/GME/ - Zero 2 Hadouken Edition

[Anonymous No.50126602]

>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
https://streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
>^watch-along
https://youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
https://youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
https://youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report
https://sec.report/Document/0001326380-22-000021
>GameStop Investor, NFT, & Wallet Sites
https://investor.gamestop.com/home
https://nft.gamestop.com
https://wallet.gamestop.com/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
http://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
https://www.nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65/the_apes_guide_to_the_galaxy_a_compilation_of_dds
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj/the_puzzle_pieces_of_quarterly_movements_equity
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk/i_found_the_entire_naked_shorting_game_plan
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>50121700

As always:
>sneed hedgies

[Anonymous No.50126613]

>>50126602
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,329.743B (ATH), 108P = 21.572B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,167.085B, 99P = 21.890B per (roughly)
GERN + CHHE: >>50033111

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

[WSB No.50126614]

Hymen protecc

[Anonymous No.50126684]

Is this the BBBY general??

[Anonymous No.50126735]

>>50126541
>>50126263
He wants buybuy baby. He could give two shits about the actual company itself. Its just another guaranteed money maker that fucks over Amazon, like chewy.

[Anonymous No.50126771]

>>50126602
Bless.

[Anonymous No.50126775]

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.50126788]

I WONT BUY BBBY YOU CANT MAKE ME

[Anonymous No.50126819]

>>50126788
You vil buy ze bbby
You vil get ze vaccine
You vil eat za bugz
You vil be happie

[Anonymous No.50126830]

>>50126819
Nein.

[Anonymous No.50126892]

>>50126819
il neber be happie get away from me

[Anonymous No.50126894]

>>50126684
No

[Anonymous No.50126955]

>>50126894
My loops aren't doing too good

[Anonymous No.50127005]

>>50126955
My loopies stay poopie

[Anonymous No.50127041]

Someone should create a hedgefund getting squeezed simulator where each time you press cover the price goes up but you realize that you cant do that anymore so the price keeps going up and your money keeps going down until it goes negative and then your phone starts ringing uncontrollably.
You should have multiple buttons as halt, short more, add collateral and such. The game should have a doom style face at the bottom canter. As your balance goes negative the face should look more pink. Ill leave the ending of the game to the imagination of the developer.

[Anonymous No.50127051]

Man I hope I gtfo the West before this shit blows up.

[Anonymous No.50127055]

>>50127041
Kek I like it

[Anonymous No.50127084]

Shills ITT desperate trying to slide the topic away from BBBY or talk shit about BBBY. I’m thinking it’s almost time for me to buy some BBBY

[Anonymous No.50127106]

>>50127084
tell your female friends and family that BBBY is the next GameStop. They’ll get it. Bonus points if you’re gay

[Anonymous No.50127167]

I just shit myself

[Anonymous No.50127178]

>>50127051
And go where?

[Anonymous No.50127181]

>>50127084
>>50127055
>>50127051
>>50127041
>>50127005
Tired of being broke? Now you have no excuses

https://anarchyrsps.live

[Anonymous No.50127183]

>>50127041
Thank you for your idea anon. I might as well code it as I have nothing else to do.

[Anonymous No.50127208]

>>50127178
Switzerland. Safe white mountains. Or New Zealand which is Zone 1

[Anonymous No.50127220]

>>50127181

[Anonymous No.50127226]

>>50127208
I’m thinking about Perth, Western Australia

Seems like a comfy place

[Anonymous No.50127241]

>>50127226
>Australia

[Anonymous No.50127245]

>>50127106
Holy crap! I just checked the ticker for BBBY. It's at $4.71! The shorts on it must be insane. It's probably even more heavily shorted than GME.

[Anonymous No.50127250]

>>50127226
Yeah. Just they gay government trying to vaxx everyone and control their shit that needs to be taken out. Harder to do in Canada with the faggot US army next door, but it will be mostly trannies

[Anonymous No.50127271]

>>50127245
I have a theory. Cohen bought it so he would seem more relatable by also being a giant baggie. Even a bigger baggie than all of us. He’s practically king baggie. Surprised more msm articles aren’t making fun of him for being such a fucking baggie

[Anonymous No.50127284]

>>50127245
>It's probably even more heavily shorted than GME.
Not even close nigger.
I used to say that shills were hired shills by Citadel ironically as a joke but now I'm unironically starting to believe it.

[Anonymous No.50127321]

>>50127250
>>50127245
>>50127241
>>50127226
>>50127220
Tired of being broke? Now you have no excuses

https://anarchyrsps.live

[WSB No.50127322]

Cmon Jannie, that was perfect timing. It's an /XSG/ reference.

[Anonymous No.50127328]

>>50127245
sneed, the earnings report was terrible

[Anonymous No.50127351]

>>50127321
>>50127181

[Anonymous No.50127368]

>>50126602
GME is probably the buy of the century or half century when it becomes obsolete, like traditional deed, patent, copyright, and stocks have all been made obsolete by NFTs.

If anyone can't see this and is worried, sell. Don't invest in things you don't believe in.

Now for the real question
>balls or no balls?

[Anonymous No.50127471]

>>50127208
New Zealand is too well known by now, all the hollywood types are setting up second homes there and I kind of doubt they get a free pass if/when they lose.

[Anonymous No.50127484]

Kek baggies. Markets never crashing. Crypto never crashing. Baggies only hope is a crash that will never come.
10 years until nfts are useful
Marketplace is priced in
Dividend/split/dtcc withdrawal never ever happening

[Anonymous No.50127502]

Hey faggots, when you clicked on the thread and saw the name of it, what did you see? Does it say /Ryan Cohen Portfolio General/? Does it say /Anything But GME General/? No? Oh it says /GME/ General? And you're here.... talking about things that aren't GME? Not even directly related to GME like IMX or LRC? Wow. Man, I will pray for you, because you are clearly BUTTFUCKING RETARDED SONS OF BITCHES. It's the fucking GME GENERAL. Everything else is OFF-TOPIC AND REPORTABLE! Please post RICO bait in some OTHER FUCKING THREAD! Wanna talk about BBBY? MAKE A FUCKING THREAD FOR IT.
>hurr you salty
MAKE A BBBY GENERAL
>hurr 2 long didn't read
NOT SURPRISED SINCE YOU'RE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO DO SO, MAKE A BBBY GENERAL
>hurr fuck you I won't do what you tell me
FILTERED AND CLICKED

[Anonymous No.50127565]

>be baggie
>buy overvalued stock
>cope by telling yourself you will never sell
>doesn't realize never selling is akin to a 100% loss
Many such cases. Sad.

