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Red edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for (You)
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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>>50948746

>> No.50951665

Do I sell everything at market open?

>> No.50951683

tpoxx for faggot ass bulls

>> No.50951695
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>futures

>> No.50951699

>>50951665
Yes, your house, car, wife, kids.

Just sell everything and go on a journey.

>> No.50951720

I want to have sex with an Asian woman

>> No.50951732

>>50951720
I hope all your possible children are from Asian women

>> No.50951756
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50951756

lmao they make up a fed pivot and then they panic when it doesn't come
the media is run by... schizos

>> No.50951766

>>50951756
This is a thinly veiled pump to make the economy look good for the midterms, nothing more.

The pumping will continue until it magically doesn't in november

>> No.50951767
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50951767

Just sell it anon

>> No.50951819

>>50951766
Unless there's some event that can be blamed, that's pretty much what's gonna happen

>> No.50951829
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50951829

wakey wakey Bulltards

>> No.50951872
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50951872

>Quit job a few weeks ago
>Decide to take break from shitposting and stocks
>Get new job
>Finally get paid
>All my stocks are up from where they were and can't add to them at their discounted rates now
Not fair bros.

>> No.50951929
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50951929

Stay calm mumu bros, the plot armor will protect us, there's no going to be a crash before the midterms, the dip buyers will show up later during the day

>> No.50951931

>>50951872
Find other undervalued stocks, mr. neverhappy complainypants.

>> No.50951934

Everyone was talking about a rally because we are post inflation, then a downturn I'm September/October.

When everyone starts planning for something in the market, it is almost guaranteed to not happen.

I still believe the basic premise that peak inflation is behind us, but what's happening now is people are positioning for the predicted downturn, in effect shifting the downturn forward by a month.

We will go down but then the rally will continue starting late August/early September assuming nothing bad happens.

>> No.50951946

>>50951931
I will, i just wanted to buy back more of my cheap divi stock that I had to sell due to financial problems.

>> No.50951947
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50951947

1: when it comes to options - my broker only gives me the delta and the IV - does anyone know where i can view the other greeks like gamma, vega, etc?

2: is anyone here familiar with market maker hedging tactics? which options should you buy to put the most upward pressure on a stock because the MM's have to delta gamma hedge the options they sold you?

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50951953

>get to average down and accumulate more soxl making my stack bigger for the upcoming roaring 20s
Based

>> No.50951955
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50951955

Fuck, been holding BBBY since Friday. Is now the right time to exit?

>> No.50951972
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>>50951934
>we are post inflation
>8.5%

>> No.50951979

>>50951955
It's already up 30% in premarket

it should rocket upwards at market open and then you can exit.

>> No.50951986

>>50951955
I can't blieve I cucked out last week and didn't buy. Kept holding sticky tonix pharma over BBBY. Bought in yesterday at 17 dollars. I'm dumb money at this point but I think there's dumber money. If short squeeze aktually happens we are going to 4 figures. I'm holding until at least 100, if I lose it all, what ever, its its obviously ogre ofc I'll take my crumbs and a capital loss though. common stock by the way.

>> No.50952001

>>50951972
Markets are forward lookig and inflation is a lagging indicator. Expecting a FED pivot is still dumb.

>> No.50952014

THE COIN IS DROPPING MY BASTARDS

>> No.50952017
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market gonna crater

>> No.50952036

>-1% premarket
This is a good sign.

>> No.50952045
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>>50951946
My divi stocks get me through hard financial times. Things would have to get pretty fucked up for me to even consider selling my income generating divi stocks. You may have deeper issues you should be taking care of. I guess you don’t maintain an emergency fund.

>> No.50952049
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50952049

>They finally gave AQB a sell rating
MOAS INCOMING
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.50952081

>>50952045
all that fake ass crying and not a single tear. I hope based rocket man had them all executed

>> No.50952083
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50952083

I was just buying the dip
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.50952086

>>50952045
I did but i burned through that because of my last job. I got a new job and got caught up on my bills and still have some left over for savings + stocks, so a big move up for me.

>> No.50952089
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>>50952014
who could have predicted this

>> No.50952092

>>50951986
There's 73 million shares worth of options itm right now and another 64 million shares in otm options
There are 80 million total shares.
By the last numbers 50% of the float is sold short and that's before the recent gains.

$420.69 sell order placed. Gme round 2 inbound

>> No.50952115

>>50952092
What makes you think that this time around they won't have 'technical difficulties' and remove the buy button for a while or someshit.

>> No.50952142

>>50952115
Who cares? No one removed the sell button during that fiasco.
Iv is already nearing 1000% on a lot of the contracts. Can you imagine what a couple of 75%% swings would do to them?

>> No.50952170
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50952170

Guys, what if the "rally until midterms" was the bulltrap all along?

>> No.50952176
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50952176

my positions are ready give me the fucking crash RIGHT NOW

>> No.50952185
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>>50952170
There was no way to know

>> No.50952207
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50952207

>rally 18%
>-1% premarket
Oh my god it's so fucking over ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.50952224

>if it goes up 100%, sell your initial investment. You’re now playing with house money.

This is a solid idea, right lads?

>> No.50952240

>>50952224
Depends on your risk tolerance, but nothing that makes you money is wrong.

>> No.50952241

>>50952224
>sell your initial investment
You mean sell half your shares? Yes that is a common way to take profits and see how the rest rides out.

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>>50952207

>> No.50952253

>>50952224
or you could sell it all if you think its milked. then move on to the next trade or reenter at a lower cb

>> No.50952307
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>>50952089
thats what i'm seeing too - rising wedge

>> No.50952351
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50952351

Pivot any second now!

>> No.50952360
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50952360

what's (You)r earnings play?

>> No.50952363

>>50952351
Nobody cares about the UK though. Just like Europe.

Only thing it's worth keeping an eye on is their oil and gas shortage to profit off that come winter.

>> No.50952374

>>50951643
I have 10k in DIA puts.
PLEASE FUCKING DIE YOU LITTLE BITCH

>> No.50952377

>>50952049
don't care will buy more when it reaches 1

>> No.50952380

>>50952351
Is this guy legit or some /pol/-tier schizo?
>>50952360
I'm looking at dear

>> No.50952397

>>50952377
me too but I think it is already way below book value so I doubt that's going to happen

>> No.50952453

>the apple computer made a video simply asking if the summer rally is over or not
i dont feel so good bros...

