/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50684616]

ww3 soon, very boolish.

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

>>50682224

[Anonymous No.50684635]

HDSN Y/N??

[Anonymous No.50684642]

>>50684635
N

Igger

[Anonymous No.50684657]

my INTC calls were up 25percent this mourning when the stock went up 3 percent

[Anonymous No.50684658]

I need more China memes for shitposting into the current internet psy ops.

[Anonymous No.50684659]

4 mins til the kikery hour, goys

[Anonymous No.50684661]

I'm *this* close to buying SIGA

[Anonymous No.50684662]

>>50684642
woah, buddy. that was antisemetic of you. You're not some kind of... Nazi... are you?

[Anonymous No.50684670]

First for SQQQ

[Anonymous No.50684672]

>>50684658
here, have a chinese colony meme

[Anonymous No.50684676]

How are we doing? I don't dare to check my portfolio.

[Anonymous No.50684677]

>>50684661
great price at least.

[Anonymous No.50684687]

Oilbros...today is not our today.

[Anonymous No.50684691]

>>50684658
Anytime some faggot is an obvious Chink shill or acts like it I pull this out

[Anonymous No.50684698]

>>50684670
Sour Hour?

[Anonymous No.50684699]

>>50684635
HDSN is comfy, though I don't own it anymore and haven't kept up... so this is not financial advice

[Anonymous No.50684708]

>>50684691
Is that Xi?

[Anonymous No.50684709]

Can someone explain to me if I am selling a spread with a 70% prob why some stocks give me <$30 and some >$30. Shouldnt they give the same since volatility is calculated with an equation.
>IV rank, IV%
SPY has a low IV rank and GDX has high IV rank. With both of them I start in the hole.
Apple has a 17% IV rank and I start with a $3 gain over probabilities.

[Anonymous No.50684714]

dat dildo mate, dat fucking dildo

[Anonymous No.50684718]

Is that President Biden XI?

[Anonymous No.50684721]

Guys I feel like we should all chip in and do something nice for baggot. He still hasn't got the message after a month that his gookfu is never coming back. I though maybe we could buy him some physical shares of NAK or something.

[Anonymous No.50684726]

>>50684708
You think Xi has Wi Fi?

[Anonymous No.50684729]

>Bought SPY in my individual account instead of my Roth

[Anonymous No.50684737]

>>50684698
I hate to say it. But looks like power hour

[Anonymous No.50684738]

>>50684698
sour month

[Anonymous No.50684739]

>>50684676
We're never going to financially recover from this.

[Anonymous No.50684741]

WTFWT?

[Anonymous No.50684742]

>>50684662
I'm not your buddy goy

[Anonymous No.50684750]

When war is declared steel is going through the roof.

[Anonymous No.50684755]

>>50684738
thats Sept-Nov territory I think.

[Anonymous No.50684762]

>>50684616
>thinking Xiden will do anything against China
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.50684767]

OK real talk can you guys shill me some defense stocks?

[Anonymous No.50684769]

>>50684699
wouldnt personally buy

i would have bought seiko stock after seeing this clip but it's already up. seiko and (GS)especially makes best watches in the world and everyone is cathing up on that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP76Id8_wgg

[Anonymous No.50684775]

>>50684750
With Chyna or Russia?

[Anonymous No.50684779]

>>50684755
everyone thinks september will be red. its going to be green

[Anonymous No.50684781]

>>50684708
Yes, here's another one to quote people with

[Anonymous No.50684794]

>>50684779
not at the end I dont think

[Anonymous No.50684803]

>>50684658
Ghetto; 贫民窟; sell someone down the river; 把人卖到河边; blackmail; 勒索; brainstorm; 头脑风暴; savage; 野蛮的; gypped; 吉普德; pow wow; 哇哦; tribe; 部落; spooky; 幽灵般的; black sheep; 害群之马; blind spot; 盲点; blindsided; 眼花缭乱; first world problem; 第一世界问题; spirit animal; 灵兽; tone deaf; 聋哑; lame; 瘸; grandfathered in; 祖父在; crippled; 残废的

[Anonymous No.50684807]

weird, devon energy (DVN) released earnings in the middle of the day

[Anonymous No.50684809]

>>50684738
>>50684737
*Snibs your pinky toe*
Haha, oops how careless of me didn't see you there lil' guy.

[Anonymous No.50684816]

>>50684781

I fucking hate Xi

[Anonymous No.50684817]

>>50684718

No that's Xiǎo bái dān

[Anonymous No.50684818]

Hi guys, tech industry is going through the roof. but TSM to get rich, it will be 200 in few months. Everything else is overpriced, but Taiwan Semiconductors are not, support Taiwan.

