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Your puts are ash Bobo

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>50577665

>> No.50579278

SIGA chads raise up!!!

SIGA bears get the rope

>> No.50579336

How much SIGA do you need to make it?

>> No.50579350

What indexes outside of america are worth getting into? I know japanese small cap is pretty decent

>> No.50579352

>>50579336
1

>> No.50579356

>>50579237
wtf... did you try to manually type in the previous thread number?

>> No.50579362

What's you favorite kind of SIGA?

>> No.50579367
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50579367

>>50579336
At least 2-3k shares.

>> No.50579370
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50579370

Hello benchod sirs. Do the needful and buy Siga. Very good stock friend. You be rich beyond imaginations. Thank you my basterd bitch

>> No.50579371

Previous >>50577655

>> No.50579374

>>50452926
Are weak hands a symptom of the pox? Or are you naturally a wrong little bitch? lol

>> No.50579377

If there is a recession and we pump I'm officially a mumu

>> No.50579378

>>50579278
>>50579336
>>50579362
>>50579370
I'm not in SIGA, but just curious, what's your price target to sell?

>> No.50579383
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50579383

>tfw my snap position is down 85%

>> No.50579384
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50579384

god damnit just shut the fuck up about siga

>> No.50579385

Cases will hit 20,000 this week and still keep on going now that kids and even pregnant women are catching monke. SIGA price will be over $25 soon.

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50579386

>>50579336
All of it

>> No.50579389

>>50579383
Aren't The Kids all on TikTok nowadays? Why would you hold a dying social network beyond its fad phase?

>> No.50579399
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>>50579378
This /smg/ friend. We do not sell. Only buy and hold until very end.

>> No.50579398

>>50579384
hahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahhhaaha

>> No.50579401
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50579401

>>50579384
No.

>> No.50579415
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50579415

>>50579378
Sell?

>> No.50579418

I love dividends. I don’t buy stocks that don’t pay them

>> No.50579425

>>50579356
I highlighted a copied it partially and got a 7 wrong

>> No.50579429
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50579429

>>50579418
SIGA pays a dividend

>> No.50579436

>>50579378
I'll consider selling after it reaches $100

>> No.50579438

>>50579378
Whatever it's at when it gets bought out.

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50579439

>>50579399
Wrong thread that's those retards over in /gme/ Here in /smg/ we buy and sell like spastic retards believing we can time the market and failing 90% of the time.

>> No.50579440

>>50579418
Do you do that before or after you drink your daily 5 gallon bucket of cum?

>> No.50579442

have you guys heard of this stock called SIGA computers?

>> No.50579445

>>50579237
can anyone shil me a good short option for UBER that I can buy on Degiro? having a hard time finding any
kjrx2m

>> No.50579446

>>50579378
I've just been manually trailing a stop.

>> No.50579449
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>>50579439
Is SIGA the rare 10%?

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50579464

>>50579442
Yes SEGA is still cheap at $4.

Sega Sammy Holdings Inc - ADR
For those who missed the SIGA can get into SEGA the penny stock adr.

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>>50579449
Given that SIGA goes up 5/6 days you would have to be extra retarded with your swings to lose money on it, so hopefully.
Didn't baggot short it though?

>> No.50579473
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50579473

I already have 800 shares of SIGA and am up 50% but I that's less than 5% of my portfolio.
Bros what if I just dumped a shitton of cash into it tomorrow at open hehe that would be crazy right...

>> No.50579480

>>50579399
>>50579415
>>50579438
>>50579436
ffs
>>50579446
based

>> No.50579485

This is going to be the most bullish FOMC of the year, 50 bps? Bullish. 75 bps? Priced in and Bullish. 100 bps? Bullish on pivot and rate cuts. Daddy Powell is back, all in on SOXL 30c's for the 29th

>> No.50579488

>>50579378
$250 unironically

>> No.50579489
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50579489

why didn't I buy siga

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50579492

>>50579473
Sir benchod, people here did the needful with their 401k at 12 dollars.

>> No.50579496

Again - VIX is position closing only tomorrow. This is your last warning. You have until 8:30am EST to get your shit figured out tomorrow.

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>>50579473
hmm and might it be crazy if I just did the same as you? only coincidentally?

>> No.50579507

imagine coming to /smg/ for stock advice and not at least considering it
>the mind of a poorfag

>> No.50579509

>>50579473
Why don’t you ladder buy and push up the price?

>> No.50579515

>>50579489
Heads up champ, I'm sure there will be another pandemic

>> No.50579518
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50579518

So let me get this straight
>MSFT misses and pump
>GOOGL misses and pumps
>V beats and dumps
>All while everything being priced in

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50579520

>>50579489
Please explain why you didn't buy SIGA? We have been shilling it for 3 months because we knew this week would come benchod sir

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50579534

>>50579496
explain, vix gets sold, line go up?

>> No.50579536

>>50579520
I personally didn't buy SIGA because I didn't think an essentially STD spread by gay butt sex was that big of a deal (still don't).

>> No.50579541

>even Visa is recovering
Nuke this fake and gay market. Do it now.

