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>shit talks your exchange
>gets listed
Um, based?

>> No.50021684

what did he mean by this

>> No.50021686

>>50021668
inb4 robinhood bends the knee and integrates oracle pricing

>> No.50021687

>>50021668
He’s going to dump 50millions link soon

>> No.50021767

>>50021687
He’s going to dump 50 million insolvency soon

>> No.50021804
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50021804

Sergey and Ari have realised their project is being raped and manipulated and dragged through the mud by a bunch of Gypsies and colluding Cefi exchanges. He was stabbed right in the back by Celsius. It became clear he only worked so close with him so he would have insider information to feed to his little Gypsie and CeFi friends to protect their short and distort cash cow for the past year.

Realising this there has been a dramatic shift in marketing and strategy at Chainlink labs. This listing on Robin hood was a favour called in by friends. Why? This is an exchange with very high volume that Colluding Bukgarians and dirty Cefi money/crypto cannot touch as its part of traditional finance. This will water down their ability to effect the spot prices of LINK so easily.

Its the start if their undoing. Sergey has initiated his Final Liquidation to the Bulgarian problem

>> No.50021975

>>50021804
WTF is this real

>> No.50022044

>>50021804
Final Solution if trve

>> No.50022085

>>50021804
>Sergey solves the Bulgarian problem
Based

>> No.50022095

>>50021804
Simeon here. I’m honestly terrified. I was going to spend my link short money on getting hair plugs like Elon but now my company is insolvent and I don’t know what to do. Should I just buy a toupee?

>> No.50022123

>>50021668
Take robinhood off the paper promises slides and add bancor and celsius

>> No.50022204

>>50022095

You can always resort to sloppy blowjobs Simeon

>> No.50022459

>>50021804
cool but why are we celebrating for robinhood? isn't that broker notorious for constantly fucking with their users? also every shitcoin that got listed there is now effectively dead
from my point of view, we just got more fucked

>> No.50022595

Losing money isn't based

>> No.50022641

>>50022459
if by fucking with their users you mean not allowing retards to throw their life savings into GME, yes.

>> No.50022643

I know own 189 link. Will I make it?

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>>50022643
We're all gonna make it, anon.

>> No.50022680

>>50022643
189 x 81,000 =

>> No.50022689

>>50021668
>he gets chainlink listed on more exchanges so he can dump more tokens
>linkies will still suck his fat cock

>> No.50022719

>>50022689
Nexo is insolvent

>> No.50022734

>>50021804
The implication of all this of course being that Nexo (Bulgarian CeFi Lending Platform) is insolvent.

>> No.50022781

>>50022095
Desu we love you being a baldy bastard, Simeon. We'd prefer you kept it the way it is so we can paint a target on your hairless pate and throw darts at you