/smg/ Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50059408]

DON'T WORRY I'M BAKING

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA- Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV- Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews- Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

[Anonymous No.50059423]

THEY DO IT FOR FREE

[Anonymous No.50059424]

>>50059408
AHA!
This thread has no dicks!

[Anonymous No.50059454]

>>50059424
lol, maybe even lmao

[Anonymous No.50059498]

>>50059423
I can see your mental state is deteriorating. You're running out of images, aren't you.

[Anonymous No.50059500]

[Anonymous No.50059513]

What's that site that has when financial reports come out?

[Anonymous No.50059518]

>>50059513
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

[Anonymous No.50059526]

>>50059498
Just bouncing from thread to thread fren. I am at work after all

[Anonymous No.50059535]

>>50059518
Should be in the links

[Anonymous No.50059563]

>>50059513
This one's aight. https://finance.yahoo.com/calendar/economic
Otherwise the Federal Reserve Calendar is what you want really
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm

[Anonymous No.50059584]

>>50059563
Any idea where I can get a .ics of this

[Anonymous No.50059587]

>>50059526
Oh did I get you to be honest for once? Maybe cut the shit for awhile? Just a lil bit, til the Janny comes back, logically?

[Anonymous No.50059613]

>>50059584
https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar
This one has an ics download link

[Anonymous No.50059619]

>>50059587
Nobody cares, the dickposter is kind of based sticking it to the trans jannies that got mad because Roe got overturned, even though they can't abort since they will never be a woman anyways.

[Anonymous No.50059638]

Jannies, this is unacceptable. What are we paying you for

[Anonymous No.50059640]

>>50059619
He isn't sticking it to the jannies, he's just making everyone miserable.

[Anonymous No.50059657]

>>50059640
YES U ALL SUFFER WHILE IM BANNED

[Anonymous No.50059667]

>>50059619
I don't get why dicks though. Wouldn't posting standard naked chicks piss them off, too? Hell just add on YWNBAW.

Just work *with us*, dickspammer.

[Anonymous No.50059669]

>>50059640
In properly policed threads get improper acting anons.

[Anonymous No.50059681]

>>50059619
You. Fuckin. Faggot. Who the fuck wants to put up with that many pictures of fatasses' dicks. You must be a fatass yourself. I swear to God, you have no respect for stocks. Do you want to make money or do you want to make a point?

[Anonymous No.50059696]

Can it be pajeet dicks ?

[Anonymous No.50059704]

i'm betting everything on amazon

[Anonymous No.50059714]

[Anonymous No.50059724]

>>50059681
Must be a seething chinkoid since China’s PMI was less than expected

[Anonymous No.50059730]

>>50059657
This *is making us* *hate you.* No money can be made this way. Wake up from your gay trance. Wake up from your Twitter curse. I will kill it out of you if I get the chance. And I will watch the stock market rise as I plunge the knife.

[Anonymous No.50059741]

>>50059704
amazon has gone pretty low. But does its growth justify a 50+ p/e ratio?

[Anonymous No.50059742]

>>50059667
he should spam femdom

[Anonymous No.50059743]

Can someone give me a rundown on the Gamestop Jew and Bed bath and beyond?

[Anonymous No.50059750]

Boss just showed up to my warehouse. You faggots got lucky. Cya for now

[Anonymous No.50059759]

>>50059408
Last thread for continuity >>50059066

[Anonymous No.50059769]

>>50059724
I am a young, strong, straight white male who is determined to improve /smg./ Fight me

[Anonymous No.50059773]

>>50059681
I am holding cash and making more than you since you are probably down YTD unless you are an Oil Baron.
This shit market will be still dropping for a long time before it will be worth it to invest back in. Until then there is little discussion to be had unless you want to make fun of the retard perma mumus.
>>50059667
>>50059640
Who even cares, have you never seen a dick? At least it's not monkey torture.

[Anonymous No.50059779]

>>50059750
please spam femdom next time

[Anonymous No.50059796]

>>50059750
I hope you get perma-banned for going way over the limit, way past the call of duty, committing war crimes against your own constituents. You are a fuckin' faggot and we won't forget that.

[Anonymous No.50059808]

>>50059773
The monkey torture is easy to ignore. Just don't open the thumbnails. But the dick pics are repulsive from the thumbnails alone.

[Anonymous No.50059822]

>>50059773
>not as bad as monkey torture
You fuckin' faggot. Are you serious?

[Anonymous No.50059843]

>>50059822
Please just stop posting, you are underage.

[Anonymous No.50059852]

>>50059769
I wasn’t talking about you dipshit

[Anonymous No.50059881]

>>50059843
I am 75 years your senior and I will crush down on you with the full weight of my Heihachi Mishima because I am better and I have always been better than you weak, dumb, pathetic, fucking coward faggot types.

SHILL A STOCK FAGGOT. No index is next. There is no safety. That's why you're here, because you're insane by it. Fuckin' die by it, faggot. Own up to your bullshit.

You're a weakling.

