High IQ anons only.

[Anonymous No.50991597]

So, why are the markets shitting the bed today? News related? Data related?

[Anonymous No.50991602]

>>50991597
jew related

[Anonymous No.50991606]

>>50991597
>looking for a narrative to explain it
oh poor sweet anon

[Anonymous No.50991641]

CZ failed us

[Anonymous No.50991654]

>>50991597
>a handful of whales cut their loses and take profits
>small fish run for the exists in response

There, I explained any crypto market crash ever

[Anonymous No.50991660]

>>50991597
germany is collapsing just like 100 years ago

[Anonymous No.50991664]

>>50991606
All I've been hearing is,
>priced in
>generational buying opportunity
>bobos missed the bottom
and now look at it, kek

[Anonymous No.50991683]

>>50991597
Because it's still in bear narket and will continue to be for another 200+ days nigger

[Anonymous No.50991699]

>>50991664
Kek you should buy now

[Anonymous No.50991722]

>>50991664
We still haven't bottomed retard

[Anonymous No.50991725]

>>50991683
>Because I said

[Anonymous No.50991739]

>>50991597
A few things
1, in general the SP500 is overbought via RSI. I know you hate indicators, and that they are false, but if people use them, they are real.
2, rate hikes are not even remotely priced in. It takes months/years for term tightening to find itself in the pockets of Americans. The Fed Minutes meme of yesterday being bullish was the most bullshit take I could've ever considered. It was the fucking opposite. The minutes more or less explained, "We think we're doing a good job so far, soft landing kinda happening. We all agree 0.75 is going to happen in September, could be higher though."
3, Bitcoin's previous rise over the last few weeks was/is lock step with SP500. When Bitcoin is lock step with the SP500 you might as well buy TQQQ or SQQQ and not even bother with waking up to dumps like this.
4, just like we had a relief at 40k, 30k, 20k, we're actually going to probably 13-14-15k. Maybe a scamwick lower for a day or two to 10k. If we touch 15k, I will begin dollar cost averaging back in over the period of maybe 2-3 weeks to regain my full position.
5, the global economy is unironically in trouble. We more or less put COVID on a credit card and now the balance is coming due. Russia's entire plan is working out flawlessly. He invaded a small non-NATO member and now it's going to put the chill on millions within the NATO world. The media tells you how dumb and stupid and wrong they are, and how Ukraine is basically winning! That's not even close to the truth. Nations play long games, not week to week or end of month calls and puts.

That said, it's been painful watching ETH skyrocket but I've been in cash since 45-50k. Could've swung it. This entire rally was psychotically hard to not jump on the bandwagon for, but my conviction tells me point #4 is still true.
AMA

[Anonymous No.50991960]

>>50991597
Fed futures started to shift after FOMC meeting minutes. They were solidly predicting a 50 bp hike in September, but right now they're basically 50/50 on a 75 bp hike .
Philly Fed also came in hot yesterday signaling more room for rate hikes.

[Anonymous No.50991977]

>>50991597
everyone is desperate to believe that a recession won't happen but even the dumbest of niggers are starting to think the jews on tv are lying.

[Anonymous No.50991984]

>>50991977
Do they watch the news? I know I don't.

[Anonymous No.50991985]

>>50991602
>>50991606
>>50991641
>>50991654
>>50991664
>>50991683
>>50991699
>>50991722
>>50991725
OP wants high IQ anons. Could you please take your retardation to the rest of the board?

[Anonymous No.50991990]

>>50991597
markets were too optimistic in the past couple of months, compared to the state of the economy

[Anonymous No.50992013]

>>50991722
checked and bottompilled. theres still too much hope around from idiots hoping to get rich on dog chains and BBBY. Hope must be crushed from the market before healing can begin. The sign is when Doge is under 1cent and suicides are above 2%.

[Anonymous No.50992019]

>>50991739
>AMA
KYS

[Anonymous No.50992023]

fakeout

[Anonymous No.50992057]

>>50991739
Ukraine wins by not losing, and by this point they are succeeding. The bigger issue is not Ukraine but retarded German energy policy (shutting down nuclear and going full dependent on Russia) and then playing along with sanctions for moral high ground (when they could easily abstain just like Turkey, another NATO member).

[Anonymous No.50992176]

>>50992057
Exactly. Anyone that hasn't understood yet that NATO providing support is Russia vs NATO effectively, and they're effectively losing. Russia will pull back a bit, NATO will jump in. This is all proving a rationale for Ukraine to be a part of NATO. While Russia won't like it, Russians love being proved wrong. They're a "logical" species to say the least.

