/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.50720980]

Come here lil Bobo....
>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for (You)
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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>>50719293

[Anonymous No.50721008]

>"SPENDERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this CPI range before. There could be SPENDERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SPENDERS" he thought. Pump It Up reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9000 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of inflation in the economy. "With a printer, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

[Anonymous No.50721013]

Takes balls to short this retard strength

[Anonymous No.50721018]

>WE'RE IN A RECESSION
>*Market pumps*
Explain

[Anonymous No.50721019]

>>50721013
made out 90% on 0DTE SPX shorts earlier

[Anonymous No.50721021]

I fuckin love dividends.

[Anonymous No.50721022]

Will SPY break 417?

[Anonymous No.50721024]

>>50721018
Fake and gay market.

[Anonymous No.50721045]

>>50721013
after +15% and nothing changed? sure buy buy buy

[Anonymous No.50721051]

Bears are so fucking devastated today, especially when you tell them Biden averted a recession lmao

[Anonymous No.50721056]

>>50721013
Is that you lael poster?

[Anonymous No.50721055]

>>50721018
Things change.

[Anonymous No.50721057]

guys i desperately need to lower my soxl average... its really high how can i do this? i missed last months cheapies, should I go in now or hope for lower? what about indexes do you think they are a buy or are we dumping again? my ability to read this schizo market is gone

[Anonymous No.50721061]

>"Why are we going up?!?!?"
Because a depression is priced in, junior. Fucking novice traders, GTFO MY BOARD!

[Anonymous No.50721077]

>>50721018
Recession is bullish. Get with the times.

[Anonymous No.50721080]

>>50721018
not a recession. trust the experts and be quiet.

[Anonymous No.50721081]

Holding my boil to get cooked by it tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50721085]

>>50721057
Post average

[Anonymous No.50721086]

>>50721019
Fucking noice, anon. How much did you make?

[Anonymous No.50721093]

>>50721022
SPY is going to 460

[Anonymous No.50721099]

>>50721018
>>50721024
priced in
l2 trade n00b

[Anonymous No.50721103]

Update

[Anonymous No.50721104]

>>50721081
Boil is going to violently crab until October when Freeport LNG plant gets back online and starts filling up those LNG ships

[Anonymous No.50721107]

>>50721018
you bears really are out of touch

[Anonymous No.50721110]

:(

[Anonymous No.50721111]

>>50721086
couple hundred, doing a small account and trying riskier plays

[Anonymous No.50721113]

my soxl average is $29

[Anonymous No.50721114]

HOLD THE LINE STOCKTWITSERS AND FELLOW RAINBOW TRANNIES
DIAMOND HANDS ON ALL MEME PUMP AND DUMPS
TA DA MOON FOR DAT SQUIZZLE

[Anonymous No.50721117]

>FED begging people to stop pumping a market they're trying to unwind so inflation will come down without a catastrophic collapse
>Booyers keep booying

[Anonymous No.50721126]

>>50721018
FORWARD
LOOKING

[Anonymous No.50721128]

HOLY SHIT SELL NOW

[Anonymous No.50721130]

>>50721113
>didn't average in at $10

[Anonymous No.50721131]

>>50721093
If SPY breaks 420 then it will roar up and probably hold 420 as a new support level.

[Anonymous No.50721132]

>>50721111
Checked

I might try this.

What’s your play for tomorrow? Holding anything overnight?

[Anonymous No.50721140]

>>50721018
The belief is that because we are in a recession, the FED will pivot and cut rates in September. The FED has said this is retarded and are talking about a .75 BPS hike. So it will probably end up being a 1.00 BPS hike.

[Anonymous No.50721147]

>>50721110
Ow

[Anonymous No.50721150]

What's the best software / website for tracking stock / bond portfolio performance? Would like to track / analyze without having to go into my brokerage account.

[Anonymous No.50721154]

This has been the most retarded market week I've had in a long time. Lost $1500 on spy puts, made it all back on SIGA puts, reloaded on siga puts and sqqq calls. I'll revenge trade until this fake and gay pump crashes

[Anonymous No.50721159]

>>50721132
Nope i follow fintwit faggots who tweet their plays, but they always overhold and end up losing so I started scalping them. I wait for them to tweet their entries then I limit 10-20% under their entry, if it fills I hard stop at 80% profit sell. It's been working kinda.

[Anonymous No.50721164]

>>50721113
Today's price is below $29.
Glad I could help.

[Anonymous No.50721172]

>>50721018
Priced in
Forward looking

Auch es ist die Juden

[Anonymous No.50721174]

>>50721018
Did you know the stock market and the economy are not the same thing?

Did you know the stock markets prices are forward looking?

Did you know the stock market bottoms 4 months prior to the bottom in GDP?