[Anonymous No.50059883]

These cock spammers are killing /smg/ :(

[Anonymous No.50059904]

Ok! He’s gone! Gents I’d like to share a ticker I’ve been purchasing: STLA
The company owns many major auto names including Peugeot, Citroen, fiat, Chrystler, dodge, etc.
They’ve invested in a lithium company and are converting 4 of their buildings to gigafactories to make their own batteries.
PE ratio is 2.7
Yield is in the 8% range
Currently the price is in the 12s.

[Anonymous No.50059913]

>>50059852
Then don't play so close to the helicopter blades, you fuckin' idiot.

[Anonymous No.50059931]

Lotta reddit faggots typing here

Enjoy
>The warm stew was enjoyable in the winter months. I watched Marina with a smile as she slurped her soup, the little girl I eloped with some months ago in secret as bright and beautiful as the day I had married her. An image of profound, prisitine and heavenly beauty I saw in this little girl. Our souls intertwined in passion they only talk about in storybooks. I snapped out of my thoughts as she put her paw to my hand, gesturing me to eat the meal i'd cooked for the two of us. Well, three, if you count the baby. Our nights of limitless passion before her concerts had planted a seed, one that grown to blossom. Her thin form portruded with an obvious pregnancy produced from our love. This little girl I had fallen for a year ago had made me the happiest man on earth. I drew stew to my lips as my mind replayed all the happy memories I had created with her back in America, asuaging my fears about where we stayed yet once again. I could live upon our love alone, yet a hot meal never hurt a single soul.

[Anonymous No.50059932]

>>50059881

[Anonymous No.50059958]

>>50059904
>STLA
same letters as TSLA... I'm in.

[Anonymous No.50059964]

NKE

should i invest in it?

[Anonymous No.50059980]

>>50059958
Right? I thought the same thing. They pulled something like 2.5bil in sales too.

[Anonymous No.50060006]

>>50059964
People will never stop buying Nikes. My shoe bet is CROX. 4.5 PE.

[Anonymous No.50060007]

>>50059904
Stellantis seems like it'd be spread pretty thin with just those factories for all they sell across the world. They don't seem as well positioned in terms of actual models in the pipeline for the big electrification push that's going to happen, unless they're just keeping them all under wraps.

[Anonymous No.50060022]

How should one time the top for oil prices? It'll moon due to supply restrictions, but prices generally tank in recessions.

[Anonymous No.50060038]

I think the janitor finally shot himself

[Anonymous No.50060042]

>>50059964
>gibs don't go down
>niggers don't have jobs to loose
seems like a smart recession play desu

[Anonymous No.50060063]

>>50060007
A good critique anon. Their plan is to go all EV in a few years. We’ll see.

[Anonymous No.50060100]

Holy shit I hate my life so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.50060108]

>>50059964
Pic very related.

[Anonymous No.50060128]

Man futures really bussin fr fr no cap slap bap clap don’t come back

[Anonymous No.50060162]

>buy call options on MRO
>it tanks
>buy put options on MRO
>small profit
>MRO keeps dumping
>mfw

[Anonymous No.50060164]

Hey, don’t go to that other smg thread in the catalog. It’s full of dicks.

[Anonymous No.50060183]

>>50059931
>Evil mirror universe Brian Jacques
I don't like this at all. Not one bit.

[Anonymous No.50060201]

>>50060164
Hey man, that's kind of rude.

[Anonymous No.50060206]

>>50060164
My brother knew a Dick once. He was always getting into a financial hole. Couldn't keep em from em.loved inserting himself deep into debt

[Anonymous No.50060208]

>>50059980
so it's basically Fiat Chrysler and Peugeot merged?

[Anonymous No.50060215]

>>50060063
Yeah, but isn't that what every car company is saying? The electrification push is a big opportunity to shuffle who's on top, and it really feels like GM and Ford are positioning themselves better for that. What model year did they say the Chrysler Airflow was going to be? 2025? Seems slow

[Anonymous No.50060233]

Anyone else having trouble loading some images on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.50060234]

Anyone holding SBUX? Gonna do some FA

[Anonymous No.50060266]

>>50060233
Y-yes

[Anonymous No.50060274]

Ah another day browsing in ess em ge-
>dickposter back
>half of the fucking images don't work
>thread split
the ABSOLUTE state of channel dot org's stock market discussion community at this current moment

[Anonymous No.50060279]

>>50060208
Yes. Here’s a list of all the auto names they own.

[Anonymous No.50060286]

>>50060274
Post more Douki

[Anonymous No.50060299]

>>50060266
I mean... I click the thumbnails for these two images:
>>50060274
>>50060279
And they don't load
Now I'll never see that Douki pic in full size, and I'll never know what that schizo text pic is saying

[Anonymous No.50060304]

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER OFF ALONEEEEEEEEE
OOOOOOOOO
TALK TO MEEE

[Anonymous No.50060316]

>>50060274
OL love dicks tho

[Anonymous No.50060321]

>>50060234
If you think China will stop their nonsense, SBUX is great exposure to their economy. China has more millennials than the entire US population. They like Starbucks.

[Anonymous No.50060326]

>>50059743
So Gamestop baggies are now BBY baggies?