>> No.50579546

>>50579520
I bet on homos being normal

>> No.50579549

>>50579384
the best thing about SIGA, you ask me?
it's not the fact that I make a lot of money from sodomites being sodomites, but that the sodomites get angry about me making money from sodomites just being sodomites
captcha: WHG4Y

>> No.50579553

>>50579536
god its amazing the intelligence gaps here. if you cant make the connections I truly feel sorry for your children for inheriting your DNA

>> No.50579554

>>50579489
U should have known gays can’t resist unprotected sex

>> No.50579565
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50579565

>Pershing Square Tontine Holdings, Ltd. (PSTH) performed a liquidation at $20.05802547 per share on 7/26/2022. This means your shares were removed and you were credited $20.05802547 per share to your Robinhood account. Shareholders will also receive an Escrow CUSIP, which represents the right to receive potential future distributions.

>> No.50579572

>>50579541
Visa did well, but it'll be dragged down by other bad earnings and FOMC

>> No.50579573
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50579573

>>50579473
Why not buy calls then ladder it up? Might as well leverage your gains when pumping it.

>> No.50579574

>>50579546
There was your problem. I have known about the homosexual degenerate behavior since 2008 when I discovered a podcast called distorted view daily. Homos are repulsive in every conceivable way.

>> No.50579576
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50579576

Whats /smg/ opinion on the next 2-3 years for the market? Are we going into a bear market for the next while? How low will we go? Or is this just a correction we are already recovering from?

>> No.50579593

>>50579534
VIX is a volatility index. The only reason it would be made PCO tomorrow, and that that would've been announced last week, is if there's going to be insane volatility tomorrow and they don't want people FOMO'ing in. Only out. I'm amazed it hasn't been discussed more in /SMG/ as I've only seen like four posts about it ever that have been largely ignored.

>> No.50579596

>>50579553
>spread by gays to other gays
>only other people who get it come into contact with gays
>almost no one dies
>treatable easily
It's still not a big deal imo lmfao, but I'm happy for SIGA bros.

>> No.50579599

Someone make a /siga/ general. I'm tired of posting with these plebians.

>> No.50579601

>>50579553
I can’t tell if I’m smart for buying and if anons declining a buy are stupid, but it doesn’t really matter because I’m making a fuck load of cash, so I’m not going to question it.

>> No.50579602

>>50579576
Bear markets don’t last longer than a year bro.

>> No.50579616

I'm getting kind of sick of the SIGA spam honestly

>> No.50579623

>>50579565
Bill Ackman be wildin’

>> No.50579624

>>50579593
I've been trying to explain what the Fed means by "soft landing" for about a week.

>> No.50579628

>>50579573
I’ve been selling way OTM calls against mine, but now I’m nervous imma get assigned like a bitch

>> No.50579651

>>50579599
>>50579616
That’s because you don’t own SIGA and it would be good to have some.

>> No.50579650

>>50579616
SIGA BABY
>100 by EOW
SIGA BABY
>100 by EOW
SIGA BABY
>100 by EOW
SIGA BABY
>100 by EOW
SIGA BABY
>100 by EOW
SIGA BABY
>100 by EOW
SIGA BABY
>100 by EOW

>> No.50579655

>>50579446
I also do this, don't believe in sell targets

>> No.50579658

>>50579485

Utterly delusional.

>> No.50579667

>>50579596
>he doesnt get it
>he failed high school biology
look - those that get it...get it. Those that dont...dont.

>> No.50579669

So, are we just going to conveniently ignore the fact that the S&P 500 recovered all of its intraday losses during afterhours?

>> No.50579671
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50579671

S

>> No.50579674

>>50579651
No anon. I am the siga holder and the rest of /smg/ are the plebians.

>> No.50579675

>>50579496
Who buys my UVXY calls if VIX is PCO?

>> No.50579682

>>50579596
>treatable easily

Except it’s not. TPOXX is the only solution.

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50579689

>>50579599
OMG you called me a peasant. That is offensive sir.

>> No.50579690

I discovered a cure for moneypox using $10 of products from the grocery store. Dubs and I release it to the public rugpulling all of /smg/.

>> No.50579696
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50579696

Welp

I guess the markets really are fucked up if Walmart and Mcdonalds are suffering

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/mcdonalds-challenged-inflation-points-out-consumers-ditch-combos-value-items

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/walmart-plunges-drags-down-market-after-slashing-profit-outlook-blames-fuel-costs

Inflation sure is a bitch. Even eggs are rising in cost.

>> No.50579705

>>50579669
All building up to dump for tomorrow’s FOMC

>> No.50579706

>>50579674
LOL
O
L

It’s settled, SIGA-chads! We need our own general!

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50579708

>>50579690
It's called the pitcher plant. It worked on smallpox, so it MAY work on this new bioweapon monkey pee as well. Not confirmed yet.

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50579710

You may remember me from 2 weeks ago where I bought the SOXL dip. I'm back at it again. Imagine not being a literal stock god capable of buying the exact TQQQ bottom at all times
>watch and learn

>> No.50579712

>ENPH +9% AH

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50579713

>>50579669
Not that unusual for earnings season.

>>50579690
The rugpull is pic related.

>> No.50579715

>>50579602

Well... that's wrong.

>> No.50579719
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50579719

>msft's up 4% in aht
>goog's also up 4%
Weren't the reports bad?

>> No.50579725

>>50579719
priced in, chud.

>> No.50579731

>>50579616
That's why I think /biz/ should consider making a permanent general for SIGA.

>> No.50579732

>>50579712
I told you dumbfucks to buy calls

>> No.50579733
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50579733

>>50579710
Just for reference the SOXL buys. No applause; just throw money

>> No.50579738

>>50579719
>Weren't the reports bad?
People expected worse.

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50579741

>>50579696
I take everything from Zerohedge with a grain of salt

>> No.50579744
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>>50579690
Is the cure a bottle of lighter fluid and a lighter? Pretty sure setting gays on fire is illegal in the US... For now...