[Anonymous No.50721175]

>>50721130
I bought 100 at $13 to lower my average

[Anonymous No.50721178]

>>50721099
>noob
Go back to twitter newfaggot, you don't fit in here.
>inb4 you call me a newfag to try and hide the fact you're a fucking outsider
You already posted and we can see your ID, you stocktwits-browsing subhuman.

[Anonymous No.50721185]

>>50721140
>Fed sez

How can anyone believe the Fed’s words after so many instances of lying or misleading the public.

[Anonymous No.50721195]

Watch the 10 year

[Anonymous No.50721200]

tim knight still bullish you fucking smug bastards

[Anonymous No.50721202]

Congrats to the anon that shorted HKD

[Anonymous No.50721206]

>>50721159
Interesting. I don’t have time to read Twitter posts and set up a strat like that. Good luck!

[Anonymous No.50721216]

>>50720980
BOBO ARE U OK
NO BOBO DON'T DO IT
DON'T HANG YOURSELF IN THE CLOSET

[Anonymous No.50721222]

>>50721185
It not lying if you believe it.

[Anonymous No.50721231]

>>50721174
If I saw a bull irl spout this fucking drivel i’d throw him thru a fucking wall

[Anonymous No.50721242]

>4:30pm ET tomorrow
are you prepared?

[Anonymous No.50721244]

>>50721222
Trips and green GME ID…

[Anonymous No.50721245]

>>50721195
>10 year
wholly irrelevant

[Anonymous No.50721246]

>>50721021
What dividends you in, friend?

[Anonymous No.50721248]

>>50721154
Based felow emotional investor

[Anonymous No.50721252]

>>50721154
good luck faggot, new record daily cases and you are shorting this stock, well you weren’t going to make it anyways with your $100 bucks kys jeet

[Anonymous No.50721262]

[Anonymous No.50721270]

Sold the bottom on SOFI
Bought the top too

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.50721274]

>>50721057
Might as well buy some while under 30 mate. It's only when it pushes 40 that you should abstain

[Anonymous No.50721280]

>>50721262
>Some fucking chart
Lol I ain't reading that shit

[Anonymous No.50721284]

>>50721154
kek even hardcore permabear jeremy grantham predicted that this rally lasts at least another month.

[Anonymous No.50721287]

>>50721262
>>50721245

[Anonymous No.50721289]

>>50721246
HD, KO, MCD, WMT.

[Anonymous No.50721290]

>>50721231
did you really think things would just keep crashing

[Anonymous No.50721293]

>>50721147
Do you have any hope? I've been hitting the copium hard listening to people scream that next week is going to be the downturn only for my portfolio to lose 5% value every other day

Guess I should have listened to the one truth: always do the opposite of what smg says

[Anonymous No.50721305]

>>50721280
>Lol I ain't reading that shit
You shouldn't. It's not important.

[Anonymous No.50721307]

>>50721270
>Listening to Cramer

[Anonymous No.50721316]

>>50721262
This has happened how many times in the last 7 months?

THE FED IS STILL BUYING

THIS IS WHY THE YIELD IS LOW

[Anonymous No.50721318]

>>50721175
Lol retard

[Anonymous No.50721324]

>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'MMMM PRIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNTIIIIING FUCK THE ECONOMY TO THE MOON

[Anonymous No.50721325]

you niggers are going to be destitute and broke and gme schizos will own you and inseminate your partners

[Anonymous No.50721326]

Thinking about buying some crypto now that we back in bull market

[Anonymous No.50721328]

>>50721231
What about this satanic looking bull at the opening ceremony of 2022 commonwealth games?

[Anonymous No.50721339]

>>50720682
>Ubisoft
Not surprised.

[Anonymous No.50721363]

etrade giving 2% on savings accounts

[Anonymous No.50721369]

Was buying CLF a mistake?

[Anonymous No.50721382]

>>50721113
You'll be fine, at least you're not those guys with a 60 average

[Anonymous No.50721388]

>>50721231
Don't care, didn't ask my little pill dodger

[Anonymous No.50721402]

Oh boy, I hope this doesn't affect my House of the Dargon pirating

[Anonymous No.50721405]

Puts for monday/tuesday sounds good right?

[Anonymous No.50721413]

Dow is just about out of correction territory. Sp500 will be soon too. Could even be by end of week. Why are you bobos shorting the resumption of the bullrun?

[Anonymous No.50721424]

>>50721110
Yeah you and me both. I think I'm gonna log out and just get back in shape

[Anonymous No.50721433]

>>50721363
That's less than .005% per day. You need something to keep up with 7.00% daily inflation just to break even, chud

[Anonymous No.50721441]

>>50721413
Sauce me this yellow slut NOW.

