/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50511851]

Happy fryday anon!

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>Misc:
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https://tradingeconomics.com

>>50510203

[Anonymous No.50511870]

JOE
CHINESE
SETPOINT
BIDEN

[Anonymous No.50511875]

>>50511851
AND A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FIRED

[Anonymous No.50511891]

Important SIGA update, bros

[Anonymous No.50511899]

[Anonymous No.50511910]

>>50511899
hold my shorts for Monday?

[Anonymous No.50511920]

Please do a 3:30 rug pull on Tesla

[Anonymous No.50511921]

>>50511891
I think I got aids looking at his pfp

[Anonymous No.50511924]

USA
>USA
USA
>USA
USA

[Anonymous No.50511929]

>S&P below 4K

[Anonymous No.50511934]

>>50511891
>that profile picture
Damn I can't believe he caught a gay sex STD.

[Anonymous No.50511935]

Don't forget to buy your tickets for next weeks UVXY train, departing fast and stopping fast.

[Anonymous No.50511941]

what are the chances the (((WHO))) gives an update about the mpoz only after trading hours?

[Anonymous No.50511942]

>>50511891
2/4

[Anonymous No.50511944]

>>50511899
EVEN THE ID

[Anonymous No.50511962]

>any turn around that makes sense isn't the one that's actually going to fucking happen
>every turn around that would be fucking retarded and irrational according to literally everyone who isn't on PPT speeddial, it has to happen

REAL ECONOMY AGAIN WHEN
DEMOCRACY AGAIN WHEN

[Anonymous No.50511963]

>>50511875
this fren gets it

[Anonymous No.50511964]

>>50511851
What's so fucking HAPPY about it, huh?

[Anonymous No.50511966]

>mfw spy didn't even reach yesterday's low & 392 support held
>mfw today's selloff is just people taking profit before the weekend

[Anonymous No.50511972]

>>50511935
What makes you think this will work?

[Anonymous No.50511973]

>>50511942
Please don't post anymore. I get the point.

[Anonymous No.50511976]

>>50511942
3/4 (lel at this one, jesus)

[Anonymous No.50511981]

>>50511899
>blood red
it's over..

[Anonymous No.50511983]

>>50511942
>a birthday orgy with friends

[Anonymous No.50511993]

WE TOLD YOU PEOPLE NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT

[Anonymous No.50511994]

>Fed will need to raise its benchmark rate to about 6%, former Richmond Fed’s Lacker says
Ooooo Mumus....

[Anonymous No.50511995]

>>50511976
>god just casually getting rid of these people
thanks for that big man

[Anonymous No.50511999]

>>50511966
Yup, this ones going in my cringe compilation

[Anonymous No.50512000]

>>50511976
4/4. Fin. lets stop stigmatizing, people

[Anonymous No.50512003]

>This foreign born former A+ list model who is a former yachter is scouting for a new husband who doesn't have a company going into the toilet. (Miranda Kerr/Evan Spiegel/Snap Inc.)

[Anonymous No.50512009]

>>50511966
yep, hella low volume too. good slurp opportunity, we probably pump to like 420 after fomc confirms 75bps hike and talks about how gas is going down and we see signs of inflation having peaked lolol

[Anonymous No.50512010]

>>50511972
UVXY always pops on FOMC week, plus earnings is a volatile time in general. Apple and Amazon are going to miss their earnings for obvious reasons.

[Anonymous No.50512017]

i am disgusted

[Anonymous No.50512019]

>>50512000
>if you can, avoid groups and anon encounters
>if you can

[Anonymous No.50512023]

>>50511891
>>50511942
>>50511976
>>50512000

[Anonymous No.50512024]

>>50511910
My dubs make it so. MACD crossover on the 180d chart, we going down to support at 380, brother.

Pic related is my account lel

[Anonymous No.50512028]

SIGA SISSIES
THE TIME TO REFILL YOUR BAG IS NOW
BREAKING NEWS: U.S. confirms first two cases of monkepox in children

[Anonymous No.50512032]

>>50512010
>Apple and Amazon are going to miss their earnings for obvious reasons.
Why

[Anonymous No.50512036]

In fairness, I should have remembered that PPT and The Fed picks Fridays to just blatantly glow their faggot, literally state socialist asses off.

[Anonymous No.50512038]

sirs, i went all in this week. help

[Anonymous No.50512041]

I think here comes the big one, lads. Open wide.

[Anonymous No.50512049]

>>50512032
Pandemic is over, supply chain still having issues, people are spending less on tech trash and fun junk, high gas prices are making amazon's business model less profitable and daddy jeffery is not there to save anyone.

[Anonymous No.50512055]

SIGA MA BALLS

[Anonymous No.50512056]

volume picking up and we going big green. you know what that means bobo, bend over!