>> No.50579758

>>50579744

It's legal in Texas.

>> No.50579767
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50579767

>futures

>> No.50579766

>>50579733
>selling at $15 right before it ripped the entire week
kek

>> No.50579769
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50579769

Cramer says wait and don't buy

https://youtu.be/JnD5FlUTa6Y

>> No.50579774

>>50579536

In Portland you can rent a hotel room for $25.

Except it isn't a hotel room, it's a 8 hour private bedroom rental at a gay bathhouse with a nude dress code. They can charge so little because there is SO MUCH demand for anonymous gay sex. That's not counting the public areas.

Portland has a population of 650,000. This club has 65,000 members. Damn near every gay man in the city has gone there for anonymous sex with strangers, as well as a fuckload of our of towners.

The kicker? It's not the only club in the city. At any given time there are about as many men fucking strangers in these clubs as there are people playing League of Legends.

It could be completely contained to gay men and SIGA still would have done a 4x.

>> No.50579780

>>50579593
I can't find any announcements about VIX options being PCO tomorrow? Nothing on CBOE. I only got back into /smg/ friday and I'm catching up on the discussion.

t. 99% VIXY

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>>50579741
How are you posting this from the future?

>> No.50579785

>>50579719
> American economy is significantly overweighted towards tech
> biggest tech companies reporting better-than-expected earnings
Recession's cancelled ladies. Time to load up on QQQ calls.

>> No.50579786

>>50579774
source? big if true

>> No.50579793

>>50579733
>SOXL $105 Call 1/20/2023 Buy
Holy fuck. And to think I thought I was based? Clearly you have surpassed me. Lead the way brother!

>> No.50579798

>>50579769
Jimmy is aware his calls have been wrong so much that he's in danger of losing his job as exit liquidity provider, he's going to be truthful just long enough to ass rape reddit, then when they're liquidated, continue to scam boomer retail

>> No.50579801

>>50579741
When it comes to gold(LMAO) and crypto sure but they been right on the ball with inflation and recession signs lately.

>> No.50579804

>>50579774

You know an awful lot about local gay bathhouses...

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50579805

>1 month and 3/4 of a head and shoulders forming on SPY

please explain to me why I shouldn't short this.

>> No.50579806

>>50579774
>it's a 8 hour private bedroom rental at a gay bathhouse with a nude dress code
Sounds gay.
>>50579769
BOTTOM IS IN, BULL RUN COMMENCES

>> No.50579810

>>50579593
interesting, so they're trying to mitigate it by stopping vix from going up? what about thursday?

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>>50579767
wtf

>> No.50579819

>>50579541
Quit fighting it. Why don’t you stop fighting it? The central banks are printing and the government just signed a huge spending bill they’re gonna pay for with Fed Bucks TM

Stop fighting a market that is divorced from reality. It’s a rigged game so be on the side of the riggers.

>> No.50579824

>>50579774
I'd like to see what hotels do this and how we can short them with SIGA bags, assuming this is true.

>> No.50579826

>>>50579820

SIGA GENERAL

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>>50579378
Between $700 and $800

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>>50579696
>ignores MSFT saving the market this afternoon
It's over. Mumu won. Stop fighting and let go.

>> No.50579835

>>50579237
deez futes pumpin???!!!!

>> No.50579838

>>50579805

90% of TA is stupid. It's like finding familiar shapes in clouds.

>> No.50579840

>>50579826
thank fucking god

>> No.50579850

>>50579824
Even if Mpox only becomes a minor issue, the pain and scarring will pretty much kill off Cruiselines.
Think about it, Cruises are like the perfect place to get the virus.

They've already had to dilute shares and do offerings. I think they're fucked.

>> No.50579849

>>50579767
>super green
>info leaked, the pivot is tomorrow

>> No.50579852

SIGA needs its own general, à la GME

>> No.50579863

>>50579826
Missed opportunity to still call it /SMG/ - SIGA Market General

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>>50579826
You think I'm gonna use that to talk about SIGA?
SIGA bros, how much SIGA you got?

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50579879

When the market gaps up tomorrow and sells off, buy Calls right before Jerome Powell speaks tomorrow. Its literally free money.

>> No.50579881

>>50579863
ill get right on it

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50579887

>>50579738
>failed to hit analyst targets
>people expected worse
???

>> No.50579893

Fuck everything else, when the FUCK is USAC dumping?

>> No.50579897

>>50579849
>JPOW: Mission Accomplished - Reuters
We did it bros

>> No.50579899

>>50579690
A condom and lysol?

>> No.50579903

>>50579819
>Why don’t you stop fighting it?
Because I lost too much money during the last bear rally in April and I learned not to trust any green candle.

>> No.50579908

new bread /SMG/ SIGA MARKET GENERAL

>>50579895

>> No.50579914

We are in for an incredible dump this week

>> No.50579920

>>50579520
This, its not like its MRNA which happened suddenly. Its been shilled here pretty often for past 3 months.

>> No.50579929

>>50579826
kek already removed
(((they))) want to keep it contained

>> No.50579934

>>50579786

The club is called Steam Portland. They brag about their member count.

>>50579804

It's a highly visible and notable club that's visible from the highway. Kids used to prank each other by telling their friends that it was a local PC gaming community, baiting them to look it up on the school computers.

If you live in a top 50 metro you almost certainly have a similar club.

>> No.50579939 [DELETED] 

>>50579929
i changed it to /SMG/ SIGA Market General like >>50579863 said.

