/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50719293]

Recession Cancelled - Thanks Brandon Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for (You)
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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>>50718038

[Anonymous No.50719306]

OIL? LOL.

[Anonymous No.50719311]

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.50719315]

>>50719306
sorry but it's over for oil

[Anonymous No.50719319]

>SOXL nearly at $21.50
wtf

[Anonymous No.50719320]

niggers tongue my anus

[Anonymous No.50719325]

your time is up mumu
look at sqqq. it's coming for you

[Anonymous No.50719327]

fuck this shit im buying back in

[Anonymous No.50719331]

>>50719319
I'm honestly butthurt as fuck I sold too early.

[Anonymous No.50719334]

Reminder that the pivot is in.

[Anonymous No.50719337]

I'm never shorting ever again, what a bunch of fucking bullshit. You can have 6 months of non stop selling pressure just erased in a few weeks time off hopium. Just gonna dca into qqq for the rest of my life

[Anonymous No.50719339]

EMGERGENCY BOBO MEETING. WHAT THE H*CK IS HAPPENING?

[Anonymous No.50719340]

Buy puts.

[Anonymous No.50719341]

Oil dumping further. Cpi will pretty much start to come down now so inflation isn't a concern that much going forward. Besides r*ddit is still bearish, so always move before they do. You should be buying here.

[Anonymous No.50719343]

>>50719327
Good, go all in, this is the bottom

[Anonymous No.50719344]

In order to fix the economy we unironically need to start killing simps.

[Anonymous No.50719351]

>>50719340
You lost

[Anonymous No.50719352]

SPY to 420

[Anonymous No.50719370]

the meltup schizos were right wtf

[Anonymous No.50719372]

>>50719319
>let's face it semiconductors are crack in all but name...

[Anonymous No.50719390]

>>50719339
Silly bobo. Didn't you get the message? All we had to do was change the definition of recession therefore the recession is cancelled. Inflation is cancelled too. Bears never get to cum, because as soon as you almost ejaculate, we'll change the definition of that too.

[Anonymous No.50719392]

>>50719351
I see you changed the webm quite a lot now but it still looks like a ironic bobo with that X-) face

[Anonymous No.50719396]

I still can't believe how easily it smashed through 4,000. I expected at least some resistance.

[Anonymous No.50719397]

>>50719344
No, we just need to get rid of their disposable income. They can choose between eating or a place to live and buying toenail clippings and shit-stained panties.

[Anonymous No.50719404]

Not selling my oil until its $120 a barrel when the SPR runs dry :)

[Anonymous No.50719412]

>>50719344
Simps are a plague.

[Anonymous No.50719419]

>>50719337
It's like trying to keep a beach ball under water bobo. You can't keep a good market down.

[Anonymous No.50719429]

>>50719341
Oil dumping because of the demand destruction that the recession is causing, yet unprofitable garbage like ARKK is up 6% kek

[Anonymous No.50719430]

>>50719392
Oh it's supposed to be dead...

[Anonymous No.50719432]

BMBL. If You Know You Know.

[Anonymous No.50719436]

>a single day of crude inventory build
watch and learn

[Anonymous No.50719447]

>>50719432
New Netflix Witcher casting looks good

[Anonymous No.50719448]

>>50719339
HEEM ATTACK IN PROGRESS FROM BULLCHUDS

[Anonymous No.50719454]

>>50719430
I see, thought you were autistic enough you don't see it but it seems I got baited

[Anonymous No.50719459]

HEY I KNOW LET'S JUST CONDUCT A WHOLE SOCIETY BASED ON WINKS AND NUDGES AND WHO IS WILLING TO GO ALONG WITH AND BECOME A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS WHO JUST LIE ABOUT ANYTHING

[Anonymous No.50719469]

>>50719352
really hope she gets naked before she hits the wall at mach speed

[Anonymous No.50719476]

I’m almost back to my June lows because of bad AMD sell off and my sqqq getting heemed

I am too stupid for this

[Anonymous No.50719487]

>>50719469
>before she hits the wall
Anon I...

[Anonymous No.50719492]

>>50719429
Cathie is right. We're in the future and we no longer need petroleum products.

[Anonymous No.50719493]

$WAFU

[Anonymous No.50719505]

>>50719454
......huh? You lost me now...

[Anonymous No.50719510]

>>50719315
Nat Gas is unironically bullish though.

Freeport LNG will be back online come September just in time to gouge the fuck outta Europe.

