/GME/ - The Darkest DD Edition

[Anonymous No.50436000]

>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
https://streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
>^watch-along
https://youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
https://youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
https://youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report
https://sec.report/Document/0001326380-22-000021
>GameStop Investor, NFT, & Wallet Sites
https://investor.gamestop.com/home
https://nft.gamestop.com
https://wallet.gamestop.com/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
http://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
https://www.nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65/the_apes_guide_to_the_galaxy_a_compilation_of_dds
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj/the_puzzle_pieces_of_quarterly_movements_equity
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk/i_found_the_entire_naked_shorting_game_plan
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>50431601

As always:
>sneed hedgies

[Anonymous No.50436004]

>>50436000
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 2,153.750B, 95P = 22.671B per (roughly)
Monday RRP: 2,190.375B, 98P = 22.351B per (roughly)
GERN + CHHE: >>50316716

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

[Anonymous No.50436009]

[Anonymous No.50436021]

>Own GME on the day the squeeze happens
>Working, normal day
>Suddenly pure white light begins glowing inside my chest
>Every DRSd share I own emerges from the light and levitates into the air
>They begin circling around my head in midair
>Look around, other people are experiencing the same phenomena
>Beams of light erupt from the floating shares, all focusing towards the same point in the sky
>Suddenly, giant hedge fund monster that human eyes couldn't see or comprehend before materializes screaming in pain
>Hedge beast starts cracking and breaking apart from the power of our GME shares
>As it dies it screams "IT WAS JUST A BRICK AND MORTAR GAMES STORE, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
>FUDers suicide on the spot, realizing they were worshipping the satan figure of whatever religion they believe in (Evil shiva elephant or w/e the fuck indian people believe in)
>GME hodlers worshipped as gods and praised as heroes by world governments

This is what will literally and unironically happen. I am not delusional, this is real and is really what will happen

[Anonymous No.50436036]

>>50436000
>OOO digits
checked bakies

[Anonymous No.50436063]

nobody is going to put life savings into GME at all, ffs a penny stock that moons will make you more then GME has lol and a shit ton of small cap cheap stocks have while people say hold ffs stop drinking the koolaid frens, GME is not the only stock or even the best stock ffs tobacco will give you a better divie lmao yall are lost.

[Anonymous No.50436066]

>how quickly the tide turns

[Anonymous No.50436067]

Post splividend I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Semitic Religion Following Reprobates can do about it.

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.50436096]

>>50436000
wagmi tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50436098]

>they’re still here

[Anonymous No.50436099]

>>50436000
im gonna be rich af while also not selling a single share. seethe fud faggots

[Anonymous No.50436112]

>>50436036
WAGMI!

>>50436066
Checked.
>

[Anonymous No.50436125]

when will kennoid resign like fauci bros?

[Anonymous No.50436127]

>50436063
seethe sanjay

[Anonymous No.50436148]

(this post is mean for the ledgies and pajeets)
I sold now fuck off
(ok guys I didnt sell but dont tell them I didnt. I think I single handedly made the shills go elsewhere, thank me later bros WAGMI)

[Anonymous No.50436154]

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

[Anonymous No.50436174]

>mfw they drs and hold

[Anonymous No.50436180]

F BOMB DROPPED ON BETTER CALL SAUL

[Anonymous No.50436182]

>>50436154
I CANNOT CLOSE MY SHORTS

[Anonymous No.50436184]

I sold.

[Anonymous No.50436197]

So uhhhh. . . . . . . . . .. . . wen moon?

[Anonymous No.50436209]

>>50436197
Jan 2021

[Anonymous No.50436213]

>>50436184
>he zold?
>bamp eeeeet

[Anonymous No.50436214]

>>50436063
>penny stock
name 100

[Anonymous No.50436241]

>>50436214
One dollar then isn't it?

[Anonymous No.50436257]

>>50436127
I had 30,000 shares of xela last week for 9c, it hit 15c today baggie. learn to trade and not muh bag hold or spam subs to get people to buy a used video game company. nice nfts btw, I'll be sure to buy one for my playstation home mansion...

[Anonymous No.50436259]

>50436241
good morning sir

[Anonymous No.50436274]

Not only have I done this myself but several coworkers of mine have been dumping their entire paychecks into GME for the past year and a half. We own the entire float several times over and shorts are absolutely fucked.

[Anonymous No.50436301]

>>50436274
they sure are buddy, you keep that up. remember strong together!

[Anonymous No.50436303]

>>50436259
Last time I checked 100 pennies is a dollar. So logic holds 100 penny stock is also one dollar.

[Anonymous No.50436310]

>>50436274
>Not only have I done this myself but several coworkers of mine have been dumping their entire paychecks into GME for the past year and a half. We own the entire float several times over and shorts are absolutely fucked.

[Anonymous No.50436322]

back from my latest j-slurring
didn't have time to lurk the thread cause i was too busy fucking (You)r mother
how many schizos were trying to put my name on other low-tier shills
daily reminder that i brutally handmog you and that none of the heckin (((catalysts))) have led to a new ATH or even a price above fucking 200 (kek) let alone the le moass
>inb4 autistic collage about dividend
kek so i was right? the dividend didn't cause the moass
>"two more weeks"
kill yourself
>"BUT YOU SAID THE DIVIDENDERINOOOO WOULDNT HAPPEN"
yeah because it made you seethe like a gigantic fucking faggot, of course the company is gonna do it after they announced it you dumb faggot kek
reminder that you've been wrong for 536 days and ive been right for 536 days
cry for me
yes i get paid to do this
while (You) cope here for FREE
>not only for free, but you pay to hold the bag to be here
KEK
also
kek baggies

[Anonymous No.50436338]

>50436310
Oh neat! Another free NFT! Thanks man.

[Anonymous No.50436366]

payback time Kenny

[Anonymous No.50436371]

Oy vey even Niggerfaggot is back.

[Anonymous No.50436373]

>>50436322
It just doesn't hit the same after you gaped yourself so brutally.

