/smg/ Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50062172]

LOL FART FART FART

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA- Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV- Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews- Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

[Anonymous No.50062248]

First.

[Anonymous No.50062262]

We still havent even seen capitulation yet. We just keep bleeding out....

[Anonymous No.50062271]

>>50062248
>backtesting to 2008
EVERY TIME

[Anonymous No.50062281]

BAKING

[Anonymous No.50062283]

>>50062262
Probably won't see capitulation until September we've still got 2 years of Brandon, a depression /recession and a war to deal with before 2025 lot of shit macro wise to deal with

[Anonymous No.50062287]

>>50062271
I bought them both to see what they do. I don’t get it, but it’s interesting.

[Anonymous No.50062325]

>>50062248
this would work if we could trade at night, but since we can't what's the point?

[Anonymous No.50062326]

>>50062283
Do you think we’ll have some runs over the summer? Surely there are some good summer earnings in store before the shtf. Retail is nuts where I’m at.

[Anonymous No.50062347]

Are my oil and nat gas calls going to be ok?????

[Anonymous No.50062356]

>>50062325
I don’t get it either bro. It just dropped so I bought a share as an experiment while I try to figure out wtf it does.

[Anonymous No.50062373]

>>50062325
Did you read the fucking article? After hours performs better than the daytime market. Also, you can watch charts at night now.

[Anonymous No.50062387]

>>50062373
I did I read a lot about it. I just don’t understand how they get returns (share value) if you can’t buy/sell at night. Sounds like some kind of Hebrew magick.

[Anonymous No.50062399]

>>50062325
Buy SPY at 3:59 and sell it the next morning at 9:31. Wash rinse repeat everyday and that's what the ETF does

[Anonymous No.50062413]

NEW!

>>50062384
>>50062384
>>50062384

[Anonymous No.50062416]

>>50062399
That seems pretty simple. It just looked more interesting than dicks and soxl. So I figured I’d create a conversation.

[Anonymous No.50062417]

My dude, you're not seriously longing rn, right my guy? Like ZOINKS don't you think that's a bit of a chud move? Inflation is hecking a lot! Jpow said fuck your calls lmao, I saw that on r/wallstreetbets, its a little trading hub for all the jazz cats who know what's going on, What, you're actually hecking longing a stonk, like right the fuck right now???? He literally has to crash the global economy 2008 style! But its also a bit of the 2000 dotcom crash with stagflation! Oooooh you can't do this my guy! Jpow is super cereal about taming inflation! There's too many POC who can't afford to charge they/them Tesla's, like its really bad my dude! YOU DON'T FIGHT THE HECKIN FEDERINO YOU CHUD. You're hecking BANNED from my subreddit! Pow. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.50062508]

https://youtu.be/5LACYrvV6uU
<3

[Anonymous No.50062555]

>>50062387
They buy the close and resell at the open.
They do this every day. That's the idea at least.

It's not a tax-efficient technique, but as an ETF they can allocate short-term gains to traders making daily buys/sells in the ETF thus shielding long term holders.

I'd have to look at the fees they'll be charging to say whether it's worth considering though. While the nighttime effect is real, the outperformance is pretty random and incredibly gradual. It's not likely to have significantly different performance than VOO to justify any fees.

[Anonymous No.50062590]

Can someone please bake

[Anonymous No.50062619]

Okay what did the jannies do to deserve 6 simultaneous /smg/ threads?

[Anonymous No.50062625]

>>50062619

Nothing. I just thought it would be funny so I did it.

[Anonymous No.50062684]

>>50062619
There was a purge a few days back where a lot of people got banned for what they felt like were unfair/unjust reasons. They got pissed about it, the ones that can evade are spamming threads with NSFW pics, the ones that couldn't evade that recently got unbanned are shitting the place up by constantly spamming new threads and off-topic posting, and nothing gets done about it because it's more harmful to the general to have it turned into dogshit constantly than actually moderating it - plus there's no reason why they can't just go back through the threads after they're dead or a new one is made that people migrate to and then ban retroactively.
TL;DR - Autism - this post is not a complaint, it is just a description of events near as best as I can tell what's happening as a random retard. Both sides are still going at it so I'm gonna say it's indicative of a continuing KWABGAROO market until one or the other takes advantage. May God have mercy on our souls. Thankfully it clears up a good bit during market hours as everyone cries about how hard they're getting fucked whether they're bear or bull.