[Anonymous No.50684821]

>>50684809
fudge you crab

[Anonymous No.50684835]

Kek

[Anonymous No.50684838]

what was the cause of the flash crash on SIGA Friday? tempted to take a small position but I want it cheaper

[Anonymous No.50684842]

>>50684818
Would Taiwan nuke China if the US gave them some nukes?

[Anonymous No.50684843]

>>50684809
I keep forgetting about you...

[Anonymous No.50684854]

ww3 is priced in now, off to ath

[Anonymous No.50684855]

>>50684818
TSM will be a bargain once pelosi visits

[Anonymous No.50684857]

>load up gtav online sessions
>high pitch voiced kid yelling
>NIIIIIIgger NIIIIIIIIIgger NIIIIIIIIIggger to a player on the flying bike

[Anonymous No.50684868]

>>50684838
it pumped to the moon and some people took their profits.

[Anonymous No.50684871]

>>50684775
Hopefully just China, but if Russia wants to die they can die too.

[Anonymous No.50684872]

>>50684835
Show me your friends and I'll show you your future. There's a reason Discordtrannies sit and play video games all day and do nothing with their lives, because all their friends do as well

[Anonymous No.50684875]

>>50684838
Typical Jewish manipulation. FDA released a completely bullshit statement in regards to tpoxx.

[Anonymous No.50684884]

>>50684838
Monkeyp*x, like the recession, was deemed to be fake

[Anonymous No.50684898]

>>50684616
>Occidental Petroleum (NYSE:OXY) is scheduled to announce Q2 earnings results on Tuesday, Aug. 2, after market close.
>Consensus EPS estimate is $3.03 (+846.9% Y/Y) and consensus revenue estimate is $9.81B (+64.6% Y/Y).
witness me

[Anonymous No.50684904]

>>50684721
He’s had no issues hooking up with her friends in the past. Just let Baggie be Baggie

[Anonymous No.50684905]

>>50684709
No. No we can't. You will figure out the important stuff eventually

[Anonymous No.50684908]

>>50684842
Taiwan is a peaceful country, Taiwan seeks no conflict. But... nukes can also be used as deterrent to evil, evil china.

[Anonymous No.50684909]

>>50684750
vale 13.165

[Anonymous No.50684910]

>>50684807
Frankly, companies should either release earnings balls out during market hours or outside of Pre-market/After-hours trading. Illiquid 10% jumps don't really help anyone.

[Anonymous No.50684924]

>>50684714
WHAT DILDO?
i go to lunch and come back and theres dildos?

[Anonymous No.50684929]

>>50684838
FDA announced TPOXX is ineffective against MP, which now SIGA is returning to fair value (about $7 a share)

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50684934]

>>50684884
they aren't talking about monkiepox because the name is racist. You know because niggers are like monkies and will have a chimp out if they have to take responsibility for this disease they're spreading to all the cities.

[Anonymous No.50684937]

>>50684872
You guys are my frens. What does that mean for my future?

[Anonymous No.50684940]

>>50684929
>FDA announced TPOXX is ineffective against MP
If you're a retard who can't read, yes.

[Anonymous No.50684947]

White House presser: “we do not support Taiwan independence” what? Since when? What a joke admin. So embarrassing to be a mutt rn

[Anonymous No.50684952]

>>50684929
>things that never happened

[Anonymous No.50684957]

>>50684857
There is strength left in the race of men

[Anonymous No.50684958]

What are the market implication of the dump truck ass humps in treauries?

[Anonymous No.50684972]

>tfw got USAC jewed

[Anonymous No.50684982]

>>50684929
Hi Shkreli

[Anonymous No.50684990]

VIXchads will inherit the poopy scorched earth!

[Anonymous No.50684995]

>>50684947
It's the most pilpul of foreign policy positions: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_China#United_States_policy

[Anonymous No.50684999]

>>50684947
We never have officially, tard

[Anonymous No.50685011]

>>50684972
her daughters are going to look better when they're older than she ever will, mixed kids are based.

[Anonymous No.50685020]

CHRIST. PICK A FUCKING DIRECTION, OIL!

[Anonymous No.50685022]

Anyone investing in South African companies? Their problems with thieves, illiterate government and energy outages are nothing compared to the wealth those companies create. Share your south African gems guys, mine is SBSW. Bought it in April 2021 and never looked back at it since then.

[Anonymous No.50685027]

>>50684947
Pelosi is afraid of getting shot down in her plane.

[Anonymous No.50685040]

>>50684898
WAGMI bro. Same boat, but I sold all $9 shares last year after the first pump. Bought some more in the upper $20 and holding. Hope those estimates end up being too low.

[Anonymous No.50685045]

>>50685027
Pelosi has a private plane?

[Anonymous No.50685055]

Yeah I'm thinking Taiwan's a nothingburger and we ride to ATHs now

[Anonymous No.50685060]

>>50685040
i sold 100 from the first lot to cover my cost basis. holding the rest of this for 3-5 years, easy

[Anonymous No.50685064]

>>50685045
Well she definitely isn't flying coach

[Anonymous No.50685067]

>>50685045
Yeah. Look up registration ZS-NVB.