[Anonymous No.50436376]

>>50436257
wait, are you seriously bragging about making a couple grand in a week? LMFAOOOOO i make that in a couple of seconds holding GME. fucking penny stock baggie

[Anonymous No.50436378]

how fast do you guys think the stock will rise once the split happens? will it reach the thousands on day 1, or a week, or a month?

[Anonymous No.50436380]

>>50436000
Checked. WAGMI

[Anonymous No.50436389]

>>50436274
>We own the entire float several times over

You have no idea of how bad things really are

[Anonymous No.50436398]

I tried hacking into the stock market to activate MOASS but I failed. I'll try again tomorrow. Hopefully Kenny didn't see me. Good thing I was wearing this mask.

[Anonymous No.50436405]

>>50436378
Instantly.

[Anonymous No.50436419]

>>50436378
I believe it will near-instant break 500 day-of if it doesn't before that. No brakes on this fuckin' train.

[Anonymous No.50436426]

>>50436373
>gme baggies were so hysterical over a random datefaggot date that i datefaggotted so hard they still talk about it to this day
also fuck the faggot copycat retard larping as publix anon larping as king k using my countdown site
>you'll never be chadshill

[Anonymous No.50436427]

>>50436389
Holy shit. Kek is this a shill fud class?

[Anonymous No.50436430]

KEK NEW THREAD NIGHTTIME BAGGIES!

[Anonymous No.50436433]

>>50436182
REHYPOTHECATION
ALL BORROWED
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I HIT THE GROUND, FALLING

[Anonymous No.50436451]

KENNETH GRIFFIN! I WILL BRING YOU DOWN, FUCKFACE!

[Anonymous No.50436486]

>>50436389
>Buying stocks is playing the market
Retail was always the most powerful. Wall Street just managed to convince everyone otherwise for too long.

[Anonymous No.50436490]

what broker is the fastest in drs-ing shares to computershare?

[Anonymous No.50436495]

[Anonymous No.50436506]

>>50436490
Chadelity

[Anonymous No.50436509]

>>50436490
None of them.

[Anonymous No.50436517]

>>50436426
It all just reads like cope to me.

[Anonymous No.50436526]

>>50436490
Fidelity or IBKR if international.

[Anonymous No.50436540]

we discovered DRS in October and we've already locked HALF the float?
meltdownie jeets...how many shares ARE there?
it's over.

[Anonymous No.50436593]

>SO....UNBELIEVABLY....COMFY

[Anonymous No.50436598]

>>50436540
legit this is insane. gotta think the rate of DRS is only gonna keep increasing. This has never been done before and will literally be studied in finance textbooks for decades to come

[Anonymous No.50436613]

>>50436598
>gotta think the rate of DRS is only gonna keep increasing
Since the end of GameStop Q1 (end of April) the entire DRS stockpile has increased by 25%. About half a million shares got registered in ONE DAY when superstonk heard brokers might rug the splivvy.

[Anonymous No.50436619]

2 MORE YEARS BAGGIES CAN YOU HOLD!

[Anonymous No.50436641]

>>50436598
If Kenny insists on kicking the can, I'll continue to buy more shares on CS. I have a job and disposable income. Hedgies drastically underestimated how dedicated GME holders are at continuing to buy more.

[Anonymous No.50436645]

Tomorrow is ...
Tuesday Morning.
LFG!

[Anonymous No.50436647]

>>50436619
easily.

[Anonymous No.50436648]

>>50436376
and the starbucks shows his true form, I bet you tell all the poor people to put money on your stock. lol its to easy.

[Anonymous No.50436650]

so what happens now?
The new shares are given to computershare, reducing the amount that brokers have to distribute by... what, 60-70 million or so? Then the remaining shares are sent out to brokers and they sweat it out and thunderdome starts? I wonder if some people who are only on broker will not see the full expected dividend amount

[Anonymous No.50436669]

FRENS! Which hedgefund will be the first to start buying? They are all rats. Who will jump first?
(Remember 2008?)20xnr

[Anonymous No.50436682]

>>50436641
RC understands gamers. We have an MMO guild-wide quest with a progress bar to chip at, and loot to grind. LFG.

[Anonymous No.50436689]

It’s 9:42pm and I took 2 10mg melatonins

See you at market open boys!

[Anonymous No.50436696]

>>50436378
it won't, gamestop is still a used video game retailer with nfts now? hello the whole crypto world is down and you think a used game retailer with muh crypto will be worth much? have you seen microsofts just for you sales for games? it beats gmes used games and you get it digitally ffs

[Anonymous No.50436702]

>>50436689
Night hoar-hae, see you on market open.

[Anonymous No.50436705]

>>50436650
Moass starts on Thursday ah. They have to deliver the shares they owe or close.

[Anonymous No.50436721]

>>50436689
Bless.

[Anonymous No.50436734]

Yeah nah anywho, I dunno why GameStop was thinkin this fuckin Aussie share outfit could save em. How fucked in the head are these cunts aye? With the DRS bullshit slowin down now's the time to piss on this flamin gallah. I thought this Razza bloke was supposed to be top shit? Had a gutfull of these down under blunders. Hooroo.

[Anonymous No.50436735]

>>50436647
Good. You'll need to.

[Anonymous No.50436759]

>>50436705
Someone will start to close before then.
>See MARGIN CALL the movie

[Anonymous No.50436777]

Ken...

It's literally over. Why try to dump. Why move to Miami. What's the point. We know what you're doing. You won't win. You just can't.

Sincerely,
anon

[Anonymous No.50436787]

>>50436734
You need Grammarly.

[Anonymous No.50436792]

>>50436777
Lucky check

[Anonymous No.50436794]

>>50436759
>just like my heckin movie!
this is why GME was all a big rigged game, Haven't you seen the le heckin hulu doc yet, you sold the top right? right?...

[Anonymous No.50436809]

People are now fedposting on SuperStonk kek. Ken, you better let this shit fly soon before they start asking why all your friends have funny last names, but I think the damage is already irreversible.

[Anonymous No.50436811]

>>50436777
Lucky 7's!