[Anonymous No.50721449]

>>50721413
I will not eat the bugs

[Anonymous No.50721457]

>>50721402
Damn I hope it doesn't fuck with HBO Max long term. Literally the only semi-decent service left

[Anonymous No.50721463]

>Taiwan blockade begins tommorow
>Market giga pumps
mumus please you're going to fuck all of us with this retarded buying

[Anonymous No.50721464]

>>50721441
kyaandere on twitter

[Anonymous No.50721466]

>uvxy

[Anonymous No.50721473]

>>50721449
You gotta extra smoke dawg?

[Anonymous No.50721477]

>>50721140
yeah I feel at this point people are just wilfully misinterpreting the fedspeak. jerome and friends keep doubling down on hawkish posture and people just keep on cranking the party tunes up so they can't hear it.

[Anonymous No.50721478]

>>50721402
that show looks boring. i'm more pissed about this

[Anonymous No.50721485]

>>50721284
>permabear is now bearish on the bear market

[Anonymous No.50721486]

>>50721307
Nope

[Anonymous No.50721492]

>>50721293
I'm waiting to see if SPY breaks through the 417 - 420 resistance. If it does, I'll be cutting my losses (hopefully on a dip somewhere) and look for opportunity elsewhere. I'm salty about missing UEC's lows, same with SOXL, but you don't win em all.
Make sure you know why you're getting into positions and targets when to pull profits or cut losses. I've held short positions before that lost me a lot of time, money and opportunities. Shit sucks, don't hold forever

[Anonymous No.50721493]

>>50721413
>man hands
>man knees
>man mouth
>filtered face

[Anonymous No.50721495]

>>50721413
Didn't ask.
>>50721363
Didn't ask.
>>50721270
Didn't ask.
>>50721113
Didn't ask.
>>50721081
Didn't ask.

[Anonymous No.50721505]

>>50721495
I asked.

[Anonymous No.50721511]

>>50721466
Okay so here is why you should not trade UVXY.

Let's assume you want to short volatility. So you buy UVXY puts.

The main problem with buying puts is the skew and IV rise. When VIX rises. So they get really expensive. The extrinsic value is correlated to VIX itself so. You pay a lot at the top and have to sell them cheap at the bottom.

Let's assume you want to buy volatility and go long volatility:

UVXY is a poor vehicle with which to express long Vol. It decays super super quick.

To properly trade UVXY you need to be an HFT AI faggot on Wall Street or be a savant also be capable of understanding all the variables in that trade, looking at the steepness of the VIX term structure and the vol of vol pricing in UVXY, modeling out how much you thought it would react in a selloff versus what is the cost of carry, etc.


DO NOT TRADE UVXY IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT PRODUCT

You can buy VIX calls or vix puts as a vol play.


If you want to trade stock, you cannot on VIX obv as it is an index.
The closest thing to VIX shares are the futures, which have contracts that expire monthly. Beyond that, you can do the ETFs like VXX, which simulate a 30 day term by rebalancing a portfolio of the front 2 month VIX futures.
>VIXY = long volatility
>VXX = as described above
Short vol:
>SVXY = short volatility ETF
DO NOT DO
>UVXY = 3x daily long volatility ETF

And pour one out for our terribly volmaggedon blowup victims and tails-event victims.

>XIV = short volatility (Lol.)
ZIV = short mid term volatility ETN (Lol.)

[Anonymous No.50721514]

>>50721495
if you asked something useful maybe you wouldn't be so poor

[Anonymous No.50721515]

SQQQchads we heem or get heemed here this night. There is no inbetween. Good luck, gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.50721521]

>neon green on a random wednesday
Fuck this reminds me of when I first started investing back in summer of 2016 after the Brexit dump.
Feels good.

[Anonymous No.50721523]

>>50721324
he literally can't stop the printer or the economy implodes

[Anonymous No.50721525]

>>50721511
that's a lot of words
too bad im not readin 'em

[Anonymous No.50721526]

>>50721174
>he thinks the recession is ending this year and not in 2024
it's only just begun

[Anonymous No.50721528]

>>50721464
Based coom assistor

[Anonymous No.50721535]

>>50721511
Fuck off it doubles once every 1-3 months

[Anonymous No.50721540]

>>50721525
Here,dont be so shameless next time

[Anonymous No.50721568]

>>50721252
Oh man 10 faggots in NY got an std that resolves on its own with no treatment. Definitely going to $1000/share minimum.

>>50721284
Ehh my sqqq calls are till 9/16 so if it takes a month I'll be fine the short dated spy puts were fucking dumb yolo lottery tickets

[Anonymous No.50721576]

>>50721523
he literally has to implode the economy to keep the dollar from inflating to 0 though

[Anonymous No.50721588]

>>50721515

[Anonymous No.50721593]

I am simply not buying into this fake and gay pump

[Anonymous No.50721592]

>>50721576
All other currencies are inflating faster so relatively speaking, it's fine.