[Anonymous No.50685073]

>>50684947
your country doesn't support their independence either

[Anonymous No.50685083]

>>50685011
I can't wait until Tel Aviv gets annihilated

[Anonymous No.50685099]

>>50685045
shes in a military jet

[Anonymous No.50685100]

>>50684947
This is literally everyone’s stance.

[Anonymous No.50685109]

>>50685045
Yes, she flies herself around in a Hughes H-1.

[Anonymous No.50685115]

>>50684821
>>50684843
The line will continue to move right until morale improves.

[Anonymous No.50685121]

its been a while since we had a good old fashioned crab day like this

[Anonymous No.50685125]

>>50684838
>sigganigga owns the rights to produce an antiviral against smallpx
>turns out it also works on Monki as well but there are no human trials because it has always been confined to lolafrica
>it's the only antiviral that works
>everyone hops on bandwagon
>FDA says "lol we don't have any human trials!"
>hedgies drop massive amounts all at once in order to scare ignorant retards that think this is news
>trigger stoplosses creating a bigger liquidity
>stock has a liquidity crisis unrelated to actual value
>run on stock until double circuit breaker
>bounces like a fucking superball off of 14.00 as hedgies buy back in huge and cheap from frightened pigs
>retail babbys are scared to buy now, FOMOers lost their ass at 22 if they sold and locked in that loss
>hediges continue to acquire slowly to avoid shooting it up again
It won't drop like that again.
Everyone in the medical field dealing with this is shilling tpoxx.
The only thing that can kill it now is containment of Monki itself, which isn't happening.
There will be more turbulence though -- if you don't have the balls don't buy in

[Anonymous No.50685131]

>>50685115
my morale has improved!

[Anonymous No.50685134]

>>50685011
Begone serpent

[Anonymous No.50685136]

>>50685115
I can live with that. Really don’t want my CCs assigned.

[Anonymous No.50685145]

>>50685060
My target sale price was somewhere in the $80s, but if they raise the divvy or do a forward split then I'll have to reconsider that position. Right now, and in the foreseeable future it's a solid hold.

[Anonymous No.50685147]

>>50685022
>Bought it in April 2021 and never looked back at it since then
that's good since it's down 50%

[Anonymous No.50685154]

>>50685109
Would unironically respect that.

[Anonymous No.50685159]

china still cool?

[Anonymous No.50685165]

>>50685011
Only the ones with good hair. Hopefully they will put the bloodlines back on the right track.

[Anonymous No.50685172]

> Taiwan now Taitoo due to inflation
> Taitwee a possibility, sources familiar with the situation warn
Yeah I'm thinking a golden bull run

[Anonymous No.50685175]

>>50685159
China was never cool.

[Anonymous No.50685187]

>>50685147
It's just a temporary setback, I'm sure. Stocks come up and down constantly. Looks like a bargain to me. People will see value in it eventually for sure...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50685195]

>>50685172
Why can't we support China and Taiwan as 2 separate but equal countries?

[Anonymous No.50685200]

>>50685172
Speaking of which, what's stopping China from going all "siege of Tyre" and slowly building a land bridge by filling the Taiwan strait with rocks and dirt?

[Anonymous No.50685206]

>>50685195
China's autism and they make everything for us

[Anonymous No.50685213]

So now that Taiwan has replaced Ukraine as le current thing do I need to change my twitter flag?

[Anonymous No.50685216]

>>50685064
Business class with a bunch of body guards then? Or how do politicians like her travel.
>>50685099
She would have to bring her own snacks I guess

[Anonymous No.50685219]

>>50684658

[Anonymous No.50685224]

CHINESE TRICKS IN ROOMS
WITH GHOST OF HOOKER GIRLY DUDES

[Anonymous No.50685236]

>>50685195
I think the only fair solution is to give China and Taiwan equal representation, but Taiwan only gets 3/5ths of a vote. Sounds like a fair compromise.

[Anonymous No.50685238]

>almost everything slightly red
>SOXL green

[Anonymous No.50685247]

>/v/ is making fun of us again

[Anonymous No.50685256]

>>50685238
>MO green
smoke em if you got em divvybros

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50685266]

>>50685236
So we could build an entire embassy, but we would only be able to send niggers to serve as ambassadors?

[Anonymous No.50685267]

>>50684957
My Mexican friend literally screams nigger in public when he's too drunk and we used to live in Berkeley

[Anonymous No.50685269]

>>50685195
the chinese absolutely hates taiwan and Xi still has wet dreams about invading it.