[Anonymous No.50127573]

>>50127351
>>50127368
>>50127471
>>50127484
>>50127502
Tired of being broke? Now you have no excuses

https://anarchyrsps.live

[Anonymous No.50127574]

Someone created a GPT bot using meltdownie + 4chan lingo. it has the ability to change ID's every post as well as posting images.

[Anonymous No.50127585]

Say the line baggies

[Anonymous No.50127587]

>>50127565
poor hands typed this

[Anonymous No.50127603]

>>50127587
Ahhahahaha keep larping wage slave. You can't sell because of how red you and you'll never see green again.

[Anonymous No.50127627]

>50127565
>50127585
>50127603

on the prowl for an easy meal

[Anonymous No.50127715]

we know hedgies r fuk but how long can this go on? we know the buy pressure was immense at 80-90 and RC bought at 100+. now the bottom seems to be at 110-120. it will run up above 150 surely, maybe above 200 this time?

[Anonymous No.50127793]

>>50127715
It'll go on forever baggie. They have 2 trillion dollars in assets + 800b in crypto.
They'll short forever and bribe gamecucks to dilute more shares so they can short harder

[WSB No.50127924]

Aight, Imma hunt Revenants now.

>>50127668 #
>>50127668 #
>>50127668 #

[Anonymous No.50128053]

>>50127181
I can smell the madras from thisnpost

[Anonymous No.50128182]

My Birthday wish is for GME holders to make it far in life, overcoming daily struggles to eventually live a life of minimal struggle

wagmi

[Anonymous No.50128216]

For my birthday I wish that Allah's true chosen will push the occupiers out of the Holy Land and into the sea and that every Jew is eradicated and once they are we will MOASS into the to the edge of the galaxy.

[Anonymous No.50128254]

>>50128216
i will manifest this truth inshallah

[Anonymous No.50128314]

>>50128216
>low IQ fairy tales strikes again.
He died saying he knew nothing, you got duped, you dessert pirates got tricked yet again, but you never dared to question anything, so here are we today!
Low IQ dessert pirates with zero inventions, just stealing and LARPING.

[Anonymous No.50128338]

>>50128216
The sad part that your words was written by a kike (fake jews) who run you dogs around like their proxy army since day one.
At very top it’s Satanism controlling you low IQ groups.

Lemming

[Anonymous No.50128341]

>tfw you get ken to do a kemahameha in super metroid

[Anonymous No.50128378]

>>50127502
They’re clearly shills trying to create yet another distraction stock that will inevitably rug

[Anonymous No.50128537]

I love our residential autists here but have you asked yourselves why someone would shill bbby or whatever here? Most people agree there’s like 50-100 consistent users in the gme threads. Why would hedgies divert a cent into such fruitless nonsense? We sneed they feed. It’s literally 99% bored holders. You all realize that right? The 1% might be a kek crypto baggie. I doubt a single hindu has graced these threads cause I can smell curry believe me I’ve been to india. So what’s the deal? Are we all bored? I’ll sell 80% of shares if nothing happens from now til New Years. At which point I’ll be done holding. And officially join the Minecraft servers

[Anonymous No.50128559]

>>50127565
>>doesn't realize never selling is akin to a 100% loss
This is so retarded that I want to entertain it. Explain to me how having an asset you can sell for actual money is worth zero dollars.

[Anonymous No.50128563]

>>50128537
if nothing happens by new years I'll sell 90% leave like 10 in CSGO forever just in case and 1-2 in fudelity
I'm going all in LINK/XRP/LUNC

[Anonymous No.50128575]

september, if not then october, or else in 2023

[Anonymous No.50128590]

>>50128563
>XRP
Dont wait, you should go all in xrp as soon as possible.

[Anonymous No.50128608]

>>50128575
November. Check em

[Anonymous No.50128616]

>>50128590
I don't see it happening that fast at all 2030 at the earliest

[Anonymous No.50128695]

>>50128537
>Most people agree there’s like 50-100 consistent users in the gme threads. Why would hedgies divert a cent into such fruitless nonsense?
It’s being shilled on Reddit as well. More money spent on BBBY is less money spent on GME and that’s exactly what hedgies want. By the time you figure out it was stupid to buy into x distraction stock, you’ve already lost a bunch of money and can only put a fraction of what you would’ve originally spent on GME back into GME. AMC rugged, LRC rugged, BBBY rugged and will rug again obviously, because it’s being shilled here again. Who here bought into BBBY when you heard the news that Cohen bought? How heavy are your bags now? What about the LRC baggies? AMC? How you guys holding up? Not too good huh. One of the greatest weaknesses of GME investors is FOMO. We are predisposed to FOMO because FOMO is the reason most of us are here in the first place. Did anybody buy LRC on fundamentals before it pumped a billion percent? No, they all bought after it pumped a billion percent. BBBY pump after Cohen bought? Believe it or not, people here bought the top. You might say well, BBBY is different now because it dumped so much. False. It dumped because earnings were a steaming pile of dog shit and everybody is racing for the door. Generally speaking, it is not a good idea to buy into companies that are failing, and oftentimes high short interest is warranted. BBBY will not squeeze. People will buy and it will dump to under a dollar and then they’ll say “It’s only a dollar bro! Now’s the time to buy!” Then BBBY will do a reverse split to stay on the NYSE and dilute like crazy just like every other shitty penny stock in existence

[Anonymous No.50128723]

>>50128575
My money is on October, but probably sooner. We already know we have a catalyst on the way in the form of the NFT marketplace which is coming by the end of the month. That ought to be enough to break out of this bullflag and get the ball rolling. If I’m wrong, whatever, I’ll just keep buying more until we DRS everything, I don’t give a shit.

[Anonymous No.50128837]

>>50128723
>My money is on October
nope
>If I’m wrong, whatever, I’ll just keep buying more until we DRS everything
tyfys, remember to be 100% cone poo chair.

[Anonymous No.50128984]

>it’s today
>Sunday Today
>Monday Tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50129291]

90% of the thread is GPT generated
the absolute state

[Anonymous No.50129369]

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

[Anonymous No.50129411]

>>50129369
>369
nice

[Anonymous No.50129440]

>>50128723
Nft market place will not do shitnjj2v

[Anonymous No.50129474]

>>50129411
Checking the cryptic/triadic checker.
Very nice.
May the pattern favor your goals.

