/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50544725]

Always appreciate girls in their summer clothes

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/p:blue+archivehttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for lean hog Larries
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html <----- 3 days

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

last >>50540156

[Anonymous No.50544737]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.50544743]

what is wrong with H1Bs? the ones down the street have porsches and teslas in their driveway, but their windows are pasted up with those neon green posterboards from the dollar store instead of curtains

[Anonymous No.50544748]

>>50544725
I'll buy puts of my local oil company.

[Anonymous No.50544754]

I really need a bullish week I bought a ton of monthly Netflix calls and am currently underwater.

[Anonymous No.50544762]

If I have a red ID this thread we're going to be -5% or more on the week.

[Anonymous No.50544768]

>>50544754
Just. Hedge. With. SOXS

[Anonymous No.50544774]

Based

[Anonymous No.50544775]

>>50544737
>Baking
No you're not. This is the thread

[Anonymous No.50544781]

>>50544743
you can take the shit out of the street, but the street is still a shitting street

[Anonymous No.50544787]

Anyone have opinions on very low volume companies? I'm talking under 100K daily volume. Seems like they have big opporunity to run when they produce some good news and are shielded from broader market dumps. A place free of algos.

[Anonymous No.50544806]

>>50544754
>I bought a ton of monthly Netflix calls
what about the current market situation led you to believe that NFLX would go up. in less than a month no less. Let me guess: you "bought the dip"?

[Anonymous No.50544811]

>>50544787
successful smaller companies are typically not traded publicly. those that are tend to be shit.

[Anonymous No.50544813]

Need gf

[Anonymous No.50544822]

>>50544743
Frugal grindset, that's how you make it

[Anonymous No.50544828]

How was your weekend es em gee?

[Anonymous No.50544829]

Oh I appreciate summer alright. Yoga pants, jean shorts, short dresses,blue jeans. Tight tops. Yep I appreciate it very much. Only thing missing is the back yard pools. None of my neighbors has one. Damn shame.

[Anonymous No.50544834]

>>50544806
No. Just 5 days ago a whole bunch of new frens saw a bear rally and decided the recession was over and proceeded to trick dipshits into buying calls.
>I will never invest in SIGA
>I’d rather gamble on YANG/SOXS

[Anonymous No.50544835]

>>50544725
Market Crashes next week. Hope you're ready.

https://twitter.com/lynssss3125/status/1550636109205590019?t=lE5y2fD2jf8aNuYPvkxKtA&s=19

[Anonymous No.50544840]

>>50544806
I mean you could argue that as people get rid of subscriptions they will first drop Netflix competitors and then compared to those poor numbers slightly less poor numbers of Netflix would look bullish. You can argue a lot of things

[Anonymous No.50544841]

>>50544774
Deserved for buying partial shares
>>50544787
I think it's wise to start accumulating small caps now. I think they have a lot of potential if they survive this recent downturn.

[Anonymous No.50544844]

>>50544754
>I bought a ton of monthly Netflix calls
buy le dip forever

[Anonymous No.50544846]

>>50544813
same

[Anonymous No.50544852]

>>50544768
Do you think this will be a SOXS week though? They're getting close to finishing up the CHIPS act

[Anonymous No.50544860]

>>50544806
I thought they had really good earnings and it has been wanting to move higher, along with being something normies would jump on if it looked like it was taking off, so I thought if it could just get a spark it would rocket. But I guess people don't see the earnings as positive as I do.

[Anonymous No.50544862]

>>50544846
>>50544813
Have you two tried showing your portfolios to drunk woman at local establishments?
>shits not THAT hard

[Anonymous No.50544873]

>>50544852
I saw that the republicans poison pilled it with 1k amendments. It’ll never see the light of day.

[Anonymous No.50544876]

>>50544846
This is really hot. I just fapped an hour ago but I'm getting hard.

[Anonymous No.50544887]

>>50544828
Uneventful, but I got a lot of chores done.

[Anonymous No.50544894]

>>50544862
They’re Am*rican (170lbs/77kg). That’s why I invested in Japan. Also, White women love the bull piercing

[Anonymous No.50544900]

>>50544846
That's a nice butt.

[Anonymous No.50544903]

>>50544876
conceptualize the aroma

[Anonymous No.50544909]

>>50544725
My gf literally looks like this (minus the long strands of hair). How can I get her to cosplay this character?

[Anonymous No.50544916]

>>50544876
yeah dude imagine bending her over those wires and slamming her until the knobs slice open her belly and her organs start leaking out

[Anonymous No.50544917]

>>50544834
>he tried to play a market rally
>with one of the most dogshit stocks in the S&P in an overinvested industry
reflect on your mistakes

>>50544840
that is an interesting thesis. but it would take significantly more than one (1) month to play out. which is the duration for which that anon bought calls.

>>50544860
>betting outright on market sentiment
OK at least this one is a coherent thesis
But at that point why not just buy TSLA calls or something, heck even ARKK

[Anonymous No.50544922]

>>50544835
Fags like him and "babethepigboi" are the ones responsible for causing a literal biblical plague to happen.

Anyway, hope you guys bought SIGA before it rises sky high in price.

[Anonymous No.50544928]

>>50544894
I’m american. Here is why it’s anti semetic to invest is SOXS
>priced in

[Anonymous No.50544944]

>Educational sites
>exhentai

[Anonymous No.50544950]

>>50544903
would ram his butthole / 10

[Anonymous No.50544955]

>>50544922
I might buy a share or two

[Anonymous No.50544957]

anyone here use the twelvedata api? im trying to build some custom indicators with python

[Anonymous No.50544964]

>>50544846
Must be a southern girl. Hell of a nice ass on her. No tattoos either (from what I see anyway), which is rare anymore it seems like.

[Anonymous No.50544970]

Sorry guys, it was fun while it lasted. Please don’t forget to invest in commodities like cannabis and uranium
>recession is inevitable

[Anonymous No.50544981]

>>50544846
>>50544903
I love women unironically.