[Anonymous No.50992202]

>>50992019
It was a fucking joke, but I do like having a real discussion on /biz/ every so often instead of
>KYS
>Bobotards
>That's a man
and the like. Believe it or not this board could be better. That literally no one on this board has successfully traded options is evidence nobody knows what the fuck they're doing and it's just a bunch of desperate people buying $1M market cap dog coins hoping they make it.

Wall street bets, whether you like it or not, is a better place to make money during a market downturn.

[Anonymous No.50992258]

>>50991739
I'm a fellow bear but I've been tethered for a year, since last may. I missed out on August-November bull run. How are you going to cope if we miss out again waiting for lower bottom?

[Anonymous No.50992301]

>>50991597
People selling massive fuck off bags.

[Anonymous No.50992320]

>>50991664
BTC is at 21k and it was like that years ago, did you really buy the top? Again.

[Anonymous No.50992350]

>>50992258
Rate hikes' critical mass is scheduled to be by the end of the year, whatever the value is. The longer I wait the more likely it is that when I do reenter the market it will be a sustained uptrend, and this dump is proving what I've been doing is correct so I am trying to keep a level head.
You missing out on the Fall/Winter buff is akin ultimately to missing out on SHIB. The longer we go without sustained downtrends the more likely it is you can buy THE, or CLOSE TO, "the bottom." Apply a SMALL amount of leverage in the bull run. Borrow a LITTLE to leverage yourself up. Post-halving, we will have dips, but it will likely go up. When we dip randomly 20-30% borrow a little more. In 2017 we had ICOs cropping up left and right. In 2022 we had NFTs. Look for the ICOs, NFTs and the like during the next run up.

Also, don't look at BTC itself, look at the total crypto market cap. That will tell you tops and bottoms.

[Anonymous No.50992365]

>>50992202
read point 1 and stopped reading. ur a midwit retard.

[Anonymous No.50992397]

>>50992365
https://aiolux.com/reports/analytics-technical-indicators?symbol=SPX&tab_name=rsi
Cope. Swing trading off the ebbs and flows during a market contraction is significantly easier than buying BBBY and hodling Bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.50992398]

>>50992202
Coinbase says shiba inu has a 7 billion dollar market cap.
>People are looking for new projects to go up so they can make a profit.
No fuck? Really? People want to make money trading crypto? I'm so fucking shocked and shooked nigga.
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.50992429]

>>50992350
Last 75 bps hike didn't even make the price dump because that's what everyone expected. What if its 50 bps in September and we go only up from there? Also, do halvings even matter anymore? Each halving is twice less important than the previous one.

I don't fuck with leverage but I will rope if I miss another bullrun again. I agree that macro is very shitty and shaky but this is a pure clown market, so anything can happen.

[Anonymous No.50992441]

>>50992398
You took gambling on 1m market cap dog coins and translated it into reddit speak kek
>Get in on new projects and make profits bro
Outed yourself as a zoomer faggot that talks like a nigger leave this thread

[Anonymous No.50992463]

no news to ruin a scheduled dumping, literally zero announcements planned for regular markets for the first time in a few weeks

[Anonymous No.50992479]

The truth is it just randomly goes up and down based on irrational sentiment

[Anonymous No.50992502]

I will never hit the bottom simple as, I'll buy some more now and then some more later if we go down more.

[Anonymous No.50992669]

>>50991985
you're an idiot
>>50991960
case in point

[Anonymous No.50992697]

>>50992429
>What if its 50 bps in September and we go only up from there?
Unlikely. Inflation needs to be nipped in the bud. They already tried doing less back in March with a 0.25 instead of a big fat 0.5 to get the game started. They know they fucked up and the numbers are showing that.
>Also, do halvings even matter anymore?
As far as I'm concerned, they do.
>I don't fuck with leverage
You don't have to go in with 100x. Try something light like 1.05 or 1.1

[Anonymous No.50992809]

>>50991597
high iq anon here:
I think the market was expecting a 50 bps hike but the fed minutes yesterday indicated that a 75 bps hike is on the table. the market is most probably pricing in a higher probability of a 75 bps hike. what I'm most worried about is the markets pricing in a recession risk (no, it isn't priced in yet), especially when one of the fomc members (kashkari) said yesterday that he's not sure if the fed can tame inflation without having a recession.

[Anonymous No.50992858]

>>50992697
Ok thanks for some copium fren.

[Anonymous No.50992899]

Thought it said high anons only.
Guess it's close enough.