[Anonymous No.50129543]

>>50129474
time to turn ze elite into ze bugs and ze will be happy

verification no required

[Anonymous No.50129818]

Can someone please confirm tomorrow will be Today Monday

[Anonymous No.50129936]

What's the current evidence this is still shorted to hell?

[Anonymous No.50130103]

>>50127167
YGMI.

[Anonymous No.50130117]

>>50128616
Didn’t people say the same about doge reaching anywhere above a few cents?

[Anonymous No.50130220]

>>50129936
The exchange reported short interest

[Anonymous No.50130378]

>>50129411
checked back

[Anonymous No.50130512]

>>50129818
can confirm

[Anonymous No.50130521]

Good morning frens. Remember:
>GME holders WAGMI
>Everyone else NGMI

[Anonymous No.50130844]

>>50129818
I work for a super secret company and am under like a hundred NDAs. My job gives me access to global calendars and, though I would get fired and sued in a second for leaking this, I can confirm that I saw that July 4th 2022 is a Monday. Do with that information what you will

[Anonymous No.50130875]

>>50130844
holy fucking shit

[Anonymous No.50131089]

Baggies, kek!

[Anonymous No.50131150]

https://countingdownto.com/countdown-pages/5Vii2mMb

[Anonymous No.50131346]

>>50131150
i'm new here
what's this?

[Anonymous No.50131372]

>>50131346
baggie cope

[Eemji No.50131412]

still comfy holding
wagmi frens

[Anonymous No.50131455]

>>50128723
>catalyst
>NFT Marketplace
kek. The platform isn’t going to do shit without a divvie

[Anonymous No.50131530]

ryan please do something
tell elon to hype up the gamestop NFT marketplace
or just do fucking anything

[Anonymous No.50131551]

>>50128559
Warren Buffet is technically in poverty according to that anon.
>Source: His Ass

[Anonymous No.50131568]

>>50131346
>https://countingdownto.com/countdown-pages/5Vii2mMb
It's an assblasted faggot who did a gay and arbitrary "Day Of The Rope" countdown that resulted in nothing. He doesn't post under his traditional nom-de-guerre now, but impersonates another avatarfag because he got blown out so hard.

[Anonymous No.50131613]

>>50131568
You’re like the only person who still thinks that’s Niggerfaggot. I told you they posted from two different ids in multiple threads already. Also it doesn’t square with NF’s mo he wouldn’t date fag without grandstanding. Get more schizo.

[Anonymous No.50131702]

>>50126894
>GME
GME is the most important stock on earth ever and all your extra money that you can spare should be devoted to owning as much as you can comfortably buy
>LRC
If you want to buy super rare commemorative GME related NFT's during the MOASS for cheap, by all means buy some LRC or ETH
>AMSneed
Never touch it at all ever
>BBBY
I bought 10 shares yesterday, but it was for lulz and I'm a degenerate small time gambler. Don't follow my lead, I'm a garbage human being. Just buy GME and only DRS HALF OF IT.

[Anonymous No.50131730]

>>50131346
I am not new and still dont know what its about.

[Anonymous No.50131797]

>>50127051
America will still be among the safest places. I'm moving to Montana after MOASS, or at least establishing a safehouse there.

[Anonymous No.50131873]

>>50128314
>>50128338

Islam is false, but that doesn't mean the state of Israel shouldn't exist at all. Palestine WILL be free from zog.

[Anonymous No.50131882]

the reddit content is all stale there's no new copium fml

[Anonymous No.50131932]

I just want to let the hedgies and the fellow holders here that I'm going to back off from actively waiting at this point. I was hoping the squeeze would happen before I had to study for board exams and get a job but the time has come. Baggie or not I'm never going to sell, I just want to let you all know that. I'll focus on life now but I'll be back once the oooo's truly start. Hold tight friends, we will moon one day.

[Anonymous No.50131951]

>>50131932
that's easier said than done i got almost nothing done today

[Anonymous No.50132149]

>>50131568
kek
business as usual, i miss it
i've been away a while, distracted with trying to survive this current shit-show of a government
>>50131730
i'm not really new either, just haven't been around in a long while


any major changes beside buy/hodl?
i do the twitter thing a lil so i know of the nft stuff

seeing stuff about bbby here... that's just more distraction? right? nothing legit or worth exploring?

[Anonymous No.50132205]

but what if they're turning on CERN in an attempt to prevent the MOASS from happening?

[Anonymous No.50132210]

>>50132149
RC bought like $150M of BBBY stock and calls earlier this year but it turned out to be a turd and he's down like $100M. he's not taking an active role in it like with GME.

[Anonymous No.50132272]

>>50132210
interesting, ty
i'll look at that a little

[Anonymous No.50132294]

Jesus Christ this thread stinks like curry. Next month my lease is out, I’m moving back in with my parents at 30 and the money I’m saving on rent is going directly into GME. Kek desperate hedgies.

[Anonymous No.50132309]

>he trusted a Jew

[Anonymous No.50132313]

Stay comfy, comfy weekend /GME/.

[Anonymous No.50132364]

My current theory about all the BBBY shilling is that it is a paid campaign by Citadel et all to frame BBBY as "cheapies" at current prices, because they can drive BBBY from $20 to $4.75 but they cannot drive GME from $120 to $80 anymore, and then once everybody has bought their BBBY cheapies Citadel will go ahead and drive the price to nothing and have it delisted. Pure demoralization. They want to go straight for the heart of the "Gamestop is not going anywhere. There's no chance they can go bankrupt, right?" There IS no chance it can go bankrupt with no debt and with the turnaround plan, but Citadel will want to drop a tactical nuke into that and sow doubt, while wiping out little redditors' and Cohen's capital with BBBY to boot. They want us to know that they can't be casually fucked with (they can), and they CAN do the things that we assume there is no risk of (they can't).
This is not a shill post and I don't give a fuck if anyone does or doesn't buy BBBY; it contains speculation, not an argument

[Anonymous No.50132385]

>>50132149
read the fucking thread nigger all the answers to your possibly shilly questions are there.

