Please sit down.

[Anonymous No.49436931]

Welcome everyone. I must apologize for dragging you all here at such an uncommon hour but from what I've been told this matter needs to be handled urgently, so urgently in fact that it probably should have been addressed weeks ago...

But that is spilt milk under the bridge. So why doesn't someone please try to explain to me what's the problem here?

[Anonymous No.49437071]

>>49436931
Well boss ... look at my penis! It looks like this since 2 days. Do you see something? Does anyone else? There is no pussy on it! How can we solve this problem as soon as possible?

[Anonymous No.49437460]

>>49437071
Anon, it's a little early for all that, how bout in English? ... Actually I'd like to hear from the guy who put this thing together... Mr. Wojak is it? Does he speak English?

[Anonymous No.49437653]

So you're a rocket scientist

[Anonymous No.49437716]

>>49437653
Um... I was... yes.

[Anonymous No.49437752]

>>49436931
I'm afraid that I don't hear a thing.

[Anonymous No.49437770]

[Anonymous No.49437863]

>>49436931
So the kikes are using trade bots matched with the stock markets to screw over retail investors, right?
So I say, we either round them all up and gas them 40s style and put the familes of the people who coded their bots into labor camps until they die of exposure, or we just sell everything off and go back to 2012 times where crypto wasnt mainstream and only used for illicit activities.
What do you think sir? Im personally a fan of the first option.

[Anonymous No.49438734]

>Do you know I moderated an imageboard once?

Sorry?

>A board.

No, I didn't know that.

>I was a janitor by trade.

>It went from Page 1 of /a/ to Page 10 of /xs/. It spanned nine hundred and twelve pages across the catalog. 12,100 people used this thing a day.

>And it wasted thirty-five minutes of time each day between people taking a shit and crossposting to reddit.

>That's a combined 847,000 minutes of posting. A day. Or 25,410,000 minutes a month. And 304,920,000 minutes a year. Wasted.

>Now I moderated that board starting in 2006, that's sixteen years ago. So over the life of that one board, that's 4,878,720,000 minutes that were completely useless. At, what, let's say fifty IQ points a poster? So that's, what, that's uh... 4,065,600,000 IQ-hours, or 169,400,000 days. So that one little site has cost the people of those boards a combined 3,094 years of Einstein level thinking, wasted checking dubs. Three thousand and ninety four years

[Anonymous No.49438844]

>>49438734
I trust you were compensated fairly

[Anonymous No.49438893]

>>49437863
>What do you think sir? Im personally a fan of the first option.
Sounds good to me, I have one question though. What is crypto?