[Anonymous No.50544982]

Every day during the work week I wake up 5 minutes before my im supposed to be logged in for work, whip out my cock, and beat my meat for hours up until lunch time watching my low market cap gems pump. Funny thing is I’ve only known about my gems because of /biz/ yards in this thread. I’ve seen so much fucking green for the past two weeks and it’s all thanks to you. Because of you all, I blow fat strings of cum all over my boxers and hands in bed while also getting paid 90k a year to do this. Now as a preemptive move….everyone PLEASE tell me what low market cap stock gems you’re looking at that have good recent news and are players in their niche market/industry? Thank you all in advance.

[Anonymous No.50544993]

>>50544964
Texan

[Anonymous No.50545000]

>>50544828
bretty nice. One of the better ones this year for sure

[Anonymous No.50545006]

>>50544846
>that bruise on the knee
>ugly shoes
>a-are those brown spots dingleberries?
>hanging on barb wire isn’t sturdy

4/10 would bang

[Anonymous No.50545014]

>>50544903
You WILL tell me that's a woman. You WILL not tell me that's a man. And you WILL like it.
>>50544887
Nice.
>>50545000
Is that from hiking or something like that? I barely got to do much fishing just because it was so fucking hot.

[Anonymous No.50545019]

>>50545014
Hiking with tree cover to avoid the sun

[Anonymous No.50545037]

>>50545019
Well done. I only fished while wading in the creek to cool me down lol, then went to a pond once the sun was going down. It's the perfect time to walk in creeks because it makes it feel like it's only 80 or 85 degrees instead of 95 or 100.

[Anonymous No.50545040]

>>50544970
Why the fuck is this stupid bitch NOW pushing for a recession?

[Anonymous No.50545047]

YWNBAW FAGGOT ASS JANJAN

[Anonymous No.50545049]

Predictions on gaysex opening price?

>13.13

[Anonymous No.50545058]

>HOGS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Time to force physical delivery. No more paper hogs.
#OINKTOGETHERSTRONG

[Anonymous No.50545059]

>>50544743
>H1Bs
what's wrong with paying slaves from foreign counties less money instead of giving those jobs to fellow citizens?

https://youtu.be/INdLdsXm_S0

Wish I could find the video I'm thinking of but I think it was by this same guy or maybe the millionaire tech lead guy, where they explained how basically hb1v immigrants are basically slaves. Sure they're paid but they unironically have to do everything their managers tell them to do because at any point they can be let go. And unlike a normal citizen who can just get unemployment and find another job eventually, if a hb1 causes any problems them getting fired gets them effectively shipped back to the shit hole they came from.

damn I really wish I could find the video I'm thinking of. They went on to explain the exact same thing happens in big tech companies and universities with their "lab students" who stay on as students for decades. maybe I've posted it here before or someone else is familiar with it. was very interesting to hear about.

Unironically I think our economy would be in far better shape if we got rid of hb1v because it's just the new slavery and it hurts our own citizens. What if instead of hiring 3rd worlders at reduced pay, we set up tech programs to encourage our own citizens youth to enter these fields? just a thought.

[Anonymous No.50545062]

>>50545049
14.88

[Anonymous No.50545083]

>>50544957
what kind of indicators? do you mean price action indicators?

[Anonymous No.50545090]

>jerome attends midweek meeting first week of november
>answers questions about economic conditions saying inflation has yet to be tamed
>14 percent inflation bonds will be the set standard for a few years, we may see near 20 percent, best investment around says powell
>reporters in background start shouting to turn on CNBC
>in the past weeks cramer was saying the dip is the greatest opportunity of a lifetime, bonds will always suck he said
>dave ramsey spent september that now is the time to go all in and pay your mortgage like a good boy, do not hold bonds, its too risky at near 10 percent, like buying bitcoin
>chaos, SP500 dumps a 10 percent in less then hour wont slow down until 20 percent, bitcoin drops below 10k in a single wick

[Anonymous No.50545091]

>>50545062
Oy vey! It's anudda shawarma

[Anonymous No.50545096]

Will lumber prices go negative so people will pay me to store it? That'd be nice.

[Anonymous No.50545097]

>>50545047
based

[Anonymous No.50545104]

>>50545059
>Unironically I think our economy would be in far better shape if we got rid of hb1v because it's just the new slavery and it hurts our own citizens. What if instead of hiring 3rd worlders at reduced pay, we set up tech programs to encourage our own citizens youth to enter these fields? just a thought.

cheaper labor means higher profits which are best for business

[Anonymous No.50545110]

I all in'd into BOIL and it literally saved my portfolio that was down 22k.

[Anonymous No.50545114]

Just went to burger King for my weekly two McChicken small fries for $4.99 and no line. No line at Wendy's or other fast food places either. Recessions confirmed boys.

[Anonymous No.50545126]

>>50545114
Mcdonalds charged my $3.99 for a basic level egg mcmuffin the other day. Theyre going to miss on profits but beat on revenue.

[Anonymous No.50545154]

>>50545104
Pajeets are incompetent tho. We had one at our office and our boomer boss prohibited functionality our vendor’s software is intended to use because he used it in an odd and dumb way. His English was Unintelligible and we had a poojeeta documentation person who lied about being pregnant and fucked us over during a project

[Anonymous No.50545161]

>>50545083
the kinds that indicate things?

[Anonymous No.50545162]

So besides the monke in the room...

Why are investors dumping their chinese assets? Taiwan invasion soon?

https://twitter.com/AlessioUrban/status/1551241357070671873

[Anonymous No.50545169]

How fucked is my SIGA short position ? My TA suggests it won’t open above $13 or so, so I have time to exit right?

[Anonymous No.50545176]

henlo anon, did you miss me?

[Anonymous No.50545177]

>>50545047
God I wish that were me (the female).

[Anonymous No.50545186]

>>50545162
>chinese
maybe something to Do with the run on their banks


>>50545161
lamda functions

[Anonymous No.50545189]

>>50544737
what, like a cake or maybe some dumplings?