[Anonymous No.50993324]

>>50992697
>Inflation needs to be nipped in the bud
It's way past the bud, bud.

[Anonymous No.50993582]

>>50991597
Market is about to crash due to hidden derivative shenanigans + recession + Fed shenanigans + property market collapse. Also they're all the same thing.

[Anonymous No.50993684]

>>50991739
>Russia's entire plan is working out flawlessly.
Yes, but they were in dire straits well before the rest of the world; this is a can-kick to bring our inevitable economic collapse in line with theirs, time-wise. It's not that they're winning so much as they're making sure everybody loses with them. China too.

[Anonymous No.50993823]

>>50991739
>Russia's entire plan is working out flawlessly
Aaand you ruined your entire comment lol

[Anonymous No.50993854]

>>50993324
Of course, but just because the cancer has progressed doesn't mean treatment is still a viable option. No, I don't think the sky is falling. I do think an induced recession by way of heightened borrowing rates will calm things down. It won't be fun, but the world will get through it.
>>50993684
The US is theoretically self sufficient in almost all markets. The readjustment period would not be easy, but the potential future of an isolationist US with a strong USD is a possible future. There's caveats to a global commerce system, and I think COVID, the war in Ukraine, and now an energy crisis in Europe is showing this. I do believe we'll enter a form of a "dark age" of economics after this, where cross-border trade is going to be relatively greatly limited. Smaller countries will suffer the most from this, but the past 20-30 year bull market is coming to an end and I think we're headed back to the trend of semi-isolationism. Globalism doesn't seem to be worth the risk.

[Anonymous No.50993892]

>>50993823
Learn more about how Russians work. Learn more about how Chinese work. They're not at all similar to the way "the west" operates.
Russians till soils and grow seeds. Chinese work in the shadows. I know it's hard to understand as a westerner that likes to come in and slap his dick on the table, but you're comparing apples to oranges.

[Anonymous No.50994081]

>>50993892
nigger, i'm russian and i'm embarassed by this shit we managed to pull, we literally fucked our own economy into the ground

[Anonymous No.50994305]

>>50992320
It could be that anon bought the top. I'm glad I opted out to stable at some point. But still, I hate the fling of the market in the opposite sense.

[Anonymous No.50994309]

>>50994081
why don't you fuckers overthrow Putler?! There's that cliche of russians being though guys and shit, yet all of you 140 million are a bunch of pussies

[Anonymous No.50994330]

>>50994309
because we live in a police state and putin has his own personal army that is loyal to him?

[Anonymous No.50994347]

>>50991597
liberty B bros UNITE!

[Anonymous No.50994361]

>>50991597
>EUROPE
market dump during European hours, I think it's related to high inflation from a couple of EU countries.

[Anonymous No.50994423]

>>50994081
but also fucked every eu country in the process
how is russia lossing?

[Anonymous No.50994433]

>>50992301
The major causes are that the overwhelming focus continues to be on inflation , rising interest rates and the war in Ukraine. The market is void of major positive catalysts right now, so it is not surprising things are going this way.

[Anonymous No.50994474]

>>50994423
he created a mild inconvinience for europeans at worst, ye average euro will have slightly worse standard of living but its better than trying to make ends meet when your salary is $200 and everything just suddenly became 2 times more expensive.

[Anonymous No.50994501]

>>50991597
It’s the Jewish Shemitah year. Simple as.

Digits and green ID check em

[Anonymous No.50994589]

>>50991664
You cant rationalize market behavior on a day to day basis.

[Anonymous No.50994592]

>>50991660
This, just read an article stating the energy crisis in Germany is causing companies to relocate their facilities and factories out of Germany because of rising energy costs, which is causing the euro to lose value.
>>50991602
>>50991985
it's unironically true this time due to the state of the EU so they're panic selling out of EU investments to protect their shekels

[Anonymous No.50994669]

My penus weenus of course. High IQ anons only: Why are the markets shitting the bed today? The answer, my peenus weenus. Peanus weanus peenus weenus peeenus weeus. My peenus weenus!!

[Anonymous No.50994696]

>>50994361
Yeah, that of the UK is about 10.1%. Its inflation has hit a 40-year high . This is not just US. It's so fucking sad that we are dragged to this shit.

[Anonymous No.50994703]

My IQ is 167 and my intuition tells me it has to do with Shemitah ending in september

[Anonymous No.50994733]

>>50991597

PPPEEEEEEEEEEEEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

t. I am high IQ (135)

[Anonymous No.50994774]

>>50991597
>>50991739
>>50991985
>>50992013
>>50992023
stop overcomplicating everything bitcoin just follows QQQ now

[Anonymous No.50994810]

>>50994309
>putler
Faggot liberal.
Z

[Anonymous No.50994835]

>>50992697
Explain how bankrupting America is a better alternative to letting inflation run high? I know the fed and the US govt are fucking incompetent but they cannot be that incompetent no?