[Anonymous No.50512067]

>>50512000
>telling gay people to not have sex doesn't work
>we have to forcibly stop them
I agree

[Anonymous No.50512069]

N

[Anonymous No.50512071]

My TGT puts are getting schacked by this fake pump

[Anonymous No.50512074]

>>50512056
Thanks for the update, Yellen.

[Anonymous No.50512082]

>>50512041
We haven't even officially entered the recession yet. It isn't even a talking point yet. The spotlight is being shown on the Ukraine, so they are distracting the ever-living shit out of people from something.

[Anonymous No.50512084]

>>50512049
>high gas prices are making amazon's business model less profitable
Did they not price that in to their previous guidance? Amazon will 100% eat the increased shipping costs to continue trying to crush brick and mortar in the short term.

[Anonymous No.50512098]

INTC chads....

yeah, im thinkin, we're back

[Anonymous No.50512109]

>>50511994
>he thinks Powell won't get his soft landing
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.50512120]

>>50512098
>niggles

[Anonymous No.50512124]

>>50512098
>-3.9% today
yeah clearly the market isn't impressed

[Anonymous No.50512134]

>>50512000
Faggots are an abomination.

[Anonymous No.50512135]

>>50512084
>brick and mortar

Stop! Its already dead

[Anonymous No.50512144]

So now that birthday orgies are a thing, where will the /smg/ birthday orgies be held at?

[Anonymous No.50512146]

Over status?

[Anonymous No.50512153]

>>50512084
They will but it doesn't mean they'll have a good quarter, last quarter they had negative eps, missed by -188 percent. Even with the lowered expectations I don't see them beating the lower estimate, even if they did manage to do better than last quarter

[Anonymous No.50512158]

>>50512098
Niggles? In MY CPU?

[Anonymous No.50512159]

>>50512071
god i miss nat threads on /wsg/

[Anonymous No.50512160]

>>50512109

[Anonymous No.50512167]

why is market down today ?

[Anonymous No.50512179]

>>50512146
It's

[Anonymous No.50512180]

>>50511875
>>50511851
Cold beer on a Fridey night

[Anonymous No.50512181]

>>50512167

Vomma cyclone

[Anonymous No.50512184]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJuDD93JbOw

[Anonymous No.50512188]

>>50512167
you boughted ser

[Anonymous No.50512189]

>>50512167
Why would it be up?

[Anonymous No.50512193]

>>50512167
Anon, why would the market be up?

[Anonymous No.50512201]

>>50512000
And people still call siga a retard play.

These people LITERALLY cannot stop from fucking eachother in group orgies every weekend and spread their monkeypozz all over the country

[Anonymous No.50512204]

>>50512144
The ranch, and Gayhorse baggies will lead the train!

[Anonymous No.50512207]

>>50512189
>>50512193
ummm... is this a real question? why the fuck WOULDN'T it be up? bad news = bullish; good news = bullish surprise

[Anonymous No.50512212]

>>50512167
because i sold calls yesterday

[Anonymous No.50512219]

frens of /biz/

Free chicken fried tonight

>Sponsored by YUM

[Anonymous No.50512227]

>>50512160

[Anonymous No.50512243]

>>50512219
>YUM
>SAM
>UTZ

[Anonymous No.50512250]

LITERALLY JUST SELLING MY POSITION EARLY, FOR BREAK EVEN, BECAUSE I'M TIRED OF WATCHING THE FUCKING THING BE SO FUCKING STUPID WHILE IT DOES FUCKING NOTHING OTHER THAN DANCE AROUND MY STOP

[Anonymous No.50512252]

>>50512098
>AMD coming out with new long term AM5 platform
>AMD coming out with 5nm processors
>INTC stuck on """7nm""" process which is actually 10nm
>INTC platform still only does 2 generations
Yeah sure buddy.

[Anonymous No.50512260]

>still have 6k sitting in my roth
I'm afraid to pull the trigger on anything this year. Should I just DCA into my existing etfs or dump it all at once?

[Anonymous No.50512262]

>>50512193
i mean, the bad news is over. Biden's sniffles arent that bad

[Anonymous No.50512264]

>>50512252
intel inside

[Anonymous No.50512269]

>>50512201
They really can’t. It’s part of the “sex-positive” movement. They think that because of anti-virals for HIV and antibiotics for clap and syphilis that STDs aren’t a big deal . This generation of fags doesn’t remember what the 80s were like. Monkey pozz is going to run through this community like gang busters.

[Anonymous No.50512281]

how was your week /smg/?

[Anonymous No.50512286]

>>50512262
>Biden's sniffles arent that bad
Thats the bad news

[Anonymous No.50512292]

Brrrrnnnnnnngggggggg
BRRNNNNNGGGGGG
BRRNNNNNGGGGGG
BRRNNNNNGGGGGG
It must have been a dream. You were surrounded by green trees and tall grass.
The hills rolled and the sun was out.
Summer birds took flight.
But now you stumble over pissbottles and Mountain Dew cans towards the phone.
The phone rings once more.
It is your broker calling you as the sun wanes.