[Anonymous No.50721606]

>>50721576
USA defaulting is not bullish for the dollar

[Anonymous No.50721610]

People are going to be starving and freezing to death in their houses in 2 months and people are buying, lol. Burry, I tried to warn them!

[Anonymous No.50721611]

Hail to the King, baby

[Anonymous No.50721616]

>They will see us waving from such great heights, come down now
>They'll say

[Anonymous No.50721633]

>>50721593
I had deja vu, I literally just saw the same artwork minutes ago on my twitter feed

[Anonymous No.50721635]

>>50721486
By accident then

[Anonymous No.50721636]

>>50721289
Cool, i'm in KO, ABBV and JEPI, it's nice having that little break come in

[Anonymous No.50721638]

FUCK I SCOOPED WMT TOO EARLY TODAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50721642]

>>50721616
Come back down nigger

[Anonymous No.50721647]

Market is really teasing my balls today

[Anonymous No.50721649]

I see this heem word used alot here from heemposter. But I still don't know what it means

[Anonymous No.50721654]

>feed them a little hope
>watch them buy the top (again)

[Anonymous No.50721665]

>>50721511
Didn't ask

[Anonymous No.50721666]

>>50721114
[Updoot] DIAMOND GORILLA MONKEY HAND
SLUPERINO THE SHORT DIP SQUIZZLE FELLOW RAINBOW TITANIUM CHUMP
STONKS TO DA MOON (HE/SHE)

[Anonymous No.50721672]

Pump is about as stable as this.

[Anonymous No.50721680]

>>50721642
No. Bulls are partying tonight. Pic rel is me slurping my gains

[Anonymous No.50721681]

Ah, there we go. Looks like it was merely a fakeout to the upside.

[Anonymous No.50721683]

[Anonymous No.50721691]

>>50721647
...more like crushing your balls.

[Anonymous No.50721706]

>>50721413
How much to impregnate this dude?

[Anonymous No.50721716]

>>50721636
>JEPI
I don't fuck with biotech, but JEPI pill me please.

[Anonymous No.50721726]

>>50721413
I trade for she

[Anonymous No.50721727]

I just got liquidated on VIX
IF IT GOES UP TOMORROW I'M ROPING

[Anonymous No.50721738]

>>50721727
got'm boys

pump eet

[Anonymous No.50721740]

So why are we green again?

[Anonymous No.50721749]

what time does gaysex report earnings tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50721756]

What happened with KOLD/BOIL today? Was it some three letter report or some news I missed or what?

[Anonymous No.50721767]

>>50721738
And taking you with me nigger

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.50721769]

>>50721740
line doesn't always go down
sometimes, just sometimes it goes up

[Anonymous No.50721772]

Looks like it was merely a fakeout to the upside, to the downside. Heh well done, Mumu. Well done. But not so fast...

[Anonymous No.50721773]

>>50721740
retail is buying to baghold, dump in oil is the catalyst

[Anonymous No.50721779]

i wanna fukin die fr

[Anonymous No.50721782]

>>50721740
the volume is so bad

[Anonymous No.50721787]

>>50721767

[Anonymous No.50721788]

Any fertilizer bros still around?
Anyone playing this obvious IPI earnings pump?

[Anonymous No.50721797]

Up 1.2k today u mirin bear shitheads

[Anonymous No.50721798]

>>50721740

[Anonymous No.50721805]

>>50721779
Why

[Anonymous No.50721814]

>>50721756
What large natural gas company has an outsized effect on its market due to geopolitical manipulations?

[Anonymous No.50721815]

I can't take this, its going to crash

[Anonymous No.50721816]

oh dear, the currents just experienced a quadruple wizard cap and condescending wedge
act accordingly

[Anonymous No.50721821]

>>50721769
SEXO MARKET

[Anonymous No.50721824]

I'm a T-R-A-P-S-T-AR
Got the streets on lock, big shoes on the car
And she likes it (she likes it, she likes it)
Ayy, and she likes it (she likes it, she likes it)
I'm a T-R-A-P-S-T-AR
Keep Barney in the Sweets, cop Goose from the bar
And she likes it (she likes it, gyeah, ayy, ayy)
And she likes it (she likes it, she likes it, gyeah)

[Anonymous No.50721826]

>>50721797
That means buy puts when euphoria posters start gloating

[Anonymous No.50721827]

>>50721788
What’s the play? Long IPI?

[Anonymous No.50721832]

>>50721740
Oil going down. Inflation will likely be dropping. July cpi in few days will show that. Face ripping rally soon as it happens.