[Anonymous No.50545191]

>>50545169
Unless this final media push this weekend is a nithing burger. I’d say your puts are fucked

[Anonymous No.50545198]

>>50545162
I guess they finally realized everything related to Chyna is a scam

[Anonymous No.50545199]

>>50545110
I wish I timed the boil bottom

[Anonymous No.50545214]

>>50545199
I DCA'd down to 44.02

[Anonymous No.50545228]

>>50544768
I need SOXL and ONEM to 2x from $17 quick.

[Anonymous No.50545248]

>>50545186
i will be using aws eventually for this project but that's not what indicators are for silly

>>50545189
dumplings filled with meatloaf cake

[Anonymous No.50545251]

>>50545191
But it won’t go past like 15 right?

[Anonymous No.50545255]

>>50545110
Don't get greedy with that shitcoin though. It's worse than oil lol.

[Anonymous No.50545256]

>>50545162
>Why are investors dumping their ch*nese assets?
because they aren't DAMN commies

[Anonymous No.50545335]

>>50545251
>he bet against the globohomo jews
how much did you gamble?

[Anonymous No.50545340]

>>50545162
>record debt levels
>demographic cliff
>manufacturers running for the exit
>overseas investors pulling out
>water resources running out
China is imploding.

[Anonymous No.50545363]

>>50545162
>China invades Taiwan
How the fuck do you play this?
Local semis aren't going to go anywhere anytime soon, it'll take years to build local factories. What, long NVDA and INTC?

[Anonymous No.50545386]

>>50545363
>INTC
*sips*
Ahhh, yep. INTC is the white man's chip built right here in the USA.

[Anonymous No.50545394]

>>50545363
TSM would likely gigadump.

[Anonymous No.50545411]

>>50545394
Bullish for SOXS

[Anonymous No.50545414]

>>50545363
>long NVDA
uhhh I hate to break it to ya bud
but they don't own their fabs

GloFo just did an IPO recently so that's certainly an option. INTC isn't half bad way to play it either though begging on their knees for gov gibs does not inspire confidence.

[Anonymous No.50545424]

>>50545414
>begging on their knees for gov gibs does not inspire confidence
Are they receiving gibs already? Suppose something happens and government scales up funding

[Anonymous No.50545431]

What if BANKS create money, not the fed?

[Anonymous No.50545432]

>>50545386
>INTC is the white man's chip built right here in the USA.

https://youtu.be/HgbdgShN4zA

would never put in money into Intel.

[Anonymous No.50545436]

>>50544725
>Always appreciate girls in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes

[Anonymous No.50545448]

>>50545431
you may be on to something anon, go on.

[Anonymous No.50545455]

>>50545432
>would never put in money into Intel
You have to think about what's the worst case for the average person. You don't want to be censored? They'll push for it. Encourage it. Demand it.
Therefore, it will receive the most attention and continue having more inflows. It's like investing in alcohol or tobacco. The average person "needs" it

[Anonymous No.50545470]

>>50545432
Yet you can't name a better semi stock that manufactures in the US and doesn't have a chink CEO. SAD!

[Anonymous No.50545480]

>>50545424
>Are they receiving gibs already?
did CHIPS act pass? if not, then no

[Anonymous No.50545505]

>>50545470
>>50545455
china can make better chips than intell

[Anonymous No.50545510]

>>50545394
TSMC is a vital asset to the US/Europe there is no way they would let China invade and lose that

>>50545414
Intel's been throwing money at w/e and has shown little to no results when it comes to lithography
It took them *way* too long to have an answer to Zen , we were on the 3rd iteration of Zen before Intel had a good competitor against it

[Anonymous No.50545521]

>>50545505
that may be so, but have you seen dorito chips?

[Anonymous No.50545541]

>>50545162
2 things have happened:

1) Essentially people had a utopian liberal vision that war was over, or that it would be immediately suicidal to attempt due to sanctions, everything could now be resolved at the UN. Ukraine proved this to be decidedly false.

2) The surprising lack of solidarity on ukraine by emerging powers india, brazil, china, mid east, etc, has shown there is now a serious block forming that actually has the power to challenge the west, if not eclipse it in 10-20 years.

Basically Ukraine has revealed the cards we thought we were holding are no where close as strong as they were, and establishment is panicking.

[Anonymous No.50545566]

This fat fuck incinerated milllions

[Anonymous No.50545568]

>>50545566
Hahaaha

[Anonymous No.50545585]

>>50545480
This pisses me off, Ultimatums are 7cc, and are 3 color. That should be WUB based on its effect.

[Anonymous No.50545586]

>>50545510
>It took them *way* too long to have an answer to Zen
b-but I thought Intel was still king in gaming with just a few simple cooler mods? and they are now 5nm super power with latest gen??

[Anonymous No.50545626]

>>50545566
I warned you guys about this shit


They are *still* printing shares by the millions every year obliterating shareholder value.

They don't have any actual cash on hand and have just been making warrants/shares to pay for things for years

[Anonymous No.50545631]

>>50545335
About 20k on September 12.5P

[Anonymous No.50545642]

>>50544811
>>50544841
Not small cap companies, small VOLUME companies. There are multi-billion dollar companies that aren't traded as highly as some of the big guys.

[Anonymous No.50545654]

>>50545585
Look again, it is 7cc
you're right on the WUB though, I did RG because muh alternating red line / green line = crab but looking at that mana cost the color scheme might look OK. Maybe I'll re-make it at some point.

Also, although your card text is less retarded than mine and might even be a believable card. it is not crab themed. so it loses a few points for that.

[Anonymous No.50545655]

"A dumb conspiracy theory" - Vox
"Really makes you think" -/biz/
"The 1984 of our time" - Wall Street Journal
"A crock of crap" - New York Times
"An astounding production" - Cartoon Brew
"The best short film of 2022" - Anonymous

You Will Eat The Bugs (2022), dir. Biz, Leonardo of
Digital Animation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_8LTUmHWP0

[Anonymous No.50545656]

Although I would never purchase this watery concoction, I am at a birthday party and it’s free. Cheers, John.