>> No.50952475

>>50951872
imagine having a job

>> No.50952594
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50952594

>futas

>> No.50952603

>>50952453
Link

>> No.50952618

Why do I feel so on edge right now? Are we about to have another major crash?

>>50952603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=memLjz5b2P0

this is all he said, usually he is analyzing stocks but this is all he did here...creepy. like he knows something

>> No.50952623

JUST BOUGHT SOXL YESTERDAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.50952641

Last time SPY made a lower high it dropped literally 11% in 6 trading sessions… except this time there are real black swan potentials in both Europe and China

The question is when will bulls be “trapped”? If the SPY gaps down 1% and then drops another 2.5% intraday, would you consider that a dip/buying opportunity? What if the same thing happens tomorrow? When would you sell? What would make you sell?

>> No.50952647
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50952647

kids gettin the monkepox before daycare or most schools started. this fall things will accelerate fast. and no it is not an std

>> No.50952653

>>50952207
>rally 18%
Could be gone in a single triple circuit breaker day. Reality is coming to the fake and gay market again.

>> No.50952668

>>50952641
>black swan is china and europe

Lmao, ok zoomer.

>> No.50952670

Straight up let me tell you, if you ever decide you want a job in finance, learn fixed income. Very very few people understand fixed income products which is insane because it underpins the entire financial market. If you learn everything you can about it, there will be a nice job waiting for you.

>> No.50952688

Anyone know why VIX went up yesterday?

>> No.50952699

So SIGA is dead isn’t it

>> No.50952701

>>50952647
In other words, in all probability, knowing they were infected with moneypox, the gay couple had engaged in anal sex with their own dog.

Lovely stuff.

“A PCR test revealed the dog had moneypox, and genetic sequencing found it was a 100 per cent match to the strain that infected his owners, indicating the dog caught the virus from his owners.”

>spontaneous idiopathic moneypox
>doctors baffled

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>>50952688
Stubbed me toe, sorry lad.

>> No.50952717

>check back 7 hours later
>it just went STRAIGHT down
Literally bots kek. Anyway it's going like I said- today will be red until 2 PM, then it will pump.

>> No.50952719
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50952719

I see a lot of you faggots are holding puts

>> No.50952724

>>50952699
lol yeah anon, just sell it so I can buy more shares cheaply

the emergency use authorization is right around the corner and they're starting the trials for FDA approval later this month.

>> No.50952725

>>50952670
>Straight up let me tell you, if you ever decide you want a job in finance, learn fixed income. Very very few people understand fixed income products which is insane because it underpins the entire financial market. If you learn everything you can about it, there will be a nice job waiting for you.

reading investopedia now. Unironically do I need finance qualifications to work in finance? And if I were simply to learn everything I can about fixed income what kind of job could a sales fag with a law degree get?

>> No.50952726

>>50952701
no one wants to state the obvious in the 0.1% chance it's wrong and end up accusing on a very touchy subject
but everyones thinking it. even twitter leftists

>> No.50952727

>mfw I bought SIGA yesterday
It’s going to dump, isn’t it.

>> No.50952732

>>50951756
Media never said the fed was going to pivot, that was all retail bulls. But the market is only down 1%, it'll be down 2% tops by 2 PM when it will randomly decide to pump.

>> No.50952750

>>50951934
It literally always dumps in september and everyone knows this
>when everyone plans for it
Or maybe it always goes like that regardless and people being 'in the know' has no impact on algorithms and corporations adjusting their portfolio into profitability and loss prior to Q4.

>> No.50952765

>>50952688
Because it hit a bottom and we're going to be here. Pump a little thursday/friday. Next thursday we dump again. Pump a little the thursday/friday two weeks from now. Then violent pants shitting dumping in september.

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Oil to 70 wen?

>> No.50952768
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50952768

>VIX up 19%
buckle up boys

>> No.50952773

>>50952750
It’s not September.

>> No.50952776

>>50952724
>the emergency use authorization is right around the corner and they're starting the trials for FDA approval later this month.

comfy siga sister. I was thinking of selling a little yesterday to put more into this bbby scam but figure I stick to original thesis (gays will keep fucking and it willl keep spreading) and hold until at least mid next year. I'm going to continue to hold unless it appears the pox willl not become endemic in America. If the pox become a standard part of gay life, we simply do not need a covid style pandemic or NTi apocalypse for siga to keep rising imho. Indeed a reasonable case is that it levels out somewhere around 100 but becomes a dividend stock for the rest of eternity.
I note SIGA is also working on an ebola vaccine and a dengue fever vaccine.

>> No.50952784

>>50952776
not vaccine, anti viral afaik.

>> No.50952792

>>50952647
Jesus, cases are almost 50,000 and the outbreak only started back in mid May this year...what the fuck.

We seriously getting another global pandemic lockdown over that shit?

>> No.50952794
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>>50952641
If you're looking for a big change in sentiment, first you would need to break the current uptrend and second you'd want it to start trading below the 4220-4180 area.

I don't know if the market is really set up to trap bulls because this rally has been hated on nearly the whole run up. I think bulls have been holding back rather than piling in. They're still scarred from that early June drop.

>> No.50952797

can any nobody register a company and sell corporate bonds?

>> No.50952798

>>50952670
Like annuities?

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50952805

Are you all ready for China to crash and burn so hard it will land everyone into the second Great Depression?

https://youtu.be/6slQLbT_fNY

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50952806

https://youtu.be/8bhYHwtEMJM

>a swanny theme for today

>> No.50952809

>>50952792
Sounds doubtful cause everyone's already tired of lockdowns and everyone also knows that it's the reason why we're in our current situation

>> No.50952816

Why is everyone so bearish today out of all days?

>> No.50952825

>>50952725
No you don’t, you can easily grab a junior position somewhere for 40-50k/year and stay there for 2 years and leverage it into a full time gig in fixed income for 70-80k a year. Just by knowing the basics of how bonds work, and knowing the basics of swap fixed leg pricing, I would say a solid 80k in 3 years tops. The degree helps, especially in law, because you can get an easy financial compliance gig instead of a junior position and then talk up how youve always loved the analyst side of things and leverage that into an analyst position.
And if you’re secure enough in your knowledge, you can probably skip the junior/compliance position. I recommend it so your resume history doesn’t look so jarring, but it’s probably not needed if you understand the concepts well.
People just don’t understand fixed income, I guarantee if you learn what ISDA brokers do and learn how fixed income legs on swaps work, SOFR+bps, you could talk your way into my job. I got my job entirely because I knew what delta one trading was and even my boss didn’t know what the delta one desk was.