[Anonymous No.50062734]

this is the thread

[Anonymous No.50062738]

>>50062734
check futures

[Anonymous No.50062746]

>>50062684
The extra threads were made so the dick spammer would have to post dicks on multiple threads, decreasing the dick density in any individual thread.

[Anonymous No.50062781]

the /smg/ concurrent thread record is something like 16

[Anonymous No.50062785]

SCI. The funeral care. The death. The value play. The average cost of capital. Is super low.

[Anonymous No.50062811]

>>50062781
If every anon in /smg/ made a thread at the same time, we could rid the board of cryptoscum, at least for a moment

[Anonymous No.50062814]

>>50062746
Fair enough. I've been watching the spammers and mods go back and forth for several days now, seems like an impossible battle either way. At least it's just after hours that gets way out of hand so far. I just filter what annoys me and move on otherwise.

[Anonymous No.50062819]

>>50062785
thanks just bought puts

[Anonymous No.50062828]

>>50062819
U can't buy puts afterhours.

[Anonymous No.50062863]

>>50062828
just queued puts

[Anonymous No.50062876]

>>50062863
Which of the 6 million /smg/ threads is the real one??
Also, has anyone else tried typeracer? It's fun as fuck...

[Anonymous No.50062911]

>>50062876
I don't know but either the Kuroba fag or the fag that makes the iOS 4chan app needs a feature where you can merge multiple threads into a single feed. If I had that I wouldn't care if the entire board was nothing but smigger threads

[Anonymous No.50062952]

>>50062863
can u tell me what ur put order is on SCI.

[Anonymous No.50062966]

>>50062508
Faggot i listened to this on a run and now the related youtube videos like Kordhell are stuk in my head u fucking niggernoger

[Anonymous No.50062968]

>>50062952
I was just kidding bro. No puts

[Anonymous No.50062979]

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

[Anonymous No.50062991]

>>50062811
That’s the nuclear option. We’re saving that for a special day.

[Anonymous No.50063008]

BUDDY, LOOK AT FUTURES COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.50063023]

whats going on with futures?

[Anonymous No.50063031]

>>50063008
>9 /smg/ threads
>now this
When do we get a fuckin break?

[Anonymous No.50063045]

And somehow the fucking scambot managed to hit every thread
What an amazing world
I can't wait to leave it

[Anonymous No.50063063]

>>50063031
Only 6
>>50057705
>>50059066
>>50059408
>>50062172
>>50062384
>>50062506

[Anonymous No.50063066]

>>50062979
No thanks, I only invest in dividend aristocrats and REITs.

[Anonymous No.50063076]

>>50063045
Just get off the fucking computer mate. I bet you were the anon sperging out last night about how /smg/ should end.

[Anonymous No.50063116]

>>50062968
Okay well because of you I put in put orders and i logged out and forgot my password so I can't undo my SCI put orders.

[Anonymous No.50063129]

Futes straight ebbin bro fr fr no cap

[Anonymous No.50063152]

>corn futures

[Anonymous No.50063191]

>>50063152
massive deposits of corn found in the rocky mountains, it's over

[Anonymous No.50063222]

[Anonymous No.50063227]

Your last chance at financial freedom
https://youtu.be/Ctt3MSw3uSY
https://youtu.be/Ctt3MSw3uSY
https://youtu.be/Ctt3MSw3uSY

[Anonymous No.50063275]

>>50063227
SIGA will never break 15 dollars
you have cursed yourself trying to harness the power of my wife and it will end with the complete and total destruction of your meager portfolio

[Anonymous No.50063280]

BUDDY

[Anonymous No.50063283]

Buddy, nasdaq computer is 1.00%

Also I hope the penis posting guy gets beaten up on the street and has his hands broken so badly that they can’t be used anymore.

[Anonymous No.50063303]

>>50063275
Death is too good for people like you

[Anonymous No.50063363]

v shaped recovery

[Anonymous No.50063374]

>>50063303
check your tone when you're typing at me you ham handed kike

[Anonymous No.50063405]

>>50063374
I could genuinely and handedly pin your weak lanklet body and trash your bussy without breaking a sweat.

[Anonymous No.50063409]

>>50063275
Damn bro you really hate money

[Anonymous No.50063417]

>>50063076
No that wasn’t me I don’t think

[Anonymous No.50063447]

ive finally been unbanned....i was a good boy...now my reign of terror begins

[Anonymous No.50063467]

when will it end?