[Anonymous No.50545661]

>>50545626
But at the base of it there is no "Secret Sauce" there. At best it was an attempt to arbitrage non-diesel/diesel prices since even in the ideal scenario it still burned more energy than it could produce.
/smg/ just got burned by that Fat Fuck and the bayhorse pajeets. Actual big, dumb as shit hedge funds got burned by SHOP
Canada is basically northern India. It has 1 mining and 1 utility company worth possibly looking at, but the rest is "poo in the loo" tier. Always has been.

[Anonymous No.50545665]

>>50545654
>>50545585
Fucking nerds. Do you even invest is HAS?

[Anonymous No.50545677]

>>50545411
TSM isn't in SOXL/SOXS's top holdings.
>>50545510
>there is no way they would let China invade and lose that
It's not like Ukraine, which they did let get invaded lol. It's an island. It's much harder to funnel weaponry and intel to an island that, if an invasion were to happen, would likely be totally blockaded and blacked out. An actual war between Taiwan and China would be absolutely bloody though. Easily could push around 1 million total causalities.

[Anonymous No.50545703]

>>50545631
oof anon

[Anonymous No.50545704]

futures going green

[Anonymous No.50545721]

>>50545665
Not yet, but I might grab a few synth futures to play their ER following Dominaria Legends' release - it works out wonderfully for timing too. Sept 9th is the release date, the shemitah ends near the end of the month, and earnings would be on October, though it'll probably be the one after that.

[Anonymous No.50545753]

>>50545255
Ok thanks dad

[Anonymous No.50545761]

>>50545721
It’s unfortunate that Arena is what killed paper magic but is also what saved the company from annihilattion.

[Anonymous No.50545768]

>>50545721
Mirin that stack.

Seriously considering a case of collectors dominaria

[Anonymous No.50545770]

>>50545665
I haven't kept up with new sets in quite a while so no. Just found out recently there are now "set booster" vs "draft boosters", AKA more money grubbing. MTG is a good game but HAS is at best a mediocre steward of it.

[Anonymous No.50545782]

>people are larping as SIGA shorters now

[Anonymous No.50545783]

>>50545626
Nobody here buys OTC here except for the most degenerate of gamblers here. Like the people who bought BOTY
>>50545656
Never turn down free beer.

[Anonymous No.50545787]

>>50545753
No problem kiddo. I'm going to go have sex with your mother now.

[Anonymous No.50545789]

Ah shit I just got a dmca notice from my isp for torrenting, they used to never care. What do /smg/?

[Anonymous No.50545798]

>>50545661
my favourite thing about CMC was how they finally got some small sale of $1.5M

but the broker that made the sale got 5% comm + 3.75 million warrants , of course it was the shareholders that got ass blasted

Don's daddy gave the company some high interest loans at the start (of course *he* got paid)

It's all some retarded vanity project for this fat fuck at the expense of shareholders

>>50545783
CMC and bayhorse was pushed hard here, clearly some idiots bought it

[Anonymous No.50545806]

>>50545770
Legit they released a standard on,y for arena mode. Skipping an entire release for paper. Fucking dopest set
>baulders gate descent into Avernus 5e
And it won’t be printed for paper. ..

[Anonymous No.50545808]

punished s&p pattern formed, bullish

[Anonymous No.50545820]

>>50545789
kek just ignore it, worst case they cancel your service. if they call and say ahh geeez dood.. these kids I don't know what they get up to... I'm on these pills bro!

[Anonymous No.50545824]

>>50545806
>a standard only for arena mode
?

[Anonymous No.50545828]

Why should SIGA go over $20? They have 37 employees and are already at 1B market cap.

[Anonymous No.50545834]

>>50544922
I only have 138 shares. God damn it why did I hesitate. Why didn't I put everything into SIGA?!

[Anonymous No.50545833]

>>50545631
you are done lmao

[Anonymous No.50545836]

Is history going to repeat itself?

[Anonymous No.50545842]

>>50545834
at least you'll be a knight of gay sex, i only have 50 so i'll be stuck in the pits

[Anonymous No.50545854]

>>50545836
Will we have a swan dive like we did in 2020 or we just going to keep trickling down?

[Anonymous No.50545855]

>>50545824
Cards you will never play on a kitchen tble

[Anonymous No.50545869]

>>50544725
hifumibros...

[Anonymous No.50545887]

>>50544922
>>50544955
>>50545834
Call me cynical, but I'm sure the Universe will find a way to fuck us over. I refuse to believe that I actually put my money on a winner for once.

[Anonymous No.50545919]

>>50544813
Hey I'm the incel who posts about my desire for a Jewish gf. And my hatred of women and minorities even though i just wish one would love me. Back the fuck off bro.

[Anonymous No.50545934]

you guys did sell the news on SIGA last week….right?

[Anonymous No.50545946]

>>50545919
i work with a jewish girl, and i cant tell if she likes me. it is driving me fucking insane. i need it

[Anonymous No.50545961]

ALL IN SPY 250 PUTS EOW

[Anonymous No.50545963]

>>50545806
>arena only release
I do NOT want to play MTG:ADHD friendly version on my phone like some gacha player
Paper MTG, slinging some random kitchen table level decks with my bros and doing an occasional IN PERSON draft with 7ish ***HUMAN** opponents picking cards in the other packs is why I play the game. I will never and I mean never play arena.

To be honest, the actual content of the recent sets looks solid from what I've seen. Creative team & rules team is still going strong it seems. I just don't feel like I have the time anymore to keep up with things enough to do paper draft, and most of my friends don't play that much anymore. It is also kind of a money incinerator if you get too far into it so there's that as well.

[Anonymous No.50545970]

>>50545934
Yeah my stoploss triggered. I only lost $100

[Anonymous No.50545993]

>>50545887
I'm worried about that too but I'm up for now so let's wait and see.
Source?