[Anonymous No.50719513]

>>50719487
Nice photoshopped image. Do you also photoshop you account when you show you mommy?

[Anonymous No.50719515]

You just know that when they implemented QE in 2011 or whenever, there was some retard screaming about how it's unsustainable and a crash is imminent. He's probably still waiting for a crash back to pre-2011 levels.

[Anonymous No.50719516]

>>50719487

Holy fucking shit

So this is the power of Amerindian genetics

[Anonymous No.50719517]

>>50719505
bobo is smiling at the beginning. he shouldn't be

[Anonymous No.50719526]

>>50719487
oh no no no no no no no no

[Anonymous No.50719534]

>>50719515
>there was some retard screaming about how it's unsustainable and a crash is imminent

Yeah, it was called ZeroHedge

[Anonymous No.50719536]

>>50719513
>photoshopped
Lol. Lmao even

[Anonymous No.50719542]

>>50719517
I guess I can tweak that

[Anonymous No.50719543]

Did a 100%on Robinhood calls this morning. Got a couple new puts, couple more calls, let’s go

[Anonymous No.50719548]

>>50719536
Is that supposed to be unattractive?

[Anonymous No.50719550]

> “When it's time to buy, you won't want to.”

[Anonymous No.50719563]

>>50719536
why wont she just get naked

[Anonymous No.50719578]

>"we will go up and everyone will ask why"

[Anonymous No.50719584]

>>50719339
>H*CK
You need to swear properly. Order at least a double nigger, some extra large bullshit, a side of cunt, a dozen fucks, and some kike on top.

[Anonymous No.50719588]

>>50719550
>She meets a kindred spirit in jail
>It's a black guy
I should have started shitting on Netflix right then and there

[Anonymous No.50719589]

>>50719550
>When it's time to buy, you won't want to.”

[Anonymous No.50719594]

>>50719341
Why is diesel inventory 25% below?

[Anonymous No.50719595]

>>50719548
To non americans who have standards yes.

[Anonymous No.50719596]

>>50719548
you can see the dreaded latina fattening happen in real time. They go from

[Anonymous No.50719607]

>>50719293
Saylorbros... i just heard the news

[Anonymous No.50719618]

>>50719548
>being attracted to fat pigs
Next time just tell me you are short on SIGA.

[Anonymous No.50719624]

>>50719534
Tyler got the crypto bug he a mumu now

[Anonymous No.50719636]

>>50719339
Recession's canceled

[Anonymous No.50719641]

what just happened to natural gas

[Anonymous No.50719651]

>>50719641
Pricing in European destruction.

[Anonymous No.50719661]

bobos never get to cum
simple as

[Anonymous No.50719662]

>>50719589
>but it was supposed to be a heckin world war
>we were goong to zero

[Anonymous No.50719690]

>>50719390
Based Joe Biden looking out for mumu bros

[Anonymous No.50719691]

>>50719293
OIL bros..

[Anonymous No.50719711]

>>50719691
I want you to know how much pleasure I take from your loss.

[Anonymous No.50719718]

>>50719618
>>50719595
Sorry I'm attracted to fertile women that can give to healthy children. I don't like little boys.

[Anonymous No.50719724]

the market is being rational on a level you simply cannot comprehend. why? because the market is a meta-organism, its thoughts comprised of the individual actions of millions of tiny little brainless worker ants like you. the human mind is not built with the capacity to understand market rationality, it's just physically impossible. go ahead, keep joking about "bad news is bullish" "waah I'm getting heemed" - the market isn't the one acting irrationally here. you are

[Anonymous No.50719728]

>>50719642
>>50719642
>>50719642
Threaded, frens!

[Anonymous No.50719731]

>oil trannies were bullying tech chads all year long
I won't be happy till I see it back at -$34

[Anonymous No.50719738]

>>50719711
Enjoy it while it lasts

[Anonymous No.50719743]

>>50719315
OIL IS OVER
THE AGE OF BOIL HAS BEGUN

[Anonymous No.50719745]

>>50719341
The CPI is more than just oil.