[Anonymous No.50685272]

>>50685247
/v/ blamed crypto miners for the chip shortages, they’re retarded

[[e-mail] No.50685274]

>>50684616
>ww3 soon, very boolish.
ww3 soon but not today could be bullish every day for the next five years though.

[Anonymous No.50685275]

>>50685247
/v/ is a shithole and collectively jizzed their nonbinary underwear over a fucking press X to simulate cat game.

[Anonymous No.50685276]

>>50685213
Did you forget to add the sri lanka flag too anon?

[Anonymous No.50685280]

Fellow live at home NEETs, have you tried setting up a tent in the backyard? It’s a great way to get space from mommy but you still have wifi and free food.

[Anonymous No.50685278]

>rich people on /sp/ are making fun of our poorfolios again

[Anonymous No.50685282]

OIL is finally going to go under $90 this week

[Anonymous No.50685283]

>>50685247
who?

[Anonymous No.50685294]

>>50685125
What do you think of CMRX?

[Anonymous No.50685297]

>>50685267
Mexicans and whites need to link up. Asians can come too, but no poos and no niggers.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50685299]

>>50685206
What if we just told them to fuck off and made everything elsewhere? I mean couldn't we train mexicans in in america illegally or niggers in america leagally to do the same thing the chinks do?

[Anonymous No.50685300]

>>50685280
get a job and quit living in a tent in your moms backyard

[Anonymous No.50685301]

>>50685272
No /v/ blamed crypto miners on driving up the cost of video cards and that's true.

[Anonymous No.50685303]

>>50685213
Just add both, and don't forget to add the new pronouns too.

[Anonymous No.50685310]

>>50685266
Pretty sure we already do that.

[Anonymous No.50685312]

>>50685275
He’s cute. Sauce?

[Anonymous No.50685317]

>>50685280
Get a job NEET

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50685321]

>>50685297
>need to link up
you sound like a nigger

[Anonymous No.50685329]

>>50685312
SHE is a beautiful XX woman.

[Anonymous No.50685330]

>>50684616
>companies are going bankrupt
Bullish
>America and Europe are in a recession
Bullish
>interest rates are raising
Bullish
>Russia is about to nuke the world
Bullish

[Anonymous No.50685339]

>>50685321
Yeah, well you’re Jewish, soooo…

[Anonymous No.50685342]

>>50685247
link? Off topic /v/ threads are the funniest.

[Anonymous No.50685345]

>>50685280
BASED.
>>50685300
Witnessed, cringe, and wasted.
>>50685317
Maybe he's saving up his gibbux so when housing crashes he can get a free house?

[Anonymous No.50685348]

>>50685297
Why are poos not allowed wtf we have all the money and tech to fund you guys for the Race War.

[Anonymous No.50685351]

>>50685280
why are you NEETs even on an investing board

[Anonymous No.50685352]

>>50685280
Style/10, this NEET is doing it right.

[Anonymous No.50685354]

>>50685329
he ain't no neenja that's for fucking sure

[Anonymous No.50685361]

>>50685354
lmao what was this woman's problem?

[is crypto privacy actually possible? !SMw768gQ3k No.50685369]

Other than buying a few hundred dollars in Bitcoin back in 2021 during the Bitcoin craze, (probably only worth like $50 now because I haven't touched it since), I really don't know jack shit about cryptocurrency, especially monero. Why should I use monero instead of Bitcoin or USDC? How is this one more private than the others? If I sell commissions online and my customer wants to pay me in cryptocurrency, why should he use monero over bitcoin? Why should I accept monero over bitcoin? I know Bitcoin is less private than monero because all of your shit can be looked up if they know your wallet address but aren't people able to make multiple addresses? Why not just make two and keep one for my daily leisurely shit and the other for my service so it's not linked directly to me personally? If my understanding is lacking please correct me

[Anonymous No.50685377]

>>50685361
what the fuck is your problem bro!

[Anonymous No.50685378]

>>50685354
what is this meme from?

[Anonymous No.50685380]

>>50684999
Retard. The US officially recognized Taiwan until 1979 when commie loving Jimmy Carter changed policy

[Anonymous No.50685384]

>>50685159
China is pretty cool, but their government is pretty uncool.

[Anonymous No.50685387]

>>50685348
>we
Poo detected. I bet you didn't even put on deodorant this morning.

[Anonymous No.50685389]

>>50685280
Stop unleashing the dogs

[Anonymous No.50685390]

>>50685361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jDHRW6fngg

[Anonymous No.50685396]

>>50685267
Easier than it sounds. The US is probably just waiting for manufacturing to be completely automated so we don't have the enormous dependency on China

[Anonymous No.50685398]

>>50685377
Lots of stuff.

[Anonymous No.50685400]

>>50685348
>we have money
>and tech

We have more of both. Indians annoy me unless they’re high caste. I guess you can come along too as long as you don’t drone on and on in an Indian accent.