[Anonymous No.50512294]

>>50512286
kek

[Anonymous No.50512295]

>>50512250
>he didn't buy the SNAP dip

[Anonymous No.50512296]

>>50512252
Intel is such ass

[Anonymous No.50512298]

I wish god would give the fed and the biden admin monkeypogs instead since they're the real faggots

[Anonymous No.50512309]

>>50512295
haha sorry i just dropped a little poo in the back of my pants

[Anonymous No.50512310]

>>50512000
Can somebody post the "violent projectile vomit Pepe" for me? I don't have it, but it would aptly express my sentiments on the matter. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.50512313]

I just lost 11% of my portfolio today.

[Anonymous No.50512314]

>>50512281
ok I guess, made 30 quid from studies. Portfolio went from -7 to -1% down. Get paid next week. Just need to work on getting paid more. Sold another game for 30 quid on Ebay but I'm getting cucked by some guy who decided he didnt recieve his pokemon emerald case that sold for 85.99 gbp. Overall good I guess. Also finished Triangle strategy.

[Anonymous No.50512329]

>>50512260
Lump sum out performs DCA on long term time frames.

[Anonymous No.50512327]

>>50512313
anon, how can you lose

just close your eye and hold, lol

[Anonymous No.50512337]

>>50512313
>buy garbage stonks
>be overleveraged
>lose money
>IT'S DA JEWZZZZ
maybe wh*toids really need to be genocided

[Anonymous No.50512338]

Someone explain why natural gas keeps pumping into a recession, while the Freeport terminal is offline. Not fake and gay at all.

[Anonymous No.50512349]

I still have stacks of AQB. We are not the same

[Anonymous No.50512367]

>>50512160
>air control what's the status of the jobless claims, there's inflation on the balance sheet and visibility is bad
>Fed Airlines you aren't cleared for takeoff, QE Am 2008 is still on the runway
>copy that air control, we're cleared for takeoff
>uhh captain Powell I'm not so sure that...
>hear that Legarde, QE Am fucking shits are finally off the runway, we gaan

[Anonymous No.50512385]

>>50512327
>is a complete faggot
>everyone in his life would be happy if he died
kys!

[Anonymous No.50512395]

>>50512329
MORE

SHE NEVER SHOWS THEM OFF

[Anonymous No.50512399]

>>50512338
>oil is up
>alternatives go up
Simple as.

[Anonymous No.50512418]

>>50512367
Kek

[Anonymous No.50512421]

>high volume green candles
>weak ass volume red candles
yeah... i'm thinking we're back bullchads

[Anonymous No.50512426]

>SIGA plummets 15% for no reason whatsoever
Now watch what happens when the WHO declare tomorrow yet again that it's a nothingburger. SIGA will be in the single digits on Monday.

[Anonymous No.50512428]

>>50512395
That will be 35 shekels.

[Anonymous No.50512438]

>>50512421
zoom out :')

[Anonymous No.50512443]

>>50512438
zoom out more lol dabbing on furfag bears

[Anonymous No.50512446]

>>50512421
compare the volume to previous dips. this is just bait and it will dump below the meme line retail drew AH.

[Anonymous No.50512454]

I am absolutely convinced that PPT rigs up the more obvious short side moves to fucking assrape everyone in retail and punish us for trying to trade in a way they don't like.
I cannot wait for this faggot administration to get voted back fucking out of office.

[Anonymous No.50512457]

>>50511891
Huh, so it turns out being a complete degenerate faggot is actually hazardous to your health

[Anonymous No.50512459]

Bearsisters??? Is this all we can muster?

[Anonymous No.50512463]

>>50512443
NO! NOT THAT FAR!

[Anonymous No.50512470]

>>50512459
im holding into next week

[Anonymous No.50512491]

>>50512470
No you're not. I'd bet anything you're not.

[Anonymous No.50512493]

>>50511891
>>50511942
>>50511976
>>50512000
>>50512310
I gottchu

[Anonymous No.50512496]

How the fuck are people even living anymore? I make 80k/year, live with parents, my only luxuries are DoorDash once a month and 30/week on vape juice and supplies, and I’m slowly going broke still. That’s like $6k/year spending money, and I can’t afford to save with that

[Anonymous No.50512499]

>>50512446
cope
*squats on top of you and takes a fat shit*

[Anonymous No.50512500]

>>50512459
no this is just a mere fraction of our power. We may decide to no longer hold back, but that depends on the overarching plan.