[Anonymous No.50546004]

>>50545993
yeah you should have sold ATH last week that was the pump

[Anonymous No.50546008]

Instagram and Reddit give me faster dopamine hits than 4chan. Give me one good reason to hang out with you slow posting degenerates

[Anonymous No.50546013]

>>50545656
Cut your nails.

[Anonymous No.50546022]

Give it to me straight, bros: is it fucking over this week?

[Anonymous No.50546029]

>>50546008
>Give me one good reason to hang out with you slow posting degenerates
You shouldn't be reliant on the internet for dopamine hits.

[Anonymous No.50546030]

>>50546022
I feel like it could very well pump, but also very well drop, but I think the former is more likely. Did that help?

[Anonymous No.50546044]

>>50546030
I mean, I expect absolute retard moves around FOMC; so yeah I gues.1

[Anonymous No.50546053]

I have no position in SIGA.
Never have. Never well.

[Anonymous No.50546056]

>>50546022
pelosi getting blown up flying to taiwan:
PRICED IN

[Anonymous No.50546065]

Money flows to me.
I am a money magnet.
Money comes easy to me.
I like money.
I am wealthy.

[Anonymous No.50546068]

>>50546008
You're not funposting hard enough.

[Anonymous No.50546073]

>>50546022
Wouldn't a negative GDP implying a recession be bullish because it'd signal the fed will stop hiking sooner?

[Anonymous No.50546077]

>>50546068
>>50546008
You gotta go hard

[Anonymous No.50546079]

>>50546056
Ho lee fuk don't tease me like that.

[Anonymous No.50546080]

>>50546065
Money flows to you.
You are a money magnet.
Money comes easily to you.
You like money.
You are wealthy.

[Anonymous No.50546096]

>>50546073
idk I feel they will report everything as normal and therefore 100bp is appropriate.

[Anonymous No.50546098]

>>50546008
There are none. We're too boring. Other sites are better

[Anonymous No.50546100]

>futures are red
bull bros... I think it's finally over... this wasn't supposed to happen

[Anonymous No.50546101]

>>50546065
Money flows to me.
I am a money magnet.
Money comes easy to me.
I like money.
I am wealthy.

[Anonymous No.50546104]

Vilidium will allow syscon and smart contracts to scale up to 4 million transactions per second, and allow the processing power to run Web 3.0 which means Smart cities, Financial system and Metaverses simultaneously.

[Anonymous No.50546115]

>>50546096
The only way the GDP isn't negative is if they just make it up as being positive. I do think however if GDP is WORSE than the last number it could be bearish; but if it's better yet negative it could imply the worst is over therefore bullish.

[Anonymous No.50546123]

>>50546022
>Jpow opening his mouth
>rape hikes
>PCE on Friday
yea

[Anonymous No.50546141]

>>50546101
Money flows from the jews.
The Jews are a money repellent.
Money goes easy from the jews.
Money does not like the jews.
The jews are not wealthy.

Pass it on.

[Anonymous No.50546149]

>>50546123
>GDP Thursday

[Anonymous No.50546152]

>>50546115
It's such a shit show. I don't even know what to say. Protect yourself and I hope you make it.

[Anonymous No.50546162]

Damn, it was only a dream that USDJPY was at 154.

[Anonymous No.50546163]

>>50546100
PISSING OUT THE WINDOW
AND SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW
ARE TWO
DIFFERENT
THINGS

[Anonymous No.50546177]

>>50546053
I have 300 shares still.
AAAAAAAAHHHHH

[Anonymous No.50546191]

GDP more like poop and pee.

[Anonymous No.50546197]

>>50546177
kek enjoy your sell the news dump

[Anonymous No.50546201]

so if the stock market crashed last time rates went to 2.5 percent why won't it crash this time?

[Anonymous No.50546232]

>>50546201
Because the banks are still brrrrring. ECB and PBC are printing. Liquidity is entering the market aka QE, they’re just calling it something different like “emergency we do whatever we want” money

[Anonymous No.50546252]

>>50544828
i spent like $400 on new clothes. never seriously dressed myself as a grown man before
i am now sexy and cuties were mirin

[Anonymous No.50546282]

>>50546073
thats only if the fed actually was going to stop hiking sooner
but they wont. so it might pump on that thought, but then fucking dump when they hike anyways down through the fall

[Anonymous No.50546288]

>>50544743
They're growing weed for extra income.

[Anonymous No.50546291]

>>50545566
I made two grand off of garbage juice. What a lucky break that was. No more penny shit for me.

[Anonymous No.50546300]

>>50546282
Well they'll hike this upcoming time, and maybe one more. Anyone know when wall street thinks they'll stop?

[Anonymous No.50546304]

>>50544835
post your puts

[Anonymous No.50546310]

>>50544725
What the fuck is Hifumi doing here?

[Anonymous No.50546314]

It's not the heat, it's the humidity!

[Anonymous No.50546331]

>>50546300
theyre gonna keep going until november. thats my bet. however, them stopping is not enough to bring us back to ATHs, not even close. we have to turn QE back on, which will not happen anytime soon

[Anonymous No.50546376]

Everything dumped in unison. wtfwt?

[Anonymous No.50546385]

>>50545798
I still throw a few dollars of leftovers from broker deposits of my paycheck into gayhorse. I'm at 10k shares. I figure if SIGA gets shilled relentlessly and has turned a bit of a profit for the ones that listened, and GME unironically made a few people rich as croysus if they listened early, gayhorse might actually do a lil summin summin. Then again the only crypto I ever invest in is degenerate shit at fractions of a cent that I forget about so maybe I'm just retarded
>Except for that time Shiba made me 50k for throwing beer money at it, kek

[Anonymous No.50546396]

I'm thinking of pulling out of global x lithium ETF. Half of it's holdings are in China and between ganfeng slave labor pissing people off and the guy that just stole 6 billion of people's wages it doesn't bode well for the Chinese EV market. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.50546418]

>>50546396
>betting against China

[Anonymous No.50546421]

>>50546123
Checked sequential trips of truth and impending doom for big number appreciators of the bovine variety.