[Anonymous No.50685401]

>>50685282
Buddy, we're not breaking 92. Or 95 for that matter.

[Anonymous No.50685404]

>hedge fund executives on /pw/ are making fun of us again

[Anonymous No.50685406]

>>50685378
she produced a certified banger
>>50685390

[Anonymous No.50685407]

>>50685345
when do these variable terms reset though? what's the curve look like? i think most US ARMs are 3/1 or 5/1 but i don't know anything about canada.

[Anonymous No.50685423]

Bond bros, as I understand it the bond market is certain that the fed is done raising interest rates, can the market be wrong??

[Anonymous No.50685424]

>>50685345
Yup. Just selling covered calls on TQQQ and SQQQ until the time is right for me to buy a duplex and rent spike the very wagies who denied me a worthwhile job

[Anonymous No.50685426]

>>50685404
you got worked

[Anonymous No.50685427]

>>50685396
Meant for>>50685299

[Anonymous No.50685432]

>>50685267

[Anonymous No.50685435]

>>50685404
>Hedgies are making fun of us on their Bloomberg Terminal messaging platform again

[Anonymous No.50685438]

>>50685400
>Indians annoy me unless they’re high caste.
This is so fucking weird lol white people are ridiculous. guaranteeing you wouldn't know a high caste if you see one because you think high caste = muh light colored skin

All you guys do is think in terms of skin color on here. Very sad. I was going to give you guys a ton of alpha today but I won't because the schoolshooters are being casteist.

[Anonymous No.50685440]

>>50685348
Is that you fren? How you been?

[Anonymous No.50685450]

>>50685404
I miss /asp/

[Anonymous No.50685453]

I link up with latinas all the time though.

[Anonymous No.50685461]

>>50685390
watch this and tell me with a straight face we aren't due for a societal and economic crash of biblical proportions

[Anonymous No.50685464]

We just the order from the top to sell all SIGA bags asap. This is the reason for the price action stalling today - the cats out the bag and other hedgies are offloading too. You have been warned

[Anonymous No.50685475]

>>50685280
tents are kinda claustrophobic triggering places

[Anonymous No.50685485]

>>50685438
High caste means westernized manners etc.

[Anonymous No.50685487]

>>50685380
>43 years ago

[Anonymous No.50685507]

Is this good time to go all in S&P? It usually performs well when a new war starts right?

[Anonymous No.50685509]

>>50685485
*shoots up the school*
*sharts in the Walmart*

[Anonymous No.50685515]

The Devil is trading today

[Anonymous No.50685517]

>>50685380
My parent told me they voted for Carter and I said I can't respect them anymore

[Anonymous No.50685526]

It'd be hilarious if I got to short TSLA back down from $1k again.

[Anonymous No.50685537]

>>50685438
Higher caste pajeets are complete pricks. I work with some and they never smile, they never talk to anyone and when they do they always have a fucking attitude and when they do talk it's only in their poo circles with other poos.

[Anonymous No.50685539]

>>50685294
Tembexa and Tecovirimat are not on the same level.
Tecovirimat has a track record of successful reduction of treatment periods (from 2-3 weeks untreated vs 10 days or less with TPOXX) and few side effects aside from nausea. EU and FDA are already leaning into Tecovirimat.
Tembexa will only be used in an emergency scenario because the side effects are documented and awful.

They both have potential upside, SIGA is the safer play that doesn't require a full-scare outbreak to see potential upside, CMRX is more speculative and risky, but if the disease goes apeshit, it will probably be the most undervalued.

[Anonymous No.50685557]

>>50685247
im surprised they have time in between their chinese hentai games

[Anonymous No.50685563]

>pedophile bankers in /toy/ are calling us poorfag wagies again

[Anonymous No.50685575]

What do you guys think of savings rate in USA? it went down a little bit in the last year. Although this chart doesn't show the state from before covid when it was around 5-8% from what I recall.
In euro zone savings rate is around 12% right now.

[Anonymous No.50685578]

>>50685398

[Anonymous No.50685579]

>>50685515
VIX to 26 baby!

[Anonymous No.50685597]

>>50685509
You try interacting with a low caste brit. It’s the same in India. They don’t even speak English in either case

[Anonymous No.50685598]

>>50685301
Not really, it was the tariff shit on Chinkland

[Anonymous No.50685622]

>>50685575
oh gee willy, what's happening in this chart.

[Anonymous No.50685694]

>>50685597
Lol why do Indian diaspora the fuck out of all other races(including native ones) when it comes to income and test scoring.

The funny thing is that these indian/asian immigrants test better on English comprehension than English/American kids themselves do.

[Anonymous No.50685702]

>>50685579
>>50685515
heil satan (and VIX to 45)

[Anonymous No.50685710]

>>50685507
usually not until an invasion begins

[Anonymous No.50685724]

>>50685702
Christ is King- Satan can do nothing for you. Repent and ask Jesus into your heart

[Anonymous No.50685743]

>>50685694
Smart and hard working.

