were so sure of yourself you would just laugh it off and go on another thread but you're still here seething about me having a wife and children whilst you are alone jerking off to six packs and swearing you're straight
>>49315912
No I love my wife, very healthy woman and a good temperament. I couldn't have married a better girl.
>>49315923
You're right about anti dietary cholesterol movements being a very bad thing to promote, but blood cholersterol isn't really impacted by a high cholesterol diet. It's just necessary to have that for over all health.
In terms of body fat screwing up regulation, you are right to some degree but it is white fat that screws it up, not brown fat. Carbohydrates produce a lot of white fluffy fat which is where people get beer bellies from. Brown fat is much smaller and shows itself less.

>> No.49315988

>>49315949
I just said I like all types of women
Nobody cares about your hideous family we're just trying to help with your weird hip measuring autism

>> No.49316002

>>49315988
>post your wife
>nobody is asking about your family
You're losing this one dude, blinded by rage at man with a happy healthy family whilst you jerk it to body builders. Your life is incredibly sad.

>> No.49316013

>>49316002
a happy healthy family of solid hip ratios

>> No.49316021

>>49315949

>You're one getting butthurt over me calling it gay. If you were so sure of yourself you would just laugh it off and go on another thread but you're still here

Your the nigger who saw a picture of a slightly toned women and felt the need to post. You were seething well before the other anon was. Hypocritical fat fetishist with no shame.

>> No.49316031

>>49316013
It's more strange to not look for women that have wide hips compared to the rest of their body. Very strange. It's one of the most attractive and dimorphic things about a woman.
>>49316021
Ye I posted it cuz body building women are only attracted by gay men. Coulda just ignored the comment if it was such ragefuel for you.

>> No.49316065

>>49315542

Don't listen to the rest of the faggots. I woman can have some muscle but she needs to be at least 15% body fat as you said for peak hormone production. Low fat muscular woman are unattractive. Muscular woman with healthy fat over it are hot though

>> No.49316068

>>49316031

>liking women
>gay

Just admit your an "architect" and ill go away

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>>49316065
Its sad as fuck desu. Didn't know there were so many faggots-in-denial on this board now.
>>49316068
>liking women with narrow hips and abs
>straight
If the woman I posted is architect status then I'm happy to be called that.

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>>49315949
pseudo scientific nonsense, next you are going to tell me the horoscope has an influence on your fertility
i am not even going to bother to argue against it, start here http://biochemical-pathways.com/#/map/1 pic related with better zoom

i am going to concur with the other anons in this thread post pics of your landwhale wife

>> No.49316114

>>49316087
>If the woman I posted is architect status then I'm happy to be called that.

She's not even remotely close I think you are being trolled

>> No.49316116

>>49316087

>already has the picture of Brosnan saved

I'll take that as confirmation that your wife is in fact a land whale, goodbye

Don't @ me

>> No.49316121

>>49316116
If that helps you sleep at night man lmaoo

>> No.49316133

>>49316114
I honestly don't think I am. Thread has been going on too long and there are way too many people that you can tell are genuinely upset at what I've been saying. Sad state of affairs...

>> No.49316202

>>49315450
Post body

>> No.49316215

>>49315077
FPBP

>> No.49316470

>>49315542
just a quick question, didnt read anything in the thread since its a bot slide. but does she get BBC and preferably anal gangbang