[Anonymous No.50512505]

>>50512496
att reported that people arent paying their cellphone bills anymore
which is bullish

[Anonymous No.50512511]

Fuckers in wall street telling me, always in the markets "Baggie ain't 'bout this, Baggot ain't 'bout that" My boy a bull on fucking Lum and them He, he, they say that nigga don't be putting in no calls Shut the fuck up, y'all niggas ain't know shit All y'all motherfuckers talkin' about "baggie ain't no hitter, baggot ain't this, baggie a kike" Shut the fuck up, y'all don't live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got caught with a tranny and shit Nigga been on GIF since fuckin' I don't know when Motherfucker, stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them niggas coomers out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Baggie I'm fucking beatin' they ass, I'm not fucking playin' no more Know them niggas roll with Rocker and them (Young Chop on the beat)

[Anonymous No.50512520]

So bobos managed to wipe out one (1) day of gains. Wow, very impressive.

[Anonymous No.50512522]

>>50512505
>which is bullish
how??

[Anonymous No.50512528]

vix is red, dumbass bears are still gonna find some excuse for it while we melt up into next week. lmao. thanks for the dip buying opportunity bros

[Anonymous No.50512541]

Svix barely budged today.
This is the power of volatility

[Anonymous No.50512542]

>>50512520
We will get Cramer to open every day

[Anonymous No.50512548]

>SPY goes up a little
>UVXY goes back to where it opened
yes, i can feel it
i’m going to be flat broke
i will have thrown away 1/4 a million and have no way forward that is a worthwhile way to live, too late to get anywhere worth staying alive for
soon i wont have a single excuse not to kill myself
after pussying out every time i will finally be able to force myself to die

[Anonymous No.50512558]

>>50512522
it means if the fed raises 75 bps the market will limit down every day for weeks on end. and the fed will have to pivot before it goes to zero

[Anonymous No.50512561]

ding ding dong motherfuckers
time to larp about daily gains

[Anonymous No.50512563]

I will remember, always, how insanely out of control spook faggots and their top-down assraping of soceity got under Obama pt. 2. I will never ever forget that lesson for the rest of my voting life, I swear to God.

[Anonymous No.50512565]

how'd everyone do?

[Anonymous No.50512574]

>>50512561
>gains

[Anonymous No.50512575]

>>50512542
> we even survived the Cramer opening
> bears have NOTHING left

[Anonymous No.50512580]

PENCILS DOWN

HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND EVERYONE

I HAVE FAMILY COMING OVER TO VISIT, ALSO I WILL TRY TO HAVE A LOT OF RACEMIXING SEX WITH MY LATINA GIRLFRIEND

SEE YOU ON MONDAY

[Anonymous No.50512581]

>>50512528
I dont think that means what you think it means

[Anonymous No.50512585]

>>50512565
I will be drinking tonight

[Anonymous No.50512588]

>>50512281
>how was your week /smg
Not fun.

[Anonymous No.50512590]

LMAO at that buy volume into close

[Anonymous No.50512598]

>>50512561
-$22 (-0.03%) It's fucking over.

[Anonymous No.50512600]

>>50512575
Cramer only opened Monday

[Anonymous No.50512605]

>>50512563
I can't imagine having such hubris as these

[Anonymous No.50512612]

Big basket: -2.75991%
Smol basket: -6.78087%

....god damn I'm fucked

[Anonymous No.50512614]

[Anonymous No.50512615]

>>50512590
Yep. It turns out that they use Friday afternoon to expose our society as a farcical load of bullshit, just like they do for all the other ways they manipulate sentiment through lies and fascism.

[Anonymous No.50512632]

>>50512558
that is the dumbest thing I have read today...

[Anonymous No.50512635]

Up $9200 on the week, not bad. Gonna celebrate with some pills this weekend (:

[Anonymous No.50512647]

>>50512580
Go back

[Anonymous No.50512649]

>>50512588
Lol how

[Anonymous No.50512656]

I've lost 20% of my portfolio this month...
After losing 28% last month...
Thousands of dollars gone

[Anonymous No.50512660]

>>50512598

[Anonymous No.50512667]

>>50512184
nice song

[Anonymous No.50512681]

>>50512660
YOU BASTARD I'LL GET YOU

[Anonymous No.50512682]

>>50512426
US confirmed cases in children and pregnant women today

[Anonymous No.50512685]

>>50512548
Oh you're the anon who bet everything on a vol spike?
Can you share some details on what exactly you bought or sold?

[Anonymous No.50512700]

>>50512565
When did the mannarino do that?

[Anonymous No.50512705]

holding SPXS into next week. Betting on Apple getting crushed and Telsa not being able to hold the market up

[Anonymous No.50512708]

>>50512649
bought puts on spy at 385. If I had more powder would have shorted again at 400 but was out.