[Anonymous No.50719750]

What's up with today? Why is it NEON green? I'm not complaining, just not sure what caused the rally

[Anonymous No.50719763]

>>50719750
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
stop asking questions
just enjoy pump and get excited for next pump

[Anonymous No.50719766]

>>50719718
This is what everyone should look for and also buy SIGA and TQQQ

[Anonymous No.50719769]

BOBO ARE YOU OK
WILL YOU TELL US
THAT YOU'RE OK

[Anonymous No.50719773]

>>50719536
If you arent attracted to this you have a little gay in you

[Anonymous No.50719774]

>>50719750
Pricing in rate cuts

[Anonymous No.50719795]

>>50719351
I thought this was going to be a NGE clip

[Anonymous No.50719798]

>>50719589
eh i was pretty close
probably would have bought again around 10 if i had the cash on hand

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50719799]

>>50719536

[Anonymous No.50719802]

I bought 100 SOXL at $13 to average down but I'm really wishing I bought more. I told myself I would buy like 300 or so if it went under 10 and it never really happened

[Anonymous No.50719810]

>>50719774
Did some Fed ding dong come out and say something? I haven't heard anything about rate cuts, just speculation

[Anonymous No.50719815]

>>50719550
Thnx fren I just bought sqqq calls, vale calls, dkng puts, uvxy calls

[Anonymous No.50719814]

>>50719795
It's Lord of the Rings

[Anonymous No.50719833]

Ok fess up, which of you faggots posted this? I came here to laugh at you

[Anonymous No.50719838]

>>50719810
Powell said rate hikes might slow down. There are no cuts coming soon

[Anonymous No.50719842]

>>50719743
BOIL bros we back

[Anonymous No.50719851]

>>50719774
I want reddit to leave.

[Anonymous No.50719855]

>>50719833
the pajeet that did the CHOP CHOP CHOP posts most likely

[Anonymous No.50719863]

>>50719814
This but bobo

[Anonymous No.50719867]

>>50719773
Nah I prefer skinny Asian chicks. They are cute and tight af. I should know I watch anime and hentai.

[Anonymous No.50719869]

I do copious amounts of research and am always up-to-date on the latest news, and I'm being beaten by retards who just buy and hold and have no clue what's going on. Fuck this. This market is so fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.50719871]

>>50719833
yeah that chop chop faggot has been criticizing LETF's for a long time without understanding shit

[Anonymous No.50719872]

Volume is looking kinda light no?

[Anonymous No.50719883]

>>50719773
Non-whites do nothing for me

[Anonymous No.50719887]

AAPL bros.... we won...

[Anonymous No.50719901]

>>50719871
it's funny that if you track spy/soxl performance we only lost 10% in soxl because of the "chop"

[Anonymous No.50719904]

>>50719872
no one cares

[Anonymous No.50719919]

BMBL. Puts.

[Anonymous No.50719930]

>>50719919
Just because women keep rejecting you doesn't mean the app is broken.

Maybe the Grindr SPAC is more your speed.

[Anonymous No.50719931]

what's up with hamchads? i've been seeing them out and about with hot chicks lately

[Anonymous No.50719945]

>>50719919
This is what jam anon used to bang on the regular before he met the jewess. Pretty horrifying

[Anonymous No.50719951]

>>50719919
She might be the sweetest girl you've ever met

[Anonymous No.50719954]

>>50719931
Inflation means no one can eat clean any more. Skinnyfats and dirty bulks reign supreme.

[Anonymous No.50719964]

>>50719930
He Doesnt Know. He Doesn't See MTCH. You Will Learn. Again.

[Anonymous No.50719970]

>>50719951
something something poison frog coloration

[Anonymous No.50719988]

>>50719833
it's this guy >>50719964
or someone that posts like him

[Anonymous No.50719989]

>>50719970
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aposematism

The term's easy to remember because it's like antisemitism.

[Anonymous No.50719995]

>>50719945
I'm actually still with jewfu. She helps me make jams.

[Anonymous No.50720006]

>>50719931
Hamchads historically are high test and get women. Lanklets can do nothing but seethe.

[Anonymous No.50720015]

>>50719970
What does this make parrots

[Anonymous No.50720020]

>>50719331
Last year I learned not to sell all at once.

[Anonymous No.50720026]

>>50719988
That one wasnt me. From the image in your pic I'd put money on it being the fat pokemon retard DWAC tranny

[Anonymous No.50720036]

>>50719641
twitter spaces.

[Anonymous No.50720043]

CASH RULES EVERYTHANG AROUND ME

[Anonymous No.50720050]

>>50719352
If SPY breaks 420 all mumus will become rich.

[Anonymous No.50720056]

>>50720043
CREAM GET THE MONEY

[Anonymous No.50720058]

inverse cramer index is sitting at like -90% MoM now

[Anonymous No.50720059]

>>50720015
Parrots are notorious for being dicks, so they fit the pattern.

