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>I AM GOING TO BECOME A CRYPTO MILL-ACK!

>> No.50629715
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>>50629709
LOL

>> No.50629856

Congrats on unbanking yourself Chud

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>>50629709
>Celius advertisement slogan "Unbank yourself!"
mfw they actually did unbank people

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>>50629715
>>50629856
>>50629879
>SHUT THE FUCK UP IT WAS JUST A COORDINATED ATTACK BY BANCOR AND THE ELITE JEWS THAT WANT ME POOR AND UNABLE TO BUY AN ASIAN WAIFU!!!

>> No.50629918

>>50629709
Say it with me folx. Not your keys...

>> No.50629934

>>50629715
Kek.

>> No.50629940

>>50629715
>I don't know what to do.
diversifying your investments baskets would be a good start

>> No.50629952

>>50629903
who are you quoting

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>>50629879
What kept you out of Celsius? For me it was pic related (before I even knew of Jessica Khater, after that the very idea was a joke).

Slogans like "obtain financial freedom" are always a massive redflag and typically associated with scams

>> No.50630053

>>50629964
What kept me out? Bitconnect. Every run has its bitconnect.
But yea its hilarious to see all this muh anon why miss out on 8%apy faggots getting fucked i repeated myself over and over, celsius=bitconnect

>> No.50630124

>>50629964
They wanted me to KYC and I was like fuck naw nigga. I did get by those Bancor kikes unfortunately. Now everything is in cold storage where it will remain forever. Lesson learned. Not your keys and never trust a yid.

>> No.50630185

>>50629964
I know that 8% per year isn't something the most evil we'll connected wall Street kikes can achieve WITH political connections

How are Defi retards going to do that and keep doing it without fucking it up? Had to be a pure ponzi

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