Go on without me.

only think that will help me feel better is having lots of unprotected race mixing sex with my Irish gf

[Anonymous No.50512709]

>>50512028
Normal people have been getting it for about 2 months now, CDC just wont admit that it's everywhere.
>Normies are getting it from malls/public transportation/public bathrooms/ cap this

[Anonymous No.50512719]

Imagine not playing the bond market

[Anonymous No.50512725]

Yesterday an anon sold $11.5 SNAP puts thinking he makes money if the price goes down. SNAP dropped 39% today, and is under $10. I think it's healthy to remind yourself that you're not the dumbest person on this board.

[Anonymous No.50512742]

>>50512685
not him but i put everything into uvxy about a month ago, it was obvious CPI was going up so I expected a market crash and circuit breakers, turns out the fed rate raises failing to curtail inflation was actually bullish, im down about 30% so far but I only gamble what Im comfortable losing, still sucks but Im going to ride this bitch all the way down to hell

[Anonymous No.50512759]

>>50512725
A few months ago I would have defended him. After the last paypal meta and snap (ffs) earnings reports they should have learned a thing or two

[Anonymous No.50512762]

>>50512725
so does he have to but at 11 or at 15? guessing 11

[Anonymous No.50512773]

>>50512705
>betting against the two greatest meme companies history has ever known when they've previously defied logical price movements
bruh...

[Anonymous No.50512777]

>>50512719
picture not even making $10k ytd...yikes

[Anonymous No.50512785]

>>50512565
>>50512561
+$50 for the day, +22.70 for the week. Didn't manage to get new positions opened for next week, so not horrible but not great either.

[Anonymous No.50512792]

I want to quit trading stocks and stop losing money... but this is the only community I have. Without this place, my life is truly empty
....I don't know what to fucking do anymore

[Anonymous No.50512810]

>>50512773
after seeing what Tesla did with that BTC for revenue I think they are out of cards to play

[Anonymous No.50512811]

>>50512792
its basically gamblers anonymous

[Anonymous No.50512823]

>>50512660
Why fucking bother. I hope you're just learning with small positions

[Anonymous No.50512830]

>>50512725
I remember him. He got upset when I called him a retard

[Anonymous No.50512832]

>>50512792
Pray to Jesus, ask for forgiveness and ask God to show you the path he has for you. God has a plan for you and it is good. Jesus saves and Christ is King. Have a good weekend Anon.

[Anonymous No.50512833]

Time to hit the gym at my local church. And hopefully find my trad wife. See you anons later.

[Anonymous No.50512839]

I can't understand what the market was today. It had a chance to close at 400 today but didn't. Shake out before FOMC? Insiders selling before earnings? The market usually rallies before Jerome Powell speaks.

[Anonymous No.50512841]

>>50512565
Up for the week.

What episode was that from? I missed it.

[Anonymous No.50512849]

>>50512833
good luck- so damn hot

[Anonymous No.50512852]

>>50512839
It literally rallied all week until SNAP earnings clogged the shitter wot u on about m8?

[Anonymous No.50512866]

So GUSH is right back where it started on Monday

[Anonymous No.50512870]

>>50512742
good luck anon

[Anonymous No.50512881]

>>50512792
learn to trade small with micro futures. and wait to be right. quit being a spaz.

[Anonymous No.50512894]

>>50512792
>this is the only community I have
you dont need a community
the only person you need acceptance from is yourself

[Anonymous No.50512896]

>>50512281
Still /cashgang/ and bored. I want to trade but the price action isn't letting me.

[Anonymous No.50512901]

Workday about done. Now to relax this weekend and do nothing. But then again i did nothing at work today to..no green to bag shares which sucks..

[Anonymous No.50512909]

>Why fucking bother. I hope you're just learning with small positions

[Anonymous No.50512914]

should i bout finna tryna grab a SNAP bag?

[Anonymous No.50512935]

>>50512881
That's what I'm doing... I'm just losing a couple hundred dollars at a time....
>>50512894
I've always hated myself and who I am

[Anonymous No.50512939]

>>50512098
Niggles haven't worked a day in their lives.

[Anonymous No.50512940]

>>50512852
I am looking for a high res, high detailed version of the pepe you posted.
Can an anon help out?
Thanks in advance.

[Anonymous No.50512960]

>>50512940

[Anonymous No.50512964]

>>50512833

[Anonymous No.50512966]

>>50512896
Based fellow cash chad

[Anonymous No.50512967]

>>50512935
meh give it a few yrs... took me 10 bc im a retard... never give up... go eat some protein lift and get some sun

[Anonymous No.50512975]

>>50512960
Tyvm anon

[Anonymous No.50512983]

>>50512896
>atelier thunder thighs
noice

[Anonymous No.50512997]

>>50512660
It's over

[Anonymous No.50513008]

>>50512841
>>50512700
The one from 7 hours ago

[Anonymous No.50513011]

>>50512792
just buy etfs when it's red and hold. stop doing dumb things like buying puts or buying weeklies on memes

[Anonymous No.50513015]

>>50512914
META reports next week, going to go down even more.