[Anonymous No.50436815]

>>50436777
>Ken's face when he sees lucky 7 trips

[Anonymous No.50436827]

>>50436735
K no problem

[Anonymous No.50436828]

>>50436650
Some brokers outside the US have sent messages to their customers that it may take several days for the dividend shares to show up in their accounts, but it seems like this is due to technical reasons rather than just rugging.

>>50436705
I don't think this is true. I think they'll get some time to deliver. What I think will happen is Friday morning we all wake up and have 4x the number of shares we did the day before (except some foreigners like I described above). Then SHF go on the clock to deliver.

[Anonymous No.50436830]

>>50436759
I just rewatched that last night. It'll be fascinating to see how it plays out with companies that are much more algo-driven than funds were back in 2008. You can't fire 80% of a programmer.

[Anonymous No.50436848]

>>50436301
>>50436310
Kashmir belongs to Pakistan

[Anonymous No.50436858]

>>50436848
Inshallah

[Anonymous No.50436885]

Looks like pleddit found the reason why they were so afraid of $150 today.
>http://maximum-pain.com/options/GME

[Anonymous No.50436891]

>>50436828
They must deliver REAL shares and NO they will not get extra time. Hedge-funds who made poor bets still must close. The end.

[Anonymous No.50436894]

Is there something else I need to do in the basement after I beat the gaping dragon and get the fire spell? In Dark Souls?

[Anonymous No.50436901]

>>50436885
They are so afraid of 150 because that's my average buy and they hate me

[Anonymous No.50436910]

I did it, guys.
:)

[Anonymous No.50436919]

>>50436734
kek, based

[Anonymous No.50436926]

>>50436682
DROP INVINCIBLE ITS BEEN OVER 9 YEARS ALREADY

[Anonymous No.50436927]

>>50436901
Don't worry fren, they hate all of us.

[Anonymous No.50436939]

Remember, we only have to be right once.
And we're right already.
WAGFAD.

[Anonymous No.50436942]

>>50436777

[Anonymous No.50436950]

>>50436927
you aight green boi

[Anonymous No.50436955]

>>50436682
>We have an MMO guild-wide quest with a progress bar to chip at, and loot to grind.
I don't think reddit realize this sentiment, and I think they will be more rabid in buying and DRSing shares when someone pushes them to this realization.

[Anonymous No.50436963]

>>50436939
Timeline fuckery, it’s been today somewhere out there.

[Anonymous No.50436969]

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

[Anonymous No.50436971]

>>50436759
I agree. I think it really could start at any point this week before Thursday but for some reason I just see them sitting in the theater until it burns down instead of trampling each other to get out.

[Anonymous No.50436982]

Hey guys, bvttfvcker here. If this thread can count to 10 I’ll sodl

[Anonymous No.50436988]

>come on everyone! we are beating the shorts! just buy this stock and le hold for the next date! don't mind option bros lol they give us the top signal to swing! but hold bros! WAGMI!!! XDXD BASEDDDD I'm totally not from reddit but 4chins guys

[Anonymous No.50436994]

ÀÀAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.50437008]

>>50436828
Sorry bud but no they have to deliver real shares and even if they could naked short the dividend only citadel is capable of that. Regular hedge funds who are short don’t have the ability to naked short.

[Anonymous No.50437018]

>day of dividend and still 100% utilization

Lol

Lmao

[Anonymous No.50437037]

>>50437018
wut mean diz

[Anonymous No.50437038]

>>50436963
We enter the molasses dimension soon, it's only a matter of time.

[Anonymous No.50437043]

>>50437037
I mean wagmi.

[Anonymous No.50437055]

>>50437037
That shorts aren't scared of the split

[Anonymous No.50437063]

>>50436000
Bakie check!

[Anonymous No.50437064]

When is crypto finally going to rug under $1,000 on BTC so all these faggot crypto baggies will finally kill themselves?

[Anonymous No.50437077]

Why are hedjeets so interested in getting us to sell before the dividend? It's 4 days you wallstreetnegroes, settle down and deliver the shares.

[Anonymous No.50437082]

>>50436216
Do you remember the title?

[Anonymous No.50437110]

>>50437082
Also I just remembered Fourble is from Quiet Please not Lights Out

[Anonymous No.50437127]

I kind of want to watch THE WIRE again. Doe sit hold up all these years later?

[Anonymous No.50437129]

Does anyone know if huge spreads like this happen on other stocks AH? Thought I heard that somewhere.

[Anonymous No.50437139]

>>50437129
Just a glitch bro. Trust me, I'm a market reformer.

[Anonymous No.50437143]

>>50437077
>Why are hedjeets so interested in getting us to sell before the dividend?
If they FTD the splivvy they have to start paying $3 per share per day after 30 days on a share count that just quadrupled.

[Anonymous No.50437149]

>>50436971
I think Ken and most of the big dogs will wait praying for a bailout but the smaller hedgies see the writing on the wall and will rush to close. Also, no one is getting a bail out this time.
>gotcha

[Anonymous No.50437160]

>>50436021
allah willing

[Anonymous No.50437176]

>>50436000

[Anonymous No.50437195]

Hey shills say it with me. Kashmir belongs to Pakistan. Oh and also GameStop 4:1 split dividend July 22nd

[Anonymous No.50437196]

>>50436894
Help

[Anonymous No.50437200]

I dunno bros. Knowing DRSfags can be as easily rugpulled as us brokerchads has me feeling great.

[Anonymous No.50437259]

>>50437127
It's still a giant redpill on how stupid the North American Pavement (Gorilla floidensis) is. The only things that suck are the implication that lefty policies might help them and the refusal to admit lawful defensive carry prevents crime.

[Anonymous No.50437264]

>>50437055
>"aren't scared"
If they're not scared of it, what are they scared of? Because if I wasn't scared of something, I wouldn't dig myself into an early grave like they refuse to stop doing

[Anonymous No.50437277]

>>50437195
Based shills are not even a thing, they’re irrelevant now, it feels like a comfy weekend thread

[Anonymous No.50437333]

>>50437264
Hedge funds are not scared of the GameStop split dividend on July 22nd. The split dividend will not cause a short squeeze like TSLA. There will be no MOASS. We should sell all of our shares tomorrow at market open tomorrow and forget the stock.