>> No.50952835

>>50952701
Bro the vet came forward and said the dog had anal ruptures. They fucked that dog for sure.

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>>50952773
Yes and?

>> No.50952845

>>50952776
>I'm going to continue to hold unless it appears the pox willl not become endemic in America
Always a good plan. It's still rising consistently and now kids are getting it too so right now there's no reason to sell unless they somehow announce the outbreak is contained. I don't see for a way for that to happen anytime soon.

>> No.50952850

>>50952797
No, lines of debt are insanely well guarded from plebeians. You will get bank loans until you’re listed on a public index, sorry.

>>50952798
Like bonds. Annuities are likely to die in my opinion, insurance is a boomer thing in my opinion I see 65 year olds with annuities they’ve had for 20-30 years, never see anyone under 50 with an annuity ever

>> No.50952855

Why are we down this am?

>> No.50952859

>>50952805
China is a nothingburger.

>> No.50952861

>>50952825
>No you don’t, you can easily grab a junior position somewhere for 40-50k/year and stay there for 2 years and leverage it into a full time gig in fixed income for 70-80k a year. Just by knowing the basics of how bonds work, and knowing the basics of swap fixed leg pricing, I would say a solid 80k in 3 years tops. The degree helps, especially in law, because you can get an easy financial compliance gig instead of a junior position and then talk up how youve always loved the analyst side of things and leverage that into an analyst position.
>And if you’re secure enough in your knowledge, you can probably skip the junior/compliance position. I recommend it so your resume history doesn’t look so jarring, but it’s probably not needed if you understand the concepts well.
>People just don’t understand fixed income, I guarantee if you learn what ISDA brokers do and learn how fixed income legs on swaps work, SOFR+bps, you could talk your way into my job. I got my job entirely because I knew what delta one trading was and even my boss didn’t know what the delta one desk was.

thank you senpai. I'm autstic yet work in sales talking to people all day and thus my down time is hell because I'm tired from talking to normies all day. Considering (planning) to take a sabbatical (it is the Shmita after all) and learn a new skill to get out of my current job.
Very much appreciate your insight. Given I currently spend my free time staring at charts it would make sense I work in that industry.
80k seems kind of low? would one get a decent bonus too?
Currently on ~120k but my soul dies a little every day.

>> No.50952865

>>50952855
The stock market is getting liquidated to cover my bbby calls

>> No.50952866

>>50952816
VIX up and only the most unironic bulls are on board with the theory of the dump being over

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>>50952784
not sure if bullish but meanwhile BVNRY can’t keep up with demand. wonder if possible if siga and bvnry could create a partnership? i would think the big nigger pharmas like pfeizer, BMS or j&j most prolly would jump in to form a partnership to expand operations

>> No.50952872

>>50952816
Because the market has been generally green for weeks.

>> No.50952886

>>50952855
>He doesn't do TA

>> No.50952897

>>50952870
I thought it had been known for a while that BVNRY couldn't keep up with the demand? That's why things were so bullish for Siga. If you don't have enough vaccines you'll need to stock up on the antiviral as a backup at the very least.

>> No.50952898

Apes gonna buy back in at 11am and market gonna close unchanged just as yesterday

>> No.50952903

>>50952886
I read tea leaves though. Sometimes I drop match sticks and analyze the positions of them. Don't have any today

>> No.50952906

>>50952809
If people’s noses keep rotting off of their faces, we’ll get a lockdown and people will be happy to have it.

>> No.50952907

>>50952870
>not sure if bullish but meanwhile BVNRY can’t keep up with demand. wonder if possible if siga and bvnry could create a partnership? i would think the big nigger pharmas like pfeizer, BMS or j&j most prolly would jump in to form a partnership to expand operations

imho the real bull is deployment of ACAM2000 which may cause live virus vaccinia in 5% of the pop. Some people, immuno comped will prob get tpoxx along side their acam shot(s).

BN doesn't appear to work from anecdotes on plebbit, at least not as a profylaxis. Tppox would be a much better profilaxis but its not prescribed as such yet. If EUA allows use as a profylaxis for close contacts, we are also in mega moon territory.
If we get really lucky gays might just start taking Tpoxx after every orgy as a matter of best practice .

>> No.50952912

>>50952855
Tiny hats.

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I've seen this rodeo one too many times this year

>> No.50952920

Anyone else excited for October? Last year was intense

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>>50952870
any idea what happens to poxxoids in Saudi Arabia?

>> No.50952939

>>50952861
You’d get a 3-8k bonus at that pay grade. With what you’re making now I probably couldn’t recommend switching careers in good faith unless you have management experience. I expect the pay to get better in time, if only because tech salaries go down, but if you’re already making 6 figs you’re pretty much capped out unless you move up. I do see fixed income trader positions at 150-180k sometimes, but trader positions are a different beast entirely than analyst. If you have the ambition to entirely redo a career climb for 5 years, go for it. Otherwise I’d say you’re pretty set as is

>> No.50952941

>>50952933
Don’t they get tossed off of rooftops?

>> No.50952946

>>50952931
Go bobo, go bobo, it’s your birthday

>> No.50952948
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50952948

>>50952670
I don't even have time or know where I'd start to do this. I don't even know what kind of underage kid in school is like "I'm gonna learn how pensions work so in 15 years I can be a financial advisor hawking shit to retirees". It seems like there is no underpinning to our current job/workforce system and what you know is irrelevant because you'll never learn enough quickly enough to make it worth it when networking is the only thing that well and truly matters.

>> No.50952954

So isn't a retail report coming out this morning and fed minutes this afternoon?

>> No.50952960

>>50952920
It'll be intense in the opposite direction kek.

>> No.50952964
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50952964

yeah i'm thinking we're back

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50952970

>>50952954
>retail report
See you in 12 minutes.