[Anonymous No.50060336]

>>50059613
Sweet, thanks

[Anonymous No.50060349]

>>50060326
*BBBY

[Anonymous No.50060353]

>>50060108
Including jews, 80% of all America is non-white

[Anonymous No.50060381]

OH OH 1 - AND 2
1 - AND 2
BUM BUM BUM

[Anonymous No.50060389]

>>50060299
I'm not having any issues with images. Try this in 4chanX

[Anonymous No.50060419]

>>50060286
here

>>50060316
Douki is for senpai ONLY. Not anonymous ugly bastard.

>>50060299
one of the image servers is broken or something apparently

>>50060162
Buy shares

[Anonymous No.50060449]

>>50060381
this bobo reminds me of runescape

[Anonymous No.50060452]

>>50059904
Burry bought it this quarter. I already bought some simply because he's one of the few investors I trust anymore.

[Anonymous No.50060461]

anyone else having trouble loading pages on 4chan today?

Also what are your plays for next week

[Anonymous No.50060467]

everything i tried has failed
im not the wolf of wallstreet...
im the chihuahua of tijuana

[Anonymous No.50060468]

black thursday or black friday

[Anonymous No.50060499]

>>50060419
>one of the image servers is broken or something apparently

jesus fuck i thought it was my wifi adapter, had some problems the past week thought it randomly died because it's a $20 cheap piece pf shit

[Anonymous No.50060571]

>>50060461
I don't think there's going to be a next week for my account. After cutting my account in half with a misclick on an options play and subsequently panicking to try to recover what I lost, I bet 90% of my account on SPY puts that expire tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.50060572]

>>50060461
>anyone else having trouble loading pages on 4chan today?
yes hiro broke it

[Anonymous No.50060589]

>>50059741

[Anonymous No.50060596]

Nothing ever happens

[Anonymous No.50060601]

I think I'm at the despair phase now but I refuse to capitulate and sell anything I own

[Anonymous No.50060615]

>>50060601
That's why you do degenerate options gambling. The time limits force you to act, keeping it exciting.

[Anonymous No.50060623]

>>50060589

fuck forgot my message

why exactly is AMZN dumping after the stock split? did the stock split mitigate the inevitable dump, or was AMZN going to dump regardless?

[Anonymous No.50060630]

There's a lot of $200 per barrel talk coming out again.
>Oil Likely To Hit $200: SEB Group
>Oil prices are likely to soar past $200 per barrel if G7 manages to cap the price of Russian crude oil, according to chief commodities analyst at Swedish bank SEB Group.
https://oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-News/World-News/Oil-Likely-To-Hit-200-SEB-Group.html

[Anonymous No.50060648]

>>50060623
Or the stock split made it artificially pump and this is just a return to baseline

[Anonymous No.50060658]

Was it something I said?

[Anonymous No.50060666]

>futures
shit ain't lookin good dawg

[Anonymous No.50060669]

>>50060630
Alright oil barons, you've convinced me. What tickers should I use to take advantage of this?

[Anonymous No.50060670]

Passive index chads, where we at?

[Anonymous No.50060700]

>>50060670
Not great

[Anonymous No.50060707]

JUST LA LA LA LA LA
IT GOES DOWN AND DOWN
JUST LA LA LA LA LA
IT'S ALL AROUND THE MARKET
JUST LA LA LA LA LA
AND EVERYBODIES SAYING AAA AAA AAA AAAA AAA
AND NOW THE MARGIN CALL IS RINGING

[Anonymous No.50060716]

>>50060669
USO or UCO for the price of crude, NRGU GUSH OILU ERX XLE for company etfs, then companies like DVN XOM CVX OXY etc.

[Anonymous No.50060727]

>>50060571
What's the strike

[Anonymous No.50060730]

>>50060630
SPR is critically low and still isnt being replenished.

[Anonymous No.50060743]

>>50060666
>futures down
>vix is down

Does this imply the market is in agreement that line must go down now?

[Anonymous No.50060746]

>Imagine not shorting GE
kek

[Anonymous No.50060767]

>>50060452
Nice. I came across it on accident screening for values with dividends. Checked webull comments. Not one wigger talking about it. No rockets. Just news articles. Yep I’m buyin.

[Anonymous No.50060773]

>>50060727
380. My breakeven price at expiration is 377.71, but to make up the losses from today, I need it to get down to about 375.5.

[Anonymous No.50060810]

>>50060670
I have 245 shares of FDVV I’ve accumulated over the last couple of months. Got a nice payout last week. Still sitting on some VOO,QQQ, and VT I bought a while back. Those are up 31% still. I’m in em for the long haul.

[Anonymous No.50060820]

I CAN'T OPEN ANY IMAGES

[Anonymous No.50060822]

>>50060767
If I make it, I'm going to buy a Miata.

[Anonymous No.50060833]

>>50060743
Shouldn’t it be vix up/futures down?

[Anonymous No.50060864]

>>50060822
Me too man. I could buy one easy right now, but it’s my prize when I feel I deserve it. No expensive exotic. I just want a mint Miata M edition in that nice merlot color. My wife was pressing me to buy a new one, but I’m good.