[Anonymous No.50994969]

>>50994835
It isn't incompetence. It is the same ideological malice that is destroying the rest of the West. If they gave a fuck about employment or housing, for instance, then why are they violating their own laws by inviting hundreds of thousands of jobless ESL shitskins across the border every month?

[Anonymous No.50995032]

>>50993854
This guy understands.
The Trump phenomenon was a deflection of the actual movement of nationalism (politics is ALWAYS reactionary) throughout the world and especially the United States.
The thought they could ruin the name of nationalism in some regard with Trump but it only stirred it up because he turned out not to be le Hitler in any shape, manner, or form.

He was also the substitute (tolerable substitute) to the actual threat of right wing populism a la RON PAUL.
Combine these undercurrents with leaders like DeSantis and the unironic movement of hispanics to the (hard eventually) right and an isolationish, Monroe similar policy will slowly come to fruition.

All this combined with the USA being extremely rich, wealthy, and self sustaining will leave it smelling like roses when the dust settles.
Rough 3-5 years coming though.

[Anonymous No.50995060]

>>50994501
I think you cracked the code

[Anonymous No.50995075]

>>50994835
Because when you go bankrupt you don't owe anyone money anymore and you still have all your assets if you are a country or DONALD TRUMP this works very well.
The media went on and on about Trump's bankruptcies because it's universal irony.
Trump smelled like roses after each bankruptcy.
He will return and lead the USA through bankruptcy as well and the US will smell like roses afterwards.

[Anonymous No.50995189]

>>50995032
>with leaders like DeSantis
You're an absolute retard if you think JewSantis is going to do anything positive for the common man other than fight bullshit culture wars and loot the country for his donors just like every single other politician in power right now. Stop simping for politicians you dumbasses, they will never, ever be on your side.

[Anonymous No.50995263]

>>50991597
Stop asking for a fucking "why"

Because rich people DECIDED to bring it down. You small fry retail traders don't move the markets at ALL. You ride the wave. Fully controlled by someone else's decisions.

[Anonymous No.50995296]

>>50995189
I made no claims whatsoever that DeSantis was good or that anything I typed is good.
Are you a lady perhaps?
One that can't into objective analysis of trends?

[Anonymous No.50995300]

>>50991664
Instead of timing the market and trying to get in at the perfect time, I just DCA. So far I've been doing it on privacy crypto as I see them getting bigger after the regulations.

[Anonymous No.50995541]

>>50994810
this is the reason why we can't have nice things fuck russian bydlo

[Anonymous No.50995554]

>>50994305
Buck of my investment is in index fund.

[Anonymous No.50995576]

>>50994433
It sucks that the consider hedge has no ground over it.

[Anonymous No.50995611]

>>50991597
Because I put half my paycheck into Link BTC and ETH yesterday of course it would have to dump 10-15% within 24 hours of my buy.

[Anonymous No.50995627]

>>50994810
>Faggot liberal.
The fact that niggers on /biz/ think being anti-Russian is "liberal" just proves this sub is nothing but east European retards and American country bumpkins that don't have the IQ necessary to participate in modern society.

[Anonymous No.50995640]

>>50995263
>Because rich people DECIDED to bring it down.
All in all, this is about as complex as it gets.

[Anonymous No.50995650]

>So, why are the markets shitting the bed today?
Why not?

[Anonymous No.50995655]

>>50991597
Cattle don't realize the turmoil we are about to see in the next couple of years.

[Anonymous No.50995674]

>>50995554
That's good. Mine is on freeway supercharger product. 40% of my stable is in there. They offer quite a rewarding APY.

[Anonymous No.50995685]

>>50991602

[Anonymous No.50995701]

>>50995576
Just relax and wait for a couple of years. I hope you will still be alive, Jeet.

[Anonymous No.50995744]

>>50995611
Just hodl. Better days are coming and it will melt the faces of those donks who think we are heading to nothing.

[Anonymous No.50995756]

>>50995189
Aal me how I know you’re poor

[Anonymous No.50995779]

>>50992301
Are you also selling? I'm trying to DCA and scalp these days. It's been profitable on my end so far. I got my xpress, atom, icx, porto, and lazio at different prices. Better days are coming, kek.