>> No.50952971

>>50952939
>ou’d get a 3-8k bonus at that pay grade. With what you’re making now I probably couldn’t recommend switching careers in good faith unless you have management experience. I expect the pay to get better in time, if only because tech salaries go down, but if you’re already making 6 figs you’re pretty much capped out unless you move up. I do see fixed income trader positions at 150-180k sometimes, but trader positions are a different beast entirely than analyst. If you have the ambition to entirely redo a career climb for 5 years, go for it. Otherwise I’d say you’re pretty set as is

Thanks for the insight anon. My job presently is very easy and stress free, but I feel like I'm wasting my life (because I am) every day. I never achieve anything and every day is the same. Only doing it for the money at the moment. Unironically have thought about taking a job as a park ranger or gardener or something - problem with current job is its the path of least resistance, its easy and pays well and comfy (I do it from home), but I do not develop as a person. I do not meet interesting people nor have interesting conversations.

>>50952941
That's what I mean.... do the saudis let it slide even though its clear where it must have come from or do they go and arrest poxxoids? I've not read anything in the news about this.

>> No.50952985

>>50952933
They either isolate themselves and don't tell anyone or they die from multiple fractures and internal bleeding due to Covid.

>> No.50952997

>>50952970
Cute bobo

>> No.50953001

Funny. ZIM obliterates earnings multiple times and does nothing but dump.
Misses earnings once and of course is already down 5%

Fuck this bullshit about investing in good companies and all that. There's way more money to be made on stupid meme gambles

>> No.50953002
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50953002

I cant' for the markets to open. Millionaires will be made today.

>> No.50953006
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>>50952835
Lmao, fuuuuuck!

>> No.50953011

>>50952985
>don't tell anyone or they die from multiple fractures and internal bleeding due to Covid.

I see. Kinda bullish.. ie the monke must be spreading in stealth mode in basically every conservative country - pakistan, even india, dubai, saudi, malaysia, perhaps even singapore (still illegal to be gay there), indonesia, kuwait, qatar etc. perhaps even some eastern euro orthadox countries. .. perhaps even some catholic countries (mexico, brazil)..

>> No.50953017

>>50953002
>Congrats, but le HODL good sir!!!

>> No.50953033
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50953033

Has anyone heard of a little thing called BBBY?

Well Yolandi Visser likes the BBBY and it makes her Wet wet.

https://youtu.be/HcXNPI-IPPM

>> No.50953037
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50953037

There was some bad UK inflation data earlier today, so the dollar is probably going to stay up and put a little pressure on things. That's probably most of the reason for the drop until we get retail sales and fomc minutes.

>> No.50953041

>>50953002
Put it all on 0DTE SPY calls, puts, or crab spreads. You will either make it today or die

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50953047

>>50953017

>> No.50953049
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50953049

i'll admit. it took a lot of mental fortitude to hold puts and leveraged short etfs all this time. i had to build a gay bear furry porn collection to keep my mind occupied and my penis hard during this stupid rally. but i didn't capitulate. and now... my patience will be rewarded. you know what they say: the early bird catches the worm. also: pierre qui roule n'amasse pas mousse. finally: 燕雀安んぞ鴻鵠の志を知らんや. yes i did soil a few pair of pants in the process. but it will all be worth it in the end, when mumutards are self immolating in the streets or jumping off rooves and i'm sipping a peaty scotch comfily doubling or tripling my folio by shorting. it's over for you cocky cows, you stayed delusional for far longer than i thought was possible, but facts and logic always win in the end.

>> No.50953055

>>50953037
>fomc tldr: we remain committed to fighting inflation blah blah blah soft landing blah blah blah niggers

>> No.50953058

Cassandra predicted this.
Scion has liquidated all but one (GEO) of its US holdings

>> No.50953064

>>50953037
retail is selling today. turns out the credit card bills are piling up and they need to pay off the debts.

>> No.50953089

>>50953037
also new tax law in us for company’s makin $1b get levied at 15% min tax which Brandon signed into law yesterday. and no it lower inflation so that could be why
>>50952933
>>50952907
Anecadotally heard gays on PREP, vaxxies and/or HIV get worse of the illness. tpoxx could be the new prep in that all the gays take it for when they shekel pimp their bodies out to other gay niggers

>> No.50953103
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50953103

finally a good red day. what you buying lads?

>> No.50953109

Am I retarded to buy BBBY now

>> No.50953118

>>50953109
yes you are, at least, use a SL, never know when the drop will come, plus, earning at bell close.. wish I doubt will be good

>> No.50953128

bought ZIM in pre market. They raised their quarterly divvy to 4.7. Hopefully the dump won't last

>> No.50953137

>>50953118
>earning at bell close.. w

I really dont think earnings will mean shit for bbby. Nobody is buying it for dividends or as a value stock.

>> No.50953139

Bear trap.

>> No.50953141

Natural gas $9.60
whew
will it break $10 today??

>> No.50953142

>>50953049
this is why we go higher, they are still alive

>> No.50953144

>>50953137
I know, but I remember PROG dropped 25% on that day.

>> No.50953149

>>50953118
BBBY is not a fundamentals play.

They could probably announce a 20 billion loss and it will only draw more attention to the stock with the "funny line go up".

>> No.50953153

>>50953001
This is what I've learned as well the hard way. Done with fundamental plays and sticking to meme shit because its far more successful that way.

>> No.50953157

>>50953103
Bought MARA pre-market. I can't wait for boomers and jewish media kvetch about how they have to cover their shorts because retail investors keep buying the dip.

>> No.50953173

>>50952948
I actually knew I wanted to be in some sort of financial analyst role pretty early in life. I got sucked into central banking and fiat conspiracies extremely early, when I got my first laptop at 11-12 for school I want to say is when I started watching videos on YouTube about how debt based fiat controls everything. Then I found Bitcoin a couple years later at 14-15 before it ran up bigly and I’ve just pretty much been solely focused on financial markets since. I actually dropped out of high school because public school is a waste of fucking brain space.
Anyway, what you know matters to an extent because your bosses and coworkers don’t understand this shit and will be happy to hire you for their pay if you just do all the work.