>> No.50579942

Did some companies announce they "work on" a mRNA MPX vaccine?

>> No.50579943
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50579943

>this fucking thread
shorting SIGA x3 leverage on open bell

>> No.50579944
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my biotech SPAC warrants are going to fuck meeee, why am i so st00piddd just when i was cranking gains from xbi leaps screeeeee

what is the room buying besides that pox shit ofc i need an idea fast.

>> No.50579949

>>50579914
You've been saying this for the past 20 weeks...

>> No.50579953
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I refuse to go to a siga containment board. Everyone here must witness many anon's journey to be millionaires

>> No.50579963

>>50579895

SIGA GENERAL

>>50579895

SIGA GENERAL THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>50579895

>> No.50579979

>>50579903
ECB and PBC printing. You know this, right? Liquidity is entering the market. It means easy money which means market go up. I bet the Fed raises rates 75 bps and the market takes off like a fucking rocket. Pivot later this year

>> No.50579989

>>50579949
No shit? He's been correct for 20 consecutive weeks?

>> No.50579991

>>50579949
And Ive made a lot of money in those 20 weeks, theres been plenty of dumps

>> No.50579994
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I owned siga shares in november 2021 and now I own zero...

>> No.50579996

>>50579780
anon sounds like he's LARPing desu, only reason I can think of VIX going closing only is if some sort of GME situation came from everyone being overleveraged on it during a huge spike.

>> No.50580004

>They brag about their member count.

To whom? Where are you getting price info and member counts? Not from driving by on the highway.

>If you live in a top 50 metro you almost certainly have a similar club.

I do not. My entire county only has 30,000 people.

>> No.50580005

>>50579963
Fuck off dude. Siga is in this general because its a stock. Its not at enough volume to quarantine like gamestop. Its spammed today because the WHO declared it a health emergency on saturday and CDC is soon.

>> No.50580007

>>50579712
My four shares doing a lil sumthin

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>>50579994
>I owned siga shares in november 2021
Why?

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So I'm wondering if this is relevant to McDonald's and Walmart fucking up, but seems like Xbox sales are down too...

Definitely looks like we are in recession now.

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>>50579887
Your interpretation of the facts don't matter. All that matters is what the (((analysts))) working for institutions THINK about the information. Because then those giant institutional accounts will buy or sell based on that information causing pumps or dumps. Therefore you sometimes get missed earnings, retard pump. Beat earnings, collapse. "Good" news can be bad news, "bad" news can be good.

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>>50579994
Based poor options anon who hasn't made any money off gaysex

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>>50579979
Source on any of this? I really doubt ecb is doing qe with inflation at 10% in the eurozone and them just hiking rates by half a percent.

>> No.50580045

sell your piss orgy tickets tomorrow

>> No.50580049

>>50579979
I believe they're going to pivot as well I just don't think it will happen as soon as everyone thinks and I don't think it means the market will suddenly melt up either. There'll be plenty of time to buy when everything is much cheaper.

>> No.50580059

>>50580004

Their fucking website ya doof.

>> No.50580061

>>50579943
Screencapped

You do know it pumped after hours, don’t you?

>> No.50580062

>>50580018
>Hardware Revenue decline
It is pretty clear that Microsoft is struggling to convert users to next gen consoles because they released them at the worst possible time and the average consumer is so laden with debt they can’t afford to upgrade.

>> No.50580067

what do i buy now that will be worth more in 1 year

>> No.50580069

>>50580045
I am holding my piss orgy tickets until it goes back to where I bought, or at 150. Fuck off with your swing trading bullshit

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>>50580010
that was the first monkeypee scare then (((they))) delayed it by half a year

>> No.50580075

>>50580069
>I bought, or at 150. Fuck off with your swing trading bullshit
This. Just set the sell limit $1 above your buy and watch comfy until it breaks $100.

>> No.50580077

>>50579979
Why would they pivot if the market takes off like a rocket and does so well? Wouldnt that mean they can keep raising rates since the market can take a few hits?

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Animelands doesn't seem interesting this fake pump. Nikkei's red right now.

>> No.50580096

>>50580062
That and games are too fucking expensive to buy these days. No one wants to buy $70 game with a $100 season pass on top of online fees and shit. Especially when everything else like electricity and internet costs will sky rocket over time.

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It's going to pump tomorrow, isn't it...

>> No.50580117

S&P more like poop and pee.

>> No.50580131

>>50579850
Weren't there incidents where entire groups of jabbies still got covid on ships anyway? Yeah cruise ships are like fucking leper colonies and will be perfect to short on time and again KEK

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Can't believe my portfolio sharted in mart today. Also fuck you, too, Home Depot.

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SIGA sissies, our time has come. The power of gay sex is growing exponentially. After we blast through $20 tomorrow, next stop is $50.

>> No.50580144

I made so much money on my COIN short and it would have been early retirement money if I had put like 10x what I put in like I intended.
I just had too much PTSD from my old W and CVNA shorts in 2021.
How do you shortchads not get wrecked by retarded $APE hedgies and retail shitheads when the thesis itself is sound?
Smoothbrain "but index line go up" long retards need not reply.

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Long rivian calls sept 16 $35 strike
Long QQQ calls, tomorrow and Friday.
Long TQQQ
Will be adding TQQQ and Rivian Sept calls tomorrow.
Went long at 1pm today from 100% cash after shorting until yesterday.
This rally will rip faces and fast. Tomorrow's gap won't fill till September.