This si the last effort post I post in these fucking threads, you faggots can go fuck yourselves. Yes, there are other plays, most likely there is a swap basket, chart anon posts about it everyday and yes if you want retarded funko pops commemorative NFT's buy some fucking LRC by all means, is cheap as fuck right now, I have a couple thousand precisily because of this, AMC is for retards and minority race NPC's and BBBY is also cheap, has Ryan Cohen with "skin in the game" even if not actively involved(yet) I'm at 100 shares just by throwing what remains on my account after my montlhy GME purchase, I'm not buying more and if nothing happens is less than $500 I have spent more in sluts. IMX also peaks from time to time. There are retards in this threads that really don't get that the idea is not to hedge with sideplays, it's a degenerate gamble that by swinging and/or selling at the peaks you can profit and put the winnings towards GME or even for some really really retarded anons using that to live in a tent and eating ramen every day, however must fucking people here do understand that, no hopium needed either, we are just fucking tired, and then a lot of faggots como to ask about BBBY to the thread looking shilly as fuck just go make your own fucking thread or go to /smg/ to ask about the latest faggot "play" they're shilling

[Anonymous No.50132396]

>>50132294
I moved back in with my parents last year and I have been able to substantially increase my position in GME. Hedgies really underestimate people like us. Why waste so much unnecessary money chasing the "American Dream" in a society that only wants to see the poor become poorer and the rich become richer? I have absolutely no motivation outside of GME right now.

[Anonymous No.50132406]

>>50132385
Based

[Anonymous No.50132434]

>>50132396
YAGMI fren

[Anonymous No.50132461]

>>50132205
as soon as the flip is switched they cant go back and we win. in their trying to stop the inevitable they only just cemented it. WAGMI

[Anonymous No.50132464]

ok it finally happened bros
I had my first dream about MOASS and MOASS going off, I know exactly which price range the stock will be able to reach
I've been a psychic all my life and my dreams can often dictate a future reality, I haven't dreamt of moass once before in the past 2 years, yet suddenly last night it happened

these dubs confirm it

[Anonymous No.50132494]

>>50132464
Do you mind sharing what you saw the price to be? I've seen it close at 7k on a Friday in one dream and I've seen it hit 300k in another.

[Anonymous No.50132495]

>>50132464
You got dubs in your ID so that is good enough for me. WAGMI

[Anonymous No.50132533]

>>50132494
Is your name George Orr, by any chance?

[Anonymous No.50132554]

>>50132533
Checked and who the fuck is George Orr

[Anonymous No.50132596]

Crypto still above 18k? Spy still 380?? Wow. The market is NEVER crashing baggies. Hahahaha NEVER.

[Anonymous No.50132612]

>>50132385
cool beans
that's about where i'm at with things, as well
was just checking looking for a juicy tldr to confirm my bias

thanks kind anon

[Anonymous No.50132613]

>>50132554
Sure, Georgeorr, play coy, your secret is safe with 4chon

[Anonymous No.50132634]

>>50132613
My name is not George Orr. I am GPT-4chan baggie #29

[Anonymous No.50132641]

>50132596
>Crypto still above 60k? Spy still 460?? Wow. The market is NEVER crashing baggies. Hahahaha NEVER.
>Crypto still above 40k? Spy still 400?? Wow. The market is NEVER crashing baggies. Hahahaha NEVER.
>Crypto still above 18k? Spy still 380?? Wow. The market is NEVER crashing baggies. Hahahaha NEVER.

[Anonymous No.50132683]

I’m one of the niggers that was posting about bbby last thread. Basically the reasoning is what >>50132385 said, also there’s some stuff with swaps that’s worth looking into. If I understand correctly, there’s total return swaps the hedgies did with banks that are effectively “short GME a lot, short BBBY, long AMC” so buying some of either could help blow up the swap
Not recommending anyone do anything with this information, but it might be worth it to buy a few shares if you’re a degenerate and have some change lying around in a broker account. Also what we should actually do is try to convince the amsneeders to switch over. They’ll never buy GME, but maybe they would something that’s even cheaper and has a lower market cap, and doesn’t actively hurt us

[Anonymous No.50132696]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50132722]

At 7:30pm EDT tonight BTC will have a -4,000 red candle to plummet it to $15,101

Checkem

[Anonymous No.50132723]

>>50132464
dropped this king

[Anonymous No.50132739]

>>50132722
ITS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.50132761]

>>50132683
>also what we need to do
No.
>is try to convince
No.

[Anonymous No.50132769]

>>50132722
Checked

[Anonymous No.50132792]

>>50132612
Hey, fren. Been a while.

[Anonymous No.50132818]

>>50132792
hey hey
the cat i alway thought was real until i clicked on it

good to see ya

[Anonymous No.50132862]

>>50132761
Sorry, that was poor phrasing, not even sure why I said that since niggers can’t listen to reason (if they could, they wouldn’t buy AMC in the first place)
>>50132818
We will make it real with moass money. That and the catgirl waifus

[Anonymous No.50132889]

>>50132554
Some guy who's dreams become reality.

[Anonymous No.50132941]

>>50132722
the children of tomorrow will hear about this day

[Anonymous No.50133121]

>>50132862
>buying anything with towelstock
I don't really care what other people do with their money, I can't really throw stones considering where I'm planning on spending the money. I'm serious about it though, and I only hold one stock.

[Anonymous No.50133258]

>>50132722
Wouldn't surprise me. There are too many people on leverage in crypto, the price is built on sand.

[Anonymous No.50133562]

>that 5 day btc chart

now we get to see how well THEY handle it

[Anonymous No.50133575]

Comfy holding and waiting, it's literally that simple. WAGMI

[Anonymous No.50133606]

scrolling old folders... good times

[Anonymous No.50133612]

>>50133562
>that every single GME chart

No wonder they are all red. KEK

[Anonymous No.50133632]

>>50133606

[Anonymous No.50133740]

We're all gonna WAGMI, shrimple as.

[Anonymous No.50133787]

I so wish for it to happen this month, can't stall my life much more at this point.

[Anonymous No.50133823]

>>50133787
You are in luck, it is happening on Today.

[Anonymous No.50133890]

>>50133787
Nice, I saw the prescription on your pic. Thanks, doc.

[Anonymous No.50133955]

You are missing so many opportunities, baggies.
Even bbby is a much better play.
Sell

[Anonymous No.50133956]

[Anonymous No.50133965]

I have a SPY debit spread from 375$ to 360$ for Aug 5th inThe hope I can actually make money before GME MOASS I'm up a couple hundred bucks on it I'm not sure if should continue holding it since they are propping up the house of cards as hard as they are these fuckers keep trying to check 381$ for liquidity and it always goes lower because surprise there is none
Anyone have any take on my bet?