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you know what i love about you mumu? *sips* aah... *chuckles* mumu, it's your naive optimism. you don't think about much of anything... do you? you just keep buying. makes our job much easier here at the hedge fund. there's always a buyer when we need to sell. and that! mumu, that! is why you are so dear to me. you don't understand what's happening, but you're still sitting here, with a dumb smile on your face, yelling: "buy the dip!", "diamond hooves!", "bears r fuk!" hahahaha... i could go on! you know mumu, sometimes you get lucky. a few weeks, months, sometimes even years! of irrational exuberance. but mumu? eventually we have to come back to earth. and that's where i come in. i know it's hard for your bovine brain to grasp, but stonks don't "always go up" my little friend. what you called "bullish" last week? uh oh... it's actually bearish. *chuckles* *sips* mmm... that is great. so mumu, i'd say be careful out there, but that probably don't do you any good. so just keep slurping that dipperino! heh heh heh. now if you'll excuse me, i have an appointment with my good friend dr. burry. and i do have to return those videotapes i got here. see you later mumu, i'll let you know when i need a buyer to increase my short position!

>> No.50953182

Ameritards wake up and the fomo is back

>> No.50953185
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50953185

GO ALL IN BBBY BUY IT AT THE TOP DIAMOND HANDS NEVER SELLING SEE YOU ON DA MOOOOON!

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>>50953185

>> No.50953198

>>50953182
Ready to fomo sir.

>> No.50953206

>3. Stocks set to open lower; Target missed
>U.S. stock markets are set to give up most of Tuesday’s gains at the open on increasing concern that the recent rally may have gotten ahead of itself.
>Walmart’s results suggested that the feared recession MAY be some WAY AWAY yet, giving the Federal Reserve more LEEWAY to raise interest rates further.
Who writes this shit

>> No.50953208

>>50953185
It's going to be $1000 each haven't you heard?

>> No.50953220

>>50953206
>Mumu set to shart pants as multi-generational crash resumes

>> No.50953225

>>50953182
Your welcome

>> No.50953226

>>50953109
Go in knowing your money can evaporate into nothing and set your targets from there.

>> No.50953234

Something needs to be done about these guys that are controlling the media. I'm getting fucking sick of them.

>> No.50953235

>>50953206
Those articles are often autogenerated by bots scanning market prices and news headlines

>> No.50953249

>>50953234
you mean the apache tribe?

>> No.50953250
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50953250

>FUBO

>> No.50953253

>>50953234
Ay buddy cool it with the antisemitism

>> No.50953264

>>50951756
The permabulls who forgot line can go down after the 12 year QE fueled bullrun claimed the Fed would pivot. The Fed has only become more hawkish in their statements throughout the year and the schizo bulls interpret it was dovish.

>> No.50953269

>>50953250
I couldn't help myself. Congrats

>> No.50953273

>>50953250
More like FOMO

Why is sports shit suddenly being rocketed upwards?

>> No.50953286

>>50953109
Yes.

>> No.50953302

>>50953286
meh I thought it was retarded last friday but here we are. I guess it was retarded but the market is retarded right now. Can you believe crypto pump and dumps have bled over into the real world? top kek.

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>> No.50953317

so nobody here had the balls to join us in BBBY? some fucking trannyjanny banned me yesterday for "advertising" because i posted about BBBY what a fucking cunt who does he think i am ryan cohen?

>> No.50953334

>>50953317
I don't like reddit. You can go back there if that's the company you prefer.

>> No.50953340

>>50953317
>so nobody here had the balls to join us in BBBY? some fucking trannyjanny banned me yesterday for "advertising" because i posted about BBBY what a fucking cunt who does he think i am ryan cohen?

yes I am in, everyone has a bag whether they admit it or not. I know fuck reddit but clown world needs to be exposed, this is one of the ways we do it. sorry my autism is revealing itself and this isn't /pol/ but meh

>> No.50953351

Just sold all my SIGA premarket for BBBY

>> No.50953364

>>50953351
>Just sold all my SIGA premarket for BBBY
u better put your bbby profits back in siga, sista.

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50953371

>>50953173
>first laptop at 11

>> No.50953391

>>50953317
I sold puts that almost immediately became worthless and I'm happy with that. Made about 3k.
I'm not touching it anymore. It's clearly not retail driving this up but some faggot hedgefund(s).

>> No.50953395
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50953395

What happens when someone dies and has money in escrow with their broker?

>> No.50953400
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50953400

here's today's morning outlook lads

>> No.50953412
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50953412

mumu, mumu, mumu, mumu.
mumu, mumu, mumu.
you didn't SERIOUSLY think this would last forever, did you?
you DID rotate out of your longs and into short positions... right?
oh mumu. oh mumu mumu mumu.
mumu. didn't we warn you? we warned you mumu. we warned you about the hidden tigers. about the farty ponies. about the sharting stallions. about the dark forest. what were you looking at mumu? did you just think the line would keep going up and to the right? in the face of worsening macroeconomic outlook? did you seriously, mumu, seriously think that apple should return to its all time high this decade?
my poor little calf. my delusional friend. that's not how any of this works. mumu, we explained the situation to you in such great detail. why didn't you listen?
mumu... i guess you'll just have to liquidate. hopefully you didn't use margin... oh you did? mumu... oh mumu. i hope you don't get that margin call today. we're heading much lower, time to cut your losses my cow.

>> No.50953417

>>50953400
seems to sum up clown market just right

>> No.50953422

>>50953395
Their next of kin they had registered should get custody.

>> No.50953430

>>50953391
I know ((who))'s driving up the BBBY. My newsletter said ((they)) are astroturfing this shit on the reddit and are going to dump on retail traders who fomo in.

>> No.50953440

Guys, the leafs on youtube are still buying BBBY

>> No.50953444
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50953444

alright mumu, i tried reasoning with you. clearly that doesn't work. let's move to the next step: anal rape.

>> No.50953455

er its 28 pre market wtf.. dwags this going to either go up or its going to go down. Starting to think my 180 sell order is not as retarded as I first thought.

>> No.50953457
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50953457

>>50953412
Retail sales data in July is flat but barely below expectations, doubt it's going to cause any upset

>> No.50953460

>>50953430
Yeah exactly, and 99% of retail will be left holding the bag with only a few of them having won big.

Unless you're in on the scam and know when the dump will happen it's just too risky to play heavily with BBBY right now. I may play with 1% of my money with it I guess, for lulz.

>> No.50953466

>>50953340
this is definitely /pol/ and you should treat it as such. i consider all boards to be /pol/ and i post like it because fuck trannies fuck jannies

>> No.50953470

>>50953430
Aren't you part of that criminal race?