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>>50580135
Nothing but the line going down can stop us

>> No.50580155

>>50580135
I have 175 shares, how much more should I buy?

>> No.50580157

>>50580144
Spend a small fraction of those gains on hedged calls that you roll each month.

>> No.50580159

Don't look at Futures, they're green.

>> No.50580160

>>50579350
I hear the Russian economy is booming right now. Get it. Booming. Bombs. Ukraine. Jews.
>I'll be here all night folks I mean anons

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>>50580113
NASDAQ NIGGAZ FINNA PUMP DIS HOE 2 DA MAFUCCIN CEILIN MA NIGGA
ON GOD WE BUSSIN

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>>50580086
Who needs nip indexes? Papa Powell is going to rip this bitch higher.

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Make a plan now. Do it while your still looking at decades ahead of you. Don't wait to be some 40 year old who's got debt,kiddie support, and nothing to show for his efforts before you suddenly decide to "plan for retirement". Thank god at least I started dumping into my 401k at a young age and didn't wait till I was a middle aged dude before I did something about it.

>> No.50580211

>>50579785
>below expectations
>better than expected
lol
anyone with an actual brain knows the real reason

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>>50580200
Based KO had my back today. Bless those poison water selling, paramilitary hiring demons.

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50580224

We need to talk about SIGA. I was hoping this would go to like $30 by EOY but it's going up too fast. I cannot make money this quickly.

>> No.50580225

>>50580200
for the last time get out of disney

>> No.50580231

>>50580200
Most of us won’t live long enough to retire

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green futures for tomorrow's clown show

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>>50580224
Instead of posting your pubes and cock you should have been buying calls last night.

>> No.50580252

Tucker is covering how Schumer removed language from the chip bill about allowing tax money to fund china based semi manufactures. Bullish for SOXL, bearish for Murica

>> No.50580255

>>50579769
Most bullish thing mumus have posted in months

>> No.50580256

>>50580231
Who makes nuclear weapons and can I invest in them?

>> No.50580273

>>50580256
General Dynamics maybe, idk… Raytheon might make the missiles

>> No.50580279
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>Average SIGA-hater

>> No.50580288

>>50580273
I WANT TO SEE THE END OF IT ALL

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>>50580252
>Congress need to pass its gibs fot their corporate friends
>"Uh this is so we compete with China xD"
>Fund Chink companies to pump your bags too

>> No.50580293

>>50579996
He better be larping although that is what I will be trying to do for the rest of the week... Close only. My bets are in

>> No.50580318

>>50579887
>the market only consists of analysts
lol
lmao

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Why gigapump on SPY after close? Did something leak?

>> No.50580342

>>50580224
Lmao dude. Biden is talking $8 billion of monkepox action. Thats $100 by end of August.

>> No.50580366

>>50580252
>Bullish for SOXL, bearish for Murica
How? There is going to be a glut of semiconductor and this just adds to it. The presence of these firms is completely dependent on ever more welfare. The second it is pulled or begins to fade they will bail. And the firms that would use these chips will just offshore themselves if need be.
It is fantastically stupid policy making.
It used to be that becoming reliant on government subsidies was extremely bearish, and for good reason. You no longer have pressure to cut costs or to improve production. The Boeing-ificiation of a company is just shitty all around. I don't understand when the switch flipped on that.

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>>50580200
based divvy boomer
>>50580225
do NOT fuck with the mouse

>> No.50580376

>>50580338
Siddharth SPY redeemed the shares.

>> No.50580390

>>50580288
I wasn’t talking about a nuclear war, I was saying most of us in these threads will probably end up offing ourselves eventually, just a matter of time

>> No.50580393
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>>50580279
God damn, what happened to this guy?

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short ampm i went to three stores and not one had the blended iced coffee drink REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>50579326
>I don't crank it to pictures unlike most autists here. I can never be fooled. I only crank it to a specific type of pussy too, that science can not replicate. I will never coom to a tranny on accident or get hard. I always do a pussy inspection before I decide to fap the the video

I'll eat a 3 for free to fool you

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>>50580390
I WANT A TSAR BOMBA DROPPED ON MY ROOF

>> No.50580434

>>50580412
That's a man.

>> No.50580438
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50580438

Its over.
We won.

>> No.50580445

>>50580412
seems stinky

>> No.50580446

You should all drop some cash on GOVX just in case it does blow up.
>Elaborating in June, the CEO reported that: “We already have published in peer-reviewed journals that our MVA vaccines, in addition [to] protecting animal models against HIV and other infections, also prevents monkypox,” He vowed that his company would “address the monkypox virus.”

>> No.50580451

>>50580393
>sexually assault by Hollywood bigwig
>wife leaves him
>body destroyed from surgeries

>> No.50580452

>>50580438
HOLY FUCK, DO WE GO ALL IN?

>> No.50580455

>>50579824

Most are private "fitness clubs" and they sure as hell aren't publicly traded. They have to be private clubs so they can legally bar non-males from entering.

>> No.50580459

>>50580366
We don't live in a world anymore where the western nations had no competition and the free market could work unhindered. We have to compete with the likes of China now who are putting significant corporate state partnership pressure on many industries including semiconductors. This is how they want to play, so lets play.

>> No.50580460

What's up with this $8B governement spending on the pox? I can't find any sources, are you just basing it on the zerohedge tweet?

>> No.50580462

>>50580393
That is the result of 1 (ONE) nightmare wife that heems you in a divorce.

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>>50580452
You haven't?