If you are investing for when inflation is back at normal you will be sitting in cash for 2 years. Markets are pricing in inflation eventually settling down. The bulls aren't going to wait 2 years for it to actually reach 2%. They can trust it will eventually reach it.

[Anonymous No.50721836]

>>50721195
Is the bond market better at sniffing out cracks, gaps, or spreads?

[Anonymous No.50721837]

Fugggggg should have sold OIL while I was +20%. Bloody hell, I need to learn to take my profits and gtfo. Oil is way to volatile when it's close to 100$. Strange though, today's news about oil kinda seem bullish to me

[Anonymous No.50721842]

Should I just roll all my SIGA calls into shares? They are all December calls, and I can sell to buy about 2300 shares. Not sure the stress with options is worth it for me.

[Anonymous No.50721843]

>>50721767
I don't even know how this works honestly.

Were you on margin then? If so you kinda deserve it for being on margin in this nonsense clown market.

[Anonymous No.50721852]

>>50721826
AHHH IVE BEEN BUYING PUTS FOR 2 WEEKS STRAIGHT

[Anonymous No.50721856]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.50721867]

>>50721727
That;s what you get for betting against America

[Anonymous No.50721868]

>>50721740
No reason. just like God intended.

[Anonymous No.50721871]

>>50721837
We built 5 million barrels of excess inventory and OPEC showed a continued willingness to increase its production. What part of today's news "kinda seems bullish"?

[Anonymous No.50721874]

>>50721814
Idk all I found was some headlines saying cooler temps forecast for August made gas drop, tell me

[Anonymous No.50721875]

>>50721832
Wait so,the inflation is transitory meme wasn't a meme?

[Anonymous No.50721876]

>>50721856
Based HKD baggie

[Anonymous No.50721879]

>>50721852
pretty late to the party there bro

[Anonymous No.50721884]

>>50721842
Stress management is an important part of trading. It will do you no good to make money only to die of a heart attack before 60.

[Anonymous No.50721886]

>>50721843
He thinks he is smarter than the market, and bets against the FED like a retard, because he thinks they have to play by the "rules" (that they invented and can change any time they want)

[Anonymous No.50721887]

>>50721843
Yes, I'm shorting the top. You can clearly see it and its going up on no volume. I shouldn't have taken so much leverage

[Anonymous No.50721889]

>>50721871
100k barrels more is nothing

[Anonymous No.50721894]

why the fuck did it dump at the end? spy only 1.57% this is a shit ass meltup

[Anonymous No.50721897]

what ever happened to that anon who bought HKD yesterday?

[Anonymous No.50721904]

>>50720980
Well, can't do anything but wait for the gains at this point.

[Anonymous No.50721905]

>>50721871
Isn't everything bullish in today's market?

[Anonymous No.50721906]

>>50721874
You should probably manage your information sources better if engaging in a trade colloquially known as "the widowmaker": https://nitter.ca/GazpromEN/status/1554866782569119745#m

[Anonymous No.50721909]

GG everyone

[Anonymous No.50721912]

>>50721740
I had sex with a lot of cute girls in my dreams last night. I knew it was going to be a good day. You're welcome anons.

[Anonymous No.50721916]

>>50721894
its called scamming retail, kid

[Anonymous No.50721917]

>>50721413
there are nekkid pictures of her out there btw

[Anonymous No.50721923]

>>50721894
i tried to warn

[Anonymous No.50721931]

the since xmas dump took me like two months to notice. now only a month of pumping and i noticed we bull now. in my defense i missed like two weeks of the market during july.

[Anonymous No.50721932]

>>50721875
No, inflation will take 2 more years to get down to 2% target. But market doesn't care how long it takes. No one is sitting in cash for 2 years to wait for it. They can trust its dealt with and go back to speculation. Earnings showed companies handled it fine and consumer demand is good and wagies are behaving.

[Anonymous No.50721933]

I made 114 dollars today

[Anonymous No.50721935]

*DING* *DING* *DING*
How'd it go today, anon?

[Anonymous No.50721934]

>>50721917
Link them

[Anonymous No.50721936]

Go up then you nigger if you want to go up go to 60000000$ fucking spy and drive vix to 0 you fucking nigger. Fuckimg nigger absolute lunancy

[Anonymous No.50721939]

Hello fellow zoomers. It seems that the markets are bussin yo, frfr.

[Anonymous No.50721945]

>>50721827
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.50721950]

>>389557888
What is your best/worst 1 yr price target for REV?

[Anonymous No.50721954]

>>50721905
Intc isn't, weat, isn't fuck nigger

[Anonymous No.50721956]

>>50721894
Happens every time, it is just people taking profit at the end of the day

[Anonymous No.50721959]

>>50721935
holdin gaysex as the theta gang crab fucks my wife

[Anonymous No.50721960]

>>50721917
Guess I'm a retard since a 5 sec googling didn't find anything :(

[Anonymous No.50721972]

>>50721935
-6%. My criteria for capitulation got close but has not been met.