>> No.50953473
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50953473

I've drawn some lines on apple as in pic related, and it looks as if, although it is in an uptrend, it's losing acceleration (the width of lane is growing smaller) giving small way for profits in short term and with some risk, but also as the volume seems to be gradually reducing, a change in trend is also possible.

Would you say this is wrong?
I'm not using money yet, but I'm trying to learn about this, and any comment would be really appreciated.
Thank you in advance for any reply.

>> No.50953475

>>50953470
I'm an American.

>> No.50953476

>>50953460
>Unless you're in on the scam and know when the dump will happen it's just too risky to play heavily with BBBY right now. I may play with 1% of my money with it I guess, for lulz.

ya I've only got 1% in. if that. but its good for my itchy trigger finger and gambling genetics. Stops me doing something stupid with my long term holds.

>>50953466
good 2 know anon. good 2 know.

>> No.50953478
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50953478

Any actual reason why it would dump today?

>> No.50953485

>>50953478
no speaking mid-anal rape, mumu.

>> No.50953490

>>50953478
bobos getting digits all morning
>>50953444
>>50953177
>>50950000
>>50950055

>> No.50953494

>>50953475
American and Jewish. Yep, you are definitely a criminal

>> No.50953500

>>50953473
>Would you say this is wrong?
>I'm not using money yet, but I'm trying to learn about this, and any comment would be really appreciated.
>Thank you in advance for any reply.

I'd say its a good obersvation but I'm not a ta fag. I'd suggest apple is over valued on fundamentals, ie check that PE ration, however I also just purchased a 16 inch mac book pro and I will never buy another windows machine again. .. bullish?

>> No.50953506

>>50953109
You saw it lost 60% within like 20 minutes yesterday so..

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>>50951643
uranium kings
abandon peninsula energy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF_LuGAS1BI
this is all kinds of mediocre news

>> No.50953508

Switch my SOXL to SOXS?
will restart the rally if needed.

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>>50953490
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.50953517

fuck is it too late to get in bbby...fuck why didnt i listen to you guys when it was at $5

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Reddit is fucking BTFOing us again....

>> No.50953524

>>50953506
gained it back in pre market. Interesting there was some shenanigan at 28.04 yesterday, some halt or something. but today its more than that in pre.

>> No.50953525

>>50953494
If I was Jewish why would I have blue eyes and blonde hair? Checkmate retard.

>> No.50953538

I sold BBBY at the top this morning

>> No.50953539
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50953539

When I see shit like this, I see media trying to cover their positions.

>> No.50953548

>>50953517
You would have paper handed when it went from 12 to 9. Everyone here was talking shit that day

>> No.50953550

>>50953506
How fast do you think it's gonna halt today?

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50953562

>>50953490
trips to make them all invalid

>> No.50953566

>>50953525
Ashkenazis are known to rape the goyim girls and boys. Perhaps your mom or grandma was raped by an evil kike, giving you some of their sepant seed

>> No.50953571

>>50953525
>why would I have blue eyes and blonde hair?
Inbreeding brings out recessive traits. Aren't jews supposed to be good with pilpul?

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>>50953562

>> No.50953582

>>50953566
>Ashkenazis are known to rape the goyim girls and boys. Perhaps your mom or grandma was raped by an evil kike, giving you some of their sepant seed

vikings are jews. Tribe of Dan. Den Mark. Mark of Dan.

>> No.50953584

Holy shit target shit the bed

>> No.50953600

>>50953566
>>50953571
oh and now im some inbred rape baby...

>> No.50953604
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>>50953584
I guess you could say that they missed... Uhhhhh.... The target, yeah

>> No.50953605

>>50953584
They missed the mark
>carlos.jp

>> No.50953606

>>50953575
I tried to save us all. Now you are on your own.

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50953607

at least i tried.

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50953613

>>50953584
bullish and priced in

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50953617

>>50953605
save this for next time

>> No.50953618

I'm selling everything but my AQB shares.
Allin AQB just like Burrysama

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50953622

>>50952185
Can someone explain this for my peabrain? Shouldn't the pattern be the opposite?

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50953623

new spy/qqq target price just dropped
>$0.00
thats zero dollars and zero point zero cents

>> No.50953634

>>50953600
I merely answered how recessive traits become expressed in a people. Jews have horrible diseases that only affect their race because of their mating selection.

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50953637

>>50953623

>> No.50953653

>>50953634
no, you called me inbred, and the other guy called me a rape baby, and now you're making more false claims about jews having horrible diseases. didn't you see that israel has the highest covid vaccine rates. fuck off

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50953662

In other news, mumu isn't feeling so well, he won't be coming into the office today

>> No.50953669

>>50953653
Don't worry Baggie I don't think you're an inbred Jewish rape baby. Just a normal retard.

>> No.50953674

>>50953653
Tay Sachs is not some conspiracy theory like the holocaust and BBBY.

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50953698

What's for breakfast?

>> No.50953710

Futures is just a straight line lol

>> No.50953722

unironically the best play right now is to ride the bbby pump (it will dump around ~$37), and put the profits in siga, they basically announced the tpoxx solution (which is basically ivermectin++) helps with not only all the poxes, but it also fucking cures vax damage. tpoxx is so fucking scarce for a reason, just search for #tpoxx on twitter and you will see people begging for it and those who got it saying how it saved their lives, people just don't understand the potential yet, read the whitepapers

>> No.50953726

Retarded poorfag + Newfag here.

I bought some BBBY at $25 yesterday and I plan to sell at open.

I can buy the dip shortly afterwards, right? And that doesn't count as a day trade?

And I'll have to pay CGT on the profits I made, right?

>> No.50953732
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.50953733

>>50953698
Baby Mumu simmered in the cream from its mother.

>> No.50953754

Retail sales came in at 0. There were exactly 0 retail sales last month if you exclude auto, and you guys still think we aren't in a recession.

>> No.50953759

>>50953722
>unironically the best play right now is to ride the bbby pump (it will dump around ~$37), and put the profits in siga, they basically announced the tpoxx solution (which is basically ivermectin++) helps with not only all the poxes, but it also fucking cures vax damage. tpoxx is so fucking scarce for a reason, just search for #tpoxx on twitter and you will see people begging for it and those who got it saying how it saved their lives, people just don't understand the potential yet, read the whitepapers


this is my strategy anon. well my small bbby positiion is basically to relieve my gambling addiction given I wont be selling siga for another 6 months at least and I need to resist the urge to try and swing trade.
Any profits from bbby are going in GEO for me, I;ve already got a good stack of siga,

>> No.50953765

>>50953733
>t. rapebaby

>> No.50953771

>>50952360
Whitehaven

>> No.50953778

>>50953726
I cant speak for other platforms but on TD and Schwab it would count as a day trade because all they do is match the buys and sells

you would have a sell and a buy on the same day = a day trade

>> No.50953779

>>50953754
And that's a good thing! Here's why

>> No.50953782

>>50953722
>it will dump around ~$37
citation needed

>> No.50953789

What the... Oh sorry, I'm a little early.