[Anonymous No.50685748]

>>50685694
wow they are so amazing their home country must be an absolute paradise, wonder why they have to come to stupid white countries while wearing western clothing and english words and western technology and food funny that you'd think everyone would stick to their poo ways since they are obviously superior

[Anonymous No.50685751]

>tfw still holding soxl at 57
Can someone give me cheap air fryer food ideas so I can eat until I can afford to eat again

[Anonymous No.50685754]

AAPL will be banned in China.

[Anonymous No.50685760]

>>50685440
Breddy good. Bought a rental home to rent out to rentoids, now learning some data science and time series via python frameworks to get a big fat raise at work.
https://www.coursera.org/learn/python-machine-learning-for-investment-management
https://online.stat.psu.edu/statprogram/stat510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_5SLG7sUa0&list=PLwJRxp3blEvZyQBTTOMFRP_TDaSdly3gU

^highly recommend learning through these courses but also supplementing with college textbooks for concepts that you really need a founation on.

So a statistics textbook, maybe a multivariate calc textbook.

If I wanna get really autistic (which I won't for now) then I will be studying differential geometry / hierarchical Neural Network courses that a lot of prop funds on the Street use

[Anonymous No.50685765]

>>50685280
manlet top kek. the space betwen the leg and the knee

[Anonymous No.50685775]

>>50685751
air fryer taquitos
just beans in tortillas rolled up

[Anonymous No.50685780]

I got 75 shares of Scott's Miracle Gro (SMG). If I lose money on this trade I'm taking it out on you guys.

[Anonymous No.50685783]

>>50685748
Kek based

[Anonymous No.50685785]

>>50685724
yea but god made satan so hes technically jesus' brother-son, and god never makes a mistake so hes gotta be good

[Anonymous No.50685787]

What if they just decide to use vaccines instead of tpoxx for treating monkepox? Tpoxx is incredibly expensive

[Anonymous No.50685789]

>>50685751
corn tortillas, canned chicken, sour cream, and cheddar cheese for cheap taquitos
tip, fry the tortillas in olive oil about 7 seconds per side before folding
>>50685775
god FUCK

[Anonymous No.50685790]

>>50685765
that's called a shin

[Anonymous No.50685791]

>>50685780
>I want a fertilizer stock BUT with consumer discretionary mixed in

[Anonymous No.50685795]

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50685808]

Did Pelosi get killed by the gooks yet?

[Anonymous No.50685810]

>>50685787
They're already stretching the (80% effective) vaccines thin because they don't have enough doses for the 2-dose series.

They won't even have 1 million before EOY.

[Anonymous No.50685820]

TEAR IT ALL DOWN

[Anonymous No.50685821]

>>50685748
Bro why did Europoor immigrants who couldn't speak any english or hold any job that wasn't just bricklaying come to USA?
Do White Americans not consider the fact that their ancestor were literally starving refugees who couldn't speak english?

[Anonymous No.50685827]

>>50684616
I've been told by a trader friend to load up on $RIG and $RKLB. Says it's going to pop.

[Anonymous No.50685829]

serious question. why is the market green if the world is basically falling apart? is it just an artificial trend created by algos and everyone felt an up tide and jumped in? i guess it could have another long run until it crashes again. it may take a month or ten years, who the fuck knows.

[Anonymous No.50685835]

another uninteresting day for me

can't wait for next week

[Anonymous No.50685838]

>>50684658
honestly looking forward to the reopening of the internment camps

[Anonymous No.50685860]

>>50685438
>t. Low caste

[Anonymous No.50685868]

>>50685829
war is bullish didn't you hear?

[Anonymous No.50685871]

>>50685785
>technically jesus' brother-son
Jesus =/= Angel

Do all atheist's really do this little DD before choosing to Damn their souls to eternity? Doesn't have to be like that, come to Jesus Christ /smg/ brothers and sisters

[Anonymous No.50685872]

>>50685860
I AM NOT THA LOW CASTE BHANCHODE, MY FAMiLY IS RASHTA HINDU VEGETARIAN ONLY BRAHMIN XXXL NARTH INDIAN

[Anonymous No.50685874]

i hope biden will forgive my college debt. but they don't even talk about it anymore.

[Anonymous No.50685875]

>>50685702
The VIX is going to 15.

[Anonymous No.50685878]

>>50685838
Can you imagine that in the new woke economy?

[Anonymous No.50685881]

>>50685874
It will just be indefinitely deferred and inflated away at 10% per year.