[Anonymous No.50721973]

>>>/pol/389557888

[Anonymous No.50721974]

>>50721716
They're not a biotech, they're more a large cap fund that invest in multiple fields designed around lower volatility. It's basically a safety net s&p500 investment with a monthly dividend. I like having a somewhat safe investment while the market is fluctuating, since I still feel like this rally isn't going to hold

[Anonymous No.50721975]

>>50721935
Somehow ended up +$140 today while bagholding SOXS/SQQQ.

[Anonymous No.50721978]

That last minute oil dump, what the fuck bros

[Anonymous No.50721982]

>>50721906
Yea probably. Thanks. I bought KOLD again near $11. 70 and sold half at $15.60 for nice profit but still holding the rest. Shares not calls. Should I dump the rest or let it ride a bit?

[Anonymous No.50721983]

>>50721972
Ah, an oil baron, I see.

[Anonymous No.50721985]

>>50721935
A cheeky little $75 (0.12%)

[Anonymous No.50721995]

I’m in a horrible rut, losing every trade.

Literally just tell me what positions to take, I’m tired of losing

[Anonymous No.50721997]

>>50721740
This time is different

[Anonymous No.50721998]

>>50721978
The oil market is dumping because the recession is confirmed, while the broader market is rallying because the recession is over.

[Anonymous No.50722003]

>>50721974
Sorry, I forgot to include ABBV in that quote, but I appreciate the explanation.

[Anonymous No.50722006]

>>50721935
My 100% VOO portfolio performed as expected.

[Anonymous No.50722008]

HAHAHAHA

NOTHING can stop this rally.
And I mean NOTHING.

Society as a whole has been so desensitized to bad shit. So much, that bad doesn't register anymore. Moreover, people are taking bigger and bigger risks due to the direness of their situations. Leading to RISK ON. How could you bobos not see this?

[Anonymous No.50722014]

>>50721995
Buy every dip in Apple and Amazon and you will never ever lose money. Boomer tricks are boring but they do work. And buy oil if it falls under 70. Can't lose

[Anonymous No.50722016]

>>50721935
I have made no less than $4000 dollars today. I am happy.

[Anonymous No.50722022]

>>50721998
Holy cope Bobo.
>>50721978
Oil is dumping because of opec increases and supply glut. It is demand destruction but not from recession. People just canceled their vacation or something.

[Anonymous No.50722024]

>>50722006
near perfect women then shits herself with tats. ruined

[Anonymous No.50722031]

>>50722016
>CWSFF up 13%

[Anonymous No.50722032]

>>50721983
Oh no I'm shorting equities.

[Anonymous No.50722034]

>>50722008
>Society as a whole has been so desensitized to bad shit
That's terrible honestly,imagine if we were to behave like the chinese at some point

[Anonymous No.50722036]

>>50721935
I got liquidated, meme lines showed the top of channel but vix went down and spy up

[Anonymous No.50722037]

>>50721935
AQB doesn't move any more

[Anonymous No.50722041]

>>50721935
Big basket: + 4.4419%
Smol basket: + 9.5900%

The best part is that there is absolutely no way in hell that it could ever possibly be red tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.50722043]

>>50721995
I'm in the same position. Now 0/6 on earnings plays. Let's take different sides of a position so at least one of us wins friend.

[Anonymous No.50722054]

>>50722024
Based

[Anonymous No.50722056]

>>50722016
But if it's not realized and on the books, you technically didn't make shit today

[Anonymous No.50722060]

>>50722024
haters gonna hate

[Anonymous No.50722061]

>>50720692
did you buy them or what

[Anonymous No.50722074]

>>50720692
>>50722061
>LUCID DREAMERS IN FOR NIGHTMARE AS LCID PLUNGES 10%

[Anonymous No.50722077]

>>50722061
I hope he didnt...

[Anonymous No.50722078]

>>50721935
I spent a lot.

[Anonymous No.50722103]

let it be known that my panties are poopy

[Anonymous No.50722114]

>>50721535
And no one can profit it off it because vol skew is so high.

If you trade UVXY you are automatically stupider than SOXL dipshits

[Anonymous No.50722124]

>>50721995
Unironically buy VTI and relax.

[Anonymous No.50722129]

>>50722061
>>50722077
nah I didn't pull the trigger

[Anonymous No.50722132]

forget the reason why its up or down. its useless in the end
and just remember the trend is the fren

[Anonymous No.50722133]

Buying 99 SOXS. This ends now SOXL.