[Anonymous No.50437337]

Were all gonna make it. Remember Frens, Im going to host the great canadian cannon ball hot air balloon race from vancover bc to St Johns Newfoundland post moass with the prize being one share. Be sure to sighn up for the race of a life time.

[Anonymous No.50437367]

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.50437375]

>>50437110
It's cool. Quiet Please is good stuff too.

Also, regarding Lights Out: https://youtu.be/y3UJr5n6lfk

[Anonymous No.50437380]

>>50437333
Wow they’re confirming, the MOASS is really this week or the next one


WAGMI frens it’s has been a pleasure , hoping the best for you and your families, god bless you all.

[Anonymous No.50437396]

>>50437375
That's a good one and Bill Cosby has a great bit on it.

[Anonymous No.50437447]

>>50437196
I don't think so. I highly suggest you find the spider shield, it will be very helpful through blight town. I think it's around the depths area.

[Anonymous No.50437457]

>>50437149
>Also, no one is getting a bail out this time.

I highly doubt that. Kenny is going down and it will all be blamed on him, but they definitely bail out the rest of the good boy campaign contriboootors.

[Anonymous No.50437482]

Personally I am looking forward to making it this week. I love you all.

[Anonymous No.50437503]

>>50435201
>>50435265
We went back into the office 3x a week and there’s a woman there with literally the perfect ass and she makes sure everyone knows it. The fags over at /fit/ didn’t tell me I’d be a horny 14 year old again once I started lifting. Jesus Christ it’s driving me crazy.

[Anonymous No.50437521]

>>50437482
I <3 you too Anon.

[Anonymous No.50437553]

>>50437200
Do you not understand why we are doing it or do you somehow see fidelity as on your side of this trade? Gaijin question.

Also, I wanted to point out this guy's math was wrong, he would lose 37.5% of his position, and this is a reminder that the bell curve is once again accurate but for computerchads. Top and dimwits DRS. Midwits assume others will get it done for them.

[Anonymous No.50437556]

>>50437503
Easy Fren. Start day drinking and listen to 1920's bebop music. then pretend your a private detective and bang all the broads that you want.

[Anonymous No.50437559]

kek baggies

[Anonymous No.50437584]

>>50437503
It's a butt, it has shit and blood inside of it at all times and if you put your dick inside you will be eskimo brothers with old men and drug dealing alcoholics. Dispell the illusion.

[Anonymous No.50437610]

>>50437553
I’ve seen this episode before

[Anonymous No.50437618]

>>50437553
I'm 80% CS and 20% FUD 100% GME if this shit sets me free this week im going to lose it after waiting for so long

[Anonymous No.50437626]

NFT hourly volume has dropped like a rock. Wow GME really fucked up hard with this.

[Anonymous No.50437631]

>>50437618
Based, YGMI
>>50437610
It's a good episode.

[Anonymous No.50437640]

Bros...I just got a $4,421 jackpot on the slots. Do I buy GME?

[Anonymous No.50437650]

>>50437626
I wish someone would buy my metaboy. I want off that ride.

[Anonymous No.50437659]

>>50437640
Sure why not, but get beer and smokes first. No one should be totally sober for MOASS

[Anonymous No.50437665]

>>50437333
surely this date will be the one..
dudes if you want to gamble then just gamble, gme going over 500 was a huge risk and people won on it. would you believe me if i told you we know the secret and have done this with a ton of stocks after gme and continue to win but we leave behind baggholders for these stocks who all bought high and sit in subs on reddit waiting for a squeeze lol, fucking sad asf. I even told you fucks to buy revlon and you didn't but bag held and you can check the archives to. ffs get with the program or be stuck in eternal
>only one stock exist bagholder hell

[Anonymous No.50437682]

>>50437082
I think it's called What Was It? or something similar

[Anonymous No.50437699]

>>50437665
I gambled tonight and hit a $4k+ jackpot, so maybe I WILL gamble on GME.

[Anonymous No.50437722]

>>50437584
Have sex.

[Anonymous No.50437742]

>>50437503
>>50437556
Legit cackled when I read this.
>>50437584
Funny you say this. I read a lot of stoic writings and Marcus Aurelius said something about sex that it was just an dispersal of mucus. I get it, I do. But libido and anger are the most difficult things to control.

[Anonymous No.50437749]

>>50436021
>"Live and Learn" starts playing.

holy shit im ready for the power of the chaos Sharemeralds

[Anonymous No.50437751]

>>50437640
Yes

[Anonymous No.50437774]

>>50437556
Here's the music at least: https://youtu.be/dTz4G9JTUjs

[Anonymous No.50437948]

What kills the crab?

[Anonymous No.50437985]

>>50437948
I do. It begins tomorrow.
Source: my balls itch.

[Anonymous No.50438011]

>>50437985

I believe it

[Anonymous No.50438043]

>>50437682
That sounds right. Maybe, "It Happened?"

[Anonymous No.50438083]

[Anonymous No.50438088]

>>50437699
Checked and based

[Anonymous No.50438091]

>>50437640
Yes

[Anonymous No.50438116]

Why would MOASS start Thursday AH? Retail doesn't trade AH and they need shares. I'm beginning to think the FTD cycle is correct and they have a T+window to locate the divvy shares they need

[Anonymous No.50438123]

>>50437742
Meditate anon and have sex only with a partner with a real connection, I think is the only way to control the anger and that energy that is blocked.

[Anonymous No.50438133]

>>50438116
Are you retarded

[Anonymous No.50438139]

>>50438083
A man can dream.

[Anonymous No.50438140]

>>50437665
>would you believe me if i told you we know the secret and have done this with a ton of stocks after gme and continue to win
What should I buy next I have no loyalty to these redditors

[Anonymous No.50438156]

>>50438133
Yes

[Anonymous No.50438220]

>>50438116
It’s more that theoretically Thursday in ah is the literal latest they can’t start closing their shorts so that they don’t have to deliver those positions 3 shares on Friday. Which is why most people think it will start at some point before then.