[Anonymous No.50546476]

>>50546418
Betting against China has gone swimmingly for the past 400 years.

[Anonymous No.50546487]

>>50546476
minus the past 20

[Anonymous No.50546492]

>>50546385
The relative amounts shouldn't get any sympathy of respect. You're still throwing money away to a business that barely exists. You're a stupid fool either way.

[Anonymous No.50546496]

>>50546252
I can't do that because I destroy clothes in the washing machine very quickly from my OCD and running every cycle on heavy duty extra rinse extra spin.

[Anonymous No.50546500]

>>50545656
clip fingernails

[Anonymous No.50546506]

test

[Anonymous No.50546507]

/leanhogs/ bros... oh nonono we got too cocky... this is literally the end... all is ash...

[Anonymous No.50546515]

>>50546507
>down 17%
Holy shit wtf happended?

[Anonymous No.50546516]

>>50545661
kek imagine thinking some fat fuck nobody in Canada came up with some revolutionary industrial process that would be the petroleum equivalent of the Alchemist's Stone turning lead into gold. If such a thing were even feasible, there would be dozens of research publications talking about how to make it cost effective in the real world.

[Anonymous No.50546528]

>>50546507
>WHEAT BROS

FINALLY

[Anonymous No.50546530]

>>50546507
oatbros....

[Anonymous No.50546537]

>>50546385
PSFE will moon any day now. HODL on Paysafers.

[Anonymous No.50546539]

Why are goldfags so quiet lately?

[Anonymous No.50546547]

>>50546515
Now begins the dawning of the age of devastation. There will be a great sundering and rending of the flesh to grease the wheels of the engines of calamity. It's over.

[Anonymous No.50546555]

>>50546507
Should I buy lean hogs now and keep them in my backyard? They have to be a good value on this dip.

[Anonymous No.50546557]

>>50546507
Its really over, Jerome I'm ready for the rate hikes. If we're all poor and homeless it'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.50546558]

>>50545169
>My TA suggests it won’t open above $13 or so
show you're TA

[Anonymous No.50546559]

>>50546537
happy I cut my bags loose there
On the other hand, SOFI

>>50546515
did the contract roll over?

[Anonymous No.50546570]

>hike rates by 0.000000075%
>economy collapses
>while inflation still shows no signs of stopping

[Anonymous No.50546573]

>>50546515
They discovered brap hogs.

[Anonymous No.50546590]

>>50546500
Only future mpx victims worry about such things.

[Anonymous No.50546600]

>>50546555
czech'd worst comes to worst you can eat them after all the grocery stores get burned down.

[Anonymous No.50546608]

>>50546573
Based. Where can I invest?
>>50546570
>while inflation still shows no signs of stopping
Have the rate hikes even done anything besides heem stocks?

[Anonymous No.50546636]

>>50546515
The hogs went to rehab

[Anonymous No.50546637]

>>50546608
>Have the rate hikes even done anything besides heem stocks?
No. It's just a show to the market that the fed is """serious""" about inflation to delay the inevitable. How can you stop inflation when CPI is almost 10% but the rates are below 2?

[Anonymous No.50546639]

>>50546558
Yeah let’s see it

[Anonymous No.50546662]

>>50546637
the 10 year is right around 3% and 30 year fixed rate mortgages are at 5%

[Anonymous No.50546671]

>>50546515
They got fat.

[Anonymous No.50546682]

>>50546492
Yes, I probably am the dumbest redguard in the land and blacker than pitch to boot. But this is clownworld, and only the most retarded plays make anyone a dime - like betting on fags to spread a horrible disease because they can't stop fucking and sucking each others diseased holes and poles. Gotta hand it to Chyna! they know how to pick a vector for a bioweapon.

[Anonymous No.50546685]

>>50546662
I'm talking about federal funds effective rate. What you said is what the market have priced in the rate increases

[Anonymous No.50546686]

>>50546507
feedercattleniggas.... we are so fucking back

[Anonymous No.50546691]

>>50546685
yes but those are the rates that matter when you compare to yoy cpi

[Anonymous No.50546705]

>>50545541
you are insane lol. United States alone could solo the entire world with just its navy.

[Anonymous No.50546729]

Hope you enjoyed the bounce last few weeks

[Anonymous No.50546730]

>>50546022
We will have the greatest rally ever. Bobos will literally commit suicide

[Anonymous No.50546737]

>>50545655
we've all seen this already gigger

[Anonymous No.50546738]

>>50546691
They do but how will it get above cpi when the effective rate haven't got to the "neutral" rate yet and by that I mean 2.5%

[Anonymous No.50546740]

>>50546310
Who the fuck is Hifumi

[Anonymous No.50546741]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hod0WtYE4SA

[Anonymous No.50546760]

What does /smg/ choose?

[Anonymous No.50546779]

>>50546738
well what SHOULD happen is they keep hiking the fed funds rate for another couple % then park it there. inflation (at least measured by cpi) will peak at some point. not sure when but since its supply side it will happen....eventually. when it does peak and then stabilize at somewhere lower and start decreasing, the fed funds rate has to stay high for longer to drain the liquidity after then

[Anonymous No.50546783]

>>50546760
bulbasaur

[Anonymous No.50546802]

>>50546760
12 ga slug

[Anonymous No.50546803]

What does /smg/ choose??

[Anonymous No.50546822]

>>50546741
Its not a recession because thats not what we think recession means anymore :)

[Anonymous No.50546824]

>>50546803
five guys

[Anonymous No.50546830]

>>50546803
five guys is fucking awesome

[Anonymous No.50546832]

>>50546803
for me? it's gotta be the mcchicken, the best fast food sandwich!