[Anonymous No.50722140]

>>50722078
What the fuck kinda dystopian shit is this?

[Anonymous No.50722141]

>>50721985
dat cameltoe

[Anonymous No.50722146]

>>50720980
Dear anons
I am to receive payment in crypto for a commission but I do not own a crypto wallet.
I have opened a MetaMask wallet but the payment is in bitcoin so it can't process it.
I saw Exodus is a trusted wallet. Should I open it or is there a workaround for MetaMask?
Thanks for help

[Anonymous No.50722147]

>>50722133
SOXLsisters....

[Anonymous No.50722153]

Buddy look at the GOVX computer....

[Anonymous No.50722156]

nasdaq rallies 6% on news of mart sharting being included as an official sport in the next olympic games

[Anonymous No.50722159]

>>50720980
FLWS broke out today

[Anonymous No.50722162]

>>50722141
Her initials may be TS, but that sure don't seem to be the case.

[Anonymous No.50722165]

>>50722140
I thought the same thing, it inspires a bitter anger. I knew you would indulge.

[Anonymous No.50722167]

Imagine being like "DUDE UVXY DOUBLES EVERY FEW MONTHS" like okay lmao enjoy your vol crush dipshit

[Anonymous No.50722183]

>>50721935
+2.23%, thanks mostly to SENS. Wish I'd bought the GOVX dip today though.

[Anonymous No.50722196]

>>50722153
oh no who could have seen this ridiculous 500% pump and dump on a nothingburger company coming?

I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you.

[Anonymous No.50722198]

>>50722162
imagine being the girl that always gets cropped out

[Anonymous No.50722200]

>>50722114
>>50722167
>"I can't trade it so no one can!"

[Anonymous No.50722220]

s&p 500 rallies 4% as missed earnings are deemed better than expected

[Anonymous No.50722223]

>>50721935
+4% im a lil wolf of wallstreet

[Anonymous No.50722224]

>>50722198
>imagine being the girl
uhh that makes my cock so hard I need to chop it off so i dont have to imagine being a girl anymore

[Anonymous No.50722228]

>>50722200
Usually a good market indicator, but this isn't advice. None of my posts should be considered advise in any way.

[Anonymous No.50722235]

>>50722220
This market in a nutshell

[Anonymous No.50722242]

>>50722200
I am guaranteeing you're not smart enough to profit off UVXY since you can't even wrap your mind around vol asymmetry and term risk for these sort of lev products.
I would love to see you put in an order for UVXY right now actually so you can incinerate your cash. Go, put an order in retard.

[Anonymous No.50722255]

>>50722222

[Anonymous No.50722256]

You guys got bull trapped.

[Anonymous No.50722257]

>EBAY RALLIES 5% AS USERS REALIZE GRANDMAS ARE REALLY SLOW HIKING PRICES IN RESPONSE TO INFLATION

[Anonymous No.50722265]

>>50721995
Gambling =/= investing. You can do what this anon says >>50722124 and from there expand more. Like weighting the market yourself pic related or adding real estate to your roth ira. Fuck it, I know a friend that bought into energy etfs and then sold this year for a 40% gain because that happens every single recession
>"but should I buy oil or gold or..."
buy the sector

[Anonymous No.50722274]

>>50722257
Man fuck ebay.

[Anonymous No.50722287]

I sold my moderate losers. I'm holding my garbage leaps to zero. Fucking intel. I was promised a famine with billions of dead niggers and chinks.

[Anonymous No.50722289]

>>50722198
>imagine being the girl
I don't know that feel.

[Anonymous No.50722292]

the hooknoses and mm on retail like to gang bang
when the times are honkin stay in cash gang

[Anonymous No.50722302]

>>50722198
>imagine being the girl

[Anonymous No.50722319]

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad3Em2r7YMM

[Anonymous No.50722324]

>>50722292
cadence is off, you need 5-6 syllables per line

[Anonymous No.50722334]

>>50722146
I think you can get the binance chain wallet and connect it to metamask

t. Cryptonoob

[Anonymous No.50722352]

apple computer reaches all time high as bullish tensions with china tighten

stocks close green as stagflation headlines point to early fed pivot

strong labor market drives stocks higher, dampening recession fears

dow ends 500 points higher as joe biden is declared dead after collapsing while announcing world war iii

[Anonymous No.50722365]

>>50722146
>this entire post
holy fuck the fact that people have thousands invested in crypto is insane

[Anonymous No.50722379]

>>50722352
CAN'T STOP AMERICA
EVEN WHEN WE FALL WE WIN

[Anonymous No.50722380]

>>50722334
I want a wallet not connected to an exchange so I could use it as a crypto bank account. I don't want to trade yet just receive funds and transfer to paypal

[Anonymous No.50722383]

>>50722016
>fat fuck don
I fell for that one hard and still have bags to this day

[Anonymous No.50722390]

>>50722365
You'd be suprised how stupid people are,bud

[Anonymous No.50722398]

>>50722352
Stocks go higher, easing recession fears.