[Anonymous No.50720060]

>>50720043
CREAM
GET THA MONEY

[Anonymous No.50720077]

I've been following machine learning advancements for a while. The pace of change and unknown ceiling makes me rather anxious. There is already pieces of tech out there that will prove very disruptive, without the pipedream of an AGI suddenly coming to life and trivializing all limits.
Anyone with ideas beyond, buy big tech, buy entire market because there will ultimately be more winners than losers?

[Anonymous No.50720085]

>>50720059
only if you're a bad owner

[Anonymous No.50720087]

>>50719863
I would but my computer with cracked ps died last month.

[Anonymous No.50720090]

I just went all in on SQQQ calls in my Roth IRA because every other account has already been liquidated

[Anonymous No.50720096]

>>50720077
Chase down good leads here, maybe? https://cathiesark.com/arkq/complete-holdings

[Anonymous No.50720101]

>>50720085
So it's like brightly colored humans with bad parents?

[Anonymous No.50720103]

>>50720090
lol

[Anonymous No.50720111]

mumubros, we're back, the meltup resumes

[Anonymous No.50720113]

>>50719802
Don't feel too bad, I think there's still time to turn a profit. I'm getting in more their next red day since i'm confident it'll spring up to the 45 or 50 range again

[Anonymous No.50720115]

>>50720006
This is true, im a turbo lanklet and life is harder for us. This is why i pay for chink girls like pic related

[Anonymous No.50720132]

>>50720115
Oh god it's worse up close delet!!!!!

[Anonymous No.50720136]

TQQQ is pumping again!

[Anonymous No.50720149]

>>50719731
>>oil trannies were bullying tech chads all year long

Oil bros have been suffering for two months though
I'm down tens of thousands from ATH

[Anonymous No.50720155]

>>50720077
innovative stocks have shit fundamentals
rising rates takes the big shit on their chest
they are typically categorized as low or mid cap growth stocks though
good luck

[Anonymous No.50720157]

Please God, just give me one exit dump

[Anonymous No.50720158]

>>50720101
sure anon

[Anonymous No.50720163]

Just accept that we have won bobo

We are stronger, smarter, richer and better

Capitulate

[Anonymous No.50720165]

fml i sold $35 TQQQ calls

[Anonymous No.50720172]

CAMON’ CORSAIR

[Anonymous No.50720182]

>>50720132
I can clean her up a bit to make her more to your penis-loving liking :)

[Anonymous No.50720186]

>>50720006
I now believe that I can achieve anything I want.

[Anonymous No.50720190]

Ahhhhhhh, getting nice and comfortable.

[Anonymous No.50720200]

>>50719919
I must be on a list, they will never let me sign up.

[Anonymous No.50720206]

>soxl
I'm going to coom

[Anonymous No.50720210]

>>50720060
>>50720056
DOLLA DOLLA BILL YOOO

[Anonymous No.50720219]

what's your earnings play today anons?

[Anonymous No.50720223]

>>50720190
Something's getting squeezed bobo, and it sure ain't tose lemons

[Anonymous No.50720231]

White House Appoints Monkeyyppox Coordinator as Response Ramps Up -- Barrons.com

fuuuckk yeaaa SIGA

[Anonymous No.50720232]

>>50719964
MTCH has some hot babes

[Anonymous No.50720233]

>>50719930
BMBL has gotten me a lot of puss ($0 spent on the app) but I would be a liar if I told you the $22.5 9/16 Puts don't look like the easiest 2x ever. No fucking way they are making any money

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50720238]

G_d damn it when is TSLA going to dump?

[Anonymous No.50720244]

>>50720219
Got a put and call on under armor, call on Corsair, put on siga

[Anonymous No.50720247]

>>50720232
Oh definitely. Just check out this one I found.

[Anonymous No.50720256]

Bros we are pumping!
Oil is down
RECESSION IS OFFICIALLY CANCELED

[Anonymous No.50720258]

All these consecutive green days. I haven't seen what feels like ages. It makes me want to fear trade and skim the top off of each day we end green just in case we crash again soon. Another part of me wants to keep holding.

[Anonymous No.50720261]

>>50720006
based tubby

[Anonymous No.50720266]

Please stop fucking posting these ugly ass troons.

[Anonymous No.50720267]

>this is so bullish!