>> No.50953805

>>50953778
dont worry about tax anon just pay it at the end of the year. if you are paying tax hopefully it means u r making money unless you fucked up bad. if you fuck up bad just crystalize your losses before end of the tax year and u should be fine. dont know about US day trading rules but I wouldn't worry. Bidens 87000 IRS agents won't mind.

>> No.50953807

>>50953778
I hate it, thanks.

>> No.50953809
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50953809

>>50953782

>> No.50953811
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50953811

>>50953726
You can have 3 day trades in a 5 day period. But that probably won't count as one. If you rebuy and sell before the funds from the last sale settle, that's a no no.

And yes, you will pay short term capital gains tax, at your marginal tax rate, rather at that sweet 15% rate (depending on bracket) that'd you'd pay on long term capital gains.

>> No.50953817

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.50953819
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50953819

>>50952092
if there are no shares to short, I just short without shares

>> No.50953821
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50953821

>>50953754
but Cramer says it's only a small recession so it's ok

>> No.50953831

>>50953674
Maybe the real holocaust was all the European cities we carpet bombed along the way.

>> No.50953839

>>50953809
well I had hoped for at least some TAstrology but fair enough

>> No.50953841

arrrrrrrrrgh should I put more money in my trading account and buy more bbby and GEO!??!??!!

I just dont want to have no cash when the crash aktually happens.

>> No.50953845

>>50953782
It feels right

>> No.50953848

>>50953811
Thanks anon.
>If you rebuy and sell before the funds from the last sale settle, that's a no no.
How long does it take for the funds from the last sale to settle? Only a few minutes at most, right?

>> No.50953850
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GNUS is POOOOOOOMPING STOCKTWITSERS and TRANNIES

>> No.50953854
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50953854

>>50953831
>Maybe the real holocaust was all the European cities we carpet bombed along the way.

maybe it was all the babies we aborted over the last 70 years :O

>> No.50953862
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50953862

Ha ha time to buy!

>> No.50953866
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50953866

SOXL 3 month chart is a bit concerning.

>> No.50953882
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50953882

>>50953444
>uuuugghhh…nnoooooo…not the money plox…..uuuuuuuhhhhhhhh….not right in my ass….again…for the…..tenth time……uuuunnnnhhhhhh

>> No.50953887

HERE COMES BBBY

>> No.50953902
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50953902

>>50953887

>> No.50953904

>>50953866
Inverse hs.

>> No.50953907

>>50953866
soxl is a good indicator of overall market health.

>> No.50953922

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.50953921
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50953921

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>> No.50953927
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WHAT THE FUCK!

>> No.50953931
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50953931

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.50953934

>>50953854
>>Maybe the real holocaust was all the European cities we carpet bombed along the way.

maybe it was all the coal that was burned

>> No.50953937
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FUCK I WAS IN ANOTHER TAB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.50953974
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50953974

Cya losers I'll be on the moon.

$60 EOD

>> No.50953975
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50953975

I told you.
I told you about SIGA

>> No.50953976

okay so ath. are plebbitors right about the gamma squeeze now?

>> No.50953978

REEEEEE I SOLD ALL MY SIGA PREMARKET

>> No.50953986

This clownmarket is so fucking stupid.

I love it.

>> No.50953989
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50953989

VOL JUST CRASHED WE'RE GONNA PUMP

>> No.50953990
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50953990

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.50954001

soxl sisters...

>> No.50954002

>>50953975
>>50953978


basically if SIGA is up pre market, it will dump in the day. if it crabs or reds in pre market, it will pump in day.

t. Autist been watching it every day since early june.

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50954004

>>50953989

>> No.50954023

HOLY SHIT WHO CAN STOP HOME DEPOT

>> No.50954034
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50954034

>FUBO
fighting this morning.

>> No.50954033

>>50954001
I buyed

>> No.50954038

>>50953989
I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation. Retail sales came in at 0. There was 0 retail sales last month. Think about it, did you buy anything at a retail store last month because you're not alone, nobody did.

>> No.50954043

>>50954002
this, ive been watching SIGA since may

>> No.50954049

soxl bros. when are we gonna break even. the dream seems so far.

>> No.50954083
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>>50954002
This might be the one.
Pelosi might have let the cat out of the bag last night, we'll see.

>> No.50954086

>>50954038
Baggie are you drinking again?

>> No.50954087

>>50954001
I buyed

>> No.50954091

>>50954049
for me probably never

>> No.50954098

>>50954083
>Pelosi might have let the cat out of the bag last night, we'll see.


pelosi? Link? that bitch got siga options?

>> No.50954105

>trigger SSR on SIGA power hour yesterday almost to the penny
>shoots up at open today

Hmm

>> No.50954107

why is SAVA pumping?

>> No.50954110

>>50954098
She had a town hall in San Francisco yesterday.
There is no link.
TPOXX was mentioned multiple times.

>> No.50954126

>>50954105
I'm watching some leaf traders on yt and one of them was talking aboot some company that's pumping on poxx VACCINE news. /smg/ will either make a lot of money on this or we'll be tossing salads for a few zimbabwean dollars

>> No.50954128

>>50954110
>She had a town hall in San Francisco yesterday.
>There is no link.
>TPOXX was mentioned multiple times.


that's very comfy. town hall in sodom itself promising a cure to allow the degeneracy to continue.

>> No.50954134

>>50954086
I quit drinking and drugs so I can be a better person for my gookfu.

>> No.50954138

Gay sex bros... It's been approved in UK.

>> No.50954141

>>50954128
bavarian nordic threatened to not send the US any more vaccines from the FDA trying to unsafely administer vaccines
https://twitter.com/ddiamond/status/1559860316787429379

SIGA bros will be so fucking rich my PT is unironically 1000+

>> No.50954144

>>50954134
good for you baggie being high on life is the way. Drugs are for losers

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what the fuck do I buy?