[Anonymous No.50438243]

>>50438116
>>50438156
MOASS can start any time from now ad infinitum. T+35 from date of record is September 6th, but it's entirely possible a hedge fund starts to close its position sooner than that. Once one starts, and the price increases, others will be margin called or incentivised to begin closing their positions in order to avoid getting fucked. If, for whatever reason, all hedge funds decide to sit in the burning theater instead of trying to be the first one out (first one to close their position), we'll probably see MOASS at or around September.

[Anonymous No.50438247]

>>50438220
synthetic share printer go brrrr

[Anonymous No.50438258]

>>50438220
Also, this. Listen to this person.

[Anonymous No.50438274]

>>50438247
Some of you seem to be retarded or really don’t understand that there are more then just market makers short this stock. Even if they aren’t required to deliver real share which they are, only citadel is capable of printing synthetics.

[Anonymous No.50438292]

>>50436378
We've seen it go right to 214-448k on a single halt. I imagine it starts like that and then dhit gets really wild. With a lot of volatility swings as Jim Cramer tells everyone Netflix is a solid buy rn.

[Anonymous No.50438301]

>>50438274
Ok. So citadel prints the stocks for the other shorts to deliver. Just playing devils advocate. I just find it a little hard to believe that i will be a billionaire in 2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.50438310]

>>50436378
>fight me

[Anonymous No.50438313]

>>50438292
You speak of deep magic

[Anonymous No.50438315]

>>50438301
You’re going to be a billionaire in 3 more days. Also you’ve had a year and half to prepare for this.

[Anonymous No.50438322]

>>50438274
bro i just want my money, i dont care about any of this jewish technical bullshit kek
you people who say
>holy shit it’s gonna happen in 2 weeks!
every other day are always wrong. somehow ‘retards’ like me are always right for tempering expectations
Why don’t you work on gaining some self awareness instead of looking for (You)‘s of validation for your Big Brain pseudo intellectualism on an anonymous message board kek

[Anonymous No.50438325]

>>50436696
Hahahaha. You must be from a brown or asian country because you have zero vision or imagination

[Anonymous No.50438329]

>>50438301
It's a stock split on naked shorted stock via dividend. You CANNOT print more or provide cash equivalent. Even as market maker.

[Anonymous No.50438342]

>>50438322
You don't know what memes are?

[Anonymous No.50438348]

>>50438329
But they can FTD for a while, that is certain. At this point that is the only fud lol.

[Anonymous No.50438350]

>>50438247
CNS

[Anonymous No.50438356]

>>50438342
gigacope. nothing will happen Thursday and deep down, you know it. Screencap this.

[Anonymous No.50438362]

>>50438322
Kek I don’t know if I’ve ever seen someone put quotes on retard. They have to deliver 3 shares per share they ar short or close that position before they are required to deliver it. Simple as. If you ask me I’m also a flat chad and believe the algo is literally slowly buying as we approach the date and it all ends just before Thursday as the algo has no choice but to put them in critical margin territory to close out shorts.

[Anonymous No.50438388]

Guys I'm trying to not get so excited thinking about all the suicide victims that will come of this, not just the hedgies, but the meltdownies and even just fly-on-the-wall investors who thought they were smarter than the GME play.

[Anonymous No.50438398]

>>50438362
Because the retard is you, not me. Enjoy being disappointed when your memedate fails for the 500th time

[Anonymous No.50438400]

>>50438348
$3 per share per day I think is the deal right?

[Anonymous No.50438412]

>>50438388
Kek, they deserve all will come to them, hubris is a bitch

[Anonymous No.50438413]

>>50438243
I'm just checking in but yeah I'm surprised everyone is excited for this week. I feel like they've been kicking the can this whole time, why do people expect that to suddenly change? I expect to be working at least until September before things get spicy.

[Anonymous No.50438428]

>>50438400
no idea, never source my shit or remember specific numbers ever. Just keep in mind it might not be immediate unless they roll over and die for some reason, which they historically dont do.

[Anonymous No.50438429]

>>50438413
Maybe, I really don’t care, the MOASS is inevitable regardless of the timeframe

[Anonymous No.50438438]

WE BETTER FUCKING MOON TODAY

[Anonymous No.50438440]

>>50438413
they need a constant supply of hopium because they have no willpower to just shut up and hold

[Anonymous No.50438450]

>>50438438
These hedgies have no idea who they are messing with

[Anonymous No.50438453]

>>50438438
GME, SI SE PUEDE

[WSB No.50438460]

>Oh no, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?
I wold you I was going to commit a supranational crime that couldn't be stopped.


Hillary, its four you and your reterrible spelling.
https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWKOhWDuudp-65--TkFTAg1kyYH7m3JIj&feature=share

[Anonymous No.50438465]

>>50438413
If you actually believe that somehow they can avoid being bled to death on ftds and also still control the price for 2 more months your a brain dead retard. Flat chad were always right and a margin call can and will still end this when the hedgies that rush to exits leave the others trapped in the burning theater.

[Anonymous No.50438475]

>>50438440
Do you really think that, I think the vast majority of GME investors don’t even care, they just buy and wait regardless of the price, they know what is coming

[Anonymous No.50438492]

>>50438475
This. I basically just come really quick to see what I can act excited about to piss off meltdownies and pseudoeconomists.
t. og regular in these threads now a once daily lurker

[Anonymous No.50438509]

>>50438475
most gme investors are probably like this but you know what they say about vocal minorities

[Anonymous No.50438519]

>>50437200
How much do they pay you? Don't tell me you're here everyday doing this for free.

[Anonymous No.50438526]

>>50438313
Indeed. I've saw the 214k halt with my own eyes. I believe all of this is training mode for what's about to come. See you on the other side fellow deep magic anon.

[Anonymous No.50438542]

>>50438492
WAGMI fellow lurker fren, God bless everyone here even shills deserve blessings for make this saga fun. Their useless FUD was more confirmation that the MOASS is a certainty.

[Anonymous No.50438565]

>>50438509
Well kinda true, the good thing is that this baby will rocket to Uranus regardless of bitch weak ass “papar hands”

[Anonymous No.50438612]

>>50436154
OMG ME 2

[Anonymous No.50438615]

Metaverse Starter pack be like:

> picrel.