[Anonymous No.50720275]

VIX CHADS.....
I'm close to getting liquidated, yesterday's position was a mistake

[Anonymous No.50720280]

>>50720219
> Ferrari's ticker is RACE
nice.jpg

[Anonymous No.50720283]

I sold all of my MDB. 17.85% average return in 8 days.
My buy price is now 280.

[Anonymous No.50720286]

>>50720096
Thanks, that's something to look at
>>50720155
Thanks, I just feel like sleeping on this trend when normies are still in the 'funny AI image' phase is something I will regret. It's easy to fall for hype in ML area, but I genuinely see absurd potential and huge disruption on the very near horizon

[Anonymous No.50720288]

oil is the only thing keeping the nasdaq shorts i forgot to set a stop loss for from completely btfoing my account

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50720290]

>>50720115
delete this

[Anonymous No.50720294]

What are you guys buying now that the recession is over?

[Anonymous No.50720295]

>>50720219
Datadog looks like the pick of the litter for tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.50720311]

>>50720267
KWAB

[Anonymous No.50720312]

>>50720294
If the recession is over, then why did oil just drop to a 90 handle? Checkmate, atheists.

[Anonymous No.50720314]

>>50720165
youll be okay

[Anonymous No.50720316]

>>50720294
Honestly i'm hitting SOXL until it gets to 30

[Anonymous No.50720333]

>>50720219
AMC

[Anonymous No.50720340]

Oilchads just cant stop wi-wait...

[Anonymous No.50720342]

>>50720115
stop posting that ugly cow
post more siga memes

[Anonymous No.50720345]

why is nasdaq pumping so hard???

also when are the most of finance peoples summer vacations?

[Anonymous No.50720351]

WMT big red dildo

[Anonymous No.50720356]

>>50720115
10/10 would take to an Earth, Wind, and Fire concert

[Anonymous No.50720358]

>>50720345
soft landing bros we won

[Anonymous No.50720360]

I hope you all bought Disney when it was below 95.

[Anonymous No.50720369]

ATTENTION, OIL IS GETTING CLOSE TO GOING UNDER $90

[Anonymous No.50720370]

strong "return to normal" vibe. this pump could last a while though, but you are picking up pennies in front of a steam roller.

[Anonymous No.50720372]

>>50720360
We pump I buy more SQQQ simple as

[Anonymous No.50720386]

>>50720370
That was march

[Anonymous No.50720397]

>>50720370
Every bull market starts as a bear rally.

[Anonymous No.50720400]

>>50720369
Oil is gong to ZERO

[Anonymous No.50720404]

>>50720370
I JUST WANNA RETURN
TO NORMAL
JUST WANNA RETURN
TO NORMALLLLLLLLL

[Anonymous No.50720410]

>>50720275
You only have yourself to blame Bobo... Buy VTI and chill

[Anonymous No.50720412]

perception of risk has been widely eliminated.
resounding confidence by all trading parties to facilitate transaction at ever increasing prices.
truly astonishing.

[Anonymous No.50720426]

Late stage capitalism bros...

[Anonymous No.50720427]

Did all the SIGA baggies really leave kek

[Anonymous No.50720433]

>>50720294
I bought into the dip, so I'm just selling all the way up.

[Anonymous No.50720430]

please give me an exit pump ill take a 60% loss at this point just let me outt :((

[Anonymous No.50720439]

>>50720275
HOLD THE LINE SON. WE SHALL INHERIT THIS POOPY SCORCHED EARTH

[Anonymous No.50720442]

>Return to normal
None of this has been normal for over a century

[Anonymous No.50720460]

Biden really saved us this time

[Anonymous No.50720462]

Power hour is going to liquidate me

[Anonymous No.50720466]

>>50720442
this timeline was probably heavily fractured in 2001.

[Anonymous No.50720467]

SPY to 500 EOY

[Anonymous No.50720468]

>>50720427
if earnings mean crab i'm fucking done
i'm tired of it pumping or dumping at market open and then reversing back to 17.9 by close

[Anonymous No.50720469]

>>50720439
There's no holding, thry'll forcefully close my position

[Anonymous No.50720472]

>>50720345
market was prepping for taiwan invasion yesterday but it's gonna take a few months before that becomes reality. Chinese might fuck it up and have to flatten one of their cities to keep the bugs in line.

[Anonymous No.50720473]

>>50720370
we're not in a bear market anymore though.