[Anonymous No.50060886]

I didn't see dick poster at all this afternoon and I was kinda sad ngl

[Anonymous No.50060891]

>>50060304
My girlfriends fuckin obsessed with that chicks music

[Anonymous No.50060896]

>>50060886
Do not summon him. His boss showed up and he had to go. He ruined every thread.

[Anonymous No.50060903]

>>50060810
Based bogglehead. WAGMI

[Anonymous No.50060933]

>>50060896
Yeah but I enjoyed the seething of everyone around him

[Anonymous No.50060936]

>>50060891
your gf sounds based af, take her out dancing for me

[Anonymous No.50060937]

>>50060773
Living life on the edge dude. These next two days are gonna be intense

[Anonymous No.50060958]

>>50060891
Classic man. It reminds me of the street racing days of the late 90s early 2000s here. We’d meet up at gas stations in Mountain View and Milpitas and race until 3 am. Cops would show up and we’d all dip to the next run. Sometimes we end up all the way out in Tracy. Man those were the days. I was Paul fucking Walker before those shitty movies even came out.

[Anonymous No.50060960]

The date went really well.....

[Anonymous No.50060967]

>>50059743
>>50060326

dogfood jewman is a rug pulling LEGEND who orchestrates the greatest retail retard doomps the world has ever seen and I AM LOVING IT

[Anonymous No.50061027]

>>50060937
I felt despair and surrendered myself to the gambling addiction that I learned I had shortly before.

[Anonymous No.50061043]

>>50060810
Nigga have you seen AVUV??? it's the future.

[Anonymous No.50061063]

>>50060936
There’s no good clubs in my area. I’ve never been to an actual trance/house whatever concert, would love to go though

>>50060958
Sounds like a good time

[Anonymous No.50061074]

>>50060833
Why would they correlate?
VIX measures stdev of SPY options. Thats it. If everyone agrees, up or down, VIX is low. Think of it as a value that indicates how much the market is mispriced

[Anonymous No.50061117]

>>50060960
Where did you put the body?

[Anonymous No.50061119]

>>50060773
Sell at open or within the first hour. Should be good fren.

[Anonymous No.50061126]

>>50061043
It’s on my watchlist. It looks expensive right now.
>>50061063
It really was. Techno, Redbulls, fast cars. It was a rush. The cops cracked down hard because of those damn movies and started impounding and jailing guys. It ruined the scene.
>>50061074
Thanks for the explanation.

[Anonymous No.50061132]

>>50061117
Going to the town fair on saturday :)

[Anonymous No.50061138]

>>50061117
Depends on who’s asking.

[Anonymous No.50061158]

>>50061132
At least let her parents know that she is okay

[Anonymous No.50061164]

THAK YOU BASED GODDESS

[Anonymous No.50061168]

when is it recommended to start buying?

[Anonymous No.50061176]

>>50061164
Legit thought something was wrong with her leg skin for a second

[Anonymous No.50061203]

>>50061168
It is recommended to buy all the time and never stop. But I know that isn't the answer you are looking for. The better answer is to start buying when the Fed stops raising interest rates.

[Anonymous No.50061218]

>>50061176
Kek same

[Anonymous No.50061219]

>>50061168
>hurr durr buy and hodl
Learn to find local bottoms, buy the dump and redeem when it pumps.

[Anonymous No.50061223]

Anyone else just still buying SOXL regularly and not giving a fuck? Either it'll go to zero or I'll be rich so who cares

[Anonymous No.50061227]

>>50061203
So next decade

[Anonymous No.50061268]

>>50061168
If you're in cash now, it's a good idea to start cost average in about once a month when s&p and nasdaq touch and drop below the 200 week moving average line. This line hasn't been tested yet in this bear market.

[Anonymous No.50061274]

Is UBER a buy at this point? Lots of people I know don't use cars and its practically a staple in cities?

[Anonymous No.50061298]

>>50061223
Not SOXL but yes I'm buying and will continue to buy. We will overcome and hoes will be mad [x24], brother

[Anonymous No.50061316]

>>50061158
He is fine, he got back to his abby

[Anonymous No.50061327]

>go to the wagecage
>shitposting on biz
>phone pings local towers anyone can use
>try to make a reply on smg
>redirected to ban filed yesterday
>banned post was on biz
>it was an anime poster
>complaining about what to do with the their shit coins
>try again
>banned page again
>sneedposting YouTube links
How do I short my neighbors?

[Anonymous No.50061352]

So the best bet is to just get the fuck out of the market now, right? Bite the bullet, accept the losses, and get out?
That's what common sense is telling me.

[Anonymous No.50061361]

>>50061327
my neighbors get banned for participating in kik threads, whatever those are

[Anonymous No.50061370]

>>50061352
The best bet is to go all in, get a job and wait 10 years

[Anonymous No.50061376]

Crypto correlation with semiconductors.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtxumk0HcgU

[Anonymous No.50061388]

>>50061274
buy uber if you think cities will be too unsafe for thots and weak men to walk the streets safely

[Anonymous No.50061400]

Put $70k on NRGU over the past two days boyos, how’d i do?