[Anonymous No.50438651]

>>50438465
this will age well

[Anonymous No.50438672]

Entire market is corrupt and willing to collude and break the law to kick the can

Would love if moass soon but I can wait till we lock the float if needed

[Eemji No.50438681]

Still comfy holding
wagmi frens

[Anonymous No.50438684]

>>50438243
mid September if we go by business days with holidays and weekends factored in to the countdown

[Anonymous No.50438696]

>>50438083
baggie cope dream

[Frank the Knife No.50438742]

>>50436000
>checked baker

[Anonymous No.50438745]

>>50438684
I’m banking on November. These lazy jews never work on your schedule

[Eemji No.50438757]

>>50436000
CHECKED

>wtf mytired eyes missed.

[Anonymous No.50438870]

>>50438083
kek leakies

[Anonymous No.50438872]

Do I need to change any of the settings on my shares in Fidelity? I know they're not on margin, but I could've sworn some was saying I had to go into the settings and change something to be applicable for the dividend. Is this true? If so, what do I need to do?

[Anonymous No.50438910]

>>50438696
Cope is when you fantasize a reality, this are facts, at least use the correct term madarchod

[Anonymous No.50438913]

>>50436000
gigachecked
wagwi!
So I wrote a tool for my work that manages tickets (wors documents). I was in vaccation the last 3 weeks and my coworker didnt use my tool propperly (didnt let it read the ticketnames). Because of this, the tool moved all the tickets to done because it was supposed to move all the tickets with matching names, and since there are a few with an empty name, this matches all the files. Now I ask myself if I should fix it (if name is empty, dont move anything), or just not care because I quit my job and at the end of September I'll gone (new job).
As I typed this, I answered this to myseöf, since it is such an easy fix, I'll do it (will take like 3mins, lol)

[Anonymous No.50438919]

>>50438872
You don’t need to do a thing anon

[Anonymous No.50438937]

>>50438872
It’s a stock split dividend. You WILL be getting shares as a baseline because of this. Don’t worry about it

[Anonymous No.50438956]

when are we going to see the adjusted split price?

[Anonymous No.50438958]

>>50438872
Computershare

[Anonymous No.50438964]

>>50438913
kek, not even 3min:
>if(fi.Name.Contains(TicketNumber))
new
>if(fi.Name != string.Empty && fi.Name.Contains(TicketNumber))
now only boring tasks left... Mybe 1 "good one" (do some SQL to answer questions of a user/extern)

[Anonymous No.50438996]

We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine. And the machine is bleeding to death.

[Anonymous No.50438999]

>set up some limit buy orders where I'd get around 16 shares if it dips below $40
I hope the price doesn't go up much higher than it is now. I'd like for at least half of those orders to go through. On the other hand, if we dip down into the $100 range between now and the 21st I might edit those orders to eek out some additional shares. Gettan' down to the wire fellas...

[Anonymous No.50439001]

>>50438964
i have no idea what this means but i like how the text looks like

[Anonymous No.50439012]

I have three potential jobs coming up, one as a customer support for crypto tax software (>taxes), one as a property manager 4 days a week, and one as an opthalmic technician. I really think the comfiest option is crypto WFH. What do you goys think? Haven't interviewed for any yet but I have all three this week.

[Anonymous No.50439032]

>>50439001
based code esthetics enjoyer
have a nice day, may your food taste beter than ever, fren.

[Anonymous No.50439056]

>>50439032

[Anonymous No.50439080]

Can I still beat Dark Souls if I accidentally killed all of the NPCs? I feel really bad. I thought it was like GTA, but they’re really dead

[Anonymous No.50439093]

>>50439012
Fuck work and fuck waging especially

[Anonymous No.50439104]

if i make millions off this then what should i immediately do? hire an accountant? financial advisor? I live in a bumfuck town so the financial people around here are probably stupid or not willing to deal with such a large amount of money. whats your guys plans once GME goes big?

[Anonymous No.50439118]

>>50438011
It was revealed to me in a dream that the Great Reset would be heralded by itchy balls
Trust me bro

[Anonymous No.50439123]

>eating bait
ngmi

[Anonymous No.50439153]

>>50439001
based

[Anonymous No.50439180]

>>50438964
Ha did you share with the company? Its nice to be nice sometimes

[Anonymous No.50439194]

50% Tesla’s float wasn’t registered. Neither was overstock. Only VW is comparable and that wasn’t even a split

[Anonymous No.50439210]

>>50439104
>financial advisor?
Financial advisors are usually inadvertent scammers.

[Anonymous No.50439211]

>>50439093
I agree
The customer support job leads to the highest likelihood of playing bloodborne while clocked in, I think

[Anonymous No.50439214]

>>50439104
Girls like this always have herpes or worse

[Anonymous No.50439224]

imagine an insider streams on youtube about gme naked shorting

The stream might start with the insider discussing how he used to work on Wall Street and how he became familiar with the practice of naked shorting. He might explain how naked shorting is done, how it can be used to manipulate stock prices, and how it can be used to harm retail investors. The insider might then discuss how GameStop has been a target of naked shorting and how this has contributed to the recent volatility in its stock price. The stream might then show the insider shooting himself in the head, with the final shot being of the GameStop stock price going to infinity.

The stream might be titled "GME Naked Shorting: The Truth Exposed."

The stream might also be controversial, as it would show someone committing suicide. Some people might find this too graphic and disturbing, and it could turn some people off from the topic altogether.
However, the stream would likely be very popular and would generate a lot of discussion and debate.

[Anonymous No.50439228]

One of those nights where it's hard to sleep. Feels like something's going to happen tomorrow, maybe for the better. Will turn my laptop off and try to catch some zzz's.

[Anonymous No.50439255]

>>50436000
>The market will not forgive your stupid ass decisions
>The market will entomb you as soon as you show your pussy and not bare your fangs at it
>if you don't invest in zhao as soon as possible you will regret it in a week's time

[Anonymous No.50439262]

It would be could if MOASS happened today.