>> No.50580485

>>50580438
Is Tecovirimat Siga? Though tpoxx with siga.

>> No.50580487

>>50580471
NO, SHOULD I? HOW HIGH THIS GOING???

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>>50580485

>> No.50580501

>>50580485
Nvm, brand name is tpoxx. >>50580495
Thanks

>> No.50580506

>>50580434
no its a female obviously

>> No.50580511

>>50580487
it won't break $20. cap it fags.

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>>50579767
Real glad I went with regular shorts and not puts before close.

>> No.50580526

>>50580487
We're doing a Kodak. Conservative 40-50, highs could hit 80-100. Be sure to exit on time because it will settle out.

>> No.50580553

>we don't have our own version of COOOOOM cat for SIGA
posting penises just isn't the same bros

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3 hours ago! Senator Markey of Mass wants more antivirals for the monke.

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>>50580526
Not selling until we hit 150. Nice try shlomo

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>>50580553
Gigachad is our coomcat

>> No.50580606

>>50580452
Selling my BOIL to buy more SIGA

>> No.50580633

The moment I buy siga tomorrow, it will dump. thats 100%

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>>50580438
Hate to burst every SIGA tranny's bubble, but this is unironically priced in.

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what is his endgame? complete bald supremacy?

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>>50580642
Still on the sidelines hoping for an entry point? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.50580672

Diamond hands apes be sure the hodl the line until $X so I can sell at $(X-1) thank you benchods.

>> No.50580680

>>50580651
That article in the tweet is news from weeks ago you soijak posting retard.

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>>50579237
When are the rates supposed to be hiked? I thought the fomc was today?

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>>50580680
You don't own SIGA?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.50580748

>>50580393
Same thing that happened to most of us, to some extent or another.

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>>50580511

>> No.50580776

>>50580697
>expert
thats not even a comfortable angle to do it at

>> No.50580780
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I hope you SIGAfags lose all your money

>> No.50580788

>>50580445
Nah dude. A lot of Asian women are extreme hygienic. They wash every time they pee. My wife does anyway. She hasn’t smelled the whole 13 years I’ve been with her. It’s kinda shocking after dating other races in my youth. It was hit or miss. But Asians were always clean.

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>>50580748
speak for yourself. I still work out every day and I am 35. If i were to be casted in a movie, i'd drop the 15lb beer cut in 2 weeks. This guy just looks like he gave up because some dude touched his taint and his wife took half his money.

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>high 300s hell

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>You don't own SIGA?
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>50580800
>You don't own SIGA? >HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>50580788

>> No.50580818

Honestly I didn't jump on any mpox stocks cause I thought they were all scams.. The horrors of past "lotto tickets" are still strong. (R/S,offerings,epic dumps before I could bail with my bag)

>> No.50580828

>>50580791
good lad, gotta stay in shape for when those SF crackheads come back for round two

>> No.50580843

>>50580791
I said to some extent. I do not look like that. I’m just saying that we all hit the wall unless you’re George Clooney.

>> No.50580853

>>50580776
how would you know fag

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>Anonymous (ID: JNgMzsAf) 07/26/22(Tue)21:06:16 No.505808141652236886700.jpg (281 KB, 2000x1000)File: 1652236886700.jpg (281 KB, 2000x1000) google yandex iqdb wait>>50580800(You)
>>You don't own SIGA? >HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.50580863

>>50580815
I don’t mean wipe. I mean she has a cup with her to wash with soap and water.
I will never wipe my dick after peeing. Then I don’t get the little dot on my pants.

>> No.50580870

>>50580858
>>Anonymous (ID: JNgMzsAf) 07/26/22(Tue)21:06:16 No.505808141652236886700.jpg (281 KB, 2000x1000)File: 1652236886700.jpg (281 KB, 2000x1000) google yandex iqdb wait>>50580800(You)
>>>You don't own SIGA? >HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>50580800
>>50580814
>>50580858
Me on the left

>> No.50580881

>>50580863
i just scrunch up my foreskin to keep the dribble in

>> No.50580888

Fuck this shit. Microcock and alphabet fucking miss and moon, the asshole who said you can get an oculus only account died to me and oh yeah because microcock and jewgle mooned my spy puts are fucked too, and i didnt stop and buy soju. Fuck you /smg/. If I don't win this mega ball thing tonight I'm giving up.

>> No.50580896

>>50580863
>she has a cup with her to wash with soap and water.

what does she do? Pour the cup over her hole? What about when she poops.

Which races smelled the worst? I've heard Asians have less sweat glands or something. same like they have different ear wax than other races

>> No.50580902

>>50580888
Lied not died. Fucking auto correct

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I'm gonna need bobo to work over time tomorrow to save my puts

>> No.50580917

Jesus Christ, mpoz has me chasing bioshits again 2 years later. I need to sell everything except SIGA and FDVV and get my fucking head back on straight. I’m turning in to a gambler.

>> No.50580918

>>50580412
Oof

Ain’t even gonna report it. I’ll allow this fine piece of gash.

>> No.50580920

>>50580904
Too soon junior. You'll figure it out next time.

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>>50580896
>what does she do? Pour the cup over her hole? What about when she poops.
WOMAN DON"T POOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.50580932

>>50580896
My gookfu takes a shower after every time she shits. She always smells like a fucking aphrodisiac.

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Forgot pic. Look how retarded I’ve become. Roast the stupidity out of me, please.

>> No.50580953

>Nasdaq loses have almost been completely erased by futures

Lol, lmao. Just fucking kill me. I swear they’re trying to drive every bobo out there to suicide.