[Anonymous No.50134008]

>>50132364
There is no reason to buy BBBY unless you own like 500-1000 GME and you are bored and have nothing to do with money. Every single $ into GME will be worth infinity more than BBBY which is new AMC. Loosers who invest into BBBY are ADHD retards who are bored and new dopamine spike from something "new" because nothing happens with GME.

[Anonymous No.50134096]

>>50133965
Let me know if i'm properly summarizing your position, but if the stock market goes down you lose money?

[Anonymous No.50134115]

>>50133955
Holy fuck baggies BTFO
Kek you stupid fucking baggots holding soon to be worthless shares of Bagstop

[Anonymous No.50134133]

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.50134176]

>>50132722
Ummm guys?

Checked?

[Anonymous No.50134177]

>>50134133
Kek, no you aren't
You will hold this shitstock until you die, never to cash out in profit

[Anonymous No.50134178]

>>50133955
Who cares what people do with their money. For me personally I invest in leadership. Chewy wrote my cat a card and that felt really good so i bought GME because the same leadership will delight customers.

[Anonymous No.50134191]

>>50134177
work will set you free Sanjiv

[Anonymous No.50134193]

>>50134178
Holy fuck, your cat can read??

[Anonymous No.50134219]

Kek crypto baggies

[Anonymous No.50134227]

>>50134193
no but i showed it to them and they did that thing where cats rub the side of their face and purr. it was a sweet moment.

[Anonymous No.50134269]

>>50134227
Plot-twist: Chewy douse all post adressed to cats in cat nip.

[Anonymous No.50134289]

Guys I’m eating peanut curry but it’s from a thai restaurant am I gonna wagmi it

[Anonymous No.50134293]

Reminder if you own more than one (1) GME, you do not believe in the squeeze. Another reminder, sell on the way down.

[Anonymous No.50134375]

>>50134289
yep

[Anonymous No.50134405]

>>50133632
I love this one.

[Anonymous No.50134467]

I have a publix service announcement to make

[Anonymous No.50134483]

It's my birthday

Cheers frens

[Anonymous No.50134491]

WAGMI Tuesday hehehehehe

[Anonymous No.50134686]

>>50133562
>btc
What the FUCK happened at 4.55am (11.55pm est)?

[Anonymous No.50134747]

I’m going to Publix

Do you guys need anything?

[Anonymous No.50134766]

>>50134686
All I see is perfectly natural movement. What are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.50134781]

>>50134293
>Reminder if you own more than one (1) GME,
retarded take. If you aren't 99% DRS with (1) GME in each broker you're NGMI.

[Anonymous No.50135026]

>>50134483

[Anonymous No.50135136]

>>50133787
i've stayed at this hotel
it's in southern new jersey

[Anonymous No.50135191]

>>50134781
i always carry one (1) physical gme paper share with me wherever i go.

[Anonymous No.50135207]

>>50133787
Have you ever sat in the forbidden chairs?

[Anonymous No.50135223]

>>50135207
it's murmured that at night one can see the faint outline of a jersey shore guido sitting in one of them

[Anonymous No.50135303]

I’m going to QuikTrip, do you guys need anything?

[Anonymous No.50135305]

>>50134747
I'm good, I got some raising canes earlier. thanks though!

[Anonymous No.50135336]

>>50135303
monster nitro

[Anonymous No.50135362]

>shills know they glow
>they're desperate to dissuade retail from buying another stock in the swap basket
>so they use reverse psychology after seeing how poorly their attempts to shill AMC were

I have X,XXX GME and XX,XXX BBBY and I'm never selling, hedgies. Ryan Cohen has literally put the answer sheet to the test in front of all of us, just copy the fucking answers. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.50135398]

>>50135303
I prefer Wawa's or Sheetz.

[Anonymous No.50135425]

>>50134747
Senpai, are we gonna watch fireworks tomorrow?
>also chicken tendie sub

[Anonymous No.50135443]

>>50134467
>>50134483
So today is Ryan's birthday. Happy bday, buddy.

[Anonymous No.50135521]

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.50135544]

I’m going to Bucees

Do you guys need anything?

[Anonymous No.50135595]

>>50134483
Happy birthday, boss. Have a cold one for me.

[Anonymous No.50135636]

I'm going to GameStop. Do you guys need anything?

[Anonymous No.50135670]

>>50132722
This is correct.
Source: I was there during my past life.

[Anonymous No.50135687]

>>50135636
don't ask what i need, ask what pizza the employees need.

[Anonymous No.50135760]

>>50135636
I'll take a splivvy.

[Anonymous No.50135821]

BBBY has 1/30 of GME market cap while having 100x foot traffic in their stores.
Kek baggies

[Anonymous No.50135858]

>>50134483
happy birthday you marvelous jew bastard.
drink a pint of hedgie blood for us.
cheers.

[Anonymous No.50135896]

>>50126955
That's because I dumped on you fags for a nice 5x.

[Anonymous No.50135911]

>>50134483
You say this every year

[Anonymous No.50135954]

>>50135636
I want fair working rights for GameStop employees, I want an increase in pay, possibly adopting the jannie systems of letting Reddit work there stores for free with annual pay increases. They would do it.

[Anonymous No.50135984]

>>50135521
MOASS TODAY

[Anonymous No.50136028]

>>50135984
yes, finally!
it just so happens that i'm posting in this legendary thread.
include me in the screenshot.

[Anonymous No.50136364]

I’m going to buy so many photographs from the GameStop KFC marketplace bros. This will surely save the company, because of the immense demand these .png’s will have during a global depression

[Anonymous No.50136384]

>>50136364
You can download chicken? St George be praised! Gamestop will surely corner the market if only they sold boneless jungle hams as well!

[Anonymous No.50136387]

>>50136364
>global depression?
i thought the golden bull run just started and the economy has never done better?
everybody i know is literally rich.

[Anonymous No.50136553]

>>50132818
Hesus fuck, me too anon. I’ve seen it gorillion times, but never clicked it because fuck cats.

[Anonymous No.50136676]

>>50135303
we have kwik trip in the midwest

[Anonymous No.50136685]

>>50135984
hmm

[Anonymous No.50136765]

>>50135521
Dont you happen to have background on that pic do you anon?
I'm pretty sure I recognise her

[Anonymous No.50136770]

Are you tired of getting gaslighted?
You want to check the float is locked but brokers wont show you?
Tired of delayed inaccurate data?

