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>Hello, my name is Barry McCoggener, and I will be your interviewer today. Tell me about yourself.

>> No.50408986

I have a PhD in the physics of uranus

>> No.50409012

I have invested almost nothing in cryptocurrency but read about it on an almost daily basis
I think all of it is utterly retarded bigger-fool ponzi crap where "fundamentals" are smoke and mirrors for normies to buy holders' bags
I sometimes hop into GME threads to say "kek baggies" and look forward to the day they all neck themselves, if it ever happens
I don't have much money or savings but enjoy my life and work a pretty fun marketing job

>> No.50409035

>>50409012
Worth mentioning I guess that although I'm financially independent my parents are a big safety net

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50409143

>>50409012
Incredibly low IQ take. If you don't partake, just read and seethe, what is the point? Couldn't you be doing something productive that will earn you money, or do you just enjoy being a poorfag?

>> No.50409184

>>50408884
Got your based right here
*unzips*

>> No.50409252
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50409252

sell me this pen

>> No.50409386
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50409386

>>50409012
>>50409035
>

>> No.50409431

>>50409386
Accurate
>>50409143
Bet you live a fulfilling life lol

>> No.50409440

>>50408884
Hello Mr. McCoggener, my name is Nick Gurr and I'm applying for the position of Professional Sneed Consultant. I will have you know I am probably the most racist person in the entire solar system, and maybe even the galaxy.

>> No.50409465 [DELETED] 

>>50408884
I hate niggers
when can I start ?

>> No.50409824

>>50409252
This pen symbolizes the struggle of genderqueer pansexual disabled otherkin and if you don't buy it you're a transphobic racist bigot.

>> No.50409899

>>50408884
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>> No.50409935

>>50408884
>Tell me about yourself
question is too open for an autist like me to properly respond to it
>fatal error
Huhhh ......

>> No.50409946

>>50409012
>but read about it on an almost daily basis
lmfao literally rent free

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>>50408884
I am the CEO of autism and schizophrenia. I hate most women and normie men. Jews and their pet liberals which includes feminists, lgbtists, blmists, vaxxcatleists, green moldists, atheists and nihilists, and other kind of scum organization movements and influencers deserve to and will eat dust and they will love it. My life consists of finding out unpleasant truths. I had to pull out one of my teeth by breaking it and getting the pieces one by one. Hurt like hell. Pain and suffering makes me stronger. I don't listen to women and sois because they talk too much and annoy the shit out of me with their retarded babbling if I pay them attention. God likes me.

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50410163

I LOVE THE BLOCKCHAIN

>> No.50410720

>>50409440
You're hired.

>> No.50411048

>>50409824
its a question for the C of bassid, not for U