[Anonymous No.50546834]

>>50546779
I agree that it will climb down at some point potentially above 10% but the real question is can the fed get it below 2% again or it will stick above 5% for a long time maybe forever.
The consumer especially the poor and lower middle class is fucked now but the excess money/liquidity is still out there waiting to fuel the inflation if it won't go into equity or real estate as both are still crashing or about to crash

[Anonymous No.50546847]

>>50546832
Hot n' spicy mcchicken that is

[Anonymous No.50546849]

>>50546741
>>50546822
>not a recession because thats not what we think recession means anymore :)

Kind of tired of all this double speak bullshit. People need to start getting roped

[Anonymous No.50546861]

>>50546803
goy slob yellow food garbage. start making your own burger.

[Anonymous No.50546867]

>>50546824
>>50546830
I agree. Five Gays would be my choice too in terms of taste but I’ve never tried Culver’s, Whataburger, or Shake Shack.

Are any of those three good?

Also 5 guys tastes awesome
But they rly cost a lot of $$$ for an ostensibly fast-casual food joint. Undeniable that their burgers and fries are great. Burgers are thick sloppy juicy and tasty and fries, Cajun fries especiallyX are for tier

[Anonymous No.50546879]

>>50546867
Whataburger and Culver's both good 7/10 don't know about shake shack

[Anonymous No.50546882]

>>50546741
my basic economics class textbook and professor defined it that way, are they just going to redefine it? lol. lmao even.

[Anonymous No.50546884]

>>50546861
based best brexit girl poster
>>50546867
>I’ve never tried Culver’s, Whataburger, or Shake Shack.
I highly doubt you'd need to. I haven't either, but five guy's burgers are incredible. You can't have too many too often though lol.

[Anonymous No.50546887]

>>50546867
Think I've tried culvers don't remember them being anything special desu. Shake Shake actually has pretty good burgers but it isn't the burger I think it's their sauce or whatever that's really good.

[Anonymous No.50546890]

>>50546803
I choose the side of life since I'm vegan and not in favor of the mass organized slaughter of the planet's wildlife.

[Anonymous No.50546898]

>>50546882
everything is getting redefined lately.

Woman
recession
vaccine
etc etc

[Anonymous No.50546918]

>>50546741
my memory of 2008 is fuzzy but i'm pretty sure it had a lot of the same cope for most of the way down. they didn't start calling it the global financial crisis until later.

[Anonymous No.50546925]

>>50546507
CORN CHUDS HOW WE FEELING?

[Anonymous No.50546937]

>>50546803
I'll always be a Mcondald's man. No pickles. Wendy's is also fine. In N Out I have had only once and it did not blow any cool air up my skirt.

[Anonymous No.50546958]

Ok my white school shooter friends I will be getting 5 Guys bc of your input. As exchange I will give you my best piece of Alpha: short SHOP. It’s a terrible company that has a long way to go in terms of PE compression. Their investements into Stripe And AFRM are deep under water

In terms of burger I will get bacon cheese burger with toppings “all the way”and medium Cajun fries

[Anonymous No.50546986]

>>50546867
I can’t speak to all of these, but Culver’s tastes good. Problem is damn near everything has artificial ingredients and/or caramel color

Don’t eat goyslop

[Anonymous No.50546999]

>>50546741
how many tax dollars do you think are being spent to bribe economists to say we're not in a recession next week?

[Anonymous No.50547001]

>>50546937
InNOut is enjoyed by people who don't talk like fags.

[Anonymous No.50547019]

>>50547001
InNOut is fuckin overrated nowadays. Back when I was a little Californian high schooler before JPow inflation they were $2.80 for a double double (I’m a zoomer this wasn’t too long ago)

Now they’re like $4.50

The whole reason IN N out was god tier was cuz you got great prices for a mediocre but still solid burger
Now ur paying a slight premium for a meh burger

[Anonymous No.50547020]

>>50546803
Whataburger you fuckin plebs.

[Anonymous No.50547021]

>>50546890
Your body will forever be deficient in iron and a myriad of critical vitamins. You will never be a woman either

[Anonymous No.50547024]

>>50546849
>someone saved the image I stole from twitter
I fucking hate what’s happening right now. I have a hard time believing it’s as simple as the wef agenda but maybe.

[Anonymous No.50547027]

>>50546803
Shake Shack burgers are top tier. A shame their CEO went full retard with covid and vax passes

[Anonymous No.50547038]

How does one cope with being underachiever and generally failure in life? Asking for a friend.

Also, buy WEAT.

[Anonymous No.50547039]

>>50546884
>highly doubt you'd need to. I haven't either, but five guy's burgers are incredible. You can't have too many too often though lol.

That’s good to hear. Southerners and East Coasters like to hype up their regional burger joints like West Coasters do with In N out
But it makes me happy that I’ve tasted the peak burgery of 5 Guys and every state can enjoy it

[Anonymous No.50547045]

>>50546918
BEAR STEARNS IS FINE

[Anonymous No.50547048]

Does anybody here trade forex or futures or goldm
?

Or cytpo through a forex acc?

I've turned 100k into 122k using ict concepts.

[Anonymous No.50547053]

>>50546887
I saw a bunch of YouTube reviews of shake shack and they said the same thing. The burgers would be very meh and overpriced without the sauce

[Anonymous No.50547065]

>>50544835
If we fucking lockdown due to faggotpox I am going to start throwing homos off rooftops.

[Anonymous No.50547099]

>>50546741
now this is peak clownworld

[Anonymous No.50547105]

>>50547065
Don't touch them, they aren't clean. We have technology for these things.
https://files.catbox.moe/tpig49.mp4

[Anonymous No.50547113]

They won’t short SHOP. Lol. Milkbreaths. Whites. They don’t think. Their brain is addled by Fox News. And Burgers.
So they don’t think about the obvious. They don’t think about the most blatant short on the entire Stock Market rn.

The SHOP short. The burgerbreaths do not even pay attention to the SHOP.

[Anonymous No.50547129]

>>50546705
The US could stave off any invasion for the most part, assuming it keeps South America in line.
Europe though? Absolutely fucked. Chyna and India can't swim their hordes across the oceans, but they can march them straight into Europe. America and Europe are setup to kill goat herders with expensive munitions in mountains. They don't have the capacity to slaughter 50 million bugs and pajeets.

