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51032589 No.51032589 [Reply] [Original]

Give me your best unethical ways to become unfirable.

I work engineering.

Pic related if your female your invincible in the office.

>> No.51032607

>>51032589
get an anxiety diagnosis and tell your company about it.

Suddenly you're allowed to be shitty to everyone and if they fire you, sue them for discrimination.

>> No.51032645

>>51032607
I'm not in the US, shit won't fly here.

It's a conservative Asian country.

>> No.51032954

>>51032589
nakadashi

>> No.51033125

>>51032589
thats a man.

>> No.51033148

>>51032589
Introduce highly complicated automation process that only you would know. You would suffer in the beginning implementing it, but make sure it has small breaks every 4-6 weeks that you quickly fix.
Engineering is full of boomers who don't want to learn new things, that's your ticket

>> No.51033178

>>51032589
Tell them you now identify as female. They’ll love it cause the company gets a female stat.

>> No.51033187

I’m in a union and am no longer a total fuckup

>> No.51033203

>>51033187
this, unions are the best, just don't fuck around too much and you'll be able to make it through without having to sacrifice enough energy to do stuff after work is finished

>> No.51033216

>>51032607
Holy shit, does this really work? I have PTSD. Can I really never worry about getting fired?

>> No.51033217
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51033217

That's definitely a man

>> No.51033219

god i hate these hoes so much

>> No.51033659

>>51033216
Only if you tell them in an email at some point.

>> No.51033685

>>51032589
THREE DIMENTIONAL PIG DISGUSTING

>> No.51034757

>>51032589
Buy the company.

>> No.51036401

She's hot but is the dumbest hoe on tiktok. She's so stupid it hurts.
Still great faps.
I think 100 chainlink will be enough to wife her in the future.

>> No.51036432

>>51032589
rig everything you've built with explosives and confront the CEO on the helipad or in a steam room.

>> No.51036590
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51036590

>>51036401

sauce please

>> No.51036612

>>51032589
Pretend to have a mental disability of some sort. Depression or dyslexia or something.
Side not, does that bitch in the OP pic do actual porn where she gets fucked or is she just a generic skank who cosplays as FOTM anime characters for simp money? I have less respect towards the latter.

>> No.51036738

>>51032954
>>51036401
>>51036590
Kys coomerfags

>> No.51036739

>>51032589
>Give me your best unethical ways to become unfirable.
Just say that you are trans.

>> No.51037597

>>51036590
>>51033217
>>51036738
Norafawn

>> No.51039164

>>51032589
become a cripple and be extremely nice with everyone
it's the only way
really make them feel guilty about the mere thought of firing you.