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>Anonymous (ID: b1fvgfKS) 07/26/22(Tue)21:09:13 No.50580858>>50580870 >>50580871
>1617643586242.jpg (596 KB, 1497x1119) google yandex iqdb wait
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>Anonymous (ID: JNgMzsAf) 07/26/22(Tue)21:06:16 No.505808141652236886700.jpg (281 KB, 2000x1000)File: 1652236886700.jpg (281 KB, >2000x1000) google yandex iqdb wait>>50580800 (You)(You)
>>You don't own SIGA? >HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>Anonymous (ID: JNgMzsAf) 07/26/22(Tue)21:06:16 No.50580814>>50580871
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>>50580800 (You)
>You don't own SIGA? >HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>Anonymous (ID: FE8TqJfq) 07/26/22(Tue)21:06:21 No.50580815>>50580863
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>>50580788

>Anonymous (ID: 4m7whf6r) 07/26/22(Tue)21:06:32 No.50580818

>Honestly I didn't jump on any mpox stocks cause I thought they were all scams.. The horrors of past "lotto tickets" are still strong. (R/S,offerings,epic dumps before I could bail with my bag)

>Anonymous (ID: FE8TqJfq) 07/26/22(Tue)21:07:22 No.50580828

>>50580791
>good lad, gotta stay in shape for when those SF crackheads come back for round two

>Anonymous (ID: gNx3PnbK) 07/26/22(Tue)21:07:58 No.50580843

>>50580791
I said to some extent. I do not look like that. I’m just saying that we all hit the wall unless you’re George Clooney.

>Anonymous (ID: jSkEErBu) 07/26/22(Tue)21:08:59 No.50580853

>>50580776
>how would you know fag

>Anonymous (ID: gNx3PnbK) 07/26/22(Tue)21:09:35 No.50580863>>50580881 >>50580896

>>50580815
>I don’t mean wipe. I mean she has a cup with her to wash with soap and water.
>I will never wipe my dick after peeing. Then I don’t get the little dot on my pants.

>Anonymous (ID: +X2VjACB) 07/26/22(Tue)21:10:02 No.50580870

>>50580858 (You)
>>Anonymous (ID: JNgMzsAf) 07/26/22(Tue)21:06:16 No.505808141652236886700.jpg (281 KB, 2000x1000)File: 1652236886700.jpg (281 KB, 2000x1000) google yandex iqdb wait>>50580800 (You)(You)
>>>You don't own SIGA? >HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.50580962

>>50580932
why doesnt she save time and just shit in the shower? pipes all go to the same place

>> No.50580966

>>50580938
>PLTR

What the fuck does Palantir even do? All I can think is they do yoga and work on Mac desktops and stand desks in front of exposed brick. There can’t be anything meaningful going on there.

>> No.50580968

>>50580896
She fills it with water, puts soap on her cunt, and scrubs it. Then rinses it again. Same for any other movement. She is always clean. It’s impressive. All the women in her family are like that. She has never smelled bad.

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>>50580959
>Anonymous (ID: 6JVqXnn/) 07/26/22(Tue)20:15:36 No.505809591657778276824.png (18 KB, 640x591)File: 1657778276824.png (18 KB, 640x591) google yandex iqdb wait18 KB PNG>Anonymous (ID: b1fvgfKS) 07/26/22(Tue)21:09:13 No.50580858>>50580870(You) >>50580871
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>>Anonymous (ID: JNgMzsAf) 07/26/22(Tue)21:06:16 No.505808141652236886700.jpg (281 KB, 2000x1000)File: 1652236886700.jpg (281 KB, >2000x1000) google yandex iqdb wait>>50580800 (You)(You)
>>>You don't own SIGA? >HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>
>>Anonymous (ID: JNgMzsAf) 07/26/22(Tue)21:06:16 No.50580814>>50580871
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>>>50580800 (You)
>>You don't own SIGA? >HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>Anonymous (ID: FE8TqJfq) 07/26/22(Tue)21:06:21 No.50580815>>50580863
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>>Anonymous (ID: 4m7whf6r) 07/26/22(Tue)21:06:32 No.50580818
>
>>Honestly I didn't jump on any mpox stocks cause I thought they were all scams.. The horrors of past "lotto tickets" are still strong. (R/S,offerings,epic dumps before I could bail with my bag)
>
>>Anonymous (ID: FE8TqJfq) 07/26/22(Tue)21:07:22 No.50580828
>
>>>50580791
>>good lad, gotta stay in shape for when those SF crackheads come back for round two
>
>>Anonymous (ID: gNx3PnbK) 07/26/22(Tue)21:07:58 No.50580843
>
>>>50580791
>I said to some extent. I do not look like that. I’m just saying that we all hit the wall unless you’re George Clooney.
>
>>Anonymous (ID: jSkEErBu) 07/26/22(Tue)21:08:59 No.50580853
>
>>>50580776
>>how would you know fag
>
>>Anonymous (ID: gNx3PnbK) 07/26/22(Tue)21:09:35 No.50580863>>50580881 >>50580896
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>>>50580815

>> No.50580982

>>50580888
I am laughing at you so hard right now

>> No.50580988

>>50580966
PLTR I’m not selling. It’s going to Pluto in a few years.

>> No.50581005

what is going on in this thread

>> No.50581006

SIGA is going to retrace to $8 (bottom of channel) and I'm tired of pretending it won't.