[Anonymous No.50685883]

>>50685875
Buddy look at the downward channel on VIX. My 200 DMA channel indicator says its gonna hit 15 within a few days

[Anonymous No.50685884]

>>50685829
>the world is basically falling apart
No one except literal schizos believes this

[Anonymous No.50685902]

>>50685872

[Anonymous No.50685907]

I bought 100 units of UPRO at the top today instead of at the local bottom 2.5 weeks ago. This is the reversal (downward).

[Anonymous No.50685910]

>>50685884
they are just early per usual

[Anonymous No.50685912]

>>50685872
sir do not redeem

[Anonymous No.50685919]

>>50685874
This September is the end of the Super Shemitah and the beginning of the Jubilee Year, which comes every 77 years. It requires the forgiveness of all debts, everywhere, and may be the ace in the hole the democrats are banking on to stand any chance in elections for the foreseeable future.

[Anonymous No.50685923]

ring ring ring
how did you do
i'm down -12% on gaysex

[Anonymous No.50685928]

What a stupid, boring day

[Anonymous No.50685927]

>>50685884
do you even watch news? like fox news?

[Anonymous No.50685930]

>>50685923
-13.35% after daily inflation.

[Anonymous No.50685932]

>>50685874
Not as long as SLABs exist

[Anonymous No.50685935]

>>50685923
I’m down bout tree fitty

[Anonymous No.50685937]

>>50685751
chicken wings, lots of recipes online, or you can buy the frozen cooked ones

[Anonymous No.50685942]

>>50685923
Down just 0,5%, probably because I didn't invest in gaysex

[Anonymous No.50685946]

>>50685923
Up another 0.25% on my heterosexual feeder portfolio.

[Anonymous No.50685948]

>>50685907
what time today?

[Anonymous No.50685956]

is heterosexuality bullish?

[Anonymous No.50685957]

>>50685927
Joking or retarded? I cant tell

[Anonymous No.50685959]

>>50685883
That's when I'm buying UVIX.

[Anonymous No.50685969]

>>50685957
hes trolling

[Anonymous No.50685982]

>>50685923
I sold some SOXL and some MDB.
I almost sold some X, but it gave me blue balls.

[Anonymous No.50685983]

>>50685724
can jesus hook me up with 72 virgins before i die?

[Anonymous No.50685988]

>>50685910
There have been people claiming the world is ending and humanity's imminent doom is at hand since 4,000 BC

[Anonymous No.50686000]

>>50685878
Honestly nothing could make me more happy. I hate chinks so much it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.50686003]

>>50685487
So not never

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50686012]

>>50685751
Remove your ribeye steak from the fridge and season it with the Montreal Steak Seasoning.
Let it sit for 20-30 minutes to allow the steak to come to room temperature. Preheat your air frier to 400 F. Cook for 10 minutes flipping half way through. Remove the ribeye steak from the air fryer and allow it to rest for at least 5 minutes, cut, and enjoy!

[Anonymous No.50686013]

>>50685923
Flat

[Anonymous No.50686014]

>>50685923
Today felt like a win but I actually lost $1k.

[Anonymous No.50686017]

>>50685923
I lost 40 cents today

[Anonymous No.50686020]

>>50685948
12:00 on the dot during my regularly scheduled post-lunch poop (on my employer's dime, of course)

[Anonymous No.50686022]

>>50685988
Supervolcano any day now. Then an asteroid.

[Anonymous No.50686033]

>>50685923
Told myself I would sell my USAC puts on the morning dump... got too greedy and no one bid my ask, ended the day just barely green.
Was going to use the sale capital on a pinterest call because I figured they are over FUD'd from SNAP despite having a more robust ad stream with better targeting and direct sales. and it's looking like they beat and gave positive guidance.

[Anonymous No.50686034]

What a stupid shit day,why did it crab?
Im looking forward for a fat dump in the upcoming days.

[Anonymous No.50686036]

this is my only anime crab

[Anonymous No.50686038]

>>50685988
They've always been right, they just have no sense of timescale.

[Anonymous No.50686042]

>>50686012
You really do go to /ck/ don’t you

[Anonymous No.50686045]

>pins misses
>up 15%

[Anonymous No.50686052]

>>50685923
+.04%

[Anonymous No.50686057]

>>50685983
Vanity is a lower thought. God's thoughts are higher than the fleshly desires of man or like the shallow promises of demons and their confused followers.

[Anonymous No.50686069]

>>50686012
You try so hard

[Anonymous No.50686073]

>>50686057
yo bro there is no god but allah and he's got the hook up on the virgins

[Anonymous No.50686078]

>>50685872
Your just a poo
Your will always be a poo
The only time a poo is good is when its dumped in the loo and flushed. Think about that

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50686086]

>>50686042
What I enjoy cooking.

[Anonymous No.50686087]

>>50685957
i am trying to understand why people think that everything that is coming from fox news is retarded. i am not talking about qanon shit. but they do good whistle blowing on crime and economics.