[Anonymous No.50061417]

>>50059743
>GME used to be 5$ a share
>RC puts a lil bitch lasagna bastard billi on it and loads up on calls
>It go wheee
>BBBY is at 4.99$ a share
>RC puts a lil bicth bastard 150 milly on it, loads up on shares and calls
>It probably go whee soon
I have shares in both, if you're even thinking about it then just throw a pittance in and forget it exists until it's either delisted or pierces the heavens with a green dildo larger than any cock poster post's cock.

[Anonymous No.50061418]

>>50061376
semiconductors are still a problem, the video card thing is related but a lot of the demand for those video cards that resulted in the high prices was due to crypto

[Anonymous No.50061422]

>>50061400
today you're down 13% so thats pretty bad

[Anonymous No.50061424]

>aussie markets red
>chinese markets green
what does this mean for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.50061453]

>>50061424
One chink market is red and the other chink market is green, obviously they cancel out and we crab

[Anonymous No.50061481]

>>50061424
It's certainly not a good thing.
China is finally coming out of a slowdown/lockdown, while most of the rest of the world is just heading into recession.

If you don't have at least a little exposure to China right now, you're missing out. KWEB is ideal.

[Anonymous No.50061485]

>>50061424
yellow crab

[Anonymous No.50061486]

>>50061453
circuit breakers this week

[Anonymous No.50061501]

>>50061486
our lives aren't going to be that exciting

[Anonymous No.50061506]

dicks in my ass

[Anonymous No.50061508]

[Anonymous No.50061513]

>end of month and quarter tomorrow
Incoming BIG GREEN DILDOS to pad out the quarter returns. SIMPLE AS.
>but what about next-
Whatever. Red, green, the point is that the next few days have to be bright green.
More non-fundamentals based movement because that is what this market is.

[Anonymous No.50061515]

Japan is getting pretty fucked right now

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1542296096348708865

[Anonymous No.50061520]

>>50059500
That’s messed up

[Anonymous No.50061524]

.....fuck this miserable world. How long can this go on?

[Anonymous No.50061526]

>>50061508
where on earth are you finding all these phimosis cocks? I never notice them in hetero porn.

[Anonymous No.50061536]

>>50061524
it hasn't even begun

[Anonymous No.50061544]

>>50060571
>they expect to find one of us in the wreckage, brother

[Anonymous No.50061573]

>>50061219
Are there any recommended books on TA?

[Anonymous No.50061617]

>>50061400
Stupidly. You have 70k to play with and you don't even buy calls with it?

[Anonymous No.50061619]

>>50061573
https://www.amazon.com/Tea-Leaf-Reading-Divination-Miniature/dp/076245640X

[Anonymous No.50061626]

>>50061524
Quite a while judging by past recessions.

[Anonymous No.50061628]

>>50061513
I counter that by saying this market does the opposite of whatever you expect and therefore it will be bright red instead

[Anonymous No.50061636]

>>50061617
>buy calls
but thats gambling, anon

[Anonymous No.50061650]

>>50061513
I hope you're right. Sold my successful position on Tuesday and bought back in today at half my closing price. If it gets back to Tuesday's high I'll have swung $16k in 2 days

[Anonymous No.50061654]

>>50061573
If you can't automate and backtest it, don't bother.
https://www.amazon.com/Algorithmic-Trading-Winning-Strategies-Rationale/dp/1118460146

[Anonymous No.50061659]

[Anonymous No.50061669]

>>50061636
where_do_you_think_you_are.jpg
>>50061628
Possible but unlikely. It has been pretty consistent since end of 2020. Also I suspect "ESG" funds sell their oil, coal, etc. at EoQ to rebuy next quarter even though their investors could see otherwise.
>they assume their investors are idiots
ALWAYS HAVE

[Anonymous No.50061673]

>>50061227
Thanks h you poor bastard, you have no idea what's coming.

[Anonymous No.50061677]

>>50061573
No but I have a website you can check out for equal or better results
>www.astrology.com

[Anonymous No.50061693]

>>50061617
I think we’re too close to recession being confirmed causing oil to get heemed back to sub $90 temporarily and i dont want to be that leveraged if it turns out that thats happening tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50061697]

>>50061203
>It is recommended to buy all the time and never stop
Statistically indexes, not individual stocks.
>passive indexes are a bubble
Yes, but that is what a decade of QE does. Forces everyone up the risk curve.

[Anonymous No.50061705]

>>50061659
What’s going on there, big guy? What’s with all the COCKS?

[Anonymous No.50061717]

Bull bros... They can't keep getting away with it

I will not allow it...

[Anonymous No.50061750]

>>50061717
Can you spare some change brother in Christ?

[Anonymous No.50061752]

>>50061717
That is an old meme generator. Got to update,bro

[Anonymous No.50061760]

>>50061752
These cursed images are worse than dong pics.

[Anonymous No.50061770]

[Anonymous No.50061779]

>>50060321
Do you think unionization will happen?

