/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.49384970]

Coinfess

[Anonymous No.49384983]

I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl

[Anonymous No.49384986]

chainlink ruined my life

[Anonymous No.49385016]

>>49384983
it's not that exciting outside of sex

[Anonymous No.49385037]

I hold the vast majority of wealth in a defi project known as Fringe Finance

[Anonymous No.49385050]

>>49384970
I bought the top of XSN and never sold

[Anonymous No.49385079]

>>49384970
I've been holding since 2010

[Anonymous No.49385095]

I have had sex

[Anonymous No.49385188]

I lost 25% of my portfolio because of luna and got everything back thanks to some degen plays on bsc casino

[Anonymous No.49385216]

>>49384970
Kinky sex is a slippery slope. Started as name calling, has progressed into peggings and restraints

[Anonymous No.49385670]

>>49384970
I post this pepe

[Anonymous No.49385716]

>>49384970
i used to talk about bitcoin mining with my friends back in 2013 when it was under $200 CAD and never proceeded with it. i never bought even 1btc, i regret it everyday.

[Anonymous No.49385819]

>>49385016
yeah I imagine it's best in the heat of the moment

[Anonymous No.49385834]

>>49384970
I have an erection right now

[Anonymous No.49385952]

>>49385716
do you still plan to own a single btc?

[Anonymous No.49385972]

>>49384970
I confess that I moutfucked the moms of everyone who has ever made those retarded confess threads. Fuck off with your reply baits, repeating, retarded threads you subhuman dicknose.

[Anonymous No.49386084]

>>49385972
That's rather rude.

[Anonymous No.49386318]

>>49384970
Haven't been able to look at my stack in over a month, was too painful seeing it drop from $200k to $76k

[Anonymous No.49388242]

>>49384970
I've coomed to that maids thread on /fit/ five times today.

[Anonymous No.49388333]

>>49384970
i put my entire life savings of $20k into a scam coin last year and now its worth $400

[Anonymous No.49388354]

I only care about one coin.

>>49388333
checked

[Anonymous No.49388370]

Forgive me father for I have sold my HBAR. Not knowing the amount of work the HBAR foundation has been putting in to grow the ecosystem. I will buy it back father, forgive me.

[Anonymous No.49388377]

I'm still up 2.5% on my initial.

[Anonymous No.49388412]

Gambled 3k away on pancakeswap while being a couple thousand in debt

[Anonymous No.49388442]

i held 170k in cash and bought back in avax at 77 thinking it was a short term dip, then never sold. Even though i knew we were do for another big old dump, and held 100% cash as much as possible.

[Anonymous No.49388480]

>>49384970
My poorfolio is down so hard, it's pointless to even cash out.
>Stockhodl syndrome

[Anonymous No.49388750]

>>49388333
You are definitely not researching the project before investing! What a shame anon. Try switching another way to invest like engaging in a crypto nft gaming like the Honeyland game, it's a P2O game based on solana. Got my eggs incubated. Waiting for the game. I'm sure i'm gonna earn a lot of money there.

[Anonymous No.49389286]

I lost 5 years worth of savings on a shitty dog and bat themed BSC coin. I feel completely numb. I haven’t come to terms with it yet.

[Anonymous No.49389487]

>>49385216
i wish i could have this life. I know I could have a hairy fat man do it to me anytime, but I want a woman.

[Anonymous No.49389523]

>>49384970
I lost $1,000 to a scam and $500 in shitcoins. I got a $300 loan that i lost buying a shitcoin. Currently I have $50 and have no idea how to make the money back besides working.

[Anonymous No.49389548]

I'm a ripple maxi

[Anonymous No.49389577]

>length 5 inches
> girth 4 inches

[Anonymous No.49389658]

>>49386318
That's pretty bad anon, would have been better if you swapped to stablecoins like USDC and DAI. I'm earning a decent yield on my DAI staking it on Spool's auto-compounding vault, you could start a recovery from there.

[Anonymous No.49389826]

>>49389286
Hope you learned a lesson buddy. Invest on Plugnet and you'll gonna thanking me later. Boost your bag to x100. Do not settle for less.

[Anonymous No.49389928]

>>49389658
Ah ok

[Anonymous No.49389940]

>>49384970
VET

[Anonymous No.49389959]

>>49384970
here is my confession >>49389847

[Anonymous No.49390116]

>>49384970
I bought QANX under 1 cent but I'm too scared to sell because I think it could get to $1 like everyone says

[Anonymous No.49390226]

I've scammed so many people by ewhoring
I enjoy scamming the shit out of horny stupid men. So many fucking dicks pictures
The most common type of men who gets scammed by me. Is white men with small penises. I've seen too many small white dicks.