[Anonymous No.50686106]

>>50686034
All red days just crab, it's fucking gay

[Anonymous No.50686121]

>>50685878
I don't think chinks are a protected species yet.

[Anonymous No.50686124]

>>50686086
What’s your favorite dish

[Anonymous No.50686130]

>>50686045
I sold 21.5 calls so naturally it's pumping.

[Anonymous No.50686141]

>>50686073
Allah may be a god but he is not the God. Nothing but a demon pretending to be a "god" would lie to you about earthly desires of flesh in order to capture your soul for eternity.

[Anonymous No.50686147]

>>50686078
>Kyle finishes his harsh takedown of the Indians in the thread, then packs his AR-15 in his case and heads for the local elementary school

[Anonymous No.50686184]

>>50686087
What 'good whistle blowing' on the economy? They just blame Biden for everything.

[Anonymous No.50686203]

>>50686184
>They just blame Biden for everything.
That is pretty accurate though.

[Anonymous No.50686215]

>>50686184
Le biden is le good

[Anonymous No.50686219]

>>50686121
>Why it's OK to Dehumanize Chinese
>t. New York Times
I'd fucking die laughing.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50686220]

>>50686124
i have this little saucer i call tiny plate. i rest all my utensils i use when im cooking on it so they don't get contaminated with my counter tops. so tiny plate is probably my favorite dish. either that one or this bowl with a koyfish on it belonged to my grandfather. so yeah it's a toss up between the fish bowl or tiny plate for favorite dish.

[Anonymous No.50686223]

>Mom i did it, i posted 'Brandon' again!

[Anonymous No.50686231]

Welp they approved my loan. But after reading the details I realized I fucked up during the online application process so they're seeing if they can change it without me having to do it all over again. Kinda nosy bastards; want to know what I'm gonna blow the money on. Like damnit give me the damn money and let me do what I need to do. Long as they get paid back wtf should they care anyway..

[Anonymous No.50686244]

>>50686147
>FLUSHED
AAahhhhhh so much better!

[Anonymous No.50686272]

>>50686203
You can blame a lot on Biden, but this recession is primarily the Fed's fault.

[Anonymous No.50686274]

>>50686231
>Long as they get paid back
I think you answered your own question.

[Anonymous No.50686300]

>>50686244
I prefer the aisle of the Walmart, personally. Like a good White Patriotic American.

[Anonymous No.50686312]

>>50686272
Fed simply finances the government deficits. So it's pretty much fault of the government's policies in the last decade and Fed's for allowing this to happen (of course they are all in bed together so it's no surprise).
There are no good polititians, all of them are psychos.

[Anonymous No.50686314]

Is this bullish for SIGA and GOVX?

[Anonymous No.50686317]

>>50686272
Fed's at most 30% responsible for our current misery (via reverse wealth effect hitting some consumer spending and housing).

Fucking over the labor supply, neglecting supply chains, and strangling energy sources are all larger contributing factors and those are 110% the fault of JB or his admin. Remember, Powell can't print ships or pipelines.

[Anonymous No.50686331]

>>50686087
because legacy media doesn't work for you, it works for the ruling class. have you faggots forgotten about the iraq war and the yellow cake and the whole oooorah for invading afghanistan? fucking zoomies don't even know recent history if it isn't videogames and pop music

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50686334]

>>50686300
I'm not using public toilets again until this whole gay nigger virus panic dies down.

[Anonymous No.50686346]

Anyone else take up a KWEB yolo into this taiwan invasion, or just me?

[Anonymous No.50686349]

>>50686334
Just call your doctor up, say you're gay, and get one of those vaccines.

[Anonymous No.50686356]

New

>>50686354
>>50686354
>>50686354

[Anonymous No.50686357]

>>50686334
Let's use Aisle 12, it's just a few feet away from the rifles at WMT

[Anonymous No.50686373]

>>50686272
This recession is a largely synthetic event meant to help our state socialist intelligence community (i.e. the real government) roll back Trump's improvements to the economy now that they've gotten that whole "democracy" nuisance back under control.

[Anonymous No.50686393]

>>50686300
Your not fooling me I know all about the benefits of shit and smear magiks from my superior man

[Anonymous No.50686413]

>>50686300
>>50686314
>>50686393
/smg/ more like poop & pee.

[Anonymous No.50686481]

>>50686231
just tell them you want to put your loan into a boomer stock which lost just -4% ytd and will break its May lows soon(tm).
literally no reason to worry

[Anonymous No.50686564]

>>50686231
just get a home equity loan and you can do what you want with the $

[Anonymous No.50686611]

>>50684729
Sell and take the cash out.

[Anonymous No.50686930]

I’m all in SQQQ. I’m not feeling so good bros. When dump?

[Anonymous No.50688711]

>>50686930
10 minutes after you sell.

[Anonymous No.50689674]

>>50684670
gigabased