[Anonymous No.50061788]

SOMEONE SAY DONG? CLean me up boy

[Anonymous No.50061799]

>>50061770
damn thats actually a really nice cock. GDXJ calls 1 month out. I would suck that uncut cock clean

[Anonymous No.50061810]

DAMN BROS, YOU MIGHT BE GAY IF U LIKE COCKS

[Anonymous No.50061834]

I will be visiting someone on the east coast soon. As a west coaster that likes sleeping in I have never been awake for market open. What can I do to prepare to make the most of my time out there? I want in on some of those big pumps, is there a way I can catch it premarket?

[Anonymous No.50061850]

>>50061834
BIG PUMPS FOR BIG DICKS BRO

[Anonymous No.50061859]

>>50061327
Here in Baltipoor I forgot to turn my WiFi back on when I got home like a year ago and after posting was redirected to the ban page saying I was banned for posting cheese pizza. Not a fun way to be reminded my WiFi was off. Then another time it was for posting men in /s/. Another was for pony shit outside outside of /mlp/. Baltimore is a fucked up place and we're completely rangeb& now.

[Anonymous No.50061861]

>>50061834
The first fifteen minutes is random chaos.

[Anonymous No.50061863]

>>50061834
Just post WTFWT then trade like you normally do

[Anonymous No.50061866]

this thread needs black cock

[Anonymous No.50061875]

>>50061850
Cilian Murphy?

[Anonymous No.50061884]

>>50061861

[Anonymous No.50061891]

>>50059500
actually true

[Anonymous No.50061896]

>>50061863
But I don't usually trade. I occasionally buy stock when I'm bored then occasionally sell it later, sometimes at a profit. I have heard getting in on premarket can get you in early on those tickers that giga pump, but I'm not sure what to look for.

[Anonymous No.50061928]

I MAY BE... HOOKED

[Anonymous No.50061960]

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

[Anonymous No.50061962]

>>50061573
japanese candlestick methods, unironically

[Anonymous No.50062151]

>>50061779
Across the board? I doubt it.

[Anonymous No.50062175]

>>50061859
I refuse to believe I have neighbors that frequent this website. I’m for sure the only one.

[Anonymous No.50062200]

>>50061884
On this subject. I bought these this morning for shits & giggles. I don’t even know what it is. Something about buy close, sell open etf. Anyone heard of them? They’re new.

[Anonymous No.50062215]

BAKING

[Anonymous No.50062235]

NEW

>>50062172
>>50062172
>>50062172

[Anonymous No.50062238]

>>50059408
Is Powell giving a speech Soon? And when is it?

[Anonymous No.50062438]

NEW!!!!

>>50062384
>>50062384
>>50062384

[Anonymous No.50062483]

My dude, you're not seriously longing rn, right my guy? Like ZOINKS don't you think that's a bit of a chud move? Inflation is hecking a lot! Jpow said fuck your calls lmao, I saw that on r/wallstreetbets, its a little trading hub for all the jazz cats who know what's going on, What, you're actually hecking longing a stonk, like right the fuck right now???? He literally has to crash the global economy 2008 style! But its also a bit of the 2000 dotcom crash with stagflation! Oooooh you can't do this my guy! Jpow is super cereal about taming inflation! There's too many POC who can't afford to charge they/them Tesla's, like its really bad my dude! YOU DON'T FIGHT THE HECKIN FEDERINO YOU CHUD. You're hecking BANNED from my subreddit! Pow. Fuck you so much my guy!

[Anonymous No.50062921]

why are there like 8 smg threads which one do i go to to AAAAAA post?

[Anonymous No.50062965]

>>50062921
Use them in post order
>>50057705
>>50059066
>>50059408
>>50062172
>>50062384
>>50062506

[Anonymous No.50062994]

>>50062965
kek

[Anonymous No.50063192]

need more threads brothers

[Anonymous No.50063210]

[Anonymous No.50063213]

>>50063192
I think we should activate the nuclear option. Flood /biz/ with nothing but /smg/ threads. Tonight is the night we can eradicate crypto threads from this board

[Anonymous No.50063231]

AUTISM ASSEMBLE!

[Anonymous No.50063259]

>>50063210
yin and yang

[Anonymous No.50063306]

>>50063259
Is that really what the Chinese believe?

[Anonymous No.50063536]

>>50063306
not just believe, they practice it too

[Anonymous No.50063558]

ayo futures sussin ngl i'm feelin mid af rn my robinhood acct down bad

[Anonymous No.50063577]

[Anonymous No.50064314]

Wow they really are trying to ruin this thread. I don't understand what kind of loser would try this hard just to spoil something other people enjoy.

Guess it's time to watch some seasonal anime.

[Anonymous No.50064370]

damn futures are dumping with the market down bad

loser must be losing big money and this is what he does to cope

[Anonymous No.50064389]

>>50064314
Can you recommend a decent anime

[Anonymous No.50064398]

>>50064314
Nigger

[Anonymous No.50064410]

>>50064314
>Guess it's time to watch some seasonal anime.
We're between season and your show ended.
Next season is jam packed though.

[Anonymous No.50064434]

>>50064410
so I'm starting last season's anime, only watched Spy Senpai and Tomodachi game, but this Virgin Road looks like it could be good

>>50064389
you're the same thread splitter that's been doing this for years?