[Anonymous No.50722397]

>>50722380
https://www.investopedia.com/best-bitcoin-wallets-5070283

[Anonymous No.50722405]

>>50722352
That’s next month, fellow time-traveler

[Anonymous No.50722412]

>>50722324
yeah im tired so im off my game. i dont like rules on anything written

[Anonymous No.50722418]

>>50722365
I am only seeking to redeem my payment and later transfer it to paypal. I am very inexperienced with crypto so I wouldn't want to invest since it would be gambling for me

[Anonymous No.50722420]

>>50722365
Stocks are shady, too, but it's at least like Vegas rules vs a back alley gambling den in Shanghai.

[Anonymous No.50722438]

>>50722418
PayPal should natively allow you to receive BTC, no need for secondary wallets: https://www.paypal.com/us/digital-wallet/manage-money/crypto

[Anonymous No.50722447]

>bearish close
>hourly topping tail
>cpi wednesday
>vix higher low
>dxy rallying
>10yr rallying
>all indices negative divergence
>aapl negative divergence
glad i sold my calls tuesday, i bought some puts today

[Anonymous No.50722455]

>>50722420
>Stocks are shady, too
in what way

[Anonymous No.50722462]

>>50722418
Use Exodus or Jaxx Liberty for a wallet.

[Anonymous No.50722468]

frens we are all gmi

[Anonymous No.50722473]

>>50722438
Stop spoon feeding him.

>>50722418
Look, start another thread or google it. This isn’t the place for this. The entire rest of /biz/ is crypto-related. Go ask elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.50722474]

>>50720980
>>50720980
>>50720980
Fresh bake

[Anonymous No.50722478]

>>50722455
For starters, it's just a bot gangbang at this point.

[Anonymous No.50722481]

>>50722397
Thank you very much. I will read and choose. Good day to you kind anon

[Anonymous No.50722490]

>>50722474
Jerkoff

[Anonymous No.50722496]

>>50722468
speak for yourself

[Anonymous No.50722503]

>>50722474

[Anonymous No.50722507]

>>50722418
Just give them my wallet adrees kind sirs. Me will keep it safe for my friend. My uncle pajeet is a tax attorney he will give best advice sir your money is safe with me I pay you 10% interest for my good friend

[Anonymous No.50722506]

>>50722490
dont mind if i do

[Anonymous No.50722511]

>>50722365
thanks for reminding me to check my crypto portfolio
been going 50/50 stocks/crypto for awhile now

[Anonymous No.50722514]

>>50722438
Then they would be liable for BTC transactions.

[Anonymous No.50722515]

>>50722474
Jesus

[Anonymous No.50722516]

New

>>50722510
>>50722510

[Anonymous No.50722528]

>>50722438
Thank you anon
>>50722462
Thank you anon
>>50722473
I am sorry for shitting up your general, I was very confused there was no general about crypto but general for specific coins or investment plans.
Thanks all anons that assisted me. Have a good day

[Anonymous No.50722535]

>>50722478
buy the index retard

[Anonymous No.50722560]

>>50722474
How does this still happen?

[Anonymous No.50722568]

>>50721511
Thanks I was wondering why these anons we're picking uvxy vs vix weeklys or monthlys. I'm getting heemed on my vix long calls but the decay hasn't set in enough for me to take my L. Plus the week ain't over yet...

[Anonymous No.50722578]

>>50722560
a troll

[Anonymous No.50722601]

>>50721995
Buy NVAX. Hold till it pumps to 90-110. Sell, wait till dip back to 60-80. Buy back and wait till 170.

[Anonymous No.50722610]

>>50722535
Individual tickers are also gangbanged by indexification (if that's a word).

[Anonymous No.50722712]

>>50722474
based.

[Anonymous No.50722729]

>>50722447
>glad I sold my calls during a down day before the big pump of today

Are you retarded

[Anonymous No.50722977]

>>50721672
Imagine how satisfying it would be to shoot that thing in the head? Honestly, like a kid making his first in-the-money. Boom! Drop. Bingo. I'm trying to do that with oil soon.

[Anonymous No.50723006]

>>50721935
12 points on ES. Up 40-something on the week so far.

[Anonymous No.50724414]

My LCID short looks like it's the only thing that'll make me any money this week.
Somehow cutting 23% of your staff and worse EPS than expected is bullish for HOOD, who knew.

[Anonymous No.50724678]

>>50722242
Not him but I'm up $772.84 on UVXY this year, and I have 4 open contracts right now.