[Anonymous No.50720475]

>>50720460
he got us in this mess, the least he can do is help get us out

[Anonymous No.50720478]

>>50720460
In my house, we call him Joe “the bull” Biden

[Anonymous No.50720479]

>Oil with great earnings get fucking cucked sideways because of "recession fears"
>Worthless tech bags with pitiful earnings get pumped to the moon because "recession fears ease"

I HATE THE STOCK MARKET I HATE THE STOCK MARKET

[Anonymous No.50720482]

>>50720294
I'm not buying anything in a bull market, I take profit and sell parts periodically

[Anonymous No.50720499]

>>50720469
Godspeed, your in the lords hands now

[Anonymous No.50720502]

>>50720472
>taiwan invasion
China/Taiwan will be this decades Israel/Iran nothingburger FUDfest.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50720505]

MY VXX CALLS ARE WAKING UP! I REPEAT MY VXX CALLS ARE WAKING UP!

#THEBIGONE IS ALMOST HERE BOYS! YOU'RE ABOUT TO WITNESS THE END OF THE CHANNEL!

[Anonymous No.50720519]

SQQQchads it's finally our time

[Anonymous No.50720525]

>>50720502
yeah the chinese have far too much internal dissent.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50720529]

>>50720475
What do you mean? He already avoided the recession. You should be kissing his ass.

[Anonymous No.50720533]

>>50720468
I'm on my third set of puts on that shitcoin and already have sell orders placed for when it halt dumps to 10-15 again on Friday while you guys try to long a meme

[Anonymous No.50720539]

I want everyone to apologize to Joseph Robinette Biden right now.

[Anonymous No.50720540]

>>50720519
i sold my shares and bought calls lets go brother

[Anonymous No.50720542]

>>50720469
I'm sorry you lost your money, fren.
I tried to tell everyone that VIX go down.

[Anonymous No.50720548]

>>50720539
ty poopy joe

[Anonymous No.50720551]

>>50720539
Pelosi turned the tide, not Biden.

[Anonymous No.50720552]

>>50720427
We are hiding in the shadows until it's time to make our new debut. Like a phoenix rising from the shits of gays into a golden monkey.

[[e-mail] No.50720554]

>>50719293
Is this water ok?

[Anonymous No.50720560]

>>50720529
ill kiss his ass once I get Natalie Biden preggars

[Anonymous No.50720569]

What am I doing

[Anonymous No.50720577]

>>50720560
hunter?

[Anonymous No.50720578]

>>50720539
>Avoids stagflation by just making the inflation really bad
Thank you Brandon

[Anonymous No.50720582]

>>50720569
Ouchies, should have been ridin with Biden

[Anonymous No.50720587]

>>50720569
time to double down

[Anonymous No.50720590]

>>50720479
You must not have been around in 2018. It was the same exact pattern. EVERY time oil gets hyped up as some new super cycle, the decade of underinvestment comes back to bite, prices are rising. Then suddenly the fed starts some rate hikes, the 3rd world collapses, and demand normalizes.
Oil stocks are the sacrifice that must die to make up for the sins of our modern economic policy. Everything good has already been priced in. Only downside remains.

Meanwhile, tech trash is the eternal beneficiary - it can only go up.

[Anonymous No.50720591]

FUCK
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO RIGHT NOW AHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.50720592]

>>50720569

FUCK!!!! FUCK!!!!! WHY DID I DO THIS

[Anonymous No.50720593]

>>50720539
Republicans will unironically never win another election.

[Anonymous No.50720595]

>>50720569
looks like you're losing money and coping on hopium the market reverses after surging for 2 months

[Anonymous No.50720597]

>>50720560
Hunter, get back to Ukraine and get the Big Guy his money.

[Anonymous No.50720608]

>>50720569
Don't fight the trend. The trend is your friend.

[Anonymous No.50720616]

The ES dropped about 9 points for a moment there there, I hope everyone scooped up one in a lifetime cheapies

[Anonymous No.50720623]

>>50720592
BEARBROS WHAT IS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.50720637]

The small hats are after US Steel. Their ESG score probably isn't high enough.
CLF missed earnings while X beat. CLF's PE is 2.5 while X's PE is only 1.3.
Put/Call ratio on X is 1.85. Put/Call on CLF is 0.44.
I hope it blows up in their hook nosed faces.

[Anonymous No.50720639]

>>50720593
Biden has my vote in 2024!

[Anonymous No.50720640]

>>50720623
Bear market is over bitch

[Anonymous No.50720644]

Boil just ran up super hard. Take profits?