>>50064398
>haa haa fat man said nigger and jew and showed his peepee
you really are pathetic

[Anonymous No.50064456]

It's very obviously Rocker posting the dicks and assholes ITT. That fat cunt has been losing his mind ever since he went off his meds and SIGA getting rugpulled was the last straw.

[Anonymous No.50064464]

WHY are my norwegian oil rigs getting BTFO

[Anonymous No.50064472]

>>50064434

I don't split very often. I do.it every now and then as a joke

[Anonymous No.50064495]

>>50064456
U think I'm rocker? Hahaha

[Anonymous No.50064516]

[Anonymous No.50064662]

>>50064434
>Virgin Road looks like it could be good
Expect a lot of 'MENOU-CHAN~!' but its otherwise pretty good.

[Anonymous No.50064688]

>>50064434
>Virgin Road looks like it could be good
It's 6-7 due to annoying lesbo.
Watch Asobi Asobase and Saiki Kusuo.

[Anonymous No.50064711]

>>50064688
>due to annoying lesbo
Literally why I dropped it on the first episode.

[Anonymous No.50064732]

[Anonymous No.50064748]

FUTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.50064757]

FUCKING GAZPROM I SWEAR TO GOD

[Anonymous No.50064787]

>>50060822
>>50060864
NA Miatas have a lot of problems. They flex terribly at the front end, so you will likely need Frog Arms and a cross brace to stabilize it.
Also, immediately fix the Cursed Water Plug and install an all-metal radiator when you get it.

[Anonymous No.50066078]

I've been playing FF3 for the last like 6 hours, I've done this two nights in a row now.

[Anonymous No.50066129]

Absolutely everything is in the red :D
Except the dollar
Bonds, stocks, commodities, crypto all getting hammered
Welcome to decreased global liquidity gentlemen

[Anonymous No.50067432]

>>50061524
The average bear market lasts 11.4 months with a 29% drawdown on the SPX. A bear market that coincides with a recession lasts on average 15 months, and sees a near 35% drawdown.

[Anonymous No.50067596]

>>50067432
>Implying anything about this is average
We're in for years of pain, by the end of it people will have zero faith in the stock market and it'll only be a couple algos trading against one another with zero human guidance shifting the last couple pennies that are still in the market.

[Anonymous No.50067627]

>>50061524
my prediction is that dems will deliberately crash the market for about a month so they can ramp up pandemic fear porn in august and then send out vote-for-us stimmies in sept/oct

[Anonymous No.50067641]

>>50067596
I hope so, I wanna see SPX break below 2009 lows even though that's delusional.

[Anonymous No.50067684]

>>50067596
>algos trading against one another with zero human guidance
See that's a big mistake, anon. The algos aren't indepdendent. They do what they're told. It won't be that there is zero human guidance in the market, but rather 100% human guidance for political/social ends.

[Anonymous No.50067797]

this is the real thread

[Anonymous No.50067865]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50067913]

IS TODAY A UVXY DAY? I FUCKING LOVE UVXY DAYS

[Anonymous No.50067937]

What are we booying today lads?

[Anonymous No.50067964]

SOXL is down 81% from ATH. There are people on /smg/ that bought SOXL at $72.

[Anonymous No.50068009]

The entire fate of my portfolio and my financial future rests in Micron's earnings report after close today.

[Anonymous No.50068181]

>>50067964
Yeah and the funny part is instead of selling at a lost during any of the exit pumps they decided to continue holding and DCA'ing. CRAZY

[Anonymous No.50068224]

Buying more SIGA at open and you can't fucking stop me hedgies.

[Anonymous No.50068614]

>>50068224
>hedgies
>>>/r/eddit

[Anonymous No.50068640]

>>50068181
You faggots are so haughty about the weirdest thing. If you genuinely believe that semiconductors as a sector are finished then you are fucking retarded. Don't come crying when SOXL is at 100+ and you didn't buy when it was sub 15

[Anonymous No.50068642]

>>50067964
SQQQ is the new SOXL meme. Will have an incredible followed by a massive dump as bagholders still think they can make the same money

[Anonymous No.50068651]

futures is going to open at yesterdays close isn't it.

[Anonymous No.50068762]

>>50068651
Crab always wins :(

[Anonymous No.50068816]

It's over.

[Anonymous No.50068835]

>>50068651
>>50067865
What's up with futures?? Was there some data released or something? Why are we down overnight

[Anonymous No.50068860]

I cannot take another crab day. Please don't do this to me.

[Anonymous No.50068864]

just hodl 20 years bro

[Anonymous No.50068878]

>>50068860
ok
>dumps

[Anonymous No.50068896]

>>50068878
My little sqqq stock would maybe do somethin then

[Anonymous No.50068906]

https://youtu.be/EaNgb5NZ3z8
<3

[Anonymous No.50068915]

he still thinks it will be
>stagflation
We will be in a depressionflation. Depression so no stock growth and high inflation so you can't save any money.
There will be no winning move, except have income.

[Anonymous No.50068966]

Forkliftanon, I still want to rescue your wife from her mental prison of your creation, but I do commend you for the dickposting. It’s no less than this general deserves.

[Anonymous No.50068996]

>>50068966
/smg/ lore is getting deep.