>> No.50954152

Good morning, Wednesday morning.

>> No.50954158

>>50953500
Thanks for replying, anon.
Honestly I think I haven't yet much learned about fundamentals. I guess I should pay some mind to it too.

>> No.50954168

The Chinks are blockading the Twinks and doing joint military drills with the Ruskies. You zoom zooms ready to go over seas to protect our democracy?

>> No.50954169

>>50954148
ASO

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Can anyone tell me what the fuck happened to ZIM?
good numbers and it dumps, wtf

>> No.50954181

>>50954134
Same here actually. I'm getting really healthy. Even took up boxing so I could hit her even harder

>> No.50954193

>>50954141
>SIGA bros will be so fucking rich my PT is unironically 1000+
bruv I own 1500 siga shares but come the fuck on

It would need to become a worldwide pandemic with similar covid hysteria for this to happen

>> No.50954221

>>50954193
Did toilet paper shares skyrocket at that moment?

>> No.50954224

>>50954181
Yeah I've been working out with my x3 bar and doing yoga in my living room.

>> No.50954241

>>50954193
>It would need to become a worldwide pandemic with similar covid hysteria for this to happen

I have great news

>> No.50954242

Why do people here shill siga so much?

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>>50954141
LOL
Thank god, at least the Nordic folks are sane.
The FDA has been pulling some real bullshit

I think the hangup here is that TPOXX is so fucking expensive, they don't want to go that route. But every day we move closer.

>SIGA bros will be so fucking rich my PT is unironically 1000+
Think more like $50 on the low side and $200 on the high side my dude.

>> No.50954245

>Israeli and German leaders have expressed outrage after the Palestinian president accused Israel of committing "50 Holocausts" against his people.

>> No.50954248
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>FUBO

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>fubo
getting jewed

>> No.50954271

>S&P500 down
>I am up

Nice, and I’m not even shorting anything or in possession of puts

>> No.50954293

>>50954271
now that's some alpha shit right there

>> No.50954294

Wish someone would buck break AAPL

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50954295

>tfw siga and bbby almost have identical stock price.

>>50954141

great news. I heard BN also has major supply issues, oh and it doesn't work as a profilactisusdcks.

>>50954148
bbby and siga with your profits in a couple of days. maybe some geo.

>>50954193
>It would need to become a worldwide pandemic with similar covid hysteria for this to happen

Not necessarily imho. 1000 dollar siga is ~72 billion dollar market cap. Imho unlikely yes, but not absurd. All we need is enough monkee pox in western nations for all westner nations to keep stockpiles at local hospitals. Stockpiles expire and need replenishing. Add in some money printed cash if we get a fed reversal and we can easily make 1000 with some hype.
World wide pandemic wtih covid numbers would put us close to apple imho, ie, 10k + per share, near a trillion market cap. The fucking cure for biblical revelations style plague anon.

>> No.50954297

>>50954193
>>50954243
theres 40k+ cases of what is basically the cousin of small pox with little to no news coverage yet

ive been autistically watching cases, US and brazil are speeding up after groomer month ended indicating communal spread aka global pandemic. I could see 3000+ but im not that greedy

>> No.50954318

>>50954294
Who's gonna fuck an apple? I mean even if you cut a hole in it they're hard as fuck.

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I am getting heemed

>> No.50954335

>>50954297
I'm checking the numbers daily as well and it is rising steadily yeah but it's much harder to catch the pox than it was to catch covid. I still don't think it's gonna be massive outside of the manfucker community

>> No.50954342

>>50954297
>ive been autistically watching cases, US and brazil are speeding up after groomer month ended indicating communal spread aka global pandemic. I could see 3000+ but im not that greedy

ya europe numbers make it look like cases are slowing down. But they are in fact speeding up in US and Brazil and to a lesser extent Spain.

NTI also mentions that different countries will have vastly differing outcomes depending on interventions used..

>> No.50954348

>>50954294
I truely don't understand why people are fomoing into aapl. Do they really think it can top the ATH when the world is entering into a recession? Peak clown

>> No.50954349

>>50954326
You didn't listen to me and sell everything and go all in SPY puts yesterday. you could have doubled your money instead of getting fucked like that apple pie in that movie.

>> No.50954352

BTU will break $30 before SIGA.

>> No.50954353

>>50954326
hodl bro

>> No.50954359

>>50954335
nah the R value has to be similair to covids latest strain, almost 40k+ cases, 80+ countries and only testing gay men in only 3 months

>> No.50954380

Well lads, it's been fun, but we're going to 404 and this is it. This is the long goodbye.

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>> No.50954395

>>50954380
We're on page 3..

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Hello?

>> No.50954401
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50954401

>Market down, Energy Up
Uranium goes down
>Market up, Energy down
Uranium goes down

>> No.50954408

>>50954380
>>50954349
I refuse to believe you make any money fucking bagger

>> No.50954413

>>50954359
How can it be similar when covid was airborne and pox basically requires you to rub pox directly on your skin, or at least make contact with a pox infected surface?

>> No.50954415

EMERGENCY BAKE
>>50953265
>>50953265
>>50953265

>> No.50954414

>>50954172
earnings call.

>> No.50954418

>>50954412
>>50954412
>>50954412

>> No.50954421

I bought the dip yesterday, how could you tell?

>> No.50954427

>>50954348
Have you been following AAPL stock the last decade? Clearly not.

>> No.50954476

>>50954049
Uh, SIGAsisters, what the fuck was that?

>> No.50954479

i might play bbby if it rebounds.

i bought something else for today

>> No.50954504

>>50954193
People’s faces are literally rotting and falling off.

>> No.50954560

100 bbby at 24.85. Am I going to make it?

>> No.50954606

>>50954415
Nigger
>>50954418
Baste

>> No.50955236

>>50951732
>Asian women
>fertile

Anon, I….

>> No.50955538
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50955538

Yesterday was rough, SIGA Sisters, but today it looks like we're back on track. Slow and steady to $250.

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>>50953848
I think it's usually 2 business days. But if you aren't using all of the cash in your account to trade, it isn't an issue.

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/f/freeriding.asp

>> No.50957046

>>50957002
Ah gotcha. thanks anon.
>>50954560
I sure hope so because I'm in the same boat.