[Anonymous No.50439325]

>>50436197
2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.50439372]

>>50439104
Accountant and Lawyer. Set up a trust. Diversify across asset classes. Focus on wealth preservation over wealth growth.

[Anonymous No.50439402]

>>50439012
Can you send the link for the crypto wfh job?

[Anonymous No.50439437]

why exactly would a stock split trigger a short squeeze?

[Anonymous No.50439477]

>>50439437
Idk, it sounds like it would broaden the pool of available shorts to me, making moass farther away.

[Anonymous No.50439509]

>>50439477
how would i broaden the pool of available stocks if all stocks go directly to the holders anyways?
single digit iq like you should be holding amc

[Anonymous No.50439514]

>>50439437
Anyone short the stock has to provide three shares of GME to fulfill the dividend. Ergo they either need to buy shares to provide the dividend or close the position.

[Anonymous No.50439518]

>>50439437

it's a stock split dividend. shorties gotta pay up the dividend

[Anonymous No.50439545]

My spirit is about to break, and it has nothing to due with MOASS at all. I dont want to eat, coom, sleep, work, nothing. I dont think I want to keep running the clown simulation guys.... I just dont want to hear the honking anymore... The joke hurts too much...

[Anonymous No.50439728]

>>50439545
Hold fast young one. Things are going to get alot more interesting soon. Moass is just the opening act. You aren't going to want to miss it.

[Anonymous No.50439750]

>>50439545
you think that guy who fucked dolphins quit right before the payoff? sometimes you have to go through the softies before you get to coom

[Anonymous No.50439781]

> 1/4 split
> share price drops to 25% due to increased supply and no new information valuing the stock higher

vs

> 1/4 dividend split (zero / light shorting)
> shorts must deliver dividend shares, but due to low number of shorts and psychological effect of increased supply there is little affect on price
> share price drops to 25% due to increased supply and no new information valuing the stock higher

vs

> 1/4 dividend split (omega level shorting)
> shorts must deliver dividend shares
> holders know that stock is already worth more than its street value, refuse to provide liquidity to shorts that need shares
> stock may be temporarily suppressed in price due to wash trading / shorting immediatly after dividend, but preexisting shorts will need to deliver shares on some time table.
> all preexisting shorts are eventually converted into buying pressure, with zero liquidity provided by holders selling

[Anonymous No.50439813]

>>50439781
ah yeah
it's all cooming together

[Anonymous No.50439837]

>>50439545
Bro how do you think Sam and Frodo felt at the base of Mt Doom? No matter what, we must always keep going, even when everything feels lost

[Anonymous No.50439839]

A key component of this play is the fractional reserve nature of naked shares and USD. They aren't real. The only thing that is real is a GME share, be it an obligation within a broker or a DRS'd share in CS.
The price is not real. The price you see on an exchange is the happy medium that prevents buying pressure and margin calls while ballancing their obligations.
The split puts massive pressure on the shorts by essentially causing a 400% increase in their obligations relative fractional reserve share / real share.
Shorts / shills / glowbois are trying to capitalize on the currently unknown timeframe that existing shorts have to scoop up shares at a "post split price" to fulfill their obligations. They need holders to normalize the post split 1/4 drop in price. Don't. Just don't sell.

[Anonymous No.50439847]

>>50436180
burgerland again defending itself against a force of nature, he was going to let a guy who invested in qom go free

[Anonymous No.50439855]

You guys are gonna be in for some giga copium when it turns out the stock isn't actually secretly short more shares than exist lmao

[Anonymous No.50439858]

Ken has a share printer that he uses to suppress the price. GG has a money printer that he uses to pump colaterall. They can barely keep the lid on this situation with the existing firehose of shares and USD. A 4x increase in pressure will be catastrophic.

[Anonymous No.50439861]

>>50439855

[Anonymous No.50439862]

>>50439509
Sneed. Stop dividing apes. AMC and GME are two fronts of the same war.

[Anonymous No.50439874]

>>50439862
kek and i hope they get slaughtered to the last amc nigger

[Anonymous No.50439877]

>>50439839
>Don't. Just don't sell.
There were a lot of big complicated words but this I can do. I'll just eat air fried tendies in the meantime.

[Anonymous No.50439888]

>>50439862
if gme and amc are on the same war then AMC is replaying it through CoD or someshit
go back to plebbit faggot

[Anonymous No.50439894]

>>50439862
4chan doesn't have a word filter and the mods are bots and or glowniggers so you can say nigger here

[Anonymous No.50439903]

>>50438956
after thursday. so friday opening

[Anonymous No.50439908]

>>50438956
There is no such thing as an adjusted split price. See >>50439839

[Anonymous No.50439911]

>>50439862
AMShit is dogshit bro. nothing more

[Anonymous No.50439916]

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>50436000
big check

[Anonymous No.50439921]

>>50439104
Your state should have a board that will list lawyers and accountants. I forgot the term but there are some that are supposed to be sworn to only care about your situation and not screw you over. Those are the ones you wanna go for.

[Anonymous No.50439944]

>>50439862
amc is doomed

[Eemji No.50439969]

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.50439978]

>>50439969
i will use all my moass money to locate and fuck miko

[Anonymous No.50440021]

>>50439862
Hopefully the amc front is passchendaele and they’re walking in to machine gun fire

[Anonymous No.50440101]

putting 150 calls in the money would REALLY be bad for them

i forsee them going as hard as they can not to let that happen

ANOTHER

GREEN

DAY

INC

[Anonymous No.50440134]

>>50437127
Yes it's the best show of all time.

[Anonymous No.50440142]

>>50440134
that would be the sopranos

[Anonymous No.50440185]

>>50438465
I hope you're right anon

[Anonymous No.50440226]

>>50436389
If they’re teaching in school then you know it’s bullshit

[Anonymous No.50440275]

>>50439855
>turns
Nobody marks you.

[Anonymous No.50440284]

>>50439104
Clear all my debts (including mortgage), stack crypto, buy land, reinvest in other less gay asset classes, stick a few mill in Insured Cash Sweeps for semi liquid cash, pay my sister's college debt.