[Anonymous No.50069079]

>>50059408
Soooo I’m more than convinced that the fed is creating the utmost fud of all time and wants everyone to stay poor…I mean why else did they choose Wednesdays as meeting days where stocks usually get hot and calls would print? Now it’s, we want a soft landing and avoid a recession yet fucking jpow just goes around to every country and speaks daily??? Since fucking when?? This is hilarious. I mean if u guys can’t see thru this shit, I don’t know where to begin to tell ya u shouldn’t be trading. All year they been spreading gloom n doom, fuck the bottom, there’s no bottom, they want everyone to capitulate n spread agony. How abt, I’m not selling until I hit my magic number? How abt I’ve learned how to use puts and calls the right way? I buy calls for next week during the meeting (cuz they’re way cheaper, and puts for same week ITM of course.) why can’t anyone see this?? I’m not even joking this has become a clown ass economy if u wanna even call it an economy. I hate seeing ppl lose money, wisen up please! It sucks to be ontop while everyone is drowning…RANT OVER, thank u…TESTICLES! That is all.

[Anonymous No.50069094]

>>50069079
yeah I don't remember Powell talking this much last year

[Anonymous No.50069103]

Let's talk about TSLA. How much longer till it goes down to where it belongs?

[Anonymous No.50069117]

>>50069079
you will get fucked

[Anonymous No.50069129]

>>50069094
Fucker was too busy trynna print more, I mean where else do these hedgies get the ammo needed to short these stocks??

[Anonymous No.50069146]

>>50069117
Bro I literally just said, it sucks to be on top while everyone is drowning…i made it already..I beat them at their game.

[Anonymous No.50069181]

10 mins

[Anonymous No.50069184]

>>50068816

[Anonymous No.50069199]

[Anonymous No.50069209]

>>50069184
JK

[Anonymous No.50069210]

die for israel

[Anonymous No.50069218]

>>50069129
are you retarded or just painfully new

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50069223]

>>50069103
It better happen before Friday. My put options expire on Friday and I'm trying to make some fucking money over here.

[Anonymous No.50069263]

>>50069218
Here we go, pray tell to which are u responding to?

[Anonymous No.50069272]

this hurts to watch

[Anonymous No.50069279]

>>50069218
And yes I’d like to say I’m semi retarded in a sense

[Anonymous No.50069294]

There will be a massive fake pump at opening.

[Anonymous No.50069326]

>>50067964
>There is probably a smg poster out there somewhere holding my bags
Sold at 62 for a 10% gain lmao

[Anonymous No.50069328]

There will be a massive crab at opening.

[Anonymous No.50069350]

>>50069146
Yeah of course you did mr. multimillionaire.
You are probably down 50% YTD

[Anonymous No.50069356]

The dump at opening will be biblical

[Anonymous No.50069363]

>got a warning from schwab about settlement regulations
then dont give me the fucking money right away then for me to trade?

[Anonymous No.50069371]

Quiet, all of you! They’re approaching the tyrannosaur paddock.

[Anonymous No.50069391]

>>50069350
Nah Not multi multi, but ya I did very well.

[Anonymous No.50069394]

AHHHH SHIIIII

[Anonymous No.50069401]

>>50069363
Burgers can't trade unsettled money?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50069405]

>>50069364
>>50069364
>>50069364
new thread to unite all the split threads

[Anonymous No.50069410]

>>50069391
You are underage

[Anonymous No.50069414]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.50069415]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.50069428]

>>50069356
>>50069328
>>50069294
Well one of you has to be right

[Anonymous No.50069432]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

[Anonymous No.50069444]

>>50069405
>baking at 280

[Anonymous No.50069448]

Cool.

[Anonymous No.50069454]

>>50069371
What would Muldoon invest in? Franchi? And electric fence makers?

[Anonymous No.50069457]

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

[Anonymous No.50069475]

next
>>50069364
>>50069364
>>50069364
>>50069364

[Anonymous No.50069482]

>>50069454
Clever girls.

[Anonymous No.50069486]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50069518]

Even /smg/ is bearish on /smg/.

[Anonymous No.50069579]

BUDDY LOOK AT ADVANCED MICRO DEVICES

[Anonymous No.50069636]

>>50069103
If bond market turns around like it just might be, it could take a while. On the other hand, Q2 earnings could do it, but certainly before Q4 earnings arrive. Market is still pricing in a 10% EPS growth by year end despite disastrous coming earnings due to China lockdowns (which are priced in)

[Anonymous No.50069764]

Gay sex.

[Anonymous No.50069794]

GAY

[Anonymous No.50069807]

>>50059408
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytQ5CYE1VZw

[Anonymous No.50069827]

SEX

[Anonymous No.50069829]

>>50069410
Wow a hater, how original, maybe that’s y ur underwater…imagine seeing a hater on biz.

[Anonymous No.50069835]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50069850]

Finally we can abandon thread.

[Anonymous No.50071767]

>(((forward looking))) market
>pce
>lagging indicator
>better than expected
>inflation peaked
>broad market selloff
the last 75bps hike we had does not even reflect in those numbers, market still in retarded oversold mode