[Anonymous No.50513017]

>>50512909
get a fucking job dude

[Anonymous No.50513048]

@50513017
I'm at work right now
>Dood

[Anonymous No.50513050]

>>50512792
lol, I hang here and don't even trade. Join me. We can be tremendous bogle faggots ITT together

[Anonymous No.50513053]

>>50512914
Lol why

[Anonymous No.50513063]

>>50512565
EVUL
ABSURDLY EVUL

[Anonymous No.50513066]

>get a fucking job dude

[Anonymous No.50513071]

What does kissing feel like?

[Anonymous No.50513074]

>>50512792
I stopped trading 4 months ago lmao. But yeah get a life

[Anonymous No.50513077]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.50513084]

>>50513071
Like hitting a 3 bagger.

[Anonymous No.50513088]

Now that SIGA/MP is a nothing burger, what's the next 5x?

[Anonymous No.50513101]

>>50513015
META by now is just a perpetual small scale DCA moonshot bet.
Metaverse is either the new way of living or we will meander in the exact state of the world today for decades to come.
If Metaverse succeeds, dollar value of META will go infinite since with the Metaverse will come the new digital world currency.

[Anonymous No.50513112]

>>50513071
Not that great.

[Anonymous No.50513119]

>>50513071

[Anonymous No.50513123]

>>50512833
where's mine

[Anonymous No.50513146]

>>50512935
>I've always hated myself and who I am
I got you, anon
>I DON'T WANNA BE, WANNA BE ME. I DON'T WANNA BE, ME ANYMORE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=A8rpm0Eue-o

[Anonymous No.50513155]

>>50513017
boomer wagecuck triggered seethe

[Anonymous No.50513160]

>get slush
>syrup all at the bottom, practically undrinkable
>am surprised

alright weekend ruined.

[Anonymous No.50513181]

>be fartypants
>poop
>now smell poopy
day: unruined!

[Anonymous No.50513182]

>bobo's happy

seriously stupid bobo's you're going to get HORNED AND YOU MAY BE HORNED

[Anonymous No.50513192]

literally all any of you had to do in order to be happy today is to be a USAC bro

[Anonymous No.50513207]

>>50511851
The fact that so many people think this is a reversal, tells me this isn't a reversal

[Anonymous No.50513214]

Okay I bought UVXY calls for next week

If this doesn’t work I am going to kill myself

[Anonymous No.50513231]

>>50513192
>USAC
did they pay out today?

[Anonymous No.50513234]

>>50513160
Make your own

[Anonymous No.50513250]

>>50513008
ty

[Anonymous No.50513252]

Can someone please explain what the FUCK is wrong with the vix???

[Anonymous No.50513253]

>>50513231
puts nigga
fuck the divvy

[Anonymous No.50513280]

>>50513214
You'll be fine if you got 15c's or under

[Anonymous No.50513281]

>>50513008
Thanks fren. I can't watch the morning videos on time anymore due to electricity rationing.

[Anonymous No.50513282]

>>50513071
bags of sand

[Anonymous No.50513284]

Guy on cnbc is profusely stuttering and sweating explaining how bears are faggots and this downward movement can't possibly keep up. Last thing I saw before I left for work. Needless to say I immediately bought 100k

[Anonymous No.50513306]

>>50513253
having puts on a company sounds like the opposite of being a bro

[Anonymous No.50513310]

>>50511851
>Live Bloomberg stream:
>https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
Bloomberg shills cooking the threads apparently

[Anonymous No.50513314]

Just got done punching the wall
Does this need a bandage?

[Anonymous No.50513321]

careful bulls...be very careful

[Anonymous No.50513324]

>>50513182
>SNAP got SNAP'd
>FOMC Next week
>Amazon, apple, microsoft and meta earnings next week
Yeah I'm thinking the golden bear run is back.

[Anonymous No.50513325]

>>50513306
we had calls until a couple weeks ago

[Anonymous No.50513335]

>>50512426
>SIGA plummets 15% for no reason whatsoever
Every transaction requires a buyer and seller. Volume is non-existent. Thus, the WHO is not the catalyst that we thought it was going to be in terms of investors' outlook on that stock.

What that means is that the people who DID bet on the WHO announcement found the market liquid -- nobody is buying and selling. That's not a bearish signal -- it just means that the speculators that were hoping to gain in the short term this week got frozen out, and had to sell at a low enough price to entice a transaction that otherwise would not have taken place.

In other words -- MOST smart money isn't going to throw money at a stock that appreciated over 100% in two months. So those that want to sell NOW have to smash the price downward to actually entice people to take a risk. But those that are already in aren't selling off. It's trading turbulence not investor movement. The turbulence is just huge because the stock is low-cap and has had recent volatility --- which is exactly the reason why you invested in it in the first place.

