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My ex has an open house this weekend. I want to fuck with it so badly.

Last time I posted, an anon recommended me go on fetlife and craigslist and set up a fake BBC gangbang at the time of the open house at her address. Fucking hilarious, but I would be destroyed legally if ever found out. Im sure that criminal charges would ensue.

What are good ways to sabotage the sale of this house completely anonymously without much legal reprecussion if discovered.

>> No.50072382

You are pathethic, move on with your life

>> No.50072435

>>50072382
>Reddit tourist outs himself
Well hello there Mr. Norman McCringeworth

>> No.50072449
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>>50072358
What a loser move on with your life

>> No.50072477

>>50072449
oh look, another one
we should start charging tourist tax or something

>> No.50072482

>>50072435

Nice samefagging

>> No.50072536

>>50072477
>>50072477


>>50072477
Business & Finance.


You are so embarassing, look at yourself. Go cry about your ugly bitch ex somewhere else

>> No.50072572

>>50072358
Move on with your life. The less attention you give this bitch the better. Women get off on the fact that you still give a shit. Forget she exists, its the best move for yourself and for getting your revenge.

>> No.50072585

>>50072477
>>50072435
Stop samefagging dude we all know it's you

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>>50072358
The poster of this message is currently under investigation by the FBI for conspiracy to commit property damage and financial damage to an outside party. Please refrain from further contact with this individual. Thank you.

>> No.50072651

>>50072572
Accurate
Sour grapes is never a good look

>> No.50072668

>>50072358
Just say you want to see it but shit all over the floor and piss. It's literally not illegal to shit and piss if you have to go.

>> No.50072757

Are there still covid restrictions in place like can only have 1 or 2 parties at a time for the open house? If so, get a bunch of friends to call to make a appointments and ghost. If it's via text message it's even easier. Just use a bunch of fake texting apps.

>> No.50072785

>>50072358
Spreading nasty smelling shit everywhere will make buyers have a lower impression of the place. Some of it is clear fuid as well iirc.

>> No.50072789

maybe your ex dumped you because you're a literal child

>> No.50072869

>>50072651
Ever since I ignored my ex she hasn't been able to stop thinking about me and text/call. It's truly the best to move on and have them seethe. But the best part about moving on is that you don't even find their seething funny, rather you find it kind of sad and you wonder what you saw in the person in the first place.

>> No.50072885

>>50072358
pull a breaking bad and claim it was a meth lab lmfao

>> No.50073181

>>50072885
Dress up as a hooker and stand on the streetcorner.

>> No.50073225

Murder/suicide.

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OP do you have nudes? inb4 post here, when i get this feeling about 'her' i just jack it to some nudes still lying around. its about all you can do man, desu
>t.coomer