[Anonymous No.50995827]

>>50991597
a 12h osc has moved from overbought to oversold since the 15th, currently it is low and volume not yet confirming turnaround. a 1M osc is currently about to pass below 50

[Anonymous No.50995832]

>>50995701

Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.50995847]

>>50995827
pardon me, a 5D osc is about to pass below 50m, the 1M osc is currently nearly bottomed out

[Anonymous No.50995880]

>>50993823
lmao seethe harder retard

[Anonymous No.50995884]

>>50995832
If you are full of despair, this is not the right place for you. You should probably go with a low-level investment. staking stable will be a better choice, retard.

[Anonymous No.50995923]

>>50994423
Because they could comfortably afford this war for weeks, not months. The plan was to be done by now. They knew they weren’t going to get the entire Ukraine but they figured they’d walk away with a redrawn map and some good shit from it. Instead it’s been a slog. Unlike a bustling war economy everything is more expensive but without enough extra jobs and more circulating money for that to be a good thing. But as bad as morale is bleeding it’ll be a full on embolism if they pull out now without anything to show for it, so Russia is pushing in the hopes that somebody will offer them a deal that they can sell as a win.

Really, they expected the world to say “oh no, here take money and leave Ukraine alone” not “here’s more guns Ukraine fuck em up!” but now they committed.

[Anonymous No.50996018]

>>50992398
fr fr no cap broccoli head zoom zoom

[Anonymous No.50996051]

>>50995779
How do you manage everything?

[Anonymous No.50996093]

>>50992202
That's a man is comedy gold though

[Anonymous No.50996167]

>>50995779
All I do is DCA RIDE. Indeed massive pumps are coming. Holoride is close to launching their VR gaming platform in Audi cars

[Anonymous No.50996176]

>>50995300
Got more Sylo as the incentive nodes draws close to it's launch. Only one Seeker left to be revealed. Web3 users will now have the opportunity to utilize their PFP NFTs for identity and communication

[Anonymous No.50996200]

>>50995627
Found the yuropoor

[Anonymous No.50996218]

>>50995923
>takes 25% of your country
>takes 80% of the natural gas
>takes 75% of the GDP
>takes 80% of your industrial capacity
>runs largest budget surplus in their countries entire history going back to stone ages
ThEyRe GeTtInG nOtHiNg OuT oF iT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.50996293]

>>50995554
Not so bad. I have like 30% of mine in stocks, then the rest are in ORE which makes multichain access easy with just a single ID.

[Anonymous No.50996332]

>>50996218
Fucking top kek. God tier post.

[Anonymous No.50996372]

>>50991597
everyone is reassessing the fed put

what if..
what if they are serious
what if they actually hike rates enough

and they readjust their portfolios
SELL SELL SELL CASH IS KING FUCK MANDATES JUST HOLD CASH

[Anonymous No.50996376]

>>50991602
Shemitah ends in late September

[Anonymous No.50996475]

>>50996218
And yet they have to harvest semiconductors out of dishwashers because nobody wants to sell to them. Where are you seeing prosperity that can be explained other then numbers on a sheet? RDI is falling and now Crimea is going to do wonders for morale. Russia ain’t drowning but it’s definitely floundering rn. To date this war hasn’t been worth it for them,

[Anonymous No.50996517]

>>50994589
Yeah, you can only make up a reason after the fact

[Anonymous No.50996561]

>>50996051
You'll just need time and budget as you need to also think of a better alts to invest in soon. Don't rush and choose the solid ones like CryptoXpress, which is a one-stop solution. Fan tokens are also gaining traction.

[Anonymous No.50996566]

>>50996167
The VR gaming platform is now being tested in Audi cars in Europe. It will be fully launched in Q4

[Anonymous No.50996619]

>>50994592
link pls?

[Anonymous No.50996645]

>>50995263
true

[Anonymous No.50996741]

>>50991597
who the fuck knows.
both ways im taking this opportunity to accumulate more ETH and MATIC.
i expect some things in the next bullrun with the merge and Polygon's zkevm

[Anonymous No.50996771]

>>50996741
>No matic threads
>yet tards always spamming matic in every thread
Bullshit astroturf marketing

[Anonymous No.50997125]

>>50991602
>>50991602
Fpbp

[Anonymous No.50997171]

>>50991597
Elon Musk sold his car

[Anonymous No.50998132]

None of my assets are "shitting the bed" today.

[Anonymous No.50998149]

doesnt affect me because i have vinu, bnb, avax... and not the shit recommended around here. so

[Anonymous No.50998158]

>>50992809
>high iq anon here:
stopped reading there