[Anonymous No.50720646]

>>50720427
Good riddance they almost made me FOMO into a gay stock

[Anonymous No.50720661]

>>50719487
>she has already emerged as a cleaning lady from her chrysalis
Too soon.

[Anonymous No.50720672]

Did you buy today?

[Anonymous No.50720677]

>>50720597
>>50720577
Ill do that after I hit this nice glass i've been saving

[Anonymous No.50720682]

[Anonymous No.50720681]

>>50720592
because you are a maniac

[Anonymous No.50720684]

>>50720427
they were here to shill it. mission accomplished, now they disappeared

[Anonymous No.50720692]

thinking on gambling on LCID calls ahead of todays earnings what do

[Anonymous No.50720694]

>>50720592
we all make mistakes

[Anonymous No.50720704]

>>50720637
>Their ESG score probably isn't high enough.
>new to stocks, have to google everything
>make a typo, get this
alrighty then

[Anonymous No.50720708]

>>50720672
I actually sold today, unfortunately

[Anonymous No.50720709]

>You now remember the PLBY shills in 2021 who shamelessly promoted their NFT scam company on the basis of buyers getting pussy

[Anonymous No.50720717]

>>50720569
is that your entire portfolio? Maybe better to hold puts until September at least

[Anonymous No.50720720]

>>50720637
Steel is just down in general. VALE has been tanking despite beating on earnings (1.32 per share 0.88 expected), announcing a huge divvy payment in Sept and announcing billions in stock buyback

Think they are just afraid the chink economy is gonna collapse and destroy demand

[Anonymous No.50720726]

>>50720539
Seems like Pelosi is the one in charge right now.

[Anonymous No.50720727]

it's gonna bomb tomorrow isn't it...

[Anonymous No.50720728]

>>50720684
Knew it felt like a bay horse situation

[Anonymous No.50720732]

>every dip bought up instantly
yea im thinking the recession is over bullbros

[Anonymous No.50720735]

>>50720569
>Bought 8/3
>Expires 8/3
Anon, what the fuck are you doing? You're going to lose all of your money

[Anonymous No.50720737]

I'm up 66,000 in 2 weeks lol

New golden bull run starting off strong

[Anonymous No.50720751]

>>50720737
>1 post by this ID

[Anonymous No.50720753]

>>50720709
I miss the giant mutant fish shills the most

[Anonymous No.50720754]

I have 10k
What do I buy? (at least 2 picks)

[Anonymous No.50720759]

>>50720726
I'm ok with this! :)

[Anonymous No.50720769]

>>50720646

[Anonymous No.50720770]

>>50720737
I'm up more due to the monkies. take that sucka

[Anonymous No.50720794]

AAAAAAHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.50720806]

JEROME YOU DID IT MY NIGGA!!!! BECAUSE YOU‘RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY AND MISCOMMUNICATED FINANCIAL CONDITIONS ARE ACTUALLY EASING NIGGA!!!! GREAT JOB JEROME!!! THIS IS GREAT FOR THE MIDDLE CLASS NIGGA!!! THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE CHEAPIES JEROME!!!

[Anonymous No.50720807]

>>50720728
>thinks a fake silver mine is the same thing as a smallpox antiviral

[Anonymous No.50720814]

>>50720794
Niggas be like why can't I get a qt girlfriend then have this as their portfolio

[Anonymous No.50720815]

>>50720794
>$0.74 investing

[Anonymous No.50720816]

>>50720592

Cut your losses so you may life another day

[Anonymous No.50720824]

>>50720806
Joey B and JPow saved America

[Anonymous No.50720826]

Threadly reminder that quarterly /smg/ penis inspections will take place tomorrow after close. If you foreskin hasn't been removed it will be removed for you.

[Anonymous No.50720830]

>>50720754
all in weekly spy puts
or
all in weekly spy calls
good luck

[Anonymous No.50720831]

>>50720794
Nice portfolio man... where you get it? At the dollar tree?

[Anonymous No.50720833]

if it makes you smile, SELL

[Anonymous No.50720836]

>>50720569
>8/3
>MFW I look at the calendar

[Anonymous No.50720838]

>>50720806
Retard. Cpi will be lower next print and keep going down. Pain is decreasing with each day.

[Anonymous No.50720840]

>>50720826
*rolls up foreskin and hides inside armadillo style*

[Anonymous No.50720841]

in this moment, i am euphoric

[Anonymous No.50720843]

>>50720824
By pricing the middle class out of life?