If it WERE a bearish signal and SIGA was poised to drop based on pox being declared a nothingburger, we would have seen high down volume (i.e., massive selloff) on Thurs/Fri. That didn't happen.

tl;dr -- SIGA is still hibernating. Could go up, could go down, but right now it's just a crab rolling around in its sleep

[Anonymous No.50513336]

>>50513314
Just pour a bunch of hydrogen peroxide on it.

[Anonymous No.50513340]

>>50513314
no, quit fishing for attention you loser, get some self respect. no one else will save you

[Anonymous No.50513367]

>>50513314
Why are white men like this

[Anonymous No.50513384]

>>50513306
You swing the ex-div date. Calls leading up to it, puts just before to a couple days after the ex div. repeat every 3 months. (well 2 since you may want to start grabbing calls a month out)
The liquidity on options isn't great though so if you want the safer play albiet with lower returns, you can just do stock/shorts.
You can also hold the stock through the div date and execute a call at the bottom, collect the div and not lose much from the price drop. Depends on your tax burden which will be the best option for you.

[Anonymous No.50513389]

>>50513367
his mom made him delete it
>DELET THIS RYAN

[Anonymous No.50513393]

>>50513367
weak/passive father figures

[Anonymous No.50513397]

>>50513367
high testosterone

[Anonymous No.50513431]

>>50512866
Yes and BOIL went up 25% in a ween

[Anonymous No.50513460]

>>50511891
Short SIGA, Gays will stop pissing and fucking eachother. They are a respectable people

[Anonymous No.50513475]

>>50513281
>electricity rationing.
Hello there Hans

[Anonymous No.50513487]

>>50513384
execute a put*

[Anonymous No.50513494]

>>50513431
Boil is buying September contract right now, massive demand because everyone wants to have gas available for winter if russia cuts supply

[Anonymous No.50513503]

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-07-22/-historic-correction-grips-canada-s-housing-market-rbc-says
This seems pretty bullish.

[Anonymous No.50513547]

>>50511976
>Similar to the orgy in Saturday
>This was his second orgy this week
>Don't tell gay people to stop fucking

Fucking kek you absolutely worthless degenerates

[Anonymous No.50513551]

>>50513503

[Anonymous No.50513563]

>>50512071
He cute tho

[Anonymous No.50513564]

>>50513393
This.

[Anonymous No.50513579]

>>50513503
Their market needs much more than a 12% correction.

[Anonymous No.50513593]

[Anonymous No.50513603]

>>50512167
Options overall switched from net negative to net positive

[Anonymous No.50513614]

>>50513321
I'm tempted to believe this because SPY hasn't closed the gap from the previous CPI/PPI releasing back in June. The CPI/PPI for July gapped the market down but rallied both times. I honestly don't understand.

[Anonymous No.50513669]

>>50513503
Yeah uhhhh Pretty sure they need closer to a 90% correction at this point. At least for some places, maybe closer to 50-70% nationwide.

[Anonymous No.50513693]

>>50513669
not really that bad considering you could fit 20-25 pods in there. 500k/pod is on the cheap side for pod dwellers.

[Anonymous No.50513695]

>>50513669
You don't need a house that big. A cozy pod runs you $100,000 max, perfect for new homebuyers, and it's way cooler and easier to clean than a big bulky old house. Prices won't go down that much dude, just stop expecting to get a palace.

[Anonymous No.50513700]

>>50513669
>Buillt on elevation
>Castle walls
>Bars on windows
>ADT sign
>11k
Guaranteed black or mexican hood

[Anonymous No.50513705]

SPY has an unclosed gap above 4800, it must be filled.

[Anonymous No.50513706]

>>50513669
LA will be that, 10,15 years from now you will be able to walk up Beverly Hills and see all the run down abandoned mansions

[Anonymous No.50513708]

>>50513669
isn't that canadian dollars though
how much is that in money

[Anonymous No.50513713]

>>50512167
Money to be made on trapped bulls after fleecing the bears this week. The market doesn't reflect the economy.

[Anonymous No.50513729]

>>50513708
2

[Anonymous No.50513749]

>>50513335
Astute observations

[Anonymous No.50513752]

>red day
>vix slammed anyway
anons STILL think Powell isn't going to get his soft landing. kek.

[Anonymous No.50513756]

How fucked are my august UVXY 12 calls? This market is behaving like a fucking scam

[Anonymous No.50513762]

>>50513756
and thats a good thing, heres why!

