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How should we be preparing for the upcoming trade war with the EU, fellow Bongs?
Also Brit/biz/ General.

>> No.49997122

>>49997091
Not happening. The entire brexit was an experiment to see if the UK was forced to, they would decide free their market up and allow more competition. Since they didn't, there's no trade war coming for neither the EU or UK for that matter. The powers that be in both would rather let the countries die than unrig the economies.

>> No.49997131

>>49997091
Unleash the stag dos and give the footy hooligans their passports back.

>> No.49997132
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>>49997091
Based, let's hope janny lets this one stay up

>> No.49997146

>>49997091
How simple is it for an EU citizen to move to the in now that the brexit is basically complete (data roaming ending this year lol) is there a way to buy property in England to get a citizenship or something?

>> No.49997185

>>49997146
You have to suck Boris's cock and he'll give you visa

>> No.49997194

>>49997185
I‘d be down for that

>> No.49997222

>>49997146
You have to be brown and come in via dinghy. Priti Patel will then you lie down so her fat brahmin ass can ride you as she gives a press conference pretending to want to stop immigration between moans. After that Sajid Javid gives you your citizenship.

>> No.49997229
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>live in the UK
>between the ages of 22 and 35
>literally the only thing you have to look forward to is taking out a Help to Buy 5% mortgage with the extra chunk the taxpayer slings in from your Help to Buy ISA to buy a paper thin walled new build piece of shit slapped together by a bunch of drunk Polaks
>pair this up with a cheeky PCP deal on an entry level petrol BMW / Audi and a Fiat 500 for your skank call centre team leader girlfriend to park in your tiny unfenced front garden which is 90% driveway cause your garage is too narrow to even fit a car in
>all the houses on your estate are listed as detached but only have half a foot gap between each other
>neighbours are all low level wageslaves who have the fact they all have negative net worths and are massively over leveraged with debt in common
>this is of course except the Affordable Homes section of the estate which is filled with ex-cons, and dole dodgers that leech from the state

>> No.49997260

>>49997229
>>49997222
Welcome to the great reset

>> No.49997321

>>49997229
>dole dodgers
What the fuck does this mean, if they're on the dole why are they trying to dodge it?

>> No.49997408

>>49997146
source on data roaming

>> No.49997439

>>49997091
>produces nothing
>trade war
kek

>> No.49997443

>>49997321
It's supposed to be dole dosser.

>> No.49997453

>>49997091
FX in one word, Dollar and Pound will outperform the Euro long term.

>> No.49997524
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>>49997091
>zero manufacturing
>net importer, EU and non-EU
>plummeting currency vs dollar, also weaker vs euro than 10 years ago
>dogshit energy production, no gas reserves
>underinvested in nuclear
>no natural resources
>bloated national services, getting worse by the day
>shrinking and aging population, propped up by immigration
>said immigration has now become ever more from countries that parasitise the country and don't integrate
>at the mercy of pensioners and media tycoons every election cycle
>the most subservient population ever
>economy propped up by financial sector that has full control of economic decisions
>mix of globohomo and money laundering
>isolated geographically from rest of the world, further division in the future from scots and welsh
>muh royal family
>biggest aspiration is owning some deano shitbox that costs £450k with no garden
Yeah m8, we're in a real strong position on the global trade

>> No.49997531

>>49997091
i'm fucking sick of this shithole country i can't bare waging here it's just intolerable
>awful wages
>insane cost of living
>half of the country is an urban hellscape full of pakis or chavs
>a quarter is empty countryside you can only live in if you've made it
>another quarter is london
you don't even get a free education here anymore
>>49997146
why the fuck would you want to?
switzerland is in the schengen but any scandinavian country beats the uk

>> No.49997597

>>49997122
Change your bed sheets they're smelly.
Also go outside a bit maybe? it's sunny.

>> No.49997602

>>49997531
>any scandinavian country beats the uk
Any EU country beat the UK at this point

>> No.49997615

>>49997602
depends southern europe is a desert for careers but it's cheap and pleasant
we really do get the worst of both worlds: we're basically like a shittier version of america at this point

>> No.49997631
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snS6o015Y0A

>> No.49997643

>>49997631

You know this kike only wanted brexit so he could line his own pockets right?

>> No.49997669

So where are we headed /biz/? I can move to Australia/Canada/NZ with my job but I'm pretty sure its just the same shit everywhere. USA might be an idea, I feel like it could be the best place to live as long as you're well paid which I hopefully would be. They're bigger cunts about immigration though so would be harder to move there...

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>>49997643
Also this guy is shorting the pound from his hedge fund in Singapore while pushing for hard brexit.

>> No.49997690

>>49997669
salaries are very good in aus it's arguably better than america

>> No.49997713

>>49997524
Kek, Scotland would like to talk to you about the “no natural resources”. Oil. Wind. Fresh Water. See ya!

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>>49997643
>>49997674
Good for them and I should have been doing the same
Doesn't mean I don't think Brexit is a net positive in the long term

>> No.49997737

>>49997713
>See ya!
Lol that's precisely what Scotland might say to England in a few years.

>> No.49997753

>>49997737

One can hope that also leads to us building a wall up there to keep them contained.

>> No.49997783

>>49997719
>walkers
Owned by PepsiCo, american
>cadbury's
Owned by Mondelez/Kraft, also american
>premier league
owned by arabs

Yeah, image sums things up nicely.

>> No.49997951

>>49997783
>Owned by Mondelez/Kraft, also american
Mars is bigger

>> No.49998047

>>49997321
The UK benefits system is so aggressive they literally force money on you even when you don't want it. These poor tragic victims just can't escape.

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>>49997229
Dole dodger checking in

https://youtu.be/7V5bnHDKZSk
I'd like to share with everyone this shill music album I made. Hope you enjoy... Representing for my norfern heritage

>> No.49998241

>>49997669
A white moving to the USA is a lot easier than a white trying to move to the UK.

>> No.49998277

>>49997185
>You have to suck Boris's cock and he'll give you visa
Looks as not the worst process I went thought. Where can I sign for the cock sucking?