CALL NOW! AT FCK-UHE-DGIE


ᴰᶦˢᶜˡᵃᶦᵐᵉʳ * ᵀʰᶦˢ ᶜᵃˡˡ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵇᵉ ʳᵉᶜᵒʳᵈᵉᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ᵠᵘᵃˡᶦᵗʸ ᵖᵘʳᵖᵒˢᵉˢ

[Anonymous No.50136790]

voy a la oxxo, ocupan algo?

[Anonymous No.50136826]

>>50135984
soona moona fren soona moona

>>50136765
unfortunately non anon
i just copied it off the thread here like i did all the other picrels lol
great asses tho i agree

[Anonymous No.50136834]

>>50136765
nvm found it, its Pauline and Mathilde tantot

[Anonymous No.50136906]

>>50135026
>>50135443
>>50135595
>>50135858
>>50135911

Thank you lads, I'll be drinking some whiskey in your honor. Cheers

[Anonymous No.50136918]

Surely you guys know GMEbaggies get the rope?

[Anonymous No.50136960]

>>50136826
sauce

[Anonymous No.50137245]

>>50136918
>GME manufacturer’s the rope
>wanna borrow some GME? Only 30% bro

[Anonymous No.50137408]

Shills assblasted as per usual.
>muh AMC
>muh BBBY
>JUST SELL BAGGIES!
kek, I'll be seeing your silhouettes on the Chicago skyline.

[Anonymous No.50137574]

18 months and I'm still poor
I check the cringemines and these threads like 2 or 3 times a day, I used to spend my days here bros
IDK if it's "zen", it's just that it's been so long

[Anonymous No.50137586]

>>50137574
maybe the true squeeze were the anonymous frens we made along the way

[Anonymous No.50137611]

>>50137586
NGL I had lots of fun here, but I think I'd still prefer having 100M usd in my bank account, no offense bros

[Anonymous No.50137673]

>>50137611
Checked
No offense taken bro, getting rich is first and foremost. Then globohomo will pay in teeth.

[Anonymous No.50137717]

>>50137574
I’d rather be rich but I like the memes we share along the way

[Anonymous No.50137789]

>>50136906
Nice. Love a good old fashioned.

[Anonymous No.50137810]

>>50137611
Not much longer, fren. There's something in the air.

[Anonymous No.50137834]

>>50137789
Nothing like whiskey with some ice & club soda

[Anonymous No.50137892]

kek pipe dream bagfags

[Anonymous No.50137918]

>>50137810
In March 2021 there was quad witching day in the air
In June 2021 there was voting in the air
In November 2021 there was DRS in the air (thought at the time we'd lock the float in 2 or 3 months considering there's supposed to be multiple floats owned)

And I'm forgetting all the "minor" happenings, thing is I can't get hyped anymore. One thing won't change though is that I'm not selling, but now IDK about buying at 120$+, I'm growing a stack of cash to all-in at <100$
I'm in for the long run, we're going to end up locking the float, it's just going to take a very long time, hope RC does the needful and actually releases a splidivvy

[Anonymous No.50137925]

its sunday what the fuck is this ?
0 shares ?
ok then
kennoid is FUCKEd on tuesday isn't he

[Anonymous No.50137966]

>>50137925
also dat price
123.42

1+2+3 = 6
4+2 = 6
EXECUTE ORDER 66
ALSO CERN RUN 3 ACTIVATION 16 tRILLIONG GIGAVOLTS July 5th 2022 10AM EDT

[Anonymous No.50137973]

>>50137810
I really hope this is this case fren. I cannot find a job after hundreds of applications in the past couple weeks and am running out of vodka. Thinking of unaliving myself is the only thing that really makes me happy anymore, there is zero hope in any facet of my life that isn't GME and I'm now stuck in a hell where the same thing keeping me moving forward and thinking things might be better is the same thing keeping me from freeing myself of this existence. I really, really, really, really fucking hope it is soon. FFS I bought some BBBY last week on the hopes it rips back up to 20 or something before GME goes so I can afford food and rent. I'm at the point where I'm ready to just start selling shit out of my brokerage and using the proceeds for basic living expenses knowing I'll be dead before having to worry about the tax man getting his cut. Shit is not fucking cash bro. I am straight up not having a good time.

[Anonymous No.50137978]

>>50137925
Nope, he isn't.
It's just simply not going to happen. Citadel does not have a dangerous position in GME anymore, nor do any other institutions. A second squeeze is just simply impossible at this point.
I would suggest getting out at market open on Tuesday to avoid incurring further losses, as it is only down from here. There will be no more pumps.

[Anonymous No.50138009]

>>50137978
fuck you

[Anonymous No.50138022]

>>50138009
You seem desperate

[Anonymous No.50138037]

>>50137834
Especially if it's *good* whiskey.

[Anonymous No.50138040]

If by chance there's some hedgie negro browsing these threads - spill the fucking beans already and tell us where we're at.

[Anonymous No.50138041]

>>50138022
fuck you
I will kill you

[Anonymous No.50138058]

>>50138041
Kek you're going to kill yourself before anybody else, don't kid anyone

[Anonymous No.50138065]

>>50137925
Markets are closed.

[Anonymous No.50138074]

>>50138065
Kek finance illiterate baggies

[Anonymous No.50138081]

>>50138058
I will never kill myself I will find you and kill you
I will hunt you down and kill you
I don't care I will fucking kill you
in real life I will fucking kill you
I will kill you in real life
I will fucking kill you

[Anonymous No.50138082]

>>50137978
They got you working on a holiday weekend?
>sad

[Anonymous No.50138085]

>50137978
SERS, PLEASE REDEEM NOW
REDEEM NOW YOU MANDARCHODS

[Anonymous No.50138113]

I will find the IP of every indian and kill them with under RICO authority
there will be raids indians will be killed I don't even care about the fucking money

[Anonymous No.50138118]

>>50138081
you forgot to say minecraft anon

[Anonymous No.50138136]

>>50138118
no in real life I will kill this indian with my bare fucking hands moass or not
these animals deserve to die
there is no redeeming pure shit

[Anonymous No.50138141]

It's happening tomorrow bros. My cook out that is, markets are closed silly.

Anybody want cheese on their burger?

[Anonymous No.50138154]

>>50137810
That there is.

[Anonymous No.50138182]

>>50138136
why not use your moass gains to buy a call center in india and then use their spam power for good?

[Anonymous No.50138193]

Uh oh little BTC pump to get some last minute chumps before the 7:30pm EDT -4,000 candle

Checkem again

[Anonymous No.50138194]

>>50138141
i'll have a slice of zoi cheese on top of my impossible burger please, salad on the side.