[Anonymous No.50720845]

>CPI releases next Wednesday 1hr before market open
>SPY is at the top of the channel when May CPI was released

[Anonymous No.50720862]

>>50720345
Dead cat bounce. It's not a bull market until the market recovers to the last peak.

[Anonymous No.50720869]

CVS chads.. We won

[Anonymous No.50720870]

>>50720843
Ain't my fault you're poor lmao

[Anonymous No.50720872]

>>50720754
Soxl and jepi

[Anonymous No.50720874]

Should I short QQQ or buy PSQ? Broker is IBKR, I have a negative cash balance currently so I would be shorting on margin.

[Anonymous No.50720878]

>>50720519
>>50720505
>>50720462
>>50720569
>>50720623
You forgot one thing Bobo, it's Power Hour.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50720887]

>>50720694
yep like that time i didn't pull out of my gookfu and she got pregnant

[Anonymous No.50720890]

>>50720569
Bet size too large and time frame too short.

[Anonymous No.50720902]

DWYER CALLING FOR A 'FALL' IN THE FALL

[Anonymous No.50720906]

>>50720845
Gasoline prices came down by a fourth. What do you expect? Headline is going to look better but underneath the surface inflation is broad based and destroying demand. A whole generation is being priced out of RE and has to pay up for ever rising rent prices

[Anonymous No.50720913]

Biden Wins
>stopped COVID
>stopped Afghanistan war
>stopped recession
>Eased inflation started by Trump
>stock market hit ATHs under Biden
>now leading the biggest recovery in American history
This dude is fucking BASED

[Anonymous No.50720914]

>>50720845
>>50717397

[Anonymous No.50720920]

>>50720913
lmfao you need to be the Press Secretary.

[Anonymous No.50720922]

Do I get out of oil now?

[Anonymous No.50720953]

>>50720920
I couldn't keep up with all the Biden Wins!

[Anonymous No.50720960]

>>50720913
Jen, you got fired
you can stop now

[Anonymous No.50720962]

>>50720807
>thinks that the shill's approach was any fucking different between the two

[Anonymous No.50720964]

>>50720838
Due to gas prices going down due to our strategic stockpile going to zero.

[Anonymous No.50720967]

>Kashkari: unlikely to see interest rate cuts this year
uh oh

[Anonymous No.50720971]

>>50720720
CLF, NUE, and STLD are up slightly today while X is down. The put/call ratio tells you all you need to know.
X has a $500m buyback program, and they should buy it all today and create a short squeeze.

[Anonymous No.50720983]

>djia briefly leaves correction territory
Lmao there are still bobos going short in this thread.

[Anonymous No.50720985]

>>50720794
how are qqq and tqqq both up

[Anonymous No.50720992]

>>50720980
>>50720980
>>50720980
>>50720980

[Anonymous No.50720996]

>>50720967
Wait until another Fed governor says “INFLATION IS DOWN! WE NEED TO PIVOT”

We’ll get another 75 bps in September and then they’ll pivot in fall.

[Anonymous No.50720997]

>>50720967
They will raise until something breaks.
And bobos will be astonished that everything still chugs along nicely at 8% fed funds rate.

[Anonymous No.50721001]

>>50720569
Are you on drugs, fren?

[Anonymous No.50721025]

>>50720985
Tqqq is not SQQQ

[Anonymous No.50721031]

>Kashkari: it will take several years to bring down inflation
hmmm

[Anonymous No.50721058]

>>50720996
No pivot until unemployment breaches 5% they are reloading their guns

[Anonymous No.50721060]

>>50721031
LMFAO aka never

[Anonymous No.50721087]

>>50721060
It could unironically remain elevated for years.

[Anonymous No.50721102]

>>50720906
>Gasoline prices came down by a fourth
I'd say diesel is more important than gasoline and inventory is really low on that shit.

[Anonymous No.50721123]

>>50720427
>>50720684
You're actually a fucking idiot.
I've 2xed on SIGA, and I got in late at 12.00.
The bull thesis isn't even through yet.
Investor sentiment hasn't changed -- the people who are in right now aren't selling. The stock is just masturbating between 19 and 17 so there's nothing to discuss until the next round of news, which should be tomorrow at 4:30 ET.

Do you enjoy the smell of your own farts more than money?

[Anonymous No.50721184]

>>50720539
That's my president

[Anonymous No.50721186]

>>50720247
Man is about right

[Anonymous No.50721254]

>>50720569
>>50720592
ngmi
that's what you get for shorting america bobo