Then go back to work because my job lets me play with some truly fun toys I couldn't justify alone. If that gets boring, run for office.

[Anonymous No.50440291]

So... Is Moass today? Would be cool.
If not, tomorrow works for me too.

[Anonymous No.50440325]

>>50440291
No

[Anonymous No.50440346]

>>50440325
No problem. Thursday works for me to. Else, I can definitely do with Friday.

[Anonymous No.50440361]

>>50436894
Make sure you got the large ember, it’s pretty much the only reason the depths exist, otherwise that area is pretty optional. Other notable loot:
>spider shield (can find this later and bandit starts with one)
>warrior armor set (decent when upgraded)
>heavy crossbow (amazing weapon, but the light crossbow is just as good most of the time. I only use heavy on certain pvp builds that can afford weight)
>ring of the evil eye (basically useless)
>greataxe (underrated weapon. Chaos greataxe+5 has the highest damage of any elemental weapon in the game because it has the highest base damage. Great for hornet ring backstabs)
Last thing you could do is farm slimes for titanite shards. It takes 9 to fully upgrade. I don’t recommend doing this. It’s much easier to farm leeches in blighttown.

[Anonymous No.50440365]

>>50440346

[Anonymous No.50440370]

38.5 hours into a 72 hour fast and feeling comfy. Holding GME has taught me patience. Just got to think of that big juicy steak (MOASS) waiting at the end of the journey.

[Anonymous No.50440405]

>>50440370
Chad fasting anon, fast and intermittent fasting are great tools.

[Anonymous No.50440406]

>>50440370
Chad fasting anon, fast and intermittent fasting are great tools.

[Anonymous No.50440451]

Lol yahoo. I'm sure it's TOTALLY because of polygon....

[Anonymous No.50440480]

>>50440451
Side note, isn't eth pumping bullish for the market place? Didn't they just 1.5x their profits?

[Anonymous No.50440483]

Is blowjob anon in the room with us? I want to cash in 2 whilst I wait on my splivvy

[Anonymous No.50440507]

"2 stocks i wouldnt touch with a 10 foot poll" motley fool (whos subsidiary owns some btw)

youll never guess which ones

[Anonymous No.50440514]

>>50440365
My, 2 weeks would definitely be nice.

[Anonymous No.50440529]

>>50439894
>Saving the thumbnail

Kek baggies

[Anonymous No.50440530]

>>50439180
yes, I sahre my tools with the company, also I make companytools on request, but desu, some of my tools are only usable by me, because it can be confusing.
Once my boss told me to make an appointment with him and some others, but because his calender is always full, I wrote a tool to find a date/time (within given parameters so it will not be at midnight) instead of comparing the calenders of everyone. Then I found out that Outlook can do this by itself.
I never shared my tool

[Anonymous No.50440535]

>>50440480
Yeah they did, I wonder why in the week of gamestops launch the polygon network got a massive pump...

[Anonymous No.50440544]

>>50440529
>he doesn't know
Hahahaha when did you clock in jeet?

[Anonymous No.50440548]

>>50440142
The Wire has 1 weak season, Sopranos has at least 3.

[Anonymous No.50440581]

>>50439080
Depends how good you are and what your build is. If you kill Andre and you’re not pure INT then you’re gonna have a hard time, but Andre is one of the hardest NPCs in the game so I doubt you actually killed him if you’re a noob. If you are pure INT and killed Griggs and Logan then you’re also pretty boned. If any of the above describes you, then I would recommend just maining the lightning spear found in sen’s fortress (use the crystal halberd found in anor londo to kill ornstein and smough). Don’t kill the giant blacksmith if you haven’t already, he can upgrade the spear. If you manage to make it to NG+ don’t kill anybody this time. Most of the NPCs aren’t worth killing, and if you already killed them in NG then you won’t need to kill any of them again. Best to do their quests and just kill them before doing NG+

[Anonymous No.50440590]

>>50437337
sounds based
make the second place price a can of sunflower cooking oil

[Anonymous No.50440607]

>>50440530
nice bro, i have gone the medical pathway but i think if we make ill make pursue coding to sate my autist tendencies

[Anonymous No.50440613]

150 by market open

period

[Anonymous No.50440632]

>>50440607
do it, when I am bored at work I make random "arty" console-programms, sometimes add some ascii art and my autism really enjoys it, looking at it (especially the pseudorandom ones)

[Anonymous No.50440651]

>>50440632
If you had to start over how would you go about it. And thanks bro!

[Anonymous No.50440660]

Lol Drivewealth are trying to delay DRS. They did this to me, sent 1 then 10, then 43. Each time the form was used as the last form with just the date and the amount changed. Each time they said "oh change this" or "this doesn't marry with your CS details" even though it's the same form each time.

[Anonymous No.50440670]

>>50440607
Bro once we make it you won't have to be a code monkey or a doctor or any kind of wagie. You're thinking too small here. Unleash your autistic superpowers on something truly great. Get super into building an exact model replica of the 1913 railways of Northern Switzerland. Decide to capture and catalogue every variety of woodlouse in the Pacific Northwest. Decipher Linear A. This is what the money is for - so you can indulge in truly schizo pursuits without having to worry about getting paid for it.

[Anonymous No.50440684]

>>50440660
Kek, those niggers did the same with me. After I had already DRSd a bunch of times with no difficulties, suddenly they required me to resend the form with some byzantine change, or send them a statement or whatnot.
Ultimately they sent my shares, but I've just been buying from CS directly now. All my broker shares are in my broker, so be it. Those are the ones that will get sold, anyway. CS shares are only for the infinity pool and never to be parted with.

[Anonymous No.50440687]

Migrate

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>>50439916
WAGMI!

[Anonymous No.50440855]

Missed my flight bros, truly autistic

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>>50438964
You got me curious now - shouldn’t empty strings evaluate to False anyways? What language are you using?

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>>50440670
Coding is fun. Being a “code monkey” means managing internal tools to serve data to retards. A free coder has a world of opportunity at his fingers, you can make anything you can dream of by coding.