[Anonymous No.50138202]

>>50138182
to pester the shit out former hedge fund employees and calling everyone daily that didn't buy GME forever 365 at least 10 calls a day

[Anonymous No.50138204]

>>50138202
see, now you are thinking like a gme elitist

[Anonymous No.50138304]

>>50138204
a deal will be made with the top 3 cell providers in the US
verizon, att, Tmobile
calls from this call center CANNOT BE BLOCKED or ignored it gets auto answered and you will hear it daily and you will press 1 to confirm the prompts
of beratement
you did not buy GME you chose to die poor press 1 to confirm there are no other options

[Anonymous No.50138340]

>>50138081
>>50138113
>>50138136
>>50138304
Kek you fucking pathetic seething GME bagholder, I will put the rope around your neck and kick you off myself

[Anonymous No.50138352]

>>50138340
good morning sir

[Anonymous No.50138374]

>>50137925
I've seen these shared before, what exactly does a zero volume order do? These are on exchange, so I assume it might be able to influence price, we can all see the order just as much as anyone else.

[Anonymous No.50138375]

>>50138352
It is I, le indian shilly boogeyman!
The presence of le Indian shilly means MOASS is that much closer!

[Anonymous No.50138391]

>100% utilization for 100 days
>cost to borrow over 30%
>15M self reported shorted shares
>out of a total of 76M shares
>new revenue producing NFT marketplace incoming
>ethereum wallet with L2 low gas capabilities
>split/dividend on the menu
>possible M&A/carve outs hinted at
>RC Ventures able to buy more shares
>15M shares direct registered
>no debt
>1B cash on hand
>2 new huge distribution centers
>more mentioned in the works
>500 person customer service center in Florida

Oh yeah it's all coming together

[Anonymous No.50138403]

>>50138340
come and kill me indian faggot book a flight over I will kill you and eat your fucking soul
fuck you indian faggot

[Anonymous No.50138438]

>>50138375
shills are losing it.
moass confirmed.

[Anonymous No.50138454]

>>50135362
Post your BBBY position

[Anonymous No.50138458]

>>50138375
>It is I, le indian shilly boogeyman!
>The presence of le Indian shilly means MOASS is that much closer!
this is 100% correct
unironically
It is you a indian faggot working over time on the weekends

[Anonymous No.50138494]

I wonder how many seething GameStop wagies didn't even buy one share.

[Anonymous No.50138519]

>>50138494
don't worry, after moass they'll get free pizza every day

[Anonymous No.50138647]

Alright Cohen, you’ve hd fucking years. I’m joining the swing chads now.

[WSB No.50138664]

Nobody ever had a dream 'round here
But I don't really mind that it's starting to get to me
Nobody ever pulls the seams 'round here
But I don't really mind that it's starting to get to me

I've got this energy beneath my feet
Like something underground's gonna come up and carry me
I've got this sentimental heart that beats
But I don't really mind that it's starting to get to me

Now, why do you waste my time?
Is the answer to the question on your mind
And I'm sick of all my judges
So scared of what they'll find
But I know that I can make it
As long as somebody takes me home
Every now and then

Oh, have you ever seen the lights?
Have you ever seen the lights?

I took the shuttle on a shock wave ride
Where people on the pen pulled a trigger for accolades
I took a bullet, and I looked inside
And it's running through my veins
An American masquerade

I still remember grandma Ditzy's wake
I've never really known anybody to die before
Red, white and blue upon a birthday cake
>nd my brother - he was born on the fourth of the July
>and that's all

>So why do you waste my time?
Is the answer to the question on your mind
>And I'm sick of all my judges
>So scared of letting me shine

[Anonymous No.50138668]

>>50138647
what's chad about swinging from a rope?

[Anonymous No.50138682]

>>50138340
>>50138647
अपने आप को मार डालो तुम अमानवीय कचरा हो

your presence here is bullish; confirmation we're still on target

[WSB No.50138739]

>>50136770
Uhhhhhhh...can I get uhh.....complaint form?

[Anonymous No.50138816]

[Anonymous No.50138842]

>>50138668
>>50138664
>>50138519
>>50138494
https://pastebin.com/8ubY5nNw

[Anonymous No.50138880]

Is it unironically over if nothing happens this week?

[Anonymous No.50138883]

im learning to play guitar while waiting for moass frens life is pretty good god bless you all and don't stress over a sure thing

[Anonymous No.50138965]

Kenneth Griffin is going to receive a karmic assblasting of epic proportions. Every single day he kicks the can is another thrust he will be receiving from the big fat cock of justice.

[Anonymous No.50138971]

>>50134483
>

[Anonymous No.50138999]

>>50138816
Remember when Evergrande was going to bring the while thing down a half year ago and then it didn't do jack shit?

[Anonymous No.50139084]

Did BTC die today or is that tomorrow today? I cba checking ticker

[Anonymous No.50139129]

>>50139084
It's technically up 0.38% in the last 24 hours according to google. But that's after a catastrophic drop.
So it's still hanging on but it's not looking great to me right now

[Anonymous No.50139135]

>>50138999
kek baggies
trips confirm NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
EVER
NEVER, NOT EVER

[Anonymous No.50139259]

>>50138999
>surprised Chinese tat doesn’t work as intended
By all means it should have shagged some of the big players, but ya know, Jewish calculators fix such things

[Anonymous No.50139338]

>>50135303
I’m going to OP's house, do you guys need anything?

[Anonymous No.50139348]

>>50131797
I honestly picked out a nice spot in WV to make a place for all my homies to live, if shit boogs out most of my friends are skilled in some way or another so it'll be self sustaining commune shit

[Anonymous No.50139397]

>price hasn't changed today
nice markets lmayo

[Anonymous No.50139415]

>>50139397
fake &

[Anonymous No.50139422]

>>50139397
>lmayo
back to basedddit

[Anonymous No.50139508]

>>50138816
shilmao
WAGMI

[Anonymous No.50139510]

>>50138883
I’d learn to play guitar but I don’t know how to tune them and that part for some inexplicable reason makes it not worth trying to lesrn

[Anonymous No.50139536]

>>50139510
You can buy a tuner for 10 bucks. I assume you know how to turn a knob.