[Anonymous No.50547139]

>>50546507
Orangejuice CHADS... we won

[Anonymous No.50547150]

5 Guys Ladies.

[Anonymous No.50547155]

>>50546515
fat hogs were released, no one wants lean hogs now.

[Anonymous No.50547156]

>>50547113
I shall short the SHOP. Not for me, but for you

[Anonymous No.50547167]

>>50546867
Upper Midwest represent!

[Anonymous No.50547182]

>>50547156
Thank you. What do you know about SHOP rn?

[Anonymous No.50547188]

>>50547167
I remember a while back culvers had a pretzel cheeseburger that was god tier. I haven't had fast food in forever though but I have one right by my house to tempt me

[Anonymous No.50547220]

You guys are idiots. I'm not coming here anymore.

[Anonymous No.50547235]

>>50546882
pretty standard Bolshevik tactic. Definitions inconvenient? Change them.

[Anonymous No.50547244]

>>50547220
no refunds

[Anonymous No.50547251]

>>50547113
why short shopify?

[Anonymous No.50547254]

When will the stock market reflect the real world?
What is the time delay?

[Anonymous No.50547260]

>>50546741
I will now redefine losses as gains, so now my broker needs to pay me for losi- I mean gaining money.

[Anonymous No.50547274]

>>50547260
You see a realized loss
I see future tax free gains
We are not the same

[Anonymous No.50547278]

>>50546999
Checked. They do it for free.

[Anonymous No.50547280]

>>50547254
>When will the stock market reflect the real world?
Never again. We full DOOMBULL now.

[Anonymous No.50547281]

Are there Vampires in the stock market?

[Anonymous No.50547297]

Oh god I just want to coom in an anime girl.

[Anonymous No.50547298]

>>50547220
ooooo pretty

[Anonymous No.50547321]

>>50546022
Personally, I'm expecting crabbing.

[Anonymous No.50547338]

>>50547254
Famine is canceled. didnt you here?
Why else would my food stocks and etfs be in the shitter?

[Anonymous No.50547361]

>>50546022
No. Some piece of news will come out that essentially says “everything is getting worse but not as fast as we thought” and the market will rally hard back to ATHs. Anybody ignoring this is a moron who hates money.

[Anonymous No.50547370]

>>50547254
thats gonna be reflected when everyone expects CPI to come down in the july print because oil dumped...and when it doesnt because of food, we'll domp eet again
cap this

[Anonymous No.50547380]

>>50547182
Havent thought about them much honestly, but with their business model and the current economic situation I could easily see them missing on earnings again

[Anonymous No.50547379]

>>50547361
>t.

[Anonymous No.50547381]

>>50547281
>he doesn't know about the gamma vampires in SPX
Lol. Lmao even.

[Anonymous No.50547395]

>>50547024
I save all kinds of images

[Anonymous No.50547398]

>>50546396
I sold that shit a month ago. The heavy exposure to Chinese companies made me nervous and it underperformed over the last year and a half. I'm happy I managed a small profit

[Anonymous No.50547421]

>>50547381
AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH IM GONNA FUCK THAT MULLATA FROM THE GYM GODDAMMIT HER ASS AND TITTIES ARE SO JUICY FUUUUARK

[Anonymous No.50547424]

>>50547281
Kikes?
Yeah, obviously

[Anonymous No.50547436]

>>50547167
There's one in Charlotte, NC

[Anonymous No.50547438]

Cute Hifumi. For me, it's Aru.

[Anonymous No.50547476]

>>50547048
good amount of pips on the 7/22 buy. used to trade gold. studied some ict. never finished it. recommended it here years ago but no one would listen.

had a bunch of his material saved on an old laptop somewhere before he got rid of all the free stuff. still follow his YouTube but hardly ever watch his uploads. kind of a shame. feels like I'm always pretty close to figuring out something significant but never quite there. I can make money much faster when I'm trading forex but I also end up losing much much quicker. Kinda of just feels like the flip of a coin. I keep telling myself I'll pick it back up one day but it's probably better for me to just play safe and hold soxl or crypto alts

[Anonymous No.50547482]

Crypto tanking already. Mumu will learn this week.

[Anonymous No.50547485]

>>50547254
The stock market actually reflects the real world 6-12 months from now.

[Anonymous No.50547495]

>>50547438
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1658717649869132.webm

[Anonymous No.50547550]

>>50547381
I hate this hair type so fucking much. I don't get why everyone else has different hair than them

[Anonymous No.50547556]

>>50544725
test

[Anonymous No.50547561]

>>50547556
Go back

[Anonymous No.50547568]

>>50546741

[Anonymous No.50547601]

baking

[Anonymous No.50547607]

>>50547220
See you tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.50547629]

Uranium bros, it's almost time...

https://www.energy.senate.gov/hearings/2022/7/full-committee-hearing-to-consider-pending-legislation

[Anonymous No.50547664]

>>50546741
so that means the q2 numbers are negative lol, easy money

[Anonymous No.50547680]

>>50547629
Checked

[Anonymous No.50547743]

>>50547629
Uranium stocks got ahead of themselves.
Insiders sold.

[Anonymous No.50547756]

>>50547601
How's it going, anon?

[Anonymous No.50547767]

>>50547601
let me taste it first

[Anonymous No.50547797]

>>50547629
and then we crab until the bill finally gets to the floor

[Anonymous No.50547830]

Baking since last anon was obviously a troll

[Anonymous No.50547845]

>>50547830
Too slow
>>50547837
>>50547837
>>50547837
>>50547837
new stock ones >>50547837

[Anonymous No.50547849]

>>50547743
The smart ones have been buying back in the last month and will be buying more if the broad market drags it lower over the next couple of weeks. This is the bear trap.

>>50547797
Three uranium bills on the floor this Thursday, if you were to read the link, all bullish.

[Anonymous No.50547891]

>>50546803
what kind of monster puts the vegetables on the bottom

[Anonymous No.50548337]

>>50547629
oh yeah im thinkin we're back

[Anonymous No.50548509]

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!