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50636278 No.50636278 [Reply] [Original]

What are some tips to avoid bad financial habits?

>> No.50636321

whenever you're in a situation when you're giving away money for something, ask yourself "do I really need this?"

>> No.50636335

>>50636278
Let a professional handle the cash flow and use a chain of trust before it reaches your wallet as the root owner of the funds. It filters alot of human error when finances are done as a team.

>> No.50636447

>>50636278
just be yourself

>> No.50636448

>>50636278
I'm terrified to visit a massage parlor in case they either don't catch on that I want a handy, don't do that at this establishment, or worse call the cops for me trying to give the masseuse happy ending money. Worst of all the girl may either laugh at or be disgusted by my dick.

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>>50636448
Shave your dick and balls
Put on some nice perfume
YES PERFUME

>> No.50636576

>>50636502
What do you want? A green card?

>> No.50636600

>>50636448
same. also what if the handy doesnt work and youre laying there awkwardly for a few minutes thinking about your life while to masseuse gets frustrated

>> No.50637422

>>50636502
why perfume instead of cologne...

>> No.50637461

tfw can't get a massage because I'm ticklish af

>> No.50637465

>>50636278
Just, like, don't spend money. Simple as.

>> No.50637484

>>50636321
This, plus ask yourself if it's possible to get it for free.

>> No.50637609

>>50636278
Bro i think is a moment in the life of everyman , you will eventually get bored of prostitutes. I got bored after a while but here in Europe is only 50 to fuck so I didn't spent more then a couple thousand Wich is nothing considering we loose that in crypto every day and even much more than that lol

>> No.50637688
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>>50636448
>>50636600

Look on rubmaps.com, or try to find massage places that show up there. If you don't see any, look for places that specify that they are an Asian massage place and have pictures of women in their advertisements. If its broken english, your odds are better. If you need to book an appointment far in advance, it's probably a legit place where you won't get a happy ending. Look for somewhere you can walk in.

When you're there, say you want a full body massage one hour. They will lead you to a room and give you a moment to freshen up. Get undressed fully naked, and lay on the table FRONT DOWN. If she dives right in without putting the towel on your butt, then you're definitely getting a handy. Dont worry if not though, you've still got a good chance. During the massage, if her hand is slightly brushing your ballsack/shaft as she rubs your legs, make sure to indicate a little pleasure. She's feeling you out.

35-45 minutes in she'll ask you to flip over. Do so and quickly flash your dick as you place the towel over your front side, make it look a little like an accident. She'll then do your front side and as shes at your legs, she'll make a move and ask if you want a special massage, and ask for a tip of about 60$ (going USA rate). Agree and enjoy.

It's about 120$ usually total. 60$ house fee, and the 60 for the tip. These ladies work off of tips. I think its worth it as a once in awhile treat to relieve stress. I always make sure to get one when i travel on business to japan, the ladies are hotter, and the rates are cheaper. In the us it's usually middle aged women, but who cares its just a hand job.

Remember that there's always a chance you wont get it, even though most likely you will so surrender the outcome.

Good luck and enjoy!

>> No.50637859

I found out recently that my work benefits pay for up to 5 massages a year for a certified massage therapist.
I'm pretty sure no certified massage therapist is going to be advertising that they're giving out handies, but is there any way to sus out which ones might be down for it? Or find one that would be fine with nudity, since it would be cool to show a woman my dick once in awhile.
I've never had a massage before so idk what kind I would even ask for, but I do get a sore back from sitting all day, so maybe there would be some benefit.

>> No.50637984

>>50637688
Delet this. The more people know about this the sooner it’ll get taken away.

>> No.50638026

1. Work out how much you make an hour and then before making any purchase calculate how long you would have to work for it.
2. Create a budget and log everything.

>>50637688
>All this fucking bullshit for a handjob

Just go to Mexican or one of those Caribbean islands. Why do Americans live like this?