[Anonymous No.50063473]

>>50062966
Checked.
https://youtu.be/VqUCtCRikA4

[Anonymous No.50063474]

>>50063283
Seatac streets are filled with niggers and meth heads. I always conceal carry and was a state champion wrestler in my youth. Wishful thinking faggot

[Anonymous No.50063487]

Why are futures?

[Anonymous No.50063500]

>>50063409
im desensitized to these images due to nikocado's coinslot

[Anonymous No.50063510]

kek crypto baggies get fucked. shit and piss 500 ur next.

[Anonymous No.50063517]

>>50063417
I know it wasn’t you, because it was actually me

[Anonymous No.50063519]

>>50063500
Ive been on 4chan for 16 years and listened to distorted view daily podcast for 10 years. Nothing phases me

[Anonymous No.50063529]

>>50063510
whahappen

[Anonymous No.50063573]

>futures

Wow


Also, kys penis posting fag. You obviously have nothing to live for.

[Anonymous No.50063590]

h-how do I look at futures

[Anonymous No.50063597]

>>50063590
https://www.tradingview.com/markets/futures/quotes-all/

[Anonymous No.50063604]

>>50063590
By first looking into your own heart and believing in yourself

[Anonymous No.50063616]

>>50063573
I am watching friends with my wife and 2 dogs.

[Anonymous No.50063620]

>>50063405
a short, obese jew would stand no chance in a confrontation against my pureblood, non-vaxxed aryan genetics
>>50063519
ive been here 18 years
i have spent more than half of my life here
16 and the best you have to give us is cocks?

[Anonymous No.50063655]

>wife

Nice try buddy. We all know you’re a single 40+ gay man suffering from the moonkey pox. I do believe you are watching friends though, that’s exactly what a gay man would do.

[Anonymous No.50063657]

from the look of these futes, im gonna have to give up my glutes

[Anonymous No.50063658]

>>50063620
Im lazy and just snag these from the handsom men general. If u want shit and piss, go look at shit and piss. I find cocks and assholes funny

[Anonymous No.50063678]

Uhh oh.

Futures are melting… down

[Anonymous No.50063679]

>>50063655
LoL

[Anonymous No.50063685]

i came here for stock tips not gay asshole pics wtf

[Anonymous No.50063698]

>>50063685
Heres a tip

[Anonymous No.50063722]

> I find cocks and assholes funny

That’s a weird way to say you’re gay

[Anonymous No.50063732]

https://youtu.be/f5heHsQPK2o
Oopsie Poopsie

[Anonymous No.50063761]

>>50063655
everyone knows miko is his wife ya fruit

[Anonymous No.50063775]

Why haven’t the jannies blocked the uploading of the images that penis faggot uses? He just cycles through the same ones.

[Anonymous No.50063803]

>>50063761
I don’t treat anybody here like they are real or commit their “traits” to memory. I suggest you do the same.

[Anonymous No.50063839]

>>50063803
>>50063775
cause janny-chan would rather ban me, a high quality poster cause i posted a big ass, than penis man over here. its simply common decency

[Anonymous No.50063864]

>>50063839
Shut up

[Anonymous No.50063869]

dont look at futes bros

[Anonymous No.50063892]

>>50063775
Because he changes the hash in each picture. We aren't dealing with normal human

[Anonymous No.50063898]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50063956]

Here comes the PPT

[Anonymous No.50063962]

>>50063590
https://finviz.com/futures.ashx

this ones the one we all look at

[Anonymous No.50063974]

[Anonymous No.50063978]

Unironically perma dump until midterms desu

[Anonymous No.50063995]

Big holes from big DONGS

[Anonymous No.50064014]

the fuck bros

[Anonymous No.50064020]

SIGA CMRX BROS

[Anonymous No.50064026]

>>50062417
8/you have to go back

[Anonymous No.50064036]

>>50064014
we made many smgs so weiner poster couldnt bombard all of them

[Anonymous No.50064037]

[Anonymous No.50064051]

>>50064036
huh

I imagine the cockspammer sounds something like this every time he posts an image:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zb_MGIsxeg

[Anonymous No.50064075]

>>50064051
My wife made a homemade pecan pie bro. Its fucking amazing with blue bunny vanilla ice cream

[Anonymous No.50064103]

>>50064075
Does your "wife" know you have copious amounts of gay porn on your PC?

[Anonymous No.50064142]

>>50064103
Yea she knows I post dicks 8 hours a day at work

[Anonymous No.50064199]

Like I told rocker, I get paid to post here, unlike the cock cleaning europoor janny