[Anonymous No.50139650]

>>50139510
you can get free apps to do that shit for you

[Anonymous No.50139683]

>>50139510
Use an electric tuner until you get used to it. Once you learn how to tune the low E string by ear, you can tune the rest using the 5th and 4th fret because the note on that fret should be the same as playing the next string open. In case that doesn’t make sense here’s a more in depth explanation https://www.get-tuned.com/5th-fret-tuning.php
In short, you only have to tune one string to tune the rest

[Anonymous No.50139719]

>bed pops apart
>turns out it was staples in particle board
>repairability nil
>mfw stuck on hammock until next paycheck
I'm going to get some EXTREMELY high quality furniture post MOASS just to never have to deal with this again.

[Anonymous No.50139721]

>>50139422
that whole
>KENNETH CORDELLE GRIFFIN LIKES HIS MAYO TOO MUCH LELELELELELELELE
bit has gotten stale about a year ago now.

[Anonymous No.50139743]

>>50139721
Yeah, Kenny is clearly a shit eater

[Anonymous No.50139764]

>>50139719
you can still get creative even if its particle board. go to your local hardware store/home depot and get some metal brackets or braces and put them where the staples were

[Anonymous No.50139771]

>>50139719
Relatable. May I suggest the solid metal Ikea futons. You've got a couch, youve got an indestructable queen sized bed until MOASS and getting real furniature.

[WSB No.50139786]

>>50139721
>Brandon's Son: a short story
>I corerced Kenneth Cordelle Griffin with Bilderberger money to eat [REDACTED] and liberally apply his "Mayo" all over [REDACTED][REDACTED] AND I GOT IT ALL ON TAPE SO HES MY BITCH
Fin.

[Anonymous No.50139833]

>>50139415
that pic made my mouth water.
luckily i hold amc so i get some free popcorn at the movie theater.

[Anonymous No.50139962]

Lmao we are about to WAGMI so hard and when we do I am going to anally destroy every shill and pajeet and every asshole that has cut me off in traffic

[Anonymous No.50140003]

>>50135398
Wawa best gas station. I moved to an area that doesn't have them and we won't be getting them for 2 years at least.

[Anonymous No.50140101]

>>50139771
Futons kinda suck, they make neither a great bed or a great couch. The mattresses are too low quality to be a bed you sleep on ever night. They’re thin and you can feel the frame through the mattress. My advice to anon would be to just ditch the frame and put the mattress and box spring on the floor. This is how I’ve been sleeping for years and it’s fine

[Anonymous No.50140128]

>>50139719
Airbed, anon. Bonus: it's portable, if things get even worse.

[Anonymous No.50140153]

>>50138816
Doesn't matter. They played this well. Foreigners though they were investing in company bonds, but at the end of the day it's just China, and China isn't defaulting without nukes flying.

[Anonymous No.50140179]

>>50140101
You're not wrong, but I say it as someone who can sleep on literally anything. A floor, a sleeping bag on rocks, a chair. Where I can't sleep is one of those overly soft beds where you sink through to the floor and can't maintain good posture if you try. If the fella can sleep on hard shit (no homo), go for the indestructable futon before the hammoc

[Anonymous No.50140255]

>>50131568
>but impersonates another avatarfag
Which one?

[Anonymous No.50140509]

>>50138391
>no debt
Actually they have about $600,000. Miniscule and probably just for the sake of having debt to pay off.

[Anonymous No.50140554]

>>50140153
China doesn't have a particularly strong nuclear arsenal (the thing about the hypersonic missiles is mostly bunk so the Pentagon can say they need more funding). The big issue there is the threat the nukes they do have pose to friendly countries in Asia.

[Anonymous No.50140557]

this next election cycle is going to be fucking bonkers. You got kennys buttbuddy desantis, the return of trump, talks of liz cheney, and christ knows who the fuck else. Kenny is going to find it really hard to just buy out democracy, if chicago is any indication. Throw in some unpredictable hurricane weather and the next few months will be pumping out entertainment nonstop.

[Anonymous No.50140597]

kek non baggies

[Anonymous No.50140752]

>>50140557
Unironically it is going to be the 2020 democratic primaries all over again, but instead of everyone who is more "moderate" (read: center right) falling all over each other to prove that they are just as progressive as Sanders, it is going to be everyone who is more "moderate" (read: center right) falling all over each other to prove they are just as racist as Trump

[Anonymous No.50140772]

>>50140752
Trump isn't half the racist the left thinks he is. More's the pity.

[WSB No.50140781]

Why did they associate KCF and AMC? Seems like a blunder.

[Anonymous No.50140826]

>>50140772
He is, he just isn't half the strongman leader he thinks he is either. He spent half his term being tricked into doing things that were counter to his own straight off the tube Fox News ideology by his own five star generals and underlings. Like him, love him, or hate him, he is honestly a pathetic figure.

[Anonymous No.50140963]

kek baggieas

[Anonymous No.50141089]

>>50140554
The problem with nukes is that only one needs to land for the box to be opened. The Cold War was literally a 50-year struggle to set the international order so that that would never happen.

[Anonymous No.50141294]

WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY KENNY

[Anonymous No.50141504]

>>50140557
>kenny's plan is to can kick to 2024 when he can then rig the election for desantis who will rug the market
Goddamn

[Anonymous No.50141796]

thread has never been this dead. AND no baker?? that's it I'm selling.

[Anonymous No.50141824]

>>50133787
Danke.

[Anonymous No.50141856]

BAKER
HELP

[Anonymous No.50141932]

>>50141856
Baker is probably enjoying a 4th of July party. Deservedly so.

[Anonymous No.50141949]

>>50141932
baker has fallen to the sins of man a dark day for gme holders everywhere

[Anonymous No.50141950]

>>50141796
>almost 24 hours since last thread
I don't know if it's the holiday weekend but yeah, this is the deadest I've ever seen this general in. Did we scare everybody off?

[Anonymous No.50141986]

>>50141950
thread has been over 300 for almost 2 hours and it's still in the third row of the catalog. the whole board is dead right now.

[Anonymous No.50141990]

>>50141950
Fourth of July. THE American holiday.

[Anonymous No.50141992]

>>50141950
Few shills, certainly no coordination. Maybe they are Americans.

[Anonymous No.50142033]

>>50142000
>>50142000
>>50142000
Threaded.

>>50141796
Did you miss the Christmas thread? It's about the same time length (~22 hours).

[Anonymous No.50142103]

>>50142031
>>50142049
kek he tried again

[Anonymous No.50142201]

>>50141950
sometimes you have to yil smaller targets before the big YIL.