[Anonymous No.49390406]

>>49384970
Maybe you haven't heard this but you can't just skip the KOLnet. You'll realise you're ignoring your future if you don't invest in an excellent platform. Have mercy on yourself jeet

[Anonymous No.49390845]

>>49389487
>I could have a hairy fat man do it to me anytime, but I want a woman.
Such is the life of the modern 20-something man

[Anonymous No.49390948]

I rage traded fully leveraged to the tits again father...

[Anonymous No.49391070]

i feel like shit because my friend invested a lot of money when i bought luna a year ago. i took out all my luna and half of my eth bags out to pay for most of my house that i got before the crash. he lost everything on the crash

[Anonymous No.49391123]

>>49384970
i haven't sold, it's either i get rich hodling or go to war against the antichrist, unvaxxed in a 98% vax rate country, had to abandon my career because of it, should be married with kids at 33 YO but would rather not participate in this society where you have to marry a shameless tattooed whore. I'm learning to code and trying to get my first job as a programmer (already know python) to find myself some place in this fucked up turned upside world

[Anonymous No.49391146]

>>49384970
I don't know what crypto is or what it does.

[Anonymous No.49391162]

>>49391070
Now, it's time to move on and bring new projects which are profitable like what nflare marketplace is offering. The power of researching would help.

[Anonymous No.49391233]

>>49384970
at peak 2017 mania I had 21 bitcoin worth of shitcoins and only sold 1/3 of them
also if i just held all the ETH i originally bought for cash, i'd have a massive more amount than i had right now
also fuck me for still buying shitcoins for all of 2019 and 2020 that literally have zero liquidity so i couldn't even sell them for pennies on the dollar even if i wanted

[Anonymous No.49391292]

>>49385716
I fucking mined and bought Dogecoin but blew it all on Steam games, it was only worth less than 300 bucks at the time but today it would have been worth fucking millions

[Anonymous No.49391584]

>>49384970
I lost over 50k in crypto thanks to trusting Coinbase and being too much of a normie retard my attempts in getting into crypto. Life is cruel for a brainlet/manlet such as myself. I wish I was aborted.

[Anonymous No.49391697]

>>49391584
how you lost it anon the crash or just trading ?

[Anonymous No.49391746]

>>49384970
Coinfess time? Okay, i literally stake my stablecoin and bnb on freeway for fixed apy. I learned that they don't depend on crypto volatility. They got their own funds to trade. They're even flying to aibc toronto meeting people globally.

[Anonymous No.49391761]

>>49390116
I'm also guilty of low price buys, got RAIL when it was below $1 and I've made decent profits at the current rate. Also staked my RAIL and I'm anticipating RAIL-NEAR airdrops when the launch of RAIL-NEAR DAO is completed.

[Anonymous No.49392146]

>>49389658
based

[Anonymous No.49392339]

>>49384970
I am the hacker known as 4chan and I post pictures of myself to r/crossdressing. I'm also in a discord server devoted only to crossdressing.

In before discord, tranny go back to r e d dit.

[Anonymous No.49392404]

>>49391697
I didn't use a real phone number and lost access to my account and then eventually they closed my account due to inactivity.

[Anonymous No.49392493]

>>49384970
Literally i'm waiting for the public offering for EQ on repubic crypto. Equilibrium gonna be at the top of the defi space claiming to offer the lowest collateralisation rate you'll never experience.

[Anonymous No.49392530]

>>49384983
Only kissed three girls. One was severely obese and the only woman I ever loved and coomed in. Oh well. Maybe next life I’ll have sex again.

[Anonymous No.49393657]

>>49392530
Funny

[Anonymous No.49393981]

>>49384970
I have sex with a priest for 0.3 btc

[Anonymous No.49393999]

>>49393981
I mean it and he is so hot

[Anonymous No.49394220]

>>49393999
What? Are you gay

[Anonymous No.49394417]

>>49384970
ETC
POLS
KAI

[Anonymous No.49394788]

>>49384970
I’m back at my original buy in for crypto in 2018.

[Anonymous No.49395326]

>>49384970
>Forgive Pedo-Priest for I have sinned
I bought 1 $ETH for yuks on coinbase so as to see how much it would make in interest like a faggot when I should've bought $BTC or $XMR like a giga chad. I was forewarned of the sins of Web3, NFTs, and the dipshit tomfoolery of PoS but I was tempted by the promises of easy ROI.