>> No.50581007
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50581007

To what extent--if any--would I be a retard, or a faggot, or a retarded faggot if I were to buy $Meta (formerly Facechuck)

>> No.50581008

I see there is a quality poster in this thread.

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50581010

>>50580968
>All the women in her family are like that.
When you go their bathroom, is there separate cups for each pussy or just a big shared bucket they wash their pussies with?

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50581021

>>50581006
12-14$ will be as low as it goes.

>> No.50581027

mmmm yes, this /smg/ is extra stinky

>> No.50581030

>>50580988
Why? What the fuck do they do? I have asked this question of personal friends of mine and I’ve never gotten a satisfactory answer. What is their proprietary tech? What do they do for the government? Do they build NSA tools or do they encrypt the cloud? Seems like a scam on par with Theranos except no one expects them to ever deliver a product.

>> No.50581035

>>50580788
asian pussy is fantastic. I have an asian chick who is absolutely nuts for me and she super clean. every time I bust a nut in her she takes a shower immediately.
>>50580888
>the asshole who said you can get an oculus only account died to me
im right here, what happened baggot. at least you can jerk off to VR porn when gookfu leaves you for being bad at the jew casino

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50581038

>>50581021
>Dr. Neil Formee

>> No.50581066

>>50581030
hey are data integration specialists. organizations especially governments have data lakes that are incredibly valuable but very little ability to mine those lakes on their own. thats where palantir comes in. theres a reason why they have so many military and government contracts and that is only going to continue. its also the type of software that is not easily ripped out by competitors.

that being said, there is way too many shares outstanding and the fucking CEO dumps his shares all the time. It will not go to any real valuation for many many ears until either some shares are destroyed or massive accumulation has occured.

theres something like 1.5b shares outstanding if I remember correctly. nuts.

>> No.50581082

>>50581066
A rare case of the CEO leaving being bullish?

>> No.50581099

>granny smith apple colored Futures
Yeah Im thinking we're back.

>> No.50581113
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50581113

Did the FED stop buying MBS?

>> No.50581116

>>50581021
Kinda hoping this happens. I have another couple grand to drop on it. >>50581035
Agreed
>>50581030
They have proprietary software used by governments, intelligence, and retail to sift through information and come to conclusions faster than people. Cost savings and risk management for businesses, finding and eliminating targets for military, predicting spread of diseases and outcomes for government. Also keep track of people and trends.
It’s basically skynet anon. They have no debt and are on the cusp of profiting. They also did 1.5b in revenue last year and have 3.2b in assets.

>> No.50581128

>>50580918
It's artificially made

>> No.50581137

OH NOHNOOHNOOHNOOOHNOOOO
https://www.businessinsider.com/ukraine-zelenskyy-pursue-war-crimes-charges-leaders-jpmorgan-citi-hsbc-2022-7

FUCKING KEK FIGURED OUT WHY VIX IS POSITION CLOSING ONLY TOMORROW!

>> No.50581138
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50581138

>>50581128
Bro, that's a man

>> No.50581152

>>50581138
Nah you can clearly see it's a female. Boobs and vagine.

>> No.50581155

>>50581128
Umm, link to the AI that made it?

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50581157

>>50581152

>> No.50581163

>>50581116
Who are their clients? Do they have a contract with the government?

>> No.50581175

>>50581135
>>50581135
>>50581135
>>50581135

>> No.50581176
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50581176

>>50579237
My uncle is (was) a successful stock broker and day trader. I have 2k from a summer wagie that I want to invest.

How do I ask him for help without sounding autistic?

>> No.50581184

>>50581163
what is reading comprehension?

>> No.50581203

>>50581176
just ask him advice. people into stocks love to talk about it but there is not many people who are into them to talk with.

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50581206

>>50581176
Ask him his thoughts about investing in gay sex.

>> No.50581289

>>50580776
It’s the complete submissive “take this pussy and do what thou wilt” position, incel.

>> No.50581301
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50581301

>>50581137
>Ustenko

>> No.50581424

>>50580412
she's underage
this is CP

>> No.50581493

>>50580988
>>50581116
Palantir is the only stock I’m bagholding that I refuse to cut my losses on, it’s genuinely such a strong niche and data mining will only continue to get harder and more important. Shit will moon eventually whether it takes 5 years or 10

>> No.50581732

>>50580342
Source?

>> No.50581737

>>50580018
The vaxxies are dying en masse. What do you niggers not understand?

>> No.50582249

So it was all priced in? I'm opening calls and moving back into the market

>> No.50582313
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50582313

>>50581424

>> No.50582358

>>50581035
>every time I bust a nut in her she takes a shower immediately
lmao she is disgusted by you

>> No.50582378

>>50582313
anyone can edit a wiki

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50582643

>>50582378
I knew you would say something like this. just for this I will not give you source faggot.

>> No.50582690

>>50582643
>whores don't lie

>> No.50582732

>>50582358
She’s literally in love with me and asks me to marry her every day. You’re just a guy who gets no pussy let alone clean trad Asian pussy. Sad little virgin.

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50582740

>>50582690
bro if she's posting on Twitter and only fans and says she's 19, what am I supposed to do? ask for xer driver license? if you were nice I would have given you the links

>> No.50582785
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50582785

>>50582732
>She’s literally in love with me and asks me to marry her every day. You’re just a guy who gets no pussy let alone clean trad Asian pussy. Sad little virgin.

>> No.50582814

>>50582785
That’s not a very flattering self portrait you basement goblin
God I love not being a broke virgin

>> No.50583532

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!