[Anonymous No.50513766]

>>50513669
>8.5 million USD

[Anonymous No.50513769]

Is the next fed meeting bullish?
It's been dumping pretty hard today

[Anonymous No.50513772]

>>50513700
>11k
Anon... Your glasses, put them back on.
>>50513706
LA maybe not because they have more sprawl, but SF/South Bay is getting up there - east bay is still a bit cheaper because of all the crime, but not by much.
>>50513695
>>50513693
You guys are right, this is a value property for imported Indian Tech workers willing to live in pods (they will never lose their virginity anyway)

[Anonymous No.50513773]

>>50513669
Chinese money laundering is a hell of a thing

[Anonymous No.50513793]

>>50513614
Algos love gaps. We arent on a fundamentally bullish trajectory so gaps are a very reasonable explanation

[Anonymous No.50513795]

Now that we've been anally fucked, what's next for us SIGA sissies?

[Anonymous No.50513804]

>>50512561
11 points on ES

[Anonymous No.50513840]

>>50513795
can somebody explain that webm. Please

[Anonymous No.50513851]

>>50513795
makes me wonder if we should throw fags in volcanos to save the world from climate change.

[Anonymous No.50513885]

>>50513840
>can somebody explain that webm. Please
the slide cooks the tranny

[Anonymous No.50513893]

>>50513851
We could solve so many issues with volcanos...

[Anonymous No.50513894]

>>50513795
We got a Marburg outbreak in Ghana

[Anonymous No.50513909]

>>50513894
BVNRY makes the jab for that too.

[Anonymous No.50513926]

>>50513909
BioCryst has the treatment

[Anonymous No.50513973]

>>50511851

[Anonymous No.50513987]

>>50513885
> the slide cooks the tranny
Nice

[Anonymous No.50514013]

Mumu will return Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.50514028]

>>50513926
Not deemed safe and effective by the FDA

[Anonymous No.50514040]

>>50514028
Not yet, I'd keep an eye on it

[Anonymous No.50514059]

>>50513973
Nice

[Anonymous No.50514101]

Weekend comes, everyone gets a 3 day ban. Great times

[Anonymous No.50514146]

>>50514013
Why not Monday?

[Anonymous No.50514230]

>>50514101
Jannies have chilled their faggotry a bit as far as I can tell

[Anonymous No.50514235]

>>50514146
Markets closed Monday

[Anonymous No.50514250]

The fuck is going on with the ten year?

[Anonymous No.50514261]

>>50514146
now Jewish holidays that week so by default Monday is a Jewish holiday. how you going to invest and not know this?

[Anonymous No.50514273]

>>50514235
American markets? I don't know how, but I have googled it like 5 times and looked at 8 different websites and none of them say shit about the markets being closed on July 25

[Anonymous No.50514274]

>>50513335
ALSO if Monkey pee was a nothingburger BVNY the vaccine would have not continued going up..

[Anonymous No.50514286]

>>50514101
Nah, jannys probably gme shitposting on reddit

[Anonymous No.50514298]

>>50514261
>no Jewish holidays that week
>so by default Monday is a Jewish holiday
Ok idk if there's a gas leak in my house or what, but this does not make any fucking sense to me. Like I literally cannot comprehend what your sentences are trying to convey. If the jews don't have a holiday in a given week, they make Monday a holiday? What? Do they do this every week?

[Anonymous No.50514315]

>>50514298
yes unless it's already a holiday. global markets 101.

[Anonymous No.50514344]

>>50514315
I'm guessing this is a meme that simply means nothing big generally happens on Mondays? Please stop fucking with me fren and just spell it out, you have no idea how unbelievably close I am to killing myself and my brain is so, so tired

[Anonymous No.50514371]

>>50514344
Buddy check Intel computer

[Anonymous No.50514389]

Kek I'm cash gang and just watched today because I think this is going to continue for a while and I can't stop laughing at siga trannies. Thanks bros

[mccairndojo No.50514433]

>>50514389
betting on homos getting sick is over, it is globohomo that we are after.

[Anonymous No.50514435]

NEW fucking thread. Thanks for the heads up you worthless baking homosexual
>>50513887

[Anonymous No.50514443]

>>50514433
So what do I buy

[Anonymous No.50514519]

>>50514443
brown pants to contain your poop next week

[Anonymous No.50515571]

>>50512709
Unprecedented levels of copium
>>50513840
Definitely not shopped. Promise

[Anonymous No.50516625]

Why are tech stock earnings bearish? Amazon just had their most successful prime day yet.

[Anonymous No.50517009]

thoughts on my little charterino?

[Anonymous No.50517846]

>>50516625
Because consumers are rekt right now due to inflation, interest rates hurt high beta stocks, etc.

[Anonymous No.50517870]

>>50513614
People think the Fed is going to pivot and are trying to frontrun a bailout. A lot of economic indicators are shit right now which would imply a recession and pivot + QE again. The CPI is at 9% and can't go much higher due to commodities falling, thus inflation has peaked, giving the Fed more room to pivot.